Pam

[NikolaiI]

PAM always leaves her teeth somewhere and forgets them...oh, and PAM wears false teeth :D

[amalia1985]

And what can someone say about PAM's plastic nose?

[Pendragon]

The PAM has been in Ancient Greese so long she's becoming rather gooey...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Rash.gif

[Shalot]

The pam drew a pentagram on the floor with his own pen and cursed himself to stay inside it.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM woke up one day, looked in the mirror, and found her face covered in short green whiskers. :p

[amalia1985]

The PAM fell asleep while on the roller coaster...Poor PAM...

[Shalot]

The PAMs idea of a thrilling ride at the fair is the kiddie choo choo. Whoo pam! You like to live right there on the edge, don't ya?

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks those candy necklaces and ring pops are the height of fashion.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's seeds of thought do not sprout...and her family tree does not fork...

[amalia1985]

The PAM was exiled from Avalon, because he kept on cutting the trees...I mean, the baaaaaaaaaaaaad relatives of his...

[Pendragon]

The PAM is hopelessly lost in the 1960's...I know a town about 80 klicks away where they still have an active hippie comune...

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is stuck in a weird fighter costume, trying to whoosh himself to space...

[amalia1985]

PAM met an alien and threatened the poor fellow with the broken pencil!

[Pendragon]

The PAM copied her signature off a shirt worn by her mother...

[amalia1985]

PAM became jealous of Lancelot, and decided to pick up a sword, but Lancelot is, still, a better knight!

[BulletproofDork]

PAM dips fingers in ketcup, and eats them. :p

[papayahed]

PAM wears wicker baskets as hats.

[Pendragon]

The PAM imitates characters from obscure TV shows, but she's still just Grover...

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM would make a good star in a kiddie commercial involving such Zoids-style "fight scenes" :p

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM would make a good star for a Geico commercial.

[RoCKiTcZa]

You can't tell the difference between PAM's elem grad pic and her avvie... :p :p :p

[Pendragon]

I've had a longer relationship with my guitars than the PAM has been alive!

[papayahed]

The PAM has ear hair down to his shoulders.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM contracted an allergy from the janitor fish meat she ate last night, grew fish eyes and thus became the fish-eyed fool she is right now...

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM thinks letting her hair down is wild and outrageous.

[greenlake]

pam cute avi!!!!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM thinks that walking around a telephone pole backwards three times fast will make her wish come true.... ummm ... sorry to break the news, PAM.... :alien:

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM bites her nails for good luck.



pam cute avi!!!!

Question. How is that an insult???

[kiz_paws]

The PAM bites her sister for good luck :(

[BulletproofDork]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now there's an idea!

The PAM bites her husband for good luck.

[papayahed]

Kicking puppies is the PAM's favorite pastime.

[Pendragon]

I can't insult the PAM any better than she puts it herself, the fish-eyed fool! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Goldfish.gif

[Bakiryu]

pam collects icons just to post on this thread, he has a whole arsenal of them!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM secretly gets up super early to catch the earlybird edition of Barney the Dinosaur.... :alien:

[papayahed]

The PAM has Barney pajamas with matching slippers.

[Pendragon]

The PAM gets around in a beat up pickup that has "Sanford and Son" badly painted out on the side...

Arsenal, Baki? Dang right! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Anime.gif

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM, by posting all those cool smileys (which we all know come from s. central), is probably trying to cut his age down in half... :p

[Pendragon]

Whatdaya know, the PAM can count! (Rocky, I'd settle for 15 years knocked off. I feel like I've aged more in the last 14 than I ever did in the first 33... Back at 33 I could still beat 15 year olds at basketball, full-court, all-out, no-ref, non-stop, two hour games! Now I couldn't get my rear up and down the court!)

[Pensive]

The person above me abandoned the dragon that supported him during all his journey.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM takes an umbrella in with her to the shower :lol:

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM's idea of a fun night out, is going to the laundromat. :D And the red sock goes round again!!!

[Shalot]

The PAM should talk. her idea of fun is collecting dryer lint from those laundromats while looking for dates

[alexsears]

who the **** is pam

[Pendragon]

Considering the PAM's atvar, he appears to be a recent escape from ****!

[greenlake]

pam is a son of camelot.
WHO IS CAMELOT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Pendragon]

The PAM has neglected classical reading or she would know that King Arthur was in reality Arthur Pendragon and he reigned at Camelot Castle-- the Round Table, The Knights, Merlin, the whole nine yards. May I suggest Le Mort d'Arthur?

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of used cool whip tubs he cherishes above all else.

[Pendragon]

The PAM sneaks into other people's house's and discovers the ideas they use for recycling old cool whip containers, and becomes jealous because she didn't think of it first...

[kiz_paws]

But recycling teabags??? C'mon! ;)

[Pendragon]

You're trying to tell me that as a Canadian, with the Queen on your money, you never recycled a teabag to get an extra cuppa? Get real, PAM!

[greenlake]

oooooooohhhhhhhh!
the pam should of said king aurther then i would know wat your talking about

[Shalot]

the PAM uses a toilet brush as a back scratcher

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM doesn't need to get electrocuted to make her hair stand up as high as that of the monkey in her avatar...

[Pendragon]

If there is no point why does the PAM insist on always making a Federal Case out of everything?

[Shalot]

The PAM has a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

[Bakiryu]

The pam's face scares monkeys to death!

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM once tried to jump over a clothesline under the influence of her rock music.

[Pendragon]

Which was mild compared to what the PAM does under the influence of her own rock music...CENSORED!

[greenlake]

the pam is a pen which!!!!! never gets old.

[Bakiryu]

the pam has such little brains that she hasn't realized YET this is the INSULT PAM thread.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats boogers.

[Shalot]

The PAM eats boogers.


:lol: :sick:

The PAM has a collection of boogers under the front seat of her car (Kleenex PAM)

[Pendragon]

From the evidence of her atvar, I deduce that the PAM has been shaking her family tree again...

[RoCKiTcZa]

What is PAM to do? His family tree has already been shaken millions of years ago...

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM is a blond in disguise. :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has no idea how smart blonds actually are... ;)

[Pendragon]

As the PAM is so obviously dark haired, how would she be an authority on the intelligence of blondes? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DumbBlonde.gif

[RoCKiTcZa]

Poor PAM, I don't even suppose he knows of hair any longer... having lost his last strand several years ago... :p

[Pendragon]

Is there an optometrist in the house? The PAM cannot see!

[kiz_paws]

PAM, next time you go to eat turkey, remember that it must be COOKED, COOKED I say! :alien:

[RoCKiTcZa]

My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...

[papayahed]

The PAM talks to animals and is convinced they talk back.

[Virgil]

PAM has sores on the inside of her nostrils. No PAM those aren't snots and you can't pick them, no matter how hard you try. :p

[Shalot]

the pam is fascinated with the inside of the nose, and designed a special nose cam so that he could take up close photographs of the skin inside the nose, complete with nose hairs and boogers.

[kiz_paws]

PAM has her Phd in Nose-iology and spends her time nosing around LitNet :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

And PAM knows (nose)...

[Pendragon]

The PAM leaves a letter out of her name. That's Brown-Haired Elmo



Dunno why this seemed to have killed the thread. This is Elmo: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Newest/Elmo.jpg, so I wasn't suggesting anything vulgar...

[Shalot]

The PAM carries his stuffed Elmo doll with him everywhere and tucks it into bed at night with him because he thinks it has feelings and gets real sad when he looks at his plastic eyes because he hears Elmo saying "don't leave me"

[Shalot]

the pam thinks she is popular but she is really a stuck up drama queen

[kiz_paws]

PAM desperately wants a Tickle Me Elmo doll but is too shy to ask her husband... :lol:

[Shalot]

the PAM washes her hair with kool aid and can't understand why bees chase her around the park

[papayahed]

The PAM eats nothing but kool aid and sardines.

[Pendragon]

The PAM thinks Motor Oil makes good gravy for mashed potatoes, you need to get out of Detroit, honeychild!

[kiz_paws]

But the PAM, when in Canada, ordered grits and was flabbergasted upon receiving road-de-icer on his plate... :alien:

[note to all: road-de-icer is not a French word, it is a product that takes the ice from the slippery streets, helps melt, etc.]

[NikolaiI]

Pam says "eh" and "aboot" :)

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM plans to park his convertible in the middle of Route 66 and spend the whole week singing to the tune of Beethoven's Fur Elise.

[Pendragon]

I'm surprised the PAM knows anything about Route 66 as she frequently get lost in thought, much less on an historic Road that in some places no longer exists!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Newest/Sign-Route66.jpg

[Shalot]

The PAM gets his kicks on Route 66

[papayahed]

The PAM kicks kids and knocks old people down.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM takes a shower once a month. :sick: Ewwwww! :eek2:

[Shalot]

the PAM only cleans her ears out once a year. Everyday she sees that box of Q-Tips on the bathroom shelf but little does she use them.

[Pendragon]

The PAM looks like she's due for her next shock treatment, somebody get the mirror! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Boguet.gif

[kiz_paws]

Awwwwww, Pen, didn't you know that she was trying to look like you? :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM was asked if she was really a blonde, and she asked if they could repeated the question! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DumbBlonde.gif

[kiz_paws]

ROFLAO :lol:

The PAM dyed his hair blonde just to get the feel of the netherworlds...

[Pendragon]

Wrong PAM. I tried to. They told me there was a world wide shortage on peroxide and guess whose address they said it was shipped to? And I thought you came by that hair naturally, but I guess you still do-- it naturally flows out of the bottle and onto your head...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Chicks.gif

[RoCKiTcZa]

Caution to everyone... PAM's imagination is wandering again out of nowhere...

[papayahed]

The PAM chews tobacco.

[Shalot]

The PAM's house is littered with her spit cans because she is a skoal woman. She carries her Skoal in her back jeans pocket and it creates a fashionable "Skoal ring" in the fabric.

[greenlake]

the pams a monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like monkeys

[Pendragon]

I could be vicious, but will only say the PAM bloodied her bum on that crescent-point moon. Got to watch where you flop! Ouchie! :sick:

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM likes to tickle old ladies.

[papayahed]

The PAM dresses like an old lady. :lol: :lol:

[Shalot]

The PAM smells like an old lady

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM dresses like an old lady. :lol: :lol:

:lol: I do NOT!!!


The PAM sings like an old lady. :p

[NikolaiI]

Pam got bitten by an old lady and it got infected and now she is all green and ugly! :lol:

[papayahed]

Pam got bitten by an old lady and it got infected and now she is all green and ugly! :lol:


Are you saing that old ladies are green and ugly??????????



The PAM visits nursing homes looking for dates.:D

[NikolaiI]

Pam put on a sweater she thought was made of cloth, but it was actually matted human hair. Okay I'm not sure why that's an insult but hey! look at human hair sweater girl!

[stephofthenight]

the pam is so busy laughing at the human hair sweater that she fails to realise shes in front of a mirror. :) :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM picked up this chick at Resurrection Cemetery on old Route 66 and I'll bet her name is "Mary"...

[stephofthenight]

:lol:
pam is flying on his dragon spying on steph and "mary" when he drives his dragon right into a tree and comes crashing down. pen pen pen of the dragon....watch out for that TREE! :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM's signature is threatening to become real.:p

[crazefest456]

PAM's here!! Litnet's missed you these days...

[RoCKiTcZa]

Great insult PAM. :lol:

On the other hand... just in case it's true... REEEEEAAAALLLLLY!!!!!!

[kiz_paws]

PAM likes the sound of wooden spoons dancing on her head :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has a metal brain.

[kiz_paws]

To go with my taste in music?? :lol:

PAM really was missed btw ;)

OK, PAM wanted to join the marching band and couldn't figure out how a piano would fit into the scheme of it...

[RoCKiTcZa]

I suppose PAM thought she could carry one of those huge pipe organs on her head...

[kiz_paws]

PAM enjoys listening to a saxaphone playing with a potato hidden in the end...

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM envies the potato's location and wishes she were there.

[kiz_paws]

:lol: :lol:

PAM tried to start a new craze -- rubber gloves on her feet, kinda like those toe-socks? Ummmm, it won't catch on, PAM... ;)

[RoCKiTcZa]

Methinks I am possibly taller than PAM ;)

[kiz_paws]

Then I better duck quick or get el-kabonged on the head! :lol: (I am five two) :)

[BulletproofDork]

The vacuum sounds better than the PAM when she sings. :lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM wears broccoli spears for earrings.

[Pendragon]

The Pam was guilty of making Baki wear an embarrassing outfit according to the the Kaffe Klastsch meeting. Naughty. And you skipped the party PAM when you were supposed to bring cake....

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM steals his grandfather's hearing aide. :p

[Shalot]

The PAM needs charcoal underwear

[kiz_paws]

The PAM cleans her ears with parsnips :lol:

[Pendragon]

The PAM regularly causes a peroxide shortage...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM was upset about the peroxide shortage only because he ran out of mouthwash... :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM says the best mouthwash has the brand name "Ajax"

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM buys cereal only for the toys inside. :p

[kiz_paws]

The PAM staples her hems instead of sewing them ;)

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM doesn't even care to buy the cereal. She just goes ahead and calls the president of the company that makes the cereal and asks "where in China are the toys made"... then she makes it a point to go to that place and ask her mother if she could live there ;)

[andave_ya]

The PAM thinks that rocks are the same as rock candy. Her experiment didn't go very well. :D

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM only says so because she has done the same experiment herself...

[kiz_paws]

PAM thought that all there was to an experiment was to heat test tubes over burners. Uhhhh, no, PAM -- you need to have something IN the test tubes prior to heating them... :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM is a rag doll short of a pursuit by the mounted police of planetary justice.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a fat deluded frog who assumes himself to be King of the Martians, who do not, as far as we know, exist...

[greenlake]

the pam has a palace????????????never knew

[papayahed]

The PAM is very, very bad at insulting people.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is very good at it not to mention keeping the "return gifts here" line busy this time of year with all her friends going "What was she thinking?"

[kiz_paws]

The PAM likes his boiled potatoes crunchy...

[Pendragon]

The Pam acts like there's something wrong with that... Spooky!

[crazefest456]

PAM called grandma "fat" ;)

[greenlake]

who would do that? the pam is craze(crazy).

[crazefest456]

the someone would make the Grandpa sun make room for Grandma moon..GAH! so many implications!
PAM's distracting grandma moon...meanie ;)

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM licks random strangers. :p

[amanda_isabel]

the p.a.m. shoots random strangers.

[crazefest456]

pam turns dolls into zombies

[kiz_paws]

But the PAM turns zombies into dolls! No, PAM, NO!

[crazefest456]

:lol:
PAM hugs innocent little schnauzers to death

[kiz_paws]

:lol:
PAM hugs innocent little schnauzers to death

Correct up to the sixth word, ha ha! :lol:

BUT: since this is the insult thread, hmmmmm .... well, the PAM tried to type so fast that her little fingers got all tied up in knots and she had to call for help! And the help guffawed a blue storm over the whole scene! :lol:

[crazefest456]

And the help guffawed a blue storm over the whole scene! :lol:
:lol: I wouldn't be surprised at all


Pam makes unsuspecting dogs laugh so hard that their bottoms fly to the direction..that's cruel :p

[amanda_isabel]

the pam is wanted by the mental institution and is in hiding

[kiz_paws]

The PAM IS in hiding, and types these messages secretly under her bed.... :lol:

[crazefest456]

PAM is the mental institution spying on PAPAM. Baaaaad...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM uses toothpaste as fillers for home-made chocolates.... no PAM, that is NOT how you get minty chocolates... :lol:

[crazefest456]

what! you don't? I thought Andes tasted like that because...

PAM powders her neck so much that she stops sweating from there...forever!

[papayahed]

The PAM uses black magic maker to define their eyebrows, much like groucho marx.

[amanda_isabel]

the pam !IS! groucho marx.

[crazefest456]

pam has a heart shaped like the symbol of a heart ♥....weird. :P

[kiz_paws]

PAM tried to hold her eyelids open with toothpicks, much like she saw in a cartoon. However .... that is NOT how you stay awake, PAM!

[crazefest456]

PAM makes wee little children stay up by using toothpicks to open their eyelids. Torture is bad, PAM, BAAAD...

[kiz_paws]

PAM was practicing opera in the hopes that her new note could shatter the wineglasses, just to prove herself..... Ummmm, the wineglasses shattered alright, but it was because they MIGHT have been tossed .... at .... someone .... :lol:

[crazefest456]

:lol: Wow, that's not very unrealistic, y'know
PAM was showing off her mad skating skills on the frozen pond, but cracked the ice while attempting to do the triple axle.

[kiz_paws]

While attempting to do the triple axle, I did indeed crack the ice, but it is good that you were there to block my fall. Hope you dressed warm as the pond is quite chilly beneath the ice.... http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/kiz_paws/Smilies/smiliebawling.gif

[greenlake]

the someone would make the Grandpa sun make room for Grandma moon..GAH! so many implications!
PAM's distracting grandma moon...meanie ;)

IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



i dont know how to insult the pam

[papayahed]

IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



i dont know how to insult the pam

Easy, ie.: The PAM eats boogers.

[Shalot]

the pam collects boogers in tiny little plastic ziploc bags and labels them by date.

[NikolaiI]

Pam has a bad hair day every day. So she uses booger-gel to try to fix it.

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM wipes his head with a dishcloth and cleans it with Mr. Muscle

[crazefest456]

IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



i dont know how to insult the pam

I'm sorry, my crazy thoughts are never clear....I was making reference to Pen's poem where the grandpa sun makes room for the grandma moon...and I kept thinking of that and then I saw you avatar, and *poof* I started calling the faerie a distraction for grandma moon... I'm sorry I'm very stupid:( ...

PAM was rockin' inside a barn (why?) and a cow was so happy that it tipped the lantern and started the Great Chicago Fire :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

Aha... I just knew someone had been secretly watching the concert I staged in a barn for the benefit of the tired cows. Admit it, craze, I heard you rooting. :D

[crazefest456]

okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?

PAM used the burnt hay as feed for the poor starving chickens, and caused indigestion...bad PAM.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes the smell of burnt hay and uses it as a bed.

[kiz_paws]

Instead of a bean-bag chair, PAM has a bean-bag bed, except that instead of stuffing the mattress with beans, she has chosen billiard balls of all things?! :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

=okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?

Of course, you don't trust my outstanding x-ray vision? :p

Insulting PAM is actually pretty easy.

All I have to do is sit in front of her and scratch my head like a monkey while she's eating a banana split. If that doesn't insult her still, I'd reach forward to pull those cooties out of her hair.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM wears the smell of burnt toast as perfume.

[crazefest456]

PAM burns toast and feeds it to unsuspecting pigeons, who eventually get cancer. :(

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM thinks robins can get breast cancer.

[crazefest456]

:lol:
PAM refuses treatment for Robins with breast cancer

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM drinks medication specified for robins with breast cancer ;)

[kiz_paws]

Pam melts brown wax crayons with hot water in an attempt to get hot chocolate, and wonders why it tastes sooooo, ummmm .... well, waxy! :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM uses the same material to make frosting for her cake. ;)

[kiz_paws]

Dang, how did you figure that out? :lol:

Pam's idea of a good time is a rip snorting game of checkers... :D

[RoCKiTcZa]

Sure... and PAM's idea of a good time is a bullfight in her backyard. :p

[kiz_paws]

:lol: :lol:

PAM sat on a snowbank, and her pants froze there and she cried cuz she didn't know what to do next!!

[Kizzo giggles from behind a pine tree]

[Pendragon]

The PAM is now using Pine Pollen to dye her bright blonde hair!

[kiz_paws]

But PAM, it works better in hair than on dentures! :lol:

[long time no hear, PEN, hope you are doing good! **hugs**] ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM sticks her head out the car window to dry her hair.

[kiz_paws]

PAM sticks her hair under the tires to straighten it! :lol:

[crazefest456]

PAM has pointy hair...please, PAM, don't put the hair glue on before you sleep...

[Pendragon]

The last Craze Fest crazefest went on cost her family half an herd of goats and all the stored goat cheese...

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM fantasizes too much about dragons that he isn't aware he's beginning to look so much like a dragon himself!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is secretly jealous of how sexy I look as a Dragon!

[crazefest456]

PAM is too good to eat. Even with ketchup...

[kiz_paws]

The PAM tries to do up her ice skates with cooked spaghetti strands... :lol:

[crazefest456]

PAM uses bloggarooney sauce as a moisturizer

[Pendragon]

The PAM complimented me and this is the insult thread! Unless that was opposite day...:idea:

[crazefest456]

Pam is taking a flamethrower and destroying opposite day...now all the wee little children are sad, because things that are too good aren't eaten up too quickly.
[I really don't make sense...I won't try to]

[Pendragon]

The PAM has to meet other people in order to figure herself out, if that makes any sense...:p :p :p

[crazefest456]

PAM is in an itchy dragon suit while he's typing all this :alien:

[papayahed]

The PAM braids her back hair.

[crazefest456]

:lol:
Pam helps clean her cat, by licking it.

[Savarucci]

Pam suffers from the inability to make up her mind when it comes to choosing a delicious frozen yogurt treat, thus wasting the time of the other patrons. >:[

(I'm sorry, I had to)

[crazefest456]

PAM listens to Big Rock Candy Mountain all day and night, hoping to become a grandmaster hobo when nearing his end.

(I loved it!)

[Savarucci]

PAM just doesn't appreciate the life of a grandmaster hobo.

:P

[kiz_paws]

It is OBOE not HOBO when you sign up as an extra at the symphony my friend! ;)

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has plans to mop the stage of the Grand Opera Hall for PAM's PAM :p

[crazefest456]

PAM plans to confuse everyone with a long line of PAM sentences...and me

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM wore her trousers inside-out

[crazefest456]

PAM gives coffee to cats so that they party all night, and disturb the neighbourhood...Bad PAM

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM claims that she is feeble-minded in every post she makes. :p (Why, you said so...)

[crazefest456]

what do you mean claims? it's true!

PAM rejects my reality and substitutes her own

[Pendragon]

The PAM loves cats, especially deep fried with gravey...

[kiz_paws]

that's funny ... the PAM loves rubber boots deep fried with POUTINE!

[Pendragon]

All of the PAM's dishes taste like Peroxide, which I understand is an acquired taste, which the PAM's husband hasn't yet acquired...

[kiz_paws]

all of the PAM's dishes taste like.... er, chicken, .... ummmm, yeah, thats it! Chicken! :lol:

[Pendragon]

Finally caught the blonde dame, otherwise know as the PAM, in a falsehood, as a detective like myself knew I would. None of MY dishes smell like anything! I can't and don't cook... :lol:

[greenlake]

the pam has cool pixs

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM has been here in the PAM thread for a looooong time, yet she still hasn't memorized the rules ;)

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is mesmerized by the rules and they spin round and round her head much like the rings of Saturn :lol:

[Pendragon]

I thing perhaps it's just the ringing in the PAM's ears.

[The Bookinator]

The PAM has ears that would make Dumbo jealous and has named them Archimboldo and Steve.

[Pendragon]

:blush: I see by her above post that the PAM is a wretched peeping-Tom! Or a gossip! One's as bad as the other! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GirlRemote.gif

[The Bookinator]

The PAM admits it!! :D

[Anza]

The PAM has a thing for dancing bananas. Weirdness! (J/K I promise)

[Pendragon]

The PAM shames her name of "Queen of Sheba". The Queen went searching for "Wisdom" not "Weirdness!" :lol:

[Shurtugal]

PAM is so friendly and i love his signature!!!!!!!!

[papayahed]

The PAM seems to be lost. Insult thread PAM!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is just jealous because someone finds a Dragon facinating rather than Pee Wee Herman! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/MP.gif

[kiz_paws]

The PAM secretly watches PeeWee Herman re-runs on dvd... :p

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM likes to dress up her dog and herself in matching clothes. :eek2:

[Bakiryu]

the pam doesn't trust pirates, shame! :p

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM walks up to random strangers and asks them to pull her finger. :p

[Shurtugal]

PAm pulls the fingure but is the first to fart.... *evil laugh*

[kiz_paws]

The PAM needs to carry extra tissues with her, for the very reason cited above... ;)

[Pendragon]

If she can find any unruined by the PAM's huge power-puff. Such a power-puff for such a small nose! :p

[Anza]

PAM licks his butterknives...
If we were in 1800's England, that would have actually been an insult...

[Shurtugal]

PAM is queen of bathroom

[Anza]

*Gasp!* :bawling:
PAM is a bully and a feeling-hurter!

[Shurtugal]

ouch!!! :bawl:

it was just a joke! PAM is bully herself!!!! *sticks tung out*

[papayahed]

The PAM's favorite food is sardine flavored donuts.

[BulletproofDork]

When the PAM orders pizza, she eats the toppings and throws the rest away. :p Is that even an insult?

[papayahed]

When the PAM orders pizza, she eats the toppings and throws the rest away. :p Is that even an insult? Not really....:lol:


The PAM paints flowers all over herself in anticpation of insurance men.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM uses her lipstick as war paint. :D


That was what I wanted to do, actually. Paint my face with lipstick, but my mom said that it wouldn't come out easily, so that's when I decided to go with the paint. :blush:

[Anza]

PAM is on the Black Pearl and didn't invite me!

[Pendragon]

Being a Dragon at least bound to a Dragon, PAM, I WAS around in 1800's England, and I refuse to utter the insult I could only to tell you it centers on the year 1888 in Whitechaple...