Questions Only

[BienvenuJDC]

Doesn't it make life easier?

[applepie]

If life were simple would I then consider a simple solution?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I say simpler?

[applepie]

Isn't easier the same as simpler?

[BienvenuJDC]

What does the dictionary say?

[applepie]

Have you looked in the thesarus?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's another word for Thesaurus?

[applepie]

Would you suggest one to us so we can quit calling it Thesarus (which sounds a bit like a dinosaur)?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do I have to suggest one?

[applepie]

Why should I have to know everything?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I say that you had to come up with it?

[applepie]

Where else should I get it from?

[BienvenuJDC]

Could the Jonas Brothers help?

[applepie]

Will Hannah Montana be singing the answer?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can Hannah Montana sing?

[applepie]

Can Miley Cyrus sing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can Miley dance?

[applepie]

Can Miley walk and chew gum at the same time?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can it be dubbed that way?

[applepie]

Can Disney hire canny technical guys?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why does Disney struggle finding talent?

[applepie]

Why does talent struggle to find work?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why are my eyes so heavy?

[applepie]

Why have you not gone to bed?

[Pendragon]

Whatsup?

[Jazz_]

What's down?

[Pendragon]

What's with the big fuss on the Picture Poetry thread; can't we move on?

[Maryd.]

Where shall we go?

[Caderyn]

Does it really matter?

[Maryd.]

Don't you care where we venture?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do my thoughts ever matter?

[Caderyn]

What's wrong with your thoughts?

[Maryd.]

Should we be worried about your thoughts?

[Pendragon]

Do not thoughts reflect the thinker?

[Jazz_]

But if the thinker controls the thoughts, are they really a true reflection?

[Caderyn]

What if thoughts had a mind of their own?

[BienvenuJDC]

What are you saying?

[Pendragon]

S'entretenir Anglais?

[Maryd.]

Is that English?

[tailor STATELY]

Is what English ?

[Maryd.]

Is Pendragon speaking in tongue?

[tailor STATELY]

Tongue in cheek ?

[Pendragon]

Sie ausführen noch kennen?

[BienvenuJDC]

What did you say?

[Maryd.]

Was that written in German?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I look like a can read German?

[Maryd.]

How does someone who can read German, look like?

[Heathcliff]

Do they have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?

[tailor STATELY]

Do they have that far away look in their eyes when one mentions edelweiss ?

[Maryd.]

How did we get on to how people sound?

[Heathcliff]

Do you like the way people sound?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you mean?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know?

[Pendragon]

Know what?

[Maryd.]

Where have you been?

[Heathcliff]

What were you doing when you were hiding in the refrigerator all that time?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps the coleslaw attacked me?

[Maryd.]

How can coleslaw attack you?

[jocurileus]

Is that a possessed coleslaw ?

[Maryd.]

Can coleslaw actually be possessed?

[Delta40]

can other salads be evil?

[tailor STATELY]

Bedeviled be one if a salad spoilt be fress ?

[Indyben]

What did you say?

[Jazz_]

Can you remember what I said?

[Indyben]

Don't you know?

[Jazz_]

Wouldn't that make sense?

[Indyben]

Should it?

[Pendragon]

Will it conform to sense and sensibility?

[Indyben]

Who can tell if it will?

[Maryd.]

Why can't anyone tell?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it a secret?

[Maryd.]

Why does everything have to be a secret?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I allowed to reveal that?

[Pendragon]

Do you really want to reveal it?

[Indyben]

Is it possible to reveal it?

[Maryd.]

Why shouldn't we reveal it?

[Indyben]

Is that the question you should be asking?

[Maryd.]

If not, then what?

[Indyben]

Who can tell?

[Maryd.]

Why isn't anyone telling?

[Indyben]

Do they know what they are meant to be telling?

[Maryd.]

No, do you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is it time yet?

[Maryd.]

Time for what?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't you get the memo?

[Haunted]

was it emailed?

[Joreads]

are you kidding?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is your e-mail?

[Haunted]

are you going to spam me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to be kinky?

[Haunted]

are you mistaking spam for spank?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there a difference?

[Indyben]

Do you want there to be a difference?

[Maryd.]

What were we talking about?

[Pendragon]

It did involve words, did it not?

[Maryd.]

What words?

[Pendragon]

Do I have to buy you a dictionary?

[Maryd.]

Wie, doo u fink eye niid one?

[Indyben]

Could it help?

[Heathcliff]

Can you help me?

[Indyben]

How so?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps by listening?

[Maryd.]

Why should i listen?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you not have two ears?

[snowdrop17]

Have you seen anyone with no ears?

[Indyben]

Haven't you?

[Jazz_]

Where would you find someone with no ears?

[Indyben]

Isn't being deaf the equivalent to not having ears?

[Jazz_]

Does that mean that blind people have no eyes?

[Maryd.]

Who's blind?

[Heathcliff]

What did the blind man say to the deaf man?

[hoope]

Since When do the deaf man hear ?

[Heathcliff]

Wasn't he listening?

[Indyben]

Didn't he lose that ability?

[Heathcliff]

Was he born without it?

[Indyben]

Isn't that why he's deaf?

[Heathcliff]

Wasn't it from his Ipod?

[Indyben]

What was he listening to?

[Heathcliff]

Can we get a Mango Tree?

[Indyben]

Would you like to?

[Heathcliff]

Do you actually like mango?

[Indyben]

Is the pope catholic?

[Heathcliff]

Have you ever met him?

[Indyben]

Does seeing him live count as meeting?

[Heathcliff]

Would you encourage my going to the next World Youth Day?

[Indyben]

Can you tell me how to say "yes" in the form of a question?

[Heathcliff]

Do you agree with me?

[Indyben]

How can I say no?

[Heathcliff]

Haven't you ever told me to get my head out of the gutter?

[Indyben]

Haven't I?

[Heathcliff]

Haven't I only just realised you are the king of derpy?

[Indyben]

Did you only just find that out now?

[Heathcliff]

I only just read it, but don't you think I've known it all along?

[Indyben]

Don't you know I have?

[Heathcliff]

Is there a queen of derpy?

[Indyben]

Aren't you her?

[Pendragon]

Uh, ain't I a him?

[muhsin]

Why do I no longer frequent LitNet?

[Maryd.]

Why wouldn't you?

[Indyben]

Could computer issues be a problem?

[Maryd.]

Why is the computer always an issue?

[Indyben]

Aren't computers just the most unpredictable and annoying things on the planet?

[Maryd.]

Why is it when something goes wrong we always blame the computer?

[Indyben]

Is the computer not the one to blame?

[Maryd.]

Why not blame something else?

[Indyben]

Are other things available to blame?

[Maryd.]

What makes you think that it is a thing that should be blamed?

[Indyben]

Don't they always seem to break down at the least convenient moment?

[Maryd.]

Is that what your computer does?

[Indyben]

Is the pope catholic?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who is the Pope?

[Indyben]

Don't you know?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I look Catholic?

[Indyben]

What do catholics look like?

[Heathcliff]

How many eyes do you have?

[Indyben]

What's the normal amount?

[BienvenuJDC]

For who?

[Indyben]

Who can tell?

[Heathcliff]

I'm thinking of a number between one and ten, what is it?

[Indyben]

Is it 5?

[Heathcliff]

Do remember what my favourite number is?

[Indyben]

Can you remember telling me what it was?

[BienvenuJDC]

If the answer is 42, then what is the question?

[Indyben]

Who can answer that?

[Heathcliff]

Do you remember me telling you that my favourite number equalled the meaning of life?

[Indyben]

How can I not?

[Heathcliff]

Did I actually tell you what my favourite number is?

[Indyben]

How can I say "no" in the form of a question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you read any of the works of Douglas Adams?

[Indyben]

Should I have?

[Heathcliff]

Can you reed?

[Indyben]

Isn't it obvious I can?

[Heathcliff]

Dus u reed good?

[Indyben]

Can I has cheezburger?

[Heathcliff]

Dus u make to do 4 like to cheezburgr?

[Indyben]

Isht you ashkin to makez cheezburgr?

[Heathcliff]

Have you ever heard an Italian/Greek person speak English and add in all of these extra prepositions?

[Indyben]

Do you find that funny?

[Heathcliff]

Don't you make for to find it hilarious?

[Indyben]

Can you repeat the question?

[Heathcliff]

Don't you find it hilarious?

[Indyben]

Is the pope catholic? lol

[Heathcliff]

Would you like me to ask him?

[Indyben]

Do you have the ability to?

[Heathcliff]

You wouldn't happen to have a spare aeroplane and a copy of 'How to fly an aeroplane to visit the Pope', would you?

[Indyben]

Is that a normal thing to have lying around?

[Heathcliff]

You don't aways carry a spare aeroplane around, just in case you need it?

[Indyben]

When would I need a spare aeroplane?

[Heathcliff]

Have your wings ever broken?

[Indyben]

Several times. But when that happens don't you just walk?

[Heathcliff]

Do you have rollerblades?

[Indyben]

Should I?

[Maryd.]

Why don't you have rollerblades?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who told you that I didn't have roller blades?

[Maryd.]

It's obvious, isn't it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you even look at my feet?

[Maryd.]

Why should I?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you being difficult?

[Maryd.]

No, would you like me to be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I supposed to answer that?

[Maryd.]

Who then?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can we leave it unanswered?

[Maryd.]

Why do all the important questions get left unanswered?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was that really an important question?

[Maryd.]

Well, what would you consider an important question then?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you always this full of questions?

[Maryd.]

Do you always lack answers?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it time for you to get to work?

[kiz_paws]

But can you define work?

[Indyben]

Can you?

[Pendragon]

What are we canning?

[Maryd.]

Did I mention canning?

[Indyben]

Did you?

[Heathcliff]

Could you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are we canning now?

[Heathcliff]

Would anyone like to can?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do we have anything TO can?

[BienvenuJDC]

HA....did I just say 'toucan'?

[Heathcliff]

Where do you want to keep the toucan?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can we put it beside the one can?

[Indyben]

How many cans?

[Maryd.]

Haven't you been listening to me?

[aliengirl]

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

[Pendragon]

If I can't why do I have all these cans?

[Maryd.]

What cans?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is it morning already?

[Indyben]

Isn't it clear it is?

[Maryd.]

Shouldn't you be at school?

[BienvenuJDC]

Haven't I been in school enough already?

[Jazz_]

If you don't know, shouldn't you go back?

[Indyben]

Aren't I going back tomorrow?

[Jazz_]

Where are you going tomorrow?

[Maryd.]

Why do you need to know?

[Indyben]

Am I going to be stalked? :eek:

[Heathcliff]

Would it bother you?

[Indyben]

Would you be the stalker?

[Heathcliff]

Do stalkers get paid in steak?

[Indyben]

Why wouldn't they?

[Heathcliff]

Would they have to stalk down the animal before it gets to the supermarket shelves?

[Indyben]

Couldn't they follow as a mutual travel companion?

[Heathcliff]

Can you ride a horse?

[Pendragon]

Has it been broken?

[Haunted]

How do you know I'm broke?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you awake already?

[Pendragon]

Does dreaming count?

[Maryd.]

Why, are you dreaming?

[BienvenuJDC]

Could you pinch me?

(ouch...not back there!!)

[aliengirl]

Does it hurt?

[Pendragon]

Does pain actually exist?

[aliengirl]

Can you feel it?