Questions Only

[snowdrop17]

What is your perception?

[Pendragon]

Is not perception in the eye of the beholder?

[BienvenuJDC]

How should I perceive that question?

[Madhuri]

Isn't it your choice?

[kingoflombards]

Hello? Anyone out there?

[chrissy613]

Am I out of line to ask a question?

[Madhuri]

What do you wish to know?

[blazeofglory]

May I ask you something

[Madhuri]

What if I choose not to reply?

Blaze, playing games??? :shocked: what will happen to serious discussions? :p

[Pendragon]

Don't you always hold yourself up as a true lady, and would reply out of your big, loving heart?

[Madhuri]

Who could deny uncle Pen anything?

[Pryderi Agni]

Is that true?

[snowdrop17]

Will you believe in the truth?

[Pendragon]

Is it a requirement?

[Heathcliff]

Did you read it in the job advertisement?

[free]

Are you looking for a job?

[Jazz_]

Are you offering me a job?

[Pendragon]

What makes you qualified for the job?

[aliengirl]

Will you check my degrees, please?

[Jazz_]

Why do they need checking?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why...does she have a temperature?

[Jazz_]

What is the temperature?

[BienvenuJDC]

Weren't YOU supposed to check it?

[Jazz_]

Was that the job on offer?

[Pendragon]

Why else did you present a resume?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you going to resume accepting the resume?

[Jazz_]

Can you repeat a word more than twice in a sentence?

[tailor STATELY]

Where is the alt code for é when you really need it ?

[Heathcliff]

Why can't it just be something simple like alt+accent+e?

[Pendragon]

Would be simpler, would it not? :hat:

[Madhuri]

Being simple is difficult, isn't it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why??

[tailor STATELY]

What's in a K.I.S.S. ?

[Pendragon]

Which: a kiss kiss or a Keep It Simple Stupid K.I.S.S.?

[caesar]

Does it mean that you have to be smart to be simple?

[BienvenuJDC]

What should I ask next?

[tailor STATELY]

What do you wish to know ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is worth knowing these days?

[Jazz_]

How much do you know?

[caesar]

Isn't it worth knowing who matters and who doesn't?

[Jazz_]

Who decides who matters and who doesn't?

[tailor STATELY]

Are they the thought police ?

[Pendragon]

We still have freedom of thought, do we not?

[Jazz_]

Do you think so?

[caesar]

When you think that I can think, don't you think that there is freedom of thought?

[chrissy613]

What do you think Big Brother would think of that question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you really want to know what I think of 'Big Brother'?

[Haunted]

what, I have a brother?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't you know?

[Haunted]

Are you my brother?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you want me to be?

[Haunted]

does it mean we can choose our relatives now?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why not?

[Heathcliff]

But can you choose who you don't want your relatives to be?

[Pendragon]

Is that all relative?

[chrissy613]

Why does it have to relate?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are we even sure that it does?

[chrissy613]

When is someone going to answer this?

[BienvenuJDC]

What kind of answer are you looking for?

[Pendragon]

You will remember to phrase your answer in the form of a question, right?

[Jazz_]

Isn't that what they've been doing all along?

[Pendragon]

Whom? :willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

[dodong]

You mean those yellow spinning heads??

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do we limit ourselves to questions only?

[dodong]

Do we??

[Maryd.]

What are we really asking ourselves anyway?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't one say that we are asking ourselves....questions?

[Pendragon]

Are we really?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hasn't that perplexed me all of these days?

[Madhuri]

Can't we ask questions 'differently'?

[BienvenuJDC]

What are you asking here?

[tailor STATELY]

Whom ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you mean 'Who'?

[Jazz_]

Who means 'who'?

[tailor STATELY]

Who's on first ?

[Pendragon]

Isn't that the guy's name?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you hate it when a new page starts and you don't know what the previous post was talking about?

[Katy North]

You feel that way too?

[BienvenuJDC]

How often do you go back and check the previous post?

[Jazz_]

I always feel the need to, don't you?

[Haunted]

You need to, or you want to?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there a difference?

[Haunted]

when are you going to see things my way?

[BienvenuJDC]

When will you submit your will to me?

[Haunted]

are you mad that you are not in my will?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you leave everything to Tiger?

[Haunted]

what else do you expect?

[BienvenuJDC]

LOL...have you seen The Aristicats?

[Haunted]

no, what is it about?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shouldn't I just make you watch it?

[Haunted]

what if I make you watch with me?

[BienvenuJDC]

What if I've seen it too many times as it is?

[Haunted]

what if I just go to sleep?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you mean now?

[Haunted]

is that ok?

[BienvenuJDC]

Must you really go?

[Haunted]

maybe stay another 10 minutes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you sleepy?

[Haunted]

can't you tell?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I at liberty to tell?

[Pendragon]

Isn't liberty a freedom?

[Jazz_]

If you're free, aren't you at liberty?

[Pendragon]

Is this a trick question?

[Heathcliff]

Do you like practical jokes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are they really practical?

[Heathcliff]

Did they come to any avail?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who is Noah Vail?

[Pendragon]

Didn't he build a ark back in the day?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's an ark?

[Haunted]

did you misspell arc?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that 'ark' should be literally translated as 'box'?

[Haunted]

what kind of box?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you believe a BIG box?

[Haunted]

is it big or is it BIG?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't I say that it was BIG?

[Haunted]

maybe it isn't as BIG as you think?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you seen it?

[Haunted]

the ark or the box?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are they not one in the same?

[Haunted]

are you trying to confuse me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you confused?

[tailor STATELY]

... or "just well mixed" ?............................................... (Robert Frost reference)

[chrissy613]

Who is Robert Frost?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you serious...who is Robert Frost??

[chrissy613]

Should I know who Robert frost is?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't he a famous poet?

[chrissy613]

How could I have not known that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know who Robert Burns is?

[Haunted]

Is he the guy that took down my fences?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did somebody take down your fences?

[Haunted]

was it you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Now would I do that?

[Haunted]

were you expecting someone?

[BienvenuJDC]

For what?

[Haunted]

have they left already?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who??

[Haunted]

you're not waiting for their return?

[Bastable]

are you waiting for their return?

[Pendragon]

What if they don't return?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who??

[Madhuri]

one who waited for their return?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to be ambiguous?

[Haunted]

will you tell us who?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I totally confused?

[Haunted]

guess what movie I'm watching?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does it have to do with vampires?

[Haunted]

yes, how do you know?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't I tell you that I have?

[Haunted]

what if you remembered wrong?

[BienvenuJDC]

Remembered what?

[Pendragon]

Pehaps memory is just a trick of the senses?

[Haunted]

does that make memory nonsense?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you had breakfast yet?

[Haunted]

no...is it ok not to eat breakfast?

[BienvenuJDC]

No, isn't it the most important meal of the day?

[Haunted]

is it ok to eat breakfast for dinner?

[BienvenuJDC]

Then...have you had dinner yet?

[Haunted]

LOL Is it ok to skip dinner in the morning?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you not going to eat at all?

[Haunted]

is it ok not to eat until lunch?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you feeling well?

[Haunted]

do I have to answer that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you want to answer that?

[Haunted]

will I get a prize for answering that?

[BienvenuJDC]

What kind of prize would you be wanting?

[Pendragon]

Is not a day of happiness a good prize, and one to be treasured?

[Heathcliff]

What is ANZAC Day about?

[Bastable]

Don't you know?

[Maryd.]

Of course, do you know?

[Heathcliff]

Did I watch a documentary on WWI on Friday in humanities?

[Bastable]

Well are you going to tell us?

[Heathcliff]

Did the ANZACs fight in WWI and somethnig about dying and stuff and doing the first thingy as an entire nation?

[Jazz_]

Am I wearing an ANZAC badge right now?

[Pendragon]

Do you think I have second sight or something?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who or what are the ANZACs?

[Pendragon]

Doesn't that rhyme with Xanax?

[Jazz_]

Is it just Aussies (and New Zealanders) who know about ANZAC day?

[tailor STATELY]

Would a link about Anzac Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day) definitively inform the non-Aussie/Kiwi ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who you callin' a non-Aussie/Kiwi? ;)

[tailor STATELY]

"Why can't we all just get along ?"

[Pendragon]

Is it possible that there are unreconcilable differences?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you mean irreconcilable?

[Jazz_]

Is that what you think they meant?

[Pendragon]

Meant what?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is everyone ready for grilling season?

[tailor STATELY]

Have you been arrested ?

[Indyben]

Do you think I have been?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is scary about me?

[tailor STATELY]

Are you wearing pinstripes as a fashion statement ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do they make me look fat?

[tailor STATELY]

Could you use a tailor ?

[Heathcliff]

Did you just accidently turn green and rip your shirt whilst expanding to quite a few times your size and strength?

[tailor STATELY]

Been working out too much ?

[Heathcliff]

Did someone make me MAD?!

:arf:

[tailor STATELY]

Why is the French horn a divine instrument ? (http://www.thefrenchhorn.net/jokes.html)

[BienvenuJDC]

Can God really identify that sound?

[Pendragon]

Is He omnipotent?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that the same as being omniscient?

[_JadeRain_]

Won't someone fetch a thesaurus?

[tailor STATELY]

Aren't they extinct ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide-n-seek?

[Pendragon]

A nobody-saw-er-us?

[tailor STATELY]

(lol) Isn't that just silly ?

[_JadeRain_]

Not really. Have you never seen a A nobody-saw-er-us?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you call a dinosaur's dog who likes to play hide-n-seek?

[Maryd.]

Do they actually play hide and seek?

[Pendragon]

Wouldn't they be very good at hiding?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you ever seen one?

[_JadeRain_]

I thought I did once. Do you think I was dreaming?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you just answer my question with a non-question?

[Indyben]

Did the non-question answer you question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is the name of the game questions and answers?

[_JadeRain_]

Perhaps it could stand for a change, anyway?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't we have to change the name?

[_JadeRain_]

Is it within our power to do so?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are any of us the original creator of the game?

[tailor STATELY]

¿ Are there rules against changing the rules ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you asking me?

[Heathcliff]

Are you talkin' to me?

[Virgil]

Why would I talk to you? :p

[BienvenuJDC]

Who else would you talk to if not me?

[tailor STATELY]

Who's still on first ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's on second?

[Pendragon]

Did I ask Who's on second?

[tailor STATELY]

May I have seconds, please ?

[Haunted]

why don't you just help yourself?

[tailor STATELY]

Wouldn't that be rude ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are we concerned with manners?

[tailor STATELY]

Shouldn't we be concerned ?

[Pendragon]

Isn't a laid back attitude more relaxing?

[tailor STATELY]

What ever happened to the social graces ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't they die with the last generation?

[tailor STATELY]

Were not those of the last generation our teachers, our parents, our grandparents; and thus, died in vain ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't one think?

[tailor STATELY]

Is the medium still the message ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you mean?

[tailor STATELY]

Are we influenced more by the media than by our predecessors (teachers, parents, grandparents,) ? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_medium_is_the_message)

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that an understatement?

[tailor STATELY]

Do understatements lie or lay?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do I have to continually explain myself to you? :D

[tailor STATELY]

Perhaps you could send me a message in a bottle ?

[Pendragon]

Won't I get drunk emptying said bottle? :cheers2:

[Pryderi Agni]

Would you drive after you got drunk?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why would I ever get drunk?

[Pendragon]

Why not?

[Maryd.]

Isn't it dangerous to drink and drive?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it known to kill time after time after time?

[applepie]

Isn't it easier to drink in you home?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it easier to refrain?

[applepie]

Why would I wish to do that?