Questions Only

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you think that I have a glass?

[Haunted]

aren't you wearing sunglasses?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you talking about my large gray eyes?

[Haunted]

Is it gray or grey?

[BienvenuJDC]

Where are we?

[Maryd.]

Are you lost again, Bien?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I can call you Betty, Betty, when you call me, will you call me Al?

[Haunted]

Is that from a song?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you recognize it?

[Haunted]

who wrote that song?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was it Paul Simon, or did he just sing it?

[Haunted]

do you find him to be a lousy singer?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you think that he is a great singer?

[Haunted]

doesn't he sound flat?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is flat bad?

[Haunted]

Are we talking about flat abs now?

[BienvenuJDC]

Anti-lock Brake Systems?

[Haunted]

anti what?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can't you read what I wrote about ABS?

[Haunted]

are you trying to confuse me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I have to try that hard? :D

[Haunted]

let's see...what else can you come up with?

[BienvenuJDC]

oh...is it my turn?

[Haunted]

were you hiding?

[BienvenuJDC]

Where?

[Haunted]

didn't you just duck behind the washing machine?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was that me?

[Haunted]

who else?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does it smell like vanilla in here?

[Haunted]

did you spill it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Might it be the candle?

[Heathcliff]

Is the wax melting onto the table-cloth?

[BienvenuJDC]

Out of the jar that it is in?

[Haunted]

Did it crack after you hit it with your head?

[BienvenuJDC]

uh...why are you wearing a lampshade on your head?

[Haunted]

why are you glowing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was it the uranium I had for breakfast?

[Haunted]

would you consider eating something healthier...like titanium?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that healthier than plutonium?

[Haunted]

does plutonium taste like chicken?

[BienvenuJDC]

Doesn't everything taste like chicken?

[Haunted]

does chicken taste like chicken?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do chickens have taste buds at all?

[Haunted]

What do you think you would taste like to a chicken?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would I ever want to be tasted by a chicken?

[aliengirl]

How dare a chicken taste YOU?

[Haunted]

shall we cook THAT chicken?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is this the real life, or is it fantasy?

[aliengirl]

Can you see the line dividing them?

[BienvenuJDC]

What line?

[aliengirl]

Is it so much blurred?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't you recognize that it was a line of lyrics?

[Heathcliff]

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see?

[Mariner]

You're just a poor boy, you need no sympathy?

[aliengirl]

Who told you that I am a poor BOY?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you not poor?

[aliengirl]

Can you define poverty?

[Haunted]

Why don't you ask someone who is broke?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I qualify?

[Haunted]

what's that wad of green backs in your pocket?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you mean these green construction paper pieces?

[Haunted]

What are you building?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you believe memories?

[Haunted]

when have you become so sentimental?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I seem sentimental?

[Haunted]

can you sing the song, "Memories"?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shouldn't you just ask...can I sing?

[Haunted]

Can you sing...and do I need to cover my ears?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you want to go deaf?

[Haunted]

Is it that bad?

[BienvenuJDC]

Huh??

[Haunted]

why are you speechless?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who said I was speechless?

[Haunted]

you don't know me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you think that I was speechless?

[Haunted]

Huh????

[BienvenuJDC]

Could it have been that I was deaf?

[Haunted]

why are your ears so pointy?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you making fun of my ears again?

[Haunted]

are you self conscious?

[Niamh]

eh???

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you from Canada, eh?

[Haunted]

what state is Canada in?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you believe the state of confusion?

[Haunted]

It's not in the state of emergency?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't I already answer you question?

[Haunted]

don't you know you're not supposed to answer any questions?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was that a rule?

[Haunted]

are you measuring something?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does something need measured?

[Haunted]

how long is the alligator from snoot to tail?

[BienvenuJDC]

You want ME to measure it?

[Haunted]

aren't you the most qualified person here?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who is here with us?

[Haunted]

You mean them? :conehead: :troll: :biggrinjester:

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't that me on the right?

[Heathcliff]

Where did you get that hat, where did you get that style?

(Or was it smile? Whatever, it is a good song.)

[Madhuri]

Aren't you supposed to ask only one question?

[Haunted]

do you count with your fingers or toes?

[aliengirl]

Can you count using your teeth?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you count with your hairs?

[AimusSage]

Why can I only do that with the hairs on my back?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you see the hairs on your back?

[AimusSage]

You mean to say you can't?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I that flexible?

[AimusSage]

What about using mirrors?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't they get counted backwards that way?

[AimusSage]

Is that why I always come up short?

[Pendragon]

Are you saying that you are vertically challenged? :rolleyes5:

[aliengirl]

Have you ever met someone who is diagonally challenged?

[Heathcliff]

Could you buy them a diagonal ladder?

[Madhuri]

How will you make a diagonal ladder stand?

[aliengirl]

Will you help me if I tell you the method?

[Haunted]

will you just read the user manual?

[AimusSage]

Is it a big manual?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does this blog make me look fat?

[Heathcliff]

Don't you think the black T-shirt makes you look thinner?

[Haunted]

Does it mean I look fat in white?

[Heathcliff]

Why in the world are wedding dresses white?

[Haunted]

When's your wedding?

[Abras]

Um, did you just brush my thigh?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't that a cockroach crawling on you?

[Haunted]

didn't it come out of your cake?

[aliengirl]

Where has it disappeared?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you talking about that cockroach again?

[aliengirl]

Do you still remember it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Remember what?

[aliengirl]

Is your memory getting weak?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was it ever really that good?

[aliengirl]

Was it ever really bad?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was what really that bad?

[Pendragon]

Shouldn't you remember if your memory is good or bad?:devil:

[Haunted]

How am I supposed to recall the definition of memory?

[BienvenuJDC]

Recall? Did you call it once before?

[Haunted]

shall I call again?

[Abras]

Recall? Did you call it once before?
Isn't that technically two questions? Isn't that against the rules?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't the name of the game Questions...and wouldn't that mean more than one?

[Haunted]

what's the fun if we don't break some rules?

[Heathcliff]

Why else did they create rules?

[Jazz_]

Who created these rules?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wasn't it ajoe, who created this thread?

[Maryd.]

What rules?

[Haunted]

you know that cats rule, right?

[Maryd.]

Can someone please explain the rules to me?

[Haunted]

will you just ask the cat?

[Maryd.]

Where is the cat?

[Haunted]

did you check the cathouse?

[BienvenuJDC]

What cat house?

[Jazz_]

Your cat house?

[Haunted]

he visits a cat house?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is a cat house?

[Jazz_]

Is it where the car lives?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't that be a garage?

[aliengirl]

Is it a big one?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is what a big one?

[Madhuri]

A cat that lives in a cathouse?

[aliengirl]

Are you going to visit her?

[BienvenuJDC]

Visit who?

[Haunted]

Aren't you visiting me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Weren't you visiting me?

Don't I live here?

[Haunted]

You are living in MY house?

[BienvenuJDC]

Won't that cause rumors?

[Haunted]

they knew?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who knew?

[Haunted]

You don't know them?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know them?

[Haunted]

Are you copying my question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[Haunted]

Have I succeeded?

[BienvenuJDC]

Succeeded at what?

[Haunted]

what does success mean to you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is this a philosophical question?

[Pendragon]

Or perhaps a rhetorical one?:iagree:

[BienvenuJDC]

Is it philosophical rhetoric OR rhetorical philosophy?

[Pendragon]

Is there a difference?

[Madhuri]

You mean the difference in two things that are different?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are there only two?

[aliengirl]

Can't you count yourself?

[BienvenuJDC]

Haven't you heard that....there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't?

[aliengirl]

Did you forget I've told you the same?

[Oniw17]

How could anyone guess the answer to that question?

[aliengirl]

Which question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you tell me that once before?

[aliengirl]

Have you stopped taking memory enhancing pills?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was I supposed to be taking them?

Aren't these them?

[aliengirl]

Who am I to tell you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who are you anyway? Do I know you?

[Oniw17]

Do you think you ought to know me?

[Haunted]

Do you have a name?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know me?

[Oniw17]

How can one know anything?

[Haunted]

who knows?

[aliengirl]

Who knows what?

[BienvenuJDC]

What kind of game would this be if it was called 'Answers only'?

[Haunted]

do you know I can't answer that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there a reason reason why you can't?

[aliengirl]

Why should I tell you?

[Pendragon]

Why does everyone assume that there must be a reason for everything? :coolgleamA:

[Maryd.]

Why do you think there isn't an answern to everything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did he ask about an "answer" to everything, or did he ask about a "reason" for everything?

[Maryd.]

What was the question, again?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why can't you just scroll up and look for yourself?

[Maryd.]

Don't you want to help me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you taking advantage of my compassionate character?

[Maryd.]

Are you compassionate?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you even have to ask such a thing?

[Maryd.]

So why won't you help me then?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I able?

[Maryd.]

Do you need to ask that?

[BienvenuJDC]

What were we even talking about?

[Maryd.]

What planet are we on?

[Haunted]

is Earth still the center of the universe?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you miss me?

[Haunted]

did you miss me too?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, but have you met Alpha?

[Haunted]

Is Delta a canine?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I say Delta now?:nono:

[Haunted]

what about Beta?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are we talking about fish?

[Haunted]

Nemo?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you just call me Nemo?

[aliengirl]

Did you hear me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Huh??

[aliengirl]

Sore throat?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you have a sore throat?

[aliengirl]

Are you a pharmacist?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I need to be just to ask the question?

[Haunted]

what else are you able to do?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are there ability requirements in order to ask questions around here?

[Haunted]

do you want to do an assessment test?

[BienvenuJDC]

How many expletives should I use to answer that?

[Haunted]

It's that bad?

[BienvenuJDC]

How can I answer that civilly?

[Haunted]

why not then just answer it explicitly?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I not one with a controlled vocabulary?

[Haunted]

do you have a @%$#@ dictionary?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you ever heard me use such words?

[Haunted]

aren't you supposed to be going to the library?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you pushing me out the door?

[Haunted]

didn't you hear I say bye?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who here likes trail mix?

[Pendragon]

And I'm supposed to answer that in question form? :biggrinjester:

[Oniw17]

What would one who either does or doesn't like trail mix do in that situation?

[Jazz_]

Doesn't everyone like trail mix?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you spooked out of your mind?

[Jazz_]

Do you think I am?

[snowdrop17]

Should I tell the truth?

[Jazz_]

What is the truth?

[Pendragon]

Is not truth a matter of perception?