Would You??

[sadparadise]

No!
Would you attend a family members funeral if you knew they were an axe murderer?

[iamnobody]

no

Would you attend a religious funeral if you knew the deceased to be an atheist?

[adityasam]

No

Would you?

[iamnobody]

Maybe, it occurs to me that funerals are really for the grieving rather than the dead.

If you saw a waiter/cook do something gross (spit in maybe) to someone's food would you say something? Just for fun let's say the 'someone' is a person you don't like.

[Silas Thorne]

Maybe back when I was an evil child I wouldn't have done anything, but I would now. If someone does such a thing it may not have been the first time. I don't think anyone would want someone working in their restaurant who behaved like that.

Would you cook a crab or crayfish by throwing the living animal into a pot of boiling water?

[Pensive]

In normal circumstances, I don't think so.

Same question.

[Nick91]

Since the animal dies instantaneously of shock, I'd have to say yes.

Would you, given the choice, eat gene modified food or moldy food?

[adityasam]

Gene Modified Food!

Same Question!

[mrv]

No.

Would you wish for immortality?

[adityasam]

No Never!!!

Same Question?

[The Comedian]

Yes. Easy.

Would you take the blame for something that you didn't do?

[mrv]

No. However, I won't say 'never'.

Would you put the blame of something you did on someone who had deliberately and horribly wronged you?

[iamnobody]

No (then I wouldn't be able to all superior and stuff)

same question

[papayahed]

No, the lie would come out eventually.


If a car dealership, who usually has medium to bad service left a brand new part in your car would you drive back to the dealership to return it or would you make them come and get it?

[JuniperWoolf]

Weeeell, I would friggin' keep it.

...nah, I'd prolly drive back and return it. Lazy folk who suck at their jobs are people too.

Would you have maggot therapy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy)?

[Silas Thorne]

Wow, interesting. Well, yes, but only if it would be useful for the kind of ailment I had.

Would you stand under your doorframe in an earthquake?

[NikolaiI]

hahaha no... why not go outside, doesn't that seem safest?

would you practice several instruments at once?

[Maryd.]

Sure... If I had several instruments... Hahahaha

Would you live on a deserted island?

[iRead]

Nope. Without people, I'm a nervous breakdown.

Would you eat your cat or dog if you had to?

[Maryd.]

Nope... I'd play the matyr... Hahaha... Beat that! Mr Dragon!!!!

Would you feed dog food to your children if you were financial strained?

[adityasam]

Never

Would you???

[katelbach]

No. I'd make soup from a stone.

Would you suck anti-venom from Nick Nolte's week-worn undertrousers if it was the only way to save your life, and even then there's only about an 8% chance of survival?

[mrv]

No.

Would you please answer the phone?

[Maryd.]

No... I hate the phone... It's always bad news!

Would you live forever if you were given the chance?

[adityasam]

No

Would You???

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, but not by myself.

Would you enjoy a tramping trip?

[adityasam]

Ummmm.....No!

Would You?

[The Comedian]

Oh, when I was younger and less committed to a variety of responsibilities, sure. But not so much now.

Would you describe yourself as a connoisseur? And if so, of what?

[adityasam]

In Graphic Designing!

Would You?

[snowdrop17]

Not a connoisseur but an amateur painter.

Would you shoot a tiger for its skin?

[Jesterhead]

no, I like tigers.

Would you break the guiness world record of who can hold his/her breath the longest if you had the skill to do it?

[Maryd.]

Sure... I've got nothing else better to do.

Would you live in a tent if need be?

[adityasam]

Absolutely

Would you chat on Facebook for 48 non-stop if there is a good cash prize?

[mrv]

Yeah! The money better be really good though.

Would you stay and pretend to listen to a friend who is depressed and needs someone to talk to if you just can't concentrate and have something else on your mind?

[Maryd.]

Yes, it's likely my friend really needs me... That's all that matters.

Would live on a mountain?

[mrv]

Yes, mountains are fascinating!

Would you like to have a cup of coffee?

[adityasam]

Yup!

Would you?

[iamnobody]

yes please

Would you use the 10 items or less check-out if you had way more than 10 items, but there is no line?

[Triter]

No

If their were caution tape about a construction site, and there was no construction activity, would you cross it to be on time for an appointment you were already late for?

[iamnobody]

no

would you

[papayahed]

Yes, It's only caution tape.

Would you ever preorder a book or movie?

[Triter]

Yes

Would you use a robotic vacuum?

[iamnobody]

yes

Would you eat an insect on a bet?

[Triter]

No

Would you let a dog lick your face?

[iamnobody]

Try to avoid it.

Would you go skydiving?

[Triter]

Crossed off the bucket list

Would you?

[iamnobody]

yes

would you Karaoke

[Triter]

Yes

Would you dance?

[iamnobody]

no

would you

[Triter]

yes

would you water ski?

[adityasam]

Love to

Would You?

[hoope]

Yea ..

Would you sky dive ?

[Maryd.]

Yes, 'tis a dream of mine...

Would you be able to live with the interenet?

[adityasam]

Of Course

What would you do if you were a cat?

[Triter]

Pause

What would you do if you were comfortably well off?

[mrv]

Feel comfortable.

Would you give money for charity even if you were not comfortably well off?

[adityasam]

Yes!

Would you?

[The Comedian]

No. I'd have obligations to my family for both our immediate comfort and sustenance and to prepare for our future. Anything extra would go to preparing for the future.

Would you teach your kid to practice two religions concurrently?

[Pensive]

I don't see why I would need to.

Same question!

[mrv]

No. I too don't see the need.

Would you say coming to know of faiths and religions other than those we're born into makes it difficult to keep believing in god?

[Maryd.]

That depends on you inner self and how influenced you are by others.

If you had a choice would you live in another country?

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Heck, yeah! I would love to live in another country!

If you were to live in another country, where would you live?

[Maryd.]

My dream... France. ♥

Would you eat something you didn't like to please a partner?

[Nyu001]

Hell no. Already tried with veggies, it was horrible. :P (I will eat them if are mixed or inside of something else, but veggies alone, eww, lol).

If your partner, the person you are in love, tells you that he/she will go away for 10 years without tell you the reasons of it, would you wait for this person to come back or would you move on?

[tainaprincess]

Here it would really depend on whether I actually felt love for them or just "thought" I did.

Would you jump out of a plane without a parachute if the person you loved told you they would wait for you on the ground to catch you?

[Delta40]

I was never any good at science and maths but I wasn't that dumb....

Would you enter the 'Hottest Chilli Eater in the Universe' competition if your inheritance from an eccentric rich relative depended upon it?

[<Trinity>]

LOL nice one.
Hmmm...depends on how big the inheritance is (I'm telling you now, it'd have to be pretty damn substantial). But if it was, HELL YEAH!
I'd regret it for the next fifty years when I couldn't fell my tongue :D

Would you...propose to a random bikie in the middle of the street if you were dared to?

[tainaprincess]

No, I'm not that random.

Would you a love potion with unknown side effects to get your love interest to fall in love with you?

[Silas Thorne]

No, I would throw away the love potion and use my natural panache and cunning. ;)

Would you give your next-door neighbour a present at Christmas?

[Delta40]

No but my dog left a gift on their lawn....!

Would you smother your crying baby to death where you and other members of the community were hiding from rebel forces who were hunting you all down?

[Silas Thorne]

That's a difficult one, and honestly, I can't say what I would do. I'd have to ask myself that question seriously if that terrible occasion ever arose.

Would you help someone cover up a murder if you knew that the person who was murdered was a very very bad person?

[Delta40]

No. I'm a whistleblower and the character of the person should not detract from the crime.

(lol) If the killer of the person who was very very bad was your child would you cover it up?

[Silas Thorne]

(lol) If the killer of the person who was very very bad was your child would you cover it up?

Maybe, if that person was very very bad, but not just because the killer was my child.

Would you barter services with a friend who was a tradesperson to avoid using currency?

[Delta40]

Yes, I believe the barter system is a great idea - the ATO makes allowances for it I believe.

If you heard the neighbours having an intense domestic argument late at night, would you get involved?

[Silas Thorne]

Not unless I heard screaming, loud thudding noises, and then silence.


Would you be able to run through your house with all the lights out without tripping over anything?

[Maximilianus]

Sure thing, I am the master of Ninja cat walk! :p

Would you be able to run backwards without tripping over anything?

[tainaprincess]

Of course not.

Would you ever go to a pub and spend a full week there?

[Nyu001]

No. Not interested.

If you were left alone in a jungle without anything, would you survive?

[mrv]

If there are no man-eaters and no cannibals in that jungle;) I won't be too sure though. Jungle's not a very safe place even without man-eaters and cannibals. Oh, I forgot all about food and water! No, I don't think I'd survive!:(

Would you want to be reborn if it were possible to be reborn as whatever or whoever you wished to be?

[Delta40]

Only if I could finish this life journey first.

Would plagiarise somebody else's work to get a higher grade?

[tainaprincess]

No, I want to keep my integrity intact.

Would you ever make a public spectacle of someone who annoyed you?

[BienvenuJDC]

No, that wouldn't be right.

Would you try something that you've never done before?

[Delta40]

I have an integrity problem too so I would fantasize about it instead!

Would you give an annoying neighbour the oldest eggs laid by your chickens?

[BienvenuJDC]

No....(plus I don't have any chickens)

(Speaking of fantasies)

Would you share your an embarrassing fantasy to a group of friends?

[tainaprincess]

That depends on how long ago the fantasy was. (As for your previous question, again, that depends on what it is that I've never done, but would be considering doing.)

Would you ever act upon a fantasy you once had?

[Delta40]

I would if it would enhance my life - I used to fantasize about travelling...

If you were on a busy street and saw someone lying unconcious with an empty liquor bottle nearby, would you help them?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, most definitely

Would you help someone realize their dream?

[tainaprincess]

Definitely - as long as it's not a killing spree

Would you donate part of an organ to save a stranger?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would consider it.

Would you sacrifice a small portion of savings to help a stranger?

[tainaprincess]

I would consider it.

Would you help a stranger find a good job?

[Delta40]

It would depend on the circumstances. I have directed strangers to websites and told about vacancies at places when chatting at the bustop...

Would you employ a cleaner if you lived by yourself?

[tainaprincess]

Possibly. I'm terribly lazy.

Would you call someone who is half way across the world, just to say hi?

[Delta40]

No. I have Scottish in me!

Would do a degree in a subject you hate if it was offered to you for free?

[BienvenuJDC]

Probably not....I'm terribly shy, even if they were closer by

EDIT: No, I've gone through enough formal education...now enrolled in the school of hard knocks...

Would you walk twenty miles to meet someone?

[tainaprincess]

Maybe. It depends on whether I'm meeting up with someone I like or whether it would just be to meet someone.

Would you spend more than two hours chatting online with a friend, when you were supposed to be doing work?

[Delta40]

Sure! I do it all the time - in fact I should be at work but this is just too exciting (lol)

Would demand a refund on a faulty sex toy?

[BienvenuJDC]

No (I probably wouldn't buy one in the first place)

Would you talk about sex online?

[tainaprincess]

No (at least, not about anything explicit)

Would you date anyone you met online?

[BienvenuJDC]

I did...then married (then she left me)...so I don't know

Would you do an online date?

[tainaprincess]

How do you mean? Perhaps

Would you ever forgive a friend who stole your significant other away from you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...in fact, I have

Would you teach someone to dance who couldn't?

[tainaprincess]

If I knew how to lead, rather than follow, yes.

Would you lose your temper with someone who has tried to humiliate you?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't know....I have a pretty good control of my temper

Would you dance with a stranger?

[tainaprincess]

Yes, I have, actually

Would you ever take up ballet dancing?

[BienvenuJDC]

Without the talent? Probably not

Would you watch ballet?

[tainaprincess]

Probably not.

Would you travel to meet someone on Lit-Net?

[BienvenuJDC]

Depends...(how far)

Would you indulge in a mud bath?

[tainaprincess]

Possibly (and say a couple of states away).

Would you spend a full day at a spa?

[BienvenuJDC]

(possibly)
No...probably not (spa)

Would you build your own house?

[tainaprincess]

Physically, no. But perhaps have it built, and maybe help a little with it, yes.

Would you build your own transportation (boat :))?

[BienvenuJDC]

Oh my....THAT is one of my fantasy dreams....

Would you take a cruise (as a crew member) on a sailing ship?

[tainaprincess]

As a crew member, no. I get sea-sick very easily.

Would you buy a cruise ship company?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I could get it for under a thousand dollars...

Would you go canoeing?

[tainaprincess]

If the person accompanying me knows how to swim because I don't.

Would you go on a hiking trip?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes

Would you submit your trust to be taught to swim?

[tainaprincess]

I would try. I have trust issues when it comes to the water.

Would you be willing to teach someone to swim?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, i used to be afraid of water...so I understand

Would you swim (wade) in a creek or natural waterway?

[tainaprincess]

I've done that. Actually last year, during the summer, we were visiting family in PR, and were at the river, and 2 of my sisters and me almost drowned. Hence, my trust issues with water.

Would you counsel someone about their fear of water?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes (especially if she was pretty)

Would you get in shallow water with critters?

[tainaprincess]

Yes - again, done it before.

Would you go fishing with a net, not a pole?

[BienvenuJDC]

We used to use a net to catch minnows in our creek (when I was a boy...many years ago)

Would you build a boat in your basement?

[tainaprincess]

No, not practical in my area.

Would you speed down the streets without flinching?

[BienvenuJDC]

no...well, depends on the street...and what "speeding" is

Would you spend a night in a hotel that is 15 minutes from your house, just to get away?

[tainaprincess]

Probably not, wouldn't sleep well anywhere but at home.

Would you drive two hours, early in the morning on Black Friday, to go to a Target and spend 2.5 hours in the line just to get movies?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...I hate Black Friday...mainly how people treat one another just for "things"...

Would you appreciate a hand made gift as much as a store bought gift on Christmas?

[tainaprincess]

Most definitely. My sister made a scarf for me a couple Christmases ago.

Would you get/make a gift for someone you've only recently met?

[Nyu001]

Yes.

Would you give me a cyber gift? =D

[BienvenuJDC]

That would be based solely on an individual basis.

Would you go to a company Christmas party (as a date) with someone you just met?

[tainaprincess]

Possibly

Would you invite someone you just met to a company Christmas party?

[BienvenuJDC]

If it were practical

Would you go out with someone who was still (technically) married (but separated)?

[Nyu001]

No.

Would you eat a very spicy food?

[tainaprincess]

No

Would you (if you are married) ask someone else out on a date?

[Nyu001]

No.

Would you try to conquer a person that is married?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not yet...until things are taken care of...

EDIT: Conquer?

Would you date someone who was divorced?

[tainaprincess]

Possibly, depends on the reasons for the divorce.

Would you consider an annulment if you were divorced?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm not sure what that really means, but it would be clearly a separation in the eyes of God according to the Bible.

Would you date someone who wasn't of your faith?

[tainaprincess]

Yes

Would you acknowledge and accept religious differences in a partner?

[BienvenuJDC]

That depends how different...

Would you stay up too late chatting on the internet?

[Nyu001]

Yes.

Would you still be with the person you love if this person was put in a body of the opposite sex? (Male to female, Female to male).

[BienvenuJDC]

No

Would you judge someone based on appearance?

[tainaprincess]

No, unless they had a creepy countenance.

Would you judge someone based on intellectual ability?

[BienvenuJDC]

Depends on what I'm judging for...

Would you date someone who was simple minded?

[tainaprincess]

Probably not. I need intellectual challenges.

Would you date someone who is much more intelligent than you?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm not sure...(maybe)

Would you kiss on the first date?

[tainaprincess]

No - haven't done it on the second or third date, either.

Would you choose to be on TV if given the choice?

[BienvenuJDC]

Preferably not

Would you wear someone elses socks?

[Nyu001]

No.

Would you hit someone?

[tainaprincess]

Depends.

Would you wear someone else's glasses?

[Nyu001]

No. I am sure I am blinder, lol. Just will wear mines.

Would you wear my eyeglasses?

[Delta40]

If it enhanced my intellectual appearance - of course!

would you dress gender specific just for the experience?

[JuniperWoolf]

Absolutely.

Would you eat snake?

[tainaprincess]

Definitely not.

Would you recite your own poetry in front of a crowd of over 1,000?

[Silas Thorne]

Sure, if people are gathered to hear poetry, it's good practice. I'm not going to run on stage and grab the mike off U2 or Julian Assange if they are in front of their fans.

Would you shave all of your hair off your head for a protest?

[Triter]

Yes, but I'd probably need to hold a sign, too.

Would you cook a hot dog on a stick over burning trash?

[Varenne Rodin]

To me, a cooked hot dog is the same as burnt trash, so no.

Would you sell a testicle to scientific research for 20 grand? Or, depending on the next person's gender, a breast?

[Maryd.]

If I were homeless, yes.

Would you live alone on an island if need be?

[Varenne Rodin]

If it's in the Pacific, yes. If it's in the Atlantic in general proximity to the Gulf of Mexico, no. I like cool breezes to go with my warm sun.

Would you live in a glass booth in a museum in Chicago for no less than 30 days; people looking at you, filming you, and broadcasting you on television and internet?

[Maryd.]

Ah no... Don't like to be stared at.

Would you eat dog food if that is all you could eat?

[Ydfkdy]

yes, you have to survive.

Where would your dream vaction spot be and who would you bring?

[faithosaurus]

St. Barth's! And I would bring my best friend.

Would you go skydiving with a risky parachute?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...there are those who depend on me...

Would you eat a gold fish?

[Varenne Rodin]

I'm a vegetarian.

Would you hold a bumblebee?

[MystyrMystyry]

I've held a bumblebee (and a poisonous spider, poisonous snake, a wasp, patted a shark and a tiger, helped wrestle a crocodile back into the water to redirect it from the campsite. I patted a dolphin and it scratched my hand with its very sharp teeth too - the only one to hurt me) so yes.

I like all animals even if they do have the reputation of being the skinheads of their respective species.

Would you eat a part of yourself (say your foot) if you thought you only had a 10/90 chance of survival?

[mrv]

No!

Would you buy something expensive(something you might not be able to afford otherwise) at a much lower price from someone who's desperately in need of money and will have to sell it to you for whatever money you offer?

[MystyrMystyry]

Too vague.

It would depend on whether I needed it, it was the best of it's type, whether I knew/liked the person, whether they would otherwise accept charity (or if it was just the tip of the iceberg of their troubles), whether the amount asked was affordable to me, whether I thought I could sell the article at a later time, whether I thought someone might be more interested than I, whether I smelt a rat (was it possibly stolen?)

Anyway, if the majority of responses were positive then I would like to think I've helped them out of a jam (and might leave the offer open for them to redeem the item once they're financially capable).

Would you kill someone who you knew was far more dangerous alive (though not to you personally), and you were in a perfect position to do so, and guaranteed never to be tried for murder?

[Maryd.]

Well I don't believe in taking a life. So probably no. Even if it meant that person kill me first. So be it.

Would you live in the coldest point of alaska for one year to raise funds for charity?

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, but not just for charity. For the experience and the fresh air too.

Would you put one of your poems in a public place for me?

[Maryd.]

Never again... But thanks for asking.

Would you eat hot chilli on an empty stomach for a dare?

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, I would, though unfortunately this might result in a bout of hiccups for me. I don't know why.

Would you compete in a boxing match for charity? (It's quite popular here in New Zealand)

[Maryd.]

Yes sir....

Would you drive a car under the influence of alchohol?

[MystyrMystyry]

Never again... drive a car... drunk nor otherwise

Would you give sacrifice your life if you knew it would prevent the Nuclear Holocaust?

[Maryd.]

Tough one... But probably yes.

Would you deliver legal documentation to a doctor, allowing him or her to perform unethical surgery?

[Varenne Rodin]

If the surgery is to make me bionic, freaking yes! For other purposes? Doubtful. I can't knowingly assist in the breaking of ethics codes, can I? Wait...can I? Hm. Yeah, but only because I believe monkeys SHOULD be allowed to mate with cats, if that's what they want to do. Sometimes doctors, and people who deliver their legal documents, need to force the hand of evolution for the greater good.

Would you slap a polar bear if it confronted you aggressively?

[Varenne Rodin]

Yes, I would, though unfortunately this might result in a bout of hiccups for me. I don't know why.

Would you compete in a boxing match for charity? (It's quite popular here in New Zealand)

I feel like responding to this one because I seem to be too talkative in this sleep deprived state. I get the hiccups a lot. Though adorable to outsiders, I happen to live inside my body and am, therefore, discomforted by them. :)

I would absolutely compete in a boxing match for charity! I, for whatever reason, don't seem to feel the pain of punching or being punched; and I quite enjoy the exercise. I would like there to be a rule for no punches on the nose though, because I want to stay pretty. :D

[Varenne Rodin]

Oh, and please refer back to my earlier post for the new question, could you? You are a peach!

[Maryd.]

I feel like responding to this one because I seem to be too talkative in this sleep deprived state. I get the hiccups a lot. Though adorable to outsiders, I happen to live inside my body and am, therefore, discomforted by them. :)

I would absolutely compete in a boxing match for charity! I, for whatever reason, don't seem to feel the pain of punching or being punched; and I quite enjoy the exercise. I would like there to be a rule for no punches on the nose though, because I want to stay pretty. :D

Too late fot some of us... Hahaha... Our noses are beyond repair... Hahaha


If the surgery is to make me bionic, freaking yes! For other purposes? Doubtful. I can't knowingly assist in the breaking of ethics codes, can I? Wait...can I? Hm. Yeah, but only because I believe monkeys SHOULD be allowed to mate with cats, if that's what they want to do. Sometimes doctors, and people who deliver their legal documents, need to force the hand of evolution for the greater good.

Would you slap a polar bear if it confronted you aggressively?

Ah no... I would just run like mad... It's a bear, polar or not Why would I want to aggrevated it.

Would you feed a lion at a zoo, if it meant keeping your job?

[Varenne Rodin]

An aside: Ahaha, Mary D. You are delightful!

(game continue)

[Maryd.]

An aside: Ahaha, Mary D. You are delightful!

(game continue)

I'm a tad confused... What do you mean continue?

[Varenne Rodin]

I'm a tad confused... What do you mean continue?

I just mean I don't want to interrupt the flow of the game with my compliments. :)

[Maryd.]

I just mean I don't want to interrupt the flow of the game with my compliments. :)

Flew right over my head... Please continue the game. :)

[iamnobody]

I would feed a lion at the zoo..any time they'd let me!

Would you feed a cute little bunny to a snake?

[<Trinity>]

How could you SUGGEST such a thing!! :O
Now if it were that evil little killer rabbit off Monty Python, now that might be a different story .... *evil grin*

Let's see ... would you ... Jump off the top of a skyscraper if you knew you were in a dream and you would only wake up in the real world?
(sorry - too much Inception and Matrix of late :D )

[iamnobody]

If I KNEW I was dreaming, I would already be waking up. So, I would probably miss my chance.

Would you wrap Christmas gifts with plain brown wrapping paper?

[Maryd.]

Yes, If I were desperate. But when times were tough, I would get the kids to draw pictures on A4 printer paper and tape them together. Then wrap gifts that way. It was cheaper than buying it and at the time we lived on the edge. :)

If you lived alone would you share your home with a homeless man/beggar, if he asked?

[faithosaurus]

Depends how dangerous he seemed/looked. I'd most likely call someone else to stay with me too.

Would you enter a black hole?

[Maximilianus]

Sure... If I have a proper flashlight.

Would you enter a white hole?

[faithosaurus]

Sure, why not.

Would you star in a music video of your most hated artist?

[Maximilianus]

Nopers.

Would you move to a big city, knowing you've lived happily in a small town?

[MystyrMystyry]

Having lived (or existed) extremely unhappily in a small town, and now living happily in a big city, yes.

But that's not the answer to the question.

I've seen and been through small towns that seem idyllic, but my experience has clouded all hope for them. Everyone knows your business so forget privacy, and paranoia is rife.

The people yabber all day long and even seem to know what you're going to have for dinner before you do

No the city offers anonymity, interest, easy reach to supermarket specials, interesting things to do

Want to take in a movie - there's a hundred to choose from. Need to fix your computer - there's a shop just around the corner. Suddenly hungry? Chinese, Italian, Greek, Thai, French, Mexican, American Hamburgers, Fish and Chips, Lebanese, anything you can think of...


Would you sing in front of a large audience if you've never done it anywhere other than the shower?

[Maryd.]

Yes... but I am cheating because I have done so before.... :)

Would you let a pet sleep in your bed?

[iamnobody]

Yes, It's a big bed, I don't even notice.

Would you?

[MystyrMystyry]

Depends on the pet.

Not if it has (even potential) fleas. Not if it's a goldfish. Not if it's a cold-blooded lizard. Not if it's a tweety bird. Not if it emits strange odours throughout the night. Not if it likes to claw things in its sleep. Not if it's a turtle.

Should I go on?

Would you dive from a height you didn't feel comfortable with if a king's ransom was involved

[Maryd.]

Nope, I am whimp... hahaha

Would you save someone from a burning home?

[MystyrMystyry]

Yes, at least try - couldn't live with myself if not

You're single, hetero. Would you make love with an attractive close personal friend (op sex) you've known for years but with knowledge it can only happen once - but the opportunity has presented itself, and has always been in the back of your mind, in fact has always privately turned you on, and you've always wanted to express your affection for them physically?

[Maryd.]

Um... No.

Would you eat furit from a bag that was left at you doorstep, with a note signed free to good neighbour?

[MystyrMystyry]

No. But I might give it to someone I owed a 'favour'

You hesitated. Peraps the knowledge it would only ever serve to enhance the friendship?

[Maryd.]

Ha! No sir. Wouldn't even bother.

Would you feed a stray animal.

[MystyrMystyry]

I would. As long as my heart pumped blood through my veins.

I'd feed a stray dog as well - but it'd have to look hungry. And probably only with scraps and/or leftovers that I could do without or was going to ditch anyway - not tonight's ribs or anything.

(You never know - it just might be one of those pets you hear about whose ex-masters have left a billion dollars to. Who wouldn't want some of those apples?)

Scientists discover new genesplicing techniques to enable us to fly, breathe underwater, become invisible, see through walls - but only one implant every ten years. Would you put your hand up? And what order?

[Maryd.]

Sure... I'll have all of the above thanks. I've got nothing to lose. Haha

Same question... Quite an intriguing one?

[faithosaurus]

Definitely, and in the order it was put in above.

Would you live in another country of your choice if you were given a free plane ticket, a very nice house, and a large sum of money even if it meant leaving family and friends behind?

[Maryd.]

I couldn't leave my kids... So no. But if the kids could come, we would be off to France in an instance. :)

Would you live in an igloo?

[MystyrMystyry]

Last winter felt like I was living in an igloo - never again!

Back to my earlier poser, but a totalitarian dictator said you HAD to choose only one, but each had drawbacks

Flying, but you may never land (never again feel the soft grass or sand between your toes)

Invisiblity (but never return, and everyone's afraid of you)

Breathe underwater (but never again return to land - not even with a water tank)

See through walls and, say, as clearly as the hubble telescope (but not see textures and surfaces - no rainbows, no sunsets, only skeletons of people)

[Maryd.]

Fly... Because I've always wanted too... None of the others evern appeal to m.

Would you share your drink with some who had a desease that you think (but not sure of) can be spreadible via saliva?

[iamnobody]

No Way

Would you?

[Maryd.]

No probably not

Would you live underground because your partner got himself/herself in trouble witht the law and can never face the public again?

[MystyrMystyry]

Not in a gazillion years - the public offers more possibilities.

Would you do something embarassing in public (like purposely sing the wrong lyrics to a Chrismas Carol that you were the lead vocalist of) for a sizeable sum (half of which would go to charity), but part of the deal is you're not allowed to explain yourself after the event?

[Maryd.]

Sure... I am a professional at embarrassing myself... Hahaha. I do it all the time and for free too. Oh and I make it a habit never to explain myself to anyone anymore. Because it only falls on deaf ears. So yes. I would

If you did something wrong to your partner, would kneel in front of them and beg for fiveness, if the usual "I'm sorry" line didn't work?

[MystyrMystyry]

'I'm sorry' hasn't worked for me in years (damn this relentless smile!)

No, more likely to start spinning some long winded story so as not to let her get a word in, or if I'm not in the mood for that tease her until I get the silent treatment


Would you surrender all your worldly possessions in order to save someone worthy's life?

[Maryd.]

Yes.... Would you?

[MystyrMystyry]

Mary! What a loaded question - are they more worthy than me? If so who? Can I meet them? Do you have their phone number?

Would you do something every particle of your moral fibre was against (rob a bank, mug someone etc) if the reciprocated love of someone special was at stake?

[Maryd.]

Mary! What a loaded question - are they more worthy than me? If so who? Can I meet them? Do you have their phone number?

It's all too familiar, isn't it.


Would you do something every particle of your moral fibre was against (rob a bank, mug someone etc) if the reciprocated love of someone special was at stake?

No... Let him/her bail their own way out.

There, now is that the answer you were looking for before?

Would you be bold enough to challenge me to a duel?

[MystyrMystyry]

Me? I'm not even bold enough to meet you in person.

Did read something into what I posted?

I'm not looking for any specific answers - I'm just posting questions and answers while trying to ignore the rumble in my tummy. This probably because sometimes someone can say something that triggers my brain to take a quick left of u-turn or backflip - love it when that happens!

You've been stranded on a desert island for years, learnt total self-reliance, but intensely lonely. Suddenly a bunch of pirates/tattoed natives with spears appear. Do you hide in your 'special spot' or risk contact?

[Maryd.]

I'm a whimp, I would hide.

Would you change religion or join a religious group for the love of your life?

[MystyrMystyry]

I met someone I thought might be the one, and agreed to go to her church meeting. Well, when the congregation started speaking in tongues I was outta there sister, like a rocket out of a bazooka - whoooooosh!

But maybe if it was a less extreme religion...


You're really hungry. You haven't eaten in hours because you were going to a meeting/dinner of exotic peoples. You recognise absolutely nothing on the smorgasboard table or buffet - but it neither looks nor senses appetising though everyone else seems to be enjoying it.

Do you risk it, or excuse yourself to go and find a latenight supermarket or fastfood restaurant?

[Maryd.]

I'd rather go... I'm not zoned for socialising... So off to the supermarket with me.

Would you go out at 2am to a friend in need of emotional support?

[MystyrMystyry]

Are you stalking me? How do you know what I was doing at 2am last night? Private Eye?


Would you eat tinned animal food if you learnt that it was better for than anything else you could buy? (I went through a stage of occasional kangaroo until one night it tasted like I thought PAL would taste)

[Maryd.]

Are you stalking me? How do you know what I was doing at 2am last night? Private Eye?

Hahaha, I do believe I'm being had!


Would you eat tinned animal food if you learnt that it was better for than anything else you could buy? (I went through a stage of occasional kangaroo until one night it tasted like I thought PAL would taste)

What? Isn't it good for you? I've been eating Pal for years. Hahaha

Would you really eat Pal, if you were desperate?

[MystyrMystyry]

No, I'm too clever with money (some would say tight) than to ever be that desperate, and I'm not dumb enough to be lost in a desert on a dare

But I have heard that some outback Australian aborigines buy it because at the end of the day it is pre-cooked kangaroo - traditional staple

And I've 'heard' of workers in a rubber mill heating it up on the machinery and making for a cheap lunch

It's just not my cup of fur


There's a new novel in you. You've been up all night taking notes as ideas have been storming your feverish brain. But it's no ordinary novel - it's the Great Classic you've felt you always had in you but never before manifested itself in any form so clear and and bright - plot, characters, brilliant descriptions of events and locations - everything has appeared to you in perfect synchrony and synergy. You can't fail!

But come daybreak you're back to normal, though physically untired.

Do you spend the day procrastinating with junk television, or force yourself to actually write the first page?

[Maryd.]

I haven't had writer's block for over a year... Bring it on... MystyrMystyry

I'll write whatever you have to dish out. :)

Would you help me?

[MystyrMystyry]

Perhaps proof read it after the work's done - incuding drafting. I tried to help someone once, and to my delicate mind it was a cough cough sheer and utter unmitigated disaster!!!

Someone you know is writing a novel. You are their only friend and the only one who knows of their life's work. One day you visit and discover they have died. You gather the scattered pages together before calling the relevant authority (actually, who?) and scurry back home to devour their words. It is complete and brilliant and far beyond anything you will ever produce in a lifetime of Sundays.

You suddenly get the idea to put your own name to it. Do you?

[Maryd.]

No... Not in this life time... I wouldn't want it to happen to me. Why would I do it to someone else. Plus it wouldn't be my "speak" (if you will!) Everyone has their own toungue. It would be noticeable if I stold the poor friends work... Let alone unethical!!!!!

Ok... Here's one for you... You are stranded on an island with no food. Two of your closest companions are dying... Would you kill - just so you can eat them?

[MystyrMystyry]

Kill them? With what? Coconuts? Why don't I just eat the coconuts? How about poisoned fish? Why don't I just eat the fish?

I hope you don't mean strangling them or stabbing them with a kitchen knife...

I could only kill them with kindness I'm afraid - but if kindness could kill I'd be the one to do it

The only time I've been genuinely nasty to anyone in still too recent memory was to a 'ticularly bad schizophrenic who'd decided to befriend me - and I couldn't get rid of it! I detest it to this day for what it did to me, even contemplated leading it to a cliff, feeding it spiders, whatever it took

Ultimately I wouldn't have, of course, but nothing has the right to drive me out of my own wits

So how did I finally throw it off the scent? Simple - it had delusions of grandeur and I smashed them to smithereens at it's feet (it left me with no other real option - I may've ruined it's day but it was destroying my happiness)


Anyway - you're on a jet over the Pacific and something happens - everyone is struck with food poisoning but you didn't trust the look of the tuna sandwiches - fortunately you brought your own delicious homemade Lasagna, but now unfortunately you have three new problems - a storm is approaching, the radio has died, and you are the only one remotely capable of flying to safety.

The pilot and co-pilot have both passed out from their ingestion and so have anyone who could lend advice. Your only experience is from (inattentively)watching movies and what does an autopilot even look like?

You notice the pressure is dropping, as is the altitude, and the seas are looking mighty rough out that tiny window, but up above lightning everywhere.

Do you take her up and hope for the best or try to land on the rocking waves - which are starting to make you feel very queasy indeed?

[Maryd.]

You are into scenario's, aren't you?

Well I would land the plane... Rocky waters or not. At least you know what you are going down too. God knows what you will go up too?

Would you ever feel into a pyrana invested water to retrieve a very valuable locket that would make you a very rich person?

[MystyrMystyry]

You'd land? Honestly? You really were inattentive during those movies!

You're travelling 600 mph in a flimsy piece of aluminium designed for flight, not to float, not to crashland in turbulent seas of any kind - and you'd try to guide it and therefore 200 hundred innocents whose lives are entirely dependent upon you, into shark infested-

Well, you're either very brave or very courageous.

No. Listen, if we ever meet at an airport could you please make a point of telling me what flight you'll be on? Please?


Pirhana i have a trick for - they only attack the living if they're starving - so throw in a dead sloth first, and Bob's your uncle


I must sleep now. NIghty night

[Maryd.]

Night... Maybe tomorrow you can reply to your messages... Maybe.

Would you leave a date waiting in the rain, because you didn't want to go out in the wet weather?

[faithosaurus]

Nope, I love the rain!

Would you go and take a vacation that you planned anyway, if you found out your company (or workplace) was going under and they desperately needed you help to keep it going?

[MystyrMystyry]

I would take the vacation I 'needed' regardless of the company's fortunes - there will always be companies, but there may not always be needed vacations

You've been stranded on a desert island for years, learnt total self-reliance, but intensely lonely. Suddenly a bunch of female pirates/tattoed Amazons (classical Xena ones) with spears appear. Do you hide in your 'special spot' or risk contact?

(Ladies only)

[Maryd.]

Ah familiar, but female pirates this time...

I'm still a whimp. I would still hide.

Would you help care for a friends pet monkey, whilst they take a 6 month tour around the world?

[BienvenuJDC]

Probably

Would you help take care of someone's bird eating spider when they were away?

[Maryd.]

Ha... You are very naughty... I would take care of it alright. With a can of insect spray and a broom... Hahaha. I've already warned my son, if he leaves his spider here whenever he goes somewhere then don't expect me to care for the hairy creature... Ewwwie...

Would you be able to live with someone who whistle all the time?

[faithosaurus]

Oh my goodness, no.

Would you rather go to Paris or Hawaii?

[Maryd.]

Ohhh, Paris... My dream home.

Would you ask a neighbour over for dinner on their first day in the home?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...I know what it's like to get moved in....I'd take pizza over and help them...

Would you take a ride in a catapult?

[Maximilianus]

Sure, I always wanted to be hurled by a catapult. You never know where you're gonna fall
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Would you hurl any given object at your neighbor's dog over their wall to cease that awful constant bark?

[iamnobody]

NEVER

Would you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Maybe something that wouldn't hurt it...

Would you eat snails?

[Maximilianus]

I could give it a try under proper preparation.

Would you eat a roach (I've seen people doing it live on TV ... yuck!)?

[Maryd.]

Ah no Maxi... Ewwwie.

Would you eat off the same plate, that an animal just ate from?

[Triter]

Odds are I just ate a dead animal that was on my plate, so not a big deal.

Would you give a thirsty dog a drink from your glass?

[iamnobody]

yes, but then I wouldn't drink it.

Would you let a dog lick your face?

[Maryd.]

No... Yukko...

Would you leave a best friends party if they spent the whole night ignoring you on purpose?

[iamnobody]

Not without finding out what the problem was.

Would you ignor a friend on purpose.

[Maryd.]

Depend's on the friend...

Would you?

[iamnobody]

no

Would you eat a bug to win a bet?

[MystyrMystyry]

Never

Listen - this site works for you. You can have an avatar and a witty saying and even quotes at the bottom of your page.

It doesn't work for me for some reason - I can't get any of those things to work. Everytime I post a message I get booted and have to go through the process of signing up again...

You don't know how easy you've got it - I could spend twenty minutes writing a post only to get booted whilst sending it and all the words have vanished, if I have to keep remembering to copy the text and paste it into notepad just in case and what I thought I was talking about and everything else it gets very tiring.

Also if I seem to disappear it's probably because I've got a musical forum, synthesiser forum, science forum, word processor, paint programme, and a music sequencer all going on at the same time

This place is a break while I munch on a banana or piece of cheese and salami, sip a coffee or juice or something - it's not my life

(how did that private message end up there?)


Would you jump from a plane with parachute but by yourself, not piggyback?
(on your first time)

[Maryd.]

Never

Listen - this site works for you. You can have an avatar and a witty saying and even quotes at the bottom of your page.

It doesn't work for me for some reason - I can't get any of those things to work. Everytime I post a message I get booted and have to go through the process of signing up again...

You don't know how easy you've got it - I could spend twenty minutes writing a post only to get booted whilst sending it and all the words have vanished, if I have to keep remembering to copy the text and paste it into notepad just in case and what I thought I was talking about and everything else it gets very tiring.

Also if I seem to disappear it's probably because I've got a musical forum, synthesiser forum, science forum, word processor, paint programme, and a music sequencer all going on at the same time

This place is a break while I munch on a banana or piece of cheese and salami, sip a coffee or juice or something - it's not my life

(how did that private message end up there?)



If you are having problems with the site, check with one of the moderators. When I have an issue I tend to send a brief pm to Scheherazade. She will guide you through your issues. If it's just that you are having problems with the length of log-in time. I have noticed that the page needs refreshing within 15 minutes. Well it does for me. Mind you I don't usually write too much. But then that is me. I am sure you are busy, like all of us, we are all doing things in between posts. We all share the same concerns. But if it is an issue that we don't have then chat to the mod's they are very helpful. If there is anything I can help with too, I will try. Feel free to pm me when you need help.


Would you jump from a plane with parachute but by yourself, not piggyback?
(on your first time)

I would... Ordinarily I am a chicken. But it has always been on my "To-do-list." So yes I would, so long as I had instructions on how to use all the gadgets and things.

Would you give a large sum of money to a friend, who promised to pay you back shortly, even though you knew he/she was shocking with budgeting?

[MystyrMystyry]

No, because even a small amount back in my youth created tensions - and now it's against my wisdom/phiosophy/personal goal of having everyone being repomsible for their own actions.

How can they learn if they go through life on the bludge, sponging off folks - no, if they're truly a friend then tough love is called for.

Say they needed two hundred, I might offer a pointless token of two and tell them to ask a hundred others. If they respond their aren't a hundred others they can ask - I would explain then that's their fault for having screwed up their priorities, two is my only offer


Would you enter a marathon that you haven't trained for, knowing that you're going to have to quit before the end, but you can say at least you tried?

(p.s.Thanks for the pointers)

[Maryd.]

Sure why not. I've never been the sporting type, so I've never one anything or left my mark in the world of sports. So just entering is good enough for me

Would you leave your family home to move in with a partner, but new your family detested your new partner?

[MystyrMystyry]

Tricky, but probably yes. In my case if my family liked my new partner I'd probably start wondering what was wrong with her - and if she liked them too, well...

But if they hated her, then she would probably be perfect for me

(Anyone want to buy a family? Suitable for scientific experiments?)


Big savings on something you don't need! You've never needed it, but so cheap it's unbelievable. Do you start thinking you never needed it because it's always been out of your price range, and try to convince yourself it's something you've always needed?


Hey look! 150th post!

[Maryd.]

(Congrats on your 150 posts :))

I am not into waisting anything. If I don't need it. I won't buy it, regardless of price. I live a very simple life. Not much is needed Only the necessities. :)

If your employer asked you to move to a non english speaking country and you weren't impressed with it, but knew you would lose your job if you did, would you go?