Would You??

[Reccura]

Why not? Lmao.

Would you drink something given by an enemy?

[a_little_wisp]

You made me laugh, Aimus!!! Oh geeze.

No, I wouldn't, Reccura. I'm a coward!

Would you change your zodiac sign?

[Reccura]

Nope, I love mine.

Would you dip shrimp in chocolate?

[a_little_wisp]

(What's your sign? :D I mean that in a not-pick-up-line way.)

NEVAH.

Would you dip shrimp in tartar sauce?

[AimusSage]

If they like it, sure, but I think they would rather stay in the water really... geez, what some people will do to animals. :lol:

Would you give a monkey a banana?

[a_little_wisp]

You're probably right about the shrimp and -

Recently, an article about a crazy monkey scared the living crazy out of me, so no. No, I would probably not, unless his name was Ishmael and he spoke very nicely.

Would you give a banana to a lion?

[AimusSage]

Nah, I'd give him a lamb or something, somehow seems more of an appropriate gift.

Would you take a horse out for dinner?

[a_little_wisp]

Does he have manners?


Would you fight a sumo wrestler for an X-box 360?

[AimusSage]

Yes, I might just win too, seeing how I can be quite weighty with words. I'm just a little worried about my technique.

Would you fight a sumo wrestler in a food fight?

[a_little_wisp]

Your technique is FINE. Don't worry! :D

- No. No, I would not. He would slip on the pudding on the floor, and me and my 101 lbs would be crushed.

Would you like to have been a pirate?

[AimusSage]

I am, a true internet pirate, (well not really) but I steal from the poor and give to the rich, so it's Ok. Where's robin hood when you need him? :lol:

Would you like to be one?

[a_little_wisp]

A pirate, a Robin Hood, or just, 'a one'?

All three, thanks.


Would you like to travel 10,000 leagues under the sea?

[AimusSage]

Sure, but didn't Nemo go to 20.000 with the nautilus. I want to go that deep too!

Would you tell a pizza delivery service to deliver a pizza to the moon if you happened to be there and were craving a pizza?

[Reccura]

Of course. I hope he finds me.

Ever been exhausted writing a blog entry?

[a_little_wisp]

You are deep, Aimus. You are. *patpat*
--

Nope. I love typing. I don't know why. :/

Sometimes, emotionally exhausting. I shall go read yours! :D

Would you keep a fairy in a bottle?

[AimusSage]

You are deep, Aimus. You are. *patpat*
I know, thanks, also anything for a free pizza. I hope they don't have teleporters, or they might get there in time.


Would you keep a fairy in a bottle?
No... Never, I keep them in the closet, but they can come out whenever they like, sometimes they do and it is great!

Would you go to the mall just because it is a mall?

[Reccura]

(What's your sign? :D I mean that in a not-pick-up-line way.)

NEVAH.

Would you dip shrimp in tartar sauce?

Eh, sorry, I just saw this post.
I'm a Virgo. ^^

Erm, I don't think so. I'd rather read.

[a_little_wisp]

(I got malls just because they're malls. I like the smell. I'm not quite sure why.)

:D HELLO VIRGO. I'm an Aquarius!!

Would you sing your favorite song on a stage with your pants down in front of a crowd of 1000 for 200 dollars?

[AimusSage]

No, I'm too self conscious about my singing.

would you free willy?

[Pensive]

No.

Would you sing your favorite song on a stage with your pants down in front of a crowd of 1000 for 2000 dollars?

[a_little_wisp]

Yes.

Would you have tea with a klepto?

[Reccura]

Edit:
Nope, not at all.
Hi Aquarius! :P

Would you squish an ant who kept you company for two hours?

[a_little_wisp]

Nevah!

Would you run from an alien - of the extraterrestrial variety?

[Reccura]

Yes. O.O

Well with the ant, I did squish it, because it bit me. :/ I'm a mean person.

Would you pet a mad cat?

[AimusSage]

depends on the size of their guns and if they're aimed at me, but usually no, seeing as they do the aiming for me most of the time. :D

Would you find your way around Mars?

Edit: SLOW AGAIN! Pet a mad cat, no, I'd take it to a psychologist though.

[a_little_wisp]

LOL

- It bit you, it betrayed your trust.

Yes, I would find my way around Mars.

Would you watch Barney and Friends with ten four year olds?

[Reccura]

Erm, yes, as long as I don't say it in cat language. Meow meow meeeow.

Would you rather have a nightmare, or have insomnia?

[a_little_wisp]

Nightmare. Make for better stories.

I already have insomnia, it's NOT FUN.


Chamomile or Earl Grey?

[AimusSage]

Nightmare, I have one each night, and it is Awesome, well not last night because I had insomnia, but that proves my point. I love scary dreams, they're way better than movies.

Would you fight Martians? (trick question)

STOP BEING SO FAST!

Earl Grey, for obvious reasons...to me. :D

[a_little_wisp]

Alice is quick like this.
(What are the obvious reasons?)

No, I would not fight Martians. I'd be too scared.

Would you speak pig latin for a whole day?

[Reccura]

Haha, yes. Lmao.

Would you rather trip in a puddle or stumble while you walk on stage?

[AimusSage]

(obvious reason is that I don't like chamomile. :lol: really that's all, trust me.)

Stumble on stage. Puddles are filth. Ewwwwwww.:sick:

Would you go to pluto and give it a bone?

[a_little_wisp]

Yes. And then continue playing Kingdom Hearts.


Would you rather get lost in a forest or a city?

[Reccura]

City! I've gotten lost in a city once, and it was a bit of fun.

Would you buy an expensive perfume for nothing?

[a_little_wisp]

If the bottle was pretty, yes.

Would you practice a different religion for a month?

[Reccura]

Ack, no, then I would spend the rest of my life begging to be forgiven.

Would you?

[a_little_wisp]

I don't have one! But sure, I'd pick one up and see where it flew- I would do well though. I'm an atheist, see, it'd be pretty impossible to be true to it- but I think different religions are fascinating, nonetheless!

Would pluck a rose before it was in full bloom?

[Reccura]

Nope. I love roses when they're in full bloom. ^^ such lovely flowers.

Would you send a random person a bunch of daisies?

[Scheherazade]

Not unless I have a very, very good reason (though I am unable to think of such a reason at the moment).

Would you stop talking to a member of family (not for a day or two but permanently)?

[theoryofsilence]

yes.. only on certain circumstances.


would you play a game of cards an cheat your way to win?

[Chava]

No, and I'm really bad at cards, seems silly to try and fool myself.

Would you say your cooking is done when the water hits the hot plate?

[MissScarlett]

Oh, no. I'm an excellent gourmet cook. Love to cook and bake.

Would steal a library book if it was a book you'd been coveting and couldn't find anywhere else?

[NikolaiI]

No.

Would you tackle a person who was stealing a library book?

[MissScarlett]

No.

Would you take up a sport you dislike to please a loved one?

[NikolaiI]

No. But I like many, hopefully we could find one we both like.

Would you have an objection to eating or drinking after a family member?

[MissScarlett]

Yes, I would. I never eat or drink after another person.

Would you wake up someone who was snoring and interrupting your listening to TV?

[a_little_wisp]

I have before! My father!

Would you travel back 200 miles to a hotel to pick up something you lost?

[skib]

depends on what I lost. Something of great personal or monetary value, like my computer, yes.
a pair of jeans, no.

Would you get on a plane you didn't know the destination with someone you loved?

[mono]

Wow, it would definitely depend on the circumstances, but sure, as long as I knew safety came first.

Would you go see Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy routine (he will come to Portland in late May), even if it cost a ridiculous amount for tickets?

[PoeticPassions]

I would like to see his stand-up but I would not pay a ridiculous amount for it. I think Jerry Seinfeld makes enough money :)

Would you ever run a 26 mile marathon?

[Eugenie]

I would certainly train for and attempt it; and then when I am in hospital recuperating I would enjoy all the visits from others who watched it and find out all the nifty things along the way. :)

Would you suddenly just stop corresponding with a person and never tell her or him why?

[NikolaiI]

No, I try not to anyway.

Would you learn to speak sign?

[Chava]

Oh yes of course!

Would you sit on a bench and describe the world to a blind man?

[papayahed]

Sure, if he asked.

Would you work in a semi-dangerous place if it paid well?
(semi-dangerous = slight possibility of minor injury at any given time)

[Chava]

Hmm, well there are different types of injuries, and different type of work that may bring them. My mom has broken bones in the midst of the rainforest and risked being eaten by a tiger, and these are all things I wouldn't mind risking at all, but working in a place with machinery that might chop off a hand or so, no, I don't think so.

Would you remember poor behaviour more than good behaviour after a first meeting?

[MissScarlett]

Probably, yes.

Would you park in a handicapped spot even though you weren't supposed to if all the other spots were taken?

[skib]

Naw. I'll just hog the striped yellow lines at the end of a row. Handicapped people can have their spots all to themselves.

Would you help a handicapped person with something, even if you were running terribly late to something important?

[reem elguindy]

would u have a relationship with someone even though u know u will never be together in the future

[theoryofsilence]

i have. an in the long run it did much harm... i fell in love or thought we both did.. an its been hard on me since. take my advice. just stay friends.


would you brake up with someone you loved all because your family wanted you to?

[The Comedian]

Nope.

Would you ever lie to someone that you loved?

[theoryofsilence]

never.


would you ever walk a thousand miles to see the one you loved all beacuse you missed them?

[MissScarlett]

No, not walk. Cycle, maybe, but not walk.

Would you change your profession to one you disliked to make more money?

[Chava]

No, it would break my heart. That's why I'm still bokkseller on minimum wage rather than a barista scraping in the cash. Tried that, hated it, am content with a minimal budget.

Would you ever pick a travelling location by spinning the globe and putting down your finger?

[papayahed]

Yes.

Would you enter a cookie eating contest?

[Chava]

Hmm, I wouldn't last if I tried

What time of the day, would you, say you functioned best?

[Eugenie]

About five in the morning. And kudos to you Chava for your integrity in sticking with a job you love instead of taking something pricier just for the cash. :)

Would you run away from a scarey relationship, leave, never to return, or would you take your chances with the legal system, hoping you would stay alive? I ask this for I have worked in a safe house and see ladies having to make this decision .

[papayahed]

That's a tough question, initially I would say I would get the hell out and not look back but if I was reliant on this person for my livelyhood I can imagine it would be scary.

Same question.

[Scheherazade]

I'd probably get out before things go too far.

Would you agree to be a spy?

[*Classic*Charm*]

That would be dangerous for all involved. I'm real subtle :rolleyes:

If someone you cared about had done something really illegal, would you turn him or her in?

[AimusSage]

No, I prefer Anarchy to rule the world.

Would you be a pretender rather than an eastender?

[Chava]

Yes

Would you believe it?

[AimusSage]

no

Would you fake your own demise if it could eat a space monkey bent on interstellar warfare?

[Oniw17]

Maybe, but maybe interstellar warfare would provide the opportunity for me to become a significant figure in the universe.

Would you eat 4 whole pieces of garlic?

[MissScarlett]

No, garlic hurts my stomach.

Would you cheat on your taxes and rationalize it away by saying, "Everyone does it?"

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, I'd get enough money to pay someone to think of cunning ways for me to get out of paying my taxes, like all the politicians do. Maybe some kind of trust fund.;)

Would you eat cat?

[Chava]

In general one should avoid eating carnivorous animals since their meat often has worms and other parasites that you will get. I love cats very much, meat is meat, I wouldn't feel more disgusted about it then I would eating other sorts of meat. Then again, you're talking to the girl who ate rat and flying ants.

Would you ever pretend to be an elf in the woods?

[The Comedian]

Sure. I'd even pretend to be a cat-eating elf in the woods, if the opportunity presented itself.

What would you rather do: listen to a great reader read your favorite poem or read your favorite poem in your favorite reading spot.

[Chava]

I love it when great poems are read aloud, but I think but my favourite poem and I are content to be read in my favourite reading spot.

Would you consider yourself well mannered?

[Reccura]

Yes, I would.

Would you mimic a dog just for the sake of it?

[The Comedian]

Yes. I do so with startling frequency, in fact.

Would listen to someone having trouble with the copier, which is right next to your office, and not offer to help because you were posting on Litnet and couldn't be bothered by the trifling tug of community sprint? Or would you stop your long, rambling post to help a colleague in both technical and emotional need?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Nah, wait and see how long it takes for them to figure it out haha.

Would you watch someone struggle with a simple task because it's right before their eyes and they are just too oblivious to realize or would you help?

[Scheherazade]

I help.

Would you do extra hours at work even though you are not paid for it because you like things to be "just so"?

[*Classic*Charm*]

I do all the time.

Would you make a point of telling your boss if your pay cheque was wrong?

[The Comedian]

Sure.

Would you make another pot of coffee at the work coffee pot, even though you don't intend to have another cup yourself?

[Scheherazade]

If there are people who want to have it, yes.

Would you have 6 chocolate bars in two days just because they are low calory?

[skib]

Yep. I like chocolate. A lot. Even the low calorie ones.

Would you like milk with those chocolate bars?

[The Comedian]

Nope. But, I'm not much for sweets. I'd rather have a bag of chips than almost any sweet.

EDIT: Sure, I'd make the fawfee (my one year old's word for coffee) anyway.

X-files or Heroes?

[Scheherazade]

Would I watch X-Files or Heroes? ;)

Heroes.

Would you date Uma Thurman?

[The Comedian]

If I were single? Sure.

Would I really admit to not knowing which game I were posting to?

[Scheherazade]

You don't need to! :D

Would you accept a small part in a soap opera just because?

[Niamh]

For the laugh yeah! :D

Would you cycle around a church seven times if someone told you the devil would appear?

[Chava]

No, I couldn't care less about His Gruesomeness

Would you make your own yoghurt?

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, mmm yoghurt!

Would you feel a pea under your bed?

[Oniw17]

What?

Would you?

[The Comedian]

Only if I were a true princess. . . .:)

Would you walk into a meeting if you were going to be 1/2 hour late?

[*Classic*Charm*]

I used to walk into school half an hour late ever day, back when attendance was mandatory!

Would you ever go somewhere late on purpose in the name of being fashionably late?

[Scheherazade]

Nope. I don't think I can pull off being fashionable under any circumstances.

Would you resign from a position of power so that you can tell people what you really think?

[*Classic*Charm*]

No, I'd tell them what I think and let them fire me for it:D

Same question

[jekan blazer]

i would do the same as classic...


would you ever go paintballing?

[Scheherazade]

If I hadn't already, I would have said, "yes, I would". :p

Would you cut your very short every a few years to donate it?

[*Classic*Charm*]

I don't have it in me. I'm absurdly attached to my hair.

Would you dye your hair a vibrant colour just for fun?

[Chava]

No, I love bright colours, but I think my hair has a beautiful colour, and I wouldn't want to change it.

Would you consider yourself lucky?

[The Comedian]

Yes. Many times over. It makes me nervous, actually.

Would you ever try to jinx someone?

[Chava]

I don't believe in jinx's, I believe in ironies.

Would you go to San Fransisco with flowers in your hair?

[The Comedian]

Naw -- the flowers part would be okay, the going to San Fransisco part is what I would like to avoid.

Would you ever visit the Arctic?

[Chava]

The moment the opportunity presented itself.

Would you like to fingerpaint again?

[Scheherazade]

Well, twice on the same day might be too much but why not? ;)

Would you consider yourself a muppet?

[Chava]

Haha, no, not at all... "Bork"

Would you like to be a muppet?

[Scheherazade]

If I weren't one already? Sure, why not?

Would you like to say "It's clobbering time!" before entering a fight?

[The Comedian]

Would I ever!!!!

Would you like to be a professional literary critic and make up new, polysyllabic words to describe old ways of reading?

[AimusSage]

No, it seems that if I were to be such a being, I would aggravate my surroundings beyond a reasonable level of acceptability.

Would you use a verbose statement to conceal your true intent?

[a_little_wisp]

I suppose that would depend on my intent!!


Would you eat only pancakes for a whole week?

[MissScarlett]

Sure, for a week I could do it, and I like them.

Would you bake your own bread (no automatic bread machine) if a loved one wanted you to?

[Chava]

I'd bake it no matter what. I love baking bread, and would love even more to do it for a loved one.

Would you eat it fresh out of the oven with melted butter?

[AimusSage]

Of course it is the best way to eat bread.

Would you consider a dime in a dozen?

[PoeticPassions]

I'd consider anything. well, almost.

Would you ever get some kind of plastic surgery to augument/change/repair a part of your body?

[The Comedian]

Not unless I'm mauled by a bear or some such thing.

Would you make throw away your child's artwork because there's just sooo much of it everywhere, piling up all over the house?

[Scheherazade]

Yes, I think I would - after choosing some for keepsake.

Would you take a nap even though you know that it is going to ruin your night sleep?

[MissScarlett]

If I were tired enough, I probably would.

Would you cheat on your diet and have a candy bar, a piece of cake, whatever your weakness might be?

[Sapphire]

Definitely. And skip dinner afterwards... Or go running my heart out :p

Would you run to catch the train (which you might or might not reach in time - it looks promising though :) ) or already accept you've missed it and wait for the next (30 minutes)?

[Chava]

I wouldn't be cheating my diet, I would be cheating myself. But I don't diet.

[Too slow]: I'd run. I can always make it. Well, almost always.

Would you write down important deadlines on your hands?

[Scheherazade]

No but I write them on my calendar as soon as I get home.

Would you pretend to be interested in the books on the shelves or the plant in the corner if no one seems to be talking to you at a party?

[The Comedian]

I might just pretend interest in those plants and books if people were takin' with me or not.

Would you let your four-year old listen to the Beastie Boys?

[MissScarlett]

I don't have a four-year-old and have never heard the Beastie Boys, but I probably would as I think I'd be a very relaxed parent.

If you found a wallet containing $10,000 would you keep it if there was no identification inside, or would you keep trying to find the owner?

[The Comedian]

Hummm. . . .I'd try to find the owner, for a short period. Then I'd put the $10,000 in a separate account, let it earn interest for a year or so, then if no one claimed the dough, I'd take that wad down to the comics shop and go nuts.

Would you ever wear someone else's socks?

[MissScarlett]

Not unless I absolutely had to.

Would you spend the night in a total stranger's house?

[The Comedian]

I'd try not to. I'm too old for that stuff.

Would you study algebra if you didn't have to?

[Chava]

If I wasn't already so busy then sure, but algebra is fun, I help the kids at the library homework cafe with theirs. Man they're more clueless than i was back then.

Would you spend a few hours a week volunteering?

[MissScarlett]

Sure.

Would you give money to a beggar on the street?

[Scheherazade]

Sure.

Would you rather befriend Superman or Batman?

[Silas Thorne]

Batman. Superman's too nice to be a good drinking buddy. (so long as Batman doesn't rub up against me thinking I'm the boy wonder) ;)

Would you rather eat your meat burnt or bloody?

[Scheherazade]

Bloody.

Would you trust Superman or Batman more?

[papayahed]

Superman.


Would you rather date superman or batman (guys would you rather be friends with Superman or Batman?)

[Scheherazade]

Superman! :goof:

Would you rather invite Superman or Batman to dinner on Thanksgiving?

[papayahed]

Batman, he seems like he would be the one to party with.

Would you rather have Superman or Batman choose your name in the secret Santa game?

[Scheherazade]

Superman! :goof:

Would you rather pick Superman or Batman in a Secret Santa game?

[The Comedian]

Superman

Would you rather live in Wayne Manor or the Fortress of Solitude?

[NikolaiI]

Wayne Manor

Same question

[MissScarlett]

Wayne Manor

Who would win in a battle between Superman and Batman?

[Silas Thorne]

Superman's nigh invincible, but far too obvious. Batman would strike from behind from the shadows while Superman's flexing his pecs for the ladies. 'Kapow!' and then trap him in kryptonite bonds.

Would you feed Superman kryptonite to chain him naked to a lamppost on his 21st?

[MissScarlett]

No, I like Superman!

Would you steal the Batmobile, given a chance to do so?

[Silas Thorne]

of course, and when I crash it into something, I'd run very fast, out of the country.

Would you go bungy jumping? (or have you?)

[*Classic*Charm*]

NEVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER

If you fell down who would you want to catch you?

[Silas Thorne]

I'm not sure. What was the height?

would you eat scorpions if they were cooked with the poison taken out?

[*Classic*Charm*]

I think not.

Would you try to feed someone scorpions on the sly?

[Silas Thorne]

of course. ;) want some crab?

Would you sleep outside on the street if you thought it was safe?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Not if I thought it was safe, but if I knew it was safe.

Would you sleep somewhere you knew was unsafe or stay awake till morning?

[Silas Thorne]

stay awake, with a stick nearby

would you try to drink your best friend under the table?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Done and Done :D

Would you succeed at trying to drink your best friend under the table?

[Silas Thorne]

probably not. He's bigger than me. :)

Would you be able to get out of your house quickly in an emergency?

[*Classic*Charm*]

If my door is blocked, I'm screwed. My window doesn't open :(

Would you make a good arsonist?

[The Comedian]

No.

Have you ever pee'd on a fire? (ladies, if you answer "yes" to this, my respect for you will be undying) :)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Nope, sorry Comedian. I would consider trying it though, just to see how that would work.

Have you ever peed in a public place sober?

[Silas Thorne]

yes

would you swear allegiance to Miss Piggy, Queen of Muppets?

[a_little_wisp]

No, but I would stay forever in the Labyrinth with Jareth.

Would you like to be famous, if given the chance?

[Silas Thorne]

We're all famous though. We're just expanding our fame network. :)

Would you sing David Bowie songs in English class?

[a_little_wisp]

I HAVE sung David Bowie songs in - Well, I don't know if it was English class.

But yes, yes I would. And I'd dance.


Would you dive into a burning house to save your most prized possession? (Not a person, an object.)

[Silas Thorne]

no. people, yes.

would you go easy on a beginner if you were playing Counterstrike or gun the hell out of them?

[a_little_wisp]

Ah. Ah.

Well, if you go easy on the beginner, they're going to start feeling babied, and then they'll get angry.

Gun the hell out of them. They'll get used to it. You can apologize in chat, or offer to practice with them later.
*EVIL*

Ever spent more than three hours playing a video game/PC game?

[Scheherazade]

Did I? Yes. Would I? Oh, yes!

Would you sit down posting on the Forum just before an important (professional) interview/meeting?

[mono]

Sure, why not? Most of my work meetings tend to seem very casual and laid-back.

Would you consider yourself to feel insulted easily?

[Scheherazade]

Not really... A little thick skinned at times actually not getting offended where I should.

Would you make your own wine at home?

[mono]

Gladly if I could, but those results may have some negative consequences, such as developing irreversibly purple lips! :D

Would you ever fraternize with a coworker?

[Chava]

Hmm, I don't think so, I like to keep work and 'real life' seperate.

Would you love to be in a mosh pit?

[Niamh]

No.

Would you go to a concert of a band you detested bacause a friend or family member really wanted to go and no one else would go with them?

[a_little_wisp]

I really, really, really wouldn't want to, but I'm a sap for my family and friends, so I probably would and make them watch Barbie movies with me when we got home, in exchange.

Would you go whitewater rafting without a life jacket?

[Silas Thorne]

no, it's dangerous enough with one.


Would you fight a bareknuckle boxing match for cash if you thought you could take the person in the ring and you really needed the money?

[Scheherazade]

I don't think I would need to. When they had a look at me, they would cough up and run away asap.

Would you take part in an Indian movie with lots of dance scenes?

[Silas Thorne]

yes, would be fun. But first, they must teach me to dance. ;)

Would you eat food off another person?

[Niamh]

Hummm... depends on the person. :p

Would you?

[Silas Thorne]

of course! depends on the food, and the person. ;)

What animal would you most like to be, apart from the human one?

[Niamh]

A robin. :)

would you like to be able to turn invisable

[Silas Thorne]

yes..


what would you do if you were able to turn invisible?

[Niamh]

Play tricks on people. :D

Would you eat an intire cake if you could?

[MissScarlett]

No, I don't need the extra calories.

Would you eat chocolate covered worms?

[Silas Thorne]

Oh Piggy, you are so beautiful in that pose. :lol:

yes...and locusts

would you go hiking in mountain lion country?

[MissScarlett]

Thank you, but I am beautiful in every pose! ;)

Yes, I would.

Would you go hiking in bear country?

[Silas Thorne]

Depends on the kind of bears, I think.

Would you steal porridge from bears?

[Scheherazade]

Yes and claim that Silas has done it!

Would you sleep for 100 years?

[MissScarlett]

No, I'd miss out on too much going on now! :)

Would you have cosmetic surgery if it were free?

[Scheherazade]

The doctors offer to do it for free the moment they meet me but I'd rather be "natural".

Would you post as many thread on the Forum as possible if you were really bored?

[MissScarlett]

Oh, you look GORGEOUS, Kermie!

No, I love this forum, but I couldn't post in every thread.

Would you move tomorrow if you could?

[The Comedian]

Nope -- I've moved around enough. I have a nice place in the country by the lake.

Would you encourage someone to quit his or her job and move closer to you?

[Scheherazade]

Depends on the person and on my motives for wanting such a thing.

Would you wear a wig?

[MissScarlett]

Yes, if my hair were a total mess or I went bald for some reason, and I might wear one just for a night from time to time just for fun.

Would you take care of your neighbor's pet monkey for the weekend, assuming he or she had one?

[The Comedian]

For real? No. For "Hey look how silly I look wearing this wig!!!" -- Sure!

Would you dye your hair?

[Scheherazade]

Yes, I do.

Would you spy on someone you love?

[The Comedian]

No.

Would you tell the good people on this forum the color that you dye your hair?

[MissScarlett]

Busted! Probably yes, if I were really suspicious. (Too late.) Yes, I do color my hair to enhance the color, make it a richer brown. No secrets there. LOL

Would give a second chance to someone who cheated on you?

[The Comedian]

No. Trust is something I value more than almost anything. If I couldn't trust someone, I'm not sure I could love her (my kids, when they get older, I'm sure will be the exception to this rule).

Would you ever have children?

[Scheherazade]

Yes, I would have children.

Would you expect to be forgiven if you cheated on someone?

[MissScarlett]

No, never.

Would you ever become romantically involved with a married person?

[The Comedian]

No. And I wouldn't forgive myself either because I wouldn't deserve it.

EDIT: Too slow.

No. The only married chick that I'd become romantically involved with is the one that I have right now.

Would you kiss a frog?

[Madhuri]

If only it were to turn into a prince :p :D

Would you elope to marry if your parents didn't agree?

[MissScarlett]

My parents had already died when I married, but I would have married no matter what they thought.

Would you marry someone much older or younger than you?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Much older yes, much younger no. Well, I say that now...

Would you marry someone with whom you had nothing whatsoever in common?

[Scheherazade]

Erm, no... Not unless some dire circumstances were involved.

Would you sell your own handiwork (not as a source of income but just because there is a buyer for it)?

[AimusSage]

I pity the fool that wants to buy my handiwork. :lol: but sure, if someone wants it, I guess I could sell it. I won't go out of my way for it though.

Would you look at a random wikipedia article and compare it with another article of a similar subject of a less serious nature and see if there is anything noteworthy between the two in size and content?

[Sapphire]

Sure, one can never be too bored :p

Would you pretend to like a song, so somebody might like you better?

[The Comedian]

Maybe. Why, what song to you like? ;)

Would you pretend to like someone who is pretending to like a song that you like?

[Sapphire]

I do not understand the question :p
I will go with no, as I have never pretend to like anybody and I do not think I ever will.

And for my music taste: you'd be surprised :lol: It's all over the place...

Would you watch the 6 Star Wars movies in one sitting?

[Scheherazade]

Nope. Need time in between and I like the older three more.

Would you listen to your neighbours' argument if they were really loud?

[The Comedian]

Of course! I'd put my ear to the window, even.

Would you pretend not to listen, but really listen to the neighbor's argument?

[papayahed]

Heck yeah.

Would you dress like yoda for halloween?

[Scheherazade]

Well, that would be an every day outfit for me.

Would you give your phone number to someone you met on the net?

[MissScarlett]

Maybe if I was reasonably sure it was a woman, but not to a man. I don't believe in Internet romance and I'm married anyway.

Same question.

[Silas Thorne]

yes, perhaps. Depends... the original question isn't necessarily about internet romance.


would you be able to sleep on a rocking boat?

[MissScarlett]

Oh, I have, no problem at all.

Would you parachute jump for fun?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Yes. The rocking rhythm would help me sleep oops too slow

No, never never ever

Would you sleep if there was a ticking clock nearby?

[MissScarlett]

I can do that, too. We have a triple chime grandfather clock, which doesn't bother me at all.

Would you parachute jump for fun?

[Silas Thorne]

yes

would you drink animal blood with tribesmen in Africa?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Never never ever never ever ever never


Geez I'm slow tonight! Nah, blood's not my thing. Ew.


Would you live in a houseboat for a year?

[MissScarlett]

No, not for a year, not unless I had to.

Would you ever take the chance and start your own business?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Nope!

Would you eat another human to stay alive or starve to death?

[Silas Thorne]

yes, perhaps if there was no other choice. hard to tell

would you pay money to fortunetellers?

[*Classic*Charm*]

No.

If you did, would you believe them?

[MissScarlett]

I did do it once, on a vacation, and she told me when I'd die. I'm trying desperately to forget the date!

Same question, would you believe a fortune reader?

[Eugenie]

that's funny, but no, I would help out immediately where I could.

would you eat something that looked rather iffy if offered to you at someone's house by the host who was a very sensitive person?

[MissScarlett]

No, I wouldn't risk my life or health for anyone's sensitivities. He or she could just get over that fast.

Same question.

[Chava]

What is meant by 'iffy'? I've eaten so much iffy stuff, rat being just one thing, but also food that was certainly not made under the cleanest conditions. On the pluss side, 8 years in Indonesia, and the rainforest has given me a stomach that can handle nearly everything. :)

Would you like to ride an elephant?

[MissScarlett]

No, I wouldn't. I've ridden a camel, and I can't imagine an elephant would be much better.

Would you surrender control of a relationship to someone you loved?

[Chava]

Surrender control? How could I love someone who wanted control?

Would you report it if your neighbour was abusing his wife?

[MissScarlett]

To my everlasting shame, no, I would not.

Would you try to break up a bar fight?

[AimusSage]

depends if the people involved are bigger than me, no, and since usually they are a lot bigger and drunk, I stay out of it. I'm all for stopping a fight, but not to the extent that I might be hurt a lot too. Then again, I don't see that many bar fights anyway. I go to the right bars.

Would you start a bar fight?

[Chava]

No, I'm not a violent person

Would you give up when lost in the desert?

[AimusSage]

Probably not, I'm not the giving up kind of person. I'd probably wander aimlessly until I am either rescued or die. Although maybe watching the discovery channel a lot might just help me get somewhere. Survivor man FTW!

Would you be able to survive on an uninhabited island?

[Chava]

No, but I'd die trying.

Would you?

[MissScarlett]

Probably, yes, but I wouldn't like it.

Was your mother really the best cook in the world to you?

[Scheherazade]

She still is...

Would you mind if your partner kept in touch with his/her ex-es?

[papayahed]

hmmmm...probably

Would you keep in touch with an ex?

[BlueSkyGB]

I try not to....:lol:
but with the reception planned for my daughters wedding...well lets just say I can be civil....:D:angel:

If you see a friend start to do something you consider stupid...
do you warn/stop them?

[kilted exile]

it depends how badly they would get hurt. I do need a good laugh at times

same q

[Niamh]

Of course! but that doesnt always mean they listen...

would you play a practical joke on someone just because you felt like it?

[MissScarlett]

No, I'm not fond of jokes, especially practical jokes.

Would you neglect your own responsibilities to help someone you love?

[PoeticPassions]

Probably. I have done it before quite a few times.

Would you ever dress up as a muppet and go find other muppets to have a muppet party?

[MissScarlett]

Sure. The Muppets rock!

Would you plant a flower garden for an elderly couple who wanted one and couldn't do it themselves?

[The Comedian]

Sure. Maybe I'll even give them an orchid. I have many.

Would you have let someone borrow your favorite book, if you knew there was a 50%/50% percent chance that you would get it back?

[*Classic*Charm*]

NO!! There is an extremely small list of people I will lend my books to.

Ever ruined a borrowed book and had to buy the owner a new copy?

[The Comedian]

Ha! Yes. I used the book as a coaster for a bottle of Miller High Life. . . .left a nasty ring on the cover. I bought him a new copy, though.

Would you rather do the dishes or cook?

[JBI]

Dishes - they are faster, since generally I can cook all in two pots maximum.

Would you rather Ski on snow or Water?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Welcome to the Games, JBI!

Never done either!

Would you ever write in a friend's book?

[mono]

Never; I do not even write in my own books. For this reason, and also the fact that others tend to either lose or steal my books, I feel very reluctant to even lend out my books.

Would you ever take a lost cat or dog into your home?

[The Comedian]

I've taken a lost do home, but not in my home. I called the owner and took the poor pooch home in my Jeep.

Would you ever ignore a PM from a Litneter?

[mono]

I have, but not very many times.

Eh, too lazy - same question. :D

[*Classic*Charm*]

I have, though only a couple times.

Ever refused LitNet friendship to someone?

[subterranean]

Of course, I would.

How would you know if a person is interested in you?

[mono]

I have not, but I have subtracted a few - very few.

Oops, too slow: sub, I would seem quite possibly the worst person to answer this question, as I can never get a hint; then again, I seem to get more attention from men than women - I guess it comes with the territory of male nurse, poet/playwright, and I tend to dress relatively nicely. :rolleyes:

Good question - same one. ;)

[The Comedian]

I never know if someone is interested in me. But it's been a while since I've had to concern myself with this.

Would you ever date anyone famous, be that fame international, national, or local?

[subterranean]

Oops, too slow: sub, I would seem quite possibly the worst person to answer this question, as I can never get a hint; then again, I seem to get more attention from men than women - I guess it comes with the territory of male nurse, poet/playwright, and I tend to dress relatively nicely. :rolleyes:

Why I'm not surprise? ;)

@ *Classic*: never .

I think I'm slow as well. :)

Would you ever run for president (provided you got all the resources you need to become one)?

[MissScarlett]

No, I don't care for politics.

Same question.