Questions Only

[Indyben]

Why don't you decide?

[Heathcliff]

How is it my decision?

[Indyben]

Aren't you my queen?

[Heathcliff]

Would you seriously forfeit your ability to make your own choices?

[Indyben]

Do I even have choices?

[Heathcliff]

Do you underestimate yourself that much?

[Indyben]

Doesn't fate make my choices for me?

[Heathcliff]

Do you have any control?

[Indyben]

How can I tell?

[Heathcliff]

Did you just accidently slap yourself in the face?

[dafydd manton]

How would one know if one had?

[Haunted]

are you going to apologize?

[dafydd manton]

Why should I?

[aliengirl]

Don't you know?

[dafydd manton]

Why won't you tell me?

[hoope]

How would i know ?

[dafydd manton]

Did you not read where it was written?

[hoope]

Do i even know it was ?

[dafydd manton]

Is that a fair question?

[hoope]

Are you really famous and rich :D ?

[dafydd manton]

Just because nobody has ever heard of me, why shoudln't I think I am?

[hoope]

Just because no one heard of you doesn't mean you can't be special :), Are you ?

[dafydd manton]

What gives you THAT idea?

[hoope]

Aren't you a photographer ?

[Jazz_]

Are photographers automatically special?

[Maryd.]

What do I know about photography?

[Jazz_]

Do you know anything about photography?

[Haunted]

why are your eyes red in the photos?

[Jazz_]

What colour are they in real life?

[Tarvaa]

what is real life?

[dafydd manton]

Where have you been living?

[Indyben]

Is that any of your business?

[hoope]

Why do you think am even interested to know ?

[dafydd manton]

Why shouldn't you be?

[hoope]

Would it even matter ?

[Indyben]

Would what matter?

[hoope]

" where have you been living " would that even matter ? :D

[Heathcliff]

Was it you scratching around in my attic at night?

[dafydd manton]

Could it have been a squirrel? A mongoose? A wildebeest?

[Maryd.]

What would these animals be doing here?

[Haunted]

is that an ark?

[Maryd.]

Do I look like Noah?

[dafydd manton]

How long have you not had a flowing white beard?

[Maryd.]

Do I have to answer that?

[aliengirl]

Have I asked for any explanation?

[dafydd manton]

Would it be reprehensible if you had?

[aliengirl]

What do you think?

[dafydd manton]

Do I seem to you to be the sort of person who thinks?

[Maryd.]

Why wouldn't you?

[dafydd manton]

What could I hope to gain by it?

[Maryd.]

Don't you want to be smart?

[dafydd manton]

What constitutes smart?

[Maryd.]

What makes you think I know about intelligence?

[aliengirl]

Can any one know what is intelligence?

[dafydd manton]

Is it intelligent to ask, intelligently, what intelligence is?

[Maryd.]

Why are you confusing the question?

[the silent x]

Why are all you people being confusing by conversing with questions?

[Haunted]

huh, there are other ways to converse?

[Indyben]

Isn't it just the restrictions of this thread subject?

[Heathcliff]

Why are we all following the rules rather than electing myself as the leader of a world-wide revolt?

[Indyben]

You want anarchy?

[Heathcliff]

Do you doubt that I could run civilisation and keep everyone in moderate order?

[dafydd manton]

How would you define moderate order?

[Indyben]

Wouldn't you use a dictionary?

[aliengirl]

Where have you placed it?

[aravind nair]

You're asking me?

[aliengirl]

Who else is there?

[aravind nair]

Since when do you not count Richard?

[dafydd manton]

Why drag him in to it?

[Haunted]

are you covering for him?

[dafydd manton]

Is he not capable of looking after himself?

[Jazz_]

Why wouldn't he be?

[Haunted]

are you expecting too much from a 16 months old?

[Jazz_]

Is he only 16 months old?

[Haunted]

isn't it what I just said?

[Jazz_]

Didn't it need to be repeated?

[Haunted]

do you need it put in writing too?

[Jazz_]

Isn't it already written down?

[Indyben]

Was there pen and paper?

[Heathcliff]

Would you prefer pencil?

[Indyben]

Can I draw you?

[Heathcliff]

Can you put Ernie in the picture?

[dafydd manton]

When did Ernie come back, then?

[aravind nair]

Didn't he tell you yet?

[Haunted]

did his call go straight into voicemail?

[aravind nair]

Are you sure he called?

[Pendragon]

Called who?

[dafydd manton]

Who said that?

[Indyben]

Who can say who said it?

[Haunted]

can we ask less boring questions?

[Heathcliff]

Are you asking me for advice?

[Indyben]

Should I take the risk of taking advice from you? lol

[Heathcliff]

What do you want to know?

[dafydd manton]

In what order were you planning on telling me?

[Indyben]

Who's telling you something?

[dafydd manton]

Are you trying to wriggle out of it now?

[Indyben]

Wriggle out of what?

[dafydd manton]

Are you trying to tell me you don't know, after all these years?

[Indyben]

Haven't I only just met you?

[dafydd manton]

You mean you don't remember Kuala Lumpur in 1947?

[Indyben]

Aren't I only 17 years old?

[dafydd manton]

Do think that's an excuse?

[Indyben]

Doesn't the fact that I wasn't even thought of in the year you're saying we first met make it liable?

[dafydd manton]

I wasn't born either, but will that pull the wool over the eyes of the KGB?

[Indyben]

What does the KGB have to do with it?

[dafydd manton]

If they haven't told you, do you not think that they are being successful in their ploy?

[Indyben]

Is it surprising that I am so totally amazingly confused right now?

[dafydd manton]

What makes you think that you are less confused than the rest of us?

[Indyben]

Who said I was more confused?

[Heathcliff]

Were you listening?

[dafydd manton]

What gave you that idea?

[Indyben]

What gave who what idea?

[Heathcliff]

Are you pointing the finger at me?

[Indyben]

Should I be?

[Heathcliff]

Did you see me do it?

[Indyben]

Do what?

[dafydd manton]

Did I see you do what?

[dafydd manton]

(Oops...too late!!)
When didn't you do it?

[Heathcliff]

Wasn't I at school today?

[dafydd manton]

What if I'd noticed but not said anything?

[Heathcliff]

Were you avoiding me?

[Haunted]

Have you showered? :wink5:

[Heathcliff]

Do I smell bad? :( :lol:

[Indyben]

Should you?

[Pendragon]

Should I what?

[aliengirl]

Why don't you pay attention?

[aravind nair]

Don't you know I've ADHD?

[dafydd manton]

What's That?

[Haunted]

do you have attention deficit disorder too?

[dafydd manton]

What do you mean by "too"?

[Haunted]

when are you coming clean with ALL your mental disorders?

[dafydd manton]

Who told you about them?

[aliengirl]

Why don't you guess yourself?

[dafydd manton]

Do you not think I would, were it not all for the mental disorders?

[Pendragon]

Did you not think that those of us with "mental disorders" might not like to be reminded of them????

[dafydd manton]

Why ever not? You're never alone with schizophrenia.

[Indyben]

Aren't the other people just delusions created by the person's mind and therefore making them false therefore leaving the person alone?

[dafydd manton]

Aren't delusional friends better than illusional ones?

[Maryd.]

Are you calling me delusioanl?

[Heathcliff]

Are you calling me?

[Pendragon]

Can't you just be sympathetic rather than apathetic or even just pathetic?

[dafydd manton]

If I did, would anybody notice?

[Haunted]

Have you forgotten Big Brother notices your every move?

[aliengirl]

Have you ever seen Big Brother?

[NikolaiI]

Was he eating an apple?

[dafydd manton]

Is he a vegetarian, then?

[NikolaiI]

Is it possible to know?

[aliengirl]

Shall we set a spy to watch him?

[NikolaiI]

Where would we find one of those?

[dafydd manton]

Haven't you ever been to a Spy Shop? Espionage R Us?

[Pendragon]

Don't you have tp pass a psycholical test?

[Maryd.]

Why don't I look physically capable?

[Indyben]

capable of what?

[Haunted]

are you capable of coming up with something original?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are questions about my new job original?

[Haunted]

what's your new job?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does a Document Quality Control title sound impressive?

[Haunted]

Will you QC the next state of the union address?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would it make any difference?

[Haunted]

don't you think that would improve the state of the union?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't it take a speaker with some credibility?

[Haunted]

wouldn't it take a very convincing ghost writer ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would anyone believe someone who just blows smoke?

[Haunted]

do you disapprove of smokers?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is it appropriate to blow smoke in dark places?

[Haunted]

how dark are those places?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I have to spell it out for you?

[Haunted]

am I supposed to be embarrassed?

[Indyben]

why should you be?

[Heathcliff]

Are you scared of performing in front of large crowds?

[Indyben]

What have I got to fear?

[Heathcliff]

Have you every had a tomato thrown at you?

[Indyben]

Even if I had, why should that bother me?

[Heathcliff]

Are you allergic to tomatoes?

[Indyben]

Should I be?

[Heathcliff]

Have you ever had a tomato??

[Indyben]

Didn't you see me have a tomato-based sauce on pasta once?

[Heathcliff]

Did you have an allergic reaction?

[Indyben]

Why don't you tell me?

[Heathcliff]

What would you like to know?

[dafydd manton]

Why are talking about tomatoes?

[Pendragon]

Aren't they on the menu?

[dafydd manton]

Where did you get that menu from?

[BienvenuJDC]

How can I become a duck?

[Haunted]

do you waddle like a duck?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you mean like this?
*waddle waddle waddle*

[aliengirl]

What about swimming like a duck?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I look like a duck, quack like a duck, waddle like a duck, and swim like a duck, does that make me a duck?

[dafydd manton]

Why didn't you mention the orange sauce?

[aliengirl]

From where do you buy that?

[dafydd manton]

Ever thought of asking the duck?

[Haunted]

do you speak duck?

[hack]

ever been told that you sound a little Daffy?

[Haunted]

are you feeling ducky?

[hack]

does a bear quack in the woods?

[dafydd manton]

If it doesn't, what does it do?

[Haunted]

doesn't it keep a to-do list?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's there to do anyway?

[Maryd.]

Why do you need to do things?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you hear the news?

[Maryd.]

What news?

[Haunted]

isn't it old news?

[Maryd.]

Did you just call me old?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you hear about my job?

[Haunted]

can you tell us more?

[Maryd.]

Did Bien get a job?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you read my blog?

[Haunted]

why can't we read each other's comments?

[BienvenuJDC]

What comments?

[Haunted]

why is the comment count 0 after I commented?

[Jazz_]

What does your comment say?

[Haunted]

don't you know it's classified?

[Jazz_]

Can't anyone (normally ;)) read a comment?

[hack]

what do you mean by that comment?

[Jazz_]

Wasn't it clear?

[Haunted]

can you expand on it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you challenging my feeble mind again?

[Haunted]

what, you're not Einstein?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you saying that I look like this?
http://www.oglethorpe.edu/faculty/~k_aufderheide/einstein-google.jpg

[Haunted]

do you know how to use a comb?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's a comb?

[Haunted]

haven't you forgotten to use Google before asking that?

[Indyben]

What can you ask Google that you can't ask a person?

[dafydd manton]

What would be the point?

[aliengirl]

Why don't you Google it?

[dafydd manton]

How do I do that, if I haven't got a computer?

[Pendragon]

What are you posting on, then?

[dafydd manton]

Is this what they call a computer, then?

[hack]

Call a computer? When?

[Haunted]

wasn't it when the computer went down?

[BienvenuJDC]

Where did it go down to?

[Haunted]

have you looked in the cesspool?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you want me to?

[Indyben]

Want you to do the what now?

[Heathcliff]

Who did what?

[dafydd manton]

Why did they do it in the cesspool?

[Indyben]

How did you get your website set up?

[dafydd manton]

What web-site?

[Indyben]

Isn't it yours?

[Heathcliff]

Can you really own a website?

[Indyben]

Didn't you know you can?

[Heathcliff]

Can you own a tree?

[Indyben]

under what circumstances?

[dafydd manton]

isn't it obvious?

[Jazz_]

What's obvious?

[Haunted]

did you see the clearly written instructions?

[BienvenuJDC]

Should I look for them?

[Haunted]

can you see in the dark?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can anyone else?

[Haunted]

don't you know cats can?