Questions Only

[BienvenuJDC]

Will you keep your hands off of me?

[aliengirl]

Can you see my hands?

[Maryd.]

Where are they?

[Indyben]

Where aren't they?

[Maryd.]

What are you talking about?

[Indyben]

Should I know?

[Maryd.]

Well, if you don't, then who?

[Indyben]

Who can tell?

[Maryd.]

Are you going to tell or not?

[Heathcliff]

Are they going to get their head out of the gutter?

[Indyben]

How should I know?

[Heathcliff]

Have you said it before?

[Indyben]

Have I?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can I join in?

[Indyben]

Do you need permission?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shouldn't I try to be polite?

[Pendragon]

You're saying that you are often rude?

[Haunted]

Whacha looking at?

[Maryd.]

Can't I even look now?

[aliengirl]

Do you need binoculars?

[BienvenuJDC]

To see what?

[Maryd.]

Can't you see it?

[Indyben]

How was the party last night?

[Heathcliff]

How alien are other teenagers?

[Maryd.]

Do you think I am a teenager?

[Indyben]

Wouldn't that be silly if I did?

[Heathcliff]

Wouldn't it be more odd to say I'm a teenager?

:lol:

[Indyben]

Would it?

[Heathcliff]

Would a teenager prefer brushing their teeth or showering on a daily basis?

[Indyben]

Isn't it an equal amount of both?

[Heathcliff]

Which would I rather go without?

[Pendragon]

With, without, what's the difference in the big picture?

[Maryd.]

What picture?

[aliengirl]

Can't you see it on that wall?

[Maryd.]

Which wall, yours or mine?

[Indyben]

Does it matter?

[Haunted]

will you stop asking vague questions?

[BienvenuJDC]

What would you like me to ask questions about?

[Indyben]

How about vague questions?

[the silent x]

can we have some more specific questions specifically about weird snake eyes?

[Indyben]

Why are snake eyes so wierd?

[Heathcliff]

Are you sure you're not looking at the snake's nose?

[the silent x]

are you sure you aren't?

[Heathcliff]

Would you rather be looking inside its mouth?

[the silent x]

would it have fangs?

[Jazz_]

Do snakes usually have fangs in their nose?

[Indyben]

Isn't that un-natural?

[Jazz_]

What is natural?

[Indyben]

aren't trees natural?

[Pendragon]

Is that "natural" or "au natural"?

[Maryd.]

What did you call me?

[NikolaiI]

Why did you call me?

[Maryd.]

Don't you have anyone else to talk to?

[Haunted]

don't you know I don't have any friends?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know who your friends are?

[Maryd.]

How should I know?

[Haunted]

do you want to rethink your answer?

[BienvenuJDC]

Was there an answer there?

[Haunted]

was there a question there?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't these all questions?

[Haunted]

are you questioning my judgement?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did I mention your judgment?

[Haunted]

are you saying I can't judge?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you always this attractive?

[Haunted]

are you being facetious?

[BienvenuJDC]

What does facetious mean?

[Maryd.]

Don't you know what it means?

[Heathcliff]

Didn't you know your reflection is really talking back?

[Jazz_]

What is it saying?

[Indyben]

Isn't that personal?

[Maryd.]

How should I know?

[Heathcliff]

What would you say to yourself?

[Indyben]

What am I doing here?

[Heathcliff]

Would your 'flection make you smiley?

[Indyben]

what's a 'flection?

[Heathcliff]

Does your reflection have a name like mine does?

[Indyben]

Is that normal?

[Maryd.]

Are you calling me abnormal?

[Jazz_]

Would you be offended if they were calling you abnormal?

[Maryd.]

Wouldn't you?

[Haunted]

has anyone seen my pet alligator?

[NikolaiI]

was it toothy...

[Haunted]

are you waiting here to find out?

[Pendragon]

Come again?

[aliengirl]

Are you inviting me?

[Indyben]

Am I not the king of derpy?

[Heathcliff]

Could I be the queen?

[Indyben]

Aren't you already?

[Heathcliff]

Do I have a Christmas-cracker crown?

[Indyben]

As in the crown in the cracker or a crown made of crackers?

[Heathcliff]

Well, have you ever seen a crown made out of crackers? :)

[Indyben]

Would you like me to make one for you?

[Heathcliff]

Would you like to eat the crackers with me instead?

[Indyben]

Weren't we talking about Christmas Crackers?

[Heathcliff]

We could have been however what are we talking about now?

[Indyben]

Who can tell?

[Heathcliff]

Did you tell?

[Indyben]

Did I?

[Heathcliff]

Was I there?

[Indyben]

Where?

[Heathcliff]

Are we still in derpy?

[Indyben]

sure why not?

[Heathcliff]

How did we get here?

[Indyben]

Did we use your spare aeroplane?

[Heathcliff]

Wasn't it your aeroplane?

[Indyben]

Do I own an aeroplane?

[Heathcliff]

Didn't you have one in your back pocket?

[Indyben]

Do I even have a back pocket?

[Heathcliff]

Where did you put it?

[Indyben]

The back pocket or the aeroplane?

[Heathcliff]

Isn't the aeroplane in your back pocket?

[Maryd.]

What are you two talking about?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps they have inhaled too much Areosal?

[Maryd.]

Do you think their problem is irreversible?

[Pendragon]

Shouldn't a doctor make that evaluation?

[Maryd.]

Is there a doctor in the house?

[Haunted]

Did anybody see Dr. Who?

[BienvenuJDC]

Who??

[Maryd.]

What??

[snowdrop17]

When?

[Jazz_]

Is anyone enjoying the new series as much as I am?

[Heathcliff]

How much are you enjoying it?

[Pendragon]

Could they have picked a worse actor to play the 11th Doctor Who?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you ever seen ME act?

[aliengirl]

Have you ever told this before?

[snowdrop17]

Did not you listen?

[Haunted]

Have you had the place bugged?

[BienvenuJDC]

How did you find out?

[Haunted]

what did you hear?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can I reveal it here?

[Haunted]

is it juicy?

[BienvenuJDC]

Will I get in trouble for repeating it?

[Haunted]

have you gotten in trouble before?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shouldn't you know it?

[Indyben]

How important is it to know?

[Pendragon]

Know what?

[Maryd.]

Why should I tell you?

[aliengirl]

Have I asked for anything?

[BlueRose]

What is going on here?

[Indyben]

who can tell?

[BlueRose]

Can't you?

[Maryd.]

Does anyone, really know?

[BlueRose]

why should they know?

[Maryd.]

Ok, who knows then?

[BlueRose]

Do you think I do!!?

[Heathcliff]

Why don't you?

[Indyben]

Why dont who what?

[Heathcliff]

Where, when and how?

[Indyben]

Who or why?

[Heathcliff]

Should I just nod my head and agree?

[Jazz_]

Why wouldn't you?

[Pendragon]

Eh? :out::out:

[Jazz_]

Is that meant to mean something?

[Heathcliff]

You said it but did you mean it?

[Indyben]

Mean what?

[Heathcliff]

Did you just call me mean?

[Indyben]

Why would I do that?

[Heathcliff]

Am I mean?

(I'm hoping you'll get this right :lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that a question for anyone?

[Maryd.]

Why is anyone allowed to answer questions?

[Haunted]

shall I answer that?

[Maryd.]

Can you answer it?

[BienvenuJDC]

Would SOMEBODY answer it?

[Haunted]

why are you yelling?

[BienvenuJDC]

Am i yelling?

[Haunted]

why are you using the lowercase i?

[BienvenuJDC]

Did the caplock mess me up again?

[Jazz_]

Doesn't it always?

[BienvenuJDC]

Does anyone else here hate the caplock button?

[Jazz_]

Doesn't everyone hate it? (Especially when you're trying to hit Tab instead)

[BienvenuJDC]

Does anyone ever get those nostalgic moments?

[Haunted]

such as?

[BienvenuJDC]

Should I forget my long lost childhood memories?

[Haunted]

were they good memories?

[Jazz_]

Do you want to share?

[Indyben]

share what?

[Heathcliff]

Can I have some of your lollies?

[Indyben]

Do I have any lollies?

[Heathcliff]

Or did you already eat them all?

[Indyben]

Did I have any lollies to eat in the first place?

[Heathcliff]

Didn't I give you some?

[Indyben]

When was that?

[Maryd.]

Why didn't I get any lollies?

[Heathcliff]

Why should you get some when I didn't get any?

[Indyben]

Where did I get these lollies?

[Heathcliff]

Did you go to the lolly shop?

[Haunted]

do you want to hear what your dentist have to say about this?

[Maryd.]

Why, does he eat lollies too?

[Haunted]

don't you know he eats lollies for dessert after a meal of crispy fried spiders?

[Maryd.]

Does he eat his spiders with salad on the side?

[aliengirl]

On which side?

[Maryd.]

Does it matter which side he eats his salad from?

[Haunted]

do you know it's very important that the carrots be on the right side of the plate?

[BienvenuJDC]

Aren't you supposed to use a bowl for salad?

[Haunted]

are you not going to eat my salad because its on a plate?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you questioning my traditions?

[Haunted]

so you're not going to eat the salad?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you want me to eat the salad?

[Haunted]

do you want to eat road tar instead?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you keep force feeding me?

[Haunted]

are you being difficult?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why do you want me to eat tar from plates?

[Maryd.]

Where else would you eat it from?

[Indyben]

Whose eating tar in the first place?

[Jazz_]

Isn't tar toxic?

[Heathcliff]

But is tar tasty?

[Pendragon]

Who will taste it to find out?

[Haunted]

will you have the honor?

[BienvenuJDC]

Can I skip out on the taste test?

[Haunted]

what's so bad about a tar tart?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is that anything like Steak Tartare?

[Haunted]

is it better than Beef Tariyaki?

[BienvenuJDC]

Could anything be better than Steak Tariyaki?

[Haunted]

would you like Taramisu for dessert?

[BienvenuJDC]

Are you cooking?

[Haunted]

are you kidding??

[Jazz_]

Why is that so outrageous?

[Indyben]

Who said it is?

[Heathcliff]

If I said it was, do I still get the steak?

[aliengirl]

Who has got the steak?

[Indyben]

Don't I have the steak?

[Heathcliff]

Are you sure I didn't steal it?

[Indyben]

Didn't I give it to you freely?

[Heathcliff]

Didn't you know about the other piece of steak?

[Indyben]

There was another piece?

[Heathcliff]

Can you see it circutlating my stomach?

[Indyben]

Should I be able to?

[Heathcliff]

Are you looking?

[Indyben]

Is it possible to see food circulating in a person's stomach?

[Heathcliff]

Have you tried?

[Indyben]

Should I have?

[Heathcliff]

Why don't you?

[Indyben]

wouldn't that be wierd?

[Heathcliff]

Will anyone see if you try it?

[Indyben]

Isn't it a little intrusive?

[Heathcliff]

Would the ability to see your insides bother you?

[Indyben]

Is there a reason it shouldn't?

[Heathcliff]

Do you like blood and guts?

[Indyben]

Shouldn't I only see blood and guts in movies?

[Heathcliff]

Would you consider becoming a doctor?

[Indyben]

Do you think I could handle it?

[Heathcliff]

What type of doctor will you be?

[Indyben]

Am I going to be a doctor anyway?

[Heathcliff]

Would the pay suit you?

[Indyben]

Would the work?

[Heathcliff]

Would you do your job?

[Indyben]

Do I have to?

[Heathcliff]

Do I have to fire you?

[Indyben]

Can you please?

[Heathcliff]

Or do you want to quit?