Questions Only

[Pendragon]

Doesn't Aimus know chickens cross the road, in this country anyway, to prove to 'possums and armadillos ('possum on the half-shell) that it can be done? http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/tiere/f070.gif

[kathycf]

But doesn't that raise the question of why Aimus crossed the road?

[Madhuri]

Does he want to fetch the chickens for the dinner he is hosting again???

[Pendragon]

Wasn't it because his UFO was out of Petrol again? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/esmil2.gif

[Jay]

When his UFO isn't out of petrol anyway?

[AimusSage]

Do I have to remind you people I have an environmentally friendly UFO that runs on Green Goo?

*commercial*
Green Goo by Martian Knives INC, the number one dessert on Mars, is now available as fuel for your UFO. Get it now at your local asteroïd base and receive a Giant Miniature Pocketknife by Martian Knives INC, FREE!

[Misscaroline]

Why are martians so oxymoronic with their ads, and their Giant Miniature Pocketknives?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't it reflect their personalities? I mean, a martian . . . basically a walking contradiction, right?

[Misscaroline]

Anyone else think that dear ol' Shouty makes an awesome point here?

[ShoutGrace]

Well, isn't that redundant? Isn't it implied that when Shouty makes a point, it is inherently "awesome?" :confused: Doesn't that have something to do with my humb- ah, superb analytical skills? ;)

[Misscaroline]

Anyone want to join me for a good logic thumping of Shouty in order to deflate his ego? And has anyone else ever noticed that the word awesome means to be worthy of awe, yet awful is virtually the same with a pejorative connotation?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it indeed quite true that the word "awful" usually takes on a negative connotation? Is this really necessary? And wasn't it Twain who alerted us all to this pathetic habit?


What does a logical thumping consist of? ^-^

[Misscaroline]

Why does Shouty insist on encroaching on my personal level of impertinence? And why, also, does he question my logical thumping? Shall we beat him about the head and shoulders with syllogisms and deductions?

[ShoutGrace]

Won't I fend you off with reductum ad absurdio's, antithesis' and premises?

[Misscaroline]

Perhaps, but will I not counter with my own absurdities and non sequiturs? Is this battle limited only to the realms of sanity?

[RobinHood3000]

...can I just shoot 'im? ;)

[Misscaroline]

Would you not prefer to cause his ego and pride permanent damage as opposed to fatal wounds?

[RobinHood3000]

Who said they'd be fatal? :D

[Misscaroline]

With you? How can I hope to be sure? Besides, was it not you that offered to wound him?

[RobinHood3000]

Aye - cannot the World's Greatest Archer promise the result of his shots?

[Misscaroline]

Cannot the World's Greatest Archer abstain from using the hot air arrow so often?

[ShoutGrace]

Hmmmm, I think it would appear to be in my best interests to agree with that sentiment at the moment, wouldn't it?

[Misscaroline]

Isn't that obvious, Shouty?:wave:

[ShoutGrace]

Do you not feel even the slightest twinge of regret for getting me in trouble?

[kathycf]

Well, why should she feel regret?! oops, wait shall I insert my qualifying emoticons? ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Madhuri]

Why is Shout in trouble??

[Misscaroline]

Is Shout in trouble? :confused: Is it my fault? What's going on?:lost:

[Pendragon]

Isn't the trouble with the truth that most people don't want to hear it, Shout? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/drowned/iroc-cop.gif

[Misscaroline]

Are you referring to Robin or me?:angel:

[Pendragon]

Which of you feels guilty? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif

[Misscaroline]

What is Latin for "certainly neither"?;)

[ShoutGrace]

How about "imperimus lie-us?" ;)

[subterranean]

And where did you get such term... :)

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it abundantly clear that I am an emminent scholar in latin? :D

[Madhuri]

Shouldnt that be a post in 'Boast' thread??

[ShoutGrace]

Am I not humble? Could I not hide my expertise in the "questions" thread?

[subterranean]

Didn't you just "boast" again?

[Madhuri]

Humble?? :goof: Do you think boasting is humble??

[ShoutGrace]

Didn't you just "boast" again?


Humble?? :goof: Do you think boasting is humble??


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You guys are really quick. :D I won't try to put anything else past you. ;)

Ah, well, I should have known better, huh? :)

[subterranean]

Suppose he has his own definition of "humble"?

[Madhuri]

Does his dictionary say being Humble = Boasting?? :)

[ShoutGrace]

Wouldn't your dictionary say that if you were as utterly brilliant as me? :rolleyes:




:D

[Madhuri]

Dont you think being 'utterly brilliant' is a bit boring?? :goof: *that molly was way down*

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't "merit win the soul?" :D

[subterranean]

Doesn't "merit win the soul?" :D

Ah, how can anyone disagree on that? ;)

[Madhuri]

Can I also agree to it??

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't you the very progenitor of the phrase?

[Madhuri]

Does that mean I have a meritorious soul??

[ShoutGrace]

I'd be just stupid to deny that, wouldn't I? Is it possible that when you chose your signature you did so with yourself in mind? :D

[Pendragon]

Vos specto nos gluttio talis recubo vacuus sapor? roughly You expect us to swallow that bad-tasting lie?:lol:

[zanna]

What about eating humble pie?

[aeroport]

Don't the last two posts kind of rhyme?

[zanna]

Why does that strike me as an asture observation?

[aeroport]

Do you mean "astute" or "austere"?

[zanna]

Good question . . .astute . . . you know what happens when you stay up late?

[aeroport]

If I said "no" I might be lying, but would you tell me anyway?

[zanna]

Do you really want me to tell you?

[Misscaroline]

Isn't it obvious? Would he be asking if he didn't?

[Madhuri]

Why do people want to know only that thing which should be a secret?

[Misscaroline]

Didn't the sage predict long ago that curiousity would be the death of Miss Caroline?

[Pendragon]

Only if Miss Caroline happens to be a talking cat, is this the case? http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/cat.gif

[Misscaroline]

And what if MC were a loquatious kitten?

[Pendragon]

Then the sage would indeed have predicted your demise-- "Curiosity killed the cat", non? http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/poke/053.gif

[Misscaroline]

What if the sage leaves failed to burn when the sage cast them into the fire to see my fate?

[AimusSage]

isn't that part of the computer simulation?

[Misscaroline]

Say what?...

[AimusSage]

Didn't the sage use modern technology to predict what he predicted?

[Misscaroline]

How can that be? Didn't you know I was referring to the ancient Oracle at Delphi?

[Madhuri]

Couldnt that generation gap be filled up??

[Misscaroline]

How am I supposed to know?

[Madhuri]

Arent you the disciple of that oracle?? :p

[Misscaroline]

How did you know?:D

[AimusSage]

Didn't the ancient greeks use time travel????

[Misscaroline]

Isn't that clear to you right now????

[AimusSage]

You do know I often mix up the ancient Greeks with the early martians who founded Martian Knives INC! right?

[Misscaroline]

Well, isn't it clear that the Greeks used time travel if I'm here right now? Do I seem like I was born in the right century? And besides, couldn't those ancient civilizations have been one in the same?

[AimusSage]

You mean to say that Martian Knives INC! the inventors of the Giant Miniature Pocketknife, (which is their number one seller this holiday season, thanks to their Green Goo fuel action) are the ancient Greeks?

[Madhuri]

Can I get a job in this company?? Will I get a license to hunt and kill??

[AimusSage]

Will I get a license to hunt and kill??
Don't you think that's only possible if you apply for a position in upper management?

[Madhuri]

Do I have to use a lot of butter, to get this job?? :p

Will my experience of having killed 'numerous' ants, mosquitoes and roaches be of any help here?? I just want to be well prepared....:p :D

[Pendragon]

I thought the Sage consulted tea leaves, you're saying he burned sage leaves? Was he a consummate consumer of weed? http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/tye-dye_smilie.gif

[Laindessiel]

Well, I thought the Sage ATE the tea leaves?! Wouldn't it be better if he also included the cup, the saucer and the teaspoon for his lunch so some Martians could dry-run him and tell if he's really a Martian or not? Huh, do you reckon he just nicked that Giant Miniature Pocketknife from that Martian Company Inc.?

[Pendragon]

Giant Minature? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/Bizkit/peoples.gif

[Laindessiel]

See? See how insane and un-Martian he is? Did you choke on that one, Uncle Pen? Haha!!

[Pendragon]

That wouldn't be a Genuine Imitation as well, would it? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/s045.gif

[toni]

Oh I dunno. Do you think the next one would be as clueless as I am? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/h030.gif

[Madhuri]

I have a clue about everything, but whats the problem?? :p :D

[toni]

Don't ask me! :D For I have no clue whatsoever. Am I really this stupid? :confused:

[Madhuri]

Do I want to see myself dead by the Warrior Maiden, if I said so?? :p :D

[ShoutGrace]

Just what exactly are you implying here, Madhuri? :eek:

[Madhuri]

Isnt Toni a Warrior Maiden?? (avy) Dont you think if I validated her view, i'll be gone in no time?? :p :D

[ShoutGrace]

Do you think it is best to refute her view? Can we use her coruscating posts as evidence against her?

[ktd222]

Yeah????????

[Madhuri]

Does that mean I have some hope? :D

[zanna]

How can anybody else know how much hope you have? Are we mind-readers? :goof:

[Laindessiel]

Maybe yes, maybe no, but can I have your pity that we have no more apples left for dessert?

[Madhuri]

Would you like pity or love?? Love seems like a better choice to me...:D

[zanna]

If love's the better choice, why do so many people pity themselves, that they don't have any love?

[Laindessiel]

They pity themselves but they love their souls, don't they? I mean, ego centers around each of us that we forget to proclaim humbleness that each of us does have, ain't it?

[zanna]

So, they only pity themselves because they already love themselves? Why can't they share the love with other people, and not be so self-centered?

[toni]

Do I want to see myself dead by the Warrior Maiden, if I said so?? :p :D

Do you think I am actually capable of slashing the Sweet Maddie with my Katana?:lol:


Isnt Toni a Warrior Maiden?? (avy) Dont you think if I validated her view, i'll be gone in no time?? :p :D

Do you think it is best to refute her view? Can we use her coruscating posts as evidence against her?

I am a Warrior Maiden this way:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/280px-Zhangziyihero.jpg

http://ziyiphoto.free.fr/photos/Hero/ziyihero03.jpg

__________________________________________________ ___________

Oh I dont know anything about love! Don't you think I am far too young to be knowledgeable of such ?

[Madhuri]

Dont you think it just happens and you wont even have any knowledge that it has happened?? :D

[Pendragon]

Do you think I am actually capable of slashing the Sweet Maddie with my Katana?:lol:




I am a Warrior Maiden this way:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/280px-Zhangziyihero.jpg

http://ziyiphoto.free.fr/photos/Hero/ziyihero03.jpg

Now do you see why I call Toni my Samauri?

[Pendragon]

Do you think I am actually capable of slashing the Sweet Maddie with my Katana?:lol:




I am a Warrior Maiden this way:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/280px-Zhangziyihero.jpg

http://ziyiphoto.free.fr/photos/Hero/ziyihero03.jpg

Now do you see why I call Toni my Samauri? And Lain, The Daffodil Fairy, my Flower? http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/bof/dragons/fdragon.gif

[RobinHood3000]

But samurai are Japanese - aren't kung fu maidens Chinese? :p

[Laindessiel]

How can I compose into a question a "thank you" for Uncle Pen? He is my Dragon, the Saviour of this little flower, isn't he? :blush:

[zanna]

Well, is he, or isn't he?

[Pendragon]

Well, don't cross between the Dragon and his nieces, OK? http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-wishdragon.gif And Robin, my Samurai and my Flower are Filipino, non? If Toni accepts my calling her my Samurai, I would think the best part of valor not to argue with a Warrior Maiden with a pair of Katana, think you not so?

[kathycf]

I would think the best part of valor not to argue with a Warrior Maiden with a pair of Katana, think you not so?
Isn't it always sound advice to never cross any sort of maiden with a pair of Katana or even a single bodice dagger? :D

[Misscaroline]

How many times must I point out that it was a single bodice dagger and multiple concealed blades elsewhere???:blush:

[kathycf]

But didn't I say single? As to where the other items were concealed...well, you don't want to take away the element of surprise, do you? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Wouldn't most find that a little too surprising?

[Madhuri]

Where is it concealed anyways?? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't that for the guys to find out? :blush:

[Pendragon]

Have you ever been stabbed? Believe me when I say that burning pain is not the way you want to find out that someone is carrying a concealed blade, and that is the usual way of finding out, is it not? :flare:

[RobinHood3000]

Did I say I'd be stabbed by it? Couldn't I come across it in the process of...erm...frisking? :blush:

[Madhuri]

So that is what guys will do??? Frisking?? hmmmm

:lol: Robin you are too much....poor Carol....:lol:

[zanna]

Frisking? Is that anything like the cat food? Lol, couldn't resist. :)

[Poetess]

where`s the question?

[kathycf]

Isn't the question about the friskiness of Robin? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Can there be any question about it? :brow:

[zanna]

You could question anything, tho, couldn't you?

[Pendragon]

When "frisking" with a lady whom you already know is carrying a concealed blade, Robin, my dear younger brother, you did know about a lady named "Lorena Bobbit", did you not? :blush: YEOWCH! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/bigeek.gif

[zanna]

Does he really know much of anything?

just kidding, robin.

[Madhuri]

Doesnt he know everything about everything? :p

[zanna]

Why would anyone even try to claim that? :)

[Misscaroline]

Isn't it true that Robin's ego needs a little deflating?? My my, did my little blades create this big of a stir? Didn't you all know that Robin will never find them all, nor will any man? :shifty:

[AutumnGal]

Does frisking one deflate ones ego?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it only deflating if one gets poked with a carefully placed bodice dagger?

[AutumnGal]

Did anyone call for Craig T. Nelson?

[Madhuri]

Has the dagger been used already? ;) What level is the ego now??

[AutumnGal]

Does the head swell to accomodate the ego?

[Pendragon]

Why does it seem that someone avoided the "Lorena Bobbit" question? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gif Do I get the feeling that someone knows that story all too well? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c060.gif :blush: :blush: :blush:

[RobinHood3000]

Why do you think I took to wearing an adamantium jock strap? :p

[Pendragon]

Could you image what old John went through when he arrived at the ER like That? I mean besides all male personal curling up in a fetal position? :lol: And then he gets the interesting news, "Oh, by the by, sir, we've located your ... and the doctor is talking about how do you feel about reconstructive surgery?" :blush: :rolleyes:

[RobinHood3000]

Can't you just hear him screaming, "PUT IT BACK ON!! FOR THE LOVE OF CUPID, PUT IT BACK ON!!!"?

[AutumnGal]

Would you have dated Lorena Bobbitt after that fiasco?

[zanna]

Who's Lorena Bobbit?
(Smack me if you will, but it is a half-sincere question. I don't know anything about anything.)

[AutumnGal]

You've never heard of Mrs. Bobbitt?

(She was popularized in the USA in 1993 after severing a portion of her husbands penis with a kitchen knife while he was sleeping.)

[Shalot]

Does Loreena Bobbit scare the heck out of you? Do reattached appendages perform as well once they have been severed and reattached?

[Pendragon]

Would I be too forward in thinking I speak for the entire male population of the LitNet when I say, "We have no wish to find out from personal experience?" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae36.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Do you even have to say it? :eek:

[Poetess]

what is it?

[AutumnGal]

Have you never heard that Mr. Bobbitt became a male porn star?

(Apparently, it works quite well. :D)

[Misscaroline]

:sick: Does anyone else feel nauseous after reading the pornstar bit? And is there scarring to be seen? Is it like Cindy Crawford's trademark? :sick:

[zanna]

What's Cindy's trademark, or do I want to know?
I only know about the mole on her face. :lol:

[Miss Darcy]

Who on earth is Cindy Crawford?

[Madhuri]

Isnt she Candy who became Cindy? :D

[Miss Darcy]

Is she? :D

[Madhuri]

Maybe. What do you think? Does she really look like a candy?

[Miss Darcy]

Would it not depend on the eye of the beholder? :p

[ShoutGrace]

What is this CindybarCandy's trademark? Is it at all naughty? Why did it make MC cringe?

[Miss Darcy]

Do we actually have another player around? May we salutate? :p

[Madhuri]

Are you referring to Shout? Isnt he the master of his game? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't you complimentary, Maddie? You know I'm thinking about mentioning your avatar in the "Rate the avatar" thread?

You two two aren't trying to attract attention away from CandybarCindy, are you?

[Miss Darcy]

You two two aren't trying to attract attention away from CandybarCindy, are you?

How could we even dream of it? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't her alleged "trademark" just pique your curiosity so? :D I wonder what it is . . . ?

[Madhuri]

If I say, yes, I/we are trying to divert the attention to you, then? Will you try to make a attempt to bring it back to Cindy? :D

And, my avatar is what Miss T made for me..:) She is very thoughtful, so, if you have to mention, then do so about Miss T :) Its not my doing...

[Miss Darcy]

Her trademark, or curiosity? Curiosity is, after all, inherently a very interesting psychological phenomenon - do not you agree?

Edit: Is it possible to beat Madhuri to a post? :p

[ShoutGrace]

If I say, yes, I/we are trying to divert the attention to you, then? Will you try to make a attempt to bring it back to Cindy? :D


She's much more interesting than I am, I suspect. ;)



Her trademark, or curiosity? Curiosity is, after all, inherently a very interesting psychological phenomenon - do not you agree?

Curiosity is actually a . . . wait a second!! You're just diverting attention again, aren't you!! :eek:


Edit: Is it possible to beat Madhuri to a post? :p

She's fast, isn't she?

[Madhuri]

What is not so interesting about you? Why dont you try to be a CandyBar like her? ;) We'll discuss all of it in detail :D Why did you not explain what curiosity is?

[ShoutGrace]

Why do I still think that you are just avoiding the most interesting question here? :D Are you worried that you might discover that CandyBar's trademark is something illicit? Or perhaps simply mundane? :(

[Miss Darcy]

Would you both forgive me if I (diverting attention yet again) partook myself offline for an ominous amount of hours to fulfill a grandly important commitment with the T.V.?

[ShoutGrace]

:eek: :eek:

Surely time spent here would be more rewarding, edifying, fulfilling, interesting and stimulating? :D

[Miss Darcy]

Have you ever seen any Peter Sellers Pink Panther movie that is not rewarding, edifying, fulfilling, interesting and stimulating? :p

And apart from that - has the inarticulate but dumbly pressing T.V. shocked you out of your concern for Cindy the Candy Girl? :D

Or am I being too hopeful...?

[zanna]

No, n/a and what's to hope for anyway? Who's been causing all the trouble?

[Madhuri]

Why do people like tv so much? :(

Isnt it Shout who is the real trouble maker? :D

[zanna]

Why are people asking multiple questions, and why do you think I like TV? And, why's Shout such a troublemaker?

[Madhuri]

Is it possible that I might have referred to Miss Darcy's post? (for TV)

Dont you think Shout creates a lot of fuss when he is getting all the attention? ;) Why does he do it?

[ShoutGrace]

Isnt it Shout who is the real trouble maker? :D


And, why's Shout such a troublemaker?

Am not! :p Don't listen to that baddie Maddie!!


Dont you think Shout creates a lot of fuss when he is getting all the attention? ;) Why does he do it?

Have I not been trying ardently attempting to deflect attention towards CandybarCindy's "trademark" for a number of posts now?!? :rolleyes: :D

[Madhuri]

Who wouldnt like all the attention, especially ONLY female attention? ;) Why is Shout still running after Cindy? :D

*I guess I am in this mood today, to really annoy someone.*

[ShoutGrace]

:eek: :eek:

Wasn't I merely suggesting that we devote a little bit of attention to her, at least? :D

[Madhuri]

Dont you think 'we' should include only guys, if referring to Cindy? :D

And, besides, dont you think we know more about you than Cindy? :)

[ShoutGrace]

Well, if you know more about me, doesn't it make sense to talk about Cindy then? :D

[Madhuri]

Is she a good philosopher like you?

[ShoutGrace]

:D Isn't it probable that if she has half a brain she can "out philosophize" me? :D Is it possible that this is her tradmark? Philosophy?

[Madhuri]

What is the product she is trying to obtain the trademark for? Is philosophy fashionable?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't she already have a trademark? Isn't that what MC said a few pages back? :p Aren't we trying to discover what it is?

[Madhuri]

Why has this become more like a vicious circle? :rolleyes:

[Pendragon]

Can we vote to call him "Pouty Shouty" if he calls her "Baddie Maddie" again? Doesn't it sound like "sour grapes"? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/dvvico.gif

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't "Baddie Maddie" not only a self appointed appellation of Maddie's but also a term of endearment?


Why has this become more like a vicious circle? :rolleyes:

Because you relentlessly try to prevent us from truly discovering CandybarCindy's infamous "trademark?" :confused: :D

[Pendragon]

Why does it sound like a term of embarassment? Would you anger the Dragon who protects the maidens of the forum? http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-wishdragon.gif As for Cindy, check an old "Victoria's Secrets Catalog", because Victoria can't be keeping too many secrets in there, can she? :blush:

[Nightshade]

Who is cindy and why are we buying victorias secret catalogues??

[Pendragon]

Shouty wanted to know Cindy Crawford's apparently naughty secret, (I wouldn't know), but she used to be a Victoria's Secrets model, so I suggested he look there, capisce? ;)

[Madhuri]

Thanks, Pen, I knew someone will rescue me from the vicious circle that Shout was trying to knit.

This is just for you Pen http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/a055.gif

Has Shout browsed the catalogue? Did he find what he was looking for? ;)

[Shadowsarin]

Why is my reply to that question going to have absolutly no relevence to it?

[kathycf]

Hmm, is that a typical male response to a lingerie catalog?
Has Pouty Shouty found what he needed in the catalog? :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Don't you mean who he needed? :p

[Madhuri]

Could it be that Shout is looking for something for himself in that catalogue? :goof: :lol:

[Shadowsarin]

By the looks of this forum, would it be too outragous to say that he wouldn't be the first one?

[Madhuri]

:eek2: :lol:

Are you going to help Shout in making his pick? :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't Shout find that a little awkward? :p

[Madhuri]

Awkward? Wasnt he the one interested in Cindy's trademark? :goof:

[AutumnGal]

Did you know the first agency Cindy ever went to told her she'd have to remove that "trademark" if she ever wanted to work?

[Poetess]

Do you know why the guy in Biblio`s avatar is suffocating the naked girl under him? :?

[Madhuri]

Isnt it a white bed linen?

[kathycf]

Isn't a bed linen another word for sheet? :p Is that just the silliest question and too bad I could not think of another?

[Pendragon]

ACK! Has the delicacy of the Dragon's refined personality become subjected to an overabundance of bedroom references and slightly veiled R-rated scenery? :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[kathycf]

Has it?
Have you ever shopped at Linens N things? Their sheets are very nice and only just a little bed-roomey, eh? ;)

[Pendragon]

You kidding? I once bought my wifey a nightgown and the nice black lady that I checked out with, in a bloomin' SEARS store, of all things, managed to almost make me crawl under a table and it wasn't all that-- know what I mean? :blush: :blush:

[RobinHood3000]

Who doesn't know what you mean? It couldn't have been that bad, could it?

[kathycf]

Maybe the cashier wanted to go on her break and eat a snack and didn't think the nightgown was naughty at all?

[Miss Darcy]

What has that have to do with Robin's post? Or - ooooooooooooooh - am I, in my nonsufficient scrutinisation :p missing something?

Or is it something more mundane, like a topic of nightgowns on the previous page? Am I right? Should I scrutinise?

[Pendragon]

Me? Mr. Naive? Oh, yeah, the saleslady made me blush until you could light a firecracker off my face over her comments on my choice of nightware for the little lady all right! Do you know I haven't bought another nighty since? :blush: :blush: :blush: Do you know I would have to be the world's greatest disguise expert to go anywhere near that department in a store? :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Madhuri]

Do you know I just rolled off my chair laughing after reading this? :lol::lol::lol: You are so sweet, Pen.

I now understand why some people are like that when they have to buy gifts. I think thats why my mother says "After all these years of marriage, your father couldnt even buy a handkerchief for me :rolleyes:" Oh, my poor mother :lol:

[kathycf]

Perhap the saleslady was jealous that she did not have such a nice husband to buy her nightgowns? Or handkerchiefs even?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Do you know why the guy in Biblio`s avatar is suffocating the naked girl under him? :?

I will repeeeeeeeat! Do you know the reason why the guy in BibliophileTRJ`s avatar is suffocating the lady under him? it`s really driving me crazy


I am very sorry if this has upset you......

There is NO lady in my avatar! Just a man on a bed with his arms wrapped around a pillow. Nothing violent or sadistic. Just a perfectly sculpted male body.

This is the second time that someone has mentioned my avatar in a "negative" manner; so I'll put it to a vote. If 3 or more LitNeters want me to change it, I'll bow to the collective will, and do so.

Poetess - Shall I count you as the first vote for change?


Sorry to not reply sooner...... I rarely if ever check this thread.

[kathycf]

Goodness, shouldn't we all have the avatars that we ourselves like? There aren't any LitNet avy police, are there?


*looks behind back nervously....* ;)

[Miss Darcy]

Ah - so I was right that it's really just all sheets and pillows and things he is "suffocating"? And how is anyone supposed to make a statement like "yea" or "no" in the "Questions Only" thread?

And am I right that avatars have replaced nightgowns as a subject of discussion?

[Pendragon]

Why not? I still think you need a Stradivarius for an atvar, Miss D., being a lady of refinement and musical talent—did I mention charming? ;) http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/SLK.gif

[Laindessiel]

Who is? Miss Darcy or her avatar? Uncle Pen doesn't confuse me most of the time, you know?

[zanna]

Which do you think it is? And are you easily confused? (lol, just kidding, lain)

[Madhuri]

The avatar doesnt look like a Miss Darcy, does it? :)

[Pendragon]

You didn't know Miss D plays classicial violin? She has many talents but is way to modest to sing her own praises--thus the refined lady, yes? ;)

[kathycf]

Would I ever disagree with you, Pen? :D

[Pendragon]

I am supposed to answer that? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/aha1blue.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Does the thread title say to?

[kathycf]

Are you trying to confuse me? :p

[The Jackle]

Is it just you or evryone? Are you drawing up contraversy? Is your confusion causing confusion by questioning if this threat is confusing?

[Yelena]

too confusing...

[The Jackle]

lol??????????

[Pendragon]

Aren't you already confused? :(

[Madhuri]

What can be done to get over this confusion?

[AutumnGal]

Can we ask a completely different type of question?

[ennison]

Is Kant's 'Metaphysics of Ethics' still being discussed in this forum or?

[kathycf]

Can it just be a random question, perhaps asking what some of you had for dinner?

[Miss Darcy]

Why not? I still think you need a Stradivarius for an atvar, Miss D., being a lady of refinement and musical talent—did I mention charming?

Did I mention that I think a School for Elegant Flattery co-founded by Uncle Pen and ShoutGrace would be well-received? ;)

Did I not at one point (my memory has its moods) actually have a Stradivarius for an avatar?

Would it surprise anyone if I told them that I sometimes use the "Messiah" Stradivarius as an icon in other places?

And Kathy, why not? Nevertheless, how would you expect us to answer? :D Seeing as this thread is built of the fabric of questions only?

And how are you going to answer me? Should I look forward to the answer? Is it possible for me to not look forward to it...?

Is anybody else dreadfully (terribly) sleepy?

[Madhuri]

Arent these tooooo many questions? Do you want a reply in one word only? Do you think that it will be possible?

[kathycf]

Can it be possible to have too many questions in a questions only thread?

Shall we take one at a time, though? Miss Darcy, maybe you could post something along the lines of this?

Hey, would you folks believe that I had an artichoke omelette for dinner?:p

[Pendragon]

Well, Shouty, do you think we should found such a school as Miss D requests, in her most genital, delicately phrased, charm-the-birds-from-the-trees way of speaking? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a070.gif

[Madhuri]

What will be admission criteria? :D

[Poetess]

how are you

[Miss Darcy]

Does anyone else love Rachmaninov?
(Is this amount of questions moderate enough? :D)

[Pendragon]

Criteria for admittance, dearest, beloved flower of India? Are you able with the written word to give a person the feeling that they are the center of the universe, and that the sun, moon, and stars are pale nothings in comparison to the radiance of their smile and that their presence in any situation causes columbines to sprout where they walk and inanimate objects to play Rachmaninov at their passing? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/k015.gif

[ennison]

'Can it be possible to have too many questions in a questions only thread?'
The answer to that Kathycf is yes if some folks take the game VERY seriously. I know to my chagrin!
Would a statement be a completly different form of question?
You have a sister?

[Miss Darcy]

Would "bravo" be the word, Pendragon? :)

[Pendragon]

If it charms the person it is intended to charm. perhaps. Otherwise I must find deeper expressions of quality to enchant maiden fair, to cause a dainty bloom of blush upon her fair cheek, wouldn't you agree? ;)

[Madhuri]

How will you impress and already impressed person, Pen? :)

[Pendragon]

It is my experience, mon cher, that a lady never tires of hearing how lovely or how wonderful that she is, so I will never run of of enchanting phrases to bewitch and charm those about me, is this not so, my dove from India in the golden sari? ;)

[Madhuri]

What can I say, Pen? :blush: What do you feed you soul, Pen, that you always have only nice things to say? :)

[Pendragon]

Is it not written that the soul must be fed on love so that it may pass that love along to others? :)

[ennison]

Is there not fun to be found in elegant flirtatiousness?

[Madhuri]

Dont you think you need to enroll in the School of Elegant Flattery, co-founded by Pen and Shout, to learn such skills?

[kathycf]

I wonder if financial aid is available at such a fine instituition?

[the Last 13]

were you serious about enrolling there?

[kathycf]

And why not? Is it not the very best school of it's kind with charming faculty?

If you are the last 13, where are the 12 that came before you? Welcome to litnet, how are you? :)

[the Last 13]

how should I know where there are? lost? thanks for the invite, I think?

[whelai]

what do you mean? the faculty?

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"= )" hey guyz..

[the Last 13]

what do you think she meant? isn't it obvious?

[Miss Darcy]

I hope no one finds this an intrusion, but - what are we talking about?