Questions Only

[smilingtearz]

Did i sound rude??

(i'm sorry if i did... )

What is Aremich?

[Mililalil XXIV]

What are you sorry for? Were you rude? You want to know from Aremiches?

[smilingtearz]

You want to know from Aremiches?


Is it a person?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Is that the way to ask? Why so polite? Chimera got your tongue?

[smilingtearz]

why are we bringing back old topics?

[Mililalil XXIV]

How did you guess?

[smilingtearz]

Wasn't it so blatantly apparent?

[AimusSage]

Old topics? Is it not better to let unanswered questions become mysteries of the past?

[smilingtearz]

You mean let the deep warm mysteries? :D

[AimusSage]

Would we be better of creating a new mystery that is deep and warm?

[Mililalil XXIV]

How can the deep warm mysteries? What sayeth thou? And what means "we be better of creating a new mystery that is deep and warm"?

[smilingtearz]

Did the first question make sense?

[Mililalil XXIV]

You mean the one that got this whole ball of earwax rolling?

[smilingtearz]

Has it become a big disgusting icky looking ball of earwax now that it has been rolling for so long?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Hmmmmmm, what do you think?

[AimusSage]

What could possibly stop such a big ball of earwax? Should we call upon the camels te rescue us?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Aren't there enough heroes in this world already without watching the circus?

[AimusSage]

But what if the camels spit on the earwax and make it dissolve?

[Mililalil XXIV]

And what if the chicken little falls up into the sky and loses his eggs in the belt of Orion? Am I made of questions?

[Shakira]

What if the belt of Orion turns into a huge egg omlette ?

[blondeatheart]

Who is Orion? Where does the universe end? Will it all be over if I kiss him?

[AimusSage]

What would happen to Orion's Nebula if his belt turned into an egg omelet?

[smilingtearz]

Which came first? the chicken? the egg? Orion? Camels? Donkeys? Madonna?

[AimusSage]

Are you not forgetting the one thing that did really come first?

[kathycf]

What really did come first?



Why do you suddenly need to know? :mad:

Did you think I said that to make you upset? :confused:
Isn't this supposed to be a fun thread?

[jitendra]

Why shouldI tell you ?

[AimusSage]

Are you being hunted by turnips?

[Pendragon]

Are you obsessed with turnips? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/repa.gif

[AimusSage]

Why on earth would you say that? :D

[Pendragon]

Are you talkin' to me? :cool:

[AimusSage]

Is that a trick question?

[Pendragon]

Would you know? :rolleyes: ;) :)

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it possible that what seems to be tricky for some may in fact be normal for others?

[Pendragon]

Isn't it more than likely, isn't it almost probable? Certainly it would explain why a man who aces things like "reading comprehension" also manages to have difficulty at math would it not? ;) :nod:

[ShoutGrace]

How can we overcome this seemingly insuperable barrier?

[Pendragon]

Perhaps Aimus is correct and turnips are the answer to gaining wisdom, you think? I like them well enough, cooked in a Brunswick Stew, you know? :nod:

[ShoutGrace]

Didn't Aimus consider turnips to be the answer to inter-galactic economic woes?

[AimusSage]

Aren't turnips the answer to life the universe and everything? Doesn't it take exactly 42 turnips?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't it take exactly 42 turnips to incite a case of violent diarrhea?

[RJbibliophil]

Aren't turnips rather uninteresting conversation pieces?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that depend on their qualities?

[AimusSage]

Aren't the best specimen of turnips known to possess telekinetic abilities?

[Pendragon]

You saying you can read my mind? Then why should I post if you already knew what I was going to say? :D

[RJbibliophil]

Well, am I correct in saying that many here think certain things better coming from Pen, and others coming from Aim?

[AimusSage]

Isn't telekinetic the ability to move objects with the mind or other unexplained means?

[Pendragon]

When was the last time you heard a of telekinetic who was not also telepathic? ;)

[Pendragon]

I cannot answer for anyone Piglet, is not each entitled to their own opinion? :nod:

[AimusSage]

Don't I hear that every day? Why would a telekinetic turnip automatically be telepatic?

[kathycf]

Since when do turnips posses any sort of special abilities outside of their own turnipiness?
When will people realize it is Aim that has the turnip obsession and not me? :lol:

[RJbibliophil]

Why will Aim not "come off it"?

[rabid reader]

Why not just suck it up? (On a side note this game is very passive aggressive)

[thingamajig]

Why not spit it out?

[ShoutGrace]

Perhaps it is palatable? If so, what need is there for expectoration?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Who's expecting an oration?

[AimusSage]

Kathy, why are you telling me I have a turnip obsession? Aren't the turnips holed up in your dungeon waiting to give an oration? :p

[blondeatheart]

why use such long words? all the shortest words are the best (like 'love' :)) dont u agree?

[AimusSage]

But what if someone needs to use long and complicated words to express the meaning of simple words like love?

[WhimsySA]

Why would you want to be complicated if people understand you best when you are simple?

[AimusSage]

Would you really want someone to understand you? Is it not far more interesting if you leave some questions unanswered?

[smilingtearz]

doesn't everyone want to be understood?

[AimusSage]

Does everyone understand simple words like love when it is said? Doesn't understanding take away part of the magic?

[smilingtearz]

But isn't the magic understood and perceived naturally?Aren't the words that make it sound complicated?

[AimusSage]

What good is a mystery if it is understood and perceived naturally? Shouldn't the consious mind be kept in confusion? Isn't that what creates an illusion of magic?

[blondeatheart]

isnt it sometimes better to not think and just feel? just know?

[smilingtearz]

you mean feel the magic?? and not understand anything at all?

[AimusSage]

Isn't understanding a mostly logical instrument of the brain? Isn't it impossible to fully understand something that is illogical, like love?

[WhimsySA]

Isn't it true that love isn't logical anyway?

[smilingtearz]

what makes you say that?

[AimusSage]

Isn't love based on emotions? Or would you define love as something that can be calculated and put on a scale with pinpoint accuracy?

[WhimsySA]

Isn't it logical that love is complicated?

[AimusSage]

How would you define the logic of complicated love?

[smilingtearz]

Why would it be explained unless someone wants to "understand" it??

[AimusSage]

Maybe we can asks some camels to explain? Are they not the masters of all things not understood?

[blondeatheart]

well arent u getting off topic? i love this topic dont you? the feeling of love is great but is it so even if u kno u can never hav that person?

[AimusSage]

Aren't you feeling a bit lovesick at the moment? Why would you doubt that you can't have that person you are referring to?

[blondeatheart]

all the emotions are so strong y is love so? do i want him?

[AimusSage]

Do you really need to doubt that?

[Pendragon]

With love the question is "Can you say good-bye and have no regrets?" If you have any other answer than "yes" to that question, I do not think it requires any further analysis to prove that you are in love, correct? ;)

[blondeatheart]

no no no
is it love or lust?

[Pendragon]

Ah, harder questions you have, eh? Lust fulfillment evaporates, but love never satisfied is, not in an eternity,eh? :nod:

[blondeatheart]

no matter how amny hugs and kisses i get i always want more
is that love?

[Pendragon]

Search your heart, Blondie, what does it tell you? ;)

[WhimsySA]

Does your heart ever tell you anything except bang bang? Isn't it your head that tells you things?

[AimusSage]

Is the heart not a metaphor? When people have no heart, do they die?

[WhimsySA]

Dosen't only their body die? Does their spirit not live on forever?

[AimusSage]

What if their spirit died, and their body lives on? What would happen to those people?

[WhimsySA]

Wouldn't they be like zombies or something?

[AimusSage]

But what if they are not undead? What if they are just without their spirit? If their mind is without a moral compass?

[WhimsySA]

Won't a person not be a person without a spirit?

[AimusSage]

If they are not undead, and not persons either, what are they?

[WhimsySA]

I'm not sure. What would you say they are?

[AimusSage]

Would you believe me if I tell you they are turnips? :p

(I got to go now, Byebye :wave:)

[WhimsySA]

Are you obsessed with turnips???

Bye!

[RJbibliophil]

Why are we still discussing turnips?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't the turnip one of the few perpetual novelties we have in this life?

[Virgil]

Are turnips wrong vegetables for lit net?

[blondeatheart]

why r u back on the topic of turnips?

[smilingtearz]

what turnips? Who turnips?

[AimusSage]

Isn't Kathy the one with the Turnips? Aren't those turnips lethal weapons?

[smilingtearz]

vegetables are being used as weapons?

[AimusSage]

Is Kathy responsible for the manipulation of turnips? Has she turned them into weapons of mass destruction?

[blondeatheart]

can we please get off the topic of turnips?

[smilingtearz]

what's the topic that'd be of your interest?

[AimusSage]

What would you like us to ask questions about?

[blondeatheart]

don't you want to talk about love?

[smilingtearz]

who do you love?

[blondeatheart]

do i love him? do i want to? does he love me?

[smilingtearz]

what if you come to know that he does?

[ShoutGrace]

How would she do that?

[smilingtearz]

couldn't she just ask him?"

[blondeatheart]

should i ask?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't that too forward? Perhaps unsociable? Gauche, crude, vulgar even?

[blondeatheart]

should i just kiss him?

[smilingtearz]

doesn't asking seem better than that?

[ShoutGrace]

Perhaps a suggestive eye flittering will do the trick? Or a timely toss of the hair?

[blondeatheart]

it seems illogical crazy and impulsive but isn't love illogical crazy and impulsive?

[ShoutGrace]

Depends on which type of love you're talking about, doesn't it?

Eros? Agape?

[blondeatheart]

illogical crazy impulsive love - isnt that the best kind?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that depend on what you want out of it?

[blondeatheart]

happily ever after?

[smilingtearz]

what would you want more out of love than love?

[ShoutGrace]

But aren't there different kinds of loves? Wasn't that what I was just trying to say?

[smilingtearz]

how does it matter anymore.. now that you've left??

[Virgil]

Isn't that a scary looking eye?

[Shakira]

Isnt that eye attractive though scary ?

[ShoutGrace]

How can something be both attractive and scary?

[Virgil]

Haven't you ever heard of paradoxes?

[AimusSage]

Does scary and attractive seem even somewhat contradictory to anyone?

[Weeping Willow]

Can't you be scared of something beautifful which attracts you?

[AimusSage]

Isn't that what I was trying to get people to see? Isn't that the beauty of it? Isn't a waterfall beautyful and deadly? What if you fell down the waterfall while admiring its beauty?

[Weeping Willow]

could it be that you last thoughts were happy?

[AimusSage]

Could you afford not to be happy?

[Weeping Willow]

What if you you are falling from a waterfall?..

[AimusSage]

Would you get wet if you fell down a waterfall?

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you think it would hurt?

[AimusSage]

Doesn't that depend on the size and shape of the waterfall?

[kathycf]

What if you went over the waterfall inside a barrel?

[Weeping Willow]

Could it protect you?

[AimusSage]

Is the barrel padded on the inside? and watertight? Is there a soundsystem installed? Can it deflect incoming turnips?

[Weeping Willow]

What have you got with Turnips???? Any hoe do they have any conection With Barrllels????

[AimusSage]

Can you afford to communicate with Kathy without some form of anti-turnip defenses? Have you seen the genetically mutated turnips she keeps in her dungeon?

[Weeping Willow]

Should i have seen? was it my job?? Wasn't it you who was suppose to take care of her?

[AimusSage]

isn't it the job of any man to stop this madness from spreading?

[Weeping Willow]

Weren't we suppose to share the responsability?

[AimusSage]

Have I not just ordered several turnip proof barrels with padding inside? Should that not offer us some protection? What can we use for weaponry against the Turnip hordes?

[Weeping Willow]

Could we use Pans and oil?

[AimusSage]

Do you have a really large pan with lots of oil? Aren't these turnips gigantic in size?

[Weeping Willow]

Did you said you saw them???

[AimusSage]

How could you not have seen those horrible things? Did they not march trough here earlier?

[Weeping Willow]

Did you see i went to the bathroom?

[AimusSage]

Should I have seen that?

[Weeping Willow]

I told You did i not!!????

[AimusSage]

Do I want to see you go to the bathroom? :eek:

[Weeping Willow]

DO you? Yuck!! what are you saying here???

[AimusSage]

Was it not you who implied I should have seen it? Was it not me who voiced my concern about being witness to such events in the form of a rethorical question?

[Weeping Willow]

You scare me.could you stop that??.. ..

[AimusSage]

How is it that I am scaring you?

[Weeping Willow]

Can i not answer that please?? could you leave it alone??

[AimusSage]

Would it be possible to direct the line of questioning in another direction?

[Weeping Willow]

Could you forgive me for saying Goodbye..?? would you believe it's really really late her and i work tommorow.. ??

Cheers Mate....

:wave:

[AimusSage]

How could I not forgive you? Can I bid you good night?

[Weeping Willow]

Do you need to ask?...

[kathycf]

Don't you mean ask not for whom the bell tolls?


Can you afford to communicate with Kathy without some form of anti-turnip defenses? Have you seen the genetically mutated turnips she keeps in her dungeon?
:lol: :lol:

Why must you share my turnip dungeon secret????! ;)

[Weeping Willow]

Are you trying to hide it?

[kathycf]

Don't you have me confused with Aimus? Isn't he the real keeper of turnips in dungeons ?

[AimusSage]

Aren't you the one who is in denial about your turnips? Are you trying to confuse people to make it easier to overtake the world with your legion of turnips?

[smilingtearz]

turnips again?

[AimusSage]

Is it that obvious?

[Pendragon]

Shouldn't Aimus change his location to "Somewhere in a turnip garden"? :rolleyes: ;)

[AimusSage]

Why is everyone accusing me of being turnipy, when it is obvious Kathy is the one who with the turnip obsession?

[Weeping Willow]

Could it be cause you keep talking about it???

[kathycf]

Wouldn't you say that Aimus doth protest too much regarding his turnip obsession?

[AimusSage]

What am I protesting about? Isn't it you who is trying to frame me for your obsession? :D

[kathycf]

Aren't you the one who started this whole turnip thing in the first place? :lol:

[smilingtearz]

Don't i completely agree?

[AimusSage]

Are you accusing me of being a boy with a turnip obsession?

[kathycf]

Wouldn't you say that was an astute observation? :p

[AimusSage]

Did your mommy never tell you not to utter false accusations? :D

[kathycf]

Didn't your mommy tell you to accept your inner turnip? :p

[AimusSage]

Didn't you know I had my inner turnip surgically removed because it caused my heart to skip a beat every other beat of my heart?

[kathycf]

Are you saying the loss of your inner turnip is the root (har har, get it? root! ) of your current turnip obsession? :brow:

[AimusSage]

Why would you think I am obsessed? Haven't many people have their appendix removed? Do these peole suffer from obessions regarding appendices?

[kathycf]

ERm, didn't you see that I was only trying to analyze your obsession with all things turnipey? Aren't you the original turnip lover? Is turnipey an actual word????

[AimusSage]

But aren't you the one who is obsessed with turnips? Should we have asked Freud to explain what the turnip represends? :lol:

[kathycf]

Don't you know I blame any accidental turnipiness I have on you? :D

[AimusSage]

Are you saying I gave you the turnips? :eek:

[kathycf]

Are you saying you didn't? Aren't you a driveby turniper?

[AimusSage]

A driveby turniper? Is that what they call it these days? Isn't it true that I deny everything?

[RJbibliophil]

Are you still discussing vegetables? Did you know that artichokes, cauliflowers, and brocolli will blossom into flowers if you do not pick them?

[kathycf]

Aren't we all in agreement that Aimus has a turnip denial issue? ;)
Maybe we should discuss some other type of vegetable? Perhaps RJ would elaborate on the broccoli? (I hope you don't mind that I abbreviated your name, is that ok? Am I just asking too many questions now? When will I stop? :p )

[AimusSage]

Is it okay if I mention that of the three only cauliflower is somewhat eatable? Or am I now admitting to another supposed obsession?

[kathycf]

Are you saying you are prejudiced against broccoli? Don't you know that is my favorite veg?

[AimusSage]

Are you sure you are alright? Do you need to see a doctor? Is it possible turnips ate your brain? Isn't brocolli the worst thing in existance?

[kathycf]

Do you think the turnips would really be so cruel as to eat my brain? Don't you think if they did they would not get a very filling meal?

[AimusSage]

Are you saying turnips didn't eat your brain? Then why are the turnips so fat? What else could be affecting you in such a way that you actually like broccoli?

[kathycf]

Perhaps it is because I have a fat head? I think that answers all three of those questions, do you agree? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Is a fat head a recurring trait in people that like broccoli? Could brocolli be more dangerous than originally anticipated?

[kathycf]

Don't you think anything is possible in secret veggie worshipping cults such as the one you head?

[AimusSage]

Who said I am heading a secret veggie cult? Are you the evil veggie godess? Would that explain the broccolli obsession?

[kathycf]

Didn't you say you were the head of a secret veggie cult? Wouldn't any veggie goddess be benovolent?

[rabid reader]

Why do you ask such rediculious questions?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Who's asking them now?

[rabid reader]

Isn't everyone?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Me included?

[rabid reader]

Wouldn't that be best answered by you?

[Mililalil XXIV]

By me????????????

[rabid reader]

Of course you, who else would I ask?

[ShoutGrace]

Perhaps someone who is actually on the forum right now?

[rabid reader]

Would it not be best answered by others?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it obvious that people who aren't here can't answer questions?

[RJbibliophil]

How can you even imagine answering questions here?

[ShoutGrace]

Doesn't that happen a good amount of the time?

[RJbibliophil]

Have you never read the rules?

[ShoutGrace]

Does my behaviour reflect the fact?

[RJbibliophil]

Why wouldn't it? Are not all deceptions uncovered in the end?

[ShoutGrace]

Yet the question remains, will the end of this thread ever be reached?

[RJbibliophil]

Why are you avoiding the topic?

[ShoutGrace]

What is the topic, pray tell?

[kathycf]

The topic? Who knows?


Why do you ask such rediculious questions?

You posted that after my post, are you asking me?

[ShoutGrace]

Why is it so hard to keep track of things in this thread?

[kathycf]

My nana used to say, why ask why?

[rabid reader]

Well how is your Nana?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't 'why' one of the fundamental questions?

[rabid reader]

'Why' do you ask?

[kathycf]

aren't who, what, when, where and how equally fundamental?

[rabid reader]

Isn't that why she said it was only one of the fundimental questions?

[ShoutGrace]

Are we not getting a bit muddled here? Isn't it best to forget the necessary questions and ask pointless ones?

[kathycf]

Who wants a cookie?
BTW, did Rabid Reader just call ShoutGrace a "she" ?
Aren't you in fact, a male, ShoutGrace?

[AimusSage]

Shouldn't we all just fall asleep with our head on the keyboard instead?

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it best to let people wallow?

Why wouldn't I like a cookie? Is it macademia nut?

[kathycf]

Is that your favorite kind of cookie?

[AimusSage]

Isn't Kathy the kind of person that would substitute all cookies for turnips?

[ShoutGrace]

Did you just manage to change the topic to turnips again?? :D

[kathycf]

Isn't that one of Aimus's favorite topics? :lol:
Who thinks Aimus needs a turnip intervention? ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Intervention?

Perhaps we should start a thread of such a nature?

[kathycf]

Who else thinks that is a smashing idea?

[ShoutGrace]

Is it possible we are 'jumping the gun'?

Isn't it possible, nay likely, that Aimus is well ahead of all of us and already understands the cold, stark naked truth?

[kathycf]

Do you think he really does?

[AimusSage]

How did you know I was naked? :eek2:

[ShoutGrace]

Isn't it possible that turnips really are worthy of devotion and we are just too limited to see it?

[AimusSage]

Doesn't turnip worship involve dancing naked around the bathtub?

[kathycf]

Do you think humanity will ever truly accept turnips as worthy of devotion?

Eeep, who else doesn't relish the idea of dancing around a bathtub with turnips?

[AimusSage]

Can humanity afford not to accept the turnip?

[kathycf]

Who am I to say?

[AimusSage]

Are you not the evil godess of all vegetables? Wouldn't a godess have a say in these matters?

[kathycf]

Again, I put it to you, wouldn't a veggie goddess be benovolent? :brow:
Perhaps we should all just come to grips with turnips, don't you agree?

[AimusSage]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to accept our inner turnip? Why on earth would a veggie godess be benevolent?

[kathycf]

Why shouldn't a veggie goddess be benevolent? Don't you like veggies? Who says I even have an inner turnip to accept? Is someone going to accuse me again of asking ridiculous questions? ;)

[RJbibliophil]

Are you two too blind to see the truth? Is it not possible that both of you are right on the issue of vegetable deities? That veggie godesses are evil and veggie goddessses are benevolent? Don't most gardeners desire that the veggie goddess should bless their crops?

[kathycf]

I think you are on to something here, am I right?