Pam

[kathycf]

Ah, the PAPAM does not appreciate the fine nuances of turnips. *sigh*

The PAM enjoys wearing the sort of pants that make rustly noise when he walks.
"whhish--whissssh" :brow:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM works the system unmercifully, garnering several "birthday dinners" and cakes, causing starving children across the globe to cry. :D

[AimusSage]

Kathy, only when I'm not prowling around. :p :eek:

The PAM is so Rock 'N Roll she always has to wreck the living room whenever she visits people.

[kathycf]

The PAM sticks his gum in his ear for safe keeping while sleeping. Icky, PAM.

[Pendragon]

The PAM was seen talking to the caretaker of the graveyard about repairs to her crypt. :nod:

[papayahed]

The PAM was seen talking to the caretaker of the graveyard about repairs to her crypt. :nod:


hhahahahaha! Now that's damn funny!


The PAM taught Moses how to lace up his sandals.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM drinks warm water from the tap.

[AimusSage]

The PAM once wrote a 1000+ page book on ants, and said he has several living in his head that gave him the inspiration.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM likes to find anthills and shock them with police issue tasers, pretending to be an angry Zeusian hitting his subjects with lightning bolts! Zap! (actually thats pretty cool . . . . but still offensive to our better informed modern sensibilities!!

[AimusSage]

at least I don't end up burning my house, trying to burn the little ants hole near the front door with gazoline and a match, like some people, eh PAM?

(actually that happened in the Netherlands a few weeks ago)

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks that scaring a cat makes him a hero. Do you want a medal for this act of bravery?? :lol: *rolling with laughter*

[AimusSage]

Yes give me a medal please! I love medals

The PAM wears so much bling bling, she has severe backpain due to the weight. :p

[Madhuri]

Okay. You win the medal for the Worst Act of Bravery. Please accept. :D :p

The PAM is jealous of people having a lavish lifestyle. :rolleyes:

[AimusSage]

YAY a medal!

The PAM is having a lavish lifestyle, but her hundreds of servants gossip and make fun of her behind her back. :p

[Madhuri]

That is why they are servants you see. :rolleyes:

The PAM has the habit of eavesdropping :D :D

[AimusSage]

the PAM can't fly a spaceship. Ha, take that!

[Madhuri]

If you remember, I was the one who brought you back when you just didnt know which planet to fly to.

The PAM is always trying to take credit for something they never did? :rolleyes:

[AimusSage]

Hey, I wasn't the one that pressed the complete randomization button! Where lucky we didn't turn into space monkeys.

The PAM likes to fire innocent servants who need the income to support their fifteen children. Now they will all starve. ;)

[Madhuri]

Ya innocent gossiping servants. And is there no such thing as family planning??

The PAM wrongly supports the gossip activities of servants. I wonder Why?

[AimusSage]

doesn't servant gossip lead to funny and sometimes surprising situations, when made fun of?

The PAM doesn't like to make fun of her servants, instead she fires them. :)

[Madhuri]

The PAM passes on his silly recipies to the servants, that's why this favoritism. :brow: I wonder what have they been feeding me, turnip soups???

[AimusSage]

I wish my servants would prepare me a nice turnips soup!

The PAM's bling bling can buy a small country, and still be really ugly to look at. :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks beauty is only skin-deep. :brow:

[AimusSage]

No I don't you're the one with the bling bling remember, I care about what's inside too.

The PAM would fly across the universe and still don't know where she was going. :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM, who is forever lost is trying to show others the way by his equally poor navigation techniques.

[AimusSage]

At least I know how to read a map, the PAM just flies in circles.

[Madhuri]

The PAM may have the right strategy but can never arrange for its implementation and is still stranded in space. :D

[AimusSage]

Well alright, I may sometimes on a rare occasion be stranded in space, but at least I don't have a habit of flying into subspace anomalies, like the PAM

[Madhuri]

The PAM is a reason asking the result why it happened in the first place :rolleyes:

[Pendragon]

The PAM is mad! Mad, I tell you! Mad! HAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's hypocrisy swiftly becomes self-evident.

[Pendragon]

As if the PAM had any reason to mention hypocrisy. We note that he somehow ducked out of the interview, despite nominations, so we suspect he has something to hide. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM makes an unfair accusation -- I did no such ducking, and I'm a part-time duck, anyway.

[kathycf]

I am not saying the PAM is a klutz, but he did manage to shoot several of his own arrows in his posterior.

[AimusSage]

Really he did, he must have incredible skill to do that, how does he manage to give the arrows enough velocity for them to go all around the world before hitting his posterior? Not to mention the incredible accurace!

The PAM doesn't recognize great skill when she sees it :p

[Virgil]

The PAM insults ladies.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM snuggles up to ladies. Not so bad in itself, but they're strange ladies passing by on the street.

[kathycf]

The PAM is secretly attracted to strange ladies that he passes in the street. Especially the ones wearing pink bathrobes and curlers in their hair.

Great, I guess that means I am in luck! *shuffles off to put back my curlers*
:brow: :brow: :p

[RobinHood3000]

PAM isn't ashamed to wear a pink bathrobe in public.

Better book the next flight to Massachusetts, hadn't I?

[kathycf]

The PAM is unaware of how chilly northern winters are, I need that bathrobe!
Silly PAM.


If you come to Mass. you must bring flowers... ;) :p


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/smellflower.gif

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has a funny-lookin' post count. Nyeh. :p

What kind of flowers?

[kathycf]

The PAM mocks the post count of inoffensive pink bathrobe wearers!!!

Pink tulips... or daisies. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Like these? (http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/flower-bulbs/pink-tulip-flowers.jpg)
And these? (http://www.artbyrobin.com/Wildflower%202/DSCN2627%20daisies%20web.jpg)

PAM has funny taste in flowers.

[kathycf]

Those are lovely flowers, PAM!

The PAM has funny taste in hats! :p

[Pendragon]

I have it on good authority that flowers turn black when the PAM passes by them. :brow:


http://www.waysidegardens.com/product_images/8000.jpg

[AimusSage]

The PAM is such a clumsy dragon he always ends up burning the flowers in the park when he tries to pick them.

[Nightshade]

Pam is a turnip head!!!

:D

[AimusSage]

Pam's face is deformed due to constantly smiling. Even the Joker is scared of the smile on her face :eek: :p

[Nightshade]

Ouch...

Pickle!!!!

[AimusSage]

What, you call me a pickle?

The PAM has sour thoughts about what I am. :eek2:

[Nightshade]

sour?? no I was thinking sweet pickle
(even more disgusting)

(its hard to type with one hand, laugh and focus on my breathing all at once aimus :lol: )

[AimusSage]

hehe, sweet, well that's nice, I just don't like the combination with pickle. I am sweet though, can't deny that. :goof:

The PAM cannot multitask. :p

[Nightshade]

Pam is a boy :p

[AimusSage]

Yes, is there a hidden insult somewhere?

The PAM thinks it is funny to post insult only she understands, and finds it strange nobody gets them. Muhaha, take that! :D

[Nightshade]

boooooooooo :p
Aimu compliments when he wants to insult....how sad ((g))

[AimusSage]

I can say the same about the PAM, always complimenting me, instead of coming up with a good insult. Why is it people find it so hard to insult me properly, come on try harder! :lol:

[Nightshade]

welll lets seee
ah I know

you cant insult PAM becaus equite frankly youd be afraid hed burst into tears

( still poo I know but Im scraping the bucket trying here :rolleyes: )

[AimusSage]

That's so not true! :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

You are mean, I don't do that at all. :bawling:

The PAM is a big meanie who likes to post mean insults. :bawling:

[Nightshade]

Pam is trying to make me feel bad which is just about as low down a trick as you can fin

Thanks Aimus!
:D

[AimusSage]

You're welcome. :D

Now to think of a good insult, nope, I'm drawing a blank here. You're to nice.

[Nightshade]

BLah!!!! dont your killing me !!
Im melting from kindness !!!!!


Aimus is a hill stealer :brow:

Do you get the hinty???

[AimusSage]

I might have, but I'll get in serious trouble with the IRS. :nod:

The PAM likes to get me in trouble with the IRS, I think she secretly is an agent for the IRS. :p

[Nightshade]

Oh :eek2: now that hurt!


Oh rats Ive drawn a blank.....

[AimusSage]

hehe, I think there is a blank spot in the PAM's brain. :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM gives people warts! :lol:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM lights innocent little knights on fire.

[kathycf]

the PAM sings "boyband" songs, while looking in the mirror to critique her lipsyching "form".

[RobinHood3000]

PAM lives in a cold place of her own volition. Weirdo...

[Pendragon]

No worse than the PAM sleeping out in Sherwood Forest in all kinds of weather! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif

[literaturerocks]

the PAM knows how to make a skeloton smile and wont tell me..what a mad poet secret keeper dragon

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM secretly loves turnips. . . come out of the toolshed, PAM! :D

[Scheherazade]

Hyacinth sleeps on a mattress of turnips at nights.

[kathycf]

The PAM is the original squeezer of Charmin. Listen to Mr Whipple, PAM!


( I guess people will have to be of a "certain age" to get that reference...) ;)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"

[Pendragon]

The PAM is lost and lonely in her mind, it being a strange place and all... http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/black_cat.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM does not tiptoe through the tulips, he stomps them into the ground. :goof:



The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"
Touche! :lol: (you made me crack up with that one ;) )

[Virgil]

I hear the PAM refuses to trim her nose hairs and is slowly training them to curl up.

[Pendragon]

When will the PAM stop shedding all over the furniture when he pops by to chat? :brow:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM took a black and white photo of himself, replicated it several times, photo shopped a different color into each one, then tried to sell them on Ebay as original Andy Worhol.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM drives by the local Wendy's, enters the local Taco Bell and scares all the poor workers by shouting "Where's the beef!"

Touche! (you made me crack up with that one )

I thought you might like that, plus I figured it would let you know there was at least ONE other person that knows not to squeeze the Charmin! :lol:

[kathycf]

the PAM wears white shoes after Labor Day. What a fashion faux pas! :eek: ;)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM dips the edges of her brand new books in coffee to make them appear older.

[Virgil]

The PAM shouts in a quiet movie theater.

[Pendragon]

And if the flick has a full moon in it, the PAM jumps up on his seat and howls! :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM has squeaky shoes.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's coffin lid creaks.

[kathycf]

The PAM sprays his coffin lid hinges with WD-40 to keep them in non-squeaking order.

[Pendragon]

The PAM could use some mausoleum mold remover.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is all smoke and no fire, what kind of dragon is he?? :lol:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM causes fainting and bodily injury in poor innocent beauty queens who only want to bring about world peace. :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM wakes up at night shouting Eureka! when she can hardly calculate what 2 + 2 is :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM throws away the corn kernals and just eats the cob.

[Jay]

The PAM is right now wearing one sock red and the other yellow...



... on her ears :p

[AimusSage]

The PAM likes to use pointy sticks on innocent bystanders untill they bleed.

[Jay]

And still the PAM does nothing about it but look and laugh and point fingers ;)

[AimusSage]

I can't help laughing about it, it is funny watching the PAM use pointy sticks at bystanders while shouting something about undergarments not being worn properly. :D

[Jay]

*checks* talking about not wearing undergarments properly... the PAM should learn how to wear it properly ;)

[AimusSage]

What's wrong with wearing it on my head, it keeps all the death rays from space from hitting me you know :nod:

The PAM's been hit by deathrays once too many times. Her brain is so fried, you can't even make scrambled eggs out off them. :p

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's got turnips-for-brains.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears socks with his sandals. :eek:

Gee, am I being too harsh here? ;)

[Virgil]

The PAM brushes her hair with a rabbit's foot.

[Jay]

The PAM is jealous of the PATPAM as he's completely bald.

[kathycf]

The PAM sneaks into people's houses and puts depillatory cream into their shampoo, thus assuring baldness. Shocking! :p

[Jay]

I might be doing just that, but the PAM puts glue into people's shampoos so... who's more evil? :p

[kathycf]

I might be doing just that, but the PAM puts glue into people's shampoos so... who's more evil? :p

But...*looks innocently* I thought that was supposed to be good for balding...keeps what hair is on the scalp firmly stuck in place.

Looks like the PAM is more evil, she puts motor oil in bubble bath. :brow: :D

[Jay]

Still better than fiddling with the taps and the pipes to make only cold water come through ;), just like the PAM does! :p

[papayahed]

The PAM knocks old people down.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears a beehive hairdo. That is like, so last century! :p

[subterranean]

The PAM is....well, what I'm trying to say the PAM is...

Geez...why is it so hard....

[Pendragon]

The PAM is getting a pale mushroom complexion from living underground!

[kathycf]

The PAM has mushrooms instead of fingers. How do you manage to type, PAM?

[AimusSage]

The same way you do, with his incredibly big nose. But his nose is still nothing compared to yours. Your nose has been classified as a lethal weapon, and will be featured in an upcoming lethal weapon remake! :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM has trouble smelling through so many noses he has, he cant make out the direction. :D

[Jay]

Whereas the PAM has a big hole in the middle of his face instead of a nose :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM really needs to know the gender difference 'his face' :lol:

[Jay]

I realized I've got you confused with another member, too little too late, sorry about that ;)

The PAM puts twigs and leaves in her hair, thinking it's oh so in :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM has her head in the clouds. Literally. She opened a window in the airplane and stuck her head out. Her eyebrows are now frozen into a contant look of surprise.

[Jay]

The only reason why I opened that window is to throuw the PAM out of the plane, asap, because he boarded the plane with at least a year old, smelly socks, I saved the rest of the passangers from horrible and painful death of Turnip-smelly-feet poisoning.

[AimusSage]

Only to subject the rest of the world to the horror, the PAM, because of this action, is responsible for the dead of millions of innocent people, when I collided with the earth and caused a massive shockwave that annihilated entire cities. As such, the PAM is a crime against humanity! :eek: The horror! The horror! The horror! :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM has so faint a heart that he passes out at the squeak of a mouse :lol:

[Jay]

(*beams* evil mastermind :cool: ;) :D)

The PAM sticks pencils in her nose and walks like that all days in public.

edit: whoops, been beaten to it :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM has a facination for lollipops and she steals from the kids in her neighbourhood :lol:

[Jay]

Oh yeah, got lots of lollipops in my closet by now :brow:

The PAM has 4 legs and 6 arms... all of them left ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM wears tortillas on her head.

[Jay]

The PAM burns several books a day.

[AimusSage]

The PAM loves to help little children cross the street. In fact, she is so fond of those little children, she always tries to take them home.

[Jay]

I know, I'm such a softie, escorting the kids to their homes, safely to their parents... what can I say, I love kids ;) :D

The PAM is a squishy, rotten turnip that no worm would even consider tasting for fear of 'food' poisoning.

[AimusSage]

That's right, it's called added flavour, and it makes me very delicious to normal people. :goof:

The PAM is a flying donkey with her tail in her mouth trying to pin it on her own behind, while making circles above the city, this results in her being the laughing stock of the air traffic controllers.

[Jay]

Shucks, shame they invented stealth technology ;)

The PAM is all ears. Literaly.

[AimusSage]

And what lovely ears they are, hearing everything in a seventy miles radius. :D

The PAM fell down the stairs because she thought she could climb down using all her limbs. Which means an arm with one finger, which is usually stuck up her nose, picking at boogers. :p

[Jay]

Actually, it's not one finger anymore ;)

The PAM is such a klutz that he always falls out of bed every morning, always landing on his butt.

[AimusSage]

Indeed, it is so, As a result my butt is quite muscular due to this daily exercise. :D

The PAM can't even get into bed at night, She'll be too drunk from the root beer she had during dinner.

[Jay]

Haven't had any dinner so far ;)

The PAM walks into closed doors. Often.

[AimusSage]

Into doors, and through them. I do it to test my Inner Chi! :)

The PAM removed all doors from her house because she thinks it'll stop burglers from entering because they can't find the lock.

[Jay]

Oh yeah, and it works! Nobody has ever broken in through doors! :cool:

The PAM is the reason why the global warming is happening ;)

[AimusSage]

Hey, I can't help it if I'm cold in the winter and turn the heater up a notch.

The PAM is responsible for all the fish in the ocean to disappear. :p

[Jay]

Hey, I can't help it if I'm hungry! :D

The PAM thinks that he's a knight in shining armour while he's just a page in dirty rags caught daydreaming on the job... no dinner tonight ;)

[AimusSage]

Well, If I remember correctly, this page is responsible for quite a few heroic deed that would put a knight in shining armour to shame :D Besides, I AM a knight in shining armour, no matter what the lyer above tells you :P

Did I mention that the PAM likes to twist the truth and make it all fuzzy and unable to withstand logic?

[Jay]

The PAM always calls someone a liar whenever he doesn't know what else to call them :p

[AimusSage]

I know many things I can call the PAM, but none of them come close to what I really think, so I'll just say that she has flying saucers for eyes. :D

[Jay]

Jealous, aren'tcha ;)

The PAM is supposed to be in bed (and he sleeps with an army of stuffed animals! :D)

[Virgil]

The PAM is often confused to be a man.

[Jay]

With such a girlie nick, it's not really a surprise, is it? ;)

The PAM howls on the moon even if it's not the full moon yet ;)

[subterranean]

the PAM's avy has a good cheek bone :)

[Jay]

This is 'insult' the PAM thread, not compliment ;) :D

The PAM has been AWOL for some time ;)

[subterranean]

Hey, how come a good cheeck bone is an insult? :D

The PAM wrote something (AWOL) that I don't understand

[Jay]

It's not, that's the problem ;)

AWOL: Abesent WithOut Leave

The PAM has got a big red nose (even Rudolph would be jealous ;))

[kathycf]

The PAM has an entire gallery featuring only paintings of cabbage.

[subterranean]

It's not, that's the problem ;)

AWOL: Abesent WithOut Leave

The PAM has got a big red nose (even Rudolph would be jealous ;))


Hey, that's so unsubstantial gossip that you heard about my nose :D


The PAM has a lady avy

[Madhuri]

The PAM buries her head in sand like an ostrich at the first sign of danger. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM tries to bury her head at the first sign of danger. Into sidewalk.

[Virgil]

PAM buries his body in the sand and leaves the head sticking out for soccer players to practice their kicking. It improves his facial features.

[Madhuri]

The PAM has all false teeth and wants to feature in a toothpaste ad (Big Dreams!!!). Dont ever think of doing this, coz they might fall off to your embarassment :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM got to close to a fire, now her "body of clay" has become too stiff to move! :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM has been chewing the same stick of gum for the last 15 years. :p

[Jay]

The PAM has never in her life brushed her teeth.

[kathycf]

the PAM can only add and subtract by using her fingers and toes to work it out. :brow:

[papayahed]

The PAM makes her home in a swamp.

[Jay]

The PAM doesn't bathe. At all. ;)

[AimusSage]

The PAM drinks chemical spill so she can glow in the dark.

[Jay]

And what a pretty shade of green I glow!

The PAM always parks next to a hydrant.

[AimusSage]

I do indeed, always nice to have some water nearby.

The PAM talks to stop signs.

[kathycf]

the PAPAM may do that, but the PAM is the only one who hears the stopsign's answer... :goof: :p

[Jay]

The PAM is a pirate of the roads (hope it makes sense in English as well :p)

[kathycf]

Do you mean I am a bad driver? :brow: :lol:

The PAM eats toast and only toast. Try some new foods, PAM!

[Jay]

Pretty much :cool:

The PAM eats only junk food.

[AimusSage]

the PAM has a Mcdonalds burger named after her. ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM makes kitty sculptures out of tofu and peanut butter.

[Jay]

The PAM likes kittens. Smoked. ;)

[AimusSage]

the pam on the other hand likes puppies, sun dryed and subsequently turned into a protein shake.

[kathycf]

I am not saying the PAM is clumsy, but he has been known to trip while still sitting down...

[Virgil]

The PAM uses a potato for a bar of soap.

[mir]

the PAM owns no potatos. my god, that's too horrible even to contemplate!! (but perhaps, Virgil, you atone for it with the large quantity of mashed yams you use as shampoo.)

[subterranean]

PAM shocked coz virgy doesn't have any potato

[papayahed]

The PAM carries on great conversations with store mannequins.

[Pendragon]

The PAM couldn't carry on a conversation at all unless someone works her mouth for her! :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM couldn't carry on a conversation at all unless someone works her mouth for her! :lol:

:lol: You crack me up!


The PAM often gets twisted up in his chainmail and needs assisstance getting out.

[Virgil]

There are better looking mop heads than the PAM's curly hair.

[kathycf]

The PAM has a head shaped like Gumby's.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/gumby.gif

[Virgil]

Well, at least I don't have the head of Pokey, like the PAM.

http://mag.awn.com/issue10.07/10.07images/raiti01_Gumby_Pokey.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

PAM makes Mr. Potato Head look stiff.

[Madhuri]

The PAM has arrows made of plastic. :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM frustrates those who would compliment her by then being the next in line in the insult thread, turning them into people who talk out of both sides of their mouth! How ungrateful!

[AimusSage]

And that, dear dragon, is why I barely ever post in the compliment the PAM thread, I just can't do that to the person below me, who will have the impossibly difficult task to compliment me. But on to your personalized insult:

The PAM smokes so bad, the tobacco companies are demanding he stops ruining their good reputation. That's what you get for being a dragon, a lawsuit! :p

[kathycf]

The PAM digresses. :D :p

[mir]

the PAM decorates Christmas trees at Thanksgiving.

[Virgil]

The PAM's name is short.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM eats Chef Boyardee straight from the can.

[Virgil]

The PAM snorts frequently and loudly in church.

[Pendragon]

That's a nice new flea and tick collar, PAM. About time, if I may say so! :rolleyes:

[kathycf]

The PAM has a vast shopping cart collection stored in his cellar.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM thought it a wise investment to buy a security system for her shopping cart.

[kathycf]

Well, I won't say the PAM is a slowpoke, but he usually gets passed by snails when he jogs. :p

Hiya Robin!

[RobinHood3000]

I'm not saying the PAM is as old as Methuselah...I'm saying she's older. Re-Happy Birthday, Kathy...

[kathycf]

When not posting on the litnet, the PAM indulges himself by watching paint dry.

Methuselah, huh? You must have me confused with someone else... :brow: ;)

[RobinHood3000]

PAM wishes she had the attention span to watch paint dry. As it is, the only thing that can hold her attention is watching water swirl down the drain as she flushes over...and over...and over...

[mir]

The PAM's name is short.

ouch . . . ? :goof:

the PAM's only source of amusement is fishing the prizes from crackerjack bags

[kathycf]

The PAM sleeps underneath her bed, claiming it is "cozier, like a cave".

*gulp* I know, that was a terrible thing for me to say about poor ol' mir. :D

[subterranean]

PAM is a member of Lit-Net exclusive turniper club (whatever that is :)..)

[Virgil]

The PAM can't tell apart genders.

[kathycf]

The PAM stubs other people's toes. Ouch!

Ha, the PAPAM doesn't know what a turniper is...ask AimusSage, he is the grand poobah of turnips around here, PAPAM. ;)

[AimusSage]

The PAPAM is a poor member of the turniper club, she can't even explain what makes the turniper club what it is to an aspiring member! :p

The turniper club is a club for everyone that likes turnips. Membership fee is negotiable but usually free, It is advisable to seek a sponsor, like Kathy did. If you'd like further information, I'll gladly let Kathy explain it for you :)

[kathycf]

The PAM over delegates his turniper authority. :p

No really, Aimus is the one to ask...:D

[AimusSage]

The PAM abuses turnips she takes out for a walk :eek:

I'm not! Kathy is a trained professional turnip walker, she can answer questions.

[kathycf]

The PAM is 3 turnips short of a bunch. :brow:

(pssst, no really ask Aimus...he is the king of all that is turnipey)

[AimusSage]

The PAM wishes she had 3 beautiful turnips :p

That may be so, but a king doens't have to answer questions, but okay, go ahead and ask me if I'm king of the Martians!

[Pendragon]

The PAM couldn't spell his way through a book of cigarette papers! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/smoking/rauch04.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM fancies himself to be a talented chef. His specialty? A very complicated dish he calls "Water...twice boiled." ;)

[Virgil]

The PAM finds making toast challenging.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is the king of ant hills :lol:

[Pendragon]

And the PAM has forgotten that ant hills are ruled by Queens! http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/doh (10).gif

[Madhuri]

The PAM kidnaps people and makes them dig ant hills. :lol:

[mir]

The PAM sleeps underneath her bed, claiming it is "cozier, like a cave".

*gulp* I know, that was a terrible thing for me to say about poor ol' mir. :D

i repeat, . . . ouch? :lol: what, like it ISN'T? :D :p and :banana: ! hi kathy : )

the PAM roasts small, innocent tomatoes and terrorizes their communities. tsk, tsk.

[kathycf]

The PAM pinches her cheeks to give herself a rosy glow. Just buy some blush, ya cheapskate! :p ;)

Hiya mir. :D

[AimusSage]

Actually, the PAM is the quintessential Cheapskate, twisting and turning every penny she has, so she can get the most fun out of it, this is her only entertainment, because she is too cheap to buy anything with her money.

[kathycf]

The PAM sings his favorite song over and over and over again.


"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"

duh, PAM, I obviously bought a computer and internet access! :lol: ;)

[AimusSage]

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish..."
Oh sorry, you were saying? You bought a computer, but don't you, the PAM, go to friends so you can use their computers to surf the internet? :p

"...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"

[kathycf]

The PAM enjoys a rousing game of "where is my foot?"

[AimusSage]

So, can you guess where it is? :D

The PAM always dives into the water belly first, (ouch)

[Koa]

i understood why this PAM thing caught my attention...because there's a chain of supermarkets called PAM around here... :D

[Virgil]

The PAM is Italian. (I normally would consider that a compliment not an insult, but I know it bugs the PAM :D )

[subterranean]

The PAM said I can't tell apart genders.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM takes people's accurate insights into her gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously. :D

[subterranean]

The PAM thought that I took people's accurate insights into my gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM takes everything way too seriously, needs to relax. Too much coffee, perhaps? :)

[Virgil]

The PAM types on his computer with fingers still slimy from bathing in his dragon's pond.

[kathycf]

The PAM dines on old shoes and boiled soap.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM dines on turnips laced in spiderwebs from her crypt. . . .really, PAM, cheese is MUCH better on turnips, trust me. :D

[kathycf]

Cheese on turnips? Hmm...
The PAM wears her pants backwards.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM wears her pants with a skirt over them and socks with her sandals

[kathycf]

The PAM wasn't supposed to divulge my fashion secrets! The PAM is a blabber!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM stole my idea of wearing my pants backward for her newly published book: Seven Trends for Highly Unfashionable People. The PAM is a thief! :D

[kathycf]

The PAM is jealous of the success of my book and the dismal failure of her own:
Nosepicking IS the career for you! tsk tsk. :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

OMG! How did you find out about my book?? Who told you what I do for a living??? *rofl*
The PAM attempted to create a career for herself in nosepicking, specializing in stringers, but did herself a near-fatal injury in trying to remove a particularly promising specimen with her 3 foot long fingernails and thus was asked to consider early retirement due to disability.

[kathycf]

The PAM knows all about the dangers of long nails...check out the 18 inch long pinky toe specimen she sports! :D

[subterranean]

The PAM says pen is mightier than the sword

[kathycf]

The PAM lives in a house built from Coke cans.

[Pendragon]

The PAM uses dried mummys for makeup powder!

[Koa]

The PAM is Italian. (I normally would consider that a compliment not an insult, but I know it bugs the PAM :D )

Hey I wasn't participating!:D I was just giving info... ;)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM didn't participate in the manner the thread designates. ;)

[subterranean]

The PAM lives in a house built from Coke cans.


It's being renovated.


The PAM is shouting grace

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is a corrupt common worker.

[subterranean]

The PAM is a bad boy

[kathycf]

The PAM has an odd obsession with the number 17.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody has an obsession with the number 17. :rolleyes: Perhaps you need to get out of the house a little more often, PAM? :D

[subterranean]

The PAM has good teeth

[kathycf]

*edit*
DANG It!! The PAM posts much too fast!! And don't tell him he has good teeth, he will get a bad attitude. ;) :D


Hmm, the PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody should get out of the house more often.... :brow: :p

[ShoutGrace]

The PAPAM may have forgotten the rules of this thread . . . . all that caffiene may be clouding her faculties . . . . :D



Hmm, the PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody should get out of the house more often....


The PAM indulges in ad infinitum semantical trivialites when she ought to be thinking about going to bed. ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks 9:08 pm is an appropriate bed time for a grown woman... :eek: ;)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM underestimates my perceptive abilities regarding my "grown woman" friends on the LitNet. ;)