Pam

[kathycf]

PAM has a collection of moldy lettuce leaves dating back to 1999. That is some old lettuce, PAM.


(btw, the movie quote I was referring to on the previous page's insult was from The Breakfast Club.)

[mir]

PAM beleives that the best salad ever contains Mad Cow Disease! AND escargot!

[dramasnot6]

PAM believes when cows get Mad Cow Disease, it means they are just having a grouchy day

[papayahed]

The PAM tries to cheer up those Mad Cow Cows by performing showtunes on her xylephone.

[Asa Adams]

PAM Smells like the dog in her avatar! :lol:

[mir]

. . well, i can't insult the PAM about smelling like her avatar . . . :p

so instead, the PAM's uncovered socks act as a nerve gas! :goof:

[papayahed]

The PAM picnics at the local garbage dump, she likes the atmosphere and view. (I hope I got that right, you didn't take the gender poll)

[littlewing53]

The PAM secretly likes kitty litter...

[Asa Adams]

the PATPATPA ME (MIR) CANT TELL THAT IM A MAN!!!! AH!

[Riesa]

PAM's a MAN? really? well, that's enough of an insult in itself.

(just kidding, men are great, really!, but Asa I thought you were a girl too)

[kilted exile]

PAM still hasnt figured out how to tell men from women

[mir]

WAH!

I'm sorry, Asa! :bawling: I have gender-guessing difficulties.

The PAM is a man. Was that an insult? You have to guess . . . :p At least I'm sure of that one! :D

[Dry_Snail]

PAM is a POET(?)

[papayahed]

The PAM is making a coat out of chicken feathers.

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks highwater pants are the height of fashion. No, PAM, the hemline really is supposed to be down by your ankles...

[papayahed]

haha reminds me of the joke: Maybe you should have a party so we can introduce your pants to your shoes. Cracks me up.


PAM makes all her own cloths out of yarn and twist ties.

[JBI]

PaPaYaM has black teeth.

[Asa Adams]

PAM is from the greatest country in the world...wait, thats not a burn....hmmm

the PAM Smells like Beaver and lucky lager!!! :lol:

[dramasnot6]

PAM fails tests he does wonderfully in because he forgets to write his name at the top of the paper

[BibliophileTRJ]

At night when she goes to bed, the PAM wears curlers in her nose hairs.

[kathycf]

The PAM has eyebrows that extend to his shoulders.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears orange lipstick, she thinks it compliments her eyes.

[Asa Adams]

PAM fails tests she does wonderfully in because she forgets to write her name at the top of the paper

Come on! Im a man!

The PAM wears TOO MUCH lipstick. :lol:

[kathycf]

PAM eats lipstick!

(I actually knew a girl in 8th grade who ate Bonnie Bell lipsmackers. Although the PAM is a GUY, perhaps he is related to that young lady! )

[dramasnot6]

Come on! Im a man!

The PAM wears TOO MUCH lipstick. :lol:

I am so sorry Asa! :blush: My mistake...


PAM uses lipstick as a weapon

[Janine]

The PAM likes to expound on the subject of lipstick!

[kilted exile]

PAM rips pages out of plays to use as tissues.

[toni]

PAM hasn't washed his kilt in years.:(

[dramasnot6]

PAM is not evil enough! Too nice for her own good..tsktsk :p

[Laindessiel]

The PAM. Lei e moltissimo inteligente.

[papayahed]

The PAM is never seen without their beer hat.


http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/b636full.jpg

[Asa Adams]

the PAM is never seen without a beer bottle...Empty of course. Tssk tssk! :lol:

[dramasnot6]

PAM uses beer bottles as musical instruments

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM wears beer bottles as jewelry (The one through her nose is particularly attractive!)

[papayahed]

The PAM wears more jewelery then Mr. T.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM only wears jewelry that she gets out of gumball machines.

[Asa Adams]

PAM uses beer bottles as musical instruments

Im actually embarrassed that this is true. :lol:

The PAM smells of Atlantic salmon...or crab.....or some other fish she catches. :lol:

[BibliophileTRJ]

the PATPATPA ME (MIR) CANT TELL THAT IM A MAN!!!! AH!

The PAM has made the same mistake that he so loudly decried earlier in this thread.

[optimisticnad]

The PAM is a gay fisherman (! lol !) who chases fish because their less work than ladies.

[Asa Adams]

The PAM has made the same mistake that he so loudly decried earlier in this thread.

I would agree to this mistake, however, I did put an s in front of the He, because I had wondered about his sex originally. I was correct infact but spelt it incorrectly. It is too bad, however, because it will be portrayed as if I didnt...:lol: What does one do? :( :p

The PAM forgets that Fishermen feed cities, and that decent ladies are hard to come by, though there are plenty of fish in the sea! :lol: Man Im lame....:bawling:

[kilted exile]

PAM is a hoser:p

[optimisticnad]

I would agree to this mistake, however, I did put an s in front of the He, because I had wondered about his sex originally. I was correct infact but spelt it incorrectly. It is too bad, however, because it will be portrayed as if I didnt...:lol: What does one do? :( :p

The PAM forgets that Fishermen feed cities, and that decent ladies are hard to come by, though there are plenty of fish in the sea! :lol: Man Im lame....:bawling:

Eugh. Replacing 'decent ladies' with fishes. Are they as responsive as women
are?

Lame is an understatement.

the PAM (kexile) doesnt like to agree with women who are right, which basically means PAM is always disagreeable.

[kilted exile]

PAM mistakes being right for being loudest

[optimisticnad]

The PAM has severe hearing problems so women have to shout around him. Not a very able boy are you? :-)

[kilted exile]

PAM is deluded

[optimisticnad]

(only a little)

The PAM is not familiar with the phrase 'it takes one to know one'

The PAM needs a good spanking like any little boy. May I borrow that wooden spoon you have on your avatar?

[papayahed]

In public the PAM wears a McDonalds Uniform to look cool.

[optimisticnad]

(what about in private? Oh well...I'm lovin it. :-)

The PAM likes too look at behind whilst walking in the fashion indicated by the PAMs avatar.

[Laindessiel]

(I forgot to be nasty in this thread.)

The PAM really sleeps in the kitchen. With the garbage can as her bedside pillow. :p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM needs a bib to catch all the drool ... ;)

[Asa Adams]

The pam chips Hockey sticks through her sharp monster Dog teeth :lol:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM received his driver's license in THIS BOX:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/kiz_paws/crackerjacks.jpg

:lol:

[toni]

PAM bought mashed catterpillars to serve as dessert for her friends at a dinner party:sick:

[kiz_paws]

PAM likes to wear mis-matched shoes, the favorite pair is the rubber boot and ski boot ensemble...

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to wear orange satin pantsuits.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has a multi-purpose vehicle, when it is idle, it can be used to sweep the floor... ;)

[Asa Adams]

The PAM received his driver's license in THIS BOX:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/kiz_paws/crackerjacks.jpg

:lol:

Ha hahaha :lol: Its true!

The PAM actually eats the prize and throws the craker jacks away!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM's troubles are not melting like lemon drops lately because he is eating all the lemon drops, rendering him with extreme tooth troubles....!

[Madhuri]

The PAM walks on her 'paws' :p

[AimusSage]

The PAM thinks that it is okay to fall asleep during a performance of a classical piece of music and snore so loud the orchestra can not see the conductor anymore :p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM glued his fingers together while trying to get his model ship looking nice, and it is so bad that he now has lobster claws which will lower his post numbers significantly as he struggles to pound the QWERTY ... :lol:

[AimusSage]

Actually, I glue my fingers together all the time :lol: One gets used to it :)

The PAM is able to perform a piece of classical music in such a way that the world will resonate in such a way that makes all people deaf instantly, making the PAM obsolete as no one is able to hear the music any longer.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is a riddle to me at times.

[Asa Adams]

The PAM is TOO nice. Too nice for her own good!

[Madhuri]

The PAM is reading Dracula hoping to be like one :p (sorry, Asa, I havent read the book, going by the title only)

[kiz_paws]

PAM wonders why the tea tastes better when the water is boiled, instead of frozen...

[Asa Adams]

The Pam doesnt like tea atall! Hehehe, jolly good

[kiz_paws]

The PAM, while drinking his favorite beverage (as listed in the profile), attempted to have an enlightened conversation, only to find that his feeble attempts were much like a lead balloon (lead -- as in, the metal...), and those around stifled guffaws...

[Asa Adams]

Ouch. :lol:

The PAM's odour has befallen the crowd...They stifle their gag reflex:lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM still rides a tricycle :p

[papayahed]

The PAM still has training wheels.

[Virgil]

PAM decided that her work out music must include Gregorian chants.

[papayahed]

The PAM has thinks the Olivia Newton-John look is a good one for him and has decided to wear nothing but spandex and sweatbands.

[mir]

Here is my post from Costa Rica! (I heard there were none from there so far, so this is my comtribution. :)

The PAM is never on the ball! Non bien, mae. :D

[kiz_paws]

The PAM drinks so much coffee that their eyes glow in the dark :lol:

[papayahed]

The Pam has their name written in their underwear in black magic marker.

[Asa Adams]

the PAM wears her underwear on her head with pencils stuck in her nostrils, saying nothing but "Wibble!" trying to cop a sanity plea to get out of war.
I-Thank you Black Adder.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is reading Ethan Frome with an Archie comic hiding from within it, so that people will THINK that he is concentrating on the literature...

[Madhuri]

The PAM still forgets the alphabets that one learns in kindergarten :p. Say after me -- A for Apple; B for Bat :p learn these today, we'll continue with the rest tomorrow :p

:D :D

[optimisticnad]

Hey even I don't know those alphabets. But I know ah bah seh deh eug ef jeh ash ee jee keh el em en o pee que rrrrr sss ttt youuuu vvvv doublyveee ix igreck zee.

The PAM takes her clothes off to cover herself.

[Madhuri]

Hey even I don't know those alphabets. But I know ah bah seh deh eug ef jeh ash ee jee keh el em en o pee que rrrrr sss ttt youuuu vvvv doublyveee ix igreck zee.

The PAM takes her clothes off to cover herself.

:lol:

The PAM really needs a good KG teacher :D

[kathycf]

The PAM is inordinately fond of the word "folderol"...fond bordering on obsessive. :eek2:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM thinks that tea cozies are meant to be worn atop the head when indulging in said beverage... :lol:

et Opti - Votre français est très bon! :nod:

[Pendragon]

Les Personne en haut moi c'est trompé autour de Français être une divertissement langue! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a075.gif

[kiz_paws]

LOL! :lol:

Bien ... the person above me spoke beautiful French, only to find that the audience he was addressing was ICELANDIC!! :blush:

p.s. I really like your signature, Pen!

[papayahed]

the PAM has shaved thier head to better the reception of the steel plate in their head. (Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender)

[kiz_paws]

Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender

My gender is female, and don't worry, I often hope that I have the gender right in this forum, too.... most people are good about it, lol!

The PAM tried to hem their jeans using a sewing machine, but in leaning forward for too long, sewed their hair in with the jeans!! Oh NO!! :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it "potpourri".

[papayahed]

The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it a meal.

[kathycf]

PAM neglects to mention she wrote the book entitled Dead flies, peanut shells, coffee grounds and you: a user's guide to the best things in life. .

[Pendragon]

The PAM, She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named, seems to have escaped her crypt again!

PS. Thanks, Paws, but my French, which I took in high-scool is horrible. I have to use a translator and then straighten out verbs. I'm Southern American, and backwoods as they come! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/shy.gif

[kathycf]

Since PAM describes himself as "backwoods" I will hazard a guess that he has a huge broken TV set in the livingroom, with a smaller working one sitting atop it.

(Yes, I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy) ;)

(and Pen, YOU let me out of the crypt, don't deny it! :p )

[papayahed]

the PAM eats paste flavored with hot sauce.

[Riesa]

PAM's favorite morning drink is coffee spiked with rum, hold the coffee. :lol: (sorry, just read the love, hate, dislike thread)

[kathycf]

The PAM has a collection of "I'm with Stupid" teeshirts and all the arrows point upwards. ;) OOoh, feel the burn, Riesa! :lol:

[Riesa]

:lol: PAM cannot make it through one dinner without having a milk-out-of-the-nose-snort laughing moment.

[kiz_paws]

PAM wonders why, when at the Opera, people glare at her. **She blows a bubble that has Bart Simpson envious** :lol:

[Asa Adams]

PAM hangs out with elephants, and as Pen has forcasted; is willing to be squashed for the cause! The great cause of keeping elephants entertained! :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM wears macaroni jewelery - exclusively.

[kathycf]

I have it on good authority PAM has a soccer ball for a best friend. The ball's name is Wilson.


(Castaway is on TV...)

[Virgil]

PAM wishes she were castaway with Tom Hanks.

[kathycf]

Secret celebrity crush of the PAM: Mama

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Mama_medium.jpg

[kiz_paws]

PAM secretly watches Sesame Street and munches on dry cheerios.... :)

[papayahed]

The PAM watches nothing but Soap Operas and Reality TV.

[kathycf]

The PAM is a jaywalker!



PAM secretly watches Sesame Street and munches on dry cheerios.... :)

Uh, yea? So the truth is an insult now? :p

[Pendragon]

Well, when I let the PAM our of the crypt (I won't deny it!), how was I to know she was headed for Main Street dressed like that? I figured she had an extra wardrobe tucked away somewhere!

And No, Kathy, about the TV sets, but there's been times when this home has been moblie and none of my vehicles have been...

[papayahed]

The PAM routinely wears armour when going to the grocery store.

[Adolescent09]

The PAM nails silly math questions.

[kathycf]

The PAM eats nails for breakfast.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of tin foil she's hoping to make into a rocketship.

[whatsername]

The PAM wants to be a garbage man/woman?

[kathycf]

The PAM belch speaks the entire alphabet in one long (loud) belch.

[Bakiryu]

PAM wears.......A TINFOIL HAT! *for protection against the aliens trying to read human thoughts*

[Asa Adams]

The PAM is willing to be kidnapped again, just so they could show her the last paper fold on the oragami bowl! Creepy....:lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM's atvar looks disturbingly like John Constintine...

[Niamh]

the PAM is a wonderful poet

[kathycf]

Although the PAM speaks the truth, she doesn't get this is the insult thread not the compliment thread. Sillyhead PAM!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has a Freudian reason for having a knot in her avatar. :brow:

[Niamh]

Although the PAM speaks the truth, she doesn't get this is the insult thread not the compliment thread. Sillyhead PAM!

Oops! Dont i feel stupid!

[kathycf]

The PAPAM has cause himself brain explosion by one too many double entendres...Oooh burn!

The PAM is secretly in love with a leprechaun named George.


Oops! Dont i feel stupid!
Um, I wasn't trying to make you feel stupid...I was insulting you as per this thread. It is the insult PAM thread, that is all. My insult was in fact, that you got the two threads mixed up it, wasn't meant as an editorial comment on your intellect. :(

[kandaurov]

The PAM likes cocoa :)

EDIT: wait, I'm supposed to insult the PAM?

Well then... the PAM likes cocoa, and that is... hm, bad.

...sorry, I'm no good at this :p

[Niamh]

The PAPAM has cause himself brain explosion by one too many double entendres...Oooh burn!

The PAM is secretly in love with a leprechaun named George.


Um, I wasn't trying to make you feel stupid...I was insulting you as per this thread. It is the insult PAM thread, that is all. My insult was in fact, that you got the two threads mixed up it, wasn't meant as an editorial comment on your intellect. :(

:lol: The PAM is silly because she doesnt realise that i knew she was insulting me because it is an insult thread and that i was making it known that i hadnt realised that i'd made a booboo!I was merely stating the fact i did feel stupid because i hadnt bothered to read the opening post to realise it was an insult thread.:lol:
Am Also not very good at insulting people so this is as lame as its going to be!
The PAM doesnt make nice coffee!

[kathycf]

Sorry, Niamh, my mistake. Let's see now, what do I got for insults...erm.


The PAM has the hairiest toes in all of Dublin! *edit* How is George these days anyway? :P

[kandaurov]

A new fungus was named after the PAM :)

[Niamh]

:lol: now thats an insult! Not talking to george got me arrested by the LEPrecon and as you can see from my location i aint doing too good right now!:p

The PAM breath smells of garlic. Has noone told you not to eat it raw!

[kandaurov]

My eating raw garlic is an inglorious attempt at keeping the PAM at bay :p

[papayahed]

The PAM uses garlic cloves as earplugs.

[Niamh]

but the PAM thinks earplugs are false teeth

[kathycf]

The PAM makes sculptures from cigarette butts. It isn't art, PAM, it just isn't.

[Niamh]

The PAM thinks that tearing beer mats up into little pieces and leaving them on the table is creating employment. Its really because shes bored and doesnt like tidying up after her self.(think i'm getting the hang of this!):D

[kandaurov]

There is mildly boring, there is very boring, there is incredibly boring, and there is PAM boring :D

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has a terrible problem of not sitting still. I think it has something to do with those fire ants I let loose earlier...

[kathycf]

The PAM fancies herself the Queen of Pointy Sticks...as if. I heard she is merely a second chambermaid in the castle of the real Queen of Pointy Sticks.

[Adolescent09]

The PAM takes tea in the morning, afternoon and night and has a terrible pacreatic disease. Can't break up the sugars :(...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has tried toothpaste atop Triscuit biscuits and thought it wasn't that bad afterall! :D

[Adolescent09]

The PAM is too right.

[Asa Adams]

The PAM was put into the drunk clink for being to rowdy at the Pub.

*HINT* Niamh is back on speaking terms with George :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM has an unhealthy obsession with charcoal grey turtleneck sweaters. :eek2:

[kiz_paws]

When it was quite cold out, the PAM put her tongue on the flag pole at the library. As it turns out .... the PAM is not able to taste for an undefined length of time...

**anyone see A Christmas Story, lol**

[Asa Adams]

The PAM has an unhealthy obsession with charcoal grey turtleneck sweaters. :eek2:

ahem! The colour is called Mushroom, thank you very much! :lol:

The Pam relies heavily upon the weather to clean her clothes! :lol:

[Asa Adams]

When it was quite cold out, the PAM put her tongue on the flag pole at the library. As it turns out .... the PAM is not able to taste for an undefined length of time...

**anyone see A Christmas Story, lol**

A classic movie. During Christmas it plays for 24 hours........how much do you love that movie? :D :lol:

[kandaurov]

The PAM lives somewhere over the rainbow. That must mean that the PAM is constantly trippin', and will probably wind up in Betty Ford clinic :p

[Niamh]

the PAM unhealthy obsession with football caused major riots in portugal yesterday causing many people to be badly injured. you should be ashamed of yourself!

[Niamh]

*HINT* Niamh is back on speaking terms with George :lol:

Am i now? Do you fancy being on speaking terms with the pixie i have of a lawyer?:goof:

[kandaurov]

The PAM's only 'friends' are the poor leprechauns she either bribed, hypnotized, or simply caged.

[Niamh]

dont have to listen to these accusations... wheres that pixie...;)

The PAM doesnt realise that sticking their tounge out at pepole is very childish.

[kandaurov]

The PAM is just envious that other people have tongues, ever since Chuck Norris spared Humanity from hearing non-stop nonsensical chit chat and cut PAM's tongue off :)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is stuck somewhere in the eye of a hurricane... Or was that somebody named Harry's eye? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Fly.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM thinks water is something you wear, the atlantic ocean is a pizza and that usa is run by the monkey in my basement.


(Kandaurov-how come i'm always stuck with you after me!:lol: you are one insulting man!:lol: )

[papayahed]

The PAM doesn't like touching water.

[kandaurov]

The PAM thinks Yoda should be the next authority on English Grammar!

And the PA the PAM is quite right, for some reason beyond my understanding I like poking at you :p

[kathycf]

PAM wears a big pink rabbit suit and thinks it stunning attire.



usa is run by the monkey in my basement.


G.B lives in your basement???! :p

[The Bookinator]

The PAM just spilled coffee on the PA the PAM. It seems kandaurov is quite upset... Run Kathy, run!

[Niamh]

The PAM thinks that books are something you burn as fuel for your fire during winter.

Kathycf: G.B lives in your basement???!

:nod: :lol:

[kandaurov]

Niamh is a kidnapper :O

[Niamh]

The PAM doesnt know the difference between Kidnapper and fairynapper! oops! i shouldnt of said that! I'm giving my self away! :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM has eaten nothing but baked beans for 5 months straight

[The Bookinator]

The PAM doesn't need baked beans to make the same noises/smells that Niamh can make with 5 months worth. Ew...

[Asa Adams]

The Pam Likes the company of Niamh's Pixie lawyer, because of its "pleasent" attitude. :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM is the ringleader in a flea circus.

[kilted exile]

The PAM was rejected for said flea circus on the grounds that she is too short

[Janine]

the PAM was rejected at a circus because of his kilts!

[Niamh]

The PAM thinks books are something you watch.( Lame but i didnt want to slag you)

[kandaurov]

The PAM can't diss other people. The PAM is WEAK! :p

[papayahed]

The PAM wears Mikey Mouse ears all the time.

[Virgil]

PAM has a black doggy nose.

[dramasnot6]

PAM traded noses with his dog, i have photo evidence! :p

[kandaurov]

The PAM, after being asked what's wrong with wearing Mickey Mouse ears, went berserk and attacked everyone within 10 meters range, including children and puppies. That's how deranged the PAM is!

[kandaurov]

(it's not the first time I'm two posts late, which is kind of sad)

Well... the PAM is a silly idiot who never remembers to refresh before posting!

[papayahed]

The PAM was arrested for beating himself up.

[Madhuri]

The PAM uses face cream instead of butter on her toast :p She says it's Oh so creamy :p

[kathycf]

The PAM prefers to wrap her feet in straw, dried out seaweed and leaves, wrapping the whole affair off with a belt. This is worn instead of shoes because the PAM thinks it gives her feet a certain "Mystique". No, it just looks silly, sorry PAM.

[kandaurov]

The PAM doubts of the mightiness of Chuck Norris. The PAM is heretic!

[kathycf]

PAM wears a girly wig and carries a hotwater bottle to infiltrate girl's only threads. :p

[papayahed]

the PAM wears red velvet pantsuits with rollerskates.

[Pendragon]

According to her atvar, the PAM wears only a baseball cap! Should she at LEAST have a grass skirt? Ah, the decency! The decency! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/hula.gif

[kandaurov]

The PAM is a puritan. Avatars, go wild!

[optimisticnad]

the PAM is on the opposite road to puritan, evidence: hes willing to have a sex change just to be included in the girls coffee room!

[kandaurov]

The PAM is an indecent liar, for I'm only surpassed in manhood by Chuck Norris hehe

by the way, your coffee probably stinks anyway :p

[optimisticnad]

The PAm is a coward and couldnt face up to a session of painful waxing.

uh...yeh, our coffeee stink....of coffee???? doofus.

[kandaurov]

The PAM doesn't get that 'to stink' is the same as 'to blow', 'to suck', basically, 'to be exceedingly bad'

Oh, and the PAM isn't aware that men have to hear their girlfriends/wives nagging away all the time, which might result in severe brain damage, thus men are the ones who really suffer :D

[kilted exile]

PAM stillhasnt found the way to escape nagging women, it is called the match

[JaneB]

The PAM doesn't seem to understand that boyfriends/husbands don't listen thats why we are forced to resort to nagging

[optimisticnad]

The PAM doesn't get that 'to stink' is the same as 'to blow', 'to suck', basically, 'to be exceedingly bad'

Oh, and the PAM isn't aware that men have to hear their girlfriends/wives nagging away all the time, which might result in severe brain damage, thus men are the ones who really suffer :D

uh.....i never said men dont suffer. wasnt that like my point a hundred posts a go?

doofus!

[papayahed]

At least it only took 196 pages to turn ugly.


The PAM wears her cloth backwards.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM wears her clothes inside out... when she wears them at all, that is.

[papayahed]

The PAM has made all her cloths from kit kat wrappers.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM is a supplies the PA the PAM with Kit Kat wrappers he finds in dumps. I hope you know what you're wearing Scheherazade!

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks wearing snowshoes is making a fashion statement.


Psst, papaya is a she not a he....

[kiz_paws]

PAM stillhasnt found the way to escape nagging women, it is called the match

emmmm, I don't nag. Not ever.

:flare: Because my frying pan speaks for me!! :flare:

Back to the thread...

[Pendragon]

The PAM took "frying pan kung-fu" lessons from The Three Stooges! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/TID.gif

[Niamh]

The PAM took councelling lessons for obsession with frying pan kung fu from the PA him.

[kandaurov]

The PAM wouldn't be too bad in my consideration, had she not joined a group whose common link is gender prejudice :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM is plain jealous of the girls having all the fun :p

[Niamh]

The PAM thinks Lasagne is a type of cloth.



The PAM wouldn't be too bad in my consideration, had she not joined a group whose common link is gender prejudice :D

Dont post here for a few days and i still manage to land myself with you posting after me! no fare!:( :lol:

[kandaurov]

haha, I have timing!... Or have had too much free time spent in lit-net. Yes, that's probably it :(

The PAM is a heartless cruel being who has deliberately enticed me into feeling bad!

[Niamh]

The PAM is a faerie stalker!:p

[andave_ya]

the PAM compliments too many people. Just look at that Compliment the PAM thread. Tut, tut.:( :)

[Niamh]

The PAM while never have wishes come throught because shes mean to those who are smaller than her!:brow:

[andave_ya]

that's alarming. I didn't think there were people smaller than me. :lol:
just kidding. that's ridiculous.

The PAM thinks I'm small.

[optimisticnad]

The PAM is deluded cos no one is smaller than me!

[Madhuri]

The PAM is very small, then why does she wear over-sized boxing gloves? :p

[papayahed]

The PAM speaks Klingon and wears Spock ears.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is highly illogical in her insults!

[The Bookinator]

The PAM thinks wearing snowshoes is making a fashion statement.


Psst, papaya is a she not a he....

They ARE quite fashionable... *admires feet* Oh yeah...

I knew that. Crud. I didn't press "s" hard enough. Sorry papaya!

The PAM has a horrible addiction of trying to whistle while eating crackers. Umbrellas, up. "Thar he blows"

[Pendragon]

The PAM believes nothing, being unable to think... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Caveman.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM demands that the folks at Burger King tell him he can "have it his way or the highway". Such a tyrant king! ;) :p

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has something floating in her coffee/tea.
...
...Drink up, kathy! :goof:

^_^

[Pendragon]

The PAM grouches about people grouching! What a grouch! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Whirlwind.gif

Hey Kathy! The dang Burger King left town! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Sauve.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM makes candles from earwax.




The Burger King left town! Zoinks! :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM buys those candles thinking it's a work of art.

[Dante Wodehouse]

the PAM doesn't appreciate true art.

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks pictures made from Macaroni and poster paint is true art.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM thinks that wearing jewelry made from Macaroni and poster paint is fashionable.

(Things have a little changed since you were in Year 1, Papaya!)

[papayahed]

My Mom still thinks i'm cute!


The PAM collects cheese puffs that look like famous people.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM collects famous people that look like cheese puffs.

[Adolescent09]

the PAM sifts golden through browning wings and lands on spots of blackness.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM makes me blink.

[Adolescent09]

The PAM makes me think.

[papayahed]

The PAM has fashioned a crown out of tin foil and buttons and has vowed to wear it until his reign as member of the week is over (He's hoping for a double header)


PS: Congrats Adol!:banana:

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has learned all of her dance moves from bananas that smile constantly, in a rather eerie way.

(see what I mean) ------> :banana: <------

[Pendragon]

Since the PAM is squealing, she must have sat on one of her "pointed sticks". Never give weapons to children... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Whirlwind.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM keeps an eight foot tall termite named "Miss Fluffykins" as a pet. Don't let the nice pics of the dog and cat fool you, Miss Fluffykins is the queen pet.

[papayahed]

:lol: The PAM has imaginary pets.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM has not only imaginary pets; but imaginary friends, an imaginary job, an imaginary car and an imaginary superhero alter ego.

[kandaurov]

The whole PAM is a product of our collective imagination!

[kathycf]

The PAM is especially fond of a cologne known as "Essence of Limburger cheese"....

[kandaurov]

If the PAM is a product of my imagination, I've got to stop reading horror lit, it's seriously messing with my head :D

[kathycf]

The PAM is utterly clueless.

I am the product of torrid love poetry NOT horror. :p :lol:

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM doesn't seem to realize that torrid love poetry IS a horror!
(but I'm just a figment of her imagination; so what do I know?)

[kathycf]

Meh, I never said you were imaginary, that was that Kandaurov guy...you know, the one who wears the smelly cheese cologne. :lol: The PAM is discombobulated. :p

[kandaurov]

It's incredible! Even though I was not the PAM's "PAM", the PAM insisted on insulting me!

The PAM is downright mean. And poisons the coffee she offers, so do NEVER accept coffee from the PAM.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is the only recipient of poisoned coffee from the PATPAM. I like KathyCF's coffee.....(specially when she serves it to me while I'm still abed).

[kathycf]

*edit* Oops, the PAM posted ahead of me! You fast poster you! (and even though you comlpliment my coffee, this in no way obligates me not to insult you...)


Pfft, kandaurov just has sour grapes that he doesn't get any of that delicious, wonderful coffee.

Even though I was not the PAM's "PAM", the PAM insisted on insulting me!

Just for the record, I am an equal opportunity insulter. ;)

[BibliophileTRJ]

even though you comlpliment my coffee, this in no way obligates me not to insult you...

The PAM does not follow through on her promises to insult.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears white after labor day.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM should not be peeking at my undies in the first place!

[papayahed]

The PAM should not be peeking at my undies in the first place!:lol:

Well if the PAM didn't wear his underwear over his pants I wouldn't peek.

[BibliophileTRJ]

Well if the PAM didn't wear his underwear over his pants I wouldn't peek.

Yes, you would.

The PAM throws her underpants to the musicians on stage at every Alvin & the Chipmunks concert she attends.....and she attends MANY!

[kandaurov]

The PAM is a despicable voyeur, no matter what she says :)

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is a bit slow to post...... I believe she was referring to the poster 2 above her.

[kandaurov]

The PAM is right. But I have to diss him somehow.

Hmm... the PAM eats freshly-mowed lawn for breakfast.

[kandaurov]

The PAM is an IDIOT who posts thrice in a row because his internet sucks.

[papayahed]

The PAM dresses as Peter Pan and tries to fly.

[Niamh]

only because the PAM gave him toy wings and told him they worked

[Dante Wodehouse]

The PAM must be dragged into reality, kicking and screaming.

[Niamh]

the PAM doesnt realise that i am in reality, its them thats lives in the imaginary.

[kathycf]

The PAM dresses in her Alvin the Chupmunk costume for all the important holidays and family occasions.




The PAM does not follow through on her promises to insult.
Sure I do, I called you a fast poster. While that may seem mild to you, let me assure that is one of the most cutting things I have ever said in this thread. ;) :p

[kiz_paws]

Well, since the previous PAM dresses like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it is not neceeary for the PAM to sing like Alvin, though some of us like it.... ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM is often asked if she just breathed in helium, due to her "Minnie Mouse" voice. :p