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kathycf
10-13-2006, 05:24 PM
The PAM is not happy unless wearing full clown makeup and also his 18 inch long red shoes. Next to that green lipstick looks tame.
RobinHood3000
10-13-2006, 06:32 PM
PAM wears neon green lipstick, 6-inch heels, and hot pink fishnets. Next to that, a clown get-up looks tame.
Hyacinth Girl
10-13-2006, 06:32 PM
The PAM uses a banana for a cell phone.
kathycf
10-13-2006, 06:57 PM
PAM wears neon green lipstick, 6-inch heels, and hot pink fishnets. Next to that, a clown get-up looks tame.
Doh! Now the secret is out! So that is what Hyacinth meant in her post when she attempted to steal my hill....:lol:
The PAM disdains cellphones, preferring to call her friends and associates via a tincan and some string.
Hyacinth Girl
10-13-2006, 07:00 PM
The PAM, fearing the Y2K bug, stockpiled water, food, and Aquanet hairspray to maintain her bangs. :D
kathycf
10-13-2006, 07:09 PM
The PAM, fearing the Y2K bug, stockpiled water, food, and Aquanet hairspray to maintain her bangs. :D
Oh snap! :lol: I really did use that stuff!
The PAM bought all the stock in the Aquanet hairspray company because she knew her use of the product alone would make the shares skyrocket...She counted her riches while listening to Poison and Quiet Riot. :p
Pendragon
10-14-2006, 10:42 AM
The PAM carves voodoo dolls of forum Yeouch! members! :flare:
And Mir, it might solve the clothes problems, but the lawsuits from people laughing themselves to death would be worse! :lol:
hmm . . . *becomes lawyer, hides all Robin's clothes* :D
the PAM gets fashion ideas from Wired magazine!! (don't ask me how that works out . . .:lol:)
Madhuri
10-15-2006, 02:21 PM
Pen, I like that picture, I didnt notice your shirt when I saw it earlier, but I still think you look very nice. :D
The PAM thinks being a subshrub is cool.....(this is the most effective insult I could think of :p)
:D . . . i was looking for a word in Word Dictionary one day and stumbled upon subshrub (which is a real word!) . . . and it REALLY amused me, i don't know why . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:
the PAM admits her insanity in her very name! and is trying to foil my plans of making a world vs. Mr. Pendragon lawsuit . .. *glare*
kathycf
10-16-2006, 02:54 AM
The PAM eats green eggs and ham...
Hi mir! :D
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 04:06 AM
The...PAM...*yawns*...the pam is...*tries hard to resist another yawwn*....the pam makes ou feel....*fu@# cant resist yawning*....the Pam make s you feel sleepy......................YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW WWWWWN.....*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
(kidd...*yaawwwn* ....dding....) :D
Madhuri
10-16-2006, 05:32 AM
The PAM is not at all attentive..............:D and is always sleeping through conversations........
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 06:01 AM
The Pam always makes Sleepy Conversations...Yawwwn....
:D
Madhuri
10-16-2006, 06:05 AM
The PAM should know that yawning is contagious, and I am at work. STOP IT!!! :D :D
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 06:15 AM
Yawwwwwwwwwn....lol :D
Madhuri
10-16-2006, 06:19 AM
The PAM is like a tail that will never straighten out.....:D :D
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 06:32 AM
The Pam is like a pelican having a large bill that never bends .... :D :D :D
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 07:48 AM
The PAM is a spoiled brat... jk :D
Virgil
10-16-2006, 07:50 AM
PAM shampoos her hair with ground chocolate chip cookies.
the PAM EATS HIS VEGETABLES!!! :eek2:
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 08:09 AM
the PAM drinks tea with some drops of delicious lemon flavour shampoo :lol:
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 08:11 AM
EDIT: THIS IS ABOUT MIR
sh!t...i got one chance to speak somethign about you Mir....and that too in this Insult the person above me thread :(
*Sigh*.....the pam is a sweet person...
I think to call Mir just Sweet is an insult for her as she the sweetest girl around.......(hey its about perception as i said earlier ...) :D :D
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 08:12 AM
hI kALTRINA
kal is a Lemonade-eyed damsel.... :D
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 08:18 AM
hi Snail...how are you today?
Snail is a creepy cute creature.... :D
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 08:20 AM
hi kal i am great...hwo about you
Kal is an assassin...(her eyes are weapon-evidences ) :D
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 08:37 AM
lol
I'm fine thanks...
Snail is a cold blooded murderer... :)
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 08:47 AM
i dont have any weapons...i have a refrigerator though ;)
kal is Lethal!!
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 08:49 AM
lol... see what I told ya...
Snail is a deadly refrigerator... :lol:
Dry_Snail
10-16-2006, 08:53 AM
Kal is a Kahuna Burger :D
Kaltrina
10-16-2006, 10:09 AM
Snail is french fries... :lol:
EDIT: THIS IS ABOUT MIR
sh!t...i got one chance to speak somethign about you Mir....and that too in this Insult the person above me thread :(
*Sigh*.....the pam is a sweet person...
I think to call Mir just Sweet is an insult for her as she the sweetest girl around.......(hey its about perception as i said earlier ...) :D :D
aww . . . thanks, Dry Snail. :blush: i am momentarily changing this to the Compliment-the-PAM thread. And you to the PAM. So, the PAM is one of the people who just make my whole day better whenever i meet them around. :)
okay, back to the insults. :D Kaltrina eats Big Macs for breakfast! and (:eek: ) ASPARAGUS!!
Pendragon
10-16-2006, 06:31 PM
You might have to be hick to understand this insult. The PAM has only one oar in the water... :lol:
Madhuri
10-16-2006, 07:43 PM
The PAM has eight legs, and walks like a spider. :D
Pendragon
10-17-2006, 10:25 AM
The PAM's lift hasn't made it to the top floor in some time. :lol:
Madhuri
10-17-2006, 11:00 AM
The PAM wears size 100 trousers :lol:
optimisticnad
10-17-2006, 03:43 PM
The PAM smells of garlic no matter how many times she washes and despite all the pefumes she puts on (which are actually garlic perfumes but because of her huge blocked nose she cant really tell it smells of garlic)
Hyacinth Girl
10-17-2006, 03:59 PM
The PAM reads comic books upsidedown!
optimisticnad
10-17-2006, 04:01 PM
The PAM is amongst those members who spy on me from earth to mars in my palace because i only read comic books when im on the 'bog'. shame on you!
Hyacinth Girl
10-17-2006, 04:12 PM
The PAM actually USES the comic books when "on the bog" if you know what I mean. . .
:)
optimisticnad
10-17-2006, 04:19 PM
the PAm has extra sharp cameras in my bathroom as she is able to see that.......double shame on you!
Hyacinth Girl
10-17-2006, 04:21 PM
The PAM is on the CIA's list of highly suspect people, hence the need for my extra-sharp camera. Watch out for the men in navy blue, PAM!
optimisticnad
10-17-2006, 04:25 PM
mmm....men in navy blue unifrom> honey, why would i run away from them. they sound absolutely delightful. lol/ :-)
The PAM is a really really old women who eats the blood of young virgins every full moon to stay yong and sexy.
Hyacinth Girl
10-17-2006, 04:28 PM
Actually, PAM, I am a really old woman who BATHES in the blood of young virgins, mixed with milk from angora goats, once every full moon to stay young and INCREDIBLY sexy! :lol:
The PAM has a fetish for people in uniform. . .any uniform. . . including park attendants, crossing guards, and meter maids. =-)
Madhuri
10-18-2006, 02:56 AM
The PAM is dirty......:D
RobinHood3000
10-18-2006, 06:03 AM
PAM is squeaky-clean...where's the fun in that?
the PAM bathes in tomato-juice!
Riesa
10-18-2006, 11:27 AM
PAM started a cool new thread, and then left the poor llama haikuless. :p
i was waiting for someone else to post! oh well. you're right, i cannot abandon the llama. *sniff*
the PAM is locationalless! perhaps she is NOT OF THIS EARTH? 0_o
Hyacinth Girl
10-19-2006, 01:30 PM
The PAM is cruel to llamas, alpacas, and the occasional ring-tailed lemur
Riesa
10-19-2006, 01:40 PM
The PAM loses her petals on blustery days. ;)
Virgil
10-19-2006, 02:15 PM
PAM decided to not put the correct number of candles on her birthday cake. She sneaked five candles off.
Riesa
10-19-2006, 04:03 PM
did not! :p the PAM is still much much much older than I. ha. ;)
Madhuri
10-22-2006, 02:32 PM
The PAM should know 'Old is Gold' :D
the PAM should know "Young is Platinum"
hey, it rhymes if you don't think about it . . . :p
kathycf
10-23-2006, 02:55 PM
After reading the post of the PAM I had a stroke from the effort of NOT thinking about her platinum rhyme. Ow, my head! Oh yes, and the PAM is really lacking in the handbag department. So nyah. :p
Riesa
10-23-2006, 05:11 PM
the PAM's favorite beverage is murky flower-vase water.
kathycf
10-25-2006, 08:40 PM
The PAM enjoys a "fabulous" shrunken head stew served over eyeball dumplings. :sick: :p
AimusSage
10-26-2006, 05:02 AM
The PAM is so slow, she ages backwards. :D
the PAM reads nothing but Gossip Girl books!
papayahed
10-26-2006, 08:46 PM
The PAM regular dines on bitten off fingernails
Riesa
10-26-2006, 10:10 PM
The PAM shoots BB's at the old ladies that walk by her front porch on their way to church.
RobinHood3000
10-27-2006, 05:44 AM
PAM walks too slow on her way to church.
Pendragon
10-27-2006, 08:25 AM
The PAM is the gargoyle that sits atop the cathedral on dark nights watching...
Madhuri
10-27-2006, 04:52 PM
The PAM belongs to a gang. ;)
Pendragon
10-28-2006, 12:16 PM
The PAM is applying for membership in said gang...
Madhuri
10-28-2006, 12:22 PM
Yay!! I get to become a gangsta :lol:
I love the excitement (the police chasing a gang, sound of sirens) :D
The PAM has applied for the post of Godfather of the gang. :) The gang is doomed now, for Pen being such good natured, I doubt if they ever will be able to commit a crime.
but the PAM will bring the pack back to their former bloodthirsty ways as soon as she becomes involved!! :p with one notable exception: now they will all have to write poems to their victims! :D
kathycf
10-28-2006, 05:26 PM
The PAM really enjoys eating something that makes her tongue green and then sticking her tongue out at innocent people.
Pendragon
10-29-2006, 11:00 AM
The PAM learned to cook from Hannibal Lecter, to judge from the picture of the dish she was serving up at the caffine hovel... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/e015.gif
Riesa
10-29-2006, 11:05 AM
the PAM makes an annoying sound that's a tuneless half hum, half whistle on long car trips.
Virgil
10-29-2006, 01:14 PM
PAM vomits in the stew she cooks for flavor. Nice chunky stew. :D
Riesa
10-29-2006, 01:50 PM
oh, I'd love to make Chunky the pug into a stew.
PAM's favorite dish is Chunky Stew ala Riesa.
RobinHood3000
10-29-2006, 02:00 PM
PAM reminds of the girl from that movie Audition.
Riesa
10-29-2006, 02:03 PM
hmm. haven't seen it.
PAM's tricksey, and won't tell what he's got in his pocketses.
the PAM calls passing bulldogs "my prrecious . . . " :p
optimisticnad
10-29-2006, 03:28 PM
The PAM falls off tall objects hoping to be caught by Prince Charming, unfortunaltey only blad old teethless men who eat like a horse and fart like cows catch her. *whistles*. She calls them 'myyyyy prrecious'!
:-)
kathycf
10-30-2006, 09:27 AM
The PAM lies. She is really from the most unfashionable planet in the whole galaxy....Pluto. ;)
Madhuri
10-30-2006, 09:31 AM
Ah, now I get to insult the PAM, finally I got a chance :banana:
The PAM thinks she is a girly geek, :rolleyes: when she cant even hold a knife without fainting :D
kathycf
10-30-2006, 09:40 AM
Now the PAM may take another turn at insulting me. ;) :P
The PAM has never been able to master the ever so difficult concept of shoe tying. I feel for you PAM, I really do. :D
Hi Madhuri, how are you today? :wave:
Madhuri
10-30-2006, 09:44 AM
My chance, my chance!! :D
The PAM wears her clothes inside-out and thinks it is the latest trend :D
PS -- I am doing great! Thank you. How are you?? :)
kathycf
10-30-2006, 09:51 AM
The PAM evidently forgets that I am a fashionable trendsetter. Only the coolest folks wear their clothing inside out. The PAM is obviously not cool and also a big SILLYHEAD! :D
I am doing ok, thanks. :)
Madhuri
10-30-2006, 09:55 AM
Alright!!!
The PAM is the coolest fashionable trendsetter....from Pluto ;) :D
Orange.Reason
10-30-2006, 09:59 AM
:brow:
the pam is ....faking her identity by putting someone else' picture as her avataar....
Virgil
10-30-2006, 10:37 AM
oh, I'd love to make Chunky the pug into a stew.
PAM's favorite dish is Chunky Stew ala Riesa.
Touche! And what is wrong with Chunky?
PAM drinks orange marmalade mixed with beer for a breakfest drink. How else will she get hewr vitamin C.
The PAM eats recycled cheese curds!
Riesa
10-30-2006, 12:28 PM
And what is wrong with Chunky?
nothing is physically wrong with him, it's that he is, hmm. how shall I put this? He is all of the words that one shouldn't say in front of children. arf.
PAM requires three brushings every morning to make a dent in the green moss that grows on her teeth, but first she flosses and whatever she gets out she eats for breakfast. :sick:
Pendragon
10-31-2006, 11:31 AM
It has been rumored, given that she uses a full HARVEST moon for an atvar, that the PAM is either a werewolf or involved with the occult... http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fear (16).gif
kathycf
11-01-2006, 03:00 PM
The PAM is followed where ever he goes by a herd of stampeding turtles.
Nightshade
11-01-2006, 03:02 PM
PAM is so forgetful she forgot to get dressed!
Pendragon
11-04-2006, 12:41 PM
The PAM is our "Lady of Smiles." But have you ever noticed how things like alligators, crocodiles, predators such as wolves and tigers also smile with nice sharp teeth? Also vampires and werewolves? Then also, the Orientals have a smile they call "making teeth" which is decidedly sinister. Is she a harmless lady with a beautiful smile or does it mask a darker side? :D
the PAM likes to stay up late and electrocute swords. no, Pen!! how could you be so cruel?? :p
Virgil
11-04-2006, 10:40 PM
PAM abuses llamas with latin. :p
kathycf
11-06-2006, 02:13 AM
The PAM commits the unpardonable sin of talking in the movie theatre during crucial moments in the film.
Madhuri
11-07-2006, 03:08 AM
The PAM has bloodsucking parasites living in her hair, and she is always scratching her head and dropping these parasites on other people as well.....:p :D
shinigami
11-07-2006, 07:46 AM
I do so LOVE this game...
The PAM wears a wig of goat hair dyed with goat sh*t...mwahahaha.. I'm mean... :)
Madhuri
11-07-2006, 07:50 AM
The PAM is the leader of the goat community :p :D
shinigami
11-07-2006, 07:52 AM
At least I'm a leader dear PAM whilst you on the other hand are a mere decorational item at some harem in India
Madhuri
11-07-2006, 08:04 AM
I would want that arrangement.
the PAM has a tiny avy....:D
Virgil
11-07-2006, 08:05 AM
PAM is a cartoon...:D
shinigami
11-07-2006, 08:11 AM
Hello Virgil... miss me?
PAM is still running...
the PAM is tiny! :p
haven't seen you around in a while, shinigami - hi! :D
RobinHood3000
11-07-2006, 09:43 AM
PAM is triple-wide. :p
OOOOH . .. .
WAR, robin. WAR. :P
the PAM shot himself too may times in the head! and still sleeps with teddy bears!!
Pendragon
11-07-2006, 10:53 AM
Whence comes the darkness that o're us hath spread?
'Tis that space station Mir passing o're our heads!
And not content to rob us of the sweet daylight,
She fain wouldst hover there all night! :lol:
Not so cruel as to block the sun,
I hover high while daylight runs
Nighttime i don't pay such care
Light and sun, no longer there.
So where in day must i refuge
To keep from shading sun's deluge?
It is true, and it is said,
I shadow ever Pen's cold head!
shinigami
11-08-2006, 08:27 AM
hehehe.... Hi mir, yup.. been a long time alright..
The PAM is nothing but a government conspiracy...
[miss you mir!]
[missed you too shini! :)]
the PAM is involved in the government conspiracy!! she's the one one whose avatar is small enough to fit inside mine . . . :D
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 09:09 AM
PAM is all spaced out!
shinigami
11-08-2006, 09:11 AM
PAM eats ketchup and rice...
[I wish that Mil were here, he's know what to say to this... :)]
[i wish Mil were still around too . . . :(]
the PAM eats ketchup and EGGS! (i don't get how people like that . . . ) :p :)
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 09:18 AM
PAM is high
shinigami
11-08-2006, 09:23 AM
PAPAM is high? What's wrong with being high?? :)
Miss Mil too...
PAM however is a second-hand smoker....
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 10:24 AM
LOL!
Only of weed!
Pam is too short to reach the floor ..
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 12:43 PM
The PAM is a very bad.....wait....is weed drugs?
Madhuri
11-08-2006, 12:47 PM
The PAM lives in some illusion....and thinks she is a realist who is lost...:D see the difference PAM :P
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 01:03 PM
No, that's why maybe I am!
You heard the song of the same title by Trapt?
Will the dice ever roll?
When will I ever know?
Will the plot ever twist or will I still resist?
I've been playing the part of a lost realist.."
"Why do I rush to slow down?
Why do I rush to slow down everything?"
Ever heard of that?
The song....it's me...:lol: :lol:
Lovely, head-spinning, thought-inducing lyrics right there...
The PAM doesn't know what I'm talking about...;)
Pendragon
11-08-2006, 01:10 PM
The PAM's title is a contradiction in terms: A Lost Realist? Does that mean that she is really lost, realizes that she is lost, or is so lost that she finally has given up on being found? Donner Party, hello! :alien: ET Phone Home!
I think the PAM is agreat fan of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round TAble..
It took me awhile too to realiza what a Lost Realist is, Mr. Pen. You are not alone. However, let us just wait for Laind's return from her bath so she could explain it properly...
the PAM thinks a Lost Realist is somebody who took a wrong turn on the way to the bath!!
hi, toni! don't think i've met you before . . . :wave:
I haven't met you before either... Nice to meet you!
The Pam thinks I am a guy, I am not. It is just my "avatar for the night"
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 02:20 PM
The PAM is in love with her Avatar and can't decide which side to go.
Madhuri
11-08-2006, 02:23 PM
The PAM is actually a dragon with a 'r' missing...he he he...:D
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Actually, the PAPAM is my sister, and she is here with me, right beside me and laughing on your remark... She's got two crushes, both of them Brits....and that one is her current fling....
Off with Robert Pattinson now, I guess, just for now...
The PAM is going to make a record high of having a hundred posts in a few minutes!!
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 02:25 PM
Madhuri! We posted at the same time!! The PAPAM I was referring to was Toni, not Vada,who's a 37 yr. old lad...can't possibly go anywhere near being my sister...
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 02:33 PM
Uhmm Certainly not your sister but a dragon who lost an r along the way.
PAM can't decide who she's posting against and makes a mockery of the game.
:)
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 02:37 PM
I is confused, :lol: :lol: :lol:
But you are here now, my fair PAM:alien: :alien: :alien:
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 02:48 PM
LOL
Wait isn't this the PAM to say something bad...
Now you are playing dirty oh Elven Queen. Thy magesty is great and thou has honoured us by thy presence.
PAM is lost and thinks she's in Elven land.
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 02:51 PM
Queens are naturally dirty royalties, I believe, but I am certainly not one of them.
The PAM thinks I am horrible, horrible, unbearable Queen to the majestic Elven Land.
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 02:57 PM
A Blasphemer is the PAM
I shall defend the Honor of the Queen to the death. On Guard, me lady.
Laindessiel
11-08-2006, 03:06 PM
Am not!
Be at your post, always, my lord...
The Queen is about to take her night's rest and bids you farewell for the night... But asks you to still be on duty on the morrow when she wakes....
Have a good night, my lord....
Vada Dagon
11-08-2006, 03:25 PM
Thanks my Lady. I shall and shall you rest an Elven dream with thine fairest of them all.
The PAM is thinking of having another exchange of sweet words with the Queen to-night...
Virgil
11-08-2006, 10:57 PM
PAM has changed her gender (avatar) to reflect her masculine name. :p
The PAM doesn't know how much I miss him....
We heven't been posting after one another for as long as I could remember...
Vada Dagon
11-09-2006, 10:53 AM
The PAM wishes her Avatar was Virgil
I don't get why the PAm wishes that my Avatar was Virgil's....
If the PAM would state clearly....
If the PAM doesn't like my Avatar, I would be happy to replace it..Just for a mo'........
Vada Dagon
11-09-2006, 11:26 AM
Nope! But you've changed it now.
The PAM likes her AVATARs
Yes, I do. I'm proud of it.. 'Tis my other sister's masterpiece... She's 13....(yes, another elven) !
The PAM has a nice avatar himself, Toni would like to inquire wher he got it..
Virgil
11-09-2006, 12:21 PM
The PAM doesn't know how much I miss him....
We heven't been posting after one another for as long as I could remember...
Thank you Toni, but i'm at work and not that much free time.
But isn't this supposed to be the insult's thread? We are supposed to insult the PAM. Like this:
PAM is an elvish girl who is so mentally disturbed she thinks she's human. :p
Pendragon
11-09-2006, 12:24 PM
The PAPAM and her sister have got Pendragon totally befuddled? Wasn't this the Insults Thread?
http://www.geocities.com/shahguidog/confused-dragon1.gif
Laindessiel
11-09-2006, 12:27 PM
Hullo Uncle Virg! (We have too much uncles here...but I'm proud to own you!!)
Is that how it works...okay, let's see...I am not as wretched as PAMMERS want me to be but....
The PAM is the Head of the Association of Werewolf Eaters...
That was just bad.
Laindessiel
11-09-2006, 12:31 PM
And I've just figured it out, Blasphemed Pen... (aaack) :flare:
The PAPAM (that is you, Uncle Pen) takes one hell of a time cooking dragon stews...and ....
This PAMMING is hard! We are not naturals at insulting!!!!!!!!!!!!! :flare: :flare: :flare:
Virgil
11-09-2006, 12:46 PM
Hullo Uncle Virg! (We have too much uncles here...but I'm proud to own you!!)
Is that how it works...okay, let's see...I am not as wretched as PAMMERS want me to be but....
The PAM is the Head of the Association of Werewolf Eaters...
That was just bad.
That's how it works!! The PAM eats spaghetti through her nose one ata time. Ok, sometimes she feeds two in at once.:p
Laindessiel
11-09-2006, 12:56 PM
When I was a child maybe I did...haha...Olright...
I think the PAM sleeps and lies on a bed of hundreds of thousands of dollars every night and bathes with gallons and gallons of llama milk... :D :D :D
ooh llama milk! :D
the PAM likes ALPACAS more than LLAMAS! O_o . . . :p
Laindessiel
11-09-2006, 01:22 PM
Llamas more than alpacas, I prefer...although they both quite look the same and serve the same purpose in their existence, I like an animal whose name is not typical....double L y'all...
The PAM does know when the comets will strike the earth and leave us all in our deathbeds but still goes on with eating his Pesto pasta with Crab Fillets and is stingy enough not to give us some.... Waaah...
I worship anything pesto...
shinigami
11-10-2006, 07:02 AM
The PAM worships Pesto... she is the sole believer of Pesto-ism...
Her daily prayer rites include kissing pesto, praying to pesto and meditating thinking of " I am the Pesto, the Pesto and I are one.."
but seriously dear woman... PeStOooo??
Llamas more than alpacas, I prefer...although they both quite look the same and serve the same purpose in their existence, I like an animal whose name is not typical....double L y'all...
The PAM does know when the comets will strike the earth and leave us all in our deathbeds but still goes on with eating his Pesto pasta with Crab Fillets and is stingy enough not to give us some.... Waaah...
I worship anything pesto...
BLAH!
i would be a female llama, thank you. :p
mm . . . we grow our own basil every year and make fresh pesto . . .
ha ha Shinigami, i wouldn't be making fun of her, you're the Pesto Priestess! :lol:
shinigami
11-10-2006, 10:10 AM
Egads!! I'm the pesto Princess?? [ actually I like pesto.. with garlic bread or just plain pasta.. it tastes great already..]
and I don't get it... How can you grow your own basil and make pesto in outer space?
Pendragon
11-10-2006, 10:43 AM
I would insult the PAM, however, I can't find my magnifying glass at the moment! :p
Madhuri
11-10-2006, 11:11 AM
The PAM having the dragonsight, still cant see...:D
kathycf
11-10-2006, 04:58 PM
The PAM collects dustbunnies and clumps of fur.
shinigami
11-11-2006, 07:56 AM
The PAM stalks Madhuri and transports her dustbunnies to Madhuri's house...
Vada Dagon
11-11-2006, 08:01 AM
The Pam is obssessed with other people's dust bunnies and whether or not they can grow Pesto and Basil.
shinigami
11-11-2006, 08:03 AM
The Pam is in Iraq...
Vada Dagon
11-11-2006, 08:38 AM
LOL! Yes, that is right.
The Pam is nowhere but hoped she were somewhere.
shinigami
11-11-2006, 08:43 AM
I am somewhere, somewhre not in Iraq...
PAM has less posts than me
Vada Dagon
11-11-2006, 09:04 AM
THE PAM is jealous of my user's youth and the size of my Avatar!
shinigami
11-11-2006, 09:11 AM
The PAM assumes that I can be jealous of him... mind you Vada, avatar is not a proper noun.. no need to capitalize... :)
Vada Dagon
11-11-2006, 09:47 AM
Oh! It is when I am referring to my Avatar. :P
The PAM is too serious to have fun.
shinigami
11-11-2006, 09:50 AM
still does not need to be capitalized mind you...
The PAM is most probably ugly...
Vada Dagon
11-11-2006, 10:16 AM
Oh! The truth hurts!
Hey I can capitalize my own Avatar if I want to.
It's my party and I can Capitalize like I Want To, Capitalize Like I want To.
:o
The PAM is too Tall for her avatar.
shinigami
11-11-2006, 10:23 AM
The tall bamboo bends to the wind....
Yet the ugly PAM is in Iraq...
Pendragon
11-11-2006, 11:14 AM
The PAM chooses a short atvar to match her short temper!
kathycf
11-11-2006, 07:23 PM
It is hard to insult the PAM because he is so kind. However, his eyebrows are of such a length that he must curl them and set them with hairspray to keep them out of his eyes. Yeesh!
Let's not forget to make the insults absurd and silly...:)
OK Insult Pam thread mind you Golden Rule it has to benot hurtful or spiteful more like funs insult is the wrong word
kathycf"s ears are as pointy as her profile photo...hehe..
kathycf
11-12-2006, 12:05 PM
kathycf"s ears are as pointy as her profile photo...hehe..
You got that right! :p
The PAM feels the perfect fashion statement is to dump bowls of spaghetti and sauce over their head and wear the result as a hat....
Oh! The truth hurts!
Hey I can capitalize my own Avatar if I want to.
It's my party and I can Capitalize like I Want To, Capitalize Like I want To.
Yes, yes you can...:thumbs_up :D
Hi toni, hi vada dagon :wave:
Virgil
11-12-2006, 12:15 PM
People have said that the PAM wears a fur coiat at the beach. She shows off her wealth everywhere. :p
kathycf
11-12-2006, 12:22 PM
*Gasp* As if, PAM.
The PAM wears a pleather, skin tight jumpsuit with a matching trenchcoat and fedora. And yes, he wears them to the beach to show off his bad taste everywhere. :p ;)
*pokes Virgil* :)
Pendragon
11-12-2006, 08:26 PM
The PAM probably got all her money by hanging out with the notorious "Godfeather" and the Boys! :lol:
subterranean
11-12-2006, 08:31 PM
PAM probably doesn't know how it feels to be so darn weatlhy :D.
Virgil
11-12-2006, 08:38 PM
PAM dresses like a model, wearing bikinis everywhere, even in the winter time outside in the snow. She constantly needs to have guys whistling at her.
shinigami
11-13-2006, 07:27 AM
The PAM is one of those guys whistling...
Virgil
11-13-2006, 09:15 AM
The PAM is one of those guys whistling...
:lol: :lol: But how did you know?
PAM sounds like she's on PMS even when she's not.:p
PS, I hope you realize I'm only teasing Shini.;)
shinigami
11-13-2006, 09:33 AM
quite okay Virgil, the PAM likes watching bikiniclad women
the PAM flutters her fake eyelashes until they fall off! :p
Pendragon
11-13-2006, 11:59 AM
Why do I keep thinking of the word "Sunblock" whenever Mir is the PAM? :lol:
Madhuri
11-13-2006, 12:46 PM
The PAM needs reminders for everything...:p :lol:
kathycf
11-13-2006, 09:52 PM
The ultimate fashion accessory of the PAM...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/groucho_glasses.png
Madhuri
11-14-2006, 02:29 AM
The PAM has bushy eyebrows herself, and unwanted hair all over. :p :lol:
shinigami
11-14-2006, 11:11 AM
The PAM only has hair where it is unwanted...
[ sorry.. that was MEAN..]
Pendragon
11-14-2006, 12:42 PM
Mother always taught me that if you couldn't say somthing nice about someone to say nothing at all. And now a word about the PAM:__________. :lol:
PAM: _____ ____ _____! ____ ___, ____ ____! ____!!!!!!
:lol:
optimisticnad
11-14-2006, 03:49 PM
this belongs here and not on the compliment thread.........................
The PAM is so disturbed now that shes given up her illegal intoxicants that the only way to make sense of things is to turn them upside down as with the Mir space station, where humans are transported and experimented on to develop.........more illegal intoxicants!
grace86
11-14-2006, 04:23 PM
The PAM is a really nasty drunk.
kathycf
11-14-2006, 10:48 PM
The PAM walks up to strangers, waves her arms and screeches "Whoomp there it is!!!" and then stalks off muttering to herself....:eek: :p
The PAM has the bushiest armpit hair in history...
(pleae tell me if that was too mean)
nope! very few things are. it's all joking anyways . . . MOSTLY . . . 0_o :p
the PAM is a noob!
um . . . or perhaps not; the litnet person i'm sitting next to says she's seen you around most of anybody. very well! i am a noob! :( and i shall insult you more effectively then, thou chicken-legged duck-like snark! :D
Kaltrina
11-15-2006, 09:38 AM
you can mix the PAM with a skeleton, that's how skinny the PAM is... lol
:D
Pendragon
11-15-2006, 02:27 PM
Why should I insult the PAM? What did she ever do to me? Is this a requirement? Is this a LAW? HUH? HUH? No, I'm NOT gonna insult her! Ya want I should bounce a lugwrench offa youse head or what? :flare:
kathycf
11-15-2006, 10:27 PM
The PAM is just being difficult! Give with the insults already! ;)
B-Mental
11-16-2006, 12:08 AM
This PAM is not good at insulting. I would have /spanked pendragon...lol...
Laindessiel
11-16-2006, 12:50 AM
B-Mental is burned with fits of fury on his whole body all over, not just on his fingertips and sits on a spiky, domed rock surrounded by Uruk-hais and oliphaunts and very mean hobbits that tug at his feet and ultimately doesn't have any choice but to fall from the rock down to the very earthy and not very pleasant-looking creatures from Mordor.
Madhuri
11-16-2006, 05:52 AM
The PAM is very talkative, probably trying to justify her signature :p :D
shinigami
11-16-2006, 07:24 AM
The PAM's hair isn't the one of her head's.. it's her bushy eyebrows that she holding and is cascading down her back
Madhuri
11-16-2006, 07:28 AM
:lol:
The PAM is very very very tiny. :D
optimisticnad
11-16-2006, 09:31 AM
The PAM is a really nasty drunk.
:bawling: :lol: :bawling: :lol: :bawling:
now iv never been able to 'sum' myself this well as i have with the above emoticons!
Pendragon
11-16-2006, 11:28 AM
I will not stoop so low as to repeat the gossip I have been hearing about the PAM's , ahem, "antics" recently. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/disdain (19).gif
Laindessiel
11-16-2006, 11:36 AM
The PAM is very talkative, probably trying to justify her signature :p :D
Unconsciously, Mads, I noticed it too. But I am never known for not justifying something I believe in, or even something as shallow as choosing the ice-cream flavor I want! You've gotta get to the bottom of everything and try to emerge as the winner.
I also notice that I don't use much periods when writing stories. It just seem to go on and on, only relegating some commas and semi-colons everywhere. That's my problem.
Anyway, the PAM I don't like to insult!!!!! But gotta give it my best shot.
The PAM only produces used oxygen and spits out white sick.
Oh my.
haha, Laindessiel, i do the exact same thing in stories!! i'm trying to write a novel right now, and it's interesting because all of my sentances are about a paragraph long. :p
i also don't want to insult the PAM, but i suppose i can always spill the FACT that she likes to dress up like Napolean and skulk around the house stabbing curtains . . . :D
kathycf
11-16-2006, 05:12 PM
The PAM has the bad habit of chewing fingernails...other people's. :sick:
(get thee to gameknot mir, it is your turn! )
shinigami
11-17-2006, 06:37 AM
May I intrude and just say that the PAM chews her toenails....
I am careful not to insult the PAM- for she has a reputation of short-temperedness..
*cringe*
shinigami
11-17-2006, 06:43 AM
haha, that one was nice... But what's wrong with being small?
The PAM neither best nor worst at anything.. She'll remain a loyal follower of "The Man"... being neither here or there just somewhere in the middle
Who's "The Man"?
The PAM has a bushy upper lip..
Pendragon
11-19-2006, 10:55 PM
Tip. Check songs written by Paul McCartney! ;)
The PAM hangs out wit da Godfeather and de boys, she's one bad gun moll, uses a typewriter handily, capisce? :p
kathycf
11-19-2006, 11:53 PM
The PAM dogears the pages of his books in order to mark his place. Bad, very very bad!
the PAM falls over unexpectedly in polite company!
hi kathy! :D
Pendragon
11-20-2006, 11:09 AM
The PAM is the shadow that stunts the growth of your turnip patch! :lol:
Madhuri
11-20-2006, 11:11 AM
The PAM has eaten too many turnips that his complexion has become somewhat purplish....:D
kathycf
11-20-2006, 02:31 PM
The PAM has dishpan hands...
Hi mir! Hi Pen, toni and miss Madhuri! :)
Hello to you Kathycf! How could I insult The PAm? She is very nice!
RobinHood3000
11-21-2006, 06:29 AM
PAM cannot even insult someone properly.
Laindessiel
11-21-2006, 06:33 AM
Quack quack quack, quaaaaaaaaaack.....
(Translate that, you fluent-Rubber-Duckese-Speaker... ;))
RobinHood3000
11-21-2006, 06:50 AM
I would, but there are children on these forums. :p
PAM is rather dirty! :eek:
Laindessiel
11-21-2006, 06:55 AM
Me, dirty eh? Hahaha!
You don't understand your own language it seems....;) I said that you are a Santa, santa, Santa Claaaaaause!!!!
Don't ask.
Pendragon
11-21-2006, 10:51 PM
N'afrim eufil, na'dlag va prau.
You won't translate that! ;)
kathycf
11-21-2006, 11:38 PM
PAM is a talented poet, but he will never tell anyone of one of his very early works. I managed to find a copy in a dusty used bookstore in some exotic city far away....
"Ode to my bowl of Morning Oatmeal"
You sit on the table, gently steaming, humble and true
Your detractors unkindly say you are mostly like glue
Some say your benefits are all folderol
But I know you lower my cholesterol"
*sniff* that just makes me want to cry...:bawling: ;)
Laindessiel
11-22-2006, 03:14 AM
N'afrim eufil, na'dlag va prau.
You won't translate that! ;)
Wohoho, Uncle Pen...I hope that is not too bad for me. :p
Well, KathyCF makes good death predictions of me, but I honestkly think they won't, in anytime, come true! :D
THAT is an insult. ;)
OZEED
11-22-2006, 04:44 AM
the PAM has pointy ears,
gimme a break I'm not good at this game.
Laindessiel
11-22-2006, 05:02 AM
That's what I said at first. What, insulting people?
But what the heck, it's just for fun! :D
By the way, I kinda have pointy ears. Not really pointy but they're not the closest to the sides of the head either.
Ok, I'll insult the poor gentleman.
The PAM eats bullets for his dose of iron and pieces of skeletons found underground for his intake of calcium.
Heheh.. Now this one I wanna insult anytime!!!
When the PAM is asleep, she has one finger on her ear and one on her nose, fingering something green.....
_______
Nothing personal:)
Zis is just a joke..
Laindessiel
11-22-2006, 07:54 AM
"I'm gonna eat your life..."
Okay, insulting then. :)
Toni sleeps on her left side, blanket between her legs, arms on her head and pillow WET from dripping, no, flooding SALIVA. She might take this as a joke or not. ;) True or not true. :D
Virgil
11-22-2006, 07:56 AM
PAM licks up her sister's saliva in the morning and then goes down for breakfest. :D
Pendragon
11-22-2006, 11:41 AM
Don't get me started on the PAM's table manners! Ever have a meal with a wolf? :lol:
Lain: It simply means: "It isn't pretty, I'm sad to say." Don't ask about the language, no one living speaks it. :)
Someday, The PAM may lose his hair, lose his teeth, his money and even his mind. But one thing he will never lose is his good looks, because he can never lose what he doesn't have!:)
___
sorry:)
kathycf
11-22-2006, 05:13 PM
The PAM is guaranteed to be the only person at a somber, quiet event whose stomach will make growling and gurgling noises. Loudly.
Virgil
11-22-2006, 05:25 PM
Yeah, but PAM doesn't feel any compunction on letting out those noisy, smelly gases at a party. :D :p
kathycf
11-22-2006, 05:30 PM
Yeah, but PAM doesn't feel any compunction on letting out those noisy, smelly gases at a party. :D :p
The PAM, aka GasMaster is confusing me with himself....:p
Laindessiel
11-23-2006, 01:50 PM
KathyCF "Whatever" lives in a place I'm still confused to spell.
Pendragon
11-23-2006, 09:02 PM
I wish to quote the PAM here, "I'm still confused to spell...", as she states that she has an "organized brain." Yeah, right! :lol:
RobinHood3000
11-23-2006, 09:04 PM
PAM is slow in offering criticism. :flare:
Apologies, brother, but I have an obsession with feedback.
The PAM has a VeryLong armpit hair that it almost reached his waist..:)
RobinHood3000
11-23-2006, 09:13 PM
PAM is just jealous that I have but one. :cool: She, on the other hand :sick:...
Oh Whatever. The PAM is secretly eating and buying pigeon feeds because he likes them so much...:)
RobinHood3000
11-23-2006, 09:18 PM
PAM is often so stony in expression that pigeons use her for target practice :eek:...
*raises an eyebrow* PAm has a secret relationship with a pigeon named hakurourou and is going to ask for her hand-or claw in marriage tonight.. Congratulations Robin!:)
RobinHood3000
11-23-2006, 09:25 PM
PAM projects imaginary relationships on others to satisfy her own longing for said hakurourou...
PAM is denying said relationship with hakurourou for he is eyeing another, hotter pigeon named pigwidgeon
Waiting for insults...:):)
Laindessiel
11-24-2006, 07:54 AM
I wish to quote the PAM here, "I'm still confused to spell...", as she states that she has an "organized brain." Yeah, right! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Haha!
Everyone, including yours truly who has a neat "a-drawer-for-this-and-a-drawer-for-that" concept of organization, even in the brain, has lapses sometimes and I am not proud of that a single bit, Uncle Pen. :sick: I am telling you though that I am a good speller (I am my family's editor whenever there are papers to check; I'm a bit O.C., that's why), and likes German (I love umlauts!) and Italian languages, but French, uh...not so much. :p :p
And that "Merci Beaucoup" thing, all I can say to myself is
SHAME ON ME.
And thanks to you, Uncle Pen! :blush:
Ooops, I almost forgot.
Toni, the PAM, thinks that she is not capable of writing stories and poems and Haikus and everything related to paper and pens. And that is bad for her. But I consider her one of the best on the forum! She's getting better. :thumbs_up
Okay, that should have been on the Compliment thread. :alien:
kathycf
11-24-2006, 05:48 PM
The PAM appears to be hazy on the concept of insult PAM. ;)
kathycf
11-25-2006, 08:45 PM
Was that rude? I'm sorry....The PAM has duck feet.
The PAM has an obsession for shower gels... Especially in the scent "Onion Garden".. :):):)
Pendragon
11-26-2006, 10:35 AM
Holy Cedric! The PAM has left her hero out to pasture while many wonder what will happen next! ;)
Madhuri
11-26-2006, 10:44 AM
The PAM comes online only when its my sleeping time, I always get to read his posts in back date :( Why cant some members always be online :rolleyes: (Its not as if I am asking for too much) :D
Jus' kidding, Pen...:D
Virgil
11-26-2006, 11:37 AM
PAM writes her grafitti on her bedroom walls with a crayon.
kathycf
11-26-2006, 12:31 PM
The PAM often refers to himself as "Papa Smurf". No one knows why though.
Laindessiel
11-28-2006, 12:01 AM
Smurf? What is a smurf? :confused:
The PAM "mumbles peculiar" words in her sleep and accidentally revealed that she poops on her bed like her dog and pee-pees on her way home.
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