Questions Only

[BienvenuJDC]

Is 'poop' fascinating?
Is 'very' fascinating?
Well....'poop' could be...couldn't it?

[Silas Thorne]

Is the poop on the poop-scoop?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is THAT supposed to be fascinating? :lol:

[kingoflombards]

If it was would it be funny? (yes:lol:)

[Silas Thorne]

Didn't Blake say: 'See the world in a piece of ****/ And eternity in an hour?'

[BienvenuJDC]

Who is Blake?

[kingoflombards]

Where is Blake?

[Silas Thorne]

Blake's that guy Johnny Depp acted as in a comboy movie once, isn't he?

[kingoflombards]

I don't know,is he?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's a comboy movie?

[kingoflombards]

Didn't he mean 'cowboy' movie?

[Silas Thorne]

Why do the letters on my keyboard keep moving?

[kingoflombards]

Is it LSD?

[Silas Thorne]

How can I tell?

[kingoflombards]

Did you read the label?

[Silas Thorne]

Is the smiley face on the tab a label?

[kingoflombards]

Isn't it the Grateful Dead label?

[Silas Thorne]

why should we adhere to labels?

[BienvenuJDC]

What are you two talking about?

[kingoflombards]

What are YOU talking about, bub?(:D)

[Silas Thorne]

What were we talking about? My memory's melted around a rock

[Stargazer86]

Is it from all the frying?

[BienvenuJDC]

What frying?

[kingoflombards]

Can you cook?

[Stargazer86]

Do you need cooking lessons?

[The Comedian]

Where's the spice rack?

[kingoflombards]

What spice rack?

[Stargazer86]

Who hid the spice rack?

[kingoflombards]

Why do you want to know?

[Stargazer86]

Do you prefer your food bland?

[BienvenuJDC]

Uh...whose spice rack is this that I found thrown out the window?

[kingoflombards]

Why did you tell them you found it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was it a secret?
Can't anyone here cook?
Do you want me to start the grill?

WILL YOU ANSWER ME?

[kingoflombards]

Why don't we all just chill out, while I hatch a more diabolical plan than the great spice theft of '09?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you tawkin' to me?
Are you tawkin' to ME?
ARE YOU TAWKIN' TO ME, PUNK?

[Silas Thorne]

Where is the voice coming from?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you hear an Echo? Echo? Echo? Echo? Echo?

[Silas Thorne]

Do echoes have shadows?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do shadows have echoes?

[Silas Thorne]

Is this a good topic for Philosophy? Or Physics?

[Stargazer86]

Do you enjoy discussing philosophy and physics over a bland, spiceless dinner?

[Silas Thorne]

What good is a dinner if it's bland and spiceless?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why don't we just add the spices that I found out the window?

[Silas Thorne]

Do cockroaches count as spices?

[Stargazer86]

Do you like extra protein in your food?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't they add texture?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does anybody like crunchies?

[Silas Thorne]

Should we toast them first?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you mean 'Drink a toast to them' or 'brown them until they are crunchy'?

[Silas Thorne]

Shouldn't we drink a toast to the weevils, the lice and the borer too?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can we toast them on an open fire too?

[kiz_paws]

Could you show us how?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I the only one who knows how?

[kiz_paws]

Can you see me politely nodding? ;)

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that you nodding in the dark?

[NikolaiI]

Why must it be dark?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't you get the memo?

[kingoflombards]

Yes, didn't you?

[NikolaiI]

I don't read your memos anymore. Drat! Did anyone catch that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Catch what?

[kingoflombards]

You didn't see THE catch?

[NikolaiI]

Would someone light a candle?

[kingoflombards]

Who ripped off that monster?!?!?(That smells like a doozy of a twosie)

[NikolaiI]

Is there any sense left in this thread?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Was there ever any sense? :rolleyes:

[kingoflombards]

What is this 'sense' you speak of?(sense of smell is dead now thanks to an anonymous cheese cutter)

[NikolaiI]

Was there any reason to share such information?

[BienvenuJDC]

What would you consider a good reason?

[kingoflombards]

What are we talking about again?

[Silas Thorne]

Did we not know the first time?

[kingoflombards]

Why am I asking so many questions? I mean even my statements have question marks? See?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did somebody ask me something?

[kingoflombards]

I don't know?(See there it is again?)

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that you, kingoflombards?

[kingoflombards]

Is it me? I don't know? I'm so confused?:lol:

[BienvenuJDC]

What caused the confusion?

[kingoflombards]

Oh,that's just me?

[BienvenuJDC]

You think that it's just you?

[Stargazer86]

What the heck are you guys talking about?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't we tell you?

[Stargazer86]

Was I not listening?

[BienvenuJDC]

If you weren't listening....should I tell you again?

[a_little_wisp]

Isn't it more of a matter of reading and writing than listening and telling?:lol:

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you assuming that everyone has enough sense to go back and read? ;)

[kingoflombards]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???(so confused):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[BienvenuJDC]

Why is what happening? :rolleyes:

[kingoflombards]

When?

[BienvenuJDC]

Dude...where's my car? :lol:

[kingoflombards]

Do you mind if I keyed it?

[Stargazer86]

Do you ever wonder how we get on these oddball topics? Why on earth would you key someones car?

[NikolaiI]

What is a keyed-car?

[Madhuri]

Won't someone who owns a car know that?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that some people scratch a groove in the paint job of someone else's car for absolutely no reason at all?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that they use a car key to do it? Do you think that is ironic?

[kingoflombards]

I dunno, why?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't anyone going to post on this thread anymore?

[Madhuri]

Is this thread going to die soon?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that we can revive it?

[FallingWings]

What power do we have to do that?

[Stargazer86]

Why do you ask so many questions?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why don't you have any of the answers?

[Madhuri]

Answer is supposed to be a question, isn't it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I have to tell you everything?

[Madhuri]

Won't you tell me the secrets, at least?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I told you, would you leave me alone?

[Madhuri]

Why do you want to be left alone?

[NikolaiI]

Is Bienvenu feeling cranky today?

[Madhuri]

Did he have an argument with his wife?

[Stargazer86]

Have you ever had a lover's spat?

[BienvenuJDC]

:lol: Don't you see that I always get confrontational when all I can do is ask questions?

[NikolaiI]

Hadn't you better get used to it?
:lol: ;)




(... I love English so much. :lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't one think that I would?

[Stargazer86]

May I change the subject?

[Michael T]

Have you changed the subject?

[BienvenuJDC]

What was the subject in the first place?

[Nikhar]

The Mayor's daughter? Wasn't that the subject?

[kingoflombards]

Wasn't what the subject?

[Stargazer86]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kingoflombards]

Who what?!?!?!

[BienvenuJDC]

Can we say that a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Stargazer86]

Are you mocking me?

[kingoflombards]

:DMe?:D

[BienvenuJDC]

Would I mock you? :rolleyes:

[kingoflombards]

Would you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you see what I see?

[kingoflombards]

What do you see that you think I see?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you always such a smart-alec? ;)

[kingoflombards]

Who said my name was Alec?(:lol:)

[Stargazer86]

Are you using an alias?

[kingoflombards]

What's an alias?

[FallingWings]

Do you think I don't know the answer to that question?

[kingoflombards]

Do you know the answer then?

[Madhuri]

Why do we have to know all the answers?

[kingoflombards]

The answers to what?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wow...there are answers?

[Nikhar]

Can you answer in this thread?

[kingoflombards]

Which thread?

[Stargazer86]

Are you sewing something?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I can sew?

[Stargazer86]

Weren't you going to join our sewing circle?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you have enough band aids?

[Stargazer86]

Do you bleed excessively?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I am a hemophiliac?

[Stargazer86]

Does your mother carry the hemopheliac gene?

[BienvenuJDC]

How could I know?

[Stargazer86]

Haven't you ever asked her?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that redheads drive me wild? :blush:

[kingoflombards]

Have you heard of the White Stripes? (Bienvenu....)

[Stargazer86]

You like the White Stripes too? DId you know that I love the White Stripes?

[JuniperWoolf]

So, are they brother and sister or husband and wife?

[kingoflombards]

Who know, really:lol:?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who are the White Stripes?

[kingoflombards]

You don't know who they are?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you think that I asked?

[Stargazer86]

Have you tried youtubing their videos?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that its worth my time?

[Niamh]

dont you all agree he should check out seven nation army?

[kingoflombards]

Who should check what?

[NikolaiI]

Didn't you read the whole thread?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who is seven nation army?

[NikolaiI]

Is it cheating to try to answer in the form of a question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are their set rules to this game?

[NikolaiI]

Would you follow if there were?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shouldn't you know me enough by now to know that I would ALWAYS follow the rules? :D

[kingoflombards]

Hahahahahah...ha?**KO'd by Bienvenu**

[BienvenuJDC]

Is he some kind of a wiseguy or something?

[kingoflombards]

Is he?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is who?

[kingoflombards]

What?!?!?

[BienvenuJDC]

"Is who?"

[kingoflombards]

Who what is who??!?!?!?!?!?! (I am thoroughly confused)

[BienvenuJDC]

Who do you think that you are?

[kingoflombards]

Me? Him? What was the question?

[BienvenuJDC]

"Who do you think that you are?"

[kingoflombards]

Who do YOU think you are?!?!?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know who I am?

[kingoflombards]

(Where did the mirror come from?)
?morf emoc rorrim eht did erehW

[JuniperWoolf]

Didn't you bring it in with you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am I the only one who sees it?

[kingoflombards]

Sees what?
?tahw seeS

[BienvenuJDC]

Did my coughing wake you?

[Nikhar]

Who was sleeping?

[Monamy]

Zzz...zz...z...*snort~* Ha? What? No, I wasn't sleeping, who was sleeping? *looks around doubtly~*

[jekan blazer]

te oei madt? (do you mind?)

[kingoflombards]

(Mind what?)
?tahw dniM

[BienvenuJDC]

Wasssuuuuuuuuuup?

[Stargazer86]

Have you watched Scary Movie lately?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that I'd like it?

[kingoflombards]

What kind of movies do you like?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that documentaries fit the bill?

[Monamy]

Depends... how big is your bill? XD

[kingoflombards]

Is it a duck bill? Or an electric bill?

[Madhuri]

Would you mind if I say any bill as long as someone else is making the payment? :p :D

[kiz_paws]

Hey, don't you have a money tree growing in your yard?

[NikolaiI]

Would you recognize one?

[kiz_paws]

Isn't it the one with the silvery bark?

[NikolaiI]

What kind of currency are its leaves?

[kingoflombards]

Does it have to be current? (A pun on currency:D)

[NikolaiI]

All currency is current - isn't that what currency means?

[kingoflombards]

What if it were ancient Roman currency? Is it still current?

[The Walker]

do you really want an answer to than question?

[kingoflombards]

Will I like the answer?

[The Walker]

what if i say no?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you tell ME no?

[kingoflombards]

Would you get mad if I did?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you implying that I'm temperamental?

[kingoflombards]

Are you temperamental?

[BienvenuJDC]

Dude...why aren't you wearing pants?

[kingoflombards]

Is that a trick question?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to trick me by not wearing pants?

[kingoflombards]

Is my not wearing pants a part of the trick?

[BienvenuJDC]

Isn't it kind of drafty?

[kingoflombards]

Is there anything wrong with a healthy breeze between the knees?(:lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you trying to justify your immodesty?

[kingoflombards]

What immodesty?

[kiz_paws]

What is it about this line of questions that makes me smile?

[Madhuri]

The immodesty part? :p

[jekan blazer]

what are you talking about?

[BienvenuJDC]

I beg your pardon....were you not here to hear what was said?

[jekan blazer]

do you know who i am?

[Madhuri]

Aren't you a human-turned-into-a-fox?

[jekan blazer]

:eek2: how did you know?

[kingoflombards]

How did THAT happen?

[Madhuri]

Isn't his story similar to how that hero (forgot his name) became a spiderman?

While Jeeks was asleep, a fox bit his big toe, on the right feet, since then he is a human during the day and a fox in the night. You can check, he must be having only four toes :nod: :p :D

[kingoflombards]

Where on earth do you get a radioactive fox?!?!

[The Walker]

why do you like so much foxes?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you mean?

[The Walker]

arent you that guy who loves foxes?

[BienvenuJDC]

who me?

[The Walker]

who are you then?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't I Erik?

[The Walker]

should i know? have you ever told me your name?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know the name of the great Phantom of the Opera?

[The Walker]

if so, can i have your autograph?

[kingoflombards]

What about ME? *whining about being just as, or maybe more cool, than Bienvenu*

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you whining again?

[Monamy]

Would whining give me an autograph as well?

[ShardsOfOcean]

What if I don't want an autograph?

[kingoflombards]

Why wouldn't you want an autograph?

[ShardsOfOcean]

What if I don't like the guy giving autographs?

[kingoflombards]

What if that hurts his feelings?

[The Walker]

what if all give him a hug? :)

[BienvenuJDC]

Who wouldn't want a hug? :)

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you give a hug to a guy that looked like that?
<========

[The Walker]

can i get to know him first??

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that <==his name is Erik and that <==he is the Phantom?

[The Walker]

do you know you are confusing me?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did you know that Lon Chaney Sr played the Phantom of the Opera in the 1925 silent film version?

[The Walker]

would you be surprise if i tell you i did not know?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do I look surprised?