Pam

[dramasnot6]

PAM keeps frogs in her bookshelf! :p

[Madhuri]

You better be someplace safe PAM, else you might end up in a solution :p

The PAM has her hair coloured like a rainbow..:D

[dramasnot6]

Oh no! PAM colored my hair when i was sleeping! What a prankster you are PAM....:p:D

[kathycf]

The PAM has blue and neon yellow striped hair. How....nice. ;)

[dramasnot6]

By the looks of PAM's descrip, she is the female part to Shouty's mystery pair. Why so mysterious, PAM? :p ;)

[kathycf]

Gah! The PAM carries frogs under her hat. *shudder*

Did you read this lovely poem (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=304778&postcount=590) by Pen? There is a particular line there I really liked. No pestilent gale for me....:p

[dramasnot6]

That was such a beautiful poem! Thanks for pointing it out to me. Once again Pen has suceeded in feeding our hearts and minds.

PAM is a poetic inspiration! How can you stand it PAM? :p

[Virgil]

Last time PAM tried yoga, she accidentally tied herself into a knot and needed to call for mommy to untie her. You must be more careful PAM.

[Riesa]

PAM gets tied in a knot putting his socks on. ;)

[papayahed]

the PAM has holes in her socks.

[Virgil]

PAM has holes on her nose. Tried to do too many piercings?

[Riesa]

those would be called nostrils. everyone has them.

The PAM has no nostrils, so he can't tell how stinky his dog is.

[papayahed]

haha, god one Riesa. I hate to say anything now -----but i will....

The PAM eats nothing but sardines on garlic bread.

[Virgil]

:lol: PAM is in a devious mood this evenng. :lol: Yes, nostils. I couldn't think of it. You know alzheimers. :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM is losing his memory very early, how many states are in the US PAM?:p

[Virgil]

:lol: 48. I think. Or was that when i was born? :D

US or Austrailia

[Riesa]

oh, my. god. PAM thinks this is the this or that thread!

:lol:

US of course.

[dramasnot6]

Was that purposeful PAPAM? *raises eyebrow* US for me too nonetheless

PAM has laughed so much at PAPAM's senility that it has caused her to grow older and more senile herself. Tsktsk PAM :p

[Riesa]

PAM has forgotten that laughter keeps a person beautiful (even if it doesn't keep them from becoming senile.:p (of course it was deliberate.) and virg knows I love him. :p

PAM shouts random numbers when someone is trying to count.

[Madhuri]

The PAM doesnt know counting :eek2:

[Riesa]

The PAM keeps talking about nothing to a person who is trying desperately to finish the last three pages of their book.

[Madhuri]

Oh, I can tell you the ending - guy and the girl marry and have lots of children and lived happily ever after. :D

The PAM has a slight disfunction, she has started hearing from her nose :p

[Riesa]

ugh. sounds like a real lousy book, I guess I'm going to have to start plugging my ear-buds into my nose and listening to some real lively jazz to get over the bore of that book. :D

The PAM speaks sign language with her elbows, and unfortunately it's a sign language that no one but she understands, so everyone just assumes she's standing around making funny motions with her elbows... they don't really know what to make of her, really. It's quite embarrassing for everyone.

[dramasnot6]

PAM makes friends with inanimate objects :p

[Riesa]

that's so true. :p

PAM has spent the last ten years wishing she was friends with a duck that lives in the local park. the duck refuses to be friends, the duck's friendlier with the sprinklers in the park than it is with the PAM.

[Madhuri]

The PAM wants to make a meal out of the 'friendly' duck. She had an eye on that duck for long.

[Riesa]

ah, nope. Don't eat ducks.

The PAM likes to ram the grocery cart into the person's heel in front of her, and then pretend she's sorry, it was all a mistake, and then do it again five seconds later. :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM flies toy planes thinking it is the real flying she is doing. :D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM purposely crashes poor PAPAM's planes.

[AutumnGal]

The PAM likes to park too close to the person in the next space and then leaves them a nasty note for their parking too close.

[dramasnot6]

:D I wish i could do that autumn! only 2 more years till i start learning to drive though! :p

PAM reads so much Calvin & Hobbes Fan that she has turned into an invisible friend herself! :p

[Miss Darcy]

PAM...PAM....PAM......PAM...........

PAM is very good at thinking of insults! (You see? I managed after all! :p)

[dramasnot6]

:D PAM is dangerously addicted to tofee!

[Miss Darcy]

PAM has an all too incinerating imagination. :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM will soon be devoured by canaries
That imaginative enough? :p :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM when running for a race, starts running backwards. *someone give her the directions, please*

[Shadowsarin]

*EDIT - bugger, beaten*

The PAPAM doesn't seem to hold their location in high regard...

The PAM seems to like the word 'Mad'...

[Miss Darcy]

PAM most certainly suffers from the hallucinogenic effect of literature overdose.

[AutumnGal]

The PAM has saved her toe nail clippings for her "collection" since she was four.

(Hi, Miss Darcy. :wave: We haven't met yet, but I'm sure we'll see each other around. ;))

[mir]

The PAM throws lizards off tall spaces attached to bungee cords! Bad PAM! :p

[kathycf]

The PAM has a laugh that makes the sound of fingernails on a blackboard seem lovely and nice.

[dramasnot6]

PAM is training to be a clown but is having trouble putting on her red nose.

[AutumnGal]

PAM sneezed on the tray of Christmas cookies and served them to the guests anyway, yeesh! :sick: :D

[Virgil]

PAM is selling snow balls at outrageous prices.

[mir]

ah, but the PAM is buying! :p and selling Frosty on the black market . .. tear tear

[dramasnot6]

PAM is buying Frosty though! :p

[AutumnGal]

PAM put bids on Frosty and the snow balls to drive up the price! ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM is obviously the one who turned a hair dryer on and melted poor ol' Frosty. Admit it, PAM! :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM is constantly attempting to fly with little success, except bumping into trees :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM lives in a hole in a tree, she is that tiny :p

[toni]

The PAM was not content with bleaching her eyebrows purple, she chopped her hair and dyed it purple too! And on top of that, she will match it to her red and yellow dress! Poor taste, Maddie..*shakes head* :p

[Madhuri]

I auctioned that dress and it sold for a million $ and the PAM bought it. :D

[toni]

And i threw it on the garbage afterwards..:p But the PAM, the PAM! She took it and wore it again without washing it!!:( Oh no!!

[Madhuri]

You threw a million dollar dress in garbage :eek2: It had diamonds inside ~sigh~ one person loss is another ones gain.

The PAM makes wierd abstract paintings saying its 'modern art'

[dramasnot6]

But the PAM commisions those paintings! :p

[mir]

the PAM beleives that "surrealism" is painting herself blue. :lol:

[Virgil]

PAM flys about on a space ship. Or at least tells everyone she does.

[Laindessiel]

The PAM has a laugh that makes the sound of fingernails on a blackboard seem lovely and nice.

*cringes*

And they say virus aren't cool. The PAM runs them and keeps them on his computer for such a long time the virus became friends with him. Ofcourse, that doesn't say much because the PAM finally admitted to "virtual" hanging out with those pesky little creatures that destroy life. :p

[kathycf]

The PAM randomly screeches out the phrase "tinglywingly dooo" in polite company. :eek2:

Avast anti-virus (http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html) is award winning and free download for home users...:)

[dramasnot6]

PAM often begins dancing to the sound of traffic! :D

[kathycf]

PAM keeps all her used tissues rolled in a ball inside her sleeve.

[Virgil]

PAM picks up other people's used tissues and uses them for herself. :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM eats used tissues thinking they are cotton candy:sick:

[Madhuri]

The PAM is old enough to be a lady but she still wears those Mickey Mouse sweaters. :D

[toni]

The PAM wears the Minnie Mouse Ribbons on her hair to a party...:p

[dramasnot6]

The PAM puts on a Minni Mouse outfit and ears for a party! :D She of anyone would pull it off though and make a grand Disney fashion statement

[shinigami]

PAM's name has "snot" in it.....

cool pics though...

[Madhuri]

The PAM reads books upside down, thats why everthing she understands is just the opposite. :D

[Riesa]

the PAM brushes her dog's teeth and fur with her own toothbrush.

[Laindessiel]

Yuck!!!!!!!

The PAM bathes using llama milk. You think that's cool? Then suddenly, there are little brown lumps surfacing on the water. :sick:

(Cool post number, Riesa!)

[dramasnot6]

PAM has a poppy seed stuck in every tooth with no toothpicks in sight! Uh-oh.....

[shinigami]

PAM has bushy eyebrows that connect to her hair...

[mir]

PAM eats crocodile sausage for breakfast! :p

Hi Shinigami! :wave: Haven't seen you in a while!

[Madhuri]

The PAM also shares the same sausage, and now has a small crocodile tail growing....:D

[dramasnot6]

PAM and PAPAM are being shipped to the Zoo's crocodile exhibition! What are you escape plans Maddie and mir?

[kathycf]

The PAM is much too fond of saying the word "galoshes"....

[dramasnot6]

PAM only owns galoshes and no other shoe!

[Virgil]

PAM uses clothes pins for ear rings. Don't they hurt your ear lobes PAM?

[dramasnot6]

PAM accidentally pierced his ears thinking it would help his hearing.

[B-Mental]

The PAM collects things in between the pages of books.

[Virgil]

PAM accidentally pierced his ears thinking it would help his hearing.

:lol: You mean it doesn't?

PAM strives for B grades instead of A's.

[dramasnot6]

Oooo that was a harsh one Virgil :p

The PAM thinks it's restful to sleep with heavy metal playing.No wonder he needs earrings to help!

[Madhuri]

The PAM has pierced some 20 places in her ears and wears earrings in all. :D

[dramasnot6]

:lol: PAM has worn strange earrings that turned her ears green!

[The Jackle]

The PAM wears so many earings, it distrupts the earths magnetic poles .

[dramasnot6]

:lol: Good one jackle! And that may well be true too...:p

PAM bites mosquitos back! :p

[B-Mental]

The PAM has a lump on head where they smacked themself...lol drama

[dramasnot6]

lol b-mental, i deserved that one though!

PAM fools people with their wicked math skills! How cruel! :p

[kathycf]

PAM stomps tomatoes in her bare feet, insisting it makes her tomato sauce have the proper "spiciness". :rolleyes:

:p ;) :p ;)

[mir]

the PAM is an evil person who pretends to be bad at chess and then wipes the floor with her opponent! And then she forces them to guess her middle name!! :( :lol: :wave: hi Evil Kathy!

[kathycf]

The PAM suspects poor innocents of being evil chess wizards! :lol:

Hiya, mir. :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM plays chess with chocolate pieces, losing only because she ate most of her pieces during the game! :p

[The Jackle]

Pam cant play chess, but instead wins by frustrating the oponent so much by asking the rules that the oponent gives up. How Mean.

[dramasnot6]

PAM makes up rules in order to win whenever he plays a game! Tsktsk

[kilted exile]

Despite making up the rules as she goes along PAM never wins at anything.

[AutumnGal]

When alone at work, the PAM makes photo copies of his nostrils and then leaves copies in all his co-workers inboxes.

[dramasnot6]

PAM steals all those copies and sells them on e-bay!

[AutumnGal]

PAM bought ten of those copies--she can't get enough! :)

[dramasnot6]

PAM sold me the copies at an unfair price!

[kilted exile]

PAM was silly enough to pay for photocopies of my nostrils at any price

[dramasnot6]

I only bought the copies of PAM's nostrils because they were exceptionally large and hairy :p

[AutumnGal]

PAM has a fetish for large, hairy nostrils. :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM has a fetish for bright blue mascara!

[shinigami]

How would the PAM know??

PAM is a sucker for e-bay stuff

[BibliophileTRJ]

hey ... how do I get me some of those nostril pix?

The PAM knows who the e-bay suckers are because she's the one selling useless junk to them.

[mir]

The PAM knows this, but still buys them, because he hopes that someday, someday, they may turn out to actually work and he may have a REAL WORKING ASPARAGUS SHREDDER!!!

[The Jackle]

The PAM can't understand E-bay; and hence when she tried to sell an alarm clock, she sold her house, car and her life savings-for £3.50 inc postage & VAT.

[dramasnot6]

The PAM was the one who convinced mir that's how ebay worked! Shame on PAM!

[The Jackle]

The pam once sold there grandmother on E-Bay!TUT-TUT

[dramasnot6]

PAM bought my grandma and has enslaved her to bake her famous blueberry cake 24/7!

[The Jackle]

Deleted....

[The Jackle]

Pam once tried to bake her grandmothers famos bluebery cake, the result is consederd the worst disaster of all time.

[Madhuri]

The PAM only knows how to boil eggs, and plans to launch a cookery book at international level...:D

[dramasnot6]

PAM sometimes uses chicken eggs to play hop scotch!

[kathycf]

The PAM shaved off her eyebrows and penciled in new ones using a pink crayon.

[dramasnot6]

PAM is the one who convinced me to do it because she had never seen a pink eyebrowed person!

[LPRox015]

PAM has the word snot in name :P

[dramasnot6]

PAM is too busy reading to notice here house being removed! :p

[The Jackle]

Pam once saw a spelling error in a supper market sign. It took 40 armed police officers, five army divisions and two weeks of negotiations to convince her that taking hostages is no way to react to bad spelling. Tut-Tut....

[dramasnot6]

PAM was one of the hostages and would constantly be asking for food! PAM's gluttony cost me my demonstration :(

[Virgil]

PAM shows her confusion in the Nietzsche thread. ;) Like me. :)

[dramasnot6]

PAM once ate plastic fruit :p Hi Virgil :wave:

[mir]

PAM puts socks on her hands and gloves on her feet and then wonders why she can't walk or pick things up. :p

Hey Drama! :D

[kilted exile]

PAM is consistently spaced out

[dramasnot6]

PAM is in exile :p

Hi Mir! Sorry I'm taking a while with your novel! Just been busy around here lately, but i really love it and am making brief comments as I go along :)

[toni]

PAM ate her dinner on her doggy's tray! :sick:

[dramasnot6]

PAM then licked out the crumbs from the tray! :p

[kathycf]

PAM is constantly forcing me to insult her! Bad girl, baaad PAM! :p

[LPRox015]

PAM is complaining about insulting others! :P

[Laindessiel]

The PAM has a computer graphic-inspired username. Can hardly read it, PAM.

[Miss Darcy]

The PAM spends too much time snooping around and breaking into random computers at the Ferrari headquarters. :p

[mir]

The PAM spends all her time looking for signature quotes on the internet and has no time to work! :goof: :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM has made me frustrated at the corruption and stupidity of the world with her novel! :lol: I was much happier being ignorant PAM :p

[mir]

. . .okay, i totally just shouted "I MADE SOMEONE FRUSTRATED AT THE CORRUPTION AND STUPIDITY IN THE WORLD!!!" in the middle of the Sophomore lounge. :lol:

i'm sorry PAM!! PAM is too nice to worry about such things. :) she makes the world a little less evil and stupid!

[Madhuri]

The PAM shouts so much that she has a croaking voice...:p

[dramasnot6]

PAM has gotten her hair stuck in a pot of honey :p

[mir]

. . . waaaaah!!!! :sick:

just realized that i completely mixed up the "compliment" and "insult" threads. Alas, old age, my memory is going . . . i am going to have to regress to fourteen years old. :p

PAM, allow me to make up for my lapse of before. You are a bug-eyed gree-toenailed tomatoe-eating scaryfaced walrus! :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM thinks 14 years old is immature! *indignant* Just because I am an example of an imature 14 year old doesn't mean you should generalize PAM! :p

[mir]

. . but i needed a double insult . . .

:D plus i'm only a year older and more immature than you, Drama, so i shouldn't be talking. :p

but before i duct-tape shut my mouth: the PAM has periodic childhood regressions in which she goes on a manhunt for her blankie! :goof:

[Pendragon]

The PAM is lost in thought, hardly strange, she always gets lost in unfamiliar territory! :rolleyes:

[Madhuri]

The PAM makes human beings into monkeys. :rolleyes: Why go backwards? :)

[dramasnot6]

PAM lost a tooth biting into a wall when she saw a poster of food on it :D

[kathycf]

PAM finds it entertaining to bite other people's fingernails. Stick to your own PAM...

[dramasnot6]

PAM is my main customer for the Fingernail Biting Industry. Why so lazy PAM? :p:D

[mir]

The PAM changes her avatar so often that epileptics get fits!

P.S. I like the new avatar, Kathy. :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM is too slow on the PAM thread!

[Virgil]

PAM hates me.

[dramasnot6]

I don't hate you Virgil! Wherever did you get such an idea? *feels rejected as Virgil's friend* I am very sorry you feel that way. A bit of apology limoncello lemonade?

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/dramasnot6/limon.jpg

PAM is quite mistaken :(

[Virgil]

No you don't owe me any apology. Thanks for understanding.

[dramasnot6]

I guess PAM has lost his taste for Limoncello! What a shame. :p

[Virgil]

I guess PAM has lost his taste for Limoncello! What a shame. :p

Oh no. I'll take it. Thank you.

PAM is very understanding young lady.

[Riesa]

PAM is snarky.

[papayahed]

Pam has a marshmallow collection.

[dramasnot6]

PAM used Riesa's marshmallows for earplugs

[Madhuri]

The PAM is out of the Amazon ship crew. And you ask me why?? :eek: She didnt wash her eye patch the pirates way :rolleyes: :D

[mir]

The PAM joins the PAPAM in ex-pirateness! SHE managed to capsize her boat by thinking the top'sl goes UNDERNEATH the ship!

[The Jackle]

pam, once tryed to sail a ship across the atlantic. Pam soon realised, after 6 months, that she was still in a dry dock going noware!!

[kathycf]

The PAM converses only in Dr Seuss style...

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....

[dramasnot6]

PAM lives on a Dr.Seuss diet of Green Eggs and Ham. :sick:

[Madhuri]

The PAM has a palm tree, and she planted it thinking it can bear mangoes....Day dreaming, huh?? :D

[toni]

The PAM ate the palm tree instead.. :lol: :lol: Now she is the one day-dreaming...:p

[Madhuri]

It tasted really well, except this thing that is stuck between my teeth...

The PAM day dreams in the night....

[toni]

PAM daydreams on the Indian streets.. Watch out, Maddie! :eek2:

[Madhuri]

Whats wrong with day-dreaming on Indian streets? Well, okay, I should watch out for the truck driving wrong side...

The PAM doesnt walk the streets at all, she stays indoors. She is afraid she might be run over by a bicycle...:lol:

[dramasnot6]

PAM is the careless bycicle driver PAPAM is scared of! :p

[kathycf]

PAM is only interested in plucking her nose hairs out with tweezers and mounting each individual specimen on it's own tiny plaque. Why so, PAM? :confused:

[bluevictim]

PAM has cold feet. (Is she about to get married?)

[kathycf]

:lol: No, not any time soon. PAM flys on a doghouse.

[dramasnot6]

PAM has an addiction to cheerios

[Madhuri]

The PAM enters her home through windows, what a strange way :p

[kathycf]

The PAM makes remarks like that knowing full well she turns into a stream of smoke and blows in her doors through the key hole.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is so absent minded that she wore a six inch heel on one foot and floater in the other, and was asking everyone whats wrong with her :p :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM can't pretend to be a camel even if she drank water like one! She's such a poor imitator of camels, that it is written down in the guiness book of records as the person who is worst at imitating camels. :nod: :p

[Madhuri]

Yay, I got into the guiness book of records....:banana: so what if it is for being a poor imitator :p

The PAM is scared of razor sharp edges :p

[The Jackle]

The Pam sells razor blades to little children as sweets.

[Madhuri]

The PAM bleeds even from an ant bite...:p :D

[kathycf]

The PAM is completely addicted to gooey cheese spreads that come from cans. Admitting it PAM, is the first step to recovery.

[mir]

PAM goes on a nightly rampage, terrorizing the people of her hometown! All beware the terrible turniplover . . . :eek:

[grace86]

PAM gets drunk from Gatorade

[kathycf]

PAM yells out the word "booty" in polite company.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM is is the company laughing hard so hard she cries when grace yells out the word booty.
..."BOOTY!"

[Misscaroline]

The PAM is having fun with pirate terms...:snicker:

[The Bookinator]

Oh you know it. The Pam is a wompaflyer! Ha! (Whatever that is... *ponders*)

[Misscaroline]

Laindessel named me awhile back... I'll see if I can find it for you soon...

The PAM is a very fun person who ought to stick around...: point:: point:

[Madhuri]

The PAM is fishing for complements in the insult thread.

[grace86]

The PAM has an irrational phobia of pine needles and turns purple whenever she sees them.

[Madhuri]

The PAM sometimes has this hairstyle where she looks electrified, all this she does just to look different :D

[AimusSage]

The Pam uses ornamental shrubberies to scare of potential visitors.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM is one of Madhuri's scared stupid visitors.

[kathycf]

The PAM devours platters of lutefisk (http://www.plainsfolk.com/weblog/Lutefisk.jpg)at every opportunity. Generally speaking, if it is fish soaked in lye, the PAM is all over it. :sick:

[mir]

The PAM wears a perfume modeled after stinky socks!

[Laindessiel]

The PAM models stinky socks. :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM is the first one to buy 'Stinky Socks Smelling Good' perfume :p :D

[The Bookinator]

The PAM uses 'Stinky Socks Smelling Good' perfume as a breath freshener. Ew...


Tic-Tac?:p

[mir]

The PAM is a tic-tac abuser! Late at night, she douses herself with Eau de Sockystink, then sits in a corner and finishes five boxes of mints . . . cut down, PAM, break the habit! :p

[Domer121]

The PAM has a uni-brow...

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's unibrow merges with PAM's moustache.

[dramasnot6]

PAM's moustache is attached to PAM's unibrow by PAM's sideburns
PAM must have dropped archery and catch his villains via facial hair :p

[kathycf]

The PAM braids the hair on her arms into multiple pigtails and ties them all off with whatever color ribbon matches her outfit. It is...a look.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM is jealous of Robinhood and dramasnot's fashion trend, and is secretly trying to grow facial hair JUST LIKE RH's...

[dramasnot6]

PAM is slipping anti-hair growth pills in kathy's food to prevent her from picking up the trend.

[Madhuri]

The PAM wears a monkey cap in the night and jumps on her bed just like a monkey. :p

[kathycf]

The PAM superglues doughnuts to her ears, considering the look better than any she could achieve with earrings. Plus, when hungry, there is a snack always within reach.

[Madhuri]

The PAM took my doughnut shaped earrings (they look tempting), and when she took a bite, her front teeth were broken. Poor PAM :p :D Say cheese :D

[papayahed]

The PAM eats nothing buy cheese and has even taken to wearing a cheese hat.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM smells like blue cheese. Watch out for Madhuri!!

[mir]

The PAM eats nothing but Gorgonzola!

[Riesa]

ick. :lol:

the PAM adds hair and fingernail clippings to the family dinner of Meatloaf.

[mir]

Ew!

HAIR?
:lol:

The PAM can't cook anything but macaroni and cheese.

[Susan Sonnen]

Who the heck is the PAM???

[BibliophileTRJ]

Even after 413 posts, the PAM still hasn't figured out that "PAM" = Person/Poster Above Me.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears socks made of human hair.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM has been snooping around in my sock drawer.

[Susan Sonnen]

The PAM ........uh........the PAM eats his toenails!

(so I'm new at this!)

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is so (admittedly) new at this that she does not yet realize that she's supposed to MAKE SOMETHING UP rather than just TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ME. ;)

[mir]

The PAM doesn't realize that he is supposed to insult the PAM - not himself! :lol:

He? sorry if i confused gender . . .

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM is a real stickler for the "rules"......
(but got my gender correct)

[Susan Sonnen]

The PAM makes daisy chains on the grassy hillside in the spring.

[The Bookinator]

the PAM brushes their teeth with daisy chains. Very green...

[AutumnGal]

As a child, the PAM used to eat yellow snow. Eeewwwww! :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM has created an entire wardrobe out of old Milli Vanilli, Bon Jovi and Vanilla Ice CDs.

[dramasnot6]

PAM finds chores more exciting than anything else

[AutumnGal]

When the PAM was born, she imprinted on the doctor like a newly hatched duckling and followed him around everywhere. The doctor's wife was quite upset about it. ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM messes up her dangling modifiers. Oh, snap! :p

[mir]

I . . . don't know how to follow that . . . O_O

:lol: the PAM can say that sentance with a straight face! oh SNAP! :D

[Madhuri]

While laughing the PAM's false teeth fell off :p now everyone else is trying to keep a straight face :lol:

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has no teeth and is jealous of mir's dentures. Smile! :D

[papayahed]

The PAM has a pet potato named rufus.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM routinely devours other peoples pet potatos (poor, poor Rufus!)

[kathycf]

The PAM has a lazy avatar, who likes to lounge in bed all day...:p

Get that avy a cup of coffee already! ;)

[BibliophileTRJ]

You can't see it from the pic; but he's CHAINED to my bed!

The PAM has a funny accent just like my grandfather......also a Massachusettian....um....Massachusite....er....Mas sachusetter....?????

[papayahed]

The PAM wears rubber suits

[BibliophileTRJ]

Only for pleasure, my dear.......

The PAM had a very large, very red, very round nose...... and plastic eyes (and NO ears, that I can see)

[RobinHood3000]

What are you, PAM, Mr. Potato-Head?

[kathycf]

PAM has a raging case of potato envy.

Hi Robin! :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM fuels that potato envy by glorifying potatos in the media

[mir]

Ah, but the PAM conducts secret potato-cloning experiments in her basement, for she cannot attract any of the species naturally! O_o

:D Hi, Drama!

[papayahed]

The PAM is afraid of Potatos.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM has more eyes than a 6 month old potato.

[Susan Sonnen]

The PAM smells like a 6 month old potato!

[dramasnot6]

Ah, but the PAM conducts secret potato-cloning experiments in her basement, for she cannot attract any of the species naturally! O_o

:D Hi, Drama!

:D Hi pensy! I am really an introvert when it comes to spuds is all :p


The PAM lives off of 6 month old potatos!

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM thinks that 6 month old potatos are a delicacy.

[kathycf]

PAM accosts strangers on the street to tell them potato facts:


The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is a perennial plant of the Solanaceae, or nightshade, family, commonly grown for its starchy tuber. Potatoes are the world's most widely grown tuber crop

:eek: :eek:

[papayahed]

The PAM bites her toenails

[kathycf]

PAM, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Trivia bonus: You can win a 18 month old potato with lots of eyes if you can name the movie that line comes from....;)

[dramasnot6]

PAM uses barbed wire as a hair accesory

[AutumnGal]

When the PAM drinks her morning coffee, she strains it through her teeth to give them a nice brownish cast, which matches her eyes. ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM uses lard on her hair for that "wet" look.

[AutumnGal]

PAM is so incredibly jealous of my en vogue "wet" look. (Now if I could just get the all the dogs to quit chewing on my head...) ;)

[Domer121]

PAM spends too much time on whats on her head..and it shows...try to have a conversation with PAM....