Questions Only

[Sospira]

Are you saying I stole your slippers?

[Bleeding Pawn]

So, you`ve found it yet?

[Pompey Bum]

What do you mean by "it"?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Are we still talking about the shoes, that got missing?

[Pompey Bum]

Shoes or slippers?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Whats the difference?

[Pompey Bum]

You can't tell the difference?

[Bleeding Pawn]

That they both start and end with the letter "S"?

[Pompey Bum]

Wouldn't that be a similarity?

[Calidore]

Should we be suspicious that you're trying to distract us from the Mystery of the Missing Slippers with semantics?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you saying you're anti-semantic?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Won`t you b,e after a hard day at work?

[Pompey Bum]

What makes you think I work?

[NikolaiI]

How does one play this game?

[Calidore]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Pompey Bum]

What does "rhetorical" mean?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Should we paste the definition here or the link to one of the online dictionaries?

[Pompey Bum]

How would that be wasting time?

[Bleeding Pawn]

What would it take not to?

[Pompey Bum]

Isn't it obvious?

[Bleeding Pawn]

are you turning over a new leaf?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you insinuating that there was something wrong with my old leaf?

[Bleeding Pawn]

Like spring and autumn?

[Pompey Bum]

What's not to like about spring and autumn?

[Calidore]

Have you ever seen the rain?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you trying to imply that there's something wrong with my eyes?

[Clopin]

Isn't there? ;)

[Pendragon]

How could you tell?

[Pompey Bum]

So you wouldn't be able to?

[Pendragon]

Should I be?

[Pompey Bum]

Am I the one you ought to be asking?

[Pendragon]

Who else is there?

[Pompey Bum]

Can't you tell?

[Pendragon]

Should I be able to?

[Pompey Bum]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Pendragon]

You just don't get it, do you?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you talking to yourself again?

[Pendragon]

"Again?"

[Pompey Bum]

What are you, deaf?

[Pendragon]

"Is that the same as hearing challenged?

[Pompey Bum]

What did you say?

[Pendragon]

"You don't comprehend English? Vous préférez peut-être français?

[Pompey Bum]

Ou sont les joiles filles?

[Clopin]

How am I supposed to know?

[Pompey Bum]

You didn't bring them?

[Clopin]

Do I look like that type of guy?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you implying that I brought them?

[Pendragon]

Did you?

[Pompey Bum]

Do you know how that sounds?

[Pendragon]

Is someone going to need a time out? :P

[Pompey Bum]

So you don't know how it sounds?

[Pendragon]

Did I say that?

[Pompey Bum]

You don't remember what you said?

[Pendragon]

Am I expected to remember anything I might say in passing?

[Pompey Bum]

Do you do a lot of this "passing?"

[Pendragon]

You were the one who appointed me Undersecretary of Bulls**t, were you not?

[Pompey Bum]

Excuse me, but are you trying to be rude?

[Pendragon]

You considered that rude?

[Pompey Bum]

Do you need me to speak up?

[Pendragon]

I hear fine. You thought that was rude? Pourquoi?

[Pompey Bum]

Are you under the impression that "I hear fine" is a question?

[Clopin]

Are rhetorical questions allowed in this thread?

[Pompey Bum]

Why not? :)

[Pendragon]

What was the point of all this again? :wave:

[Pendragon]

Was it something I said? Nobody want's to play games with me anymore?

[tailor STATELY]

Why would you think that ?

[Pompey Bum]

Was it something I said? Nobody want's to play games with me anymore?

Can't you see I'm reading? :)

[Pendragon]

Don't you realize this is not reality?

[Pompey Bum]

What makes you think that?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Is there a version of Minecraft for this?

[Clopin]

Do you really think Notch is hard-working enough to program a version of minecraft exclusively for a literature board?

[Lykren]

What?

[Pendragon]

Why would Notch do that?

[Pompey Bum]

Notch-notch?

[tailor STATELY]

Who's there ?

[Pompey Bum]

Notch?

[Pendragon]

Are you serious?

[Pompey Bum]

Notch?

[Pendragon]

Nicht wahr?

[Pompey Bum]

Knockwurst knockwurst?

[Pendragon]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

[Pompey Bum]

Machst Du?

[Pendragon]

Ist das Ihre Frage?

[Pompey Bum]

Ist Das nicht eine Schnitzelbank? :)

[tailor STATELY]

... or is this just a nightmare ?

[Pompey Bum]

Not sleeping well?

[Pendragon]

Define "well" could you please?

[Pompey Bum]

Could I or would I?

[North Star]

Ought you?

[Pompey Bum]

Does Macy's tell Gimbles'?

[Pendragon]

What difference would it make?

[tonywalt]

Where did i put my phone?

[Pendragon]

Want me to dial it?

[tailor STATELY]

Would you please ?

[Pompey Bum]

Has Tony lost his phone again?

[tonywalt]

What is the frequency Kenneth?

[Pompey Bum]

Isn't that a little insensitive to poor Dan Rather?

[tonywalt]

Was he targeting Geraldo Rivera(sic) but settled for Dan instead?

[Pompey Bum]

Did Geraldo know the frequency?

[tailor STATELY]

Does Geraldo listen to R.E.M. ?

[Pompey Bum]

Geraldo who?

[Pendragon]

Is he that whacky talk show host who got his face splattered by being foolish enough to invite skinheads and black panther members on his show at the same time?

[tailor STATELY]

Or was he the one who scintillated us with the secret chamber of Al Capone ? (or was it Truman Capote's chamber?)

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Why are you talking about Truman Capote's chamber pot?

[tailor STATELY]

Wasn't T.C. into art deco ?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Did Art Deco know T.C. was into him?

[Wes Corona]

Where do they save the time saved during Daylight Savings Time?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Is it in a savings account?

[Wes Corona]

No, they had it in a vessel, but time ran out. Could this be the end of time?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Could this be the slice of lime?

[Wes Corona]

Is it in the tequila sunrise?

[tailor STATELY]

Or in the worm, Ouroboros ?

[Wes Corona]

Why did the worm turn?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Has this become the Cat in the Hat?

[tailor STATELY]

Has this become the Cat in the Hat?

Did you ta you ta a puddy tat ?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Are we going to get hit by a large asteroid?

[tailor STATELY]

If an asteroid were coming could we avoid ?






it

[isabellet91]

Did dinosaurs put their babies to sleep before that giant asteroid hit like the parents did in Titanic?

[tailor STATELY]

Have you asked the Raven ?