Questions Only

[loki456]

is that what the cross dressing gnome would say?

[Maryd.]

Or is that's what the lion tamer would say?

[Virgil]

Are you referring to the lion tamer who was mauled by the lion?

[Silas Thorne]

Didn't she taunt it with a glimpse of delicious calf?

[kingoflombards]

Why a cow? (Calf :lol:)


*< too easily amused*

[Maryd.]

Or was it a toad?

[Silas Thorne]

Did it become 'toad in the hole'?

[loki456]

when did toads live in holes?

[Maryd.]

What holes?

[loki456]

how did the holes get there?

[Silas Thorne]

Which hole do you think a toad might fit in? ;)

[Maryd.]

But where was the hole?

[Silas Thorne]

Do you think it was on my head, and sealed over after I grew up?

[Maryd.]

Do you think it was on my head, and sealed over after I grew up?
Felll of the chair laughing, Silas.


Do you believe it could do that?

[loki456]

do you believe that hole really sealed over?

[Maryd.]

What did it seal over?

[loki456]

surely not his brain?

[Maryd.]

Did it seal his ears?

[loki456]

if not, why is he so deaf?

[Maryd.]

Does he have trouble seeing, as well?

[loki456]

so when did he become so deaf and blind?

[Maryd.]

He was missing around noon, was he hiding?

[loki456]

or was he simply too retarded to be found?

[Maryd.]

Is it true that the more you search, the longer something, or someone stays hidden?

[Pryderi Agni]

Is that in any way, form or shape relevant to the discussion?

[Haunted]

Doesn't the discussion point to how frustrating it is that the things you want most in life are so elusive?

[Maryd.]

What do you mean?

[Haunted]

It's meaningless...don't you get it?

[Maryd.]

Well if I got it, would I be asking all these quesitons?

[Haunted]

are these questions all rhetorics anyway?

[Maryd.]

One would ask oneself... Is it all worth the fuss?

[Silas Thorne]

Who is the 'one' asking?

[Maryd.]

You mean, why would they bother to ask?

[muhsin]

Why I haven't been browing this site frequently?

[Haunted]

Where were you all this time?

[Maryd.]

Why haven't you dropped in, to say hello?

[loki456]

what are the uses of such greetings?

[Maryd.]

Do you think you are better than me?

[loki456]

do you think I am?

[Maryd.]

Are you game enough to admit it?

[loki456]

is superman game enough?

[Maryd.]

Was that game or gay?

[The Bookinator]

Do you mean happy or homosexual?

[Silas Thorne]

Can't someone be both?

[The Bookinator]

Why don't we all join hands and sing?

[Silas Thorne]

Will we sing the praises of the Elder Gods?

[The Bookinator]

Who are the Elder gods?

[Maryd.]

What do they do?

[Silas Thorne]

Should I sacrifice my pet cockroach Hamish to them?

[Maryd.]

Why would you do that?

[IceM]

Why wouldn't you do that?

[Maryd.]

Could there be consequences?

[IceM]

Why is consequence a word?

[Silas Thorne]

When is a word not a word?

[Maryd.]

Why do we have to use so many words?

[Silas Thorne]

010010001?

[Maryd.]

010010001?

(Hey Silas you crack me up.)


Why are you so funny?

[Haunted]

Is that haha funny or you're-weirding-me-out funny?

[Maryd.]

Which is more interesting haha funny or you're weirding-me-out funny?

[gbrekken]

why is it that the kindest word ever spoken is the unkind word never spoken? to what end do we all aspire? what an interesting quagmire?

[DanielBenoit]

Why am I suddenly confused by this thread?

[Maryd.]

Why are there so many questions?

[Haunted]

How many is too many?

[loki456]

when does too many become overwhelming?

[Haunted]

Are you underwhelmed?

[loki456]

where should I go for such ambiguous questions?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't an ambiguous a type of amphibian that lives in Australia?

[loki456]

isn't an amphibian a type of 010001011011 found in chinese phones?

[Silas Thorne]

Can it help me to call Cthulhu or do I have to look for the number in the Dread Book of Astralon?

[loki456]

wouldn't the cats of ulthar be able to tell you that?

[Silas Thorne]

Voice, who keeps answering my questions with other questions, are you behind this wall?

[Maryd.]

No, are you in front of it?

[loki456]

could he be in it? and when did we give a gender to this voice?

[Maryd.]

What voice - what gender???

[loki456]

am i losing my mind?

[Silas Thorne]

could you check to see if you still have it?

[Maryd.]

Where did I put it?

[xman]

Who cares?!

[Haunted]

So are we going to stand by the side of the road and do nothing?

[hack]

Is it possible to do nothing?

[hack]

Is nothing impossible?

[Maryd.]

What's impossible?

[loki456]

what's improbable?

[Haunted]

what are the odds?

[Maryd.]

What odds?

[loki456]

what even's?

[Maryd.]

Why has this thread gone astray?

[loki456]

why oh why have the gnome's disappeared?

[Maryd.]

Where have they gone?

[Silas Thorne]

Did Wikus in 'District 9' shoot them with his alien laser gun?

[Maryd.]

Are the aliens back?

[Haunted]

You mean the little green people?

[loki456]

are they the same aliens from the '78 gnobllin uprising

[Maryd.]

Are they here for us?

[Silas Thorne]

Are they coming to take us away?

[Maryd.]

Where will they take us?

[Silas Thorne]

If they take us 'to infinity and beyond' will they be charged with copyright violations?

[loki456]

what if they beamed us up like scotty does?

[Maryd.]

What if they blow us up????

[Silas Thorne]

where do they blow to blow us up?

[Maryd.]

How will they do it?

[Madhuri]

You mean how will the aliens, the little green people, blow us up?

[Silas Thorne]

Will they do it by inserting a straw into some part of our anatomy and blowing on it?

[Maryd.]

Or will they reach into our mouths with their feelers and squeeze out, our intestines.

[Silas Thorne]

How much intestine does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Maryd.]

How many aliens does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Silas Thorne]

Is the lightbulb an energy-saving one?

[Maryd.]

Is the alien saving energy?

[Silas Thorne]

Will someone give it the Nobel prize?

[Maryd.]

Why should the alien get a Nobel prize?

[Silas Thorne]

Doesn't everyone deserve the Nobel prize?

[Maryd.]

Will I ever win a Nobel prize?

[Silas Thorne]

Do you have a good smile and lots of money?

[Maryd.]

Ar, do you need money?

[Silas Thorne]

Don't you need money to buy the Prozac if you don't have a good smile?

[Maryd.]

If you have a good smile, why would you need prozac?

[Haunted]

should I then take Valium to keep up that plastic smile on my face?

[Madhuri]

How does a plastic smile look like?

[free]

Why do you ask?

[Haunted]

*ahh too late...but still answers the last question*

Doesn't it bother you to see that fake smile people wear like a cheap plastic mask?

[loki456]

where can you buy these cheap plastic masks?

[Maryd.]

Do you really need one?

[free]

Isn't it just for fun?

[marcolfo]

what is your definition of fun?

[Haunted]

why can't everything be just fun and games?

[Virgil]

Are you still a child that you ask that? :p

[Haunted]

what, like you weren't a child once? :p

[Maryd.]

Have you ever been a child?

[Virgil]

Wasn't I a child many years ago? :lol:

[Haunted]

well, when are you going to grow up? ;)

[Maryd.]

What year would it be when you turn 60?

[Haunted]

will somebody hand me a calendar?

[Maryd.]

Will somebody tell me where to find one?

[Shalot]

one what? why is the internet so addictive?

[Maryd.]

Why are you asking all these questions?

[Silas Thorne]

Can we answer them ourselves without asking?

[Haunted]

why do you always ask the impossible?

[Silas Thorne]

Don't we hope for a thousand impossible things every day?

[Haunted]

is that why you play the lottery?

[Maryd.]

Ha! have you ever won the lottery?

[Haunted]

Do I look like I have plenty of money to throw around?

[Maryd.]

Do you throw money around?

[Haunted]

You want to share your fortune with me?

[Maryd.]

Would you like to help me find it first?

[Haunted]

Where is that filthy rich relative of yours?

[Virgil]

Didn't that filthy rich relative die last year?

[Maryd.]

Why did that filthy rich relative of mine, leave all the fortune to another relative?

[Haunted]

Yikes. Wouldn't it make that relative plain filthy?

[Maryd.]

Wouldn't it make the live relative plain filthy rich?

[Haunted]

Do you know more dirt?

[Maryd.]

Can you handle the truth?

[Haunted]

Who's talking, Jack Nicholson?

[Maryd.]

I'm talking, are you happy with that?

[Haunted]

No I'm not, what are you going to do about it?

[Maryd.]

What would you like me to talk about?

[Haunted]

Can you just tell me something I want to hear?

[Maryd.]

What is it, you like listening to?

[Haunted]

how about a little sweet talking?

[Maryd.]

Can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear?

[Haunted]

Why don't you come to within whispering distance then?

[Maryd.]

Are you inviting me to your home?

[Virgil]

Why would you think a homeless person has a home? ;)

[naomi moon]

Why a homeless person would be homeless?

[Maryd.]

What would it take for them to knock on a door and ask for help?

[Jazz_]

Whose door are they knocking at?

[Maryd.]

Are you suggesting they knock on my door or yours?

[Haunted]

What's behind the closed doors?

[Maryd.]

Is there are man in your home?

[Haunted]

What do you think this is, a cathouse?

[Maryd.]

Why would I think that?

[Haunted]

Are you hallucinating again?

[Maryd.]

Do I look like I am hallucinating?

[Haunted]

What have you been smoking?

[Virgil]

What kind of things have you seen me smoking? ;)

[Haunted]

Are you going to share some weed or not? :D

[Virgil]

:lol: What makes you think I'm in the sharing mood?

[Haunted]

Aren't you going to show some love for your fellow potheads? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Virgil]

Who said i'm a pot head? ;) [Frankly I can't stand the thought of recreational drugs.]

[Maryd.]

Yea, so why would you think I'm a pothead?

[Haunted]

Don't you have a cupboard full of pots and pans?

[Annamariah]

What makes you think I have a cupboard?

[Jazz_]

What makes you think I'm capable of thought?

[Maryd.]

What makes you think I am capable of anything?

[Haunted]

Why are you beating yourself up?

[K.M Roberston]

Do you know of anything better to do? :)

[Haunted]

Shall we take a trip to the moon?

[K.M Roberston]

And what shall we do once we get there?

[Maryd.]

What shall we eat?

[K.M Roberston]

And what shall we drink?!?!

[loki456]

how will we drink or eat with those helmets on?

[K.M Roberston]

And why cant i seem to take mine off??

[Maryd.]

Where did I put mine?

[Haunted]

Did you check the vault?

[Maryd.]

Where did I put the vault?

[Haunted]

Did you check the bank which you just robbed, Louise? ;)

[Maryd.]

Thelma, weren't you my partner in that robbery?

[Haunted]

:lol: You could tell it's me even though I was wearing a Halloween mask?

[Maryd.]

Was that a mask?

[Haunted]

What else would you call it?

[Maryd.]

Why didn't you use a balaclava?

[Jazz_]

Does your nose fit in a balaclava?

[Maryd.]

Are questioning the size of my nose?

[Haunted]

Yes, how big is your nose?

[Maryd.]

Are you suggesting I measure my nose?

[Haunted]

Do you need a long ruler? :brow:

[Maryd.]

Why, do you have one?

[Haunted]

Why do you want just one glove?

[Maryd.]

Were we talking about gloves?

[Haunted]

What else can we possibly be talking about?

[Madhuri]

Everything else under the sun?

[Maryd.]

Really, now what has the sun got to do with anything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know that it gives life to everything?

[Maryd.]

Are we alive?

[free]

How do you define "alive"?

[Maryd.]

Why should I define something that is?

[Haunted]

Can't you just humor me?

[Silas Thorne]

Are you Haunted Humor?

[Maryd.]

Why am I always the one to make people laugh?

[Silas Thorne]

Does laughter collect around individuals like auras?

[Maryd.]

Or is it just contagious?

[Silas Thorne]

Should we kill the laughing Buddha due to his contagious laughter?

[Maryd.]

Why should anyone die over the contagious laughing?

[Silas Thorne]

Perhaps contagious laughter causes fatal dehydration through loss of urinary control?

[Maryd.]

How do you know has it happened to you?

[Silas Thorne]

If I was dead, would you still talk to me?

[Maryd.]

If you were dead, would you still be able to tallk?

[Mrig]

Can I make that wish?

[Maryd.]

If so, would it come true?

[Silas Thorne]

If you wish upon a star, would you be incinerated?

a bit late there

[Nikhar]

Incinerated? A big word na?

[Pryderi Agni]

Are you really late, though?

[Maryd.]

Late for what?

[Silas Thorne]

the parade is later, isn't it?

[Pryderi Agni]

What do you care?

[Maryd.]

Why have you insulted me?

[Nikhar]

Who insulted you?

[Silas Thorne]

Is it an insult if you don't take offence?

[Maryd.]

Who took it offesive?

[Silas Thorne]

If mine own nose offends me, should I cut it off?

[Mrig]

WIll that work?

[Madhuri]

How will you breathe if you cut your nose? Will it not hurt?

[muhsin]

Maddie, why did you ask?:)

[Dr Jekyll]

What did she ask?

[Maryd.]

More to the point, why did she say it?

[Haunted]

was she lying?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you miss me?

[Haunted]

Did I break your heart?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you break things often?

[Haunted]

Is a promise a thing?

[Maryd.]

Why do you always have to bring up that evil word, Promise?