Questions Only

[Jazz_]

Is it your box?

[hack]

is there a cat in the box, or is there not?

[mrv]

Isn't the cat supposed to be in the hat?

[LMK]

Will a hat box do?

[hack]

will a hat box do what?

[Madhuri]

Could you give details of what is 'what'?

[tailor STATELY]

Isn't What on second base ?

[aliengirl]

What is the first base?

[hack]

Doesn't that sound like an early version of the game?

[Jazz_]

Would you like to play?

[Delta40]

and early version or a later one?

[Jazz_]

Which would you prefer?

[aliengirl]

Where are the choices?

[hack]

I didn't know there would be choices, may I have one?

[BienvenuJDC]

What's all this about here?

[Jazz_]

Are we still talking about who's on 1st?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't we all know that it was who?

[Jazz_]

Who was who?

[adityasam]

When was it when the question who was who asked?

[Jazz_]

Wasn't it a few hours ago?

[hack]

If all time is simultaneous, isn't it always a few hours ago?

[hoope]

why its always few hours ago ?

[adityasam]

Can I say, I was born a few hours ago?

[hack]

I am not sure, can you?

[mrv]

Have you got doubts about our infant prodigy?

[dafydd manton]

is he an infant, or is he actually 1000 years old, in the space-time continuum?

[Skia]

There's a Space-Time Continuum?

:P

[dafydd manton]

Isn't that right?

[hack]

Is the continuum right to left or left to right, or up to down, or front to back, or to to fro?

[tailor STATELY]

Isn't it counter-clockwise if you're in the Southern hemisphere ?

[adityasam]

Who's living in the southern hemisphere?

[tailor STATELY]

Who's living on Pluto (lol) ?

[hack]

Hasn't Pluto been denigrated enough?

[dafydd manton]

Where do cartoon dogs fit in to all this?

[aliengirl]

Aren't they oversize for your cartons?

[hack]

What size carton do cartoon dogs come in?
(I believe this is the first time I have heard this sentence.)

[Jazz_]

Wouldn't it depend on the dog?

[Maryd.]

Are you going to put the cartoon dog or a live dog in the carton?

[hack]

Why would one place a live dog in a carton of cartoon dogs?

[tailor STATELY]

So it would lie doggo ?

[Jazz_]

Would it?

[Indyben]

Would the pie?

[Jazz_]

What kind of pie?

[tailor STATELY]

If I said it was a magpie would the pie lie ?

[hack]

Should I take that as an intimation that there might be pie?

[Genocide]

What kind of pie???

[Jazz_]

What is your favourite kind?

[adityasam]

Who's favourite kind are you asking?

[Jazz_]

If I said "yours", would you know who I am talking to?

[adityasam]

Had you said that earlier, I wouldn't. But now I would know it, Wouldn't I?

[Genocide]

So... now that we have that settled, what's your favorite?

[Delta40]

my favourite tv show?

[hoope]

Can Oprah be counted as one ?

[hack]

One what?

[Jazz_]

Do you mean one show?

[tailor STATELY]

Didn't Soupy Sales have pie on his show ?

[adityasam]

Was the pie tasty?

[Jazz_]

Did anyone taste it?

[hack]

What?

[aliengirl]

Can't you hear me?

[mrv]

Did you say anything?

[Maryd.]

Isn't anyone listening to me?

[tailor STATELY]

Are my hearing-aids working ?

[adityasam]

They were working when I checked. Didn't they?

[tailor STATELY]

Huh ?

[adityasam]

Did you listen to In the Air tonight by Phil Collins?

[Indyben]

Why listen to something so boring when I have the heavy aggressive guitar work of Ill Nino to listen to?

[hoope]

Would it even harm if you listen to it ?

[LMK]

Does Phil Collins usually cause harm?

[aliengirl]

What about harmony?

[tailor STATELY]

Have you ever met her ?

[hoope]

when would i meet her ?

[tailor STATELY]

Didn't you get her text ?

[Genocide]

Are you quoting something? Or am I just a freak?

[adityasam]

Who is a freak?

[Jazz_]

Am I a freak?

[adityasam]

What are you talking Jazz?

(You aren't a freak of course)

[Genocide]

Clearly nonsense, no?

[mrv]

Are you questioning or answering?

[adityasam]

Won't it be better if we change the topic?

[mrv]

What do we talk about now?

[dafydd manton]

What would you like to talk about now?

[Maryd.]

Have we finally run out of topics to talk about?

[dafydd manton]

How likely is that?

[Maryd.]

Aren't we all supposed to be chatterboxes?

[dafydd manton]

Are you including me in that?

[Maryd.]

Aren't you a chatterbox as well?

[dafydd manton]

Now what gives you that idea?

[NikolaiI]

Don't you have to have fewer 3 hour silences than this to be a chatterbox?

[Jazz_]

Do you consider yourself a chatterbox?

[adityasam]

What's all this chatterbox talk?

[mrv]

Do you want a topic change every time you post?

[adityasam]

When did I ask for a topic change now?

[Jazz_]

Are you asking for one now?

[aliengirl]

Are you?

[tailor STATELY]

Who, me ?

[Jazz_]

Who are you? :p

[Genocide]

Who's what?

[adityasam]

What's what?

[Jazz_]

Is that what?

[adityasam]

How about a topic change? how about sherlock holmes as a new topic?

[Jazz_]

Why Sherlock Holmes?

[adityasam]

We all love him. Don't we?

[mrv]

We do?

[adityasam]

Is that a question or statement?

(BTW is that you?)

[mrv]

What if it is a statement under the guise of a question?

(Don't you know it's the avatar stealing weekend?)

[Jazz_]

Is it the avatar stealing weekend?

[adityasam]

Should I steal someone's avatar now?

[Clio08]

Don't you think that might annoy someone?

[Jazz_]

Would you be annoyed?

[adityasam]

How can I steal and annoy myself

[Jazz_]

Would feeling guilty annoy you?

[Madhuri]

What is he feeling guilty about?

[mrv]

What makes you think he is feeling guilty?

[adityasam]

Who is thinking I was feeling guilty?

[aliengirl]

Are you thinking what I am thinking?

[adityasam]

Maybe Yes. What are you thinking?

[aliengirl]

Should I tell you?

[dafydd manton]

Why not?

[adityasam]

Oh come on, Won't you tell?

[aliengirl]

Are you ready to hear?

[Silas Thorne]

Do you hear the voices too?

[dafydd manton]

The ones in my head?

[Silas Thorne]

In which compartment?

[dafydd manton]

The one at the back!!!!!

[Jazz_]

The one at the back of your head?

[adityasam]

Sure?

[mrv]

About what?

[adityasam]

Don't you know?

[Silas Thorne]

If I had known that, would I have taken her out to dinner?

[Jazz_]

Where would you have taken her?

[Silas Thorne]

Would I, could I, on a boat? ;)

[adityasam]

Who said you can't?

[mrv]

Don't you know she did?

[adityasam]

What did she do?

[aliengirl]

Has not she told you?

[tailor STATELY]

Is it a secret ?

[adityasam]

What's the secret?

[Jazz_]

Would it still be a secret if you told us?

[adityasam]

But Who will tell it?

[mrv]

Did you sleep well?

[adityasam]

Who...me?

[Jazz_]

Are you talking to me?

[katelbach]

Would you like me to?

[Jazz_]

Would that depend on what you are saying?

[loki456]

are you saying anything of value?

[mrv]

Is this what we call value judgment?

[adityasam]

Is it a doubt?

[mrv]

A doubt about what?

[adityasam]

Wasn't that a doubt about value judgment?

[dafydd manton]

Shouldn't there be a second e in judgement?

[adityasam]

Do you mean, there's a fault in my computer's firefox dictionary?

[mrv]

Did you not see there already is a second e in his judgement?

[katelbach]

Are you sure?

[Silas Thorne]

Well, I was sure, but...wait..wasn't that Batman?

[katelbach]

Aren't I Superman?

[Silas Thorne]

I'm sorry Superman, I appear to have been given false directions....do you know the way to the International League of Evil Transhumanists?

[dafydd manton]

Which department?

[Silas Thorne]

Is the Virtual Reality Mind Control division near here?

[Jazz_]

Didn't that get moved to the basement?

[Silas Thorne]

Aren't you in my basement?

[Jazz_]

Shouldn't you know who is in your basement?

[Silas Thorne]

The lights are going out. Does anyone have a candle?

[Jazz_]

Would a match do?

[Silas Thorne]

When does it start?

[loki456]

didn't the fire starter quit because the human torch was teasing him?

[Silas Thorne]

What was he teased with?

[loki456]

i believe a fire poker up the rear end was the proverbial last straw, or was that superman's doing?

[Jazz_]

If it was superman, wouldn't he have moved to fast to see?

[Silas Thorne]

Can superman use proverbial straws to drink milkshakes with?

[loki456]

wasn't it the yellow sun that gave superman his proverbial straw milkshake drinking ability?

[Jazz_]

Is there anything he can't do?

[Silas Thorne]

Can he fart blowdarts through brickwalls using proverbial straws?

[Jazz_]

Do you think he could?

[adityasam]

Does he fart?

[Jazz_]

Do aliens fart?

[katelbach]

Does the Pope fart in the proverbial woods?

[Silas Thorne]

If there was no one else in the woods, how would we know?

[Jazz_]

Does the pope often wander alone through the woods?

[katelbach]

Doesn't he take the Popemobile?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't that like the Great Glass Elevator, but with wheels?

[katelbach]

Would that make the Pope Willy Wonka?

[adityasam]

Who is Pope Willy Wonka?

[hack]

If a dead one armed pope (say Pope Willy I)
clapped in the woods and there was no one there
to hear it, would it still be considered a step
toward beatification?

[tailor STATELY]

Did he wear tennis shoes ?

[Silas Thorne]

Who exploited the workers to make them?

[Jazz_]

Who didn't exploit them?

[mrv]

Why am I confused?

[katelbach]

Is it because you can't solve your own anagram?

[tailor STATELY]

Ramp done ?

[iamnobody]

What is this madness?

[adityasam]

Does it look like madness?

[Jazz_]

Can you make sense of it?

[katelbach]

Do we need an expert?

[aliengirl]

Is there any doubt?

[katelbach]

Any doubt about what?

[adityasam]

Come on tell us, What's the doubt?

[Jazz_]

Is there still doubt?

[katelbach]

Is there still time to discuss it?

[Nick91]

Why do we need to discuss it?

[mrv]

Why don't we just get down to discussing it?

[katelbach]

Do we have any biscuits?

[adityasam]

And How about tea?

[Jazz_]

Do you know where I left my teapot?

[Silas Thorne]

Didn't the Mad Hatter hide it under Humpty Dumpty after the Fall?

[adityasam]

When did Humpty Dumpty fall?

[Silas Thorne]

There was a Big Bang, didn't you feel it?

[adityasam]

Wasn't it too far away from me?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't Time relative anyway?

[adityasam]

Does that come from theory of relativity?

[Silas Thorne]

Are you referring to the teapot that I've cunningly concealed behind this false wall?

[adityasam]

False Wall.....Where's the false wall?

[Silas Thorne]

Has it become temporarily dislocated?

[Jazz_]

Are you stuck on the other side?

[adityasam]

Where's the other side?

[Nick91]

Are you sure there are sides?

[aliengirl]

Can you name anything which has no sides?

[adityasam]

Will you give us time to think?

[Jazz_]

How much time do you need?

[Silas Thorne]

Does time have a need?

[iRead]

Why wouldn't it?

[Jazz_]

Does it?

[mrv]

Who does it?

[katelbach]

Don't birds do it?

[adityasam]

What do birds do?

[katelbach]

Do you mean the wing-ed variety?

[adityasam]

What's Wing-ed variety?

[katelbach]

Isn't it those with wings?

[mrv]

What about those without wings?

[aliengirl]

Are you talking about airplanes?

[mrv]

Is airplanes some kind of bird?

[adityasam]

Isn't an airplane a very heavy thing?

[tailor STATELY]

Bumblebees fly, don't they ?

[Maryd.]

What are bumblebees got to do with aeroplanes?

[Nick91]

They both fly, don't they?

[adityasam]

Who both?

[Maryd.]

Why aren't you keeping up with the posts?

[Silas Thorne]

Has your mailbox been eaten by a ravenous giant ant?

[iamnobody]

Did YOU see it too?

[adityasam]

What should I see?

[Nick91]

Can't you see the giant ants?

[adityasam]

No, Where?

[tailor STATELY]

Have you looked behind you ?

[smalleyedgirl]

yes, but what are you saying about

[Jazz_]

What's behind you?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't it a Sphinx behind me?

[Indyben]

Are you in Egypt?

[Maryd.]

Is Egypt in Australia?

[adityasam]

How can that be?

[tailor STATELY]

Have you heard of wormholes ?