Questions Only

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that depend on the judges you are performing for, and how well they will be able to evaluate your work?

[AimusSage]

Isn't Madhuri the judge? Isn't she perfectly able to evaluate any work fairly?

[Pendragon]

Madhuri must remember the old saying "Sooner or later the student becomes the master.", don't you think? Perhaps Aimus has nothing to prove, but is himself a master?

[AimusSage]

Oh Oh! Is it like Darth Vader and Obi Wan? Which one am I?

[Pendragon]

Would I be the person to ask, as I am merely an observer here? Seach your feelings. What do they tell you? Are you worthy of the title of "Master Cook" in the Order of Turnips, or do you remain a humble student, with much more to learn before that honor may be bestowed upon you? Clouded your future is, that even the wise may find it hard to see the outcome, is this not so?

[kathycf]

Can I be R2D2? :p


Kathy, did you like the turnip I gave you?
Oh, yes, do you know it now has it's own turnipy shrine? Aren't you kind to sacrifice one of your own beloved turnips?

Didn't one that size give you indigestion? Did you like my black roses, my dear dead undying one? ;)

How could I eat a beloved turnip? *genteel belch* Oh dear was that me? ;)
Did you know I think those are very lovely roses, dear Pen?

[AimusSage]

A shrine? You gave the turnip a shrine? Why would you do that to the poor turnip? Don't you think that it takes away from his purpose in life?

[RobinHood3000]

Oh Oh! Is it like Darth Vader and Obi Wan? Which one am I?Looking at my signature and noting that we cannot be the same people, can you venture a guess?

[AimusSage]

But where do I find a breathing mask thingy at this hour?

[RobinHood3000]

Asthmatic-Evil-Overlords-R-Us?

[kathycf]

Asthmatic-Evil-Overlords-R-Us? Aren't they out of business? Perhaps Aim should try D's Breathing Mask Thingy Emporium, don't they have stores world wide?

[RobinHood3000]

Don't you remember what terrible service they have?

[kathycf]

Gee, I guess you are right...any other suggestions?

[RobinHood3000]

What about Bed, Bath, and Breathers?

[kathycf]

Don't you know how expensive they are? Isn't Aim on a budget?

What about DeathMask-Mart?

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't that depend on whether Aimus has a coupon?

[kathycf]

How can we find out if he has a coupon?
Perhaps I can buy it for him with my "senior" discount? ;)

[AimusSage]

Can't I have one of those high quality custom made breathing masks from Orange County Breathing Masks?

[Adelheid]

Where do you get them from?

[RobinHood3000]

Haha, how old ARE you, kathy?

[RJbibliophil]

What is Adelheid's secret to being fresh, fair, and innocent?

[kathycf]

Haha, how old ARE you, kathy?

Don't you know that a gentleman never asks and a lady never tells... her age?

Where can I find a Darth Vadar mask locally?

[RobinHood3000]

Haven't you noticed that I'm an outlaw, not a gentleman? ;)

[Pendragon]

If Aimus is Darth Vader and has gone this long without his breathing apparatus, he has either Force-healed himself, or is dead, is it not so, Obi-wan? However, I am feeling generous today, Aimus, so I brought you your beloved mask, yet do not think I will always be there to get you out of trouble, understood? I have little patience with those who allow themselves to be seduced by the Darkside, and I warned you once before; if you recognized who I really am you would know that, would he not, Obi-Wan? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-013.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't you say that he looks better with the mask on...Master Yoda?

[BlueRose]

What does that mean?!

[caesar]

You mean, that?

[kathycf]

What? um...who? What is the question again? :p

[Nightshade]

Well isnt this confusing??

[kathycf]

Oh, yes...wait, who am I again? Can you people try not to confuse us oldies? ;)

[Nightshade]

us oldies?? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/cool/cool-smiley-004.gif

[kathycf]

I meant me oldies, not you oldies...now isn't that so much more convoluted?

[Adelheid]

Convuloted? Is that in a dicken's-nory? :)

[Pendragon]

Ah, how soon they forget their old Masters. Did not Qui-Gon train you, Obi-Wan, and begin the training of Skywalker, which you swore to me to finish, even though Yoda was against it? Then did I not return from the dead to help both you and Yoda fully understand the Force for what it is? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-029.gif


By the by, :bday_2: , Papaya, but do you know my link wouldn't work, so I trust SuperGrover will do for the atvar salute? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/sheep.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Can you blame me for wondering how you managed to speak from beyond the Force, Master Qui-Gon? And isn't Yoda a good deal older than you, anyhow?

If I'm correct in assuming that Stan is Master Yoda, where is Master Windu?

[Pendragon]

I sense a sirring in the force, so he must be here on this very forum, do you not think so? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/trans/fahr05.gif That wasn't him that just went by in that ship was it?

[RJbibliophil]

Am I as confused as I think I am?

[Virgil]

Aren't you as confused as I am?

[RobinHood3000]

Do you trust enough in the Force to seek the resolution to your confusion in the Light side?

[BlueRose]

Can't u choose another question??? http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/pinkie.gif

[kathycf]

Can't u choose another question??? http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/pinkie.gif


Ok...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hyper.gif

[BlueRose]

Ok...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hyper.gif

http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/blink.gif


http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/w6w2005041122473461b80f43c.gif


Can Mr. Can can a can? http://bluerose.batcave.net/emoticons/whistling.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Can he can-can while he cans the can? While on the can?

[BlueRose]

hmmm, Can A B C?

[literaturerocks]

why are we talking about the alphabet when the real question is how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Adelheid]

What IF a wood chuck could not chuck wood? We wouldn't be able to find out how much a wood chuck chucks, isn't it?

[Pendragon]

What if no one here actually knows exactly what a "woodchuck" is? Can the woodchuck still chuck wood assuming said woodchuck hypothetically exists? What will we do with all the wood the woodchuck chuck's our way, can we can it in shiny cans for marketing as Canned Chucked Wood (freshly chucked by the woodchuck who chucked wood, would you like a can?) http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/masyanya.gif

[kathycf]

Is not a woodchuck a member of the rodent family? Perhaps wearing a plaid shirt like a lumberjack? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't that why manly men who wear lumberjack plaid shirts are usually named 'Chuck'?

[TheFemme]

How many manly men named 'Chuck' have you seen wearing lumberjack plaid shirts?

[RobinHood3000]

And do they usually wear women's clothing and hang out in bars?

(And now, for something completely different...)

[Pendragon]

Well, Kathy, I'm no snitch, see, but our friend the woodchuck has a birthday on February 2, I'm fairly sure, but you do understand you didn't hear this from me? Don't you think Simple Simon had a point asking to taste a pie before buying it? I mean you don't buy a car without trying it out, do you? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/black.gif

[kathycf]

So you think a groundhog is mostly like a woodchuck, except it sings the Monty Python Lumberjack song?

What is this about some guy named Simon buying a car?

[adilyoussef]

Has Simon bought a car?

[Pendragon]

Well, in my neck of the woods, do you know we call them "groundhogs", "woodchucks", "chucks", "whistlepigs", and other names and I believe the encyclopedia will agree with us that they are all the same animal? I don't know if Simple Simon ever bought that car, he was still asking the Pieman to taste or sample his goods at the fair but the Pieman was rather uncooperative don't you think? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-002.gif

[kathycf]

An uncoooperative Pieman?

Don't you know the Muffin Man down on Drury Lane is much more easygoing?

[RobinHood3000]

Perhaps a bit too easygoing? How many women have been married to the Muffin Man? (The Muffin Man?? THE MUFFIN MAN!!)

[kathycf]

Are you saying that Muffin Man is a pushover?
What about the Gingerbread Man, then?

(NOT the buttons!!! :eek: :p )

[RobinHood3000]

What is it with the Gingerbread Man and gumdrops?

[Pendragon]

Well, we don't want it said that the Gingerbread Man is a streaker (i.e., one who runs around unclothed!), now do we? And after all those gumdrops are the buttons on his, uh, clothes, right? http://1000smilies.com/shrek.gif

[kathycf]

Do you think that the Gingerbread Man eats gingersnap cookies? :brow:

[Pendragon]

Wouldn't they be his hommies? Wouldn't that amount to cannibalism? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif

[kathycf]

You may have a point there, but didn't we say something similiar about Aimus and his turnips?

[Pendragon]

Did we? Why do I get the idea that I missed the meeting and someone forgot to read me the minutes? ;) :D

[kathycf]

Maybe, did you know I feel that way sometimes about this thread as well? :lol:

[Pendragon]

Do you suppose that it has something to do with our obvious forum addiction? :brow:

[kathycf]

But don't we show exceptional good taste by being here? :)

[Pendragon]

You have to ASK? http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/figuren/g080.gif

[kathycf]

Ordinarily, no but surely I should try to as this is the questions only thread, right? :D :D

[RobinHood3000]

What else is kathy addicted to?

[kathycf]

Do you mean in addition to my Lit-Net forum addiction? :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Why not? ;)

[kathycf]

Would you believe my response of coffee and RPGs? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

RPGs? Why didn't you say so? Why aren't you a member of the Home of RPGs forum? Haven't you heard of the special forum founded by LitNet members for the express purpose of RPing?

Erm...what kind of RPGs? :brow:

[kathycf]

The Lit-Net has forums for RPGs?
Do you know that 80% of certain games of this genre feature the word "dungeon" as part of their title?
Would you believe I made that up, but that it certainly seems like a lot, yes? :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Would you like the URL of the Home of RPGs, once I've got my computer fixed?

[ShoutGrace]

Wouldn't we all feel the loss of Kathy devoting any greater portion of her free time to something other than the LitNet?

[Pendragon]

Our dear dead undying one wouldn't do that to those of us who carefully light the votive candles around her crypt and keep her undying flesh forever young with our poems and songs and praises, would she? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

That may well depend on whether or not she appreciates that last post, correct?

[kathycf]

Do you think I could just abandon my wonderful litnet pals in such a fashion?
Am I not a well known multi-tasker? :brow:
Will Robin give me the link that I would like when he gets his computer fixed?

Am I just asking too many questions now? :p :D

[RobinHood3000]

http://homeofrpgs.proboards77.com/index.cgi

How could you have doubted me?

[kathycf]

How could I, since you are such a nice guy?

[RobinHood3000]

Do you HAVE to make me :blush:?

[kathycf]

Oh, but don't you look all cute when you blush? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Did you ever answer my question as to what kind of RPing you usually do?

[kathycf]

Didn't you know as an old lady I am entitled to be forgetful?
Would you think me tiresome if I told you the computer game variety?

[AimusSage]

Can you give specific examples?

[kathycf]

Hmmm, did you know I have TES3 Morrowind, Dungeon Siege 1 & 2, Diablo 2, Neverwinter Nights and Dungeon Lords installed right now, and that I have plans to get TES4 Oblivion?

Have I just turned into a gigantic nerd-ette? :goof:

[AimusSage]

what does nerd-etteity have to do with playing RPGs?

[RobinHood3000]

Hmmm, did you know I have TES3 Morrowind, Dungeon Siege 1 & 2, Diablo 2, Neverwinter Nights and Dungeon Lords installed right now, and that I have plans to get TES4 Oblivion?

Have I just turned into a gigantic nerd-ette? :goof:((HOO-RAH!!))

Don't you know that you just CAN'T play Diablo II without the Expansion Pack anymore?

[kathycf]

Oh, did I forget Diablo, Lord of Destruction? :brow:

Did you know I am now a new member at Home of RPGs?

[RobinHood3000]

What's your favorite character class? (Mine's the Assassin, so far.)

Didn't you know I'm an Admin there, and can see so? Why haven't you posted yet?

[kathycf]

Do you think I will post when I get over being shy?
Would you believe I am a very friendly shy person? :p

Character class? Can I say that I like the Rogue?

[RobinHood3000]

Very friendly? Why wouldn't I believe it?

Why couldn't you say it, other than the fact that the Rogue is not a selectable character class in Lord of Destruction? :p

[Madhuri]

Why does everything seem so strange here?????

[kathycf]

Oh, did I forget to mention that I am still working on some other games before I get to LoD, even though I installed it already to save time?

Strange, Madhuri? What do you mean? :brow: :D

[Pendragon]

Strange? Are we strange? Whoo-boy, you should've see us before we got together for LitNet Group Therapy if you really wanted strange, right guys? :lol:

[kathycf]

Why did I not receive my reminder for that meeting? :p

*edit* :D

If you would like to see my rogue, may I suggest you go here? (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/screenshots/chandelier.jpg)

[ShoutGrace]

Would you have wanted to attend?

[RobinHood3000]

Why does the Rogue fly? Is she...a witch??

[Pendragon]

Kathy, you mean you weren't there? Didn't you get the memo? Boy, you can't find trustworthy help these days, can you? And he was such a nice Zombie...

[AimusSage]

Don't zombies always eat memos if they can't have brains?

[kathycf]

Do you think some memos might be printed on grey matter similiar to brain tissue and thus geared for zombie messengers?
Are they not available at Office Undead for a nominal fee?


Why does the Rogue fly? Is she...a witch??

Maybe she is just very athletic and limber (and silly)? :D

[AimusSage]

Does that mean Pen gets his office supplies at Office Undead? Don't they only allow the undead to enter? Or do they make exceptions for dragons?

[kathycf]

How can you ask that since I know you have posted in the "Creative Game" thread?

Don't you know as well as anybody that Pen meets his demise in that thread all the time? :p ;) :lol:

[AimusSage]

Is that why he posts in that thread? Is that the only way he can get new office supplies?

[kathycf]

Don't they give you a 25% discount at Office Undead is you are, in fact, undead?

Don't you know what a careful shopper Pen is?

[AimusSage]

Isn't a 25% discount bad for business considering the number of undead amongst the general population?

[kathycf]

But... I thought the prices were so overinflated anyway, since they are the only store catering to the undead office worker?

Don't the regular office supply stores kick zombies out on sight?

[AimusSage]

I take it you've never been to the store near my university? :)

[kathycf]

You mean that store is frequented by zombies? :eek:

[AimusSage]

You think only zombies frequent the store? Would you believe me if I told you a skeleton works there?

[kathycf]

No, really? Any ghouls?

[AimusSage]

Don't you think ghouls rather hang out in front of the store, where they can follow unsuspecting undead into a dark alley where they might feast on the flesh of the undead customers?

[ShoutGrace]

Since when do ghouls like undead flesh?

[RobinHood3000]

No, really? Any ghouls?Aren't ghouls just differently coloured versions of zombies?

[AimusSage]

Have you looked up Ghoul in an encyclopedia?

Does Encyclopedia Brittanica not say this about ghouls?

"Anglicized as “ghoul,” the word entered English tradition and was further identified as a grave-robbing creature that feeds on dead bodies and on children. In the West ghouls have no specific image and have been described (by Edgar Allan Poe) as “neither man nor woman . . . neither brute nor human.” They are thought to assume disguises, to ride on dogs and hares, and to set fires at night to lure travelers away from the main roads."
from Encyclopaedia Britannica (http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9036705?query=Ghoul&ct=eb)

[RobinHood3000]

Haven't you played the original Diablo, in which a Ghoul looks just the same as a zombie but is bigger, bluer, and meaner?

[AimusSage]

Don't you think Diablo is a poor tool to gauge the character and desires of monsters, since they were all quite one dimensional?

Can you tell what this is? ---->*click* *click,click* CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* *click* (ad infinitum)

[kathycf]

A clickfest?

[RobinHood3000]

The fastest way to kill Baal?

[AimusSage]

Would you believe it that you are both correct, despite giving different answers?

[kathycf]

Perhaps it all leads to carpal tunnel syndrome in the end?

[RobinHood3000]

But isn't it a fun way to get it??

[AimusSage]

Why not use a programmable button that once pressed, performs several mouse clicks at a time? Don't you just adore those programmable buttons?

[kathycf]

Are you assuming that everyone actually knows how to program their buttons? :brow: :lol:

[RJbibliophil]

But what sort of programing language would be necessary for such programming? Would PHP suffice?

[AimusSage]

Doesn't your keyboard software come with an automatic programming function?

[kathycf]

My keyboard? Yes, it does, but that assumes I know how to program it, right? :lol:

[AimusSage]

I take it the software provided with your keyboard isn't dummy compliant? :p

[kathycf]

Ha, are you calling me a dummy? ;) :lol:

Don't you know how much I agree with that?

[AimusSage]

Who's calling who a dummy and why is who agreeing with who?

[kathycf]

Ummm, do you want a side of turnips with your turnip casserole?

[Pendragon]

Why am I getting the feeling now that I didn't get the memo? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/xt.gif

[AimusSage]

Weren't you the one that sent the memo?

[kathycf]

Don't you know how much I need the memo??

Do I seem frazzled? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Well, are you?

[kathycf]

Did you know sometimes I get so frazzled I forget my own name?

Who am I again? :p

[RobinHood3000]

My dinner date, I hope?

[kathycf]

That's right, and aren't we dining at the Golden Turnip?

[Pendragon]

How could I send the memo, when I don't even know what the current topic of conversation is? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif

[AimusSage]

Was there even ever a memo sent?

[ShoutGrace]

Was one necessary? Isn't it enought that we are dining at the Golden Turnip?

[RobinHood3000]

"We"? :confused:

[AimusSage]

There are undead waiters at the Golden Turnip? Wasn't that what the memo was about?

[RobinHood3000]

Undead? Why??

[kathycf]

Don't undead waiters expect a 10% gratuity as opposed to the living who expect 20-25& ? Wait, are we on a budget?

[RobinHood3000]

Why should we be? Aren't we looting them, anyway?

[Pendragon]

Zombie waiters at The Golden Tyrnip, eh? Then they won't be so shocked when the lovely dead undying one, a Martian Turnip Lord, a supposed long dead Archer, and a living Dragon and company show up for dinner, will they? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif Or maybe I should show up as Auld Arrow, the ghost pirate, what say?

[kathycf]

What about Davey Jones of locker fame?
If Davey Jones was in a locker at the bottom of the ocean, how did he manage to sing with the Monkees? :p

[RobinHood3000]

Hacking into the Transatlantic Cable, perhaps?

[AimusSage]

Is that a question? :)

Could he be online somewhere, pretenting to be a fellow forumer, preying on unsuspecting victims?

[RobinHood3000]

Couldn't I say that it's a "question" of whether hacking into the cable underwater is possible?

[kathycf]

Wouldn't you want this fine zombie here to wait on us?
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/screenshots/zombie1.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't he be a little slow shambling from our table to the kitchen and back?

[Madhuri]

Dont you think he would be dropping that slimy thing dripping from his body into the dish???

[fitzgolden]

How do you know it wouldn't improve the flavour?

[caesar]

Will you taste it for us?

[Pendragon]

Do you know, he doesn't look all that bad, compared to some of the ones I've seen in films? What I'm wondering is what does the COOK look like and WHAT does he/she or it put into the food they are planning on serving us? Maybe they'll serve the drinks first, you think? After a couple of Zombies down the old hatch would any of us be sober enough to care what we're eating? :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Holy Hannah, aren't those Zombies stiffer than the plank??

[kathycf]

Hey Robin, shouldn't that be:
Holy Hannah, isn't that Zombie stiffer than the plank? :)

[RobinHood3000]

Blast -- would you believe that in the new forum format, I keep looking to the wrong place for the thread name?

Do you know what kind of Zombie we're talking about?

[Pendragon]

Everybody does know that there are two kinds: the shuffling undead and a potent alcoholic drink, a tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice, right? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/mummy.gif

[RobinHood3000]

What else is there? Rob Zombie?

Wouldn't you agree that "tall" is an understatement?

[thevintagepiper]

Don't you think that "short" and "tall" are often merely relative? Did you know that so called "short" people often prefer to be called "fun sized?"

Would you like to have an insulted zombie on your hands?

[AimusSage]

Is it possible to insult zombies?
Below what size does someone become fun-sized? How do middle sized people prefer to be called? And what about the tall people, don't you think they might object to being called tall?

[RobinHood3000]

Why would a beverage object to being called tall?

[AimusSage]

What if it is a really short beverage because it's served in a low but wide glass?

[Madhuri]

Perhaps, we should ask the beverage, what it prefers being called 'short,' 'fun sized,' 'middle sized,' 'tall' or 'shapless'. What do you say????

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't that getting a little extreme?

[AimusSage]

Are extremes really extremes in this place? Aren't they just another aspect of the crazy world that is Lit-Net?

[kathycf]

I am confused... as I am funsized, should I be served in a low but wide glass too?

[thevintagepiper]

What? Is Kathy really made of some strange substance? Was this purposefully not explained to us?

[Madhuri]

What purpose would it possibly serve????

[thevintagepiper]

Wouldn't it be nice to know?

[RobinHood3000]

Wouldn't that invade her privacy?

[Pendragon]

What is this "privacy" I keep hearing people talk about? Do Zombies of any type have any? With a drink limit of two Zombies, (that was at a local bar I’m told, I don't drink myself, in fact, my medication makes it impossible!), the "tall" description would definitely seem an understatement, Robin, would you agree? :sick:

[kathycf]

How many substances can a person be made out of? ;)

Pen, do you mean that the people at the bar are short because after 2 "zombies" they are laying on the floor?

[thevintagepiper]

Couldn't you be made of more substances than are imaginable?

[kathycf]

Do you mean substances in addition to sugar and spice and everything nice? ;)


What Are Little
Girls Made Of?

What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That's what little boys are made of. :)

[Pendragon]

Wouldn't EVERYONE be short to a Dragon? After two alcoholic Zombies, you might be lying on the floor or you might feel kind of bullet-proof, all I know is what people tell me about them, I've not experienced myself, so, what, call it "hearsay"?:idea:

[kathycf]

Did you know on December 31, 1987 I ordered a Mai Tai?
I heard those are kind of like zombies, ya know?
Do you have any idea (use your imagination if you need to) how foul that concotion tasted?

[RJbibliophil]

Do they make turnip flavored zombies?

[Pendragon]

A long, long time ago, when I did used to drink, I recall that a lot of things were supposed to have "nuances of this and that" and you were supposed to be able to "distinguish the flavor of such and such", but do you know I mostly just tasted the familiar burn of alcohol? http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fnd (22).gif

[kathycf]

Would the flavor of turnip impart more of punch to a drink and smooth out that burn of alcohol?
Maybe a whole line of turnip drinks would be good...who wants a turnip margarita?


(virgin ones without alcohol are also available!!)

[ShoutGrace]

(virgin ones without alcohol are also available!!)


Wouldn't a virgin turnip margarita be made without turnips, a much more potent element than alcohol?

[kathycf]

Whatever do you mean? :p :p

Are turnips to blame for me being so silly then?

[thevintagepiper]

Wouldn't we all say so?

[Madhuri]

Dont you think turnips cause a lot of trouble?

[AimusSage]

Are you saying turnips are trouble makers? What of the people that like turnips, are they considered to be trouble makers too?

[Pendragon]

Do you know the old saying, Aimus, dear fellow: "If the shoe fits, put it on."?
(If we can keep you out of the kitchen long enough!) http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/h010.gif

[kathycf]

Turnips and the people who love them are trouble makers?
What sort of a cruel world do we live in if that is so? :p

[AimusSage]

Don't you think it will be a world filled with trouble makers? :nod:

[thevintagepiper]

Don't you think they're really only misjudged?

[AimusSage]

Are you saying I'm not a trouble maker?

[thevintagepiper]

How could I say that?

[AimusSage]

So You think I'm a trouble maker?

[thevintagepiper]

Well, didn't you imply that you'd like to be thought of as one?

[AimusSage]

But what if I'm not really a trouble maker and only like to be thought of as one? Would you still think of me as a trouble maker?

[Pendragon]

Is this a multiple choice or essay question, Aimus? In other words, do you want a simple "yes" or "no", or would you prefer details? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Can you provide detail please? :D

[Pendragon]

Why would we consider you a troublemaker, when it’s so obvious you’re simply a pest, menace, scalawag, agitator, firebrand, and rabble-rouser? :p

[AimusSage]

You really think I am all those things? Did you know that makes me feel all proud of myself? :D

[Nightshade]

Do you think we meant to??

[AimusSage]

How could you not?

[Nightshade]

Why should I?

[AimusSage]

Doesn't it help the environment?

[Nightshade]

should I eat??

[AimusSage]

Wouldn't you starve if you didn't?

[Nightshade]

WOuld I??
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[AimusSage]

Are you suggesting you can live without any form of nutrition?

[Nightshade]

Is eating the only type of nutrition?

[AimusSage]

So how do you feed yourself?

[thevintagepiper]

What kind of question is that?

[AimusSage]

Isn't it just another normal question? I mean, if she says she doesn't eat, how does she sustain herself?

[RobinHood3000]

...photosynthesis?

[AimusSage]

Are you saying she is some kind of plant or bacteria?

[kathycf]

Perhaps she sustains herself on nutritious liquids like soup and protein drinks?

Or is she a vampire? :eek:

:brow: ;)

[AimusSage]

But doesn't a vampire still feed on the blood of the living?

[Madhuri]

Do you think she might jus' be inhaling some nutritious air, and not technically feeding on something???

[AimusSage]

Is nutritious air enough to sustain a human being?

[Madhuri]

If it can be an alternative to feeding, then why not?? This way a human being can sustain without feeding.

[AimusSage]

What exactly is nutritious air? Can you believe I never heard of it before?

[Madhuri]

Oh, its jus' air with nutrients :D, and is not available everywhere. Would you want to try this alternative???

[kathycf]

But isn't drinking different from feeding?
Isn't breathing oxygen vital in and of itself without adding "nutrients" to the air?
Why am I so confused? ;)

[AimusSage]

Don't people feed themselves with nutrients regardless of how they take them?

[kathycf]

Shouldn't everyone make life simple and sustain themselves on turnips?

[AimusSage]

But do Turnips provide all the necessary vitamins each human being needs?

[kathycf]

HOW shocked am I that the founding father of the turniper club would ask such a question??!!

On second thought, maybe all the turnips need is a little additional protein?

[AimusSage]

Are you suggesting we should alter the DNA of Turnips?

[Madhuri]

Does DNA mean: Distorted Nutrient Aggregation????

[AimusSage]

Would you like it to mean just that?

[Madhuri]

What are my options?????

[thevintagepiper]

How should we know that? Has anyone done such a thing before?

[Pendragon]

You really think I am all those things? Did you know that makes me feel all proud of myself? :DDid you realize I just ran my thesaurus in Microsoft Word and took all the words it gave as synonyms for "troublemaker"? :lol: And did you know, Aimus, that I actually consider you as "none of the above" but a friend? ;) Now, what the heck was the current topic anyway? :confused: EDIT: Oh, altering DNA of turnips. Heavens, people, do we want to wind up with a crop of malformed rutabagas?

[Madhuri]

The question was: What is the best form of nutrition??? Not turnips, thats for sure.

[AimusSage]

What could possibly be better than turnips?

[Madhuri]

Oh, Well, didnt you know that their DNA has undergone a change and they have turned into malformed rutabagas?? How could that kind be possibly fit for intake?

[AimusSage]

NOOOOOOO! Have not only a few turnips suffered that terrible fate?

[Madhuri]

Dont you think we human beings have been saved from turnip terror???

[AimusSage]

How can you say that? Don't you know the yellow turnip is far more dangerous? Didn't you realize it is a swede?

[Madhuri]

How dangerous can they be?? I have never seen a yellow swede turnip, BTW.

[AimusSage]

Wouldn't you say you are fortunate never to have seen one? Don't you know that only a few of those that saw one lived to tell the tale?

[jitendra]

Who is AimusSage ?

[Madhuri]

How could you not know that he is the Founding Father of the Lit Net Turnip Association and is also a social worker, who has saved so many guinea pigs?

[AimusSage]

A social worker? :lol:

[kathycf]

Shouldn't the better question be who doesn't know world famous turniper AimusSage? ;)

[Pendragon]

Does a retorical question still count as a question?

[kathycf]

Don't you think in this thread you could tack a question mark at the end of just about any sentence and have it work? :p

Here, see?

On Saturday I went to the movies.....?

Ok, so maybe that doesn't work quite as well as I thought, huh? ;)

[AimusSage]

It doesn't work? I could have sworn that any question was a question, no matter what was asked, I'm isn't it true that even answers can be questions?