Questions Only

[Weeping Willow]

How about -
what you're talking about willies? :lol:.. :lol:..

[Riesa]

How does one answer that? :lol:

[Weeping Willow]

Don't know .. how did willies answered??

[adilyoussef]

Could anyone ask willies?

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't it depend on the specific context in which Willis was asked?

[samercury]

What are Willies?

[Riesa]

What's happenin'?

[samercury]

Who knows???

[Riesa]

Isn't it just different strokes for different folks?

[RobinHood3000]

Now why wouldn't it be? And why did Gary Coleman consider himself a viable candidate for Governor of California?

[Miss Darcy]

He did? :eek:

[RobinHood3000]

Didn't you know?

[Miss Darcy]

How was I supposed to know?

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you know everything??? :lol:

[Riesa]

Who can know everything?

[Weeping Willow]

I think the one upstairs no?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps Gary had had a few 'shrooms, do you think? Is he really less qualified than the dude they have now? Isn't The One Upstairs all-knowing?

[Weeping Willow]

What are you saying??

[Pendragon]

Don't 'shrooms, aka LBMs cause hallucinations?

[Weeping Willow]

How do you know that???

[Riesa]

Who doesn't know that? Who is Gary?

[Weeping Willow]

Yeah i wonder too who is Gary? did you mean Gary Oldman?

[Riesa]

Oh, Can we talk about Gary Oldman for a while?

[Weeping Willow]

Did you watch The Fifth Element???

[Riesa]

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

[Weeping Willow]

Do you think Milla Jovovich is Pretty??

[Riesa]

Do you think Colin Firth is handsome?

[Weeping Willow]

Who is colin Firth??

[Miss Darcy]

DO I?!?!
Isn't the fact that he is handsome an eternal truth?

[Weeping Willow]

Are you going to post another one so you'll have 1000 posts???

[RobinHood3000]

Do you think Milla Jovovich is Pretty??
Who doesn't?

[Weeping Willow]

Could be carzy people out there no???

[samercury]

What is considered 'crazy'?

[Riesa]

Someone who doesn't consider Milla a beautiful flower?

[Virgil]

Is Milla an actual flower? Who would have thought?

[Riesa]

http://www.life.umd.edu/emeritus/reveal/pbio/slides0/0960a.jpg
The name had to have come from somewhere, right?

[Virgil]

Is that flower in bloom now? When does it bloom? Is it a perennial? Is it frost hardy?

[Riesa]

Why are you asking so many quackin' questions?

[Virgil]

LOL. Why are you mixing threads?

[Riesa]

It's a mixed up world, ain't it?

[Miss Darcy]

Isn't it? :D

[Weeping Willow]

It isn't what??? i think you've confused me did you ???? :confused:

[Pendragon]

Hee-Hee. How do I know that LBMs cause hallucinations? I was born in 1960, so I would have been a teenager in the '70s, now wouldn't I?http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/218.gif

[Weeping Willow]

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa how did you do the AFRO!!!! i want i want i want i want!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Were you???

[adilyoussef]

Or rather was he?

[samercury]

Was he what?

[Riesa]

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

[adilyoussef]

Or was not he?

[Pendragon]

Did Fuzzy have an accident with an electric razor?

Willow: http://www.websmileys.com/ Look under crazy for the afro. Careful, all smiles on site aren't so nice!

If I was born in 1960 I couldn't have been past 19 in the 70s could I?http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/240.gif

[Riesa]

Are you saying that you were a hippy?

[Outlander]

Do you think Pen will admit to smoking, and inhaling?

[adilyoussef]

And who does not admit that if it is no?

[Outlander]

Why, must you confuse me?

[Riesa]

What's the meaning of this?

[Outlander]

You don't know?

[Weeping Willow]

What Are you all Talking about??
Does anybody have Cheese??? http://www.smileyville.net/carl2knight/wheelchair.gif

[Riesa]

What kind of cheese are you looking for?

[RobinHood3000]

Why cheese?

[adilyoussef]

Are you hungry?

[Weeping Willow]

Can't you see it's the Old Smiley asking not me????

[Riesa]

How are we supposed to know that?

[Pendragon]

If Pen admitted to smoking and inhaling and then said "cigarettes, that is, I was a speed junkie, not a weed junkie!", would you believe him? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-036.gif

[RobinHood3000]

...why do you ask??

[Riesa]

Who wouldn't believe Pendragon?

[Miss Darcy]

Has anybody noticed that Robin's got himself a new avy?
*Bows to foxy lord*

[Weeping Willow]

So what are you trying to say Pen??? :lol:

[Pendragon]

Was I unclear?

[Nightshade]

Why all the new AvyS?

[Riesa]

Which question should I answer first?

[Weeping Willow]

Why not the First that was asked??

[Riesa]

Did anyone not understand what Pendragon was asking?

[Weeping Willow]

wasn't it about smoking or something like that?

[Riesa]

Are we allowed to ask questions about smoking on this forum? What about the tender pitchers with big ears?

[Weeping Willow]

What is the problam with smoking ciggarets.. it's a part of our world aint it?

[Hazel-Ra]

Why is everyone so concerned about smoking?

[Riesa]

Is everyone concerned about it?

[Hazel-Ra]

Is who concerned with what?

[Riesa]

What do you think concerns everyone the most?

[Weeping Willow]

Is it Cheese maybe???

[Chava]

Does the moon smell like cheese?

[Weeping Willow]

Haven't you been there???

[Chava]

Does my memory ever fail me?

[Weeping Willow]

So you're saying you have Memory Problems??

[Riesa]

What are we talking about again? Fleas, was it?

[samercury]

Fleas? .... .....

[Riesa]

Eh? Where's my ear trumpet?

[RobinHood3000]

You mean that wasn't a toilet plunger?

[Riesa]

Oh, Is that why I can't hear anything?

[Virgil]

So, who hid Riesa's ear trupet?

[Pendragon]

Robin, you used an ear trumpet for a plunger?May I suggest an eye exam? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae36.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Eh? Which three of you said that?

[Nightshade]

Has Robin turned into Mr Mago??
:eek2:

[RobinHood3000]

Should I change my avatar? ;)

[Nightshade]

Wont your sig start getting a bit too big??

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't I just have to divide the Shapeshifting list into two columns?

[Nightshade]

Can you do that ?! :eek:

[RobinHood3000]

Why couldn't I?

[Nightshade]

How did you find out you could?

[RobinHood3000]

Why couldn't I just place the second column in the same rows as the current ones?

[Nightshade]

Why dont you try it and see?

[Kaltrina]

Shouldn't he be waiting till the column gets longer?

:)

[Nightshade]

But he wont know if it works then will he?

:D

[Kaltrina]

Can't he just imagine the way the column will look?

[Nightshade]

But what if it wont work??

[Kaltrina]

Why can't you see it from the bright side? :lol:

[Nightshade]

Isn't this this bright side?
:D

[Pendragon]

So you liked that obit, huh? :lol:

[Nightshade]

what was ther no to like?

[adilyoussef]

And what is someone does not even like him/herself?

[Nightshade]

What is the opposite to are narssicist?

:D

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't it "inferiority complex"?

[Nightshade]

Isnt that a tottaly differant family of thing?

[Riesa]

Anyone want a cookie?

[Virgil]

What kind of cookie? Did you bake it?

[Riesa]

Do you like homemade Toll house cookies, with milk chocolate chunks and almonds?

[Pendragon]

Can a duck swim?

[Nightshade]

Dont you mean can a penguin fly? :brow:

[Pendragon]

Why would I say something that foolish? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-001.gif

[Weeping Willow]

Could be if you like MuShroom's?? .. :lol:

[adilyoussef]

Is there anyone who likes mushrooms more than weeping willow?

[Weeping Willow]

You really think??? :lol:

[Riesa]

Why wouldn't you think he thinks?

[samercury]

What does he think?

[Virgil]

Why does willow like mushrooms so much?

[Miss Darcy]

Don't you think mushrooms are delicious, Virgil?

[Riesa]

What should my question be if I'm not Virgil?

[Weeping Willow]

Why should you be Virgil??? :confused:

[adilyoussef]

Is it important to be Virgil?

[Weeping Willow]

How can you be Virgil???

[Riesa]

Who could fill Virgil's shoes?

[Weeping Willow]

Why should we need to fill them? did virgil went somwhere?

[Riesa]

Did he? I don't think so, do you?

[Pendragon]

Who's turn was it to watch him this time? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-009.gif

[Riesa]

lol.
Does Virgil need watching 24-7?

[RobinHood3000]

~as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew~

Does no one remember that I outfitted him with a tracking collar?

[Pendragon]

Yes, but is it working?

[RobinHood3000]

~as Fox McCloud~

~points to a large screen with a little wolf-shaped blip~

Wouldn't you say so?

[Pendragon]

Could I borrow your glasses, Doc?

[adilyoussef]

Might Doc accept?

[RobinHood3000]

Sure, why not?

[Riesa]

But surely your prescription won't do for Pen's ailing eyeballs?

[Virgil]

LOL Do you think I can fill Virgil's shoes?

[Miss Darcy]

Why shouldn't you be able to?

[Virgil]

Well, do we have the same feet?

[Eva Marina]

Aren't there people who have two left feet?

[Miss Darcy]

Then where do the extra right feet go?

[Virgil]

Won't they sumble over the left feet?

BTW, Miss Darcy. In a few weeks I'm going to see the NY Philharmonic celebrate Mozart's 250th birthday. They will play Symphonies 39, 40, and 41 (Jupiter).

[Miss Darcy]

Why would they do that?
(Sounds great, Virgil, even now I'm tearing myself off the computer to get ready to go to my own orchestra camp, where we'll be rehearsing Mozart's Symphony No. 35, the Haffner, also to celebrate his birthday. We're playing lots of Mozart this year for his anniversary, which is wonderful...:))

[Riesa]

Didn't the guy in Best In Show have two left feet?

[Pendragon]

You mean that isn't the natural condition of mankind? :nod:

[Riesa]

Some would agree with you, and then again some wouldn't; isn't that a natural condition of mankind as well?

[Weeping Willow]

So should we agree or not?

[Riesa]

Isn't that up to you?

[Weeping Willow]

What up? :D

[adilyoussef]

Is the question to agree or not to agree?

[Weeping Willow]

Can't you see it yourself??? :D

Hi adil... Going back to watch Zimbabwe Vs Nigiria so see ya later :D
:wave:

[Virgil]

How do i tell the shoe salesman that I have two left feet, and so he has to mix and match from different boxes?

[Weeping Willow]

Can't you just tell him in words? :D :lol: :D

[Virgil]

yeah, but which words?

[Riesa]

How about these: "I have two left feet, and you have to mix and match from different boxes"?

[Weeping Willow]

you think it would work?

[Riesa]

Why wouldn't they?

[Pendragon]

Is it possible that a demonstration of how your feet are shaped would work?

[Weeping Willow]

But how do you demonstrat how your feet work??

[Riesa]

Could you get up and show us?

[Pendragon]

Is your shoemaker sight-impaired? Do not two left feet look exactly the same?

[Riesa]

Doesn't it depend on whose two left feet you are comparing?

[Virgil]

Are we tired of feet yet?

[Miss Darcy]

We are, aren't we, everyone?

[Weeping Willow]

So what shall we do now??

[Virgil]

As D.H. Lawrence says in The Rainbow, "Whither?"

[Pendragon]

Did someone bring a map?

[Eva Marina]

How about a compass?

[Riesa]

How are we getting there?

[Weeping Willow]

Getting Where?

[Virgil]

Over there?

[Weeping Willow]

Should i bring my Snare?

[adilyoussef]

Should I run away?

[Weeping Willow]

Are you afraid From drums??

[Riesa]

Running away doesn't always solve problems, does it? Don't they say: "wherever you go, there you are?

[Cherub]

They also say 'a problem shared is a problem halved.' Does anyone know who 'they' actually are?

[Virgil]

They? Don't you believe in conspiracies?

[Riesa]

Believing in conspiracies a natural part of being paranoid, wouldn't you say?

[Virgil]

Are you paranoid like everyone else?

[Riesa]

Why do you say that?

[Virgil]

Why isn't the sky blue?

[Miss Darcy]

Why isn't it? :eek:
Is it cloudy where you are?
Or still better, is it night time? :goof:

[Pendragon]

Isn't the sky very often multicolored?

[smilingtearz]

Aren't rainbows multi-colored too?

[Virgil]

Aren't rainbows by definition seven colored? Or is that eight?

[RobinHood3000]

Aren't indigo and violet essentially the same color?

[Pendragon]

Does a difference that makes no difference actually matter?

[Riesa]

Isn't indigo more on the blue side and violet more on the red side?

[Miss Darcy]

Could someone look that up?

[Pendragon]

Does this help at all?

[Virgil]

Who does this help?

[Pendragon]

Does this indigo really resemble the violet?

[Riesa]

I suppose so, what do you think?

[RobinHood3000]

Why wouldn't it?

[Riesa]

Does a running faucet resemble a waterfall?

[Pendragon]

Doesn't that depend on the size of the faucet or the wallfall? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-034.gif

[RobinHood3000]

How small do waterfalls get?

[Weeping Willow]

Doesn't that depand on the water flow?

[Pendragon]

Can you say "trickle"? :D

[Riesa]

Can you say Tricky Picker Trickle five times fast?

[Eva Marina]

How about "unique New York"?

[Pendragon]

Don't you know that in a New York minute everything can change? :D

[chmpman]

Don't you know New York is way over there?

[Miss Darcy]

Way over where?

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't it over the river, through the woods, under the footbridge, past the troll, beyond the sea, over the moon, around the block...?

[Kaltrina]

What is over, through, under, past, beyond, over, around all that? :lol:

[Pendragon]

Do you make a right or left turn when you pass the troll, and is the bridge a toll bridge or not? :D

[Riesa]

If it is a toll bridge, what do you have to pay the troll?

[Weeping Willow]

don't trolls tend to eat people???

[Riesa]

I wouldn't know, I've never met an actual troll before, have you?

[samercury]

Would you still be here if you met a troll?

[Chava]

Why shouldn't I be?

[RobinHood3000]

Aren't trolls about 3 inches tall with outrageously colored hair?

[chmpman]

Aren't trolls fun to shoot arrows at?

[RobinHood3000]

Would you like to try it out?

[Weeping Willow]

Isn't that against the protactive anti-Arrow shooting at trolls Law?

[RobinHood3000]

What protective anti-Arrow shooting at Trolls law?

[samercury]

What's with the trolls?

[RobinHood3000]

What? Don't you like trolls?

[Riesa]

Are trolls the ones who can't see the sunrise, or else they will turn to stone, or is that
Goblins?

[Virgil]

Aren't goblins the same as trolls?

[RobinHood3000]

Don't you know the difference?

[Pendragon]

One turns to stone in the daylight, right?

[Virgil]

Who knows?

[Pendragon]

Did you ever actually see one? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-030.gif

[Riesa]

A goblin or a troll?

[RobinHood3000]

Don't you know it's the troll?

[Riesa]

Are you absolutely positive?

[RobinHood3000]

Don't I SOUND absolutely positive? Haven't you ever read The Hobbit?

[Riesa]

Of course I have, why? :D

[Miss Darcy]

Is it your hobby to read of Hobbits?

[RobinHood3000]

So what if it is? Wait--her hobby or mine?

[Riesa]

Can reading the same book every 5-10 years be considered a hobby?

[Pendragon]

Isn't a hobby something you do for fun? So wouldn't this reading and re-reading qualify? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/daz.gif

[Virgil]

Why am I so confused? A hobby re-reading books? Who would have thought?

[Riesa]

Are you? Why not? Who wouldn't?

[RobinHood3000]

Is confusion an emotion or a state of mind?

[Riesa]

Wouldn't you say that your state of mind leads to emotions? Or is it the other way around?

[RobinHood3000]

Perhaps we should leave the question to the metaphysicists? Or the epistemologists?

[Riesa]

Do you think Unnameable might be the one to ask?

[Virgil]

Wouldn't Unnamable start lecturing us on postmodernism?

[Pendragon]

Is that bad?

[Riesa]

Just what do you mean by 'bad'?

[Weeping Willow]

maybe he ment bed.. like where you go to sleep? ... :lol:

[Riesa]

Is bad a synonym for bed? ;)