Questions Only

[AmericanEagle]

Did you get evicted?

[Maryd.]

Why, what do you know?

[AmericanEagle]

Aren't you behind in your rent payments?

[Maryd.]

Was I supposed to pay someone rent?

[AmericanEagle]

Have you been hiding from your landlord?

[Maryd.]

Do I have a landlord?

[AmericanEagle]

You've never seen your landlord?

[Maryd.]

Have you seen my landlord?

[AmericanEagle]

Did he move to Canada?

[hoope]

Whom are you talking about ?

[Maryd.]

Where is my landlord?

[hoope]

Is he somewhere near !?

[Maryd.]

I don't know, can you see him?

[Veho]

Am I supposed to know what he looks like?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you saying that you don't know him?

[AmericanEagle]

How can you not know your landlord?

[Veho]

When did I say that I don't know my landlord?

[Silas Thorne]

Do I know your landlord?

[Veho]

Does my landlord know you?

[Silas Thorne]

Is there anything lordly about the landlord?

[Veho]

Are you implying that my landlord is not worthy of being a landlord if he isn't 'lordly'?

[Silas Thorne]

Does he or she own a keep, castle or fortified dwelling?

[Veho]

Do all lordly people have to own a keep, castle or fortified building, to warrant calling them lordly?

[Silas Thorne]

Would you like to own a castle?

[Veho]

Would you like it if I would like to own I castle?



Ps. I would actually LOVE to own a castle.

[Silas Thorne]

Can I charge across the moat, yell loudly and wave a longsword?

[Veho]

Would you engage in any battles with your longsword?

[Heathcliff]

Does it work as well as a katana?

[Veho]

Is it important that it works as well as a katana?

[Maryd.]

Why shouldn't it work as a Katana?

[Heathcliff]

Are scissors another option?

[Maryd.]

What are you going to use the scissors for?

[Veho]

Why is it important that I tell you what the scissors are for?

[AmericanEagle]

Are you going to use them to cut your opponent?

[Veho]

Is my opponent similarly armed?

[AmericanEagle]

Isn't your opponent armed with a machete?

[Veho]

Are machetes allowed in this battle?

[AmericanEagle]

What kind of battle is it?

[Veho]

Don't you know that it is a battle to the last?

[AmericanEagle]

What are we battling for?

[Veho]

What do you think is worth potential death?

[AmericanEagle]

Is anything worth a potential death?

[Veho]

Do you not think immortality is worth potential death?

[AmericanEagle]

Winning a battle gives you immortality?

[Veho]

When did I say winning a battle gives you immortality?

[AmericanEagle]

Then what were you saying?

[Veho]

Can't you figure out what I was saying?

[AmericanEagle]

Can you repeat what you were saying?

[Maryd.]

Ar, why must I always have to repeat myself?

[hack]

Isn't repetition next to Godliness, or something to that effect?

[Maryd.]

Do you think God would want to be next to me?

[Heathcliff]

Have you had a shower recently?

[AmericanEagle]

Did she forget to pay the water bill?

[hack]

What water, Bill?

[Heathcliff]

Did Hack drink it all?

[NikolaiI]

Was he hacked?

[Heathcliff]

Does he use MSN?

[Maryd.]

Does he use Facebook?

[Veho]

Why would anyone use Facebook?

[Maryd.]

Why wouldn't they?

[hack]

Isn't "they" too broad a statement?

[BienvenuJDC]

What in the world are you guys talking about?

[AmericanEagle]

How can you not know what we're talking about?

[Maryd.]

Why haven't you kept up with us?

[Satan]

What is keeping me from asking questions?

[Maryd.]

Yes dear, why don't you just ask?

[Silas Thorne]

Won't you slap me if I ask that question? ;)

[Maryd.]

What sort of a question were you going to ask?

[Veho]

Are you not getting tired of all these questions?

[hack]

This entire line of questioning is questionable at best, No?

[Heathcliff]

Do I ask too many questions?

[Maryd.]

Is it necessary for you to ask so many questions?

[Satan]

Why are questions even necessary?

[Maryd.]

Why, are you afraid of them?

[Satan]

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? :brow:

[Maryd.]

Who told you?

[hack]

Don't you mean, what?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who are you...really?

[Madhuri]

Me?......

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I look like I'm talking to someone else?

[Maryd.]

Aren't you talking to me?

[hack]

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

[BienvenuJDC]

uh...where am I? ...and where are my pants?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know where your pants are?

[Heathcliff]

Was I wearing any?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know anything?

[AmericanEagle]

What do I know?

[Madhuri]

Aren't you the one who knows everything?

[Maryd.]

Was it you who told everyone you knew everything?

[Heathcliff]

Do you know everything?

[The Walker]

about what?

[Maryd.]

Why do you want to know?

[Heathcliff]

What makes you so curious?

[loki456]

when did curiosity become something to be suspicious of?

[Maryd.]

Are you suspicious of something?

[loki456]

when did this turn on me?

[Maryd.]

Well, why should it always be about me?

[AmericanEagle]

You don't like to talk about yourself?

[Maryd.]

Do you?

[AmericanEagle]

Why are you dragging me into this?

[Maryd.]

Wasn't it you who pressured me first?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would I have pressured you?

[Maryd.]

If it wasn't you then who was it?

[AmericanEagle]

Did you pressure yourself?

[BienvenuJDC]

Has anyone seen my shoes?

[Maryd.]

Ok, how did you lose your shoes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can we forget the shoes if you tell me why you have my pants?

[Maryd.]

Mending, why must I always have to mend your pants.

[AmericanEagle]

Are you his tailor?

[BienvenuJDC]

Couldn't you have waited until I had something to change into?

[Maryd.]

Why is there a draft?

[BienvenuJDC]

What are you staring at?

[Maryd.]

Ah er, what are you staring at?

[AmericanEagle]

Is this a staring contest?

[Maryd.]

Why, who are you looking at?

[AmericanEagle]

What should I be looking at?

[Maryd.]

What would you like to look at?

[AmericanEagle]

Do you have any suggestions?

[Maryd.]

Why don't you talk about the weather?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't you glad that I'm wearing a pair of shorts then?

[Heathcliff]

Are you wearing clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't getting hit by a bus result in soiled underwear anyway?

[Heathcliff]

Did you see the bus there?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you see the dent in that bus?

[The Walker]

no! where?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you see one the shape of my head?

[The Walker]

ws it that big ??

[BienvenuJDC]

(gasp):eek:

Did you try the ABC Poem Tree?

[The Walker]

hahahaha

is it knew?

[Heathcliff]

Did you know?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you mean is it 'new'?

[AmericanEagle]

What is new?

[Heathcliff]

Is it old?

[BienvenuJDC]

Where is the Heart of the Ocean?

[AmericanEagle]

Didn't Rose throw it into the ocean?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't that what they want us to think?

[AmericanEagle]

What do you think happened to it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you want to help me search?

[AmericanEagle]

In the freezing cold Atlantic Ocean?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you suggest another place to look?

[Maryd.]

Why don't we search your attic?

[BienvenuJDC]

What am I going to do now?

[Maryd.]

Is there something you are not telling us?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does it matter any more?

[Maryd.]

Why are you avoiding these questions?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I avoid anything?

[Heathcliff]

Did you remember the party?

[AmericanEagle]

Was I invited?

[Heathcliff]

Have you checked your mail?

[Maryd.]

Why don't you open your eyes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you see the blinding light?

[Heathcliff]

Did you see the red-light camera?

[BienvenuJDC]

What?

[Heathcliff]

Who??

[BienvenuJDC]

The Who?.....where?

[Heathcliff]

Did you bring the tickets?

[BienvenuJDC]

Whoooooooo are you? wwha-hoo...wha-hoo

[Heathcliff]

Did you eat the fish on the plane?

[Satan]

Do fishes fly first-class?

[Maryd.]

Would you, if you were a fish?

[Madhuri]

Will the fish remain alive?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that relevant?

[toni]

Are you saying that the life of a fish has no relevance? :p

[BienvenuJDC]

Is being a fish really living?

[hack]

Would we be living if there were never fish?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that our lives are really dependent on fish?

[hoope]

Do you think fish is that important ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does it matter what I think?

[hoope]

Why do you think i care to know ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[hack]

Do you think you could hold a pen
if fish never evolved a fin?

[hoope]

Do you think i can ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you really believe that I evolved from a fish?

[hoope]

Do u think this is funny ?

[hack]

Yo, did you misplace the y and o?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is this the missing 'y'?

[hoope]

whatS with " u "! Why is it taking all that YOU ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you spell 'you'?

[Snowqueen]

Yes can you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it evident that I can?

[Haunted]

are you you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I me?

[Haunted]

why don't you tell me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you think that I would if I could?

[Haunted]

Why don't you try harder?

[BienvenuJDC]

Try harder doing what?

[Haunted]

do I have to keep reminding you?

[hoope]

What is the right thing to do ?

[Haunted]

You think I know?

[Silas Thorne]

Has the time for thinking started yet?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is left to think about?

[Maryd.]

Do we have to think anyway?

[Silas Thorne]

Can't we think 'whenever' instead of 'anyway'?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you wear the pink shirt?

[Maryd.]

Who told you I wear pink shirts?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I was told, would I be asking now?

[Maryd.]

Why are you asking me about my pink shirt?

[Silas Thorne]

Why can't you ask me in a day or so?

[Maryd.]

What is wrong with you telling me today?

[Silas Thorne]

Can I put my tongue back on first?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why is your tongue out?

[hack]

Who's on first?!?

[Silas Thorne]

Do you know any recipes for tongue?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's on second?

[Silas Thorne]

Second course?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you want to play a game? (asked in antiquated computer voice...famous quote from a 80s movie)

[AmericanEagle]

What kind of game?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you not recognize the quote?

[AmericanEagle]

Was I supposed to recognize it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you not old enough to remember?

[AmericanEagle]

Am I too young?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you seen Matthew Broderick in any pre-Ferris Bueller movies?

[Snowqueen]

Nope, have you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you know who Matthew Broderick is?

[Snowqueen]

Yes I know, have you seen the movie Godzilla?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't that the one where they finally made the monster NOT look cheesy?

[Snowqueen]

It was not a good movie though was it?

[BienvenuJDC]

You didn't think it was as good as Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

[Heathcliff]

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and -something... something... something- might miss it" had a big effect on you, didn't it?

I didn't see that movie, I only like those lines.

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you imagine that I had a crush on the girl?

[Heathcliff]

Do I know who the girl is?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't her name Mia Sara AKA Sloan Peterson? (not so much crushing on her now though)

[Heathcliff]

Is she from that movie we were just talking about that I haven't actually seen?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you finally catching on?

[Heathcliff]

Are you expecting I see something my mum wouldn't want me to?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I say anything about expectations? Why wouldn't you mum want you to see that anyway? Didn't I see it when I was your age...or younger?

[loki456]

when did we start asking so many questions in one go?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there a limit?

[Heathcliff]

Isn't the legal age 21?


Did I say anything about expectations? Why wouldn't you mum want you to see that anyway? Didn't I see it when I was your age...or younger?
Isn't it like American Pie? That's what the kids at school said.

[loki456]

what age? chronological or biological age?

[Heathcliff]

Did I miss your birthday?

[loki456]

did i miss my own birthday again?

[Heathcliff]

Did you like your present?

[loki456]

when did i get presents?

[Heathcliff]

Do you remember anything from your 21st birthday?

[loki456]

how could i remember when everything was shrouded in a drunken haze?

[Heathcliff]

How much can you seriously drink?

[loki456]

how much is a lot?

[Heathcliff]

Can you count it on your fingers or do you need to use your toes?

[loki456]

can i use your fingers and toes to count on as well?

[Heathcliff]

Do you know where shoes went?

[loki456]

why would you lose your shoes?

[Maryd.]

Have you checked in the bathroom?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why...did they have to go?

[Maryd.]

Weren't we looking for your shoes?

[hoope]

Why are we looking for the shoes in the bathroom ??

[Maryd.]

Isn't that where you left them?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you have like 500 pairs anyway?

[Maryd.]

(I wish) Who told you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can I give up my best sources?