Questions Only

[Pendragon]

Have we MET everyone in the universe, you think? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/c040.gif

[ShoutGrace]

Is it necessary to know each person in the Universe in order to decide whether Aimus is the best turniper or not?

Isn't that just self-evident?

[fitzgolden]

Just how do you define "known universe"?

[Pendragon]

How do we even know that you are not a figment of our own deluded minds?
Can we be truly certain of anything when Science states that personal experience is not valid proof? That eyewitness testimony, the very evidence that sends many to prison or to the death house, is notoriously unreliable? Is then there any way to define “known universe”, when it seems that everything known is subject to severe question? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gif

[ShoutGrace]

Can we not be sure the Aimus is the best turniper, regardless of whether we even know if we or he exists?

Aren't turnips 'truer' in that sense?

[kathycf]

Don't we need to suspend reality, so to speak, to thus declare Aimus the best turniper in the universe? Did that make any sense at all? ;)

[AimusSage]

What does reality have to do with me, or turnips for that matter?

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't turnips one of the finer essences in our known reality?

[kathycf]

ShoutGrace, did you know I agree with you, wholeheartedly?
Aimus, why do you ask what does reality have to do with you? Are you not part of the fabric of reality? Are not turnips as well?

[AimusSage]

What if I told you I live in a black hole?

[ShoutGrace]

Are people allowed to ask questions when they are situated in a black hole?

Or do you leave your abode when intending to ask questions?

[Pendragon]

Could Aimus ask questions if he lived in a Black Hole, since even light cannot escape from thence? :brow:

[kathycf]

Is Aimus related to Darth Vader? Is that just too random a question?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't this thread meander?

Does not it's future prosperity lie in how random the questions are?

[Pendragon]

Darth Vader? Nah, probably Jabba the Hutt is Aimus' sire, don't you think? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-017.gif

[RJbibliophil]

What really is on Pen's avatar?

[Pendragon]

Need to borrow my bifocals already, Piglet? Can you not tell it is a rider on a white dragon? From the cover of Anne McCaferry's Pern novel The White Dragon? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/h015.gif

[RJbibliophil]

But what is the black shape behind it? Would you believe that I have needed glasses since I was about 7?

[ShoutGrace]

Can not spectacles be considered a fashion statement?

[RJbibliophil]

Aren't my current frames quite stylish?

[kathycf]

If I had good eyesight, would I still need glasses to say yes?

[Suzieq47]

You all should read Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Stoppard invented this game. And there are rules and ways to score each "game" and "set" and "match" that make it much more interesting, e.g., no rhetorical questions, no non sequitors. I think Stoppard may have come up with it by a careful reading of Waiting For Godot, but I could be wrong.

[caesar]

Aren't my current frames quite stylish?

Stylish.......?!!!

When was the last time you got your eyes checked?

[Shakira]

Did you get your eyes checked properly ?

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't the spectacles objectively fashionable whether RJ perceives them as such or not?

[Pendragon]

Since we all seem equally "sight impaired", would it not be good manners for me to explain that the "black thing behind it" is a tree, and is only appearing black because I had to shrink the picture to atvar size? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/sportlich/n080.gif

[kathycf]

Perhaps, Pen, are dragons nearsighted?

But isn't taste in fashion subjective to a degree? For example, don't you wear bellbottom pants and fuzzy slippers, ShoutGrace, thinking they are the height of fashion? ;)

(I gots to get you somehow for calling me Grandma! :lol: )

[ShoutGrace]

Are not fuzzy slippers worth embarassing yourself in public for?

Doesn't it sometimes feel good to be fuzzy?

[Pendragon]

Kathy, dear sweet Kathy, have you not heard of Dragonsight? Now, my mortal form, "nearsighted" is a polite way of saying "middle-aged", n'est c'est pas? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/boese/r020.gif

[kathycf]

@Pen: Having been nearsighted since the age of 6, I am not quite sure...can six year olds be considered middle aged? :p

@SG: How fuzzy do slippers have to be to be worth a public showing? ;)

[Miss Darcy]

What are we talking about? Near-sightedness? I wonder...do I count as a middle-aged sixteen-year-old, being near-sighted? Isn't it funny that glasses make one seem mature and bookish? ;)

[Virgil]

Do you think that on older people such as me, that fashionable glasses actually make you look younger?

[Pendragon]

I don't think fashionable glasses (I have three pair and can only really use one!), are going to disguise my grey beard, do you, Virgil? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/d030.gif

[Virgil]

Why not go clean shaven and look younger?

[kathycf]

Would that work for the ladies here?

[Pendragon]

Why not go clean shaven and look younger?Would you believe I had a mustache, not "peach fuzz" either, in the fifth grade? Besides, Virg, most people guess my age and weight to be must less than it is anyway, and did you ever think I might just LIKE my facial hair? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/boese/a085.gif

[kathycf]

Don't you think that gives me beard envy? As I am a woman, what am I to do since I cannot grow a beard? Go shoe shopping? :p :brow:

[Miss Darcy]

Isn't shoe shopping one of the joys of womankind? :p

[caesar]

Does womankind love mankind?

[Pendragon]

You don't think "the stork" brought you along now, do you, Caesar? :rolleyes:
And you did note that Kathy is jealous of my beard? :) :) ;) And wasn't Virgil and I complaining about how the ladies have the market cornered on footwear? :brow: ;) Sounds like subcribo signum vindico to me, no? :lol:

[Weeping Willow]

i'll just ask! what's up pen?

[RobinHood3000]

Is "I'll just ask!" a proper question? :confused:

[thevintagepiper]

Are not we here supposed to be knowledgeable in grammar and literature?

[Weeping Willow]

didn't you know i'm gramatical chalanged?

[Pendragon]

OK, the words mean "signed, sealed, and delivered", you really should study Latin, the pharses become things to ask questions about anyway, don't they? :lol:

[kathycf]

Well, though I may not wish for a beard in and of itself, do you think it might be handy to have such a thing on my face and not have to worry about my makeup? Shall I stop posting now and in fact, go shoe shopping?

[alicialiv]

Well, is shoe shopping fun?

[Pendragon]

Why ask me? I'm the one with the beard on his face, which, by the way, saves me time in shaving in the morning; I've only worn makeup as a clown and the beard harms that wouldn't you think? :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a026.gif

[kathycf]

Perhaps I shall answer then, shall I? Would anyone agree that shoe shopping is a mildly amusing way to pass the time?

[Miss Darcy]

Are we still talking about shoe shopping?!

[kathycf]

Are we still talking about shoe shopping?!

Gee, sorry, what fascinating subject would you suggest since I mentioned shoe shopping all of 2 times? Maybe I need a break, eh? :(

[Pendragon]

Well, Miss Darcy is showing a definite non-Imelda Marcos streak, wouldn't y'all agree? :nod: Needs a little help, perhaps? ;)

http://www.gsf-co.com/wog50501.jpg

[RJbibliophil]

Which pair of shoes above pictured does Pen prefer?

[kathycf]

Hmm, what do you think of the "Lily 02 in Bronze" ? (Was I too crabby earlier?)

(Thanks, Pen :) )

[RobinHood3000]

Why not the Lily-03 in Champagne?

[alicialiv]

When is a good time to go shoe shopping?

[Pendragon]

Is there ever NOT a good time to go shoe shopping? :lol: Robin, do you think they make that shoe you suggest in a size 12W? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/c040.gif

[Weeping Willow]

does anyone understand the idea behind shoe shopping ?? or shopping at all?

[kathycf]

Perhaps a love of shopping in general and shoes in particular is not generally carried on the Y chromosome?

[caesar]

But men have both X & Y, don't they?

[literaturerocks]

yes but who has z?

[literaturerocks]

and why are they so special?
sorry couldnt help myself on the multiple posting thing

[Pendragon]

Does "special" require a reason, Grasshopper?

[kathycf]

Couldn't one argue that special is well...special and certainly requires no reason? Maybe?

[literaturerocks]

but why would they want to?

[Pendragon]

Does ARGUEMENT have to have a reason, Grasshopper? http://www.animal-clipart.net/clipart/bug-clipart/grasshopper.gif

[Madhuri]

What is the point of contention in the argument???

[kathycf]

That grasshoppers are green?

[RobinHood3000]

Who does Pendragon think he is, Mr. Miyagi?

[Madhuri]

Who is Mr. Miyagi???

[RobinHood3000]

How can you not have heard of Mr. Miyagi??

[Madhuri]

Who said ignorance is bliss???? :brow:

[kathycf]

Is Mr. Miyagi related to our dear (and absent on this thread right now) friends Aimus and ShoutGrace?

Who is this mysterious Mr. Miyagi and why haven't I heard about him before, I wonder?

[AimusSage]

If I'm not the karate kit, who is ShoutGrace supossed to be?

[kathycf]

Erm, is "I don't know" an acceptable answer?

[AimusSage]

How on earth could that possibly be an acceptable answer to an unacceptable question that was asked before I knew what I was asking?

[kathycf]

Is the fact that I didn't have my cup of coffee today an acceptable excuse to my unacceptable answer to your unacceptable question? :brow:

[AimusSage]

Why do you need an excuse anyway?

[thevintagepiper]

Why do you seem to demand an excuse if you think an excuse is unneeded?

[smilingtearz]

excuse for what?

[Virgil]

Is that Eva? Don't we all hope she's better?

[Pendragon]

I, for one, pray that The Daughter of the Rainbow, as I call Eva, is well, do I hear a second to the motion? http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/a170.gif

[Pendragon]

Who does Pendragon think he is, Mr. Miyagi?I am getting old, Robin, do I not qualify? :lol:

[smilingtearz]

can Eva herself second the motion?hehehehe

[Madhuri]

Doesn't Eva has better things to do????

[AimusSage]

What are better things?

[kathycf]

Does getting a hug qualify as a better thing?

Hi Eva! http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hug.gif

[RJbibliophil]

Aren't hugs noble and dear things?

[kathycf]

Aren't hugs noble and dear things?

Indeed they are, would you like one?


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/huggingkittens2.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Ooooooh...can I have one, too?

[thevintagepiper]

Why not...?

[RobinHood3000]

Is that rhetorical?

[RJbibliophil]

Do you think I would refuse a hug from a friend?

[RobinHood3000]

So, why not now? :D :D

[kathycf]

May I invite all who wish a hug to receive one courtesy of me? :)
Weren't those kittens cute? Am I a doofus for being a sucker for a cute animal pic? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Why should you be?

Doesn't everyone here agree that those kittens are universally cute?

[RJbibliophil]

But isn't it especially true when kitttens are combined with hugs?

[Pendragon]

Would you believe I have had cats for pets, or to rephrase that, cats have had ME for a pet, all of my life? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/g075.gif

[RJbibliophil]

Did I once see a magnet that said, "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff"?

[kathycf]

Would you believe that at one time (not now) I had 9 cats and a dog?

[thevintagepiper]

Would you believe I would actually thrive on the insanity of having so many cats?

[kathycf]

Can you imagine me not agreeing with a fellow animal lover?

[Pendragon]

Would you believe I once read that the deffinition of a cat is: "a small, furry quadraped with human servants."? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/002.gif

[AimusSage]

Isn't it true cats think they rule the universe?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it hard to discern that disposition due to the presence of their relentless peevishness?

[AimusSage]

Then what, according to cats, is the centre of the universe?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't the answer to that question painfully obvious due to their incessant attention to and devotion of the terminal section of their alimentary canal?

[AimusSage]

doesn't that suggest they live in pocket universes?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that question only make sense if a cat's rectum can be considered a universe?

[AimusSage]

Can each molecule be a little universe?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that depend on which definition of universe you are using?

[AimusSage]

Who came up with the idea to let words have multiple definitions?

[kathycf]

Am I sensing an anti-cat sentiment from ShoutGrace?

Could not one say that dogs engage in similiar activities regarding specific parts of their anatomy?
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/dog.gif

[Pendragon]

While we are on the subject of disgusting habits of our "pets", might I point out that at least cats are only attracted to other cats, and not, for example, something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a female of its species? :rolleyes:

[thevintagepiper]

Is not this a pointless discussion since cats obviously will never step down from their position as haughtiest animal?

[caesar]

But dogs, in spite of their ablity to keep their posterior as clean as any cats, are humble, aren't they?

haughty cats, humble dogs.....he, he, he.........

[kathycf]

Could one not say that people project attitudes and emotions on pets sometimes? Are not cats simply of a different temperment as dogs?

Did you know my cat Sweet Jane is very un-haughty and will drool all over me in her happiness to be patted, much like my dog Dillon? :)

[kathycf]

Where have all my turnips gone?

[AimusSage]

Didn't somebody eat all the turnips?

[Madhuri]

How can they have my share???

[Pendragon]

Didn't the turnips end up in a stew? ;)

[Madhuri]

Well I thought someone ate them, how is it possible that now they are in a stew????

[kathycf]

perhaps some poor unfortunate made turnip stew?

[RJbibliophil]

But aren't you a turnip?

[kathycf]

Aren't you thinking of Aimus? Am I perhaps only second fiddle to his turnipiness?

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't we being a little presumptuous, speaking of turnips when the expert isn't around?

[kathycf]

How can I be expected to wait for him to return before discussing turnips?

[ShoutGrace]

What are your alternatives? Isn't that the most logical course of action?

[kathycf]

I suppose it is, but don't you think it is difficult to wait?

[ShoutGrace]

Will not waiting increase the pleasure of the moment when it finally comes?

[kathycf]

Would you believe I will have visions of turnips dancing in my dreams tonight?

[ShoutGrace]

What will be the nature of the turnip filled dreams?

[kathycf]

Perhaps the turnips will be dancing much like these bananas, what do you think?
:banana: :banana:

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't turnips a little more reserved than that? Mature and refined? Sage, even?

[kathycf]

Are you kidding me? :lol:

[ShoutGrace]

Don't I express myself clearly? :D

[kathycf]

Isn't that a subjective matter? ;)

[caesar]

Don't you know the objective is not absolutely independent of the subjective?

In other words, isn't it true that the reality is no less a figment of our imagination than a figment of our imagination is a figment of our imagination?

[AimusSage]

Are y'all talkin' about me?

[Pendragon]

What if we are? Ya gonna get tough about it or what? :lol:

[AimusSage]

What If I am?

[ShoutGrace]

How do you intend to either chastise us or remediate the problem via mere posts?

[AimusSage]

Can it be done bu being very quiet?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it more to your style to blather and palaver endlessly; perhaps in a clamorous fashion? :D

[AimusSage]

Does that mean I can't win by being as quiet as a guinea pig with ADHD?

[ShoutGrace]

How would you know how much noise a guinea pig with ADHD makes?

[AimusSage]

Don't I have two of them running around in a big cage somewhere?

[kathycf]

Aren't those your pet turnips running about the cage? Aren't their names "Finchy" and "Snookums" ? Is that just too weird? :p

[caesar]

Why does it matter?

[Madhuri]

Ofcourse it matters. Dont you have to catch them and put them in the stew????

[caesar]

Since when did people start eating their pets?

[Madhuri]

I thought they were turnips, and they suddenly came to life. Was that not the case????

[Pendragon]

Does "slice and dice" mean any thing to a turnip collecting green frog? Or perhaps julienne? http://www.catch-allclipart.com/cusinepics/0100aCAll.jpg

[AimusSage]

Don't you agree they are at their finest when raw and in one piece?

[Madhuri]

I think they would taste much better when chopped into pieces and cooked using spices. What do you say?????

[AimusSage]

Doesn't that make you a butcher of guinea pig shaped turnips named Vladimir and Piotr?

[Madhuri]

Does it??? I am just trying to enjoy the fruits of nature.

Oh well, the stew has been prepared. Would you like to taste it????

[AimusSage]

What kind of cannibal do you take me for? :eek:

[Madhuri]

Aren't you the one who takes turnips as guinea pigs and also has names for them????

Well you need not be a cannibal, you are too much of a Sage to become one. Would you want to prove it wrong????? :brow:

[kathycf]

Is Aimus really a great big turnip and not this dashing fellow here (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=216638&postcount=905) ?

(BTW, do you not think that I think that is a cute pic? :))

[thevintagepiper]

Doesn't it go without saying that no one would dare admit it before him?

[ShoutGrace]

But isn't being a turnip far more laudable than being a human?

[caesar]

You mean, it's better to be eaten than to eat?

[AimusSage]

Did any of you ever consider the fact that I might actually be a human-turnip hybrid from a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong?

[Madhuri]

Oh, poor you. Who did that to you???

[caesar]

Dr.Henry Jekyll?

[AimusSage]

Would you believe me I don't know?
Don't you wish he hadn't kept the test tube I was in covered with something, preventing me from identifying him?

[caesar]

And then; what happened after you came out of the test tube? Had he disappeared?

[AimusSage]

Didn't I tell you I got rescued by the martians, who vaporized the poor doctor?

[literaturerocks]

what doctor?

[kathycf]

The doctor that did the whole cloning turnip-hybrid fiasco?

[Pendragon]

Aimus, is it OK if we think you look like Edward Scissorhands? Which would, of course, account for aversion to mention of "slicing and dicing"? :rolleyes:

http://www.thefoxmoviechannel.com/images/PNP-EDWARD-SCISSORHANDS.jpg

[Madhuri]

Where does that doctor live?? I might need his help in the near future :D :D

[kathycf]

Is the doctor necessarily a "he"? Perhaps the doctor is the little girl who lives down the lane, a child prodigy?

[AimusSage]

You think the martians vaporized a child prodigy?

Pen, don't I have turnip feet instead of scissor hands?

[Pendragon]

Well, it might account for your taking root on top of the Hill all the time at that, wouldn't it? :lol:

[literaturerocks]

why would it do that?

what hill?

[kathycf]

Have you not sat upon the litnet hill and been rudely knocked off by Aimus?

[AimusSage]

Didn't I give away the hill to charity a long time ago? Didn't it become a childrens playground?

[kathycf]

Isn't that somewhat misleading?
Is not the hill still standing as a testament to knocking people off of it?

[AimusSage]

Isn't being knocked off the hill part of the children playing king of the hill, on my hill?

[kathycf]

So you assume it is just your hill, do you?

[AimusSage]

How could it not be my hill? Didn't you know I just got tired of having to kick of unwanted visitors, so instead I gave it to charity to do with as they saw fit?

[kathycf]

Shall I give you my patented "yeah, right" look?

[AimusSage]

Does it please you to give that look?

[kathycf]

Do you really have to ask? :lol: :p

[AimusSage]

Wasn't I merely being courteous by showing interest in your supposed 'yeah, right' look?

[kathycf]

Aren't you just being modest?

Hey, is this turniper club exclusive, or what?

[AimusSage]

Weren't you a member already?

[kathycf]

Ah, I hope you don't expect membership dues, right?

[AimusSage]

Can you believe you have a benefactor who has already paid your membership fee for the next ten years?

[kathycf]

Do you know how special that makes me feel? Shall I shout "Hurrah"?

[AimusSage]

What if it was the prince of Wales?

[kathycf]

Does that make a difference? Do you think he will expect something in return? :eek:

*edit* Do you like my new sig? :p

[AimusSage]

Is it an exclusive club? Doesn't that make you feel special, being a part of such an exclusive bunch of turnipers? :D

[thevintagepiper]

Wouldn't it make you feel special? Even if it was the...mentally challenged kind of "special?"

[literaturerocks]

can i be in this exclusive club?

[Madhuri]

Do you wish to feel special, just like the other bunch of turnipers in the club?? eh.....

[ShoutGrace]

Wouldn't it make you feel special? Even if it was the...mentally challenged kind of "special?"

Ooooooooh. Burn. Perhaps that PAM up there hasn't yet comprehended how magnificent and transcendental turnips, tunippers, and turnipping is?

Isn't turnipping really more of an intrisic calling, rather than a club?

[Adelheid]

What do you do in a turnipping club? Pull turnips all day?

[Madhuri]

Oh No, they make the turnips run around in a cage and later perform human-turnip hybrid experiment done specially by Martian scientists. I pesume they have perfected this art. What do you say????

[Adelheid]

Well, having not seeing this most peculiar performance, I can't say. What do you think this world is coming to?

[ShoutGrace]

Some glorious post turnip enlightened vegetarian utopia, perhaps?

[Pendragon]

Aimus, do you expect me to believe you "gave your hill away for charitable reasons?" IRS finally caught up with you, huh? You need a Dragon for that Turnip Club. Ever see a Dragon plow a field, not to mention cook? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Can everyone who wishes to join pay the membership fees of a turnip each day? Isn't anyone willing to give away their turnips for the greater good of turniping welcome?

IRS, now really, what is that? :rolleyes: :lol:

[RJbibliophil]

How many stars did you rate this thread? How many stars did you rate the turnip?

[AimusSage]

Don't I keep all my stars to myself, where they might shine brighly on my folly?

[ShoutGrace]

Aren't you a star yourself, Aimus, to all those oppressed, unrepresented, weak, hungry turnips out there?

[kathycf]

Are not we all such stars, to our own individual beloved turnips?

[ShoutGrace]

And yet, did we not learn all our turnip related tricks and characteristics from the master himself?

[kathycf]

Perhaps, do you think he will publish a book someday?

[ShoutGrace]

Shouldn't he? Would we not each go out and pay through the nose to get it on the first day? Do you think the book will come with a complimentary turnip?

[kathycf]

Wouldn't that be a nifty way to market it?

[ShoutGrace]

Do you think it would be unfair to the turnips?

[kathycf]

Must we always think of the turnips feelings? What about the eager would be readers of Aim's book?

[RobinHood3000]

Why care??

[ShoutGrace]

Don't we all have a vested interest in turnips and their related affairs?

[Adelheid]

Do we?

I'm not sure that I do...

[Pendragon]

What are you gonna call your book, Aimus, Alone With Turnips? :lol:
And I think you know very well that the IRS is the tax collecting arm of the USA, mon ami, you cannot play dumb to those that know you, capisce? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif

[smilingtearz]

you're telling me he's still stuck to the turnips?

[AimusSage]

Didn't I have an autobiographical novels planned called 'It's love of the turnip for you mister Sage'?

Eva, didn't you know that just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in?

[RJbibliophil]

Should I even bring up litte Johnny and his castle in the sky?

[AimusSage]

Isn't he up for a blatter transplantation?

[ShoutGrace]

Eva, didn't you know that just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in?

Don't the powers of turnips surpass the Italian mob in that sense? Isn't it amazing that turnips can exude so much influence over our wants, needs, and desires?

[AimusSage]

Don't I hope no turnip of mine gets shot outside of the Opera? Wouldn't that be a shame, even if said turnip can't act?

[ShoutGrace]

You know I consider turnip travails the most unfortunate happenings on the planet, don't you?

Would you believe that just yesterday I saved from the rain a turnip that bore a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando?

[AimusSage]

Was the turnip shot?

[ShoutGrace]

If that had happened, wouldn't I stll be in the hospital, mourning?

[AimusSage]

You moved him then?

[ShoutGrace]

Could I do anything less?

[kathycf]

Shall I say thanks to Aimus for my b-day turnip? :lol: ;) :p

[Pendragon]

Didn't one that size give you indigestion? Did you like my black roses, my dear dead undying one? ;)

[Adelheid]

Are there really black roses?

[Pendragon]

Would I lie to you, Adelheid, little one? Of course, any black flower is an extreme rarity, and a definate hybrid, but they have a certain charm, don't you think? :nod:

http://www.republicanvoices.org/black_rose.jpg

[AimusSage]

Aren't those lovely flowers?

Kathy, did you like the turnip I gave you?

[Pendragon]

All joking aside, Aimus, who wouldn't enjoy a turnip, fixed to their own recipe, of course? :D

[literaturerocks]

what do you think the best recipe would be?

[Madhuri]

Oh, no recipe needed, jus' chop off its head and tail and there it would be ready to eat. What do you say??? :D :D

[Poe_writer]

How many will you invite to eat this specialty?

[Madhuri]

Would like to come???? :D :D

[Poe_writer]

Will there be black roses there?

[AimusSage]

Don't you all agree Madhuri knows how to prepare a turnip properly?

[Madhuri]

Would you like to join my cookery classes???? :brow: It is not easy to get admission into any of my classes, you'll have to prove yourself :D:

[ShoutGrace]

Do your cookery classes focus exclusively on turnips?

[AimusSage]

What if I told you I'm already pretty good at cooking myself, and would love to learn more from an expert like you?

[Madhuri]

Can you prove yourself????

[ShoutGrace]

Have you ever tried to cook a souffle?

[AimusSage]

How should I prove myself?

[ShoutGrace]

Wouldn't it be best to cook up a mess of biscuits, gravy and grits?

[AimusSage]

Don't you think something a little more advanced will be better proof of my skill?