Questions Only

[Mililalil XXIV]

Haven't you asked that one before?

[RobinHood3000]

What HASN'T been asked before?

[Anon22]

What hasn't been asked what before?

[Riesa]

Have you an arrow that shoots quirkiness into the hearts of the mundane?

[Virgil]

Are you asking for one for yourself?

[RobinHood3000]

Don't you think I could find one?

[Ryduce]

Find what???

[Mililalil XXIV]

Can I hear your question again?

[MissJaneEyre19]

are you kidding?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Do I ever kid?

[AimusSage]

why kid anyway?

[Virgil]

Are you a mother goat with all those kids?

[smilingtearz]

Hmm..are you the father goat?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Is this getting any where, kid?

[smilingtearz]

Did you just call me a kid? :goof:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Are you talking to me, or to the father-goat?

[smilingtearz]

Were you the one who called me a kid, or was it the father-goat?.. come to think of it... are YOU the father goat?

[Mililalil XXIV]

So, which question should I answer first?

[smilingtearz]

which one do you choose to answer first?


Can't someone change this 30seconds thing!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Is that yet another question I must answer?

[smilingtearz]

Are you getting lost in this game of questions and answers?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Are there answers in this game too?

[smilingtearz]

aren't you answering my questions?

[Pendragon]

It sort of depends on what you mean by the word "answer" doesn't it? ;) Don't you think we'd make a mean bunch of lawyers?

SENERIO: A COURTROOM

OPPOSING ATTORNEY: I Ob--

ANY OF US: To what? You object to what? Exactly what part of the witnesses testimony was unclear to you, Counsel? Was it the part before she said she saw your client at the scene, or the part after she described the murder weapon to a T? What's the problem with you, you got too much starch in your underwear? Can't you hear a simple testimony without yapping? Why do you object? Your Honor, can't you just overrule this clod so we can get on with it? He's what? You call that a legitimate objection? What difference does it make if she said "blue suit" and then said "brown"? Did you ever hear of color-blindness? Yes, I know she hasn't been tested for it, but that doesn't rule it out, now does it? Me? Loose my temper? Out of order? Contempt of court? Who do you think you are you little tin-can Napeleon? :p

[AimusSage]

Why is it that seems so likely to happen? :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Would you be defense, then?

[AimusSage]

Why can't I be offensive?

[chmpman]

How offensive would you like to be?

[AimusSage]

Isn't being offensive a bit rude?

[chmpman]

Isn't being defensive rather rude too?

[AimusSage]

Why isn't being rude an option on a scorecard?

[chmpman]

Would the scoring be objective or subjective?

[myself]

which one do you think?

[Riesa]

Is it better to add or subtract?

[myself]

add or subtract what?

[adilyoussef]

Or rather whom?

[Riesa]

Well, that's the question, isn't it?

[adilyoussef]

Can questions answer themselves?

[Riesa]

Can answers question themselves?

[ElizabethSewall]

Aren't some questions rhetoric?

[adilyoussef]

Is not rhetoric questions?

[RobinHood3000]

Did you mean "rhetorical"?

[ElizabethSewall]

Did I make a mistake? :blush:

[adilyoussef]

Can't mistakes lead us the way?

[Riesa]

Mistakes pave the way of wisdom, someone said once, didn't they?

[adilyoussef]

Was not it written somewhere?

[Riesa]

Isn't all written in some way or another?

[Pendragon]

Wow, can I touch off a fire or not? :lol:

[Riesa]

Can you touch a fire? :eek:

[Pendragon]

How long am I expected to hold it?

[Riesa]

ummm, ten minutes?

[Pendragon]

Say, did anyone know that human flesh actually smells pretty funky when it's (ouch, blast it!), burning? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-005.gif

[Riesa]

I'd imagine so, is it any worse than burning hair?

[Pendragon]

Hair? Hair? Oh, yes, I believe I used to have the stuff once, but then someone asked me to hold a fire for them, didn't they? :lol: :rage:


You have to imagine the smoke!
http://64.33.95.224/store/media/masks/19907_Bald_Man.jpg

[Riesa]

Is that why you wear the hat? ;)

[Pendragon]

If I may wax serious just a moment, no, it's that my hair refuses to behave no matter who cuts it or what style, so I like hats, OK? Now me brother, who is four years younger than myself, is almost totally a skinhead, but I take after me dad who died at 73 with a full head of hair, doncha know? Is me 'at not rakeish enough?

[Riesa]

Don't ya know I DIG the hat!? And did you know that I am also a fellow hat lover? (and I am in no way bald!)

[Pendragon]

Oh, hats, I got cowboy, Indian Jones, Snap-Brim, roll-up, driving cap, baseball caps, and kids that are embarassed to see me in any of them--how's that for kids?

[Riesa]

Wait! Were you just describing my six year old's costume collection? :lol:

[adilyoussef]

Do you still have that collection?

[ElizabethSewall]

Can we see pictures of it?

[RobinHood3000]

Know where I can find a good Indy fedora??

[Pendragon]

Would you believe the camera is out of film, someone gave me my Indy Fedora (pure leather), along with a doeskin driving cap (needs leather oiling), my genuine Aussie Cowboy Hat is on my bookshelf, (one of them, anyway), and what I really need is a Sherlock Holmes hat? Oh, and Adil, do you know I have a Gandalf pipe? I can be anti-smoking and still like the feel of an unlit pipe in me teeth, can't I? :brow:

[Weeping Willow]

there is a reason why i won't believe????

[woeful painter]

is it really believable?

[Pendragon]

Sir, are you suggesting that a Pendragon would lie? Do you question my honor? Must I fetch my blade?

[AimusSage]

Where are you going with that potato peeler?

[Weeping Willow]

what potato peeler?

[smilingtearz]

are we cooking something here today? why potatoes?

[ElizabethSewall]

Potatoes? Why not french fries? :D

[smilingtearz]

so you like french fries?

[ElizabethSewall]

Don't you?

[smilingtearz]

Do you love chocolate fudges too like me??

[ElizabethSewall]

How could someone dislike chocolate fudges?

[adilyoussef]

Who dislikes chocolate fudges?

[AimusSage]

What's so great about Chocolate fudges?

[smilingtearz]

why are we talking about the greatness of chocolate fudges?

[AimusSage]

Maybe Chocolate fudge is vastly overrated?

[smilingtearz]

what do you think is the most overrated virtue?

[AimusSage]

what do virtues have to do with chocolate fudge?

[woeful painter]

you mean you have to have vitues just to eat the darn thing?

[AimusSage]

Since when do virtues negate the effects of sin?

[woeful painter]

what sin is associated with eating choco fudge?

[AimusSage]

Would that perhaps be gluttony, with a touch of lust?

[woeful painter]

Yeah, unless you intend to eat a gallon of it. Do you?

[smilingtearz]

chocolate fudge is lust? huh??

[woeful painter]

so we're lustful now because of wanting choco fudge?

[AimusSage]

Who said I lusted after choco fudge?

[woeful painter]

And you think I do?

[AimusSage]

You mean to say you don't?

[woeful painter]

What makes you think I do?

[adilyoussef]

And did you or not?

[Pendragon]

And so, do you Woeful, take this fudge, to have and to consume, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, so long as the fudge shall last? Then having joined together these two, who shall very soon become one, is there any other objection as to why Woeful should not comsumate the lust for chocolate fudge by comsuming the fudge in question? If you do not speak now, then shaddup, can you not see that you are interfering in the lawful consumption of legally aguired and lawfully given in hand fudge? :D :nod: Ah, Woeful, it's kisstomary to cuss the bride, I believe? :D (Yes, I meant to do that, it's a classic spoonerism!)

[Kaltrina]

well, isn't that cute? :D

how are you all guys? :wave:

[adilyoussef]

Are not we well?

[smilingtearz]

Are we....?

[Kaltrina]

Why wouldn't you be fine? Is something wrong? :D

[AimusSage]

what is wrong?

[Pendragon]

You don't suppose Woeful had a tummy ache on his "hunny moon" with his darling fudge, do you? :rolleyes:

[Kaltrina]

:lol:
wouldn't that be really bad and unlucky? lol

[Riesa]

Do you believe in luck?

[Kaltrina]

Would you agree if I said no, that I rather believe in destiny?

[AimusSage]

What would happen if we didn't agree with you?

[Kaltrina]

Wouldn't I just have to respect your opinion?

:D

[AimusSage]

Who told you that?

[Kaltrina]

Did anyone have to tell me that? isn't it obvious that I said that by myself? :D

[Riesa]

Did you say it or type it? Did you say it in your head while typing?

[AimusSage]

You can speak all by yourself? That is a neat trick, how do you do that? :p ;)

[Kaltrina]

lol...
why are you so nice and funny? :lol:
didn't you hear the word while I was typing? :p

[Riesa]

Do the voices in your head change accents when you read someone elses post?

[AimusSage]

Your voices change accent? Why do mine always complain about my own accent?



why are you so nice and funny? :lol:


Why are you such a great person? :nod:

[Kaltrina]

how did you know that the voices in my head change accents?

thanks Aimus.. :D

[adilyoussef]

How did he hear the voices in your head?

[AimusSage]

Didn't you hear the voices?

[adilyoussef]

Was what I heard voices?

[AimusSage]

What else could it be?

[adilyoussef]

Couldn't it be enchanted music?

[AimusSage]

But who enchanted the music?

[adilyoussef]

Was not it the same person who made it?

[AimusSage]

who made the enchanted music?

[grace86]

Why, didn't the elves enchant the music?

[adilyoussef]

Didn't he?

[AimusSage]

Was it Danny Elfman then, who enchanted the music?

[woeful painter]

Why would he do so?

And while I was away, why was I being married to a fudge without my consent? :lol: Why didn't anyone bother to check on my present commitment...to a chocolate cake roll? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Does he not write good musical scores then?

And what is this about being commited to a chocolate cake roll? Don't you know polygamy is frowned upon? :p

[woeful painter]

are they really good enough?

I was married without my consent, wouldn't it be void? And what's wrong being commited to a choco cake roll? :D

[AimusSage]

Don't you love his music for Tim Burton's movies?

What does consent have to do with marriage? Do you like the chocolate cake roll?

[woeful painter]

And what if I didn't love them and just liked them? Would I be executed for it?

Doesn't marriage consider both parties' consent and be stopped when one of them disagrees? And coming to think of it now, perhaps the choco fudge would have been better? Should I consider divorce then? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Maybe liking the music is enough for it to be enchanting?

Why don't you eat your chocolate Cake Role so that as a new widower you can remarry the much tastier choco fudge?

[woeful painter]

Doesn't an enchanting music leave the melody on your head even after you've finished listening to it?

And yes why not?

[AimusSage]

Does that mean really bad music that stays in your head has an evil enchantment?

Maybe it is considered unethical to eat your own spouse, even if it is a chocolate cake role?

[woeful painter]

Like what?

Isn't considered abominable cannibalizing your spouse?

[AimusSage]

why would you have me name these evil enchantments?

But isn't it only cannabalizing if the spouse were of the same species?

[adilyoussef]

Why don't you want to name those evil enchantments?

[AimusSage]

What if I do and they get stuck in my head?

[adilyoussef]

Would you be hurt?

[AimusSage]

Don't you think that will clearly happen if I have evil enchanted songs in my head that distract me and make me not pay attention to traffic?

[adilyoussef]

Would you then be manipulated?

[AimusSage]

Who's doing the manipulating?

[adilyoussef]

Don't you know?

[AimusSage]

How can I know?

[adilyoussef]

Is not that because you are manipulated?

[AimusSage]

How can I know who is manipulating me if I do not know I am being manipulated?

[adilyoussef]

Is not it wise to ask Liz for that?

[ElizabethSewall]

Do you think me wise? :D

[AimusSage]

Why should I ask her?

[ElizabethSewall]

Why shouldn't you?

[AimusSage]

When I ask you do you know the answer?

[adilyoussef]

Whay don't you want toask her?

[AimusSage]

Who said I didn't?

[adilyoussef]

Isn't it you?

[ElizabethSewall]

Who is it?

[AimusSage]

Is it Alice?

[adilyoussef]

Who is Alice?

[ElizabethSewall]

I thought it was the Mad Hare, was I mistaken?

[adilyoussef]

Are you asking AimusSage or me?

[ElizabethSewall]

Do you feel like answering my question?

[adilyoussef]

Why would not I?

[ElizabethSewall]

Then let's say I was asking you, right?

[AimusSage]

Who's asking who now and what?

[ElizabethSewall]

Why don't you read the previous posts, you, mad hare?

[adilyoussef]

Why are you asking instead of answering?

[ElizabethSewall]

Am I manipulating or manipulated? Still wondering...

[AimusSage]

Don't you think there is plenty of room for that?

[adilyoussef]

Are you looking for something?

[AimusSage]

aren't we all?

[adilyoussef]

What are we then?

[ElizabethSewall]

Haven't we already stated that we were mad?

[AimusSage]

But what are we looking for?

[ElizabethSewall]

Aren't we looking THROUGH? ;)

[adilyoussef]

Through what?

[AimusSage]

looking through what?

[ElizabethSewall]

Isn't it the loooking glass?

[adilyoussef]

Where is the glass?

[AimusSage]

Isn't it somewhere?

[ElizabethSewall]

Isn't it in Wonderland?

[AimusSage]

Where is wonderland?

[ElizabethSewall]

Does Wonderland even exist?

[adilyoussef]

Don't you believe in Petter Pan?

[AimusSage]

Does Peter Pan move to wonderland?

[ElizabethSewall]

Is there someone who doesn't believe in him and his ability to travel everywhere?

[AimusSage]

What does Hook beliefe?

[adilyoussef]

So you do?

[ElizabethSewall]

Sure, big fan of Sir Barrie, don't you?

[adilyoussef]

I do what?

[ElizabethSewall]

Do you believe in fairies? :D

[AimusSage]

What kind of fairies?

[ElizabethSewall]

Are there many kinds?

[adilyoussef]

Would they die if I say no?

[ElizabethSewall]

Would we have to clap our hands?

[adilyoussef]

Would they live if we do so?

[ElizabethSewall]

Who should we ask to know if they would?

[adilyoussef]

Could we ask Petter?

[ElizabethSewall]

Sure but where could we find him?

[adilyoussef]

sn't he in Neverland now?

[ElizabethSewall]

Maybe we should ask Pensive then?

[adilyoussef]

But where is Pensive now?

[ElizabethSewall]

Is she asleep?

[adilyoussef]

Or in Neverland too?

[ElizabethSewall]

The real question may be with whom is she?

[adilyoussef]

Is not she with Petter?

[ElizabethSewall]

What are they doing?

[adilyoussef]

Are not they flying around us?

[ElizabethSewall]

How could we catch them? Should we wave? :wave:

[adilyoussef]

Why not try?

[ElizabethSewall]

What if they don't see us?

[Pendragon]

Don't you have your signal-arrows, Arrowette? ;)

[AimusSage]

Isn't that dangerous to use?

[Kaltrina]

Why shouldn't we just try once? Wouldn't you just love to know how to shoot arrows? Or maybe you already do? :D

[AimusSage]

What if we shoot pensive or Peter? Doesn't that worry you?

[RobinHood3000]

Should it? ;)

[AimusSage]

Don't you care about them?

[ElizabethSewall]

Aren't they arrow proof?

[AimusSage]

Should we test that?

[ElizabethSewall]

Are they around? Can we get a try?

[AimusSage]

Can't you shoot far enough?

[ElizabethSewall]

Are you doubtful?

[AimusSage]

Can't you use a force trick?

[ElizabethSewall]

Why couldn't I?

[AimusSage]

Aren't you still a padawan learner?

[ElizabethSewall]

Haven't I the greatest Master ever?

[AimusSage]

Isn't that what they all say?

[ElizabethSewall]

Should we ask my Master then?

[AimusSage]

Where is your master?

[ElizabethSewall]

Isn't he searching forums?

[AimusSage]

Does he use the force to do that?

[ElizabethSewall]

Does he use the force for everything? :eek2:

[AimusSage]

Wouldn't that be awkward in certain situations?

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't he right here??

[ElizabethSewall]

Is he the greatest Master ever as I said, then?

[AimusSage]

Should he answer that?

[RobinHood3000]

Why shouldn't I? And answer what?

[ElizabethSewall]

Does he feels like answering?

[AimusSage]

Why should people confirm or deny their own level of accomplishment?

[ElizabethSewall]

Isn't it to evaluate their skill?

[AimusSage]

Shouldn't other do that?

[ElizabethSewall]

Who would be trustful enough for that?

[AimusSage]

Are you not his padawan?

[ElizabethSewall]

Am I supposed to judge then?

[AimusSage]

Who else is there to judge?

[ElizabethSewall]

Will you believe my word?

[AimusSage]

Would a sith believe it?

[ElizabethSewall]

Should we ask one?

[AimusSage]

Is that a smart thing to do?

[ElizabethSewall]

What is the definition of something "smart"?

[AimusSage]

Does not being smart constitute great wisdom?

[ElizabethSewall]

Does great wisdom constitute of being smart then?

[AimusSage]

Are the Jedi not smart then?

[ElizabethSewall]

Are the Jedis wise?

[AimusSage]

Compared to what?