Questions Only

[maraki16]

how can we tell that if we only hear them and without any special machinery?

[Silas Thorne]

Would you like to use some of mad Dr. Reich's machinery?

[maraki16]

and who is he exactly?

[Madhuri]

Some mad engineer?

[Remarkable]

Do you really think they were playing?Weren't they on playback?

[maraki16]

does it make any difference?

[Pendragon]

Aren't differences what you make them to be?

[kiz_paws]

And what if one is indifferent?

[jekan blazer]

does that matter?

[Madhuri]

Indifference does not matter?

[jekan blazer]

should it?

[maraki16]

what is your opinion on the matter?

[Silas Thorne]

What does matter taste like?

[Madhuri]

Does it not taste like chilli chicken? :p :D

[maraki16]

doesn't it have a plain taste?

[Silas Thorne]

What wine would accompany it the best?

[Madhuri]

Are there many varieties to choose from?

[Silas Thorne]

Is one never enough?

[Zee.]

Are you not satisfied?

[Silas Thorne]

When is a person ever satisfied?

[maraki16]

can't you judge according to yourself?

[Remarkable]

Doesn't it taste green?

[jekan blazer]

it tasted green?

[Remarkable]

Can anyone verify it tastes green?

[Silas Thorne]

Will there be the death penalty if we can't?

[maraki16]

why, is it still legal for such occasions?

[Silas Thorne]

What is 'legal' ?

[maraki16]

do you think i represent justice so as to be able to define what is legal?

[Madhuri]

Do we have to study law to define what is legal?

[Silas Thorne]

What use is there in studying anything?

[maraki16]

how can you shape your personality if not studying and gaining knowledge?

[Madhuri]

Education has no benefits?

[Silas Thorne]

Where can you be educated?

[maraki16]

haven't you already become educated?

[Madhuri]

Doesn't experience provide all that we need to know?

[Silas Thorne]

What experience gives the most knowledge?

[maraki16]

can experience be categorized into certain groups?

[Silas Thorne]

If you were to open up your head, could you take it out with a spoon?

[Madhuri]

If I opened my head, don't you think I would be dead?

[Silas Thorne]

How would you know if you've never tried? ;)

[Madhuri]

Dont you think it will be safer if I try it on someone else first?

[maraki16]

you mean make an experiment on a person's brain just like hitler did?

[Silas Thorne]

What kind of experiments?

[maraki16]

don't you know about these fatal experiments he did on prisoners?

[Silas Thorne]

Did Tom Cruise know about this?

[maraki16]

is there anyone who doesn't know about this?

[Silas Thorne]

Do you think perhaps there was someone who was playing the game and just wrote these things to make strange questions? ;)

[papayahed]

Are you talking to me?

[Silas Thorne]

You don't see anyone else around here, do ya?

[papayahed]

all right then, Do you know the muffin man?

[Silas Thorne]

what kind of muffin, man?

[maraki16]

is he a man made of muffins or a man who eats muffins?

[Silas Thorne]

A man made of muffins would be tastier, wouldn't he?

[papayahed]

Wouldn't you rather eat a muffin rather then a man made of muffins?

[Silas Thorne]

But isn't there a kind of pleasure people get from eating jelly babies and gingerbread men that we can also get from eating a muffin man?

[Madhuri]

Will you also drink the blood of muffin man for pleasure?

[papayahed]

Could you be arrested for muffin manslaughter?

[Silas Thorne]

Do muffins have souls?

[Madhuri]

Muffins need to have a life to have a soul, don't you think?

[Redzeppelin]

Are you being figurative in your use of "having a life" - or are you speaking literally?

[papayahed]

Do muffinmen have souls?

[Remarkable]

Do men in general have souls?

[Madhuri]

Isn't what the great people teach about -- the soul, it's liberation and nirvana?

[kiz_paws]

Hey, did someone here say NIRVANA? ;)

[Madhuri]

Are you referring to the band?

[Silas Thorne]

Is it a band of thieves?

[Madhuri]

What have they stolen?

[kiz_paws]

Was it the FM airwaves?

[Pendragon]

Does that stand for Fantasy Mythos?

[maraki16]

you know the meaning of the word mythos?

[Bancini]

Who doesn't?

[Silas Thorne]

Does 'Who' live with 'Nobody'?

[andave_ya]

Am I Nobody?

[Silas Thorne]

who is this 'I' you speak of?

[rozreads]

Is that Eye as in I witness?

[Silas Thorne]

What do you witness?

[papayahed]

Can I get a witness?

[Virgil]

Are you in some legal trouble? :D

[papayahed]

Can it be proven?

[Virgil]

What will a witness have seen?

[Silas Thorne]

How accurate is the perception of a witness?

[Virgil]

Are you now putting the witness on trial?

[Silas Thorne]

Where is a trial to put the witness on?

[rozreads]

Is the jury out?

[Silas Thorne]

Who put sleeping gas into the ventilation system? ;)

[kiz_paws]

Don't you mean LAUGHING gas? :lol:

[maraki16]

what is laughing gas made of?

[Pendragon]

Isn't it Nitrous Oxide?

[jekan blazer]

ya think???

[maraki16]

do we have any other options?

[Silas Thorne]

Or shall we opt out of this one?

[oopsycandy]

Can we take pot luck just in case?

[maraki16]

does it work?

[Silas Thorne]

When does it work?

[rozreads]

Don't we have to protect our phoney baloney jobs?

[Silas Thorne]

What about our other jobs?

[rozreads]

Where can I get a boob job real cheap?

[Pendragon]

Can't some boob do it for enough money?

[Pendragon]

Oh, and you measure your worth as a woman by the size of your boobs?

[rozreads]

Is it true that money can't buy you love?
Oh, and surely you jest? Am I not on a literary forum?

[Tournesol]

Whatever made you think you were on a Literary forum?

[rozreads]

Because I think, therefore, am I?

[Redzeppelin]

If I don't answer your question affirmatively, will you cease to exist?

[rozreads]

Yes. Is that what you want?

[Madhuri]

Who will play this game if you cease to exist?

[oopsycandy]

do I count?

[maraki16]

is this a philosophical question?

[Silas Thorne]

How do you define 'philosophical'?

[maraki16]

should i try to find a definition made from a philosopher?

[Silas Thorne]

What good are philosophers?

[maraki16]

you think they are useless for the evolution of humanity?

[Silas Thorne]

when does evolution begin and end?

[maraki16]

why do you ask me since you know i am not giving you a reply?

[Silas Thorne]

Can you give me something else, perhaps chocolate? ;)

[Pendragon]

When did ladies here on this forum become so obsessed with boob size? Are they not both beautiful and intelligent?

[maraki16]

have i ever told you i am obsessed with my boob size?

[kiz_paws]

Who is obsessing over boob size?

[maraki16]

do you think we should wait for the guys to give us a proper answer for the rumours they are spreading?

[Madhuri]

What sort of rumors?

[maraki16]

haven't you heard about the rumors that pen spreads?

[jekan blazer]

should i have?

[maraki16]

can't you evaluate the importance of this info on your own?

[thelastmelon]

Do I really have to?

[rozreads]

Have you heard of the power of the pen?

[Madhuri]

What does it do?

[Pensive]

What does saying 'I love you' on a specific occasion to a person do when this is something you do everyday several times?

[muhsin]

Where have you been?

[Pensive]

Where has who been?

[Chava]

Should I tell you where I've been?

[Pensive]

Would you tell me where you haven't been?

[crystalmoonshin]

Would that really matter to you?

[maraki16]

what makes you think it would make any difference?

[oopsycandy]

Is this a philosophy,boob or chocolate question?

[maraki16]

how can you tell the difference among the three?

[Madhuri]

Are all three the same?

[crystalmoonshin]

And what if they are?

[maraki16]

but what if they are not?

[Madhuri]

What difference does it make?

[maraki16]

what context do you give in the definition of the word 'difference'?

[Madhuri]

Doesn't difference simply mean variation?

[kiz_paws]

Should I check with my slide ruler?

[Madhuri]

What are the parameters?

[NikolaiI]

Do I look like a computer?

[Madhuri]

Do you? really? :goof:

[NikolaiI]

Would you please just give me your honest opinion? :p

[Silas Thorne]

Where can we find one?

[NikolaiI]

A computer or an honest opinion?

[Madhuri]

Is anyone really honest these days?

[NikolaiI]

Is this the way you usually answer questions?

[Madhuri]

Did I confuse you?

[NikolaiI]

What makes you think I'm not confused? :p

[Madhuri]

My questions are pretty easy, dont you think?

[NikolaiI]

Yes why do I get all the hard ones?

[Madhuri]

hahaha

Are they as hard as a nut shell? :p

[NikolaiI]

Is it really fair to laugh?

[Madhuri]

It is, indeed :p :D

I was told by someone that laughter increases the amount of blood in the body, do you agree?

[NikolaiI]

Is that similar to blood circulation?

[Madhuri]

If you have 1 ltr blood in your body, it will only double if you laugh...do you think that's possible?

[muhsin]

I don't know, Maddie. Do I?

[NikolaiI]

How long would it take to make that increase?

[Madhuri]

Should I check this with a doctor?

[dodong]

did you just say, doctor?

[NikolaiI]

Would a doctor be able to follow the rules of Questions only, though?

[Madhuri]

Do they have to take a course on litnet rules?

[NikolaiI]

Could a doctor really find time for that?

[kiz_paws]

Can we ask Dr. Pepper? ;)

[NikolaiI]

Is he around?

[kiz_paws]

Can't you see him?

[NikolaiI]

Can we ignore him please? :D

[mmaria]

Who wouldn't want it?

[Madhuri]

What does he know of the litnet rules?

[Silas Thorne]

The litnet has rules?

[Madhuri]

You didn't know? :eek2: You know you can be banned for such ignorance :p :p

[dodong]

does anybody know?

[kiz_paws]

Can I have a moment to think this over?

[Madhuri]

Will a moment be sufficient?

[mmaria]

Sufficient for what?

[Madhuri]

Sufficient for thinking whether to add one or two teaspoons of sugar in tea, maybe?

[NikolaiI]

Shall we split up and search for the doctor after tea? Isn't finding the doctor much more important than tea anyways?

[Madhuri]

Is the doctor handsome enough that I should pay any attention? :p

[NikolaiI]

Shall we search for him to find out?

[Madhuri]

Is there one around?

[Haven]

why do you ask?

[Babyguile]

why do you evade my (important!) questions? Is he handsome?

[NikolaiI]

Will people please just quit changing avatars? :D

[*Classic*Charm*]

Why, are you finding it confusing?

[rozreads]

Confused? Who's confused? Do I dare to eat a peach?

[NikolaiI]

Who told you about peaches? :p

[rozreads]

Maybe the fuzz?How disturbing is the universe?

[NikolaiI]

From the point of view of the peaces? :D:D:D:D:D

[Madhuri]

Do peaches know about the disturbance?

[NikolaiI]

Maddie, are there any peaches left?

[Madhuri]

I ate it all; can you wait until the next season?

[maraki16]

but why should i wait till the next season?

[Mathor]

how could you possibly wait til next season?

[*Classic*Charm*]

What if I want a peach RIGHT NOW? Huh, Maddie?:p

[Madhuri]

Shall I make an exception, just for you?

[Silas Thorne]

Why argue with the charming one where peaches are concerned? ;)

[Madhuri]

You mean there should be no discussion on the most delicious fruit, a peach? :eek:

[Mathor]

wait why are we still talking about peaches???

[Delta40]

Do you think another fruit conversation would be appropriate?

[Madhuri]

Which fruit do you recommend?

[muhsin]

Why LitNet?

[jhonerliz]

Where is my cake? Its my birthday today!

[mmaria]

Shouldn't I wish you a happy birthday?

[Madhuri]

Do we have to sing a birthday song, too?

[NikolaiI]

Who is that singing out of tune?

[Madhuri]

You heard me singing? :(

[NikolaiI]

I can't hear anything?

[Madhuri]

How are you feeling, now, after having lost your hearing?

[jhonerliz]

Why did I loss my hearing? :((

[Pendragon]

Don't you always play loud and disturbing music?

[NikolaiI]

Is anyone else disturbed by the appearnace of this dragon?

[Madhuri]

Don't we all love dragons?

[NikolaiI]

Have you ever seen a real one? :p

[Madhuri]

Dont they look lovely in the movies?

[NikolaiI]

Do you believe dragons are real?

[GX4146]

do you believe komodo dragons are real?

[Madhuri]

What type is that?

[kaymf]

What type is what?

[Joreads]

Why do you yell so much

[jhonerliz]

is someone frustrated you?

[Niamh]

Who moved my cheese?

[Madhuri]

Do you think I did that?

[NikolaiI]

Could we go back to talking about dragons?

[kaymf]

Why were we talking about dragons?

[Niamh]

Are we?

[Madhuri]

Are we talking about the dragon that ate Niamh's cheese?

[GX4146]

dragons eat cheese?

[NikolaiI]

Why don't we ask Pendragon?

[Silas Thorne]

Isn't Uther Pendragon long dead?

[GX4146]

do dragons hide under a pen name?

[Madhuri]

Can dragons hide behind a pen?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Wouldn't the pen just melt?

[Mathor]

Again?

[*Classic*Charm*]

It already happened?

[Mathor]

you didn't know?

[NikolaiI]

What is the problem with reading again?

[Mathor]

wait, what are you getting at Nikolai?

[*Classic*Charm*]

There's a problem with reading? Why didn't anyone tell me?

[NikolaiI]

Didn't you read Mathor's signature?

[*Classic*Charm*]

How did I not see that?

[Mathor]

What's wrong with my sig?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Didn't you see Nik ask what the problem with reading was?

[Mathor]

Don't you think that Nikolai should realize that it is based off a less formal quote by Dostoevsky in which Dostoevsky discusses that the topics discussed in books can sometimes be almost horrifying so you feel that you have to put the book down, but when you pick it back up you start back at that horrifying thing you stopped reading for?

[GX4146]

why people ask long questions?

[Mathor]

don't you think that's kind of a silly question?

[an7hrax]

don't you think that asking if a person who asks about a long question thinks it is a silly question using a short question is rather silly?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Aren't we all just getting a touch ridiculous here? :rolleyes:

[an7hrax]

isn't all 567 pages of this a bit ridiculous?