Pam

[kathycf]

Pam fashions a cape made from old CDs and puts on a crown from Burger King and demands all hail him.

[Shalot]

And the PAM knows because she listens in on phone conversations!

PS> See any resemblence, Shalot? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bubblegum.gif

Well no actually, I don't do that with my gum! hmmph!


The PAM collects cigarette butts and puts them in a ziploc bag.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is very familiar with zip lock bags, she has a dress made of 250 carefully taped together. Don't bend, PAM!!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is still standing confused at the "T" intersection of the Roads of Destiny. It's a good thing it's not a more complicated choice...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Moll.gif

[kiz_paws]

The PAM eats his tacos in stages ... first the shell, then some lettuce, then some meat.....

AND plays cheezy Mariachi music whilst he indulges in this complicated fashion

[papayahed]

The PAM walks around with a tin foil hat.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is confused about who's on first, but then her head is either a spoiled papaya or (in her Grover persona) stuffed with cotton and weevils.

Near....far?

[Shalot]

the pam is a dragon confined to a bottle of ink. this curse was brought upon him by the dastardly wench.

[Virgil]

PAM's face seems to be frozen nto a cartoon.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM spends hours trying to light a barbecue with the two sticks that he got when he graduated from Boy Scouts....

[Virgil]

PAM is obsessed by rocks. :p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM doesn't want the world to know that he still asks for Treat Of The Week from the neighborhood McDonalds.... :lol:

[Pendragon]

Could it be that the PAM has first hand knowledge, being a avid collector of happy meal toys herself? Beware of peroxide blondes with sweet smiles...


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Barmaid.gif

[Virgil]

PAM wiggles his ears at his children. Happy Father's Day PAM.

[kiz_paws]

PAM tweaks his nose hopelessly trying to get magic (like Tabitha in Bewitched?), but all that comes of it are muffled snorts. :lol:

[And a very Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there!!]

[papayahed]

The PAM wears slices of Ham as a hat.

[symphony]

pam likes cartoons!

[Shalot]

is that an insult? :D The pam was thrown from the horse and now nays instead of saying hello when the phone rings.

[symphony]

is that an insult?
never! i'd be insulting myself if it were! cuz i like cartoons too, i guess thats why i ended up as a "14-yr-old" in that age quiz!! :lol:


The pam was thrown from the horse and now nays instead of saying hello when the phone rings.
now thats an insult!! grrrr.

PAM likes being the beast in hell....(couldnt find anything else)!

[papayahed]

never! i'd be insulting myself if it were! cuz i like cartoons too, i guess thats why i ended up as a "14-yr-old" in that age quiz!! :lol:


But it's an insult thread:lol:

The PAM knits all their cloths - even shoes.

[symphony]

thats what happens when u dont read the 1st page with the rules! :lol:

the PAM could come up with a better insult but well she'd have needed some wit for that...

[Pendragon]

Say, PAM, it was Canine sports day, not Equine sports day, or do you usually ride that greyhound?


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Equine.gif

[symphony]

pam is a not-very-fiery-dragon who's watching my greyhound with not-so-fiery-eyes....did i see red hearts fly? dont u touch my greyhound, its taken, by a unicorn!! :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM wants me to make her my lyre. No, thank you. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM made her house our of potatos

[Niamh]

the PAM thought she could plant potatoes in her hair!

[Pendragon]

From the PAM's atvar picture, they would grow better if planted in there! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/AG.gif

[kathycf]

PAM is a member of a mysterious crop circle cutting cabal known only as "The Mr PotatoHeads"....http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/eek-1.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM brought mr potato head on a date and then handed him over to the chef.

[kathycf]

The PAM stole Kandaurov's wig.... :p

[Niamh]

the PAM stole Kandaurov! :lol: :p

[kathycf]

the PAM stole Kandaurov! :lol: :p

And? What, you want me to have him stop scrubbing the floor so he can type hello to you? :p

Pam wears paisley...stenciled all over her face.

[Niamh]

how do you get those insults so fast!:eek:

the PAM painted her house in paisly!(couldnt think of anything else!:p good to have you back Kathy!)

[kathycf]

how do you get those insults so fast!:eek:
The PAM makes snails seem super fast, that is how slow she is....


the PAM painted her house in paisly!(couldnt think of anything else!:p good to have you back Kathy!)
Thank you kindly, O Paisley face. ;)

[Niamh]

the PAM thinks that snail racing would be a good investment. might as well kiss your money goodbye!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is kissing money, which tells a LOT about her lovelife, doesn't it... :rolleyes:

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is hugging animals, which tells a LOT about his lovelife, doesn't it...:rolleyes:

[kathycf]

The PAM is hugging a pillow, which tells even more about his lovelife! :D

[Shalot]

the pam is hiding her love life under that giant hat :D (omigod did I really just type that)

[kathycf]

Yes, you did just type that! :lol:

The PAM is just jealous of my lovelife hat because...hey, it's a big hat....:brow: :p


:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM is a complete loser who should just go away.

[Niamh]

the Only way the PAM is a loser is because she keeps loosing things. I thold you not the put things into you pockets until you've sewn them shut again!
(stop being so hard on yourself Kathy. Or do i have to send the Leprachauns after you!:goof: )

[papayahed]

The PAM dresss as a Leprachaun every monday and wednesday.

[Pendragon]

The seeds in the PAM's head are beging to sprout. She will have to get a new one and bury this one in her private graveyard, like Jack Pumpkinhead of OZ. (Look it up!) http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/jack-1.gif

[RobinHood3000]

The PAM, when in the trees of Sherwood, drinks more heavily than Tony Stark!!

[kathycf]

PAM has a collection of corn chips that look like celebrities.

[kilted exile]

PAM has a collection of corn chips (at least ones that look like celebrities are interesting)

[Niamh]

the PAM was caught trying to steal the PAPAM's corn chip collection! If you were really hungry could you not have just gone to the shop?:p

[kathycf]

People always end up asking the PAM if she just breathed in helium...since she sounds just like Mickey Mouse when she speaks.

[Pendragon]

Can't hear the PAM. Too much echo from that striped hat. Or is that Little Kathy A, B, C, and so on?

[kathycf]

PAM mocks my hat, knowing full well his is three times as large as mine and twice as stripey.

[Pendragon]

But the PAM is jealous because she realizes that size does matter...I need a larger hat because I have a bigger brain! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/YouFigure.gif

[kathycf]

PAM has me beat on the size of brains...and the size of noses... PAM could make even Pinocchio feel inadequate.

[papayahed]

The PAM has nose hair sooo long people think she has a mustache

[Mortis Anarchy]

WAAAAA!!!:bawling: No...but my brother has a mustache!

The PAM bread his/her beard?

[Virgil]

PAM speaks spanish in math class to a teacher who only knows english. That's why she's having so much trouble with her calculus.

[Mortis Anarchy]

Wow, almost, Pre-Calc...it was only once though!! Your good virgil!!

PAM is a genius!

[Pendragon]

Obviously blinded by Virgil's genius, Morty forgot that this is the insult thread not the compliment thread and turned so red he is currently employed as a bullfigher's cape...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Red.gif

[Mortis Anarchy]

:blush: My bad...'

PAM got caught by the bull and its horns decided to tear the backside of his pants off.

[Pendragon]

The PAM forgot that "Slowpoke Rodriguez, he pack a gun!"

[PrinceMyshkin]

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no PAM.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to put an orange rind in their mouth and pretend like they have orange teeth.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM regularly has delusions regarding dark and stormy nights and the Red Baron.

[Pendragon]

The PAM cannot pass a farmer's haybale without shooting arrows at it...

[papayahed]

The PAM changes avy's like I change underwear. (Not really a put down but I like the way it sounds..)

[Scheherazade]

TPAM does not even know who is on first!!! :eek2:

[kilted exile]

PAM does not know what a ratchet is.

[Scheherazade]

(Hey, that was a wretched thing to bring up! :p :D)

TPAM likes humming 'Hokey Cokey' to himself while alone! (Might be even doing it...)

[Pendragon]

By now the PAM has worn her tongue out endlessly reciting 1001 tales, which considering she is know to have a sharp tongue at times, need not be a bad thing necessarily...

[BunnySummers]

PAM is fond of kittens/cats/possibly felines in general....

[weepingforloman]

PAM is Canadian. 'Nuff said.

[BunnySummers]

PAM loves his sports!!

[weepingforloman]

This is the insult thread. Unless that was meant to be an insult, in which case I am VERY offended.

[Pendragon]

The PAM refers to himself as a guy. Nuff said. As we know, via the great sage Dave Barry, there are actually three sexes, men, women, and guys. Their thought processes are something like this: The three are at Hoover dam: The woman thinks about how lovely the view is. The man wonders how much concrete it took to build the dam. The guy is thinking about BASE jumping off the dam...And the PAM is a guy...

[weepingforloman]

Yes, well, hopefully I'm a man. I read that book, by the way.

Anyway, PAM copied my "Nuff said" idea, and so is a plagiarist. So there.

[papayahed]

PAM thinks he coined the term "Nuff Said". Nuff Said.:D

[weepingforloman]

Not that I coined it, only that I used it a few posts ago.

PAM is really quite fruity (hahahahahahahahahahaha.... get it? It's a pun. You know, like old people say?)

[Niamh]

the PAM likes to throw fruit at people as they pass by his house.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM likes to throw durians http://www.cf.ac.uk/biosi/staff/jacob/teaching/sensory/durian.jpg at people as they pass by her house.

[Pendragon]

The PAM takes arrow-practice at people who pass by his house...

[barbara0207]

The PAM threatens his visitors with weapons whose name nobody can remember.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears white after Labor Day.

[Scheherazade]

TPAM still does not know who's on first!!! :eek2:

PS: What's up with Labour Day and wearing white? I'm afraid that is lost on me.

[papayahed]

TPAM still does not who's on first!!! :eek2:


uh yeah. Good one Scher.:rolleyes:



PS: What's up with Labour Day and wearing white? I'm afraid that is lost on me

There is an etiquette rule, I think it's outdated that your not suppossed to wear White between labor day and memorial day.

Now:

The PAM makes all her students bring her kit kats.

[weepingforloman]

PAM dared to mock Scheh's response.

[Shalot]

the pam crys and sucks his thumb:bawling:

[papayahed]

The PAM has no thumbs.

[Shalot]

I don't have any thumbs because the PAM ate them (that's really sick papaya --- you should consider counseling)

[Pendragon]

I shall have to buy a pitchfork since the PAM is some sort of Hellbeast, and not one of my vast collection of edged weapons says anything about dealing with Hellbeasts...

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of used band aids.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has a collection of used heads...

[kathycf]

PAM, try changing your socks more than once a year, ok? Pretty please? ;)

Hello everybody! :wave:

[Pendragon]

My socks offend the nose of one who lives in a crypt, PAM?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/waiving_dragon.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM hides secret stashes of goodies in the KAt in the Hats crypt.

(good to see you Kathy! hope you are well!:) )

[toni]

hehehe.. Pam sneaks the goodies from the Kat in the Hat crypt!

Howdydoody too!:wave:

[Bakiryu]

Lol: the pam's stalking Gerard Way!!!!!

[toni]

As the PAM does with Marilyn MAnson! :p

[Virgil]

PAM lives in the house with wolves.

[Bakiryu]

Pam and don Quijote share the same psychiatrist!

[toni]

the PAM takes delight with hanging out in the House of Wolves with me!

:wave: Hello Uncle Virg! Missed ya:)

[Bakiryu]

The Pam loves Ravenge!

[toni]

whoops, that was for Uncle Virg.

PAM collects "Vegeta" (of Dragon Ball Z) action figures and displays it for everyone to see:)

[toni]

I have to go now..tis 4.30am*darn, just when I have someone to play insults with! :lol: See ya,, 'ryu!

[Shurtugal]

PAM likes to confuse me. =)

[Bakiryu]

PAM glows in the dark....

[kiz_paws]

The PAM drinks cola through her nose...:lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM washes her hair with cola.

[BibliophileTRJ]

I'd tell you what the PAM does with HER cola; but then I'd get banned from this site for posting such graphic and inappropriate material!! :sick:

[Shurtugal]

PAM likes to make me laugh. lol. lol. lol:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM is confused. This is an insult thread. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Teeth.gif

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tried to braid his hair, but because it was a wee bit too short for said craft, his fingers got all knotted up in the locks, and oh no, his hands are now basically tied to his head!

[Shurtugal]

the PAm ruined my chance to get back on pen

[papayahed]

The PAM puts dried twigs on her cereal for fiber.

[Shalot]

The pam thinks cereal is a finger food and she eats it with her hands (with milk mind you)

[Virgil]

PAM looks rather spooky these days.

[Shalot]

the PAM is a dog and always will be

[Virgil]

Woof, woof. :p

PAM shakes in fear every time a dog barks.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM barks in fear every time he sees a certain avatar...

[Bakiryu]

the pam wears bright yellow paw-polish

[Pendragon]

The PAM confuses everyone as to whether or not she lives in this world or another...

[papayahed]

The PAM made a coat out of Cheetos and licorice.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM ate her coat out of Cheetos and licorice, and now hasn't a thing to wear when she goes out...

[AimusSage]

the PAM made so much sense, the planets spontaneously alligned to give her a good shake so she would make a little less sense to everyone else.

[Laindessiel]

THE MODERATOR GENERAL stucks his head into the Oreo filling and swears to never get out. :p

'Lo Aims! Hahw Ahr Yoo?

[AimusSage]

How did you know I bought a pack of Oreos today??? :lol:

The PAM is relocated to a different planet, because for some reason, her presence makes earth feel a little too self conscious about its belly. :p


I feel grandly opaque today, and how are you Lain?

[Laindessiel]

Opaque like I cannot see through the PAM? :p Just finished the journey through Mars...on invisibility cloak...so THE KING won't arrest me... in my case, I'm transparent. :p And I even though you are opaque, you are transluscent to me...can read the man.

Been very busy lately, Aims. Ha, schoolwork, work. And work. How's it going? How is everyone's MODERATOR! Do you have the power to ban anyone?

PAM uses his phone and calls the Mars security and orders to arrest Lain.

[AimusSage]

I tried banning myself once, but chickened out. :blush:

School and work is good, keeps you from violating rules on mars. :nod:

The PAM, after violating the no tranparant girls on Mars rule, now looks and smells like a real convict without access to deoderant or a hairbrush. :eek:

[Laindessiel]

:lol:

I rest my case.

For lack of a better and deeper term, the PAM uses "chickening out" instead of "roostering in". I can now smell the PAM half a world away...hmmm...something smells like cream-filled cookies wiped out, shared it with his loyal guards. Conspiracy.

[AimusSage]

The PAM wishes she had such delicious cookies, and chews on her shoes instead because the cookies are all gone. ;)

[Laindessiel]

PAM is jealous because although leather shoes aren't as delectable as Oreos, they're way healthier. Say what...:p

[AimusSage]

The PAM's idea of healthy food consists of buying tight leather outfits and then eat them. :eek2:

[Laindessiel]

Ah. You got away with that...

Well. Seems like our resident Moderator isn't too keen on alienizing our colony so instead, what he does is sing Iron Maiden at the top of his voice infront of his Martians to cover up for his lousiness as a King while milking cows for the future of his planet while in combat with Kal-El. Abdicated, Aims.

[AimusSage]

I don't fight with Superman! He's smug and I don't like him, but he's got this thing for Krypton, really weird guy. He's a bit creepy if you ask me.. :p

The PAM, on her healthy diet however, once stole supermans outfit and ate it, because it is just só healthy. :brow:

[Laindessiel]

Holy Cow...

For the PAM's information, RUBBER isn't as healthy as leather. :brow:

Every king has a weakness... if it's not Krypton, then I guess the PAM's are Turnips. Really weird guy.

[AimusSage]

But Turnips are what gives me strength! Where would I be without them...:)

The PAM thinks turnips are a weakness, even though everyone knows they can only be a strenght. :nod:

[Laindessiel]

Oh, poor guy...:( No turnips = No Martian King! Then what I'll do is: turn *the country where you live in* upside down and rattle and shake all the turnips 'til they come down until King Aimus becomes so weak (that's why it's called a weakness because you're weak without them :p) he can't govern and demoralize and dictate his land. Then and only then can I become Queen. :p

(Honestly, I'm known here at home as the turnip eater ever since I was four. My mom just has to chop them julienne for my baby teeth to chew. :p I love 'em raw. But you, unlike me, eat them with their peel on.)

[Bakiryu]

The pam's cheeks are brighter than the sun!

[Shurtugal]

Warning: This PAM is not from this world. if you happen to see the PAM please noticfy the police in your area!

[Pendragon]

The PAM shines like the Silver Surfer, but is not as benevolent.

[Shurtugal]

the PAM is like the radiant sun, but thankfully it won't kill you if you get to close.

[Niamh]

The PAM outer facade is one of someone who likes Dragons! Inside though it turns out that what she likes about dragons is eating their eggs. Bold PAM!

[Shurtugal]

The PAM has made a big mistake saying i like to eat dragon eggs. THe PAM will mystierously go away. and the only evidance is a giant footprint of a dragon!

[Bakiryu]

The Pam is evil! Evil! (but her avatar is very, very cute!)

[Shurtugal]

The PAM wishes that she could be dating my avie. (Sorry he's taken, he's mine! lol. i wish! i don't evan know him. *sob!!!!!!*

[Bakiryu]

The pam is mean! She should share him!

[Shurtugal]

The PAM is not being realistic. come on! we're girls, what do you exscpect?

[Virgil]

PAM impersonates cute boys in neverland. ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM wears black socks with his sandals.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has seeds of thought in her head as we all can see, since they are begining to sprout! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/caricapapaya2.jpg

[Shurtugal]

the PAM likes to eat lemons raw

[Bakiryu]

*gasp* the pam stalks celebs at night

[Shurtugal]

the pam likes to picture books and eat oreo's dipped in vinagar. *yuck!*

[Bakiryu]

the pam likes to picture books and eat oreo's dipped in vinagar. *yuck!*

Ew! I do line lays on vinegar thought, and rice and vinegar. vinegar is very yummy :p

the pam likes to poke dragony eyes.

[Shurtugal]

oh, you! i'll get you! PAM likes to eat fried worms! (p.s. for the longest time i use to drink vinagar strate. i still would but my stomach burns as if i swollowed a ball of fire!)

[kiz_paws]

PAM doesn't color within the lines...

[Virgil]

PAm reads in braile even though she has perfect eye sight. Why PAM?

[papayahed]

The PAM, instead of ordering a hot dog at the stand always asks for a cup of the hot dog juice.

[Pendragon]

The PAM brings her own hot dog and condiments and just orders a bun. Cheapskate!

[Shurtugal]

the PAM is very hand with a sword... watch out! he gets angry very easily!

[Pendragon]

The PAM makes wild conjectures that have no visible foundation in reality...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Duh.gif

[weepingforloman]

PAM is overly attached to smilies.

[kathycf]

PAM has a weird diet consisting soley of a broth he brews himself from boiling old socks in lemonade...:sick:

[Bakiryu]

the pam smuggles leeks on her giant hat.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM wears leeks on her feet (then wonders where that smell is coming from)!! :lol:

[Shalot]

The PAM goes around on all four of her paws sniffing Baki's leek slippers.

[Pendragon]

The PAM thinks that Garlic, Leeks, Ramps, Onions, Shallots, etc. make exotic perfume...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/smelly.gif

[Shalot]

The PAM can't get beyond the shalot thing at all (oh and he uses garlic and onions for breath fresheners) :p

[weepingforloman]

PAM has a weird diet consisting soley of a broth he brews himself from boiling old socks in lemonade...:sick:

Ah, come on, that one's not even true.

[Shurtugal]

PAM is being no fun!

[Bakiryu]

the pam stole Billy's piccy!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears soccer cleats as regular shoes.

[weepingforloman]

PAM is being no fun!

It was a joke. Or was it? It's an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, tied up with a puzzle, then sprinkled liberally with Cheeto crumbs.

[weepingforloman]

Oh and the poster two posts back enjoys drinking directly from the toilet bowl.

[kiz_paws]

It was a joke. Or was it? It's an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, tied up with a puzzle, then sprinkled liberally with Cheeto crumbs.
LMAO, you are toooooooooooo funny, weeping! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The PAM lies in bed everynight thinking up insults for this thread...

[Pendragon]

The PAM seaches through old books looking for insults to post on this thread, doddering nitwit...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM hangs his tea bags on the clothesline in the hopes of squeezing just one more cup out of 'em....

[Shurtugal]

the PAM likes to eat fried worms, cooked in vinagar, with a glass of fresh toilet water! *yuck*

[Shalot]

the PAM likes her worms raw and wriggling and no sauce at all. And she is beginning to resemble Gollum.

[Bakiryu]

the pams eyes are beginning to resemble red, shinny apples from staring into the computer screen.

[Shalot]

the PAMs face looks like a baseball (has that one already been done before? I really like your avy though)

[Bakiryu]

The pam walks on ceilings chasing flies then tells everybody she's SPIDERWOMAN!!! (thank you, i drew it myself)

[kiz_paws]

The PAM chews her pencil crayons down instead of sharpening them like other people :lol:

[Shalot]

The PAM was that gross kid in kindergarton who ate crayons, glue, chalk and boogers and then lied about it when the teacher asked where the chalk was

[kiz_paws]

The PAM was that kid in kindergarten who always wore that special pointed cap.... :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM was the kid in kindergarten that always had to stand in the corner.

[Pendragon]

The PAM was stood in the corner because the office she works for is too cheap to actually buy potted plants...

[Shurtugal]

the PAM is actually a dog who has a face of a cat, a tail of a fish, and is all gums no teeth. (it's a sight to see him eat)

[Bakiryu]

the pam is the one who curse P-dragon into that horrible shape :)

[Shurtugal]

ah, and i called you my friend?! :lol: PAM is one of my very good friends.

[Bakiryu]

And then, how's that insulting?

[Shurtugal]

true... let me think of something good... the PAM me would only know of this curse for she herself was the originator by putting it on herself. it dublicated thrice over her and is far to foul to describe on this webpage. (it fits you terribly well) :)

[Bakiryu]

The pam thinks she's so funny that everytime she goes to the litnet she wears bright green dentures, a yellow banana hat and yellow eyeshadow on her cheeks

[papayahed]

The PAM has a very large collection of styrofoam cups and plates.

[Bakiryu]

the pam only eats chocolate covered shrimp.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM dips her shrimp in toothpaste

[Bakiryu]

I'm alergic to shrimp: how dare you!

The pam eats bees with her dinner.

[kiz_paws]

No, but I hear that they are good with ramen, baki! Ha Ha, take that! :lol:

[Bakiryu]

*Gasps!* Thou has insulted the RAMEN! Ninjas! kill her!

Pam has made thousands of ramen-fanatics her mortal enemies!

[Shurtugal]

Baki is obsessed with goats... she has a goat pillow, a jacket made out of goat hair, she sleeps in a goat room, and painted on her house is a giant goat.

[Bakiryu]

Well, let me just say that would do hell to my allergies.

Pam collects dried fish!

[Shurtugal]

actually, it is quite tasty, you should try it you know... PAM likes to sneeze on people when she gets up set at them, then she goes and blames her alergies.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is so morbid she thinks visiting the morgue is a grand adventure and sleeps in a coffin...

[kathycf]

PAM has a collection of mouse droppings that he imagines will bring good luck. Um, I think that is rabbit's feet that bring the luck... (unless you're a rabbit...)




Ah, come on, that one's not even true.

? These aren't supposed to be true...:lol:

[Shalot]

The PAM wears at least six or seven pink bows in her hair at a time because she thinks the three-year-old chic is a real fashion trend

[kiz_paws]

The PAM uses a bowl on her head to shape her 'do! :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM is an escape from Jellystone National Park, last seen with several picnic baskets and a little Boo...

[papayahed]

The PAM has just launched a new line of clothing for men made entirely of twist ties and styrofoam to-go boxes.

[Riesa]

When PAM sings the neighborhood feral cats cover their ears.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is an escape from Jellystone National Park, last seen with several picnic baskets and a little Boo...

Shhhhhhh!! Now they'll know! :alien:

The PAM squirts toothpaste in her celery stalk and enjoys it with flat Dr.Pepper... :lol:

[Shurtugal]

PAM robbed a bank ten years ago, but then got alzimeris and forgot about it. the police came to her door and arrested her. the next day when she was in jail, she didn't know where she was and screamed till she lost her voice. so when the judge realized that she had a alzimeris and didn't know what they were talking about at all, he let her off the hook. but since the incodent she has never quite regained her voice, and also lost most of her memory.

[Riesa]

ugh. :lol:

The Pam's morning tooth-cleansing requires a mixture of sandpaper (for the nightly muck she grows on them) and twine, (considering the gaps between her teeth) followed by a good mouth-rinsing with Comet. Her dogs still shy away from her affectionate kisses. ;)

[Riesa]

Shurtagal secretly sides with Captain Hook and has infiltrated the Lost Boys in order to spy on Wendy when she's taking a waterfall shower.

[Pensive]

The person above me is too lazy to comment on the poem I have posted today! :p

[Riesa]

:eek: touche! umm...the PAM is extrememly impatient! I haven't even seen it yet!!! and knows how to lay a fine guilt-trip! :)

[Shurtugal]

PAM truely likes to afend me.*sob* i would never side with Captian Hook! he's evil! and besides, wendy has already returned to londan, and now i spend my days with peter, enchanting him with tales of himself that he does not know.

[kathycf]

The PAM eats only cornstarch and the water from tuna cans.

[Shalot]

The PAM has a massive collection of wooly boogers that she shows proudly to all her guests

[kiz_paws]

The PAM melts peanut butter and dips her raw turnip pieces into it... :alien:

[Shalot]

The Pam melts plastic because she likes the way the fumes smell.

[greenlake]

the pam lives down in a valley because the pam is gothic.

[Shurtugal]

the PAM live in a dirty old green lake filled with slime. ewwww!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM painted her teeth with nailpolish, just for a new look! :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM is living proff that all old black-n-white film stars are not dead...just kinda look that way...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/woman_screaming.gif

[Shurtugal]

The PAM is living proof that you don't need to be nice to have friends.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM was so excited about her birthday that she ate the candles off the cake, without so much as blowing them out! :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM uses vegetable shortening as shampoo.

[Pendragon]

Which to judge by her flowing blonde locks works well. Perhaps the PAM should give it a try, if she can find the comb and brush she lost in her, ah, fur..., hence this disguise...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/grover.jpg

[Shalot]

the pam has the worst kind of dragon breath (has that one been done before?) It smells like onions (he he)

[papayahed]

The PAM has a bowl cut.


Thanks Pen - I think you foundmy next avatar!

[Shurtugal]

The pam always hits her/himself when they play baseball!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM always kicks herself when immersed in a speedy game of football... :lol:

[greenlake]

the pam is a canadian bear, who has cub's paws.

[Pendragon]

The PAM cut a rather unmentionable part of her anatomy on that sharp point of the moon. Her seemstress is charging a surcharge to sew up the rent in the rear of her costume...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/FairyMoon.gif

[Shurtugal]

the pam lives with a werecat and a weredog, they go around and eat everyone, they've evan taken a few bites off pen himself!

[greenlake]

the pam is sssooo ubsest with billy gilman that the only thing she thinks about is him.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to dress in tin foil and pretend they're a spaceship.

[Shalot]

The PAM wears tin foil pants oblivious of their propensity to tear and wonders why people leer at her as she walks down the street.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM thinks that blisters are part and parcel of a new pair of shoes

[Shalot]

The PAM likes to pop other people's zits

[kiz_paws]

the PAM likes to play join the dots with other people's zits (a very risky game I hear) :lol:

[papayahed]

the PAM uses bacon grease as a perfume

[Pendragon]

The PAM could use some perfume, being unaware that her head is way overripe....

[symphony]

*gravely* it's now official, PAM has a tail!

[Virgil]

PAM has a real pony tail. :D

[Shalot]

PAM is a pony tail:banana:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM smells like pony tail!

[Shalot]

PAM smells like pony tail!


you're crackin me up this week Robin

The PAM hangs his dirty gym socks from his ceiling as air fresheners

[RobinHood3000]

PAM wishes her clean gym socks smelled as nice as my dirty ones!!

[Shalot]

The PAM forgot that his name was Robin and he keeps introducing himself as PAM


Hi PAM how's it going?

[Pendragon]

The PAM doesn't even know what "Goth" is but insists that she is one...