Questions Only

[Haunted]

don't you find his music uninspirational?

[Maryd.]

How can you even ask me that?

[dafydd manton]

What was wrong with Mussorgsky? Apart from being a drunk, that is?

[Haunted]

Mussorgsky who?

[NikolaiI]

Is he the president?

[Haunted]

isn't he a she?

[NikolaiI]

is she traceable?

[Haunted]

wouldn't that be illegal?

[NikolaiI]

is it less illegal to be untraceable?

[Jazz_]

Are there degrees of illegality?

[NikolaiI]

LoL :D

would you tell me if I were driving illegally?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't you already know?

[Maryd.]

Do I have to know everything?

[NikolaiI]

would there be anything to learn if you did?

[Madhuri]

If I knew everything, would that make me a God?

[Jazz_]

Would knowing everything make you a good god?

[Madhuri]

Isn't God, by default, good?

[adityasam]

Do atheists believe that?

[aliengirl]

What do atheists believe in?

[dafydd manton]

Any truth in the rumour that atheists believe in driving badly?

[adityasam]

Do atheists drive that bad?

[dafydd manton]

I'm only a driving instructor, how would I know?

[Maryd.]

Are you a good driving instructor?

[dafydd manton]

Am I still alive?

[Maryd.]

Are you or is it just your computer talking?

[dafydd manton]

Hold on - can you remember where I put that blood-pressure monitor?

[Maryd.]

Why do you need it?

[dafydd manton]

How else am I going to find out if I'm still alive?

[Maryd.]

Are you being sarcastic?

[NikolaiI]

would you rather i wasn't?

[Aryaa]

wouldn't that be better ?

[adityasam]

What would be better?

[dafydd manton]

Me, sarcastic?

[adityasam]

What...you and sarcasm?

[mrv]

What's so surprising about that?

[dafydd manton]

Hardly surprising, you say?

[Maryd.]

Do I usually surprise you?

[dafydd manton]

What if you didn't?

[Maryd.]

Why wouldn't I?

[Genocide]

Does anyone else hate surprises?

[Madhuri]

Do people hate pleasant surprises too?

[mrv]

What's pleasant about surprises anyway?

[Jazz_]

Were you disappointed by the last surprise you got?

[dafydd manton]

Have you never had a strawberry ice-cream explode in your face?

[adityasam]

What....me?

[Maryd.]

Who is handing out the icecream?

[adityasam]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......What's happening around here?

[Aryaa]

did someone mention icecream Adi ?

[adityasam]

Are you talking about the ice cream which Dafydd mentioned earlier?

[tailor STATELY]

May I have vanilla with chocolate sauce ?

[mrv]

To explode in your face?

[dafydd manton]

Now come on, Adi - whoever heard of exploding chocolate sauce? Are you making this up?

[mrv]

Did Adi mention exploding chocolate sauce?

[Madhuri]

Is Adi a scientist studying the cause and effect of Chocolate Sauce Explosion?

[dafydd manton]

Did you not know that he's the world's leading exponent?

[aliengirl]

Have you mentioned it earlier?

[Jazz_]

Did you check?

[Indyben]

I can has cheezburger?

[Jazz_]

Can you?

[Madhuri]

Will it make me fat?

[Jazz_]

How much fat does one cheeseburger contain?

[adityasam]

Doesn't it have carbs also?

[Jazz_]

Did anyone mention the salt?

[adityasam]

Has he added sauce?

[aliengirl]

Where is the sauce?

[dafydd manton]

Carbs? What on earth has carburettors got to do with cheeseburgers?

[Indyben]

What's a Carburettor?

[Jazz_]

Is that a car part?

[adityasam]

When were Carburettors Invented?

[dafydd manton]

Haf you neffer been to ze Chairmany?

[Jazz_]

Was that meant to sound German? :confused:

[Maryd.]

Do I look German?

[NikolaiI]

du sprachen zie espanol?

[Maryd.]

Ar, does that mean do I speak Spanish?

[NikolaiI]

Is it lame if all of your jokes are simply repeated from others telling?

[Maryd.]

What jokes?

[NikolaiI]

are there any good jokes around?

[dafydd manton]

Is any joke old?

[Maryd.]

Isn't it better to tell new jokes?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't every joke new to somebody?

[Madhuri]

Is every joke funny?

[tainaprincess]

Isn't life a funny thing?

[dafydd manton]

If we didn't laugh, what would be the alternative?

[Maryd.]

Why wouln't we laugh?

[dafydd manton]

Is it because we are all incredibly, mindlessly happy? (Or Loonies?)

[Genocide]

Would it be okay to chuckle instead?

[dafydd manton]

Would you be happier merely chcukling, whilst the rest of us roll about on the Axminster?

[Genocide]

Axminster?

[dafydd manton]

You mean you don't know about English carpets?? (Sorry!! Being parochial, a Brit disease!)

[Genocide]

So you didn't mean the place, then?

[dafydd manton]

Where is it?

[Genocide]

How are you unaware that it is in Devon?

[dafydd manton]

Would you believe, a rubbish Education and a short memory?

[Genocide]

Is it the Alzheimers, sir? :]

[dafydd manton]

Sorry, who are you? *Dribbles slightly*

[Maryd.]

Don't you know me by now?

[Genocide]

Should I?

[dafydd manton]

What planet is this?

[Maryd.]

Are you kidding?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't this Zarg?

[Maryd.]

Am I on the wrong planet?

[Jazz_]

Which planet would you like to be on?

[dafydd manton]

Anybody know the way to Betelgeuse?

[Hawkman]

are you sure you want to know?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't it safe there, then?

[Hawkman]

Haven't you heard?

[dafydd manton]

You're not going to tell me it's spelt Beetlejuice, are you?

[Madhuri]

Isn't Beetle Juice a cool drink? :p

[NikolaiI]

Does Beetle drink much?

[tainaprincess]

Isn't drinking too much a bad thing for you?

[Jazz_]

Do most people care what's good for them?

[tainaprincess]

Does what is good for you always have to be to taste bad?

[adityasam]

What tastes bad?

[Genocide]

Don't you think black licorice tastes bad?

[dafydd manton]

Hadn't you tried masking the taste by drinking too much?

[adityasam]

Won't I be affected?

[dafydd manton]

Without doubt, and adversely, but isn't it better than the laste of liquorice?

[adityasam]

Won't I behave like an animal?

[dafydd manton]

Ever seen a sloth go mad?

[adityasam]

As bad as 3 toed-sloth?

[dafydd manton]

Can you think of anything worse?

[adityasam]

Is there anything worse than it?

[tainaprincess]

Worse than what?

[dafydd manton]

Has nobody ever compared you with a three-toed sloth?

[Genocide]

What are you trying to say? I'm slow?

[tainaprincess]

So you're saying you move at a snail's pace?

[Genocide]

Is this because I'm in a wheelchair??? (it's my cousins, she broke her leg... good fun!)

[dafydd manton]

Do you have a licence for a wheelchair?

[tainaprincess]

Do you need a license for one?

[Genocide]

Am I going to get fined???

[tainaprincess]

Were you speeding down the sidewalk with it?

[dafydd manton]

Worse yet, were you accompanied by a three-toed sloth?

[tainaprincess]

Were you being chased by a tree-toed sloth's predator?

[dafydd manton]

What preys on soths? Pray?

[tainaprincess]

Some type of bear or cat-like animal?

[dafydd manton]

Do cougars and sloths like each other?

[tainaprincess]

Why wouldn't they?

[Genocide]

Does anyone else think of older women when they hear "cougar"?

[tainaprincess]

But why are older women called cougars, but it's not the same thing for men?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't that the sloths?

[tainaprincess]

Lol, are we in a jungle now?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't life a jungle?

[tainaprincess]

Why must it be so?

[Genocide]

As in "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair? o.o

[Indyben]

What are we talking about???

[mrv]

Would anyone care to tell him we are talking about people speeding down the sidewalk on a wheelchair, accompanied by three-toed sloth being chased by the three-toed sloth's predator?

[dafydd manton]

Oh, he knows all about that - Australia is full of similar scenarios - what we all want to know is - why?

[Madhuri]

But why do we want to know about that why?

[dafydd manton]

Don't you read the papers?

[Madhuri]

Did I miss the headline about the three-toed sloth being chased by the three-toed sloth's predator?

[adityasam]

Which papers do we have to read?

[Genocide]

The Federalist ones?

[Astromaxis]

Does it have to be the Federalists?

[Jazz_]

What other options are there?

[adityasam]

Must we have other options?

[dafydd manton]

What on earth's a Federalist?

[Jazz_]

Don't you know?

[dafydd manton]

Does Federalism sound terribly British to you?

[Jazz_]

What do you think?

[dafydd manton]

Would you imagine that we aren't perfectly happy with the monarchical principle?

[Genocide]

Is it weird that I want to add "sir" to the end of whatever I address towards you...sir?

[dafydd manton]

You do realise that if you do, you will be the only one in history? Also, did you know that the word can be spelled C U R?

[adityasam]

Cur means a dog, Isn't it?

[dafydd manton]

Would you believe me if I said "Woof"?

[adityasam]

Is it the way dogs bark?

[dafydd manton]

(Cur is a stray or undomesticated dog, usually an unpleasant one)

How would you like me to bark?

[Jazz_]

How would you like to bark?

[EJMathews]

Can you bark like a tree?

[Jazz_]

Can anyone?

[Genocide]

Does this have anything to do with the origin of "barking up the wrong tree"?

[Jazz_]

Do you think it does?

[mrv]

Why should it matter what anyone thinks?

[EJMathews]

Why do you ask?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't the point of this thread?

[EJMathews]

Have I made an error, then in asking?

[adityasam]

What is happening here, who made an error?

[Genocide]

Was it you?

[Indyben]

What am I being blamed for?

[Maryd.]

Then why are you blaming me?

[dafydd manton]

Weren't you the nearest?

[Madhuri]

Am I an easy target?

[dafydd manton]

Couldn't you keep moving?

[adityasam]

Why should she move?

[dafydd manton]

If she doesn't, won't we have to move her?

[adityasam]

Why should we move her?

[mrv]

Does she want to be moved?

[adityasam]

Why don't you ask her?

[dafydd manton]

What's her number?

[EJMathews]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Maryd.]

Why should I give you my number?

[Genocide]

Are you paranoid or something?

[Maryd.]

Wouldn't you be paranoid if a someone wanted your number?

[Jazz_]

Doesn't that happen all the time? ;)

[adityasam]

Can't we avoid it?

[Genocide]

Why would you want to?

[adityasam]

Isn't the choice mine?

[Genocide]

Why does that remind me of a song...?

[tailor STATELY]

Can you hum a few bars ?

[Genocide]

Would you be able to hear it?

[adityasam]

Can you sing well?

[Genocide]

Will you settle for an average voice?

[adityasam]

Being a good singer, can I settle?

[Genocide]

Are you tooting your own horn?

[adityasam]

Couldn't you tell that I faked?

[Genocide]

Do you sound like Nichole337, then?

[Indyben]

Whodidthewhatnow?

[dafydd manton]

How did you know that I was going to say the same thing?

[Indyben]

Could I be jedi?

[dafydd manton]

Do you have one of those electric swords?

[Genocide]

You mean a lightsaber?

[Indyben]

Could it be possible to make one?

[dafydd manton]

Have you got a spare lightbulb?

[Genocide]

One that will actually work or just the light?

[Indyben]

Doesn't it only light if it works?

[Genocide]

You want a dark lightsaber?

[dafydd manton]

Is that as good as a light darksabre?

[Jazz_]

Didn't someone say "Beware the dark side"?

[dafydd manton]

But surely the light side is preferable?

[EJMathews]

Wouldn't the dark side be difficult if you use a light saber?

[Jazz_]

Would a lightsaber light up a room?

[Genocide]

If not, do you think we could make one that would?

[Jazz_]

Wouldn't we have to have some sort of jedi training?

[adityasam]

What is Jedi Training?

[Indyben]

You don't watch Star Wars?

[Maryd.]

Why should I watch Star Wars?

[dafydd manton]

Could you ever get that bored?

[adityasam]

Who's getting bored now?

[dafydd manton]

Was it R2D2?

[adityasam]

Who is R2D2?

[aliengirl]

Why don't you tell us?

[dafydd manton]

Shouldn't we let C3PO?

[Indyben]

Why let that whiney b***h tell us anything?

[dafydd manton]

Who do you suggest?

[Maryd.]

Why can't we ask Superman?

[dafydd manton]

Wasn't he busy?

[Madhuri]

Doing what?

[adityasam]

What am i doing?

[Genocide]

Aren't you looking for Superman?

[Indyben]

Why is it always Superman? What about the other Marvel/DC Superheroes?

[Genocide]

Your name isn't Jan Brady, is it?

[Indyben]

Why would my name be Jan Brady? Who IS Jan Brady?

[adityasam]

Did you mean Eve Plumb?

[snowdrop17]

Haven't I said Eve Plum?

[dafydd manton]

Why do we need a plumber? Are the pipes broken?

[snowdrop17]

Who says so? Have not I said Ms. Plum?

[dafydd manton]

How's poor old Mr. Plum?

[adityasam]

Does Mr. Plum Exist?

[aliengirl]

Oh, do you need a proof? What about his passport?

[dafydd manton]

Why would he need one?

[aliengirl]

Why anybody needs one?