Game: Ask the Person Below You

[The Comedian]

Yesterday.

Have you ever read Marcus Aurelius?

[BienvenuJDC]

No, but I wouldn't mind adding that to my reading

What kind of fiction would you be interested in reading?

[AimusSage]

science fiction, my favourite subject

Do you think it is possible to traverse a black hole and exit on the 'other side'?

[Haunted]

no, black holes are dead ends, but you can go through a worm hole

Do you feel sorry for Pluto?

[Heathcliff]

I know, the poor little guy has been excluded. I feel sorry for Pluto.

Do you like looking at stars?

[aliengirl]

Yes, I used to spend hours searching for constellations.

Do you believe in zodiac signs?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...people are people not bound by the date of their birth...events happen according to logical influences

Can you stand on your head?
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk114/kelfrizzell/Cats/cheshire-cat-standonhead-1-1.jpg

[aliengirl]

No, I'm not good at yoga.

Are you interested in yoga?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes....and Boo Boo too...
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Yogi-Bear-show-02.jpg

Do you like Disney Pixar?

[aliengirl]

Yes, I like Disney shows but have not watched one since a long time.

Do you like to read books for kids?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...with or without the kids...

What is your favorite children's story?

[papayahed]

The one about the fried worms on toast.

Should I stay here or go get a cookie and maybe lose my spot?

[qimissung]

You should try for the cookie.

Are you a cookie monster?

[Heathcliff]

Sometimes. Although not extacly a monster about it.

Do you consider Elmo to be a boy or a girl?

[Basil]

Sorry, this is the last question:


Do you consider Elmo to be a boy or a girl?

I thought someone with a medical background might want to handle this one.

[Heathcliff]

I thought someone with a medical background might want to handle this one.
Hahaha. I got into an argument about it at school yesterday. :D

Ahh... So:
Have you ever climbed a tree?

[Jackiemaggio]

I actually used to be a master tree climber, got up in a 50 footer once!

Do you like to play video games?

[markosf10]

when i was a kid climbing trees was a daily activity.

oh, yeah, i play video games.

has your head ever been attacked by a bluejay?

(vivid childhood memory working...)

[Snowqueen]

As for as I can remember, I have never been attacked by a blu jay.

What's your favourite dish?

[Heathcliff]

Hmmm... I would've said Macca's, ahh, five years ago when I was little. I like spaghetti.

Do you like spaghetti?

[Haunted]

yes, especially thin spaghetti or angel hair

do you have a favorite pasta sauce?

[papayahed]

bolognaise


Why does anyone give a crap about Tiger Woods?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because some want to admire him for his positive achievements...(but I personally could care less)

Do you have someone who you admire? (...and who would that be?)

[papayahed]

Not Really.

Have you ever eaten a deep fried twinkie?

[BienvenuJDC]

uh....no

Have you ever eaten Fried Ice Cream?

[Haunted]

no...

wouldn't the ice cream melt when you fry it?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't know how they go about doing it...but if you start with super cold ice cream, coat it with a layer of crunchies, then only dip it in the fryer very briefly, then chill it again...well, I'm just speculating...but it's very good

Do you like Mexican Food?

[Haunted]

yes

Have you visited any aquariums?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, but I wouldn't want to live there

Would you like to have gills?

[Haunted]

would that ruin my hairdo?

do you listen to music when you're working at the computer?

[BienvenuJDC]

No

What is one thing that you will never allow yourself to do?

[papayahed]

premeditated murder. I dunno can't think of anything else.


Have you ever realized that you were in over your head?

[Haunted]

yes

have you seen any of the Harry Potter movies?

[BienvenuJDC]

All but the last one...

Did you like the Harry Potter movies?

[Haunted]

watched 10 minutes of it and lost interest

What do you think of Avatar?

[BienvenuJDC]

Didn't see it.

Do you exercise?

[Haunted]

yes

what kind of workouts do you do?

[BienvenuJDC]

I like pumping the coffee cup...

Where's Waldo?

[Haunted]

inside your coffee cup

how much sugar do you take with your coffee?

[BienvenuJDC]

Two teaspoons in a mug (3 in my travel mug)

Do you use creamer?

[Haunted]

I use half and half

same question

[BienvenuJDC]

Flavored creamers (usually with either cinnamon or hazelnut)

Does one have a responsibility for their own health care (inspired from the thread of the woman whose goal is for 1,000 lbs weight)?

[Heathcliff]

Haha. Only the things they can control. Like taking steps to avoid becoming 1,000lbs.

Do you get free health insurance?

[Haunted]

no

have you gotten sick this year?

[Heathcliff]

Not yet. I hope I don't.

Have you had chicken pox twice?

[papayahed]

No.

Can you get Chicken Pox twice?

[BienvenuJDC]

I have heard of it in rare cases, but it is definitely unusual.

What is the origin of the "chicken" part of the name?
(I just heard this the other day...let's see if what I heard is accurate)

[Haunted]

no idea

same question

[BienvenuJDC]

The spots looks like chick peas...

Have you ever wondered why the writers of sitcoms are still employed?

[Haunted]

actually no...

is there a reason why the writers of sitcoms shouldn't still be employed?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...they put out some very poor work sometimes (not say all of them...just some of the shows really lack)

What show should never have been created?

[Haunted]

almost all the reality tv shows

same question

[BienvenuJDC]

Will and Grace

What should we talk about next?

[Haunted]

where are all the other gamers?

[aliengirl]

Before their PC's or Laptops.

Did you miss me?

[Haunted]

of course

did you miss the games?

[BienvenuJDC]

no...not at all

Did you miss ME?

[aliengirl]

YES, and the GAMES too.

Which book are you reading right now?

[BienvenuJDC]

Still trying to finish The Patchwork Girl of Oz

What are you going to do next?

[aliengirl]

I am going to read Pilgrim's Progress (summary). I'd like to read the book but don't have enough time right now.

Have you read this book?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...

What's it about?

[aliengirl]

"The Pilgrim's Progress from This World to That Which Is to Come" is a Christian allegory written by John Bunyan and published in February, 1678. It is regarded as one of the most significant works of English literature.

Do you like to read old classics?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...I'll check that one out

Do you play with dolls?

[aliengirl]

Well, used to...I love to play with dolls but my nephew prefers block games and screw drivers. So am waiting for a baby girl to come and join me.

Did you play with dolls?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...but I played Star Wars with my daughter yesterday...(her choice too)
I'm usually picking dolls up off the floor typically though...

Do you like 3D movies?

[aliengirl]

Yes.

Do you like to make videos on your camera?

[papayahed]

no.

Have you ever worn a uniform to school or work?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Every day of high school. I sort of miss not having to pick something to wear, and the kilt was so comfortable!

Have you ever felt the need to isolate yourself?

[Haunted]

all the time

are you comfortable being alone?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not overly (I need to at least of some contact online)

Do you enjoy playing at the park?

[Haunted]

not so much as "playing"...just enjoy being there

do you prefer a public park to your own backyard

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...met an interesting guy there with his two kids...and the playground equipment beats our own...

Have you ever seen Lady and the Tramp?

[Haunted]

no

have you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...and again tonight...

Why are you on LitNet right now?

[Haunted]

good question...

are there any good reasons to be on Litnet at this hour?

[BienvenuJDC]

uh....(clears throat)

Can't you come up with at least one?

[Haunted]

because you're still here

do you have better reasons to be here?

[BienvenuJDC]

A good friend

What should I eat now?

[Haunted]

I was going to ask that, I didn't have supper

how about cereal?

[BienvenuJDC]

yes...that sounds good...

What are you eating?

[Haunted]

still haven't eaten...maybe cereal...

is it too late to eat supper after midnight?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...if you are a gremlin

Do you change into something else if you've eaten after midnight?

[Haunted]

not me...I'm already a gremlin...

can you sleep if you're hungry?

[BienvenuJDC]

no

Can you?

[Haunted]

no I can't either

what's your comfort food?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm not really sure what that means

Would you explain what a 'comfort food' is?

[Haunted]

food that soothes you, usually easy to eat, e.g. soft food, chicken soup, etc.

is it weird to have soda with cereal?

[BienvenuJDC]

not as long as you didn't pour it in the bowl...

What kind of Soda do you like?

[Haunted]

coke, root beer, Dr. Pepper

same question

[BienvenuJDC]

Code Red Mt Dew, Root Beer (Surge and Pitch Black Mt Dew...discontinued)

Have you tried these before?

[Haunted]

not Red, Surge, Pitch Black MT Dew

do you get diet, uncaffeinated or regular?

[BienvenuJDC]

Regular all the way

Are you sick of the news yet?

[Haunted]

used to be a news freak, now it bores me

do you like watching the weather report?

[BienvenuJDC]

no...I just check it online

What is a good name for an engineer on a state of the art vessel?

[Haunted]

Gordon Ramsey

does it work?

[BienvenuJDC]

Let me check it with history...it might

What is an ore that appears like gold (but is not gold)?

[Haunted]

an uneducated guess — cooper

what is it?

[BienvenuJDC]

I can't tell

Should I keep a journal?

[Haunted]

if you have time to write, yes...

do you take vitamins?

[BienvenuJDC]

no...I don't

Should I keep a journal for ideas for the novel?

[Haunted]

good idea

how much free time do you make for yourself?

[BienvenuJDC]

:nonod:

What is free time?

[Haunted]

eh, never mind

what do you do to relax?

[BienvenuJDC]

Play on LitNet...(but that gets continual interruptions)

Could you write if you had continual interruptions?

[Haunted]

yes if it's a short piece

is it supper time yet?

[BienvenuJDC]

past...

Is it bed time yet?

[Haunted]

not even close

what sports do you watch?

[DanielBenoit]

Sports? What's that?

Have you ever held a baby?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...often

have you ever fed a baby a bottle?

[Haunted]

no

have you ever fed a kitten a bottle?

[BienvenuJDC]

No

Have you ever fed a calf a bottle?

[Haunted]

no

Have you ever fed an alligator a bottle?

[BienvenuJDC]

No, but I have fed a baby and a calf by bottle...

Have you ever read posts that were written by an idiot? (besides mine)

[Haunted]

Your posts are intelligent and thought provoking. But yes, I read the real idiot posts for amusement. I particularly like the ones written by a self proclaimed devil...

when has a cellphone ring become a "serious discussion"?

[BienvenuJDC]

There are some things that are true in one world, but not in another...

What time should I go to bed?

[Haunted]

1:37:24 am

What time should I get up tomorrow?

[BienvenuJDC]

1:38:24 am

What will you be doing tomorrow?

[Haunted]

taxes, I think...I dread it

will you talk me out of it?

[BienvenuJDC]

no...you can't put it off...

Do you hate me for not talking you out of it?

[Haunted]

not at all...I really need to do it

will you talk me out of playing these games so I can do my taxes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...you need to go to bed now, so you can get up and to them tomorrow...

Do you have software to do them?

[Haunted]

yes

have you done your taxes yet?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes

Did you buy the software...or obtain it free online?

[Haunted]

bought

did you get yours free online?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...through H&R Block...

Did you know that you could do that?

[Haunted]

no...

do you just hate doing taxes?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...and I have a degree in accounting (which really has little to do with taxes)

Do you think that the income tax should be done away with?

[aliengirl]

Well, if I had my way I'll do away with it but it may cause financial problems.
Do you pay income tax willingly?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes

Should income tax be replaced with a universal Sales Tax?

[Scheherazade]

No, that would be too taxing... :p

Which movie would you like to star in?

[papayahed]

Star Wars


Good one, same question:
Which movie would you like to star in?

[Scheherazade]

Forrest Gump (why not a female lead, right?)

I agree... Great question:

Which movie would you like to star in? :D

[The Comedian]

The Outlaw Josey Wales

What's your opinion on eye patches?

[Haunted]

I think it's cool if you wanted to become a pirate

do you often forget to water your house plants?

[BienvenuJDC]

I only have one...no

Should I do some yard work?

[Haunted]

no

should I procrastinate doing my own yard work?

[hunbun]

yes you should procrastinating is great!

do you like candy?

[JuniperWoolf]

Nah.

Would you like to learn to play the saxophone?

[DanielBenoit]

Hellz yeah. I'd be blowing like Coltrane. . . .

http://www.neajazzintheschools.org/images/lesson4/look/john_coltrane.jpg

. . . .in my dreams.


What time do you usually go to bed?

[BienvenuJDC]

At bed time...

When is it okay to lie?

[JuniperWoolf]

When it's absolutely necissairy (or absolutely convenient/funny).

Do you like cigars?

[BienvenuJDC]

No

What is the worst sin?

[JuniperWoolf]

Out of the seven deadly ones? I guess I'd say "greed." If we're using the word "sin" in a general sort of way, I'd go with rape.

Have you ever cleaned a fish? It's pretty gross.

[aliengirl]

Yes, only once and partially. My mom finally cleaned it.

Have you ever cleaned a chicken?

[hunbun]

yes once it was gross

have you ever had a pet bunny?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...from clucking to cooked...the WHOLE process

have you actually seen a chicken with its head cut off?

[JuniperWoolf]

I HAVE one, his name is Timothy and he rocks (and is also a rabbit, and not a headless chicken).

What color is your room?

[hunbun]

purple

Do you think a deaf guy and a blind guy could communicate

[aliengirl]

Haven't you heard about Helen Keller? She is a great source of inspiration for all differently able people.

Would you like to help and teach differently abled children?

[BienvenuJDC]

yes...since my daughter is one (and I LOVE the way you stated that)

Who do you know who is differently abled?

[JuniperWoolf]

I know this really cool schizophrenic.

Do you ever get offended by T-shirts?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, and by other things too...

What offends you the most?

[JuniperWoolf]

Misogyny.

What do you think of pantheism?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't think that it is founded in truth

Do you think that one ought to refrain from free speech if it is offensive?

[JuniperWoolf]

Nope. If everyone did that, no one would ever speak (and furthermore, nothing would ever get done).

Do you like Ophelia?

[Snowqueen]

Hamlet's Ophelia? Yes.

Have you read Macbeth?

[JuniperWoolf]

Yep.

Did you like the three witches?

[Snowqueen]

Witches with the beards, yes a lot.

What's the time there? I mean on the mountaintop?:smilewinkgrin:

[JuniperWoolf]

1:06 am.

Have you ever tasted pen ink (on purpose or by accident)?

[Scheherazade]

On more than one occasion. Blue/black tongue and teeth do add a lot of charm to one!

Which musical instrument can you not stand?

[aliengirl]

Flute.

Which musical instrument do you like?

[Snowqueen]

Tabla, flute and guitar.

Who is your favourite singer?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't have one...

Name on of your favorite songs?

[JuniperWoolf]

Every Me, Every You.

If I told you to "eat this plant, it's actually really good," would you do it?

[Scheherazade]

If the plant is strawberry, cucumber or carrot plant, why not? :D

What is the one thing you hope to achieve by the end of tomorrow/today?

[Heathcliff]

Today? I'd like to get my PE homework done and find my PE school jumper. I'd like to get a good night's sleep anyway.

Are there any songs that are somehow meaningful to you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Kryptonite...because we can't always be super...

Who is YOUR hero?

[aliengirl]

No one is soooo perfect as to be MY hero. (In comic books I like Spiderman.)

Who is yours?

[BienvenuJDC]

It's a tough pick between my father, my grandfather (WWII POW), and my youngest daughter...

Does someone have to be perfect to be a hero?

[aliengirl]

Well, no, not really. It depends on what your point of view is. (In RL my Mom and Dad are my heroes and my brother too.)

Who is your hero in fiction?

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu and Jean Valjean

Same ??

[aliengirl]

Oh, Yes and Athos too (from Three Musketeers). Sherlock Holmes is another.

[BienvenuJDC]

Aramis was my favorite...

Did you like the fate of Louise twin Philip in The Man in the Iron Mask (not the film version either)?

[aliengirl]

No, not at all. Wished it otherwise. The end of this book left me sad.

Have you read Black Tulip by Dumas?

[BienvenuJDC]

I started to, but was distracted by LIFE...and now I don't even know where my copy is...

Are you in school?

[papayahed]

I'm at work right now but in about an hour I'll be in school.


Do you think you are good a photography?

[Haunted]

I can be if I put my mind to it

do you have an eye for details?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes

Do you have a mind for poetry?

[Haunted]

don't know

do you like talking about the weather

[BienvenuJDC]

Not really

What is one thing that you won't do?

[Haunted]

be good...

why does being miserable feel so good

[BienvenuJDC]

It doesn't

Was it warm today?

[Haunted]

warm outside, chilly inside...

do you like it hot or cold

[BienvenuJDC]

hot

Was it warm enough outside for shorts and tank top?

[Haunted]

not warm enough...

are you a good swimmer

[BienvenuJDC]

yes...very good

Do you have a swimsuit?

[Haunted]

several

have you tried scuba diving?

[BienvenuJDC]

No, but I'd like to

Should I try ship salvage as a profession?

[Haunted]

sounds like a lot of hard work at sea...you'll be away from home, probably not for you

should I move to a houseboat?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...not with your fear of water...

What is your preferred footwear?

[markosf10]

socks.
are you mark harmon, or do you just look like him?

what? already you're ignoring me? i just don't get this social networking stuff... OI!!!

[BienvenuJDC]

I like Mark Harmon...especially his role as Leroy Jethro Gibbs
(Who is ignoring you?)

Who is your favorite actor?

[markosf10]

so, i've had this little thing in my head before... i'm too old to have a favorite anything... when my experience only spanned 22 years i was all about favorite this and favorite that...
22 years later i'm all, well this was good, and that was great, and there was something else that was kind of wonderful... favorite is such a definite kind of statement...

i do love ian mckellan, and what's his name, not christopher plummer, but the other guy, who played Saruman, he was fantastic....

so, would you rather live in the past, the present, or the future?

ps: i like leo dicaprio alot. and the whalberg guy who played first sargeant in band of brothers.

[Haunted]

right now I'd like a time machine that would take me back to a certain time in the past...

have you ever seen an UFO?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...I didn't know what it was, therefore it was unidentified....and it was flying, but I don't think that it came from another planet...

Have you ever seen an alien?

[Haunted]

yes, many times, in movies

what did you have for dinner?

[markosf10]

when i was a kid back in the 70's, i think we pretended to see UFOS... it was probably just something coming off mcguire AFB or lakehurst naval air station... but, no, that was already closed down by c.'77.

yes, to the alien question, a close in persnal interaction... but then, i was on LSD at th time, so i'm not sure it really counts.

anyone ever finished gravity's rainbow? or ullysses (SP?)

was it worth it?

i read "cities of the red night" by ws burroughs back in the day

[markosf10]

yes, many times, in movies

what did you have for dinner?

2 bottles of red wine.

gravity's rainbow? anyone? bhueler? bhueler?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...I haven't read Gravity's Rainbow

2 bottles? That explains a lot...

Is it time for bed yet?

[Haunted]

it is for you

can I have some of that red wine please?

[markosf10]

yeah, its hard out here for an alchoholic....

:driving:

(just kidding about the driving.)

so... ummm... is this site gay freindly?

[BienvenuJDC]

It is not an issue, but I personally don't want to hear about someone's gay lifestyle...

Why do some gay people want to make such an issue to announce it to everyone?

[aliengirl]

Perhaps they think that otherwise people would forget them.

How many hours are you going to sleep?

[markosf10]

wellll..

i cant speak for some gay people, i can only speak for myself...

and in general, i have, throughout the years, experienced alot of unwarrented hostility, sometimes in the most base manifestations... like skinheads who openly profess they want to kick faggots asses etc....

so i was just checking beforehand... i didn't plan on describing my latest blowjob in detail, or anything... :rofl:

whoops, i forgot to ask a question,,,


waht woul;d you say if your cat was gay?

[BienvenuJDC]

I think that you missed something...I don't want to hear about it...

Could you come back when you are not so drunk?
(that is my question)

[markosf10]

I think that you missed something...I don't want to hear about it...

Could you come back when you are not so drunk?
(that is my question)

don't want to hear about it, huh? nice to be in that position of calling the shots and all? Faggott. Don't like it. Uncomfortable. don't care for it.

well...

here's my question...

anyone read "a single man" by christopher isherwwood?

[BienvenuJDC]

You missed MY question...

Could you come back when you are not obnoxiously DRUNK?

[markosf10]

rite, and could you go **** yourself?

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you ever acted foolishly?

[Haunted]

yes but not THAT foolishly

how often do you check the time?

[Satan]

I hate that, which is why I never got myself a chronograph.

Have you ever been really ..and I mean really mad at someone?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes

Have you ever used a dutch oven?

[Haunted]

do I have to go to Holland first? No...

can you shuck clams?

[BienvenuJDC]

I can do anything that I put my mind to

Could you make a complete meal on an open fire?

[Haunted]

sure, if I don't fall in accidentally and become the meal first...

do you have fixed mealtimes?

[Satan]

Yeah ...mostly.

Ever slapped someone?

[BienvenuJDC]

on the face...no
on the rear...often

Do you believe in corporal punishment?

[Scheherazade]

Whether I believe in it or not, it still exists.

Who is your favorite princess?

[Haunted]

The Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly

your favorite prince?

[BienvenuJDC]

Prince Ali Ababwa (from Aladdin)

What is your favorite Disney movie?

[Jazz_]

The Lion King

Who is your favourite Disney character?

[JuniperWoolf]

Esmeralda.

Yours?

[Heathcliff]

The Little Mermaid. I couldn't find the one I wanted.


Do you like apple pie?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...especially my own recipe...

What is your favorite Trilogy?

[Heathcliff]

Harry Potter.

What's the difference between a trilogy and a saga?

[BienvenuJDC]

Harry Potter isn't a trilogy...a trilogy only has three chapters/stories

What is your favorite trilogy?

[Heathcliff]

Lord of the Rings is the only one I know then, not that I have ever seen or read it.

Ahh, got it. "Tri"logy.

You?

[papayahed]

erm, the original Star Wars.

What movie could you watch over and over again?

[BienvenuJDC]

I agree with you papayahed, but even though...Lucas intended it to be a saga with prequels...

I would say any of the Star Wars movies...


Who is the most powerful Jedi?

[JuniperWoolf]

Yogurt.

What do you want to throw a rock at (and no wussy "wah, I don't want to throw a rock at anything" responses, you HAVE to pick something)?

[papayahed]

The pick up truck with the "white power" bumper sticker I was behind last week.


Great question, same one:

What do you want to throw a rock at (and no wussy "wah, I don't want to throw a rock at anything" responses, you HAVE to pick something)?

[Haunted]

any deadbeat lawyer's office window

Was there anything that you were upset at this week?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...our current political administration...(hey, you asked)

Now back to my question that was lamely answered...
Who is the most powerful Jedi?

[Haunted]

Obi-Wan of course!

Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

[BienvenuJDC]

(You don't think that Obi-Wan is more powerful than Yoda do you?)

No...I haven't

Who is the cutest Jedi of the below choices?

Mace Windu
http://royal-h.up.seesaa.net/image/Mace_Windu.jpg

Yoda
http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers/Yoda.sized.jpg

Obi-Wan Kenobi
http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Obi-Wan-Kenobi-oversized-postcard--C10229190.jpeg

[Haunted]

Obi-Wan Kenobi, but this one:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMTgwOTI4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDM0Mzc3._V1._ SX461_SY700_.jpg

which Obi-Wan would you pick, Bien's or Haunted's?

[aliengirl]

Bein's. (Hope you don't mind Haunted.)





Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

Ah... I was going to ask this question but as you have already done so I must tell you that I have read it. Liked it very much.

Have you read 'A Tale of Two Cities' by Dickens?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...I haven't

What is it about?

[JuniperWoolf]

Now back to my question that was lamely answered...

Eff that, man; Yogurt could have all of your fruity nerd-boys (aka: "jedis") weeping:
http://www.minhembio.com/dvdrec/jedi/screens/spaceballs/yogurt.jpg
I was just answering your question in the least-lame way that I could think of. Yogurt's ballin'.


What is it about?

The French revolution.

How would you react if you swallowed a bumble bee (both behaviorally and emotionally)?

[Heathcliff]

I'd be laughing on the outside, to keep you from total anarchy, however taken evasive action as relaxedly as possible.

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

[Haunted]

no

have you ever been bitten by a giant ant?

[Oniw17]

Not a giant ant, but a normal-sized one.


Can you count by twos and tie your shoes?

[BienvenuJDC]

yes...and at the same time too...

Did you stay warm last night?

[Haunted]

no...I'm still getting chills

Did you have a restful sleep?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...but chilled a little myself

Is the hiring process still going on?

[Haunted]

yes...if you want the job...

how bad do you want THAT job?

[BienvenuJDC]

Is there a job description available?

[Haunted]

yes

what is your skillset?

[BienvenuJDC]

Limited

Is that important?

[Haunted]

not as long as you can do the job

what kind of challenges do you look for in a job?