Questions Only

[Maryd.]

Do you want to give them up?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would they be faithful to me if I did?

[hoope]

Why r we still talking about those shoes ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What shoes?

[hoope]

OMG ...Hows the weather like today ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Where?

[Maryd.]

Why do we always get on the subject of weather?

[hoope]

What's wrong in talking about the weather? ( sounds peaceful :P)

[Maryd.]

Well, what else is there to talk about?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is everybody wearing today?

[Maryd.]

Were we suppose to get dressed?

[hoope]

Is someone getting dressed ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wasn't the question simple enough? Can't you answer the question directly...no matter the answer? ;)

[Maryd.]

Why must these questions be so complicated?

[BienvenuJDC]

What that really that complicated?

[hoope]

(Don't you know that its only a question game.. No answers.. couldn't think fo better dude )
Are you like Jethro ?

[Maryd.]

Did you just call me a man?

[neilgee]

Do I look like I just asked you if are a man?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I miss something?

[Maryd.]

Why does everyone assume I am male?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who assumed that you were male?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would I know?

[Maryd.]

Do I look like a man?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does this seem like a trap question?

[Maryd.]

Why, do you feel trapped?

[Virgil]

Was the trap painful?

[Maryd.]

Are you still in the trap?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I?

[Maryd.]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you confused yet?

[Maryd.]

Do you think confusing me will get you a medal?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you have housework to do?

[Maryd.]

Weren't you going to help me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you with me or against me?

[hoope]

Are you still insisting on that ?

[Maryd.]

The question is are you with me?

[hoope]

Do i have any choice ?

[Maryd.]

Why don't you decide?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you keep asking me questions?

[Maryd.]

Why won't you just answer them already?

[AmericanEagle]

Do I have the answers?

[Maryd.]

Does anyone have the answers?

[AmericanEagle]

Are the answers obvious?

[Maryd.]

Where are the answers?

[hoope]

Why are we only asking question ?? hehehehe :D

[AmericanEagle]

Don't you know the rules of the game?

[BienvenuJDC]

This is a game?

[AmericanEagle]

Is this thread not in the games forum?

[BienvenuJDC]

What forum?

[AmericanEagle]

You don't see a forum?

[BienvenuJDC]

How are you doing today?

[AmericanEagle]

Would you be surprised if I told you that I'm doing well?

[BienvenuJDC]

Should I be surprised when you have such a good friend to cheer you?

[AmericanEagle]

And who would that good friend be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't that be...uh....Haunted?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it polite to talk about someone when they're not here?

[BienvenuJDC]

But isn't it all complimentary toward her?

[Maryd.]

I'm back, what did I miss?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you not see the new thread?

[AmericanEagle]

The new thread that you started?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you see it?

[Maryd.]

Why do I always miss everything?

[AmericanEagle]

What else are you missing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why aren't you painting?

[AmericanEagle]

Should I help Mary paint?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you at her house?

[AmericanEagle]

Where does she live?

[Maryd.]

Will anyone help me paint?

[AmericanEagle]

Can you give me directions to your house?

[Maryd.]

Why don't you use a map?

[AmericanEagle]

Why would I have a map of Melbourne?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you two arguing?

[Maryd.]

Who said we were arguing?

[Satan]

Why can't I say what I want to?

[Maryd.]

What do you want to say?

[AmericanEagle]

Would you listen to what I say?

[Maryd.]

Would you tell me, if I listened?

[AmericanEagle]

What would you like me to tell you?

[Maryd.]

What are you willing to say?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there any sense to this?

[AmericanEagle]

You don't think this makes sense?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you have a good Chinese New Year?

[AmericanEagle]

Can I say yes, I did?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you?

[AmericanEagle]

Didn't I just say it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Were you being cryptic?

[AmericanEagle]

What is the point of being cryptic?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to be mysterious?

[AmericanEagle]

You don't like a mystery?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who said I didn't like mysteries?

[AmericanEagle]

What kind of mysteries do you like?

[Silas Thorne]

Didn't you have a mysterectomy?

[AmericanEagle]

Wasn't it you who had the mysterectomy?

[Silas Thorne]

Who am I?

[AmericanEagle]

Do I know you?

[Silas Thorne]

Could it be that you have forgotten?

[AmericanEagle]

Have we met before?

[Silas Thorne]

Can reading and responding to someone's lines in espace be defined as meeting?

[AmericanEagle]

So you're saying that we're meeting in espace?

[Silas Thorne]

Should I say 'pleased to meet you', and doff my imaginary hat then?

[AmericanEagle]

Is it customary to do that?

[Silas Thorne]

What would be better suited to an emeeting?

[AmericanEagle]

How about a wave? :wave:

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you surf?

[Silas Thorne]

Can eagles surf?

[AmericanEagle]

Can eagles surf without waves?

[Silas Thorne]

Could eagles surf the airwaves?

[AmericanEagle]

Would they have their own radio station?

[Silas Thorne]

What would it be called?

[AmericanEagle]

Do you have any suggestions?

[Maryd.]

Why, don't you have any ideas?

[AmericanEagle]

Can you help me think of a name?

[Maryd.]

Can't you think?

[AmericanEagle]

What do you think?

[Maryd.]

Why should I alwyas do the thinking?

[AmericanEagle]

So you want me to do the thinking?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you agree that to think is to dream?

[AmericanEagle]

So I should dream of a name for a radio station?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that your desire?

[AmericanEagle]

Do I have another desire?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I supposed to know your desires?

[AmericanEagle]

Aren't you clairvoyant?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I can even spell clairo...?

[AmericanEagle]

Are you a bad speller?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you questioning my intelligence?

[AmericanEagle]

Are you intelligent?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you even need to ask?

[AmericanEagle]

Is that a 'yes'?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I answer that will people consider me conceited?

[AmericanEagle]

Is arrogance attractive?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does my expression give you a hint?
:frown2:

[AmericanEagle]

Are you arrogant?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I am?

[AmericanEagle]

Does it matter what I think?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't your previous question indicate that it does?

[AmericanEagle]

Would you care if I think you're arrogant?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would it hurt me?

[AmericanEagle]

How would I know if it would hurt you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you be saying that I fit in a three letter group?

[AmericanEagle]

What three letter group?

[BienvenuJDC]

You really didn't get that?

[AmericanEagle]

Was that supposed to be someone's name?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you add 3+3?

[AmericanEagle]

You don't think I can add?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are not all figures added in different increments?

[AmericanEagle]

Can you rephrase that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you really need me to?

[AmericanEagle]

I asked you to rephrase it, didn't I?

[BienvenuJDC]

What if I don't want to?

[AmericanEagle]

Would you really refuse?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't I just refuse?

[AmericanEagle]

Are you trying to be mean?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I succeeding?

[AmericanEagle]

Wouldn't you rather be a nice person?

[Heathcliff]

Did you just say Bien was nice?

[AmericanEagle]

Did he become a mean person?

[Heathcliff]

Do princes become frogs?

(Nah, Bien's an angel.)

[AmericanEagle]

Then why is he refusing to rephrase his question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can he even remember his question?

[Heathcliff]

Why must he question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't that the name of the game?

[Heathcliff]

In this game, am I 'it'?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't you 'it' in every game?

[Heathcliff]

Am I always the centre of attention?

:party: :blush:

[toni]

wouldn't you want to be the center of attention?

[Heathcliff]

Would you like the power to turn invisible?

[toni]

how do you know I haven't got it right now?

[Heathcliff]

How can you prove it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can't I see you right now?

[Heathcliff]

Is my school uniform neat and tidy?

[toni]

didn't you just bleach it pink and purple last night?

[Heathcliff]

Do you wear glasses?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you see the glare?

/OjO\

[Maryd.]

What's wrong with your eyes?

[AmericanEagle]

Can you see?

[Maryd.]

More to the point, can you hear?

[BienvenuJDC]

Huh??

[aliengirl]

Have you nothing more to say?

[Heathcliff]

Can you turn the music down?

[snowdrop17]

Which music?

[Heathcliff]

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
Pretty funny actually, if you're into HP.

[tailor STATELY]

Can you hear my pacemaker race ?

[Maryd.]

Can you find your pacemaker?

[snowdrop17]

Have you checked it?

[Heathcliff]

Did you put the batteries in the right way?

[tailor STATELY]

Where did I put the batteries ?!?!?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are those you ears?

[Maryd.]

Why, do you want them?

[BienvenuJDC]

Huh??

[tailor STATELY]

Should I rephrase the question ?

[BienvenuJDC]

What??

[tailor STATELY]

Can you hear the laughter from on far ?

[Maryd.]

Are you laughing at me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you find all this amusing?

[Maryd.]

Is it wrong to find it all amusing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to justify yourself?

[Maryd.]

Why should I justify myself?

[Haunted]

Maybe because you did something bad?

[Maryd.]

Oh and what was it?

[Haunted]

you really didn't remember what you did at the bar?

[Maryd.]

Um, er, what did I do at the bar?

[Haunted]

You don't really want me to tell everyone, do you?

[millymichaelson]

Shouldn't you tell everybody anyway?

[Haunted]

wouldn't that cause a scandal?

[Maryd.]

Who said I was involved in a scandal?

[millymichaelson]

Guily conscience?

[Maryd.]

Who says I'm guilty?

[millymichaelson]

Aren't the guilty ones always defensive?

[Maryd.]

How do you know I am guilty?

[millymichaelson]

So, are you saying you aren't guilty?

[Maryd.]

Would you believe me, if I said no?

[millymichaelson]

Are you sick of this scandal talk yet?

[Haunted]

shall I bring you a sick bag?

[Maryd.]

What else would you like to talk about?

[millymichaelson]

haha, how do you turn a phrase?

[Maryd.]

Why would would you want t o turn a prhase?

[Haunted]

What phrase?

[Maryd.]

Has anyone seen a phrase?

[BienvenuJDC]

Which phrase were you looking for?

[tailor STATELY]

What's your sign ?

[Maryd.]

What sign?

[tailor STATELY]

Is a 'stop' sign part of the zodiac ?

[jhonerliz]

what is your zodiac sign?

[tailor STATELY]

Where dwells fell Scorpio ?

[snowdrop17]

Which Scorpio?

[Maryd.]

Scorpio who?

[tailor STATELY]

Does Scorpio have a last name ?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why is your first name in all lower case, while your last name is in all capitals?

[Haunted]

maybe he is royalty?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't you royalty too?

[snowdrop17]

Aren't you a bishop?

[Haunted]

don't you know that I'm a nun?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to escape a past?

[Haunted]

can I answer that after I finish my prayers?

[aliengirl]

For how long will you pray?

[Haunted]

How about until my prayers are answered?

[aliengirl]

How will you know that?

[Maryd.]

And how long will that take?

[Haunted]

are you patient?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who are you praying to?

[aliengirl]

Don't you know?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you an alien life form?

[samercury]

How would you find out?

[aliengirl]

What is life form?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know what a form of life is?

[Haunted]

Why are you talking in circles?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who are you talking to?

[Haunted]

Am I talking to the wall again?

[BienvenuJDC]

oh...am I a wall again?