Questions Only

[The Walker]

are you forgetful as well?

[Niamh]

arent you all a little forgetful?

[muhsin]

What is happening?

[Haunted]

can't this wait till tomorrow?

[The Walker]

why cant we discuss it today?

[Haunted]

can we change the subject?

[The Walker]

About what do you wanna talk about?

[Haunted]

shall we talk about the weather?

[Lynne50]

Is it raining where you live?

[Haunted]

is the pouring rain ever going to stop?

[Mathor]

Why should it stop raining?

[Haunted]

You don't like sunny days?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't you know that prolonged exposure to the sun could cause skin cancer?

[Haunted]

Aren't there times when you admire others' tan?

[The Walker]

Havent you ever wish you were not thaat taned?

[Haunted]

You don't think I put on enough suncreen?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think that flesh is beautiful...tanned or not?

[Haunted]

Do you agree that beauty is skin deep?

[Scheherazade]

How deep is "skin deep"?

[Mathor]

What does the term "skin deep" even mean, really?

[Scheherazade]

Have you looked it up in a dictionary?

[Haunted]

did I spell it wrong?

[DanielBenoit]

Do you want me to check for you?

[PoeticPassions]

Do you always want to help?

[DanielBenoit]

Why do you ask? Am I too bothersome?

[Haunted]

what's bothering you?

[DanielBenoit]

Would you happen to have some insight?

[Haunted]

What am I not seeing?

[kingoflombards]

Hello?

[tailor STATELY]

Is anyone listening ?

[Haunted]

how come no one's listening?

[tailor STATELY]

Is my speaker on ?

[Haunted]

are you wearing your earbuds?

[Scheherazade]

Who is going to chech to make sure?

[Haunted]

what are you not sure about?

[kingoflombards]

Who are you talking to?

[Haunted]

are you paying attention?

[BienvenuJDC]

Wouldn't I always pay attention to you?

[Haunted]

aren't you preoccupied with something else?

[toni]

don't we all indulge in multi-tasking?

[Haunted]

when will you focus on just one thing?

[Lynne50]

Aren't you able to multi-task?

[kingoflombards]

LOOK! What is that?!?!?!?!

[Haunted]

can you describe what you just saw?

[kingoflombards]

How on earth can one describe a four foot three green midget doing the hokie pokie?

[Haunted]

did you join in?

[kingoflombards]

Would you judge me if I did?

[Haunted]

what kind of idiot would... sorry, I withdraw the question :D

[kingoflombards]

I know. What kind of an idiot wouldn't? :lol:

[kingoflombards]

Is anyone there?

[Haunted]

who are you expecting?

[kingoflombards]

You don't know?

[Haunted]

how am I supposed to know?

[Maryd.]

I'll not ask again, so tell me who are you expecting?

[kingoflombards]

Whoever were you expecting me to expect?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Who is expecting? Who is the father?

[Haunted]

You didn't know you are the father?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Me!?!?!


What kind of bizarre miracle is that?!

[Haunted]

:lol:
Are you denying it?

[Madhuri]

Denying what?

[Maryd.]

Are you denying you are expecting?

[kingoflombards]

How is it physically possible for that to happen to me??(...I thought that only happened in that one Arnold Schwarzenegger movie!:D)

[Maryd.]

If it were possible, no doubt you would want to try it out first - right?

[Dirtbag]

Wouldn't it be a bit uncomfortable?

[Maryd.]

:brickwall So how do you think we feel?????:rolleyes:

[kingoflombards]

Isn't this a bit of an awkward conversation? Shouldn't we change the subject?

[Haunted]

So...how's the weather?

[Modigliani]

Isn't that sort of cliché?

[Haunted]

isn't that the point?

[kingoflombards]

What is the law? (Lets see how many people know this from Filmcow...)

[Niamh]

Filmcow?meh! Did you not hear how i fought the law and the law won?

[Silas Thorne]

Did you break Statute 39?

[soundofmusic]

Do you mean that he passed the bus that was yellow?
With the light that was red?
With the children who were boarding?
through the mud that was tread?

[Silas Thorne]

Perhaps he had been tired
from driving a long way,
and could not see the road ahead
to stop in time that day?

[Haunted]

or perhaps he was busy texting while driving and missed the sign?

[Silas Thorne]

Didn't Dan Brown tell him to follow the signs, why didn't he listen?

[Haunted]

did someone forget to bring him up to date with the Secret Society?

[soundofmusic]

Was he not just a bus driver?
Though pious some say
Was he truly a believer?
Was he, in fact, Opus Dei?

[DanielBenoit]

Has Dan Brown yet constructed a readable English sentence?

[Silas Thorne]

Could we understand Dan Brown's prose better if translated into another language apart from English?

[DanielBenoit]

Did Dan Brown leave his "half-eaten power lunch" on the table?

[Silas Thorne]

Is 'half-eaten power lunch' some sort of cryptic sign that we can decipher by looking at the way the cat coughed up hair on the carpet?

[soundofmusic]

Has anyone found Dan Brown's run-on sentences...?

[DanielBenoit]

Has any one everr opened up a random page of Dan Brown and threw up?

[Modigliani]

Does anyone find it funny (and sad) that some Catholics deem it necessary to warn others against believing the EVIDENTLY FICTITIOUS ideas presented in the works of Dan Brown and J.K. Rowling?

[Maryd.]

Does anyone find it funny (and sad) that some Catholics deem it necessary to warn others against believing the EVIDENTLY FICTITIOUS ideas presented in the works of Dan Brown and J.K. Rowling?


Dear, what is ficition anyway? (But an image of our subconsious mind... And our subconsious mind, has been infected by reality.)

So is it fiction or not????

[soundofmusic]

who was at the table on that last fateful night?
A woman with child, and 10 Isrealites?
A fool and a coward, who sold out his friend?
A forgiven adultress who would rule over men?

[Silas Thorne]

Was fisherman Bob there, with his maimed part?

[soundofmusic]

Did his fisher's of men idea not quite work out?

[dodong]

what are u guys talking about?

[Pryderi Agni]

Do you know what they're talking about?

[Maryd.]

My guess is we are all asking... Why? Why? Why are we on this thread?

[Silas Thorne]

What colour is the thread?

[Maryd.]

What value has this thread?

[Haunted]

can this thread go through the eye of a needle?

[Silas Thorne]

If that needle's matter met antineedle matter, how many joules of energy would be released?

[Maryd.]

Ah er... I should this one, right... Oooo wait... Nope, nothing comes to mind

Can you rephrase the question please?

[Haunted]

is it electrifying enough for you?

[Maryd.]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yep

Is it for you???

[Haunted]

maybe...is it for me too?

[Maryd.]

I would hope it is for you but one can never tell. Are you happy right now?

[hack]

If that needle's matter met antineedle matter, how many joules of energy would be released?

why would I want you to release my joules?

[Silas Thorne]

Do joules have a name-tag?

[Haunted]

wouldn't Joules be a good name for a shock jock?

[Silas Thorne]

When does a shock jock cease to shock?

[Haunted]

isn't it more shocking that it's no longer shocking?

[hack]

if I stick this fork in this slot what do you think will happen?

[Haunted]

Was your question a response to the one above?

[hack]

I can't remember, what was the question?

[Maryd.]

Ar er what question?

[Haunted]

the question again is, to be or not to be?

[Maryd.]

I think to be is better than not to be... Argh! Is my grammar correct?

[hack]

was your gramper corect to mary yer grammer?

[Maryd.]

Hahahah... So farny- Never met either... Have you met yer grammer or yer gramper?

[hack]

didn't I meet your grammar at the reunion?

[Maryd.]

Wot reunion???

[soundofmusic]

Was it the reunion of the Grammer Queens; I believe I heard the Saudi Scientists crashed it, they all made beer bombs and butternut bread

[Annamariah]

Why wasn't I invited?

[hack]

Weren't you there, in the back, with the funny little hat?

[Maryd.]

Don't wear hats... What colour was it?

[Virgil]

Don't wear hats... What colour was it?

Was it the color of grass or ocean?

(I haven't played this in ages. :D)

[Maryd.]

What's the difference what colour it was?

[soundofmusic]

Wasn't that the same question I asked. They answered: the man wearing grass lay smashed in the ocean, with red running out from the gashes of skin; but who was he, what was he...

[Maryd.]

Was he an Ogre?

[Silas Thorne]

Was he in any way related to Shrek?

[Maryd.]

Was he living in a swamp?

[Silas Thorne]

Did it have swamp monsters?

[Maryd.]

Yes, but did it have swamp gnomes?

[Silas Thorne]

Would you give a gnome your home if it asked for it?

[Maryd.]

Would the gnome be a family member or a friend?

[Silas Thorne]

Can a gnome ever be a friend?

[Maryd.]

The question you should have asked is can a gnome ever be related to me?

[Silas Thorne]

Do relatives live in your garden?

[loki456]

can the gnomes wear those shoes?

[Maryd.]

Well if one was wearing shoes would he be able to walk?

[loki456]

it goes without saying that a gnome with shoes can't walk, but could he skip?

[Maryd.]

It's hard enough being a gnome that skips, but can he hop as well?

[loki456]

there is only one gnome I know of that can skip and hop, what is his name again?

[Maryd.]

His name is of no consequence, yet you called him a he, if he can do two things at once, would that make him a he or a she?

[loki456]

it was simply a generalisation, since gnomes have no genders right?

[Maryd.]

Well they portray themselves as me, yet are they?

[loki456]

indeed not, for they are social creatures, but if that's the case shouldn't they all be able to skip and hop?

[Maryd.]

Yes this is true... But don't you think that a female is better at skipping and hopping than men?

[loki456]

you are right this is true of all species, but won't a gnome that skips and hops surely attract the attention of goblins?

[Maryd.]

It is possible, but what would goblins be doing in the garden?

[loki456]

surely they would hear of a gnome skipping and hopping and come to see, is this not in their curious nature?

[Maryd.]

Are goblins curious enough to mingle with the likes of gnomes?

[loki456]

isn't that how the gnoblin war of '78 start?

[Maryd.]

Yes or was it '79?

[loki456]

well it was the '78 financial year, but when did gnomes have a financial year?

[Maryd.]

When did gnomes have an income?

[loki456]

since the gnoblin war of '78, but what do they spend money on?

[Maryd.]

A gnome will should be able to spend it on anything shouldn't they?

[loki456]

well we know one spends it on shoes i guess, but is that really a wise way to spend gnome money?

[Maryd.]

Or should a gnome buy a frock instead of those dreary boring pants?

[loki456]

a non-gender gnome in a frock, surely the aliens would see that lunacy from space?

[Maryd.]

But if they see the gnome in a frock will they attack?

[loki456]

as if they wouldn't, could you restrain yourself from attacking a gnome in a frock?

[Maryd.]

Those pesky aliens should ask themselves, do they feel luck - punks?

[loki456]

no the better question is, can they handle the truth?

[Maryd.]

Or maybe one can ask are they ready for a battle?

[loki456]

or if you yelled 'freedom' in tartan kilts, what would they feel?

[Maryd.]

Would I be playing the bagpipes at the same time?

[loki456]

i hope so, but wouldn't that scare the goblins away?

[Maryd.]

Or at least ask the question, what on earth are you doing here?

[loki456]

and what would the answer be?

[Maryd.]

Would it be what starts a quarrel?

[loki456]

could the goblins answer that?

[Maryd.]

If the goblins had a chance would they want to spread their love of fight?

[loki456]

if they spread their love, what would a mix of alien, goblin and gnome look like?

[Madhuri]

How am I supposed to know? :)

[Silas Thorne]

Have you not looked at the instructions?

[loki456]

what instructions?

[Mrig]

din't you read them?

[Maryd.]

Read what?

[Mrig]

Why don't you read? ;)

[Madhuri]

Why dont you read something that is readable? :p

[Mrig]

How do you decide that before reading? :O

[Maryd.]

Have you read all the instructions yet????

[loki456]

where are the instructions?

[Maryd.]

Have you checked your pokets?

[loki456]

what are pockets?

[Madhuri]

Aren't pockets like containers?

[Maryd.]

Aren't your containers filled with interesting things?

[loki456]

what do you class as interesting?

[Maryd.]

What ever you class as interesting?

[loki456]

do the gnomes think that, that's interesting?

[Maryd.]

Is it possible that gnomes can think of interesting things like us?

[Fen]

Would gnomes think what we find interesting as interesting?

[Maryd.]

If gnomes find the things we find interesting would they do what we do?

[Fen]

Why wouldn't they?

[Maryd.]

Why would people like to think like gnomes?

[Fen]

Do you think it's because secretly we all want to wear those pointy red hats?

[loki456]

or why they wear frocks?

[Fen]

Gnomes wear frocks?

[Maryd.]

Do they wear pink socks as well?

[loki456]

don't the aliens wear the socks?

[Maryd.]

Ar... Where are the aliens, anyway?

[loki456]

didn't they attack the goblins last night?

[Maryd.]

Or was that early this morning?

[loki456]

what does am or pm really mean anyways?

[Maryd.]

Why haven't you answered my question from last night?

[Fen]

What was your question?

[Maryd.]

Ar er... Does anyone remember my question?

[loki456]

i thought that gnome that skips and hops asked you first?

[Fen]

Wasn't it about circus horses?

[loki456]

Wasnt the clown riding that circus horse?

[Fen]

It could have been a gnome dressed as a clown, couldn't it?

[V.Jayalakshmi]

When a gnome is a clown how can he dress?

[Maryd.]

Maybe it was a clown dressed as a gnome?

[Fen]

Haven't we forgotten about the horse?

[Maryd.]

What horse?

[loki456]

couldn't it have been a gnome dressed as a clown in a horses costume?

[Fen]

Do you think it is a common thing for gnomes to do?

[Maryd.]

Could a gnome be seen in a horses costume?

[loki456]

could another horse tell if a gnome was in a horses costume?

[Maryd.]

Could another horse fall in love with a gnome in a horses costume?

[loki456]

is that really love then?

[Maryd.]

I mean can one love, one, of another kind?

[Haunted]

but first, can one love their own kind, unconditionally?

[loki456]

isn't unconditional love only proven in death?

[Maryd.]

Or is it more than you ate letting out???

[loki456]

when does a question prove you've had one too many to drink?

[Maryd.]

Is that a personal question?

[loki456]

aren't all questions in one form or another personal in nature?

[Haunted]

nothing personal but is drinking such a bad thing as fast-acting therapy?

[loki456]

why is fast-acting therapy better than its alternatives?

[Maryd.]

Why should we use alternatives?

[loki456]

wasn't the alternative proposed by the talking circus gnome-horse?

[Maryd.]

And was he trained by a lion tamer?

[loki456]

but when did the lion tamer train him?

[Maryd.]

The question you should be asking is, why did the lion tamer train him?

[loki456]

wasn't it a favor to the frock wearing, skipping and hopping gnome?

[Maryd.]

Pardon, can you rephrase the last question?

[Haunted]

who did you dressed up for?

[Maryd.]

Why did you dress up for, in the first place?

[loki456]

who is dressing up?

[Maryd.]

Is there are gnome, horse, lion tamer or alien dressing up?

[Haunted]

do you know they're cross-dressing?

[Maryd.]

'Twasn't me... Who?

[loki456]

when did this happen?

[Maryd.]

How did this happen??

[loki456]

why did this happen?

[Maryd.]

Will someone please TELL me who this happened to????

[loki456]

how can I TELL you if i'm not sure myself?

[Maryd.]

Is anyone sure?

[loki456]

can anything ever be truly determined?

[Maryd.]

Is life always this difficult?

[loki456]

but really, what is difficult, if not the lack of experience?

[Maryd.]

Experience... It' so overrated, who needs it?