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PAM est scelestum purpuream ovis.
Hyacinth Girl
06-09-2006, 04:52 PM
PAM is imagining my Latin to be better than it is.
RJbibliophil
06-09-2006, 05:01 PM
The PAM is forgetful of her activities in earlier years.
Hyacinth Girl
06-09-2006, 05:10 PM
RJ has difficulty counting using Roman numerals
RJbibliophil
06-09-2006, 05:14 PM
PAM! PAM! PAM!
The PAM forgot the key word!
Hyacinth Girl
06-09-2006, 05:17 PM
"The PAM forgot the key word!" - sorry, mea culpa!
The PAM insists upon playing by the rules
RJbibliophil
06-09-2006, 05:23 PM
The PAM is guilty of many suspicious activities, including breaking the rules ;)
kilted exile
06-09-2006, 05:25 PM
The PAM discriminates against bears, donkeys and tiggers.
RJbibliophil
06-09-2006, 05:33 PM
the PAM has a very ugly avatar, which I cannot comprehend
kathycf
06-09-2006, 11:34 PM
the PAM stole the honey from Pooh and she knows it!
PAM is imagining my Latin to be better than it is.
my apologies, Hyacinth Girl. ahem: the PAM is an evil purple sheep. :p
the PAM is a victorian lemon . . . if we're talking about avatars.
shinigami
06-11-2006, 12:51 PM
The PAM is fat.
AimusSage
06-11-2006, 06:12 PM
The Pam runs on biological energy. Due to the inefficiency of her internal workings she also suffers from high levels of flatulence.
papayahed
06-11-2006, 08:00 PM
The PAM wears white shoes after labor day.
The PAM is fat.
okay, one thing . . . can we please not insult like that on this thread? it's supposed to be all for fun (unless being called a turnip lover really IS a killing insult . . . in which case i've definitely missed something : ); but stuff like that can actually be really hurtful . . . sorry of being really nya. . .
the PAM is a cookie-monster inspired papaya with floral decorating.
Hyacinth Girl
06-12-2006, 01:21 PM
The PAM is inordinately fond of turnips and assorted other vegetables used to torment innocent children
Pendragon
06-12-2006, 01:22 PM
Edit: Too Slow: The PAM is half-plant
papayahed
06-12-2006, 01:25 PM
The PAM edits wantonly.
Hyacinth Girl
06-12-2006, 01:28 PM
The PAM has a red nose
the PAM knows little about vegetable-inspired torment . . it's the asparagus that are the fun bit. the PAM does, however, know an inordinate amount about llamas.
AimusSage
06-12-2006, 05:32 PM
I do not know why the pam isn't using her brain, it looks brand new to me.
Whereas I know why the PAM isn't using his brain... ;)
It's all over the hill! :D
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 08:39 AM
It still beats having a turnip for a brain, like the PAM.
At least my turnip is intact :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 08:57 AM
Sure it is, I especially like the fungi growing on it. It is obviously well past the conservation date. :p
But not past the best before date! :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 09:26 AM
The PAM finally realized I am to good to be insulted. She however is still a pretentious hillologist without any clear understanding of the hill science. :D
I wouldn't exactly say 'too good to be insulted' but who am I to trash your dreams :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 09:34 AM
At least my dreams are about something, yours are like trash itself. :p
The PAM always dreams of trash! HA! Take that! :lol:
The PAM likes to trash other people's dreams ;) (see how evil you are? :p)
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 09:52 AM
That's a compliment :brow:
The PAM takes a different approach to evil. She gives little children icecream, and then steals it back and licks it herself. (you have to remember she is not that smart, and doesn't understand she doesn't have to buy the icecream first.:p)
At least I share with the kids ;)
The PAM would never share with the kids :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 10:05 AM
Again with the compliments, I'm beginning to think you want something from me. :D
The PAM is really liked by children, when she is not around! :p
Pendragon
06-13-2006, 10:26 AM
The PAM once won a jumping contest in Calavaras County, California. :lol:
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 10:31 AM
I know I'm a well travelled frog, but I'm sure you are mistaken, I have never been to california before. It could be one of my cousings :)
The PAM's memory is not what it used to be, mistaking me for some other frog, tsk tsk tsk. :D
When, obvisouly, the PAM is an octopus :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 10:39 AM
Hehe, you insist on complimenting me don't you, you flatterer. :p
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 10:51 AM
No, I am impervious to compliments. :lol:
But I am not heartless, as you will notice soon enough. You however, have yet to grasp the concept of the heartbeat.
I've seen Ditry Dancing, I know what hearbeat is :p
The PAM is an evil dictator.
AimusSage
06-13-2006, 11:08 AM
Awww, stop it, you'll make me blush. ;)
The PAM has seen dirty dancing :lol:
RobinHood3000
06-13-2006, 12:51 PM
PAM enjoyed Havana Nights. :eek:
papayahed
06-13-2006, 01:13 PM
The PAM takes ballet lessons.
RobinHood3000
06-13-2006, 01:53 PM
PAM lacks the necessary flexibility.
the PAM is a break dancer, which is the reason he has taken up archery (it's less destructive than his dancing)
kathycf
06-13-2006, 11:31 PM
The PAM has a favorite perfume she wears, it is called "scent of a wet dog". Nice, mir! Or should I say "woof woof"! :p
Mililalil XXIV
06-14-2006, 02:16 AM
The PAM wears peanut butter and garlic pickle deodorant and cigarette scented sunscreen.
ShoutGrace
06-14-2006, 03:17 AM
The PAM evidently has a significant cranial problem which forces him from the LitNet unexpectedly.
Virgil
06-14-2006, 07:58 AM
The PAM has a favorite perfume she wears, it is called "scent of a wet dog". Nice, mir! Or should I say "woof woof"! :p
That's a very good one. :thumbs_up
The PAM has a constant runny nose which he wipes on his shirt sleeves.
Pendragon
06-14-2006, 08:33 AM
The PAM gets the stuffing beat out of him by sheepdogs! :lol:
The PAM has a favorite perfume she wears, it is called "scent of a wet dog". Nice, mir! Or should I say "woof woof"! :p
yep - finest imported. :lol:
the PAM can be bought for five dollars at any arcade stall
Virgil
06-14-2006, 12:52 PM
The PAM is from Pennsylvania, enough said. :D
RJbibliophil
06-14-2006, 12:53 PM
the PAM eats raw rodents
papayahed
06-14-2006, 01:17 PM
The PAM IS a raw rodent.
The PAM wishes she were a raw rodent :p
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 03:10 PM
The PAM is a pop-up inhibitor that only stops pop-ups that you want to appear.
RobinHood3000
06-14-2006, 03:27 PM
PAM lets power go to her head ~hides~.
The PAM doesn't know what he's talking about ;) *polishes her annihilate user button ;)*
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 03:35 PM
The PAPAM is absolutely right, I have to witness the abuse of power on a daily basis!
The PAM is not only powerhungry, but also a deadly cook!
One day, I'm gonna feed the PAM something I cooked :cool:... OH I know! Liver! :brow:
The PAM is a liver lover! :D
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 04:00 PM
Is that a promise? I would love to have you cook for me. :D
The PAM strikes up conversation with livers :p
The PAM is foolish enough to say he's eat anything I cooked :eek2: :p
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 04:24 PM
The PAM should try my cookings :) Wait, that's not an insult
The PAM wouldn't smell the difference between a well prepared meal and a totally burned meal that looks like it is some sort of charcoal. :p
kathycf
06-14-2006, 04:51 PM
the PAM has some weird thing going on with skyscrapers, turnips, saltine crackers and the World Cup. Bizarre!
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 04:51 PM
At least I don't try to starve little children, like the PAM :p ;)
kathycf
06-14-2006, 04:59 PM
The PAM is a Blithering Blatherskite, not to mention a Pusillanimous Puppet.
(I didn't say it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space did!)
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 05:02 PM
In that case, The PAM is a flying donkey without a tail! If you want it back you'll have to ask the little blindfolded kid called Johnny for it!
kathycf
06-14-2006, 05:19 PM
:lol:
Doesn't the PAM know that cuts me to the very quick? oops, wait this isn't the questions only thread... :p
the PAM wears a black patent leather jumpsuit!!
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 05:24 PM
I sure do, nice and tight! :brow:
the PAM denies her twins, and had them seperated at birth. ;)
kathycf
06-14-2006, 07:22 PM
My twins? That could be taken any number of ways... ;) :brow: :D
the PAM is a maker of innuendos!
AimusSage
06-14-2006, 07:31 PM
How is that an insult? Aren't good innuendos a real art?
Oh, wrong thread. The PAM sees innuendo in everything.
kathycf
06-14-2006, 10:24 PM
Bleah! :lol:
the PAM wears sock garters 'cause he thinks it is "sexy"....
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/sockgarters.jpg
The PAM is from Pennsylvania, enough said. :D
y'know, the weird thing is, i've heard that one before . . . what's so bad about Pennsylvania? it's just a gap in a bunch of trees! :lol:
the PAM has not yet caught on to the obvioous fact that sock garters ARE sexy. hey, she wears them all the time! (or does that mean that they AREN'T? . . . methinks i have gotten mistangled in my insults.)
Virgil
06-15-2006, 07:16 AM
y'know, the weird thing is, i've heard that one before . . . what's so bad about Pennsylvania? it's just a gap in a bunch of trees! :lol:
Nothing wrong with Pennsylvania. Only teasing. ;) Just one thing: Philadelphia has long changed from being the city of brotherly love.
The PAM reads books with her index finger over each syllable and sounding out each word.
papayahed
06-15-2006, 09:21 AM
The PAM is still on picture books.
Pendragon
06-15-2006, 10:03 AM
The PAM is IN picture books................ :brow:
papayahed
06-15-2006, 01:45 PM
The PAM has very odd looking Islets of Langerhans
the PAM has very odd-looking insults . . where's the Isle of Langerhans??!
Hyacinth Girl
06-15-2006, 04:34 PM
The PAM is not very good with geography
papayahed
06-15-2006, 05:38 PM
The PAM is not good with Geography either.
Hyacinth Girl
06-15-2006, 05:52 PM
The PAM has no teeth
Virgil
06-15-2006, 08:02 PM
The PAM wears a hearing aids in both ears and uses a big horn as well.
papayahed
06-15-2006, 08:21 PM
The PAM wears a comb over.
Virgil
06-15-2006, 08:26 PM
The PAM walks hunched over with a cane and calls little boys "sonny."
kathycf
06-15-2006, 10:45 PM
the PAM ought to know, he does the same. New nickname for the PAM...
"Methuselah" :p
Now don't take that to heart, I know how sensitive you old folks can be... ;)
(seriously, don't. Why, I am almost old myself! )
whaaaat? speak up! *kathy impression*
Virgil
06-16-2006, 08:52 AM
the PAM ought to know, he does the same. New nickname for the PAM...
"Methuselah" :p
Now don't take that to heart, I know how sensitive you old folks can be... ;)
(seriously, don't. Why, I am almost old myself! )
Just looked Methuselah up and found he was the oldest person in the Bible, living to 969 years. I wouldn't mind living that long if it were possible, but more to the point I might be of the regulars the oldest here on lit net. :eek2: :bawling:
Pendragon
06-16-2006, 09:12 AM
Pshaw! The PAM is delusional as aways. Hit the wolf's bane a little too hard again! :D
Hyacinth Girl
06-16-2006, 01:25 PM
The PAM has a suspicious knowledge of herbs. . .
poor PAPAPAM . . .well, new people are coming in all the time. perhaps you will fnd another methuselah? : )
the PAM cultivates man-eating orchids
kathycf
06-17-2006, 01:40 AM
Just looked Methuselah up and found he was the oldest person in the Bible, living to 969 years. I wouldn't mind living that long if it were possible, but more to the point I might be of the regulars the oldest here on lit net. :eek2: :bawling:
Aw, you knew I was just kidding around, right? I am not exactly spring chickeny myself you know. Really was joking around.
Hmm, now I feel to guilty to insult the PAM even though she thinks up extremely long words for the person below her in the acronym game...
AimusSage
06-17-2006, 04:10 AM
The PAM smashes porcelain with a big stick while speaking softly to herself.
Pendragon
06-17-2006, 12:47 PM
The PAM cheats when he plays King of the Hill... ;) :nod:
Virgil
06-18-2006, 10:17 AM
Pshaw! The PAM is delusional as aways. Hit the wolf's bane a little too hard again! :D
Oh that's right. I think Pen is older than me.
Aw, you knew I was just kidding around, right? I am not exactly spring chickeny myself you know. Really was joking around.
Of course. No insult taken, other than the game of PAM.
Pendragon
06-18-2006, 10:32 AM
Thanks a heap, PAM! Never trust a wolf, they howl their heads off at the moon and blab every secret they know! ;) :lol:
papayahed
06-18-2006, 09:19 PM
The PAM has big ears.
Virgil
06-18-2006, 10:27 PM
The PAM is out after her bedtime.
the PAM lives in a little cave underwater and is so out of touch with reality he doesn't know that you can't breathe water . . .
Shakira
06-18-2006, 11:26 PM
The PAM is a short & stout Psychology professor.
ouch. two out of three . . . well, in a few years, maybe : )
the PAM is . . . wait, yeah, this is the insult people thread. *rubs hands evilly* the PAM is a problem child because of all the things he mother taught her . . . and she likes to clip he toenails in public.
Shakira
06-18-2006, 11:36 PM
she likes to clip he toenails in public.
:confused::confused:Now how on Earth did you come to know about that :D :brow:
Pendragon
06-19-2006, 09:38 AM
The PAM is a little whacky. ;)
AimusSage
06-19-2006, 09:42 AM
The PAM uses earwax to polish his shoes. :p
Hyacinth Girl
06-19-2006, 01:13 PM
The PAM slurps the soup out of the spoon when eating
papayahed
06-19-2006, 01:16 PM
The PAM wears pink pantaloons.
Hyacinth Girl
06-19-2006, 01:17 PM
The PAM wears white nightgowns
papayahed
06-19-2006, 01:18 PM
The PAM is a peeping tom!! :D
Hyacinth Girl
06-19-2006, 01:22 PM
The PAM is a peeping tom!!
Yes, well, evidently so was Wallace Stevens around 10:00 at night, so at least I am in good company! :lol:
The PAM wears a crash helmet while driving their car
Shakira
06-20-2006, 04:11 AM
The PAM wears a red shirt & orange trousers to work.
ShoutGrace
06-20-2006, 04:58 AM
The PAM uses aerosol cans in a manner other than directed.
Pendragon
06-20-2006, 08:40 AM
The PAM talks out of both sides of his mouth and speaks with a forked tongue! ;)
papayahed
06-20-2006, 09:33 AM
the PAM brushes his teeth with gummy bears.
AimusSage
06-20-2006, 11:52 AM
The PAM is an over the top eighties hair band. :p
papayahed
06-20-2006, 01:21 PM
:D This is the insult thread Aimus!!!!
The PAM still wears spandex.
Scheherazade
06-20-2006, 01:38 PM
Papaya dreams of seeing Stan in spandex!
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 01:53 PM
The PAM thinks that paisley print is still in style
papayahed
06-20-2006, 01:59 PM
The PAM buys irregular underwear (There is a store here that actually sells that stuff)
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 02:02 PM
Ugh!
The PAM thinks Sir Mix A Lot is underrated as a musician
Scheherazade
06-20-2006, 02:02 PM
Hyacinth Girl has a record collection, which consists of 'Santa Baby' song only.
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 02:05 PM
The PAM spotted Papaya there while purchasing items as a birthday gift
papayahed
06-20-2006, 02:06 PM
The PAM thinks Sir Mix A Lot is underrated as a musician
Papaya is the reason that shop stays in business!
You're both right!!!! My Posse's on Broadway!!!
Scher celebrates christmas in July.
AimusSage
06-20-2006, 02:08 PM
the PAM drinks the blood of innocent temp workers in obscure rituals.
Scheherazade
06-20-2006, 02:09 PM
Aimus recycles the Christmas cards she receives... By sending them to other people!
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 02:09 PM
The PAM buys their Christmas cards at the dollar store
papayahed
06-20-2006, 02:10 PM
The PAM is the white boy that makes a lot of money.
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 02:12 PM
PAM was one of the two girlies on Majaraji's lap while he was watching TV
Scheherazade
06-20-2006, 02:13 PM
And Hyacinth Girl was the other girl!
AimusSage
06-20-2006, 02:15 PM
The PAM is one of those old people that harasses their neighbours by making obscene phone calls :p
Scheherazade
06-20-2006, 02:16 PM
Aimus likes receiving obscene phone calls from his elderly neighbours.
Hyacinth Girl
06-20-2006, 02:17 PM
The PAM walks their dog in other people's yards
the PAM tried to walk her cat into other people's yards . . . poor catless PAM : )
Pendragon
06-21-2006, 08:58 AM
The PAM is wandering hopelessly looking for a place that will dock a space station... ;)
papayahed
06-21-2006, 02:12 PM
The PAM eats ice cream with his fingers.
Virgil
06-21-2006, 03:46 PM
The PAM uses ice cream for under arm deodorant.
Hyacinth Girl
06-21-2006, 06:35 PM
The PAM does not use under arm deodorant! :lol:
Shakira
06-22-2006, 08:38 AM
The PAM doesnt have an under arm.
Virgil
06-22-2006, 08:57 AM
The PAM has brain matter dripping from her ears.
papayahed
06-22-2006, 09:28 AM
The PAM has enormous ears.
Pendragon
06-22-2006, 11:29 AM
The PAM is animated by strings attached to her arms and legs. :lol:
Hyacinth Girl
06-22-2006, 12:17 PM
The PAM thinks "espresso" is spelled with an "x"
(Sorry, best I could do without coffee this morning)
kathycf
06-22-2006, 08:57 PM
The PAM washes her hair with tomato juice, because she likes the spiffy red highlights it imparts. Just get some L'Oreal, PAM!
Pendragon
06-22-2006, 09:01 PM
The PAM crept from an ancient grave in Salem.... :nod:
Virgil
06-22-2006, 09:09 PM
The PAM has a wart on his nose.
the pAM lives in a world inside his head inhabited only by turnips and llamas on LSD
Pendragon
06-23-2006, 11:15 AM
The PAM keeps getting between the Earth and the Sun and blocking out all sunlight! ;)
Hyacinth Girl
06-23-2006, 11:52 AM
The PAM leaves scales all over the furniture!
ShoutGrace
06-24-2006, 02:47 AM
The PAM has a piece of cilantro permanently stuck in her yellow teeth.
Pendragon
06-24-2006, 11:45 AM
The PAM is hopelessly bogged down in self-adoration. ;)
kathycf
06-25-2006, 05:03 PM
The PAM is hopelessly addicted to haggis...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/haggis.jpg
miss tenderness
06-25-2006, 05:59 PM
The pam is so much interested in games , aren't u Kathy?
Ryduce
06-25-2006, 09:19 PM
The PAM enjoys eating celery.
Man that was harsh.
Pendragon
06-25-2006, 09:33 PM
The PAM has a face that melts clocks! :lol:
RobinHood3000
06-25-2006, 10:52 PM
PAM has BREATH that melts clocks. And just about everything else.
AimusSage
06-26-2006, 05:16 AM
The PAM is a broken arrow.
Pendragon
06-26-2006, 09:48 AM
The PAM is a rotten turnip! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/c040.gif
the PAM finds WEIRD smileys on the internet . . : )
Hyacinth Girl
06-26-2006, 12:26 PM
The PAM actually LIKES broccoli
papayahed
06-27-2006, 10:13 AM
The PAM collects toenail clippings.
Pendragon
06-27-2006, 10:15 AM
The PAM is the monster at the end of a book I used to read to the kids! :lol:
papayahed
06-27-2006, 10:16 AM
The PAM only pretends that he knows how to read!!
Hyacinth Girl
06-27-2006, 12:21 PM
The PAM is full of stuffing
ShoutGrace
06-27-2006, 04:04 PM
The PAM's insults are like crackly, distorted radio stations - they hardly come through at all, and when they do, it isn't overwhelming. :D
Hyacinth Girl
06-27-2006, 04:07 PM
A hit, a palpable hit!
The PAM is so insensitive to the needs of fragile posters on this thread that his insults strike like anvils upon the head of Wil E. Coyote.
:lol:
ShoutGrace
06-27-2006, 04:10 PM
:lol:
The PAM's knowledge of animatory behavior bespeaks an existence likely consisting of one or more of the following -
1.) sitting around watching cartoons
2.) eating cereal whilst engaged in the above activity
3.) general bummery
Hyacinth Girl
06-27-2006, 04:14 PM
The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps? :brow:
ShoutGrace
06-27-2006, 04:22 PM
The PAM has not the intellectual capabilities necessary to understand that My Little Pony is a classic, and worth devotion.
Hyacinth Girl
06-27-2006, 04:25 PM
The PAM is considering submitting a piece to the Atlantic Monthly entitled:"Strawberry Shortcake: Programming for Little Comrades"
ShoutGrace
06-27-2006, 04:27 PM
The PAM evidently flosses, brushes, and rinses to no avail. The PAM's morning breath comes back with a vengeance mere moments after.
I can smell it across an internet connection . . . ugggh.
Hyacinth Girl
06-27-2006, 04:31 PM
The PAM obviously has an overactive, nay delusional, imagination, as there is no way he could smell anything above the mixed essence of patchouli, sweat, and unwashed body that wafts from him at every moment.
kathycf
06-27-2006, 07:47 PM
The PAM obviously has an overactive, nay delusional, imagination, as there is no way he could smell anything above the mixed essence of patchouli, sweat, and unwashed body that wafts from him at every moment.
Oh, snap! :lol:
The PAM just loves to wear wet, squishy sneakers to swanky restaurants.
The pam is so much interested in games , aren't u Kathy?
Yes, ma'am. They bring out my inner child. Or inner doofus, I am undecided on that... ;)
papayahed
06-28-2006, 10:15 AM
The PAM has an inner doofus.
Hyacinth Girl
06-28-2006, 01:11 PM
The PAM is on a first-name basis with the PAPAM's inner doofus.
kathycf
06-28-2006, 05:50 PM
The PAM actually is, in fact my inner doofus.
Did I tell you that you could leave?! :D
AimusSage
06-28-2006, 06:33 PM
the PAM's brainwaves are so insignificant all the surfers in her head decided to migrate.
papayahed
06-28-2006, 06:47 PM
The PAM wears water wings whenever he goes near water.
AimusSage
06-28-2006, 06:51 PM
the PAM wears airtight shoes, whenever she takes them off, biohazard alarms go off in a fifty mile radius.
kathycf
06-29-2006, 12:46 AM
The PAM wears slices of salami on his feet in lieu of shoes. Talk about a biohazard!
Shakira
06-29-2006, 09:11 AM
The PAM wears the Wolvarine suit at night.
the PAM cannot spell "wolverine". this is a CRIME!!
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 11:51 AM
The PAM wears Spiderman Underoos to bed
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 12:52 PM
The PAM keeps track of which underwear the PAPAM wears to bed.
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 01:13 PM
The PAM doesn't even WEAR underwear
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 01:16 PM
The PAM has a working knowledge of my habits concerning unmentionables - which thread is this again?
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 01:17 PM
The PAM, in an effort to conserve brain cells, has quit differentiating between threads.
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 01:24 PM
The PAM's throrough knowledge of which thread she is in evidences her neurotic physcotic tendencies.
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 01:34 PM
The PAM has also let spelling go by the wayside in order to have enough brain cells to function. :D
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 01:38 PM
The PAM kritisizes spleling but gives no consideration to syntax.
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 01:41 PM
The PAM is now developing my "neurotic physcotic tendencies"
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 01:45 PM
The PAM is providing incorrect physcological evaluations.
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 02:09 PM
The PAM is aware I am doing so, and yet has not reported me to the authorities or the Enquirer.
ShoutGrace
06-29-2006, 03:40 PM
The PAM's evaluations are not interesting enough to qualify as Enquirer material.
Pendragon
06-29-2006, 03:53 PM
The PAM uses misleading atvars. :nod:
Hyacinth Girl
06-29-2006, 04:46 PM
The PAM does not know the exact location of Dijibuti
Miss Darcy
06-30-2006, 12:57 AM
The person above me is frustrating. I can't think of anything non-flattering to say about her. ;)
kathycf
06-30-2006, 01:09 AM
The PAM is not good at making silly insults! ;) :p
For example if Hyacinth Girl was the pam instead of the current pam I would say she wears hats made out of newspaper or something like that. :D
ShoutGrace
06-30-2006, 05:37 AM
For example if Hyacinth Girl was the pam instead of the current pam I would say she wears hats made out of newspaper or something like that. :D
That would be so awesome.
Especially in light of the fact that the PAM, unfortunately, does not even wear paper hats; she prefers to let her fetid, mangy, mop of a scalp covering be an obvious and distracting intrusion to all those around her.
Pendragon
06-30-2006, 10:24 AM
The PAM thinks his post count is embarassing! Duh-ho! :lol:
the PAM's post count is worse. and i thought i spent too much time on this forum . . .
: D just kidding pendragon, forums are life!
Hyacinth Girl
06-30-2006, 01:39 PM
The PAM thought that onomatopoeia was a small country near Albania.
And thank you, Miss Darcy, for the lovely insult. ;) Good to have you back.
Pendragon
07-01-2006, 02:36 PM
The PAM seems obsessed with geography, probably the original girl from Ipanema ... ;)
ShoutGrace
07-01-2006, 03:06 PM
The PAM sings 'Girl From Ipanema' to himself in the shower; a fact which might not seem so devastating considering that the PAM only showers once a month.
Miss Darcy
07-01-2006, 10:08 PM
The PAM enjoys insulting people too much. :p
Taliesin
07-02-2006, 02:49 AM
The PAM also fell victim to the sweet lure of this thread by posting in it.
Mind you, so did we.
kathycf
07-02-2006, 03:36 AM
The PAM stares pointedly at people in the elavator, in direct contradiction to well known elevator etiquette. To make matters even worse, the PAM whistles elavator "muzak" tunelessly while doing so.
Especially in light of the fact that the PAM, unfortunately, does not even wear paper hats; she prefers to let her fetid, mangy, mop of a scalp covering be an obvious and distracting intrusion to all those around her.
Shhh, you tattler, you weren't supposed to tell! Gosh! ;)
(Fetid and mangy? Good grief! :lol: )
Miss Darcy
07-02-2006, 05:35 AM
The PAM has a very nice avatar.
--Oops, wrong thread. Sorry. Let's make it...
...the PAM has an avatar that reminds me of Helen of Troy.
Argh!
The girl in the avatar of the PAM has hair so thick and gorgeous that 12 men have died in battle over a souvenir lock of it.
Pensive
07-02-2006, 06:01 AM
The person above me seems to be forgetful. :p
Shakira
07-02-2006, 09:20 AM
The PAM is trying hard to fly to Neverland but just cannot reach there.
ShoutGrace
07-02-2006, 10:03 AM
The PAM is just uneducated and inexperienced enough to believe that Neverland is a fictional place.
Pendragon
07-02-2006, 03:03 PM
The PAM obviously is deluded enough to think so-called "fictional places" do not exist. :brow:
kathycf
07-02-2006, 03:08 PM
The PAM makes mountains out of his mashed potatoes at the dinner table, to the utter dismay of his family.
Virgil
07-02-2006, 04:28 PM
The PAM flicks peas with her spoon toward the dinner guests at the table. Occaissionly she hits them square between the eyes.
the PAM constantly sings "furelice" to everyone around him until their ears fall off and he can add them to his ear collection.
Pensive
07-02-2006, 11:03 PM
The person above me has a good opinion about those who comment on a book before reading it.
Virgil
07-02-2006, 11:06 PM
The PAM is lousy at math. :D
Oh Pensy, I hope you know I'm kidding.
papayahed
07-03-2006, 09:50 AM
The PAM sitcks his gum on the bottom of tables all over town.
Virgil
07-03-2006, 10:18 AM
The PAM goes through her neighbor's garbage, looking for a meal.
ShoutGrace
07-03-2006, 10:24 AM
The PAM has arm hair dandruff that gets on his keyboard when he types.
Virgil
07-03-2006, 10:50 AM
The PAM throws a baseball like a girl.
Pendragon
07-03-2006, 10:53 AM
The PAM spends hours howling at the moon as if that will make it go away! :lol: http://www.wolfpark.org/images/cutout_wolf_images/Sierra_howl_at_Io.gif
Pensive
07-03-2006, 03:27 PM
The person above me is defeated by Amazon's Ghost.
Virgil
07-03-2006, 04:32 PM
The PAM spends hours howling at the moon as if that will make it go away! :lol: http://www.wolfpark.org/images/cutout_wolf_images/Sierra_howl_at_Io.gif
That's great Pen! ;) :thumbs_up
The PAM does her homework in crayons.
Pensive
07-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Hehe, the person above me sleeps in his office.
kathycf
07-03-2006, 06:50 PM
The PAM wears empty Kleenex tissue boxes on her feet instead of slippers...
Virgil
07-03-2006, 08:40 PM
The PAM doesn't brush her dentures.
kathycf
07-04-2006, 01:15 AM
The PAM doesn't brush her dentures.
well, that is good coming from the PAM aka "Gummy Choppers!" :D ;)
Pendragon
07-04-2006, 09:35 AM
The PAM's "self-resurrecting" fluid is beginning to get a little low...
Pensive
07-04-2006, 11:00 AM
The person above me used to pee in his auntie's room to irritate her. Naughty, naughty boy, he was in his childhood.
kathycf
07-04-2006, 02:03 PM
The PAM takes her job as a mockingbird very very seriously and annoys friends and family with her imitations of them... ;)
The person above me has a good opinion about those who comment on a book before reading it.
wait . . .i do that . . . *hides*
the PAM is a squid. and i had her for dinner. (why does nobody ever tell me what "calamari" or "escargot" mean until AFTER i eat them . .. stupid french.)
oh, and she recites lines from Monty Python in the shower with different voices for the characters!
Virgil
07-04-2006, 10:39 PM
The PAM reads cartoons and finds the language challenging.
Pensive
07-04-2006, 11:55 PM
Heheh
The person above me is funny but he should realise that life should be taken seriously.
papayahed
07-05-2006, 10:23 AM
The PAM is molting.
Pensive
07-05-2006, 10:37 AM
The person above me is scolded by her boss.
papayahed
07-05-2006, 10:42 AM
not yet anyways.
The PAM goes to fast food places and only eats those packets of ketshup
Pensive
07-05-2006, 10:43 AM
The person above me steals tissue papers from fast food places to use them in her home.
kathycf
07-05-2006, 02:18 PM
The PAM gives dancing lessons to fruit... :banana: :banana: :banana:
the PAM is a squid. and i had her for dinner. (why does nobody ever tell me what "calamari" or "escargot" mean until AFTER i eat them . .. stupid french.)
oh, and she recites lines from Monty Python in the shower with different voices for the characters!
If I am a squid, then what the deuce am I in the shower for? Silly mir! :p
BTW, I want my third tentacle back! Hi mir :wave:
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 02:31 PM
The PAM failed out of the Arthur Murray dance program. :D
Pendragon
07-05-2006, 03:34 PM
The PAM's atvar appears to be very bored with the book she is holding! ;)
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 03:35 PM
The PAM wrote the book in my avatar's hand that she is so bored with. :brow:
ShoutGrace
07-05-2006, 06:20 PM
The PAM rides horses like a girl!
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 06:22 PM
The PAM has such poor eyesight he can't tell I really AM a girl!
ShoutGrace
07-05-2006, 06:25 PM
The PAM obviously lives under a rock somewhere (probably a small and ill situated one, too) because there is no other explanation for her not being aware of my world renowned long distance eyesight prowess.
RobinHood3000
07-05-2006, 06:26 PM
PAM is deluded by dreams of X-Ray vision.
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 06:32 PM
The PAM has dreams of superherodom, and thus is jealous of the possibility that ShoutGrace has X-ray vision.
If I am a squid, then what the deuce am I in the shower for? Silly mir! :p
BTW, I want my third tentacle back! Hi mir :wave:
because you couldn't find the ocean!! :D :D :lol: hi kathy
okay, you can have the third. but i get to keep the second. :banana:
the PAM cannot properly recite "the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain". nor can she pronounce the name "Mr.Higgins".
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 06:45 PM
OY!! Oi's a gud girrul oi am!!
The PAM is afraid of dragons!!!
Scheherazade
07-05-2006, 06:50 PM
Hyacinth's 'significant other' is a horse!
Hyacinth Girl
07-05-2006, 06:51 PM
Hyacinth's 'significant other' is a horse!
Hey now, I have a human one too, although I won't say which one I prefer! :lol:
The PAM finds the Brontes depressing - *gasp of horror*
Pensive
07-05-2006, 07:47 PM
The person above me likes ShakyShockyShakenPear's poetry.
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