Questions Only

[Haunted]

What, is it too much of a commitment?

[BienvenuJDC]

Should I be committed?

[Haunted]

Are you psychotic?

[Maryd.]

Why should I commit?

[Haunted]

Isn't it about time?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I'm psychotic?

[Haunted]

Do you care what I think?

[Maryd.]

Why doesn't anyone care about what I think?

[Haunted]

So what are you thinking?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you see what I posted on another thread?

[Maryd.]

Why can't I remember what I was thinking?

[BienvenuJDC]

How old are you?

[Maryd.]

Why do you want to know?

[Haunted]

Can I be curious?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you be apathetic?

[Maryd.]

Can you find it in your heart to avoid that question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Could you tell me why?

[Maryd.]

Why do I need to explain myself all the time?

[Haunted]

Why are you so evasive?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think I'm being evasive?

[Maryd.]

Why should I answer that?

[Haunted]

Don't you want to be open with me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you care about me anough to answer my simple questions?

[Haunted]

You think your questions are simple??

[Maryd.]

Do you want to know about me?

[Haunted]

Why don't you tell me something about yourself then?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you already know about me?

[Maryd.]

Are you scared to tell someone about yourself?

[Haunted]

Isn't there more about you that I should know?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you two want to know?

[Maryd.]

Why can't you just tell?

[Haunted]

*edit*

[Maryd.]

Where did everyone go?

[Haunted]

Is there a fire?

[Maryd.]

Or are they all chickens?

[Haunted]

you mean, they're roasted chickens now?

[Maryd.]

Who is roasting them?

[Haunted]

who burned down the kitchen?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you implying it was me?

[Maryd.]

Or was it have been Haunted?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't Haunted say that it was Maryd?

[Haunted]

Is Bien the troublemaker here?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would he do that?

[Maryd.]

Why wouldn't he?

[Mathor]

What's with all the finger-pointing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't he that suave, smooth, good looking guy that everyone can't help but to like?

[Maryd.]

Ah-ha, or was it Mathor?

[Mathor]

You're seriously accusing me?

[Maryd.]

Well if it wasn't you, then who was it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is it me, or is Maryd pointing a lot of fingers?

[Maryd.]

Alright then - Who did it?

[Haunted]

Who's going to sign a confession?

[Maryd.]

Why would I sign something I didn't do?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you have a guilty conscience?

[Haunted]

Is it a confession then?

[Maryd.]

Did you or did you not do it?

[Haunted]

Can I talk to my lawyer?

[Maryd.]

Why, do you need one?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know what you call 200,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

[Haunted]

bottom feeders?

[BienvenuJDC]

A good start?

[Haunted]

A happy ending too?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it my bedtime?

[Haunted]

why are you going to bed this early?

[Maryd.]

It's only 5.20pm here, why should I go to be?

[Haunted]

You sure it's 5.20pm and not 5.20am?

[Maryd.]

Are you calling me a liar????

[Haunted]

but you are lying, aren't you — in bed?

[Maryd.]

How do you know I am in bed?

[Haunted]

Didn't I hear snoring?

[Maryd.]

Or was that you?

[Haunted]

I was asleep, so how would I know?

[Silas Thorne]

In dreams, what can we know?

[Haunted]

Do we even know what reality is?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do we even know what fantasy is?

[Haunted]

Can reality ever come close to fantasy?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you have an adequate imagination?

[Haunted]

Am I imagining this conversation?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I often in your imaginations?

[Haunted]

Am I imagining you or are you real?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I to assume that I am in your dreams yet again?

[Haunted]

Are you trying to get into my dreams?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would it be a nightmare?

[Haunted]

What would be a sweet dream?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you asking me what your preference in dreams would be?

[Haunted]

Would you know my preferences?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you expect me to?

[Haunted]

don't you know everything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that what you think of me?

[Haunted]

Isn't that better than what you think of me?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you assume that I think of you?

[Maryd.]

Do you ever really - think of me?

[Haunted]

Who else do I think of?

[Maryd.]

Who else would you like to think of?

[AmericanEagle]

Perhaps she's thinking of a tall blond gymnast slash dancer?

[Maryd.]

Is it because she's a tall blond gymnast slash dancer herself?

[AmericanEagle]

Or is it because tall blond gymnasts slash dancers are so captivating?

[Maryd.]

I wonder, is Hauted captivating because she is a tall blond gymnast... Or because she is just so perfect in every way?

[AmericanEagle]

Does she like it when we talk about her when she's not here?

[Maryd.]

Shall we wait until she returns from her endeavours?

[AmericanEagle]

Should we talk about other stuff while we wait?

[Maryd.]

What other stuff shall we discuss?

[AmericanEagle]

How are you spending your holiday?

[Maryd.]

Should I have holidays this year?

[AmericanEagle]

Aren't there holidays every year?

[Maryd.]

How many parent's do you know, really get a holiday?

[AmericanEagle]

Do parents work 365 days a year?

[Maryd.]

What you should be asking, is do they work a 24 hour day?

[Haunted]

is someone talking about Haunted while she's working a 24 hour day?

[AmericanEagle]

Or maybe I was talking about Neil?

[Maryd.]

Where is Neil?

[Haunted]

My Neil??

[Maryd.]

Do you have a Neil?

[Silas Thorne]

Would that be the Neil who lives in my closet?

[Maryd.]

Is there actually a man your closet?

[Dr Jekyll]

Since when are closets used as homes for deprived men?

[Maryd.]

Are you a closet drepived man?

[Haunted]

when are you coming out of the closet?

[BienvenuJDC]

When are you going to unlock it?

[Haunted]

do you have the key?

[Maryd.]

Grrrrr, who has the key?

[Haunted]

did you lock yourself in again?

[Maryd.]

Quit fooling, where's the key?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't you have it?

[Haunted]

why would I have it?

[BienvenuJDC]

If you don't have it, then do you have some tools to disassemble the lock?

[Haunted]

Why not just kick the door down?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know how cramped it is in here?

[DanielBenoit]

Why don't you just ask it for permission to enter?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know that I want to exit, not enter?

[DanielBenoit]

Don't you know that there is no difference between the two?

[BienvenuJDC]

What was that noise?

[Haunted]

Did the floor we're standing on just collapsed?

[Maryd.]

Or did the window break?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did somebody just cut the cheese?

[Maryd.]

What cheese?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know what 'cut the cheese' means?

[Maryd.]

Should I know what 'cut the cheese' means?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know what 'pass gas' means?

[Maryd.]

Do I need to know, such a thing?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it important?

[Maryd.]

Do we need it?

[AmericanEagle]

What do we really need?

[Maryd.]

Is it appropriate behavior to be done in public?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it inappropriate behaviour?

[Madhuri]

You mean it is appropriate if it is not done in public?

[Silas Thorne]

Are public restrooms public places?

[Maryd.]

Why, do you need to go?

[Captain_Kuchiki]

Why would anyone go into a bathroom?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do girls go to the bathroom in hordes?

[Maryd.]

Why are men always watching us?

[Haunted]

why are men and women so different?

[Maryd.]

What does it take to make a man listen?

[Haunted]

what makes you think that a man will ever listen?

[Maryd.]

Has one ever listened?

[Haunted]

do you know I'm a good listener?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you say something?

[Haunted]

did I hear something?

[Maryd.]

Who said that?

[AmericanEagle]

Did you recognize the voice?

[Maryd.]

Am I hearing voices now?

[AmericanEagle]

You hear voices in your head?

[Maryd.]

Um, er, do you?

[AmericanEagle]

Should I be hearing voices?

[Maryd.]

So am I the only one then?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would you be hearing voices?

[Maryd.]

Am I going crazy?

[AmericanEagle]

Are you confused?

[Maryd.]

No, are you?

[AmericanEagle]

Is being confused a bad thing?

[Maryd.]

Is being normal a good thing?

[AmericanEagle]

How would you define normal?

[Maryd.]

Do I need to explain myself?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it normal to ask for explanations?

[Maryd.]

Is anything normal these days?

[AmericanEagle]

Has everything been weird?

[Maryd.]

Why should any one thing or person, be normal anyway?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I am normal?

[Haunted]

are you crazier than me?

[Maryd.]

Did you call me crazy?

[Haunted]

Have you forgotten to take your meds?

[Maryd.]

Argh! Do I take meds?

[Silas Thorne]

Who is Meds?

[Maryd.]

Does someone else take meds as well?

[Dr Jekyll]

Well, what kind of meds?

[Maryd.]

Are you teasing me?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would I tease you?

[Maryd.]

Why does everyone like to see me sad?

[AmericanEagle]

Wouldn't more people like to see you happy?

[Maryd.]

yes, so what is wrong with everyone?

[Dr Jekyll]

Shouldn't everyone be polite and speak in a kind manner?

[Maryd.]

Shouldn't they just treat me nice?

[AmericanEagle]

Aren't we treating you nicely?

[Maryd.]

If it is not you treating me badly, then who is it?

[AmericanEagle]

Maybe it was the previous poster?

[Maryd.]

What are you trying to say?

[AmericanEagle]

Was my post too random?

[Maryd.]

Are you a random poster?

[AmericanEagle]

Do you think I'm a random poster?

[Madhuri]

Do we have answers to all the 9949 questions that have been asked in this thread?

[AmericanEagle]

Would you like to offer 9949 answers?

[Madhuri]

Do you think I have all the answers? :goof:

[Silas Thorne]

Can all the questions be answered by a two-digit-number, beginning in 4 and ending in 2?

[AmericanEagle]

Is there a significance to the number 42?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[AmericanEagle]

There's an answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't the answer obvious?

[AmericanEagle]

The answer is a number?

[BienvenuJDC]

If the answer is 42, then what is the question?

[AmericanEagle]

Is the question what is 20 plus 22?

[BienvenuJDC]

If anyone knew the question, do you think that this world would be here?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would the world being here depend on a question?

[Maryd.]

Why are we always questioning life?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it because we don't have all the answers?

[Maryd.]

Or, are we just ignorant?

[AmericanEagle]

Are we not paying enough attention?

[Silas Thorne]

Could it be we are just not paying enough?

[Maryd.]

What does money have to do with it?

[AmericanEagle]

Does money make the world go round?

[Maryd.]

Well, it is spinning, so if it's not money then what is it?

[AmericanEagle]

Could it be gravity?

[Silas Thorne]

Could it be the power of Christmas?

[Maryd.]

Is it Santa Claus?

[Silas Thorne]

How did he get so fat?

[Maryd.]

Was it, all the milk and biscuits we left out every year?

[AmericanEagle]

Did you leave him low-fat milk and biscuits?

[Silas Thorne]

Were they hash brownies?

[Maryd.]

Will he eat has brownies?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't that him looking for junk food in the fridge?

[Maryd.]

In who's fridge???

[Silas Thorne]

Is there a secret entrance to Narnia inside it?

[Maryd.]

How do you know about the secret in my fridge?

[Haunted]

don't you know I'm all-knowing?

[Maryd.]

Are you stalking me?

[Haunted]

do you know I'm being stalked by a vicious person here the last few days?

[Maryd.]

ooo-ooo, Who? Do tell?

[Haunted]

I'll tell you later, is that ok?

[Maryd.]

Why doesn't anyone tell me anything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hmmm....didn't I tell you?

[AmericanEagle]

You told her the secret?

[Haunted]

Is there something I should know?

[AmericanEagle]

Don't you already know it?

[Maryd.]

Should I know it?

[Madhuri]

Will it remain a secret then?

[Maryd.]

What is it, with people and secrets?

[Heathcliff]

What thrill do you get out of hiding it?

[Pryderi Agni]

Why do you care?

[Maryd.]

Are you calling me insensitive?

[chaneybean]

Are you defensive?

[Maryd.]

What makes you think that?