Pam

[Pendragon]

The PAM thought she had won a free scholarship to Hogwarts!! Maybe she should have paid more attention to that Squeal! on the end! Hope she's having fun with all those pigs with skin blemishes... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Piggy.gif

[stephofthenight]

the pam doesnt know much about texas, because at least where i live, yellow roses are rare...we manly have pink,purple,red, roses. and my black roses, where special ordered from some weird place...kinda hard to find, most are purple and they call them black :( stupid heads! lol.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats nothing but Baked Beans and Ketchup, she can never sneak up on people because they smell her coming.

[NikolaiI]

The PAM is a slanderer...scoundrel. I enter my name to the thread, and now I in turn will be slandered I suppose, by all of you...slanderers!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM's avatar smoked itself to smithareens and made the PAM turn green! :sick:

[Virgil]

PAM walks barefoot on rocks to wear down the calluses. Hmm, I bet it gives you larger calluses PAM, not smaller. You'll have to rethink that. ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a crafty old wolf who waits for contests to almost end then slips in a last minute entry that cops the prize, sneaky, sneaky...:lol: :lol: :lol:

[greenlake]

x( you again.jk.
hey, your still a pen-mouse.

[barbara0207]

One of these days the PAM will be spiked by that moon of hers - she seems too much in love with him.

[Virgil]

The PAM is a crafty old wolf who waits for contests to almost end then slips in a last minute entry that cops the prize, sneaky, sneaky...:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: No I don't wait for it to end. I just need some time to think it over. :lol:

PAM has identified herself as the 207th Barb. You're just a number PAM. :p

[barbara0207]

PAM has identified herself as the 207th Barb. You're just a number PAM. :p

Yes, living in The Matrix does that kind of thing to you ...:alien:

The PAM seems to be a bit slow ... in ... the ... up ... take ... if he has to think about his contributions so long ...:lol:

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has a hard time saying words with more than 1 syllable.

[greenlake]

the pam is a harry potter geek like me,a crazy dancing banana that lives in hogwarts........ and is a pig.

[Bakiryu]

the pam is a smart blonde!

[Pendragon]

x( you again.jk.
hey, your still a pen-mouse.


And the downside of that would be...? :lol:

The PAM was last seen at a tea party with a March Hare, a dormouse, a fussy blonde Brit girl, and a little man in a big hat that loked like Martin Short...

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to dress like Mr. Peanut.

[The Bookinator]

the pam is a harry potter geek like me,a crazy dancing banana that lives in hogwarts........ and is a pig.


Well, it is true that I'm "messy" (aka a slob).

Glad to meet a fellow HP nut job. Speaking of nuts. . .



The PAM is allergic to Mr. Peanut.

[The Bookinator]

the pam is a harry potter geek like me,a crazy dancing banana that lives in hogwarts........ and is a pig.


Well, it is true that I'm "messy" (aka a slob). :D :D :D

Glad to meet a fellow HP nut job. Speaking of nuts. . .


The PAM is allergic to Mr. Peanut.

[Pendragon]

The Pam admits to being a slob, so maybe I should rewrite that Obit I just wrote for her...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/PIG8.jpg

[papayahed]

The PAM wears those big oversized plastic glasses even though he doesn't need them.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM's favorite type of music is the sound of breaking wind.

[Bakiryu]

The pam likes to dress in a Michael Jackson mask when he goes out to hunt!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is indeed traveling in a caravan-- she's a camel...

[greenlake]

the pam is a smart blonde!

thank you i am.

[greenlake]

still a pen mouse but if he gets meaner tell me so i can call him pen rat!!!!!!!!!!

[Bakiryu]

the pam is so mean she's insulting P-DRAGON!

[Shurtugal]

this Pam is so nice that she ends up insulting herself.

p.s. pens not being mean, everyone here pulls someones leg one way or another.

[Pendragon]

The Dragon cannot insult one who just took up for him, so he passes his turn.

But Greenlake, why would I even think PenMouse an insult anyway? I am Pen and my wife is Mouse, the nickname I fondly gave here almost 30 years ago. Above me as I type are mouse figures I have bought her down through the years. There is a stuffed "Godfeather" penguin she bought me here on my desk. You know that sneering, tough-talking penguin I use time to time? Well she bought me one. I have a Mouse and Quill symbol I love. No insult at all.

Pendragon and Mouse

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/MouseQuill.jpg

[papayahed]

hmmmm...keep this up and I may feel bad saying the PAM is such a fan of the Green Bay Packers that he wears a Cheese hat constantly only nobody told him that the hats are actually made of foam and just look like cheese, so the PAM is walking around with a hunk of cheddar wondering where that smell is coming from...


ha I was wrong, I don't feel bad at all. (I love this thread)

[Virgil]

PAM keeps a spreadsheet on how many times she steps in dog do-do.

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks a spread sheet is a command given to bed linen..:lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM things motherboard means mom has got tired of hearing the same old story...

[greenlake]

ooooohhhhhh! now you are brass!!! what instrument do you play?

[kiz_paws]

PAM, if you'd take those bananas out of your ears, you'd hear that it was a piano! :lol:

[Pendragon]

Actually, if the PAM wasn't so busy trying to keep her dress from flying away, she might have heard that my main insturment is a bass guitar...speciffically, this one: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/MyBass.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Nada.gif

[kiz_paws]

Oh, and if it were only a drum, then I could truly say:

Take your drum and BEAT IT! :lol:

[p.s. Very cool bass, Pen!]

[Pendragon]

Um, actually, now that the PAM mentions it... I also play drums some, so I guess I gotta beat it.... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/chief.gif

[greenlake]

where are you going if you were leaving?

[barbara0207]

The PAM thinks she is in the 'stupid questions' thread. But this is the 'insult' thread. That is why the PAM is now being insulted by me. Hah, that's fun! :lol:

[symphony]

charmed by funny things, the PAM has become a funny material herself.... tut tut.

[barbara0207]

Well, I don't mind being 'funny material' - as long as people laugh about my jokes, not about my personality. :D

The PAM is going to fall in the mud if she doesn't learn to ride properly.

[symphony]

and its about time the PAM fixes up an avatar for herself. ;)

[barbara0207]

Ooooh, must I? 1. Can't find a pic that I like. 2. Afraid it may go as wrong as when I tried to post a pic on the other thread. (Probably # 2 is the main reason)

The PAM makes innocent posters cry by forcing them to create an avatar. :bawling:

[symphony]

no pressure if u dont want to, an avatar always adds a bit of color to ur posts, thats just it.

the PAM goes weepy over trivial stuff as this!! ^_^

[barbara0207]

Yes, she does, and over a lot more trivial stuff, too. :D

The PAM has no stamina if she tries to take back or weaken her perfectly good insult. :p

[symphony]

at least i dont get sloppy over anything and everything :D , so unlike the PAM(she implies it herself!)

[barbara0207]

The PAM is too sloppy to make some rhymes in my 'Rhyming couplets' thread (in the games section)! :p

[symphony]

lol i should have a go at it, about time! :p

PAM lures ppl into threads by insulting them!

[barbara0207]

*chuckles* Brilliant idea, isn't it? I thought there must be more people on this forum who can rhyme. :D

The PAM will cry over the poor Bedouin's fate because she takes the thread too seriously.

[symphony]

Actually i didnt take the trouble to read the whole thing before rhyming, just went random after reading the last rhyme. :p More demonstrations, as if its necessary, of my laziness!!

the PAM is underestimating some ppl ;)

[greenlake]

*poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*

hi.
hosie.
i like horsie.
I WANT HORSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWEET

[Nightshade]

PAM seems to have posted in the wrong thread.:confused:

[Shalot]

The PAM fails to understand the comedic stylings of greenlake :p

[Nightshade]

Pam is a type of leek


:p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has two eyeballs that look exactly like one of those smilies in her avatar! :lol:

[symphony]

the PAM is almost letting go of her skirt!! :eek:

[Pendragon]

The PAM named her horse "Gunpowder" after the one in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and now can't figure out why this headless rider keeps throwing pumpkins at her...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Pumpkin15.gif

[symphony]

PAM likes picking up on my innocent horse!! :(

[greenlake]

the pam likes to pick her nose while she rides that horse of hers.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection od nose pickings...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM wants to pick her nose but sadly cannot due to the Edward Scissorhands hands she sports... ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to use Peanut Butter and Hair Gel and can't figure out why squirrels are always chasing her..

[kiz_paws]

The PAM likes to use Peanut Butter and Hair Gel and can't figure out why squirrels are always chasing her..

Hey, that actually sounds good! ;)

OK, the PAM likes to eat toffee so much that her teeth are slowly being ground down by crunching and chewing it so much!

[Pendragon]

Does the PAM not realize toffee would stick teeth together not grind them down? Does she sand her floor with butter? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Hummm.gif

[greenlake]

the pam is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stay away from him!!!!!!!!!
he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shalot]

the Pam is unable to express emphasis without the excessive use of the exclamation point

[Bakiryu]

The pam loves imitating her avatar so much she gets drunk everyday and chases squirrels on the park :)

[Shalot]

ouch! The PAM can't hold her liquor and is addicted to internet porn involving squirrels :nod: .

[Bakiryu]

every time the pam sings opera in the bathtub dogs howl in pain!

[Shurtugal]

Pam don't talk about yourself like that!

[papayahed]

The PAM is convinced she can understand squirrel speak and can be found most days in the park trying to converse with squirrels about the latest fall fashions.

[Shalot]

The PAM can dig her own grave instead of asking everyone else if they can do it for her

[papayahed]

The PAM drinks cold coffee and warm beer - quuite the refined palate..

[Bakiryu]

the pam lives on a diet of only green papayas!

[Pendragon]

The PAM, so full of joy, she doesn't know if she's a girl or a boy!

[Bakiryu]

I do so know! (it's just that calling someone a fangirl it's insulting!)

the pam so evil, Sauron is his servant!

[Pendragon]

Hummm, PAM. Sauron, Sauron. Oh. Him!. Dragons are so long-lived you know, we forget people. Like Tom Bonbadil, the ring had no power over dragons. Why do you think that Balrog was hiding out in Moria, because he liked the smell of Orcs? You'll have to come up with a better insult than that, me pretty little toff! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/dragfire.gif

[Bakiryu]

*racks up brain for dragony insult* *oooh, I know* the PAM's scales are tye-dyed! (ha!~beat that!)

[Shurtugal]

how dare PAM say that to a fellow dragon! it would be a shame to do that! that is why you have been sent to DRH (dragon's rehab). PAm died her scales so often that they alcohal in the die made her a little tipsy.

[Virgil]

PAm isw missing a nose in her avatar.

[papayahed]

The PAM isn't fuzzy and made of felt.

[Pendragon]

Whoa! I heard the the PAM was trying for a new look but wasn't that a little too far? :lol:

[Pendragon]

Must I insult myself?

Ah, It's not easy being green,
Spending each day the color of leaves...
And knowing that darn Swedish Chef knows a good recipe
For Frog legs au gratin avec fromage…

[barbara0207]

The PAM should undergo plastic surgery: protruding eyes, no nose to speak of, mouth way too wide, unhealthy green skin ...

[Pendragon]

The PAM knows all about plastic since she is actually a store manikin...

[Shurtugal]

PAm has betrade his dragon name... kermit the frog, pen? how dragon is that? *sob*

[Bakiryu]

the pam betrays her dragony nature with an elvish avatar, why pam? whyyyyyyy?! :bawling:

[Shurtugal]

PAM, my dragon on my sig. did not do justice to dragons at all... and it is an elf that i made as an avie... no dragon seemed fit for the job to do so.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses Licorice Laces as Jewelry.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM eats her licorice laces and trips over those flip flopping shoes!

[jon1jt]

the PAM climbs a mountain of rocks to see the ocean. :)

[Shalot]

the PAM cooks his old shoes in gravy and serves it up for dinner

[jon1jt]

the PAM cooks his old shoes in gravy and serves it up for dinner

:lol: hey you forgot about the socks too. :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM dresses like Gilligan on a daily basis.

[greenlake]

the pam is a muppit from michigan. how did u find ur muppit in u?

[Pendragon]

The PAM needs fining for gross misspelling of the word "muppet"...

[Pendragon]

PAm has betrade his dragon name... kermit the frog, pen? how dragon is that? *sob*
Better, Shurtu? It's Uncle Deadly, The Phantom of the Muppet Theater!

[barbara0207]

The PAM has been drinking ...
A bit too much of that Curacao Blue, huh?

[Bakiryu]

The pam is a GNOME! who works at a circues swallowing used socks!

[barbara0207]

The Pam has got that wrong. It's used shoes, of course!

The Pam is afraid of eeny weeny spiders, crying "Eeeeeek, kill it, kill it!" whenever she sees one.

Only there isn't anybody around to kill it for her ...

[Shalot]

The PAM works at the circus with the GNOME as Inspector Scok Sniffer, sniffing the socks for the GNOME to swallow. Sheeewwww

[barbara0207]

Ha, gotcha! The Pam was way too slow this time! *dances around her computer*

[Bakiryu]

the pam is in truth a giant spider, all the little spiders that stalk Baki are her kids!

[barbara0207]

Actually two in one - snake and spider! Get the Pam, me kids! *Pam runs off screaming*

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to scare little children and kick puppies.

[Shurtugal]

PAM is such a pig.

[papayahed]

PAM is such a pig.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're getting better at the insults..kinda;)


The PAM wears those pointy Madonna bras to school/work (I think school).

[barbara0207]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're getting better at the insults..kinda;)


Ha ha, that's what I was going to say ...

The PAM doesn't even know what a bra is.

[Shurtugal]

Speaking of pigs, PAM lives in a pig stie, where no life lives and the cold always creeps, death abounds and hate lives.

[barbara0207]

The PAM is utterly wrong. The pigs in my pig-sty are extremely friendly animals, albeit a bit smelly ...

The PAM doesn't know the first thing about pig-sties.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has done something or other! This just came flying by! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/flyingpig.gif

[kiz_paws]

The PAM gets himself all mussed up trying to catch those flying pigs of his! :lol:

[Shurtugal]

PAM has no hands all paws...

[barbara0207]

The PAM is too keen on dying. How about enjoying life?:D

[papayahed]

The PAM picks her nose in public.

[Shalot]

the PAM pronounces the word public with a long u and can't understand why she gets strange looks when she says something along the lines of "I just hate dealing with the pubelic at work," or "Are you going to wear that in pubelic?" Phonics, PAM. Phonics.

[Pendragon]

What does the PAM know?

[Shalot]

What doesn't the PAM think he knows? :p

(or um er, I think I said that right. hmmmm:confused: )

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a Jedi gone over to the Darkside...

[Shalot]

The PAM is a Jedi gone over to the Darkside...

To me, that's a compliment.

[Bakiryu]

The PAM has the power to sprout pretty pink flowers from her nose and scare little lasses!

[greenlake]

the pam is a wandering soul that lives nowhere.

[Bakiryu]

That's not insulting, that's poetic! I can't insult you now!

[kiz_paws]

OK ... time to double insult! The two of you were last seen wearing little green elf costumes and handing out "Welcome To WalMart" coupons...

;)

[Bakiryu]

OK ... time to double insult! The two of you were last seen wearing little green elf costumes and handing out "Welcome To WalMart" coupons...

;)

Nope, not insulting. I did this at Christmas last year.

PAM needs to get better insults! ha!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is in search of herself, or as we say here in the mountains, couldn't find her bum with both hands and a map! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/ROFL.gif

[Shurtugal]

The PAM is too keen on dying. How about enjoying life?:D

i'm not stuck on dieing... i think it's just a wonderful topic (to a degree) but living is just as painful and wonderful, if not more.


____


Pam is all smiles,no brains.

















i don't really mean that.... but it was the first thing that came to mind.

[greenlake]

we meet again...........you elf!!!!................i cant insult you now. im too tired.

[Shalot]

The PAM goes out to her mailbox and looks inside everytime the little "you've got mail" envelope icon thingie shows up in her task bar (har har har)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's computer screen is obscured with white-out for when she makes typos--

[barbara0207]

The PAM hasn't read my poem on the paper doll thread. :(

[Bakiryu]

the pam isn't registered! she just snuck in one rainy night! *gasps!*

[Shurtugal]

PAM changed her sig. why?

[Bakiryu]

Got into a bout of fangirlism. Should I change it back? (I love the doctor too much!)

[kiz_paws]

You need a "ne" in front of the "est" -- something overlooked from overstudying, mayhaps?

ce n'est pas ma faute

That is my 'insult' of the evening... or is it? :D

[Bakiryu]

Figuring that I got it from the lyrics of my fave song, It was misspelled! no!

Kiz pass has dyes her hair white and pretend she's a teenage girl! oh my!

[Pendragon]

The PAM always has to pretend because she gets lost in thought-- it's unfamiliar territory...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GirlRemote.gif

[Shurtugal]

PAM is very hard to insult seeing that he comes on so much that all insults have been placed apon him.

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks she looks good in orange day-glo leg warmers.

[barbara0207]

The PAM thinks if she closes her eyes nobody can see her.

[greenlake]

the pam is a german that thinks its hide and seek.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM makes no sense.

[Shalot]

The PAM has a collection of hats carved from melons in her house and can't understand why it smells so bad in there and wonders where all the fruit flies came from. Gross PAM.

[greenlake]

the pam is a drama queen that thinks she is popular but when shes realy stuck up!

[Pendragon]

The PAM glows Radioactive Green, which makes us wonder if the "Lake" part of her name is "Lake Placid" whith its gigantic gators...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Aligator.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM still wears Leisure Suits.

[Bakiryu]

the pam grabs random people by the scruff of the neck and ask then "can you? can you dig!!!!??????"

[Pendragon]

The PAM in an effort to improve language skills appears to have followed the advice of the Greeks and placed pebbles in her mouth and is striving to shout over the roar of ocean waves!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Opera.gif

[greenlake]

??????????????????
i never get ya!
can u please not use a lot of grown up words. im only 11.
the pam is realy confuising!

[Bakiryu]

What grown up words? By your age I had already read the Illyad, the Odisea and the Webster's 1994 edition dictionary.

The pam is too child-like.

[NikolaiI]

The pam is too childlike, also.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tried to put music to Dr.Seuss and lost his mind in the haze...

[Pendragon]

The PAM claims to have no regrets....yeah, right!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/RoadRage.gif

I apologize, Greenlake. By the time I was 11, I was reading at college level, so I get carried away. Besides, I had no way of knowing...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Sorry.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM wears Spock ears.

[kiz_paws]

PAM tried to dance in the fashion of her avvie and wound up getting wrapped around a bus stop pole...

[BibliophileTRJ]

the PAM left the kitty in her avatar in the clothes dryer for far too long on the "Fluff" cycle.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes funny bears.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM likes funny bears.

That's your idea of an insult?! That's just a statement of fact....


THIS is an insult:

The PAM, despite having a perfectly good washer & dryer, enjoys doing her laundry in the duckpond behind her home because she thinks that duck poop is an excellent detergent and loves the fragrance it leaves in her clothes. We won't even BEGIN to discuss her personal bathing habits........

[Bakiryu]

The Pam's clothes are all bright fluorescent pink and glow in the dark!

[greenlake]

oh come on baki.
pam calles all the little short kids who dosent no wat all grownup words mean & cant say them right.she calles them child like!

[greenlake]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears bottle caps as earrings.

[Bakiryu]

oh come on baki.
pam calles all the little short kids who dosent no wat all grownup words mean & cant say them right.she calles them child like!

don't cry *hugs* It's just so sound too young for your age.

Papaya (Pam) has a strangely-shaped head, kinda like a watermelon *musing*

[BulletproofDork]

PAM is thinking hard. . . don't hurt yourself.


I'm not sure if that's an insult.

[Shalot]

The Pam was caught eating the padding out of a football helmet because she was sure it was just as edible as what was cut out of the melon helmet worn in her avatar.

[BulletproofDork]

Why is everybody making fun of my avvie? I think he's cute.

PAM has swallowed a bug, hence the avatar. *sticks tounge out* :)

[Shalot]

Why is everybody making fun of my avvie? I think he's cute.

PAM has swallowed a bug, hence the avatar. *sticks tounge out* :)

because you're new and I don't know what else to make fun of you about.

your avatar is very funny actually, and I like it.

Now back to the game: the PAM collects old band-aids.

[papayahed]

The PAM is so cheap she buys used teabags.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is so cheap she waits for it to rain so she can shower! The truth this is! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/yoda.gif

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is so cheap that he puts his wife on the dresser and kisses his wallet goodnight.

[papayahed]

The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.

DUH! Why do you think they're called "fishnet stockings"?
(and I only fish with them AFTER I'm finished wearing them)

The PAM is so evil that she doesn't have to be afraid of going to hell when she dies because The Devil is afraid she'll take over if he lets her in...... kinda like she's doing with LitNet.

"All hail the new overlord....um ... Moderator, I mean, Moderator."

[papayahed]

Yeah... Welll.... the PAM still wears bell bottoms and platform shoes, the Devil won't let him in cause the PAM dresses funny...

[Bakiryu]

the pam can't stop breakdancing everywhere, (and she wonders why people give her weird looks!)

[stephofthenight]

the PAM wouldnt know a poet if it bit her in her rear, becuase she is obviously a poet yet denies...bad pam...

[papayahed]

The PAM still wears diapers.....on her head!!

[NikolaiI]

The PAM prefers to be called "Snoda" or a mix between Snoopy and Yoda, and she tires to everyone to call her that...failing that, she wishes to be called Yoopy.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has to carry his passport photo with him because he keeps forgetting if he is a he or the girl he dreams he is...

[barbara0207]

The PAM is trying to scare away all litnetters with his new avatar. :lol: (No offense, Pen, just a normal insult. :D )

[Virgil]

PAM wonders the hall in school looking for the room on the fifth floor. Of course there are only four floors in the building. You'll never find it PAM. ;)

[barbara0207]

Ha! PAM is a nasty secret agent from the dark side spying out our school. Or how can he know exactly how many floors there are??

[greenlake]

wat i miss!wat i miss!wat i miss!
the pam is the blond that gets shot because she was a spy herself!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tried to be other than blonde, but damaged her tresses so severely that she went bald and is working on starting all over again...

[Pendragon]

The PAM is fashionablely late-- that is her fashions were out of style late in the 1950's... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/HUMPH.gif

[RoCKiTcZa]

And PAM actually knows...!!! :D

[Bakiryu]

Pam is stalking FOB!

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM just doesn't want to admit it, but she, too, is guilty of doing the same!!!
(or at least wanting to do the same...)

[Bakiryu]

Pam doesn't know I'm stalking someone else and yet pretends to know!

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has a tendency to go overly emo.

[Bakiryu]

The truth isn't insulting :D

PAM wears plaid and stripes together after labor day with white shoes!

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM loves to dress like Harlequin.

[NikolaiI]

PAM just wanted her name to have the same letters as Nietzsche is only why she spelled her name the way she did...She forgot the S, the H, the N, the E, and there's no K or A in Nietzsche. Or O or R. But you could have: Nietzskraorche

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has gone totally mad over puzzles and stuff that everything that comes across his brain now is letter combinations

[Pendragon]

The PAM's lovely guitar is sadly out of tune on a somewhat semi-permanent basis-- new strings! That's the ticket! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/a055.gif

[Bakiryu]

Pam is actually a zombie! He hangs around the lit-net to eat our BRAINS!

[Virgil]

PAM has had her brain eaten

[Shalot]

pam ate Bakiryu's brain with whip cream on top and a cherry

[shinigami]

PAM makes people cry unknowingly...

[Pendragon]

The PAM the undersized Goddess of Death and Destruction, is a general joke at the gathering of the powers tha be, The God of War mistook her for the salt shaker... http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gifhttp://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gifhttp://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif

[greenlake]

the pam is a funny dude.w/a strong personality.

[Bakiryu]

Pam makes all blonds strive to as smart as she is!

[greenlake]

thank you pam.the pam is a caring person.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM has a great avatar. . . . . . . . .and for some weird reason that's like the only compliment I can think of. :):):):)

[Bakiryu]

crap! Wrong thread! this is the insult PAM THREAD!

Um, Pam is afraid of lemons, she likes only limes and wears them as earrings!

[ShoutGrace]

PAM has been known to badly, and perhaps even a little deceitfully, misrepresent her poetic prowess.

[Shalot]

the pam breaks deadly wind (i.e. pestilant gale *shrugs*)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's Onions are the general cause of halitosis

[greenlake]

wat are you talking about onions for?wait a minuit,i love onions.
the pam likes to talk about stuff that is random(like me), you are not alone.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears socks on her hands.

[Shalot]

The PAM wears gloves on her feet. And as pants when she manage :nod:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM was plucked out from her era and dumped into the wrong year!!! ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to dress as a Keebler Elf.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is drunk with power from being made a Moderator

[Pendragon]

We won't go in to why the PAM is just drunk...

[Shalot]

The PAM ate so many onions that he scared away the Bill Cosby persona that possessed him briefly

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has been captured by an alien spacecraft!

[Pendragon]

The PAM's guitar whimpers like a lost puppy after she finishes playing it...

[papayahed]

The PAM enjoys picnics at the town garbage dump.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM decorated her entire home with "treasures" found at the town garbage dump.

[papayahed]

The PAM decoreated his house in pictures of crying clowns and Dogs playing poker.

[*Classic*Charm*]

The PAM is one of Bibliophile's crying clowns

[Shalot]

The PAM pretends to be Jame Gumb when she is home alone.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM is always home alone.

[Virgil]

PAM doesn't understand capitals and lower case letters.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to dress up as a Parrot on the weekends.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM often wears nothing but her favorite "dog collar".

[Pendragon]

To judge by his atvar, a dog collar would make the PAM "overdressed"...

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM eschews the collar and just wears the dog. (I don't even want to think about what kind of fasteners that requires!)

[RoCKiTcZa]

I think the dog will suit the PAM better.

[greenlake]

the pam is a fob lover like me. well i think.

[Shalot]

the pam left home and realized later that she forgot to wear pants

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM accidentally tore out the seat of her pants!!!

[Pendragon]

Be careful! The PAM is so guitar-obsessed, she will make a guitar even out of an innocent bunny!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/bunny.gif

[BulletproofDork]

PAM is prejudiced against bunnies.


Bunnies beware!!!!!

[Shurtugal]

every time pam takes a picture of herself, the cameras break.

[Bakiryu]

everytime the Pam walks by the toilet: it flushes!

[Shalot]

the PAM never flushes. thanks a lot PAM!

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM's flush refuses to work.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears pancakes as little hats, the syrup helps it stay on her head.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses syrup in place of water when taking a shower. . . .

[Bakiryu]

pam drinks her bathwater as tea!

[amalia1985]

Quiet funny that one...

[amalia1985]

PAM doesn't like tasty things...

[greenlake]

the pam is a hippy!!!!
right on !!!!!!!!!!!!

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses her toothbrush as a backscratcher. Gross, PAM.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses her backscratcher as a toohbrush!!

[amalia1985]

PAM keeps her toothbruch in the garbage can.

[NikolaiI]

PAM tries to get other people to brush her teeth...she runs around in the streets demanding it (she's ELIZABETH, don't you know?)

[amalia1985]

PAM gets upset with children and -guess what?-she gives them a good bite!

[Shalot]

Pam would love to bite children but she put her dentures in upside down and can't quite manage it