Would You??

[Maryd.]

It isn't necessary to be optimistic about techonology if you don't want to...

Would you chew on 100 ice cubes a day?

[Blanket Heist]

I dare say that I would.

Would you write "run of the mill" thriller novels if it meant you would be world renowned?

[ashley_bergman]

Umm, probably.

Would you kill someone to save your life. ? (I really suck at thinking of questions)

[Maryd.]

Yes dear, but that is a tough question. I have no idea what I would do in that situation. But I know this; I don't like the idea of killing at all.

Same question as I am quite intrigued...
Would you kill someone to save your life. ?

[Haunted]

No, I really don't care, just let me die.

Would you sacrifice yourself to save someone's life?

[Heathcliff]

Yer, of course.

Would you spend all night trying to solve a Rubik's Cube?

[papayahed]

Sure.

Would you eat a bug?

[Maryd.]

Have by accident...

Would be able to sleep in the same bed, with a friend.

[Heathcliff]

Yes. Not hard.

Would you be able to sleep in the same bed with an enemy?

[Maryd.]

Have done... Ouch.

Would you be able to share a meal with your worst enemy?

[Heathcliff]

Of course.

Would you try to stay awake all night to finish something due tomorrow?

[Maryd.]

Have done and will do it again should the need arise.

Would you trade places with a harden criminal in prison for a week, just to see what it is like in prison?

[Heathcliff]

I'd rather not.

Would you study overseas?

[Maryd.]

Yes, if I had my life again, I would take the risk. Because I have never left Australia and it would be the perfect opportunity.

Would you believe a friend trying to get themselves out of trouble.... If they said they were telling the truth, but you knew they were a compulsive liar?

[Scoggy]

I have no idea... probably not.

Would you (fear factor-style) have cockroaches poured all over you for money?

[samercury]

No! I hate cockroaches too much to even consider the idea (no matter how much money)!

Would you go skydiving by yourself?

[papayahed]

yes.

Would you fire a supplier because they never call you back in a timely manner?

[Maryd.]

Yes, service is very important to me.

Would you live in a tent?

[JuniperWoolf]

Yeah, I'd love to.

Would you?

[Maryd.]

No, scared of the crawly things that might come in.

Would you feed a stray animal?

[Heathcliff]

Yes.

Would you ever own a pet spider?

[JuniperWoolf]

If I want to be a ranger (which I'm pretty sure I'm leaning towards) I'm going to have to get over the arachnophobia that I inherited from my mother, so this summer I'm going to collect various species of Canadian spiders in jars, give them names, touch them and try to love them (try very hard).

Would you eat a worm?

[Heathcliff]

Yes.

Would you ever let a snail crawl on your belly button?
(I will one day.)

[Maryd.]

Eww girl... Make sure I am not there. I will flick it off. No I wouldn't.

Would you be on the same lit forum as another member of your family.

[Pensive]

I am.
Right here on litnet! :p

Same question!

[Maryd.]

Well I have two other family members on litnet. So yes.

Do you play pranks on people?

[Heathcliff]

No. I don't think they are funny.

Would you still laugh at something that isn't even funny?

[Pensive]

Yes I think.
Many a times my laughter is nothing but animation I must admit.

Same question.

[Heathcliff]

Never. Unless I'm trying to be nice or impress someone. Like when a teacher makes a horrible joke.

Would you lie to your best friend and tell them they look good when they really don't?

[papayahed]

Depends how bad they look.

Would you rather have a cook that prepared all your meals of a maid that cleaned the house?

[Heathcliff]

Nah. I'd prefer the maid. No I won't. I don't want a stranger touching my stuff. I'd want to do it to my standards; it has to be spotless and neatly organised.
Actually... I don't want the cook. Wait, I want them if they'd make all of the ridiculous foods I like.

Would you become a taxi driver and work as telemarketer at the same time? I mean, really, the same time?

[Heathcliff]

I wouldn't.

Where is everyone?

Would you become nocturnal?

[Maryd.]

I am. Truly, while everyone sleeps I skulk around... Huuuaaaaaa

Would you eat hot chilli peppers, for fun?

[wehngsmast01]

Yer, i think curiosity would have the better of me in that situation.

Would you have a friend killed in order for you to be bestoed with immortality?
(maybe a bit gruesome?? sorry)

[Maryd.]

Yukko, grusome or what... No, just die and get it over with. Really... Who have I just befriended???????

Would you please ask another question? One not so sadistic.

[wehngsmast01]

My apologies, would you endure one month of someone slapping you in the face in order for you to become a published author??

[Maryd.]

Ar, these are some strange questions my good man/woman... Um, no, not because I wouldn't, but because it is silly.

Would you????

[wehngsmast01]

No probably not, I don't think i would feel deserving of publication just from withstanding a month of annoyance. I would make a very mediocre author anyway haha.

Would you freeze time for a year? (everything would stop except you)

[Maryd.]

Sure, I don't have a problem being alone...

Would you drive an annoying old lady around for one month, for $5,000?

[wehngsmast01]

Haha yerh, assuming my day to days were taken care of.

Would you break all of your fingers to live out your wildest fantasy?

[Maryd.]

Haha yerh, assuming my day to days were taken care of.

Would you break all of your fingers to live out your wildest fantasy?

Please don't take this personally, but your "Would be's" are little dark for me... :smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

[wehngsmast01]

Ahh sorry, I just can't seem to get these right can I haha.

[Maryd.]

Ahh sorry, I just can't seem to get these right can I haha.

No dear, you are doing alright, as you can see by my avatar, that I am just a princess puppy... Some litnetters can handle the dark questions... Me, I'm a nerd. Sorry. So just go ahead and ask, away, someone will anwer you eventually.
:D

[Scheherazade]

Would you break all of your fingers to live out your wildest fantasy?My wildest fantasies do not require me to break my fingers... ;)

Would you consider yourself "grown up"?

[papayahed]

No.

I like it, Same question:
Would you consider yourself "grown up"?

[Maryd.]

No, who needs to grow up, it's so much more fun being young.

Would you cry if a friend upset you, or would you laugh in their face?

[Scheherazade]

I would probably cry in their face... To make them feel reeaaallly bad for upsetting me... Bawl and make a big scene... That'll learn them...

Would you consider your toes "nice"?

[Maryd.]

I would probably cry in their face... To make them feel reeaaallly bad for upsetting me... Bawl and make a big scene... That'll learn them...

Thanks sher. I needed that.

And no, I don't have nice toes... Sadly enough.

Would you say, that you are free spirited?

[Scheherazade]

Well, when I am "spirited", I tend to feel "free"...

Would you consider your fingers "nice"?

[Maryd.]

No, they are short and and weird looking... (Now I'm depressed)

Give the chance, would you fly to the moon?

[Scheherazade]

Depends on who is going to fly me, no doubt.

Would you consider your elbows "nice"?

[Maryd.]

Golly Sher... Now that I think of it, they're not nice either... (Although, nothing a little cream won't fix)

Would you ever enter an eating competition?

[papayahed]

edit, you guys are too fast.

Would I go to the moon: Heck yeah!!

Would you ever enter an eating competition?: Heck No.


Would you return a movie or library book late?

[Scheherazade]

Better than not returning so yes.

Would you consider your knees "nice"?

[Maryd.]

Have done... Many a time.

Would you write a letter to your local shoppingtown/centre if you were not happy with their service?

[Maryd.]

Better than not returning so yes.

Would you consider your knees "nice"?

Sorry sher, we crossed posts, will go with yours.

Would you consider your knees "nice"

[Heathcliff]

Who? Me? Yes, I like them. I use them all the time.

Would you make cookies on a dirty benchtop?

[kingoflombards]

Nope. I'd clean the bench top first.


Would you eat off of a dirty bench top?

[Maryd.]

Nope, like you I would clean it first.

Would you befriend someone on litnet, just because you can?

[Heathcliff]

Of course. Then again, I don't talk to most of my friends.

Would you invite every single one of your friends to a party, so not to insult anyone?

[Maryd.]

No, if I do't want them there, they won't be there.

Would you swallow a worm just impress your friends?

[papayahed]

No, I'm not sure how impressive that would be to my friends. Now if it was for $$ then maybe.

Would you ever (or have you ever) walk over hot coals?

[Maryd.]

No and I wouldn't I treasure my feet.

Would you run into a burning house to save a friends pet?

[Satan]

I would.

Would you read Les Misérables in one sitting?

[Maryd.]

Sounds a bit tough... Could try I suppose.

Would you?

[TinCan]

Never, though I did make a pact with a friend that if we were single after age 35 we'd give each other a shot.. Haven't really talked to him in 3 years, think he still remembers?

Would you live your life with the theory that if you are pretending that you could rewind time and do something naughty, and it would be of no consequence?

[Satan]

No way!

Would you live forever if you could?

[Maryd.]

No, don't like where this world is heading and don't want to see it...

Same question?

[Satan]

Me neither.

Would you be someone else for a day (or night)?

[Maryd.]

Sure, why not... As life can get a little monotonous, why not try something different.
I would like to be a Queen... For just one day... And be waited on hand and foot. Pampered. And the rest... Whatever that may be.

Would you ever go fishing?

[Satan]

Yes, my queen! Except that it would be a swimming pool. Let the fishes live.

Would you be a mermaid if it were possible?

[Maryd.]

Why not. Mind you, not a young chickie anymore, so probably scare away the fish... And the sharks.:lol:

Would you rescue a stranded whale?

[Satan]

Of course I would!

Would you rather live in a jungle?

[Maryd.]

Well, not keen on being eaten by weird creatures. But I must say could it be any worse than living in a busy city with rude and arrogant city folk?

Would you like to live on a farm?

[Satan]

That'd be wonderful.

Would you keep spiders as pets?

[Maryd.]

Argh, have one... A horrible - ugly - hairy - dirty - rotten - creature... Sorry he is my sons pet. It is black and hairy and lives in my lounge room, behind my computer desk... Argh!

Would you keep one as a pet????

[Satan]

I don't trust creatures with big watery eyes larger than their heads. 'orrible!

Would you ride an elephant?

[Maryd.]

Have always wanted to. It would be fun.

Do you ride horses?

[Satan]

I have ...in past.

Would you laugh at an unfunny joke?

[Maryd.]

Depends on the circumstance. I dislike seeing anyone being ridiculed and If the person telling the joke is being ridiculed for not being funny, then I will laugh.

Would you perform CPR on a homeless person?

[Satan]

Depends.

Would you mind being homeless?

[Haunted]

It might surprise you but I do mind.

Would you go to a beach where the sand is black?

[BienvenuJDC]

Sure

Would you go to a beach where suits are optional?

[Satan]

Yep

Would you kill one to save one?

[BienvenuJDC]

Depends on why I have to kill one...

Would you play in the rain?

[Maryd.]

Yes and have danced in the rain, check out my Honey album. Loved it.

Would you sing a love song to win your partner?

[BienvenuJDC]

Absolutely...

Would you walk a tight rope?

[Maryd.]

No have a fear of heights.

Would you fight a dragon?

[BienvenuJDC]

No have a fear of heights.

Would you fight a dragon?

I never said how high it would be...

Only to defend a loved one...(why do people think that dragons always want to fight...they might be very peaceful)

[Satan]

Dragons don't look peaceful. Sometimes appearance is everything.

Would you fight a peaceful dragon?

[Maryd.]

No, I would cuddle him/her.

Would you cuddle a dragon; peaceful or not?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

Would you eat a dragon?

[Maryd.]

If he tastes good. Yea.

Would you hop like a Kangaroo if I asked you to?

[BienvenuJDC]

Sure...

Would you believe me if I said that I already did?

[Maryd.]

Bien, I would believe anything you have to say, you are a sweety.

Would you believe anything I say?

[TinCan]

No, I'm too cynical

Would you hug a hobo?

[Satan]

No!

Would you?

[TinCan]

Haha, probably not, I'm not that selfless.

Would you give the hobo a handshake at least?

[Satan]

Umm... yeah. If ey wash eir hands first.

Would you hug Lindsay Lohan?

[TinCan]

haha, same as a hobo, no way

would you spend the day with Paris Hilton?

[Satan]

Eww! Thanks, but no thanks. ;)

Would you fight a real gladiator?

[Maryd.]

Sure I have nothing else better to do.

Would you fight a gladiator to impress your partner?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...fighting is overrated

Would you do something daring to impress a stranger?

[Satan]

No way. I would take her to a theater or something.

Would you want your partner to impress you that way?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...but I don't think that she'd ever think to do it...

Would you lay your cloak on a puddle to impress her?

[Rolls_Rave]

No I wouldn't but I'd warn her that there is a puddle.

Would you drive faster than 200 km/h (about 125mph) with your car on the motorway to impress her???

[TinCan]

As a girl, to be in that car would be be terrifying, so it would *not* impress me...

Would speed impress you?

[Satan]

Not much.

Would you fall in love with a mysterious masked man?

[TinCan]

haha, probably, can't help but think of V for Vendetta and Sailor Moon

would you fall in love with a pen pal?

[Satan]

Entirely possible.

Would you compose poems for your beloved?

[The Comedian]

Sure.

Would you write angst-ridden teen-age poetry about how no one understands you?

[papayahed]

ermmm No. Not even when I was a teen.


Would you burp the alphabet if you could?

[Scheherazade]

Not only the alphabet but I would also recite Shakespeare's sonnets... If I could.

Would you get embarrassed if you burped in a meeting?

[TinCan]

yes, but it is after all a normal bodily function, why should I let it get to me?

Would you rather be a Muse or a Fate?

[Heathcliff]

Fate. That's one of those awesome celebrations, isn't it?

Would you rock climb without a harness?

[Satan]

Freesoloing is a dangerous sport, but I will give it a try. Yep.

Would you befriend a giant roach?

[Maryd.]

Are you kidding? I hate the small ones, let alone the giant ones... No way.

Would you befriend an adult lioness?

[Heathcliff]

Hence the word befriend. I'd rather they befriend me first so I'm not a friendly snack.

Would you become a bus driver for a school of cannibals?

[Maryd.]

Yes... We shouldn't judge people, because of their occupation... After their last meal, of course!

Would you read to 40, 3 year olds?

[Satan]

3 year old are so annoying. No way!

Would you love to be Cathy, even if for a day?

[Maryd.]

No, no, are you rubbing the Wuthering Heights thing.. into me know.

Would you want to be Heathcliff?

[Satan]

I am Heathcliff.

Would you play golf with Martians?

[Maryd.]

Odd question, I must say. But if they asked nicely, why not.

Would you ever live with an elderly citizen of no relation to you?

[Satan]

In my elderly years.

Would you sing for an opera?

[Maryd.]

Sure, I love to sing, I am not shy.

Would you dance alone?

[Satan]

Yeah. Better to dance alone than break others' toes.

Would you kiss a frog if he were a prince?

[Maryd.]

No, I would kiss a prince if he were a frog.

Would you kiss the devil?

[Satan]

A she-devil, yep.

Would you stare long at a cross-eyed person?

[Maryd.]

Oh yes, my sisters and I would be very amused at staring competitions. I would stare long at anyone.

Would you put a wounded animal out of it's misery?

[Satan]

With a sad heart, yes.

Would you burn all those stupid vampire books if you could?

[Maryd.]

Yes, twice, if they don't burn properly.

Would you read something other than your usual genre to please a family member or friend? (Even though you knew you wouldn't like it)

[Satan]

Reluctantly. I'm impossible.

Would you go back in time and change things if it was possible?

[Maryd.]

Yes.

Would you?

[Satan]

Yes.

Would you overlook things to mend a broken relationship?

[Maryd.]

Struggling to answer that! One can only overlook, until there is nowhere else to look, then it's doomed.

Would you want to mend a broken relationship?

[Satan]

Only if it's worth the effort.

Would you?

[Maryd.]

When you have a broken bone and mend it. It always comes back to haunt you... So too does a broken relationship.

Would you ask an ex out on a date?

[Satan]

You're so wise. An ex? Probably not.

Would you listen to an ex trying to explain why things went sour?

[Maryd.]

Have done and have dismissed.

Would you?

[Satan]

Yes. I'm hopeless.

Would you ride an ostrich?

[Maryd.]

Ah, er different. No.

Would you ride a camel?

[Satan]

I did ...a few times.

Would you hit Rose for not saving Jack? (Titanic reference)

[Maryd.]

Well am not a violent person, but there was more room on that log/door for the both of them, really there was plenty of room.

Would you run a mile if a friend needed an a impossible fav from you? Or would you stay and try to help?

[Satan]

I'd run in the morning. :lol:

Would you fight against censorship?

[Maryd.]

Well would try... But it's a little late now. There are no boundaries these days.

Would you cook for your lady?

[Satan]

Yeah, she knows I like to help out in kitchen.

Would you go out with a fictional hero. If yes: with whom?

[Veho]

Yeah, she knows I like to help out in kitchen.

Would you go out with a fictional hero. If yes: with whom?

Mr. Rochester. But he's only got eyes for Jane, I'm afraid.

If you're female: Would you ever make the first move with a guy, i.e, ask him out or for his number etc?

If you're male: Do you like girls who make the first move?

[Satan]

As a male, I do.

Would you make the first move?

[Veho]

No, too shy. Rejection is also a scary prospect.

Would you go on holiday on your own?

[TinCan]

I wouldn't want to go alone, but I could.

would you go to the movies alone?

[Satan]

"I wouldn't want to go alone, but I could."

Would you rather read a book than go out with someone?

[TinCan]

haha, depends on the person, there are many people I'd like to replace with a book :P

would you try bungie jumping?

[Satan]

Yep.

Would you date a century-old rotten vampire that glows? :D

[Veho]

Omm, it looks fun but I'd be too scared that they were using the wrong length of bungie rope thing.

Would you go sky diving?

Edit: OVERLAP!

If they looked like Rob Patterson, I might consider it...

Would you date anyone significantly older than yourself?

[TinCan]

Yep.

Would you date a century-old rotten vampire that glows? :D


Perhaps

Would you date an accident prone girl? :P

[Satan]

@Veho: Not old enough to be my mom. My dad would be disappointed.

Accidentally. :P No, I really would.

Would you share the bills?

[TinCan]

Dutch all the way

Would you keep a pet monkey?

[Satan]

If I don't have to spank it.

Would you keep a pet cat?

[Veho]

Well keeping a cat as a pet isn't all that far-out, so yes. Plus they're cute.

Would you hold a tarantula?

[Satan]

No way!

Would you wait long in a queue for an autograph?

[TinCan]

Don't consider myself that kind of fan. :P

Would you?

[Satan]

Never.

Would you fight over an eligible bachelor?

[Haunted]

no

would you pierce your tongue

[BienvenuJDC]

No...ouch...

Would you jump in a mud puddle?

[Haunted]

not if I can help it

would you go rock climbing

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, of course...

Would you go cave exploring?

[Haunted]

no

would you jump off an ice cliff on skis

[BienvenuJDC]

Probably not...

Would you attend a formal event in a tux/evening gown?

[Haunted]

yes

would you give money to a homeless person to buy booze

[BienvenuJDC]

No...maybe food...

Would you watch children's shows with a little girl?

[Haunted]

not into children's shows but what the heck

would you take your first date to see a horror movie

[papayahed]

sure

Would you eat at a restaurant you didn't really care for if it was free?

[Haunted]

yes

When was the last time you went to a beach

[BienvenuJDC]

A couple of months ago...

Would you eat something that you didn't know what it was?

[Haunted]

have done that...and survived!

would you offer a stranger a ride in your car

[BienvenuJDC]

Depends on a lot of things...

Would you take a trip to the moon?

[Haunted]

do they have 5 star hotels up there?

would you live on the 13th floor?

[Maryd.]

Yes, I have bad luck all the time what makes the number 13 any different?

Would you live in a commune?

[TinCan]

probably not, though my family can act like one sometimes :P

would you explore the hidden room behind the door in your closet?

[Satan]

I would, indeed!

Would you hurl shoes at someone?

[TinCan]

If the were asking for it!

Would you ever wear a skirt?

[Satan]

A kilt, sure.

Would you set sail for a world record - alone - if you were thirteen?

[TinCan]

If I had a life vest, can't swim :P

Would you write to a pen pal in prison?

[Satan]

Yeah.

Would you write love-letters to a serial killer on death row?

[TinCan]

ooo, and you talk about my imagination. No, might get attached :P

Would you play Russian Roulette?

[Satan]

No, I would rather watch it.

Would you?

[TinCan]

No, I wouldn't even watch

Would you ever jump in a cab and yell "Follow that car!!!" ?
:P

[Satan]

Yeeeaaahhh! :P

Would you be in the car being followed? ;)

[TinCan]

How serendipitous that would be!

Would you leave a good tip for the taxi driver?

[Satan]

I'm sure he has to be killed. It's in the script. Sorry!

Would you let me spy on you?

[TinCan]

No, I would not subject you to the monotony that is my life. :P

Would you let someone spy on you?

[BienvenuJDC]

If that is what interests you, but I warn you...you may not like what you see...

Would you close your eyes if you saw something inappropriate?

[TinCan]

Yes, force of habit

Would you be suspicious if a bush suddenly appeared outside your window? haha

[Satan]

I'd bring my flamethrower out. :P

Would you let James Bond seduce you?

[TinCan]

No, God knows what he's picked up from all the ladies... :P

Would you let Angelina Jolie seduce you? (hahaha, a real threat)

[BienvenuJDC]

No way...I heard about the vile of blood with Billy Bob Thorton....and that's just kinda' weird...

Would you be seduced on LitNet?

[Satan]

@TinCan: :O No way! :P

@Bien: Sure, why not!

Would you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not if I could help it...

Would you eat something that fell on the ground?

[TinCan]

honestly, depends on the ground, but in general, nooooo....

would you like to meet a litnet member in person?

[The Comedian]

Yep.

Would you rather be too bored or too busy?

[Satan]

Too busy.

Would you beat someone up just for fun?

[TinCan]

haha, Satan you're late :)

@Comedian: too busy

Would you rather babysit a toddler or petsit a pomeranian puppy?

[Satan]

Puppies are way better.

Would you dance with Valkyries?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, both...I love pets and animals...(LOL...no, that is not a typo)

For Satan....I can't dance...

Would you take on five toddlers?

[Satan]

No holds barred cage match? With pleasure!

Would you fight a midget?

[papayahed]

I couldn't even take on one!!

edit: Satan - No I would not fight a midget, unless of course I was provoked then it's on!


Would you cut class if you knew they were watching a movie you've already seen?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd cut class for less than that...

Would you dress a certain way just to impress someone?

[TinCan]

Have and it's overrated. I dress for myself.

would you?

[Satan]

Nay! I am what I am.

Would you go out of line to get someone's attention?

[TinCan]

nope, all I need is my witty charm to get their attention


Would you try fried frog legs?

[Satan]

NO!

Would you kill and eat a dolphin if you were hungry?

[TinCan]

No!!! they're one of my favorite animals!!!!

Would you become a vegetarian?

[Satan]

I am a vegetarian.

Would you?

[TinCan]

Ha! I sensed it. Honestly I tried... Unfortunately, I can't deny fried chicken. lol

would you chain yourself to something for the purpose of protest?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...I'm not into such protests

Would you vote to declare your protest?

[Satan]

@TinCan: Reminds me of Eva Green in Bertolucci's The Dreamers. I would chain myself to her for anything. :P

Yes

Would you freesolo a rock to impress Potter or Huber?

[TinCan]

@ Bien:Yes, haha, unless I were protesting against voting... :/

Would you throw a dollar out the window of tall building to watch people scrambling to get it?

@Satan: um?

[Satan]

Rock climbing without any kind of support or harness. :P

I would love to watch that.

Would you join the pirate party?

[BienvenuJDC]

maybe...it depends on whatkind of ship they were sailing...

Would you join a group of privateers sailing to the West Indies?

[papayahed]

Sure, if I had nothing else going on that day.

Would you buy alcohol for a minor?

[TinCan]

No

Would you sit through a tv show marathon?

[JuniperWoolf]

If it was Northern Exposure/Buffy/Twilight Zone, yes.

Would you get a tattoo of a camel on a dare?

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Bugger, no!

Would you like to have a ghetto booty for one day?

[papayahed]

No.


Would you enter one of those "see who can keepr their hand on the car the longest and win the car" contests?

[JuniperWoolf]

Haha, sure. I've seen those on tv, they look fun.

Would you eat three day old poutine that's been in the fridge and is all dry? Because I am right now.

[DanielBenoit]

Eeeewwww! Good luck with that :sick:

Would you throw-up if you did what ^ is doing?

[Maryd.]

Yes, most definitely.

Would you want to eat 3 day old food that has dried up?

[papayahed]

If it was jerky then maybe.


Would you go on a bike tour through wine country?

[Maryd.]

Can't ride a bike and if it is through wine country, might be a good idea for me to walk... This way I don't crash into anyone.:lol:

Would you ride the bike for me and give me a lift there?:lol:

[Satan]

Heh, sure!

Would you design an elaborate crop circle and claim it a proof of aliens?

[Maryd.]

What are you on about... I am an alien.:lol::lol:
(And no by the way.)

Would you allow an unemployed friend to live with you?

[Satan]

As long as they cook and wash the linens for me.

Would you volunteer for a suicidal mission to save the world?

[Maryd.]

Nah, if the world needs to go, then let it go.

Would you?

[Satan]

No, we're in the same boat. I'd rather give it a little push in the right direction.

Would you work under a constipated boss?

[Maryd.]

Oh, is that why everyone is so grumpy. I would have to say all the bosses I have ever worked for have been constipated.:lol:

Would you put up with a constipated boss, or would you tell him what to do with his job?

[Satan]

I'd rather tell him/her to take it easy. :lol:

Would you rob a bank in 30s?

[Maryd.]

Nah, never had money before, to late to start thinking about money now.

Would you feel uncomfortable sleeping in the same bed with a member of the same sex?

[Satan]

A little. I wouldn't at all if I had doubts about another's sexuality. :D

Would you?

[Maryd.]

Have done - and yes, 'tis a little uncomfortable.

Would you live in a commune (With numerous members of your family)?

[Satan]

Nope. Not my cookie.

Would you be Shakeapeare's muse, were he alive today?

[Maryd.]

Sure, why not?

Would you help a friend do something illegal?

[Satan]

Umm... yeah. But I'd advise against it.

Would you?

[Maryd.]

No, I'm nerd. I'd say break the law on your own. Then I would:smash: her around the house.:lol:

Would you ever hit someone?

[Satan]

I'd kill in self-defense.

Would you count on someone else to make your life better?

[Heathcliff]

My mum and dad and people of that relation. Teachers. Getting married. Then my kids when I'm too senile to do anything.

Would you?

[Satan]

You summed it pretty well. I'd do the same, minus teachers. Never liked the lot.

Would you befriend an alien?

[Heathcliff]

I'd try, rather than disturb them.

I love my teachers, they are all so unique and full of a moderate amount of wisdom.

Would you become a teacher if you were offered free training and a job?

[Satan]

Can't wait to torture my students, so yeah.

Would you keep a turtle as pet?

[Heathcliff]

Why not?

Would you move to Antarctica?

[Satan]

Heh, you can read my mind. Yep, I would.

Would you hug a penguin?