Questions Only

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you speak spanish??

(¿Que? - is what?... in Spanish.. :blush:... :p...)

[kilted exile]

Is that the same what who is in the excellent Abbot & Costello Sketch Pendragon mentioned?

[RobinHood3000]

Doesn't Willow know that "que" means "that" and "¿qué?" means "what?" ;)

[Riesa]

Are you bilingual?

[Virgil]

Does that mean he has two tongues?

[samercury]

How scary is that?

[Virgil]

Do you think that his two tongues sit side by side or one on top of the other in Robin's mouth?

[samercury]

Idk? Do you know?

[RobinHood3000]

...first my nose/aroma, now my tongues? What is WITH you people???

[samercury]

Isn't it normal to be fascinated by the GREATEST superhero ever?

[RobinHood3000]

Greatest superhero ever? Where??

~looks around excitedly~

[samercury]

Do you have a mirror?

[Virgil]

...first my nose/aroma, now my tongues? What is WITH you people???
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Are we picking on poor Robin again?

[samercury]

Do you really think so? :goof:

[Virgil]

Well, what do you expect for a superhero with two tongues?

[samercury]

And a mastering of rubber-duckese too? Does that make three?

[Virgil]

Doesn't that mean he has a duck's bill for a mouth? Two tongues inside a duck's bill?

[samercury]

Is that even possible?

[Riesa]

:lol:
He's a superhero, ain't he?

[samercury]

The greatest ever, right?

[Riesa]

Why wouldn't he be?:wave:

[samercury]

Wouldn't be what?

[Weeping Willow]

I wanted to ask what about the sidekick??? does Robin has one??

[RobinHood3000]

Didn't you guys know that samercury and rachel are my sidekicks, Speedy and Arsenal?

[Weeping Willow]

Really?? why them???

[Riesa]

Why not them? Willow, you wanna be my goof-lassoing sidekick?

[Weeping Willow]

Is that a retorical question???

[Virgil]

Did you see Riesa toss three sailors overboard?

[Ryduce]

Why would she do such a thing?

[Virgil]

Isn't she the tough amazon?

[Miss Darcy]

Who's the amazon? Is anybody from the Amazon?

[Weeping Willow]

Why do you think Riesa is tough? can i summon her to a dual then??

[Pendragon]

Will you be needing a second? Pistols at ten paces?

[Weeping Willow]

where we gonna get guns now???

[RobinHood3000]

No guns! Use bows!!

[Weeping Willow]

is that a question?

[RobinHood3000]

Doesn't it SOUND like a question :p?? And isn't it awfully stuffy of us not to bend (or shatter) the rules once in a while for a powerful opinion?

[Ryduce]

Is it just me,or are there alot of questions with no answers?

[Virgil]

Why would you expect an answer?

[mingdamerciless]

what is the point of asking a question and for nobody to answer it?

[Weeping Willow]

Why would you think all questions have answers????

[Pendragon]

Don't they usually?

[Weeping Willow]

Usually what?

[Pendragon]

No, Willow, don't you realize What is on second? ;)

[Weeping Willow]

Dont you know im a bit slow?... what is on seconed?

[Pendragon]

Do you know I am a whaco sometimes? The old baseball routine was who' s on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third, and of course you realize this was meant to be confusing and silly?


[Goes a bit like this: I need to know the player's names.
OK. Who' s on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.
That's what I'm trying to find out. Now who's on first?
Of course.
I mean the man's name.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Look, what's the guy on first called?
No, What is on second.
I didn't ask who's on second!
But who is on first!
I DON'T KNOW!
He's on third.
Look, if you pay the first baseman, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Who does?
Sure, he's earned it.
Who has?
Yes.
Who picks up the check, wise guy?
Certainly. Sometimes his wife does.
Who's wife?
Yes. Lovely woman.
I wanna what the guy on first base--
What is on second, now.
I didn't mention second. Who is on second?
No, Who is on first.
I DON'T KNOW
Third base!]

[Virgil]

Do you know I am a whaco sometimes? The old baseball routine was who' s on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third, and of course you realize this was meant to be confusing and silly?

Pen - I've thought about this skit amny times while on this thread.


Who else thought of it to?

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't such confusion the norm around here?

[Virgil]

Who's confused?

[Riesa]

Who's Confucious?

[Ryduce]

Isnt that some Chinese guy?

[classicsgirl]

are you sure he was chinese?

[chmpman]

Which is The Way to find out?

[classicsgirl]

don't you have the answer?

[chmpman]

Isn't the question more important?

[classicsgirl]

why do always say things like that?

[chmpman]

Doesn't it make me sound like a philosopher?

[Virgil]

Which philosopher?

[chmpman]

Does a person need to have specifics in mind?

[Virgil]

What if the specifics were critical to the meaning?

[chmpman]

What if being critical wasn't important to meaning?

[Riesa]

What if the meaning wasn't critical?

[Mililalil XXIV]

What was the question again?

[Pendragon]

Who's Confucious? Shouldn't we call in forensics?

[mingdamerciless]

do we really need to?

[Weeping Willow]

What do we need?

[AimusSage]

Would a jumping guinea pig be needed?

[Weeping Willow]

do you have any spare ones?

[chmpman]

If I was in need of one, could you hook it up?

[Weeping Willow]

why would you want to hook up a guina pig?

[chmpman]

What if I was in need of an electrical conductor?

[AimusSage]

Who wants to hook up with a guinea pig?

[Weeping Willow]

isn't it getting way to much kinky here?

[Pendragon]

What do you expect at a "funny farm"?

[Virgil]

Why aren't people at a funny farm funny?

[RobinHood3000]

Should they be?

[Virgil]

Isn't the adjective of "funny farm" funny?

[RobinHood3000]

But does that definition of "funny" mean "humorous"?

[Virgil]

If not humorous, then what?

[RobinHood3000]

Why not "odd"?

[Aurelian]

Do you mean 'Ha ha' funny or 'tapped in the head' funny?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Hmm? Are you going to answer me, or am I going to have to answer myself with another question?

[mingdamerciless]

well what was your question?

[Mililalil XXIV]

You mean the last one, or this one?

[Pendragon]

You had a previous question? There is no real reason that people at a funny farm farm couldn't be, "odd", "eccentric", "touched-in-the-head" and just plain "funny HA HA" all at the same time is there? :D

[Virgil]

Why are you going back to that question? Aren't there more pressing questions?

[RobinHood3000]

Who cares?

[Virgil]

Don't we all care? Why are we asking questions if we don't care?

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't the reason we're asking questions that we don't know, not that we care?

[chmpman]

By not wanting to wallow in ignorance, aren't you saying you do care?

[RobinHood3000]

Does one have to care about the subject matter to be nosy?

[chmpman]

You don't think so?

[samercury]

Do you?....

[Mililalil XXIV]

Or am I just analysing my curiosity to death?

[chmpman]

Do you doubt it?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shall I deny it?

[Virgil]

How can you deny it?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Do you honestly think I know?

[samercury]

Do you know what?

[Mililalil XXIV]

What do you think?

[Virgil]

Who says I think?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Are you questioning your sanity?

[samercury]

Who doesn't?

[chmpman]

Mind if I butt in?

[Virgil]

Are you a butt?

[samercury]

I don't think so? Are you?

[chmpman]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Virgil]

:lol: This is so funny! :lol:

Are you a fat butt or a slender butt?

[samercury]

Why do you ask?

[Virgil]

Why? Why are butts fat or slender?

[Pendragon]

Sir! Why do you wish to know so much about the human hiney? :lol:

[rachel]

yes why do you act so ..so..well grade five sir?

[Weeping Willow]

Who are you calling Sir?

[AimusSage]

What's with all the butt talk?

[Virgil]

Sir! Why do you wish to know so much about the human hiney? :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Isn't the hiney the butt of all jokes?

[rachel]

Virgil are you going to stop this or be banned from the tea party tomorrow?

[Virgil]

Virgil are you going to stop this or be banned from the tea party tomorrow?
:lol: :lol:

What tea party?

[jackyyyy]

any monkeys arriving?

[Virgil]

Do monkeys drink tea?

[Scheherazade]

I am drinking, aren't I?

[Riesa]

What are you drinking?

[rachel]

:redface: :redface: :redface: virg you know it's the sleepover with the dollies and the baseball stories and all that don't you and are you drunk or something?

[Riesa]

Did you really just call him viril? Freudian slip? hee hee.

[Virgil]

Did you really just call him viril? Freudian slip? hee hee.
And didn't she associate viril with a sleepover?

[Riesa]

She did, didn't she? You think she's going to blush like crazy when she reads this?

[Virgil]

Does Rachel blush easily? [I know she does.]

[Riesa]

Then what are you asking for? ;)

[rachel]

OH MY GOD.....will edit that immediately.hasia woke up and I held her up at the keyboard and HOW DARE YOU TWO HUMILIATE ME,I am totally beet red and like boby wyley from what about bob "hi my name is Rachel will you knock me out please? :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[RobinHood3000]

You sure you want me to breakout the Punching Glove Arrow, rachel?

[rachel]

yes please I am totally humiliated, can my life get any stupider.Oh and I gave you your things from Raiders dear Robin.Tell me you too are not going to shame me anytime soon. I am afraid to go on any more threads..my face hurts from being constantly red the last couple of days......I feel sad somehow.

[Riesa]

Oh, you aren't really so sad because of me? I'm sorry. Now I feel bad.

[Virgil]

yes please I am totally humiliated, can my life get any stupider.Oh and I gave you your things from Raiders dear Robin.Tell me you too are not going to shame me anytime soon. I am afraid to go on any more threads..my face hurts from being constantly red the last couple of days......I feel sad somehow.
Oh Rachel. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I was only clowning around.

[RobinHood3000]

~scoops rachel up and takes her to the refuge of Sherwood Forest~

Virg, Riesa, you can come pick her up in a couple of days (two days forum time = 2 minutes real-time). Until then, she needs some alone time...

[Riesa]

What does that mean? :bawling:

[rachel]

oh no you didn't make me sad.after I recovered from fainting and turning scarlet I did laugh for like five minutes. i meant that I seem to be doing everything wrong lately and even my hugs which are only to bring healing and love to others, because there hardly is any in this world, even they don't seem to be wanted or understood. so I am very very sad.
I think I need to take a week off and go into the forest and think and pray and cry and heal and then come back and start over. sigh....but of course the party comes first, the dollies and baby hasia would be so wounded.

[Weeping Willow]

Riesa... why are you crying :(,, ???
Who made Riesa cry?!! :mad:

[hera-on-earth]

Has this game become a personal question-answer session, or wat?

[Riesa]

Are you a therapist? You know we could really use one around this thread, don't you agree?

[Pendragon]

:lol: :lol:

Isn't the hiney the butt of all jokes?
The question is can I answer that without spewing soda all over my keyboard? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pendragon]

Are you a therapist? You know we could really use one around this thread, don't you agree?Couldn't we though? ;) But then who is going to give the therapist therapy? ;)

[rachel]

I'm Supergirl and I'm here to save the world. But I want to know who's gonna save me.

Well hullo, this is doctor Frasier Crane and I'm listening, now who needs me first?

[RobinHood3000]

~as Niles~ Daphne--I mean, Rachel--, are you hallucinating again?

[rachel]

Well yesterday was rather fatiguing M'Lord. The supergirl song from Princess Diaries had been running thru my mind for a couple of days and the I'M listening thing is a joke in our house. It seems that that happens to be my role in life a lot. I should not have told people around here I have my training in Human RElations. but ..it's fine,i am happy to help
And why are you not helping out at the party. where did you go to? at least take a sleeping bag and find a spot and rest. this party will be at least two days real time in order for everyone to participate.
I shall sprinkle fairy dust on you while you sleep as I did Elizabeth and hasia.
That is what you do at parties isn't it?

[Virgil]

Oh why isn't everyone at Rachel's party?

[tn2743]

Not everyone in the world is smart like us, are they?

[Mililalil XXIV]

And just who might they be?

[tn2743]

Who else but those who are not at Rachel's party?

[Pendragon]

What if we just showed up late?

[Weeping Willow]

Show up where?

[Riesa]

Where would you like to show up? :wave:

[Weeping Willow]

can i Show up at your house? :wave:

[Riesa]

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[Weeping Willow]

Why do you ask? :p

[Riesa]

Why shouldn't I?

[Weeping Willow]

You see a conection between your house and the pope's hat?

[Riesa]

Don't you know you are welcome at my house whenever you want to come?

[Weeping Willow]

So when should i'll get there?

[Riesa]

Summer is best don't you think?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Why don't you ask the Pope?

[rachel]

why didn't Willow come to my party do you think?

[RobinHood3000]

Was he invited?

[Anon22]

Was who invited?

[Koa]

Why wasn't I invited, too?

[Rachy]

Did you not get your invitation?

[rachel]

darlings,
every one on the forum was invited and there are still three hours left. so come please and join in and share and I love you all.

[Pendragon]

What do you say when it's over, and you really don't want to say goodbye?

[Riesa]

Say nothing, just hurt and cry if you are able?

[Virgil]

Why are you asking him to cry?

[tn2743]

What's going on? Who's crying?

[Riesa]

What are you guys talking about?

[tn2743]

dunno, think someone is crying, aren't they?

[Virgil]

I wonder if it's Pendragon?

[Mililalil XXIV]

And what is a Pendragon on a Tuesday afternoon?

[Pendragon]

What is a Pendragon at all? Are we all nothing but dust in the wind? Yet cannot a word of cheer help us grow? And can we not find it in the oddest places at times? On Wednesday, the Pendragon cheered up a little...

[Riesa]

Do you know I'm glad to hear it? :D

[Pendragon]

You are of course aware that I appreciate your thougtfullness? ;)

[myself]

is that true?

[AimusSage]

Why wouldn't it be?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Are you talking to me?

[Most pathetic post made - this, just to raise the number by one!]

[RobinHood3000]

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?? Punk??

[Virgil]

Did you have hearing problems once?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Come again?

[Riesa]

Come again where? To the ear-trumpet store?

[Pendragon]

Do they still sell those things? I mean in this age of "political corectness, let's try to keep everything hidden," wouldn't an "ear trumpet" stick out like a red flashing light? :)

[Riesa]

Bless My Aunt Betty! ;) Yes, you are right, but isn't 'ear-trumpet' so much more fun to say and think about than 'hearing-aid'?

[Pendragon]

Hee-Hee. Doesn't it conjure up more exciting images as well? :lol:

[Riesa]

I wonder if you imagine the same crotchety ol' fella sittin' on a porch in spring, chattin' with his overalled friends, while his little wife, modestly dressed in her potato sack dress yelling, "Oscar!!, come on now, we got to git!"?

[Pendragon]

Would you believe if you put the name "Luther" in there, it's a fair description of the wife's grandparents, may they rest in peace? :p

[Riesa]

Really? Luther had an ear-trumpet?

[AimusSage]

Why does that sound so completely out of this time, from long ago?

[adilyoussef]

Do we belong to this time?

[myself]

which time is this?

[Pendragon]

Day? Hour? Minute? Year? Decade? Century? Could you be more specific? :nod:

[Mililalil XXIV]

What are you tick-tocking about now, Pen Dragon?

[Adelheid]

Do you mean Captain Hook's tick-tocking crocodile in Peter Pan?

[RobinHood3000]

Is death truly the last great adventure?

[Virgil]

Would you really like to take that adventure?

[Riesa]

Wanting to doesn't have anything to do with it, does it?

[Virgil]

Why are we getting morbid?

[Riesa]

Maybe Samercury's ghost is haunting us?

[Virgil]

Does anyone know what a "Samercury" is by the way?

[Riesa]

I do, don't you?


Sailor Moon Manga, if the memory serves.

[Virgil]

What exactly is "Sailor Moon Manga?"

[Mililalil XXIV]

Why won't the girls answer these simple questions about sign-in names?

[Riesa]

You need all the work done for you?

[Mililalil XXIV]

That's your answer?

[Riesa]

Why not? :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Should I say?

[Riesa]

Is it sarcastic?

[AimusSage]

Isn't this a diabolical conversation to have for eternity?

[Mililalil XXIV]

And what of it, egaSsumiA?

[Virgil]

What does that mean?

[Anon22]

What does what mean?

[myself]

what are you on about?

[AimusSage]

Isn't that backwards?

[Riesa]

And what of it, egaSsumiA?

Are you writing that backwards, so it has a diabolical message? Like playing a Pink Floyd record backwards?

[Weeping Willow]

you like Pink Floyd??

[Riesa]

Why wouldn't I?

[Weeping Willow]

have you ever been to any of thier concerts?

[Riesa]

I haven't, have you?

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you know my age? and where i live?

[Riesa]

What does that have to do with it?

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you know they never been around here?

P.s gotta go..
:wave:

[AimusSage]

Isn't Pink Floyd simply awesome?

[samercury]

Is Pink Floyd a band?

[RobinHood3000]

Haven't you heard of them?

[AimusSage]

How can you not have heard of them?

[samercury]

Was I supposed to?

[AimusSage]

Why do you think it is one of the best bands of all time?

[samercury]

um...life is a learning process, isn't it?

[AimusSage]

Who told you that?

[Pendragon]

Who told me what? Am I supposed to keep track of all the trivia I hear?

[Virgil]

Don't you keep a journal filled with meaningless information?

[Pendragon]

Why should I keep a journal? Don't you suppose the stuff in my head sounds like meaningless trivia on almost any subject anyway? You do know the old saying about a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none? :lol:

[Virgil]

Don't you know I used to say that about myself?

[Pendragon]

Hmmmm. How much do you know about this idea of twins seperated at birth? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Adelheid]

How much do you think I know?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Would you care to tell me?

[adilyoussef]

Would you care to listen?

[smilingtearz]

Listen to what Adil?

[myself]

is it ur life story?

[smilingtearz]

Is it supposed to be?

[Pendragon]

Ever notice how hard it is to carry on a conversation with just questions? :nod:

[smilingtearz]

Is it?.................

[Virgil]

But what kind of conversation could one possibly have with only questions?

[smilingtearz]

Aren't we having a good conversation here with questions?

[RobinHood3000]

What do you think we've been doing over the course of the last 150 pages?

[Virgil]

Wow, who would believe that we could go on with questions for 150 pages?

[AimusSage]

Who's up for another 150 pages?

[Pendragon]

Well, we made it this far, why stop now? Anyone have any new bussiness? Any old bussiness? Anything at all? Yo? ;)