Pam

[Shalot]

The PAM insists that he is in the Dead Poets Society even though he is clearly not dead since he keeps going on with the Goth thing (he he)

[greenlake]

the pam is a hellbeast goth girl that lives down in a valley because she can hide from life forever.

[kathycf]

With fingers in each nostril, the PAM gaily passes the time...

[Virgil]

PAM wears a fake mustache and glasses to school trying to disguise herself after failing her mid term. It won't help PAM. Study harder for the final. :p

[Virgil]

PAM is one of the ugliest persons I have ever seen.

[papayahed]

The PAM smells like old cheese. Must the gouda he always carries in his pockets.

[Pendragon]

Is the PAM certain it isn't what many in Flordia commonly refer to as "papaya poo"?

[greenlake]

the pam is a dead poet w/ a funny personality.

[Shurtugal]

the PAM is totally from outer space... it actually funny to see her try to interact with people.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM attempted to learn trumpet, but thought that the big end was the end that was to be blown into.... The end result we cannot describe here, but leave us just say it was terribly dreadful... :alien:

[Shalot]

The PAM's nickname is "The Walking Trumpet"

[Pendragon]

Do not be alarmed! Although The PAM doesn't even know we do have a team of scientists working on identifying just what she is...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/MS.jpg

[Dori]

PAM likes displaying self portaits of himself--oversized--to annoy dial-up users.

[weepingforloman]

PAM apparently still uses dial-up.

[greenlake]

the pam is a weeping man who lives in the coolest place of all, masachusetts!

[Dori]

I use satellite internet, but I do keep in mind that some people do use dial-up.

PAM forgot the moon is cooler than massachusetts. Or so it seems when PAM is the only one there...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tried to dazzle her friends with her amazing yo-yo tricks, but wound up wrapping herself all up neat and tidy with the string of the yo-yo and rolled away in embarassment....

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is painfully good natured and unnaturally cheery.

(quite annoying when you're as grumpy as I am and determined to stay that way)

[BlueSkyGB]

This PAM live in the state where my cousin lives....and where I would like to visit.:)

[Shurtugal]

the PAM is the cat who chases the mouse till she gets dissy.

[Dori]

The PAM tried to dazzle her friends with her amazing yo-yo tricks, but wound up wrapping herself all up neat and tidy with the string of the yo-yo and rolled away in embarassment....

There really should be some gender indicators on this forum. I am definately a him.

PAM has a very obscure username. Same with PAPAM. And PAPAPAM. And especially PAPAPAPAM.

[barbara0207]

The PAM should use a really MALE username if he doesn't want to be mistaken for a woman.:p

[Pendragon]

Apparently the PAM is as obsessed with her exact location as us bunch of backwoods hicks, since she puts NW Germany, like I put SW Virginia... Y'all come see us! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/AG.gif

[stephofthenight]

the PAM has lots of sharp objects....kinda scares me

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is painfully good natured and unnaturally cheery.

(quite annoying when you're as grumpy as I am and determined to stay that way)
** Kiz scoffs and hands Bibli a nice glass of Long Island Ice Tea in a gesture of friendship **


There really should be some gender indicators on this forum. I am definately a him.)
Please accept my humble apologies, Dori (I actually did wrestle with gender when I posted, but took a chance -- sadly, heads or tails doesn't always work!)

Anyhow, getting back to PAM and 'nasty comments but not too nasty':

OK, the PAM cannot figure out why her shoes are not comfortable and why people smile when she walks by (with her shoes on the wrong feet).... :p

[stephofthenight]

and i thought that they where adoring my heels...sniff sniff

the PAM is verry creative, and is like a lerpechauin...she has everyones left shoe and puts it ont here right foot...explains my shoes as well.:lol:

[greenlake]

the pam is a texan w/ a broken & torn,but pushin heart.

[stephofthenight]

PAM is a very observan fairy...
but it is broken&torn yet pushing on...
dont ever fall in love, it kills you to fall out of it...

[greenlake]

true true.
the pam is a black rose. the pam is sssooo nice when you talk to this black rose it turns into a red one.

[BibliophileTRJ]

** Kiz scoffs and hands Bibli a nice glass of Long Island Ice Tea in a gesture of friendship **

SEE!?!?!? You've proven my point perfectly! There you go trying to cheer me up again. I will NOT cheer up; but I will gladly accept the drink and (more importantly) friendship.


Now to insult Greenlake..... tough to do when I don't know a person...

The PAM often taste tests the ends of Q-tips after removing something particularly gunky from her ears.

[Virgil]

PAM mixes wine and beer for what he considers a delicious drink.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM loves the taste of the big white "mints" that can be found in men's room urinals.

(Yuck! That even grosses ME out!)

[Virgil]

The PAM loves the taste of the big white "mints" that can be found in men's room urinals.

(Yuck! That even grosses ME out!)

:lol: :lol: That was one of the best entries in this thread ever!!!! Just for that I'm not even going to give you one back. I think I got a tear in my eye from the laughter. Very good. :lol:

Just occured to me that women probably don't even know what you're talking about.

[BibliophileTRJ]

:lol: :lol: That was one of the best entries in this thread ever!!!! Just for that I'm not even going to give you one back. I think I got a tear in my eye from the laughter. Very good. :lol:

Virgil, I appreciate the thought; but hit me with your best shot!!! That's where all the fun of this thread lies.


Just occured to me that women probably don't even know what you're talking about.

Ladies: For those of you who don't frequent men's rooms; there are often white hockey-puck sized deodorant/cleanser tablets placed inside urinals. We men just pee directly onto them or all around them.

[Shurtugal]

PAM is a very observan fairy...
but it is broken&torn yet pushing on...
dont ever fall in love, it kills you to fall out of it...


sorry, my dear friend but i beg to differ. it isn't if you fall in love with the wrong person of course you are going to get hurt. and it's technically your falt (not all the time). but thank you for bringing that up.... you showed me something that helps me understand the worlds veiw evan more.

oh, and the pam has a very, um, different kind of avie. freaked my friend out who was going to join. she did, luckly and you know her as greenlake!

[Pendragon]

I'm still trying to figure out what SHURTU is in relation to the PAM, probably some Anime thingy with weedwhacker hair!

[BlueSkyGB]

The PAM loves the taste of the big white "mints" that can be found in men's room urinals.

(Yuck! That even grosses ME out!)


Loved it.....had to share it with a co-worker..we laughed so loud...part of my staff had to come and see what we were doing.....:lol:
Reminded me of the time a friend asked about the communal handwash....which of course was an urinal....:)

[stephofthenight]

refikki....the monkey off lion king

[papayahed]

The PAM likes warm beer and cold pizza.

[Shalot]

The PAM likes cold coffee and sushi that has been sitting out in the hot sun for a couple of hours. She also fails to brush her teeth after indulging in such a combo and can't understand why no one wants to get up close and personal.

[Virgil]

PAM uses her great great grandmother's wrist watch to time the 100 yard dash. I bet that's not too accurate.

[Shalot]

The PAM wears his great grandmother's wrist watch and panteloans while running the hundred yard dash. Go PAM go.

[Virgil]

The PAM wears his great grandmother's wrist watch and panteloans while running the hundred yard dash. Go PAM go.

:lol: :lol: Touche!


PAM decided that soap wasn't working and now lathers up with a stick of butter in the shower.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is looking for a vet who does hair transplants since he got the mange!

[Shurtugal]

the pam is looking for a vet himself, but having a very hard time seeming that no one will see to take care of a dragon.

[barbara0207]

The PAM is either too stupid or too intelligent to answer my question on the 'stupid questions' thread. Instead he answered a question lightyears away.

[kiz_paws]

PAM thinks that chopsticks are for stabbing the food, and is quite inadequate in the arena of the fine art of chopstick usage... :lol:

[barbara0207]

I never thought chopsticks were for stabbing food of some kind, I thought they were for stabbing the PAM. :lol:

[stephofthenight]

the pam doenst realize the chopstickks are for holding your hair up.....not for eating with

[Shalot]

the PAM was confused and began styling her hair with two forks instead of two chopsticks.

[Shurtugal]

The pam thinks the earth revalves around the sun... duh, other way around.
























(i do know that the earth goes around the sun, just saying that for the record)

[Shalot]

The PAM had to check the encyclopedia before she posted that insult, just to make sure the sun didn't revolve around the earth....

[stephofthenight]

the PAM was confused and began styling her hair with two forks instead of two chopsticks.

that certanily explains why it hurt so much more:lol:

[greenlake]

the pam is a silly person who dosent know which ninga turtle is which!!!!!!

[optimisticnad]

the PAM is a member of Road Dahl's Twits family.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a contradiction in terminology, she’s optimistic, but wonders who, me?...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/alfred_e_neumanS1.jpg

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has inadvertently indicated his passion for a certain magazine, what with that pic posted above..... :lol:

[stephofthenight]

the pam is a silly person who dosent know which ninga turtle is which!!!!!!


lol not my fault tell my parents that ninja turtles wernt promoting homosexuality and i should have been allowed to watch them althou she is probably going to throw water on you...


pam is verry intresting and keeps this place alive...never fear kizz is here

[papayahed]

The PAM is not very good at insulting.

[stephofthenight]

sorry was never good at insultls... the pam thinks that insulting people is kind

[greenlake]

the pam is a silly person whos icon is a black rose!
how cool is that!

[barbara0207]

The PAM is obsessed with crescents.

[Shurtugal]

the pam likes to eat crocadile eggs for breakfeast, lunch, and dinner.

[barbara0207]

That gets boring. I'll eat the cheeky PAM for a change.

[papayahed]

the PAM rubs beet juice on her cheeks for a little color.

[kiz_paws]

the PAM's eyes make beets jealous of the brilliant red hue.... ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is jealous of ANY color, being stuck in black and white...

[greenlake]

the pam is a pen-mouse.

[kiz_paws]

the PAM thinks that putting out barbecue briquettes with her feet is common practice...

[Pendragon]

The PAM has perfected the art of stealing picnic baskets...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/brand.gif

[greenlake]

the pam perfected the arts of being a pen-mouse.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is a lunar fanatic..... or ..... lunatic for short.... heck.... just plain loony!

[greenlake]

Lonny!!!!!!!!lonny!!!!!!!! You Can Call Me Crazy But Lonny!!!!!!!! Out Of The Question. The Pam Is A Crazzy Lonny Toon With No Clothes On And Calling People Short And Plain Lonny!!!! He Is All Of The Above.

[Shurtugal]

the pam abouve me is still waring a dress that she ripped on the moon, it shows here rear you see.

[Pendragon]

Rumor has it that the PAM is actually green due to daily imersions in a lake that has no outlet...

hummmmm. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/FairyRipple.gif

[Shurtugal]

truth be told, our dear pen, pam, is dead... that was his ghost typing.... run for your life people!

p.s. good-by! *sob*

[barbara0207]

The PAM writes obituaries before the person in question knows they're dead.

Hey, Pen, in case you're still alive:
Mark Twain is said to have written on a similar occasion that he thought the news of his death were rather exaggerated. :D

[The Bookinator]

The PAM talks to dead people. And the dead people aren't to happy about that.
*ducks rotten veggies*

[stephofthenight]

the pam, spends her free time picking up the rotten veggies thrown at her in performence and spends her time petting them...:)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's fixations on black roses is driving the nations horticulturists crazy!

[greenlake]

rumer has it that the pam,yesterday, sssooo............hes back from the dead!!!! :-o

[kiz_paws]

The PAM eats the vegetables that get tossed at her...

p.s. LOVED that Yogi image, Pen :)

[The Bookinator]

The PAM secretly dresses up like Yogi and does the chicken dance when nobody's looking.

[greenlake]

the pam is a banana geek that dances.

[Pendragon]

The PAM goes around singing "It's Not Easy Being Green...." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Mermaid.gif

[barbara0207]

Last week the PAM inadvertently drank from his inkpot. He's all black now.

[Bakiryu]

Pam ate all of Germany's sauerkraut and is currently being chased with pitchforks all over the mountains :)

[barbara0207]

*pants* I had a narrow escape! :D

The PAM is in a very blue mood, because the rain keeps dripping into her caravan.

[Bakiryu]

so true.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s3/Blood_Moon222/Picture073.jpg

The pam realized she had gained 500 pounds from eating all that much and is now stealing gym equipement. Bad pAM!

[Shalot]

the PAM is still auditioning for the cover art on the Morton's Salt label. Little does she know that they have already made their selection and the little girl in the blue background carrying the umbrella is here to say

(did anyone see The Secret Window? Wasn't it funny how the character's name was Mortan Rainy? You gotta love things like that)

[Pendragon]

The PAM was in a comercial for

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/208254.jpg,

the smell still follows her around...

[Bakiryu]

the pam angered an ancient dragon and is currently living on onion soup inside its stomach :)

[stephofthenight]

the pam likes to waltz with tomatoes, and cucombers maake them smile,,,

[Bakiryu]

the pam is a tomato killer!

[barbara0207]

The PAM will starve herself to death, because she never has any food in the house. She's already as skinny as her avatar. :D

[Bakiryu]

I can't insult the pam :bawling:!!!! (Even thought what she says is probably true. Somebody will force-feed sooner or later. *Shudders*)

[Shalot]

The PAM is cowering in front of her keyboard, too afraid to type an insult

[Virgil]

PAM purposely picked a religious avatar so that no one woud dare insult her.

[Shurtugal]

pam runs around naked at night when she/he turns in a ware-wolf at night, which is really nothing wrong for they have fur covering them up. but the problam lies when they didn't know of there run and has several times almost walked outside still thinking they are fully dressed! good thing they haven't quite done that yet.

[kiz_paws]

the PAM got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and screamed the blazes ... it appears that she looked into a mirror ...

btw... it is said to NEVER look into a mirror when it is dark... **ghastly music**

[papayahed]

The PAM has dyed her hair Green to match her favorite food - Peas

[rabid reader]

PAM is the third best brownie

[Pendragon]

The PAM missed her last rabies shot...

[stephofthenight]

the pam terrorizes his neighbors while riding his neon pink fuzzy dragon around town and turning houses into candy drops...

[Shalot]

the PAM terrorizes her town by riding around all broken and torn but still pushing on. While the townspeople appreciate her spirit, they wish she would at least get a bandaid or something (that's gross PAM)

[stephofthenight]

the pam runs around stealing all the pink panther, and barbie bandaids from the people who need them...(thats mean pam)

[Bakiryu]

the pam got a haircurler stuck in her pretty white hair and now runs screaming at random passerby to get it out!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tried to put lipstick on but wound up looking like that clown pic that she posted a while back .... !! No PAM No ... not all around your lips! :p

[Shurtugal]

the pam tried to her perm her hair at home once but left the permer on to long and burnt all her hair off.

[NikolaiI]

PAM was just here to get attention...lousy attention getter.

[Bakiryu]

PAM likes to prank call old people!

[Shurtugal]

PAM was just here to get attention...lousy attention getter.
oh, that's harsh. i'll get you!

pam sleeps with her teddybear called boo-boo and sucks her thumb.

[Bakiryu]

oh, that's harsh. i'll get you!

pam sleeps with her teddybear called boo-boo and sucks her thumb.

Nope! My teddybear's name is Lily! ha!

Pam chases butterflies to make starberry jam!

[barbara0207]

The PAM doesn't want to grow up, so she will never be taller than 1,20 m, like Günter Grass' tin drummer.

Edit: That was meant for Shurtu, of course. Wouldn't dream of insulting Baki. But then again, why shouldn't I?

[Bakiryu]

Ha! I wish any part of me was tiny.

The pam can't make up her mind because she lost it 3 years ago in a ditch somewhere!

[barbara0207]

Yes, and if the PAM were a nice person, she'd help me look for it!! :(

[Pendragon]

Does the PAM know how difficult it is to go around forced to insult perfect strangers? Unless of course, she is an imperfect stranger, in which case, anything others have said is probably true... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/BrideofFrankie.gif

[Shurtugal]

yeah, i agree with pam! and why does everyone want to be mean to me today?! ok, i know this can be an insulting website, but everyone seems to be really prying on me. and why won't anyone insult baki? i want answers! am i being rood or mean?

[Bakiryu]

Ok: I'll insult Baki for you! Evil Baki! *SMACKS SELF WITH NEWSPAPER*

[hedbanger]

yeah, i agree with pam! and why does everyone want to be mean to me today?! ok, i know this can be an insulting website, but everyone seems to be really prying on me. and why won't anyone insult baki? i want answers! am i being rood or mean?

It's how I show love. -nod-

[Shurtugal]

pam has a very, um, odd way of showing her love. (but i'm glad she shows it to me! :D

[hedbanger]

Pam is too snuggly not to love. <3

[papayahed]

The PAM collects used gum from underneath tables and bedposts.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is stuck in an old Abbott and Costello routine...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is addicted to old Abbott and Costello routines :lol:

[rabid reader]

PAM changed her avatar.

[hedbanger]

PAM needs a hug.

[stephofthenight]

pam is like a teddy bear, a hug when you need it but always plotting your distruction.:)

[rabid reader]

pam has some bizarre teddy bears

[stephofthenight]

the pam is oblivious to teddybear rath

[Shurtugal]

i must agree with pam

[barbara0207]

The PAM doesn't know how to insult a person properly.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats blue crayons regularly because she likes what it does to her teeth.

[barbara0207]

The PAM gets it all wrong. Of course I eat green crayons! Who would ever think of eating blue ones!

[stephofthenight]

the pam steals everyones green, yellow and blue crayons and eats them...no not my crayons..i need those pam...BAD PAM...

blue+yellos=green

[kiz_paws]

The PAM refuses to associate with her alter-ego, the Teddy.... ;)

[Shalot]

The PAM has conversations outloud in public with all of her alter egos. We hoped she was actually on the phone, but there was no head set....

[greenlake]

the pam is a spider that lives in a valley that talks to a fly instead of eatting it.

[kiz_paws]

PAM thinks the hard kernals left at the bottom of the popcorn bag are to be savoured as the best part of the treat...

[Pendragon]

If the PAM is "Not Your Avarage Bear" perhaps that explains the cat in her current atvar. Come out of the closet, have you, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/yogi11c.jpg

[Shurtugal]

if pam is in a deads poet society, why does he write poetry?

[papayahed]

The PAM make jewlery out of the hard kernals in the bottom of the popcorn bag.

[Bakiryu]

the pam wears a papaya like a hat that's why she's called PAPAYA-HEAD!

[Pendragon]

And here I always thought Homunculi were mythical so Ryu has to go and prove it...can't trust anyone, nowadays... sigh http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Grin.gif

[kitten]

the PAM can not decide on a font color.

[Shurtugal]

pam has an awsome avie!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's too good at compliments, and lousy at insults. :p

[kalextavares]

hello everybody how can I comunicate with you all?
I'm a newcomer

[Shalot]

oh PAM. For your first post ever you put it in the Insult the PAM thread?

Well for starters, your username is so weird that not even you can pronounce it. PAM, will you ever be back?

[Bakiryu]

Pam is not the lady of Shalott but the lady of Shalot *laughts* onions, anyone?

(I love Kalex username I sound so cool saying it!)

[Shalot]

that's awesome. I award you the best Shalot joke on litnet award. (well at least everyone knows how to spell it now.)

The PAM - crap. I can't even insult the PAM now. I am so embarrassed, humbled and amused at this point. The best I can come up with is that the PAM is a poop face.

[Virgil]

PAM laughs at people with poop faces.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM looked in the mirror and gasped ... we are ALL poop faces! :alien:

[stephofthenight]

the pam can only see herself in the mirror but thinks its the world, therforth coming to the conclusion the world is poopy faced

[kiz_paws]

The PAM wishes she had a mirror, but alas, it cracked (for whatever reason, I'll not say...) :lol:

[stephofthenight]

the pam doesnt understand my fear of mirrors, and the hate i have for what i seer looking back at me,

the pam will become a mirror friend as a mirror will eat them

[kiz_paws]

[mirrors DO eat you, if you look into them after midnight, in the dark!] :alien:

The PAM decided that her toothpaste would taste real good on some rye toast, so that is what she had for breakfast. :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM probably shaves the soles of her feet. ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's guitar playing has been compaired to the sound a cat would make if stepped upon by a horse... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GuitarMan.gif

[greenlake]

the pam is a dead poet who lives in a society of other poets who call him "a pen mouse" the kids call him "a pen mousie".

[Shurtugal]

dear, dear pam, you have come to a thread that i full of insults. be prepaired to cry, for most people aren't as nice as i! besides, you still need to hem that rup that goes to your rear, everyone here has noticed it. i advise to do that before posting here again.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too nice to post an insult. Need I say more? ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM is always seen carrying round a rather large pumpkin she has named "Dwight".

[Pensive]

The person above me doesn't mind pressing the red button which can be a source of displeasure for many! :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM's role as "The Bluebird of Happiness" has of late been questionable...

[Pensive]

The person above me, for a great poet like himself, is not realising that perhaps insulting someone can bring happiness later and do some good for him/herself as well as the others! :p

[Shurtugal]

ok, at the request of kiz paws i have to be mean. so if any feelings are hurt point all fingures to her. (just saying that for future referance)

um... ok.... now what to say... something mean, right?... that is funny yet it could be taken as truth.... SWEET DIBLETS!!!! i hate being mean sometimes it's so hard!

pam has a head the size of a watermelon.. that is why she can't walk strait and finds herself bumping into walls.

[Pensive]

The person above me is exaggerating a lot! :p


ok, at the request of kiz paws i have to be mean. so if any feelings are hurt point all fingures to her. (just saying that for future referance)

Don't worry, it's like a make-something-up game. :)

[Shurtugal]

the reason why pam is flapping her wings so much is that she's falling head over heals for this handsome bird flew by. she called out to it flirting but when the bird turner around it was a she! fly as fast as you can pam!

[kiz_paws]

PAM tried to be insulting, but when she tried to bite back the words, they kicked and screamed all the way down her windpipe and came back in flames, which shocked and shook the LitNet Community... :alien: :alien:

[Pensive]

The person above me can think of nothing but flirting between shes and hes, even in birds, perhaps because of watching Disney cartoons too much! :p

*edit* that was for the person above the person above me. :p

And for the person above me, she has also started liking insulting others for mere enjoyment. :p

[Virgil]

PAM's feathers have been falling out lately.

[barbara0207]

The PAM is lucky to live in the city that never sleeps. Otherwise his howling would wake the whole city up!

[Bakiryu]

Pam woke up one day and realized she wants to take over the world, then she bought a pod and joined Vader on death star.

[barbara0207]

Yes, but sorry to say he had no use for me (I'm computer-illiterate) and threw me out. :bawling:

And all that is the fault of the wicked PAM who sent me there!

[Bakiryu]

Pam has vowed revenge of the dark side by forming her own "BOOK SIDE!" FEAR THE POWER OF LITERATURE!

(i loves Darth Vader)

[barbara0207]

The Force will be with me! My revenge will be terrible!

And the Vader-loving PAM had better go into hiding! *Exits with a flourish*

[greenlake]

the pam is a very,very sad italian whose name is barbra0207.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM could not keep up with the witticisms of the true Star Wars fans, and feebly tried to make a bit of an insult, which fell on deaf ears... may the force be with you :sick:

[Shurtugal]

force was with pam, until she turned to the dark side and killed everyone on litnet... get her!

p.s. who'd taht guy on you signiture?

[Bakiryu]

(Kurt Cobain Lead singer of Nirvana)

pAM is being chased with pitchforks by dark elves! run pam!

(THe force is with me! Vader Haters will tremble)

[kiz_paws]

p.s. who'd taht guy on you signiture?
That is one of my favorite musical people, Kurt Cobain, 'king of grunge' YAY! :)


I got away from those pitchforks but now they are after you, PAM! Look out!!

[Bakiryu]

Nope they have returned to to punish ye for yer wrong use of 'THE FORCE'

[Shalot]

The PAM stinks but she doesn't know it so she has absolutely no clue why people are spraying glade and body spray toward her.

[Shurtugal]

pam got onion breath so now she where's vaders helmet to keep from other people knowing.

[Shalot]

The PAM lines her drawers with onion scented sachet's so that all her clothes will smell like onions.


(Pendragon should compose a poem in the style of Tennyson and it should be called the Lady of the Shalot and it should describe my posts here on LitNet. Then I should log out forever and sign up with a new user name so that I can free myself of this onion stigma)

[Shurtugal]

i only did that because i couldn't think of any thing else. shalot doesn't sound like onions to me. pams to touchy.

[Shalot]

The PAM wears tube socks on her hands. Everyday. To switch it up she'll wear the ones with the orange stripes on the left hand and the ones with the blue stripes on the right hand. Sometimes she will create even more interest by wearing two pair on each hand and scrunching the top layer so that the original sock stripe is showing. PAM, I think you just might be the next Versace.

[Shurtugal]

ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did you know?

[Shalot]

The PAM tried to tie the velcro straps on her velcro tennis shoes.

[Bakiryu]

the pam stole vader's helmet and is currently being searched for by mad Vader fans!

[stephofthenight]

the pam stole my hill :(

[Pendragon]

The PAM's morbid facination with gaveyards has caused her to be mistaken for "Ressurection Mary"... http://www.prairieghosts.com/resurcem.html

[The Bookinator]

The PAM is being hunted down by Saint George. Run Pen!

[Virgil]

PAM is bookish by his own admission. :p

[Shalot]

The PAM breathes heavily through his nose and it make a whistling sound. Open your mouth PAM! Blow your nose. Do something!

[Virgil]

PAM would forget her head if it weren't attached. Almost lost your ipod I see. :p ;)

[Pensive]

The person above me reveres Freud. :p (Don't knowif you do or don't, Virgil, but one can always make things up! :p)

[symphony]

the pam doesnt realise the blissful sensation coffee gives!! damn!! ur missing a heaven out there pensive ;)
oh and hi by the way! :D

[Virgil]

The person above me reveres Freud. :p (Don't knowif you do or don't, Virgil, but one can always make things up! :p)

:lol: :lol: I think Freud is a fraud. Truly.

PAM plants eggs in her garden, trying to grow eggplants. :p

[stephofthenight]

:lol: :lol: I think Freud is a fraud. Truly.

PAM plants eggs in her garden, trying to grow eggplants. :p

how do you grow them then???

the pam, is a coconuting pineapple:lol:

[Pensive]

The person above me can't figure out any better way to tame children than smacking them.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is constantly flapping her wings; but NEVER seems to get anywhere.

p.s. What's wrong with smacking children? It's one of my favorite pass-times.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has just admitted to what is at least a misdemeanor and probably a felony, assault on juveniles... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Caveman.gif

[stephofthenight]

the pam needs to read the drug problem thred in genral chat...:)

[greenlake]

the pam needs a lover to fix that heart with the glue of love.

[Shurtugal]

this pam is going camping and we'll all miss her very much! (i thought you left already?)

[stephofthenight]

the pam is like a cute little kitty, furry and adorable...but also eats shoes...lol jk pam ur amazin

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM has just admitted to what is at least a misdemeanor and probably a felony, assault on juveniles...

Illegal ... but, SO MUCH FUN!

The PAM was once given a "swirlie" by the school bully and like the look so much that to this day she styles her hair that way.

(swirlie = forcibly inserting someones head into toilet & then flushing)

[Bakiryu]

the pam needs to learn how to capitalize. Bad grammar pam!

[BibliophileTRJ]

the pam needs to learn how to capitalize. Bad grammar pam!
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

The PAM might not be so insensitive ;) if she knew the the PAPAM (me) didn't even finish the 8th grade.

[BlueSkyGB]

This PAM is from the land of Smelly Salmon:lol: ..at least according to my cousin who lives up there.....

[BibliophileTRJ]

True enough....but not for long!

The PAM searches through store after store trying to find "Eau de Kitty Litter".

[Bakiryu]

The pam has decided to wear only leather and now smells really funky after a full day in the sun!

[Shurtugal]

pam is in enternal sleep... exsplains the bad grammer.

edit.
was for bibli.

[stephofthenight]

the pam is to adorable to insult

[Shurtugal]

pam makes no sense... or was that me?

[papayahed]

The PAM can often be seen wearing a hat made of beer cans and yarn.

[BibliophileTRJ]

....which would coordinate so well with the PAM's beer can & yarn g-string!!

[Shurtugal]

pam is in eternal sleep... that's why their grammer is terrible.

[Bakiryu]

Pam resembles Yoda that's why her ears are pointy and her toes are green!

[Virgil]

PAM couldn't speak French if she were living in Paris for a year.

[rabid reader]

PAM has an unflattering POV of PAPAM (Poster above the poster above me)

[papayahed]

The PAM likes kick puppies.

[rabid reader]

PAM has an eerie knowledge of my hobbies :)

[papayahed]

The PAM is confused about the rules of this thread, or has it mixed up with the other non-insult PAM thread.

[Pendragon]

This from the PAM who is playing baseball and can't even remember who's on first? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/dodo.gif

[stephofthenight]

pam is addicted to random smileys so much, that he is turning himself into one, and hopeing that he can get out of the computer after he gets in...
bye bye

[Bakiryu]

The pam wears a dress made of sewn lilies and a paper bag above her head

[Shurtugal]

pam wares a green frock, with pink socks, brown gloves, red shoes, and has blue hair that is covered with a red cap.

[Shalot]

pam wares a green frock, with pink socks, brown gloves, red shoes, and has blue hair that is covered with a red cap.

PAM is wearing a green frock backwars and inside out with pink socks on her hands and brown gloves on her feet. Her blue hair is blowing in the wind while her red cap is tied around her neck with a string because she thought it was a pendant. How long have you been here on earth PAM?

[Madhuri]

The PAM has one half of her hair coloured in flouroscent green and the other half in flouroscent pink. She thinks its looking cool.

[Pendragon]

The PAM likes green eggs and ham and will gladly eat them with a goat in a boat! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/smiley_emoticons_segen.gif

[Shurtugal]

PAM was is going around saying goodluck chants backward, whick means they became bad luck. well he put all these "good luck" chants around him that if he moves from his seat off the computar he'll get lots of bad luck. that explains why he's on the computar for hours on end.

[stephofthenight]

the pam spends so much time on lit net that she is quickly going crosseyed, so she gets an "x" and puts it on the end of her nose thinking this will help, it does not so she now runs around screaming im a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my____! lol

[Bakiryu]

the pam only comes out at night *whisper, whisper* her neighbors think she's a vampyre!

[Shurtugal]

Pam should be more careful of what roses she should pick, one just might poke her.

*i ment that for steph*

[kiz_paws]

The PAM slurps her tea so loudly that people actually hold their ears when she is amongst them ;)

[stephofthenight]

Pam should be more careful of what roses she should pick, one just might poke her.

*i ment that for steph*



then you will love the fact that i met a rose bush personaly, and am picking thorns out of me from everywhere...so far ive removed 35...keep finding more...darn you for jenxing me lol...

the pam is a purble bear and a blue cat in one, so she souns like rawmeowr

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a Black Rose from Texas? I thought roeses were Yellow in Texas? Now she's got me confused....

[papayahed]

The PAM has eaten so many Radishes he's acutally starting to look like one.

[greenlake]

the pam is a papaya head!!!!!!!! who lives in Michigan.

[Shurtugal]

Pam just got back from camping in the woods where there are no tolits... the problam lies where she forgot to bring tolit paper!

[barbara0207]

Them PAM is now insulting her PAMs properly - at last. Maybe she isn't as innocent as she made out at the beginning?

[Shurtugal]

Pam can't get over me not being able to insult correctly!

[papayahed]

I know you can do it. There has to be an insult in there somewhere.

The PAM likes to wear flowers in her hair, unfortunately she always picks unwisely and end up with a poison ivy hat.

[greenlake]

Pam just got back from camping in the woods where there are no tolits... the problam lies where she forgot to bring tolit paper!

yes there was toilets and showers. and drinking water

[greenlake]

whos on first,the papaya head or the one before the papaya head the one w/ the silver hand?

[Shurtugal]

Pam love the moon so much that she posed like it for months on end... what happened next was she ended up with a hunch back and her for head exstends several inches abouve her head.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM giggles every time she does something foolish. Which means the PAM is pretty happy most of the time. :p