Questions Only

[BienvenuJDC]

Are they watching?

[Haunted]

aren't they staring at you?

[NikolaiI]

What would they be staring at?

[Haunted]

would it be your third eye that got their attention?

[NikolaiI]

Did you know some fish have antenna-eyes?

[Haunted]

what, my TV antenna has eyes?

[NikolaiI]

Did you paint them?

[Heathcliff]

Do you paint?

[dafydd manton]

More to the point, when did the fish learn to paint?

[hoope]

Who said that the fish knows to paint ?

[dafydd manton]

Wasn't it the fish himself?

[Indyben]

Isn't the fish evil?

[Heathcliff]

Aren't I a fish?

[dafydd manton]

Are you?

[Indyben]

Does she have gills?

[Haunted]

how do you know it's a she?

[Indyben]

Aren't I her boyfriend?

[dafydd manton]

Hasn't she got her mouth open most of the time? PS Only meant as joke!!!!

[Heathcliff]

Should I get my head screwed on straight, or leave it where it is?

[Indyben]

Isn't where it is good enough?

[dafydd manton]

Any particular reason why it shouldn't be?

[Maryd.]

Why is everyone talking about my daughter's head?

[dafydd manton]

Doesn't she have a rather attractive and interesting head about which to talk?

[Pendragon]

Head? Isn't it the mouth that Talks?

[dafydd manton]

Was that in your Biology Book?

[Maryd.]

But which one is the question?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't that the conumdrum that we're all trying to solve?

[hack]

Shhh...did you hear that?

[aliengirl]

Who is scurrying out there?

[dafydd manton]

Was it anybody I know?

[ennison]

You can say things with your mouth but you can say things with other things too?

[_JadeRain_]

What 'other things' are you referring to?

[dafydd manton]

Are we sure we want to know?

[hack]

Do you think it wise, to not want to know?

[dafydd manton]

Do you not think that it's wiser than knowing those things that we know we don''t want to know, which we knew that we didn't know, and wouldn't have known anyway?

[Haunted]

did you just write an essay when you can just say there are things that are unknowable to you?

[Maryd.]

Why is this so complicated?

[hack]

Isn't it all just fractals anyway?

[Maryd.]

Why do people need to question so much?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can you state that in the form of an answer?

[Maryd.]

Why should I?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was that too much to ask?

[Maryd.]

Don't you think it was?

[Haunted]

what kind of answer do you want from me?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know anything?

[Haunted]

Are you trying to embarrass me?

[Maryd.]

Would I ever do that to my special girl?

[Haunted]

would I ever doubt you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Will you two bid me good night?

[Haunted]

why are you going to bed so early?

[Heathcliff]

Do you have a screwdriver?

[Haunted]

shall I have a screwdriver?

[BienvenuJDC]

How about a nut driver?

[Jazz_]

Do they want to drive screws or nuts?

[Indyben]

Or do they just want to drive?

[dafydd manton]

Screwdrivers are all well and good, but isn't it a bit early in the day for cocktails?

[Indyben]

Isn't it evening here?

[Whistle]

At what time does the afternoon end and the evening start?

[Indyben]

Isn't it a matter of AM and PM?

[aliengirl]

What do you mean by AM and PM?

[Indyben]

Doesn't it determine the morning, afternoon and evening?

[Heathcliff]

Isn't it nighty-night when the sky gets dark and the moon says hello?

[aliengirl]

Does moon speak to you?

[Maryd.]

Should it?

[Pendragon]

Doesn't it just wink?

[Maryd.]

Who's winking at me?

[Pendragon]

You think you're too good to be winked at, huh?

[dafydd manton]

And what's wrong with being winked at?

[Haunted]

whatcha staring at?

[dafydd manton]

How could I not?

[Haunted]

you want to take it out back?

[dafydd manton]

Do I look like the sort of person that would?

[aliengirl]

Why do you look so weird?

[dafydd manton]

What did you expect a Martian to look like?

[Haunted]

Is that why your eyes are bulging out of your green head?

[giventofly]

Would you prefer if I had green eyes and a bulging head?

[ennison]

Would that be because of jealousy or just being unripe?

[dafydd manton]

What makes you think I may not be ripe, or at least, not from that distance?

[Indyben]

Does distance determine ripeness?

[Heathcliff]

How far away did you put the fruit bowl from the lamp?

[dafydd manton]

Would it matter, since it was wax fruit?

[Maryd.]

Wouldn't the heat from the lamp age the fruit?

[dafydd manton]

Who said the lamp was lit?

[Maryd.]

Then why have it, if you can't turn it on?

[Indyben]

Couldn't you buy batteries?

[dafydd manton]

Why would I want to do either, as it is broad daylight?

[Pendragon]

You sure something hasn't clouded your brain?

[Maryd.]

Why would you say that?

[Pendragon]

Why not, I'm pretty foggy myself?

[Maryd.]

Are you calling me foggy?

[dafydd manton]

Who are you?

[hoope]

Who you want me to be ?

[dafydd manton]

Who said that?

[Indyben]

Didn't the king of derpy say it?

[hack]

How do you spell that?

[Haunted]

which 4 letter word you don't know how to spell?

[BienvenuJDC]

How can I know how many letters are in it, if I don't know how to spell it?

[hack]

How many four letter words are there?

[Pendragon]

Porqui?

[Heathcliff]

Do you use letters or numbers?

[Indyben]

Can't 1 use a comb1nat1on of 3ac4?

[dafydd manton]

What on earth for?

[Indyben]

Why not?

[Heathcliff]

Does it help that it is cheaper to shorten text messages?

[Haunted]

why do people text when they can email?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do people text when they can call?

[Jazz_]

Why do people use chatspeak?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps they are lousy typists?

[Maryd.]

What is chatspeak?

[dafydd manton]

U dnt knw wt chatpsk is?

[aliengirl]

Hav U evr usd it?

[giventofly]

Isn't the answer obvious?

[dafydd manton]

So what is it then?

[hack]

if not now, then when?

[Maryd.]

Why should I always have the answers?

[Heathcliff]

Do you have the right answers?

[Pendragon]

Who wants to know?

[Whistle]

How should I know?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't that what they pay you for?

[Maryd.]

Are you getting paid to question me?

[Haunted]

do you want a cut of my pay?

[Maryd.]

Don't you think I am entitled to it?

[Haunted]

what have you contributed up to this point?

[Maryd.]

Didn't you see all the answers I have been giving?

[Haunted]

do you know I don't take no for an answer?

[Maryd.]

Why should I always have to be the one to agree?

[Haunted]

are you arguing with me?

[Maryd.]

Why would I do that?

[Haunted]

maybe because you can't stand me?

[Maryd.]

How can I not stand my special Haunted?

[Haunted]

:ladysman:

how can anyone disagree with that? :lol:

[Madhuri]

Didn't we agree to disagree?

[dafydd manton]

Wouldn't you have been better off disagreeing to agree?

[Maryd.]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[Pendragon]

It's better than neurotic, isn't it? :willy_nilly:

[Maryd.]

Why, who's neurotic?

[Pendragon]

Ain't that kinda obvious?

[Maryd.]

What are you trying to say?

[dafydd manton]

Why would I be trying to say something when we're 10508 miles apart?

[Madhuri]

What has distance got to do with that?

[dafydd manton]

Wouldn't a letter take weeks? (Or, given the Royal Mail, months?)

[Maryd.]

How do you know how long it would take?

[Haunted]

You see my egg timer here?

[Maryd.]

Does it work?

[Haunted]

would it be ok if it's off by 3 mintues?

[Maryd.]

Does the time really matter anyway?

[Haunted]

is that why you're always late for the nightly Luau?

[Maryd.]

Who told you I was always late?

[Haunted]

don't you know who's talking behind your back?

[Maryd.]

So, was it you talking behind my back?

[Haunted]

would you turn around please?

[Maryd.]

Are you at it again?

[Heathcliff]

Should I spray them with the water bottle?

[dafydd manton]

Is that the worst you could get sprayed with?

[Maryd.]

What else can we spray you with?

[dafydd manton]

Are you sure you want to know?

[Maryd.]

Don't you think I can handle the truth?

[dafydd manton]

Could it not be a case that the truth can't handle you?

[Maryd.]

Am I not good enough for the truth?

[dafydd manton]

Is the truth good enough for you, for if the truth is bad and you are good, is that not bad?

[Madhuri]

Can you define what is good or bad?

[dafydd manton]

How much is it worth?

[Maryd.]

How should I know?

[Heathcliff]

Aren't you the shop attendant?

[Genocide]

Are you making fun of my not at all stupid looking smock?

[dafydd manton]

Shouldn't you have a straw in the corner of your mouth?

[Maryd.]

What do I need a straw for?

[dafydd manton]

Isn't it part of the uniform?

[Maryd.]

Does anyone have a staw as part of their uniform?

[Genocide]

Why is that so hard for you to believe?

[dafydd manton]

Have you never been to England?

[Madhuri]

Would you show me around if I visit England?

[Astromaxis]

Do you think we'll have fun if we visited England?

[dafydd manton]

Would you like to come to the industrial heartland?

[Astromaxis]

Is England the industrial heartland?

[dafydd manton]

Who nicked our industry?

[Astromaxis]

Was your industry really nicked?

[Maryd.]

Did someone really take England's industry?

[Astromaxis]

Was it worth taking England's industry?

[Maryd.]

Was it you who took it?

[Astromaxis]

Can you identify me as the person who took it?

[Maryd.]

Do I look like a witness?

[aliengirl]

How a does a real witness look like?

[Maryd.]

Would they be happy or sad?

[Astromaxis]

If they are happy does that mean they are smurfs?

[dafydd manton]

When was the last time you saw an industrial smurf?

[Astromaxis]

Have you seen that industrial smurf singing Lady GaGa?

[dafydd manton]

Have you seen that Lady Gaga has gone blue?

[Astromaxis]

But hasn't she gone platinum?

[dafydd manton]

Her, or her record?

[Astromaxis]

Record Or Hair of hers?

[dafydd manton]

Do we still call them records, or am I showing my age?

[Astromaxis]

Do you show your age via words?

[dafydd manton]

How would you prefer I did?

[Astromaxis]

So my preference is important?

[Genocide]

Isn't everyone's preference important?

[dafydd manton]

Would you prefer it that way?

[Genocide]

Aren't*

This wouldn't be a political question, would it?

[Jazz_]

Would that change your answer?

[Maryd.]

Should I change it?

[Jazz_]

Do you think you should?

[Pendragon]

Why ever not?

[Maryd.]

Is it up to you to decide?

[Jazz_]

What if I don't want to decide?

[Astromaxis]

Wouldn't you not deciding a decision?

[aliengirl]

Why should I must decide a decision?

[Genocide]

Is anyone else confused?

[Astromaxis]

Is confusion a crime?

[dafydd manton]

Is crime confusing?

[Genocide]

Are you thinking of starting up a life of crime or something?

[Astromaxis]

Can I become a criminal?

[dafydd manton]

Did you not see the courses I offer?

[Genocide]

Is this legal...?

[Jazz_]

How is this not legal?

[Pendragon]

New law, perhaps?

[dafydd manton]

What if I told you that it was illegal?

[Astromaxis]

Does it become less fun if it is illegal?

[dafydd manton]

Who told you that hoary old myth?

[Astromaxis]

Does it really matter if the hoary old myth is told?

[mrv]

How come you question that?

[Indyben]

Why do you question the question?

[Heathcliff]

Why don't you ever give an answer?

[Indyben]

What would I give an answer for?

[mrv]

Is an answer expected here?

[Indyben]

Who knows?

[Heathcliff]

What are you hoping to get out of this?

[Indyben]

Once again, who knows?

[Heathcliff]

Do you know what is going through your head?

[Indyben]

ahhhh derpy derpy derp derp?

[mrv]

Why should that be disclosed?

[Heathcliff]

Would you accept icecream as a bribe?

[Indyben]

What flavour is it?

[Heathcliff]

Do you like hazelnut?

[Indyben]

Got any Lemon?

[Heathcliff]

Could you help me make some?

[Indyben]

Got an ice-cream maker?

[Heathcliff]

Got the ingredients?

[Indyben]

Should i check my fridge?

[dafydd manton]

Should I have kept them in the fridge?

[Maryd.]

Isn't that where they should be kept?

[Madhuri]

Can't we simply go out and buy some ice-cream?

[Maryd.]

Are you asking me to buy you ice-cream?

[dafydd manton]

Is that a reasonable thing to do?

[Madhuri]

Do you think the oldest amongst us should buy the ice-cream?

[dafydd manton]

Who IS the oldest amongst us?

[MarkBastable]

Isn't it you?

[dafydd manton]

How do you know that I haven't been lying all these years?

[Madhuri]

You have been?

[Pendragon]

Is this a confession?

[MarkBastable]

Can I wear the dog collar and the black frock?