Pam

[kiz_paws]

The PAM uses toothpaste to touch up those stubborn hair strands " .... A little dab'll do ya ..." :lol:

[Anza]

PAM doesn't even care about those stubborn hair strands!

And Pen, I don't get it...

[Anza]

OMG Pen I googled it!

So am I Mary Ann, Annie, Elisabeth, Catharine, or Mary Jane???
I'm insulted!!:bawling:

[Pendragon]

OMG Pen I googled it!

So am I Mary Ann, Annie, Elisabeth, Catharine, or Mary Jane???
I'm insulted!!:bawling:I was thinking more along the lines of the chappie who offed them, never caught you know--what if he were a She and the She were the PAM, eh? Wasnae insulting your virtue but perhaps your murderous intent... ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM makes hats out of his old underwear.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM makes underwear out of her old hats. :p I'm so creative, huh?

[kiz_paws]

The PAM pours ketchup in her boots just to feel her toes squishy squashy when she walks ... :p

[eyemaker]

The PAM walks in an uneasy manner because her heels have problems,.

[mir]

The PAM's avatar is going to keep me up tonight O_O

[kiz_paws]

The PAM pours cornflakes in their coffee for added crunch ... :p

[mir]

Yum yum!

The PAM has anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching her.

[kiz_paws]

How did you know this! :eek2:

[I skate at the pond that WAS for these guys, but they'll be back once it warms up...;) ha ha!]

PAM fears that people will find out that they sleep with their socks on ...

[Pendragon]

The PAM fears that people will find out what she dosen't have on when she sleeps!

[kiz_paws]

[that would be a complete snowsuit, lined with the thickest polar fleece that money can buy ... you see, it is so cold that the windows are frosted on both sides]

The PAM thinks still that the moon is made of cheese... ;)

[Anza]

PAM does, too, and is saving up to go to the moon and eat the cheese

[greenlake]

what?????!!!!!!!!! the pam makes fun of the moon!!!!!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM colours her fingernails with crayons, and wonders why the colours won't stay put... :rolleyes:

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM chases her husband with a chainsaw.

[Pendragon]

Sounds a lot like a 12 year old's "sour grapes" to me, PAM! :smash:

[mir]

PAM has stinky firebreath!

How's that for juvenile, Pen? :D

[Pendragon]

Not bad! Not Bad! The PAM is a wobby space station that could be the next fallen angel, well FALLEN anyways... :wave:

[greenlake]

hi pen!!!!!

[dramasnot6]

PAM is really willing to make new friends

[mir]

The PAM is a great old friend!

Wait. Isn't this the insults thread . .. ?

OK, then, the PAM beleives that Bush is going to win a 3rd term in the coming elections.

[dramasnot6]

The PAM caught my stupidity! THANKS PAM!


:p

[Pendragon]

The PAM imagines Stupidity to be catching! How quaint! How Dark Ages!:brow:

[dramasnot6]

PAM lives in the way way past :lol:

[kiz_paws]

PAM brought her rollerblades to the ice rink and wondered why she couldn't keep her balance... :p

[symphony]

The PAM smells like loon spirit. :p

[kiz_paws]

OMG, touché mon amie :thumbs_up :lol:

PAM sings along to Barney the Dinosaur when on the transit bus and wonders why people smile... ;)

[symphony]

Pam tried to sing last night and the kids in town went "Mom u didnt tell us banshees were REAL!"

[mir]

PAM attemps to ignore the fact that her real genus is Pescus Maximus!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is NOT smarter than a 5th grader! :lol:

[mir]

Ooo . . . you've done it now, Pen . . .
The PAM thinks that Jeopardy is a kind of animal! (Can an Alex Trebeck change its spots? 0.o)

[dramasnot6]

PAM still can not figure out why Jeopardy contestants start their answers with "who is..." and "what is..."

[RoCKiTcZa]

Between you guys and me, I think PAM is just jealous of the Jeopardy contestants because no matter what she does she can't seem to get on it at all... :p

The PAM is NOT smarter than a 5th grader! :lol:

Kakasa ako sa grade 5!
(our version of that show)

[kiz_paws]

PAM eats pineapple as they are, and cannot figure out why her throat gets so scratchy... ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is the Weakest Link...:p

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM has an unhealthy obsession with exclamation points.

[Anza]

PAM eats chocolate with the wrappers still on for "extra nutrients"

[Bakiryu]

pam is delusional and insists on others calling her "Queen Anza" :p

[kiz_paws]

But the PAM says that SHE is the walrus?? :lol:

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM thinks the PAPAM is really a demented kangaroo.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to wear socks on they're ears and pretend it's hair.

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM wishes she had hair.

[Shalot]

the PAM eats hair. It's a nervous condition.

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM is being controlled by her evil omnipotent hair.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM thinks that hairs must have names and calls every single strand of hair on his or her head by their "rightful" names...

[mir]

PAM thinks Fall Out Boy was founded by Bill Kaulitz!

Waaay too much Tokio Hotel here . . .

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM's favorite thing to do is watch grass grow.

[Bakiryu]

pam is content to watch paint dry ten hours a day, then re-paint and watch AGAIN.

[ntropyincarnate]

PAM eats worms, snails, crabs, clams, seals, shellfish, mussels, seals, and small whales. PAM can eat up to 12,000 pounds a day.

[Shalot]

PAM wears flip flops with regular socks (not toe socks). Doesn't that irriate PAM?

[dramasnot6]

PAM uses their nose as a sock hanger.

[Bakiryu]

PAM eats worms, snails, crabs, clams, seals, shellfish, mussels, seals, and small whales. PAM can eat up to 12,000 pounds a day.

must be really hard since she's a vegetarian :lol:

pam wears a tinfoil hat to protect herself from yellow aliens :alien:

[symphony]

PAM collects algae from seaside rocks and finds a romantic place to eat them.

[jon1jt]

PAM is symphonic, radiophonic, poetiphonic. :p

[symphony]

how's that insulting? :brow:

(or am i just so darned lovely?! :lol: )

[jon1jt]

oh just darned lovely you ms. poetiphonica. :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM makes up silly words!!

[papayahed]

The PAM is saving up her dryer lint to make a nice sweater.

[Pendragon]

So she was dancing in the street in her skivies at noon! The PAM meant to do that! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/DDM.gif

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM is 1500 years old. :D

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is crunchy and tastes good with ketchup .... ;)

[ntropyincarnate]

Heehee.

The PAM is wiggly and squishy and doesn't taste good with anything.

[greenlake]

the pam IS weared

[ntropyincarnate]

The pam IS generic.

[Pendragon]

The PAM, being entropy incarnate, doesn't exist, having folded time back upon itself and made all time exist at once, The Entropy Effect would have then destroyed both the foolish PAM for messing with the time/space stream and probably all off us in a new big bang... :sick:

[ntropyincarnate]

I'm lost...

The PAM creates addicting games that keep me up nights and make me think I'm and idiot. Oh, the cruelty of PAM...

[RoCKiTcZa]

the PAM dreams of playing soccer in a maze.

[Bakiryu]

the pam eats rocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then complains about being "heavy". pam...... *head shake* :p

[kiz_paws]

PAM sliced a crayon to have instant home-made contact lenses.... Sad is the girl who will have to remove them... ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is antisocial. Do you have any idea how hard it would be to find the PAM on The Prairies of Canada?

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM is defective...he has only 7 legs!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM saves her toe nail clippings in a little peanut butter jar that she has had under her bed for a long time! :lol:

[note to Pen -- gotta keep it elusive ya know! that femme fatale image and all... ] :p

[mir]

The PAM was given a brain from the "ABNORMAL" jar! (Or possibly "Abby Normal"?)

[Pendragon]

The PAM is "off to see the Wizard of Oz" in search of a brain. Come to think of it, you got to be a little "off" to see the Wizard, so the PAM should have no trouble! http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000201A5.gif

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM is the proud owner of the one and only dancing nose.

[RoCKiTcZa]

I'm thinking of a way to insult pam... too bad I can't seem to think of anything due to my limited knowledge of this person... it's a good thing I don't know PAM much, otherwise we might lose him in less than a minute's time... :p

[kiz_paws]

PAM wears high heels in the pouring rain :p

[papayahed]

The PAM wears soccor cleats as her every day shoes.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM disco dances with ice skates on to look "cool" **groaner** :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM plays basketball on roller blades and takes walks on muddy lawns still wearing them

[ntropyincarnate]

PAM thinks I'm a he...:p

[mir]

The PAM, being confounded by the gender confusion around LitNet, has come to the conclusion that all the members are, in fact, neuter androids!

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM frosts cake with spaghetti sauce.

[Bakiryu]

the pam actually eats said cake.

[RoCKiTcZa]

I bet the pam just isn't used to the so-called "elegant" food...

[Pendragon]

The PAM has been working on those "EMO" bangs lately and as a result cannot see her food! ;)

[RoCKiTcZa]

Apparently, the PAM understimates my power to see through things!!!

and yeah i do have better emo bangs right now :p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM twists her hair in pipecleaners for that cool punky look :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

I can guess that PAM has been looking in the mirror when she absentmindedly typed what she saw

[mir]

PAM defies all laws of physics by putting on her socks backwards!

[kilted exile]

PAM has russian astronauts living inside of her

[Anza]

We can only hope PAM wears undies beneath his kilt!!

[Pendragon]

I see that the PAM kens naething aboot Highlanders er tradition wae kilts, lads! Dinnae ye watch Braveheart, lassie? Drawers beneath o' a kilt, quoth’a! Begoragh!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Bagpiper.gif

[mir]

Arr . . .the PAM knows not that the grrrrreatest dialict be that of thar pirates, yarrrrr!!

[Pendragon]

Arr--an' who be the PAM to be talkin' of dialect o' pirates to Mr. Arrow, Ghost O' the Good Ship Dastardly, eh? I were in Davey Jones' Locker afore ye first stepped on a rolling deck and drew yer first blood...matey

[kiz_paws]

PAM grinds brown crayons to get that early morning java fix...

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is desperately trying to insult her PAM. :p Who gets the score now anyway?

[Shalot]

The PAM thinks that it's okay to go to the store wearing her bathrobe and house shoes and sponge rollers.

[kiz_paws]

PAM wears the sponge rollers under her arms ... :eek:

[greenlake]

the pam dates people who wear sponge rollers under their arms!!!!!

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM is not actually a natural blond.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is simply insultable. :p

[Pendragon]

The Pam, Rockawhatsa, should talk. A caricature of her would show only hair and a guitar! Or Not! http://www.desktopsmiley.com/dl/34995410/f/64302396.gif

[greenlake]

pam wishes hes a rockstarr!!!!!

[Pendragon]

The PAM must be a Vampire--she's alergic to sunshine!

[greenlake]

im not alergic,i dont like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pam is a dragon who likes fire

[Shalot]

PAM gets way too excited about paper dolls.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a Zombie and falling apart when she walks...

[kiz_paws]

When PAM plays his guitar, he purposely sings a semi-tone off, just to be sure that he is noticed... ;)

[Pendragon]

And for the aforementioned reasons, the PAM always ice skakes into some bloke... ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to collect peanut shells.

[kiz_paws]

And for the aforementioned reasons, the PAM always ice skakes into some bloke... ;)

:lol: snickers :lol:

The PAM likes his signature pic so much that he wears the Guy H. mask all day and all night.

[that is my fave movie, Pen, great stuff!]

[papayahed]

The PAM is too slow.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is too slow.

:blush: I didn't finish my post, lol :lol: I meant to getcha, Papayahed, see what happens when I talk about V For Vendetta?

The PAM drives so slow that the saying Speed Kills means that she shall live forever ... :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM likes her signature pic so much she is considering at least a face make over, perhaps more...;) :blush:

[kiz_paws]

Ha ha! The PAM should get his nose out of Michael Jackson headlines because everyone around him is starting to look plastic.... :D

[Pendragon]

Hey, will somebody else insult de PAM? Whatda I pay youse for anyhow? Buchcha bums! Youse want I should give all youse de deep six? Yeah, dere's a lota bums outa woirk out dere take my jack and give me no lip, see? Now do ya job, capisce?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DaGodfeather.jpg

[papayahed]

The PAM uses bacon grease as hair gel.

[islandclimber]

the PAM "meant to do that"... *looks around nervously to see if anyone else saw this flagrant crime*

[Shalot]

the PAM has a collection of scabs that he keeps in a mason jar on the counter.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a coat she made out of discarded hair weaves she found in the dumpster behind the discount beauty parlor.

[Shalot]

the PAM hangs out at the discount beauty parlor because she likes the smell of burnt hair and permanents.

[islandclimber]

the pam swims in the sewers cuz she likes that unique smell..

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM eats candles and lights them up to get that desired "flavor!"

[papayahed]

The PAM puts ketchup on her goldfish sandwiches.

[Pendragon]

Yeah, but the PAM meant to do that! :lol:

[islandclimber]

the PAM makes love to dragons... Need I say more???? :lol:

[Chava]

PAM indulges in Monty Python, not unlike myself.

[islandclimber]

PAM indulges in Monty Python, not unlike myself.

is that supposed to be some kind of insult!!! :p :D

besides indulging in Monty Python the PAM is more like a carnival according to her mother!!

[Chava]

PAM should by no means be insulted. Monty Python rocks my world.

[islandclimber]

mine too :D (I think this is the insult thread though :D you may want to insult me before we both get lectured on "improper insult thread etiquette".. I hear it is quite the serious subject :lol:)

[Pendragon]

Melancholy geraniums? The PAM is melancholy geraniums? Hoo, how looney is that!? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Mime.gif

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM recently wrote a poem that I liked very much

[Anza]

PAM has the cutest avvie I've ever seen!!

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM just gave the PAPAM a very nice compliment for which she is thankful :D

[Anza]

PAM started a count to 10000 thread that I just revived

MUAHAHAHA!!!! xD

[RJbibliophil]

the PAM will soon see that the PAPAM has changed the whole point of that thread and that it will now survive for months to come

[kiz_paws]

PAM is trying to start a new style by wearing their shoes on the wrong feet :p

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM is mistaken because the PAPAM is not even wearing shoes, much less on the right feet. The PAM should not cry "Wolf!" because the PAM is bored.

[Pendragon]

Would it really be an insult if I thanked the PAM for her complimenting my poem? :wave: Ahoy, Piglet!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears DVD's as hats.

[Shalot]

The PAM wears BVDs as hats.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM lives in another planet where DVDs are a thing of the remote future and flying cars are a thing of the past.

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM is partial to cubes.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM is a frustrated cuber, I believe :)

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM ought to know that the PAPAM has only attempted 5x5

[RoCKiTcZa]

Unfortunately it took years before the PAM was able to solve it? :p

[RJbibliophil]

Why doth the PAM inquire as to the fate of the cube the PAPAM gave her sister for her birthday? Perhaps it would please the PAM to know that it has been solved, though not by the PAPAM who read a book instead of attempting the impossible.

[RoCKiTcZa]

Impossible is nothing, PAM, as the Adidas tagline goes.

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM must be unaware that the PAPAM is very unfamilar with brand name clothing

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM must also be aware that the PAPAM was not well-informed of this fact prior to her advertising of the Adidas sporting line

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM should be informed the the PAPAM will now be logging off.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM must also know that the PAPAM does not find it acceptable for a litnet member who has not been around for a very long time to log off so fast... oh well. Go ahead. See ya next time! :)

[islandclimber]

The pam is EMO!!!!!! Need I say more... :p (oh darn, I forgot, I am somewhat emo on occasion myself :D)

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM tries hard to insult a person but only goes as far as recognizing given facts about her--and herself!!! :D

[islandclimber]

hey!!!!! don't make me insult you!!! :p

the PAM tries to candy coat facts about herself, that are really horrible!! :D

(by the way did you just state that I am of the female sex.. calling me "herself"... I don't know if that was on purpose, but wait to sneak an extra insult in :p)

[RoCKiTcZa]

And what does PAM wish to assert? That I have made a mistake?

;)

All right, do tell me if I did! :blush: Did I?
Okaaaay. Yes I was wrong on that. Sorrry!!! My mistake! :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Laindessiel]

PAM is smmmaaarrrttt.. ;)

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM only says this because she's on Globe. ;)
(You know what I mean, don't you?:p)

[Laindessiel]

Hahaha! PAPAM knows what PAM is saying. I have both! But I'm partial to the latter because I AM, too. :lol:

(I should've capitalized SMART though. :p)

[RoCKiTcZa]

I believe PAM thinks I haven't gone duo! Well, so am I!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/93/Globe_Handyphone_Logo.png

I'm with Globe too ;)

[Laindessiel]

Uh-huh? PAM and PAPAM apparently have both the widest connections...

http://www.digitaldividend.org/graphics/smart_logo.jpg

But have you the brightest?

http://www.mobilecomms-technology.com/projects/digital-mobile/images/logo.gif

:p

[RoCKiTcZa]

Why, of course I do! The Sun is in my heart. :p Dude, howd'ya know that?! :eek2:

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/i/2008/082/9/e/Enlightment_by_romantic_error.jpg

PAM has an eerie psychic sense.

[Pendragon]

I get the strangest feeling that I've seen the PAM and her bunny on the "Bleach" Anime series... http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/som/other/flammie2.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM keeps a fried egg in his pocket at all times.

[djy78usa]

The PAM apparently has constant helmet hair

[BulletproofDork]

PAM shot his gun in the wrong direction.

[papayahed]

The PAM makes her cloth out of colored duct tape and ire hangers.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM fashions curtains out of the pop-off tabs of soda beverages to get that 'new age' look to her home... :lol:

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM enjoys studying clandestine texts by moonlight after snowstorms.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats boogers.

[ntropyincarnate]

The PAM eats other people's boogers.

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM refuses to forgive Indians for being in his closet despite the PAM's reputation for showing up in other people's closets.

[kiz_paws]

Because the PAM lives in The Prairie, she feels that living in a house of twigs is a good thing...

[*Classic*Charm*]

The PAM can't really comment- she's from the Prairies too!

[RoCKiTcZa]

The town PAM comes from is too small nobody can spot it in the Great Canadian North :lol:

[djy78usa]

PAM is a notorious Rubik's Cube cheater

[RoCKiTcZa]

If you call reading from a guide cheating, that is :lol: But I can do it now without a guide, I swear.

The PAM looks up to Beetle Bailey as his role model :p

[*Classic*Charm*]

watch out PAM, your reflection might break the window you're staring at!

[papayahed]

The PAM uses mustard as toothpaste.

[djy78usa]

PAM suffered severe burns after she was unable to escape the disco inferno

[*Classic*Charm*]

PAM WISHES he could have witnessed the disco inferno! He has a thing for bell bottoms...

[greenlake]

i dont no this person so no comment!

[papayahed]

The PAM is still pretty bad at insulting people.

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

PAM is still in love with sesame street

[greenlake]

.................................

[papayahed]

PAM only talks in morse code.

[Beautifull]

i don't understand this game!....
ummmm...
am i supposed to insult an imaginary person?
if so then...
I'm dating PAM's boyfriend...(lol)

[papayahed]

The PAM makes hats out of band aids.


(You are supposed to insult the person that posted just above you. PAM = Person Above Me)

[Shalot]

the PAM saves all her old band-aids. She glues them to pieces of posterboard, and labels by them date. Under the date, she'll include a short description. She has her posterboard seperated into catagories. There are posterboards for knees, elbows, wrists, fingers, etc. Here's an excerpt from her posterboard collection:

June 18, 1988: Fell on sidewalk while listening to Motley Crue cassette tape on Sony walkman while trying out my new rollerblades. I got blood all over my LA Gear high tops and Neon Umbros"

[papayahed]

the PAM saves all her old band-aids. She glues them to pieces of posterboard, and labels by them date. Under the date, she'll include a short description. She has her posterboard seperated into catagories. There are posterboards for knees, elbows, wrists, fingers, etc. Here's an excerpt from her posterboard collection:

June 18, 1988: Fell on sidewalk while listening to Motley Crue cassette tape on Sony walkman while trying out my new rollerblades. I got blood all over my LA Gear high tops and Neon Umbros"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


The PAM STILL wears LA Gear high tops.

[Shalot]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


The PAM STILL wears LA Gear high tops.

You know, I wrote that insult after I had a couple of beers and today I reread it and wondered how I thought you got blood all over your La Gear High tops if you were rollarblading. I mean, did I have it in my mind that you were carrying your hightops while rollarblading? Or, maybe you skinned your knees and went home and took your rollerblades off and put your shoes on before you got a band aid??? Beer is bad.

So, anyway to insult the PAM again: the pam also uses band aids to reupholster her furniture.

[papayahed]

You know, I wrote that insult after I had a couple of beers and today I reread it and wondered how I thought you got blood all over your La Gear High tops if you were rollarblading. I mean, did I have it in my mind that you were carrying your hightops while rollarblading? Or, maybe you skinned your knees and went home and took your rollerblades off and put your shoes on before you got a band aid??? Beer is bad.
So, anyway to insult the PAM again: the pam also uses band aids to reupholster her furniture.

No, Beer is good!!!:lol: :lol:

The PAM doesn't leave home without her favorite hat:

http://extremecraft.typepad.com/extreme_craft/images/2007/11/19/packerpabsthat.jpg

[kiz_paws]

PAM crochets the hats as shown above for a living :p

[downing]

PAM is a marvellous person!

[papayahed]

The PAM eats their boogers.

[Beautifull]

the PAM is...idk...
can't really think of anything mean to say..

[papayahed]

The PAM's favorite afternoon snack is fried booger sandwiches.

[djy78usa]

The PAM has an unhealthy obsession with booger consumption

[kiz_paws]

The PAM gets inspiration from the Coyote and the Roadrunner ... ;)

[Beautifull]

the PAM's a Couch potato.

[djy78usa]

The PAM has a near-debilitating toe-jam problem

[Beautifull]

PAM sucks their toes!AND TOE JAM!!!!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM uses toe jam for toothpaste :lol:

[Beautifull]

the PAM uses toe jam for soap!

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is too full of beauty it has brimmed right out of her! Look out PAM! You might spill all of it! :eek:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has her own Mr. Rogers sweater and wears it when she watches her favorite tv program :p

[djy78usa]

The PAM is deathly afraid of bendable straws

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tapes paper straws on paper plates and wears them everywhere to pretend that they are paper aliens! ;)

[djy78usa]

The PAM is clearly a spy. How else would she know about my paper alien fantasy?

[kiz_paws]

PAM got hungry and ate the beans out of the bean bag chair they were sitting on only moments ago! Oh No! Watch Out! :lol:

[amanda_isabel]

PAM wasn't watching out and sat on the beanless beanbag chair!

[kiz_paws]

PAM uses beanless bean bag chairs for making pajamas out of. :p

[greenlake]

....ummmmmmmm.......idk to insult yo0h

[eyemaker]

PAM Loves blond..(hehe)

[papayahed]

it's easy greenie, just say something like " PAM has a booger collection that she keeps on the bottom of the dining room table"

[eyemaker]

it's easy greenie, just say something like " PAM has a booger collection that she keeps on the bottom of the dining room table"

hahaha! PAM makes loves to eat papaya all the time, that even his stomach shapes like a papaya as well.

[Anza]

PAM mentions earwax in the siggy, because of a blatant obsession!

[papayahed]

The PAM is a chronic food eater.

[djy78usa]

PAM, despite her apparent love for the country's foremost journalist, can't locate Kazakhstan on a world map

[Virgil]

PAM secretly parachutes in the nude. That was some breeze blowing up there PAM. Next time wear at least underwear. :p

Oh I haven't seen this thread in a while. :D

[djy78usa]

PAM secretly parachutes in the nude. That was some breeze blowing up there PAM. Next time wear at least underwear. :p

Oh I haven't seen this thread in a while. :D

LOL. Its funny you mention that Virgil. Whenever paratroopers are nearing their retirement, they go for their ceremonial last jump. A lot of troopers do something off the wall (such as jumping naked) to mark the occasion. I'm still years away from that jump, but I don't plan on any nude jumps in the near (or far) future.

PAM suffers from a rare psychological disorder which forces him to jump into the air and snap after travelling more than 8.3 inches. While his disorder is rather socially awkward, it does make for a pretty entertaining morning commute.

[Virgil]

LOL. Its funny you mention that Virgil. Whenever paratroopers are nearing their retirement, they go for their ceremonial last jump. A lot of troopers do something off the wall (such as jumping naked) to mark the occasion. I'm still years away from that jump, but I don't plan on any nude jumps in the near (or far) future.


:lol: I had no idea people actually did that. I guess I'm looking into your future. :D

PAM was lying that he never parachuted in the nude. He's too embarressed to be seen going to a nude beach and so parachutes in. :p

[Shalot]

The PAM has many wolf t-shirts and he thinks he looks like a bad a.ss when he wears his wolf T-shirts. he has several wolf t-shirts. There is one with a wolf standing on a cliff howling at the moon with an american flag blowing in the breeze in the sky, and then there is the lone wolf shirt with the lightining in the sky, and then there is the wolf t-shirt that has the iron on of the wolf ripping through the cloth. raarrrwwwwwwwwwwww. he wears these wolf t-shirts with his favorite blue jeans and sharp pointy boots. rarrrrrrwwwwwww. the wolf rules.

[Virgil]

The PAM has many wolf t-shirts and he thinks he looks like a bad a.ss when he wears his wolf T-shirts. he has several wolf t-shirts. There is one with a wolf standing on a cliff howling at the moon with an american flag blowing in the breeze in the sky, and then there is the lone wolf shirt with the lightining in the sky, and then there is the wolf t-shirt that has the iron on of the wolf ripping through the cloth. raarrrwwwwwwwwwwww. he wears these wolf t-shirts with his favorite blue jeans and sharp pointy boots. rarrrrrrwwwwwww. the wolf rules.

But how did you know? :lol: :lol:

PAM swears that facebook was something you put the impression of your face onto a notebook. You really shouldn't have put ink all over your face PAM. :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM still eats paste.

[subterranean]

PAM is a hot stuff, eh? ;)

[Pendragon]

Haven't seen the PAM for a long while. Hope you're doing well, Sub! ;) :) Can you actually get a tan liiving like a mole underground?? Ha!

[tractatus]

PAM is real visual art master!
just dont want to miss the chance.

I know: -its sub's turn-

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of potato chips that look like famous people.

[Pendragon]

The PAM, Grover, has gone to the dogs... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AimusSage]

The PAM sold his soul for straws of blue coloured grass, because he thought that would make him a blue grass legend. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM only wears orange because he think it makes him an honorary oompa loompa.

[greenlake]

pam has a papaya as a head and the body of a dog........

[Shurtugal]

PAM likes blood because she's deprived of it.

[1_winged_angel]

the pam wishes so hard to go to neverland, that she thinks that it is real.....
i tried my best!!! oh and people i am greenlake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoCKiTcZa]

Goodness! Greenlake has morphed into some sort of incomprehensible spirit monster! What on earth!!! Hey, but seriously, why? I mean, why'd ya switch accounts? I liked the old one better. :lol:

[Beautifull]

Pam needs to mind their own business, cause it's screwed over!

no offense,right?:p

[kiz_paws]

PAM likes to make jokes that float like lead (as in the metal) balloons. ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM has a Head like a Hole.:lol:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM has a Head like a Hole.:lol:

OMG -- good one!

PAM wondered if the tongue of that avie would stick to a flag pole, or would it NOT stick in the frosts of a Canadian January .... That is the question!! :lol:

[BulletproofDork]

PAM likes to drop eggplants on her neighbors from her second story window.

[papayahed]

The PAM smells like old gym shoes.

[Shalot]

The PAM cooks with old gym shoes. Her specialty is gym shoe soup.

[papayahed]

The PAM picks her friend's noses.

[Shalot]

The PAM has a collection of boogers under the front seat of her car.

[BulletproofDork]

:lol: You guys.


PAM rides the bus, corners random people, and tickles them underneath thier chin.