Pam

[amalia1985]

PAM tries, desperately, to have an affair with a plastic surgeon

[Shalot]

Pam had an affair with a plastic surgeon and he gave her a nose job in exchange for her affections. Now she looks like Gérard Depardieu

[Pendragon]

For someone who "doesn't even know" doesn't the PAM's atvar look at little too "knowing..."?

[amalia1985]

PAM's affections are like being kissed by a worm

[*Classic*Charm*]

Only PAM would know what it's like to be kissed by a worm...:sick:

[Shalot]

although the pam doesn't like being kissed by worms, she does like to kiss them for some strange reason

[kiz_paws]

The PAM doesn't kiss worms, she eats them with meatballs... :sick:

[Shalot]

The PAM doesn't kiss worms, she eats them with meatballs... :sick:

sounds delicious!!! :lol:

the pam uses meatballs as soap.

[kiz_paws]

the pam uses meatballs as soap.

Hey, good idea (cuz I don't eat meat)! :lol:

The PAM uses meatballs as toe wedges when she paints her toenails... ;)

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses mustard as lotion.:)

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of Mustard packets and is started a to collect those little creamer containers.

[amalia1985]

The PAM keeps her anti-rotting creams in those little creamer cotainers

[greenlake]

like i said rock on hippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the pam is a greak hippy.

[amalia1985]

The PAM is a hippie who braids her hair with laces taken from dirty sports shoes.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM uses shoe laces as hairbands.


. . .You're from Greece. . . .THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!

[Pendragon]

I'd insult the PAM, but from the looks of things, nature beat me to it... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/groucho.jpg

[amalia1985]

Nature is something the PAM loves, like eating soil, and making creams with soil...The PAM is a lover of nature, she is an expert in everything that has to do with dung.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears a coat made from catapillars.

[Bakiryu]

Just like the pam wears a hat made of papayas!

[kiz_paws]

Just like the PAM wears shoes made of banana skins and wonders why they call them SLIPPERS.... :lol: :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM wears flipflops on her head and her fancy hat on her feet.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses broken pencils. . . . . . .

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM has lost her pencils.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM doesn't worry about lost pencils; since she's also lost her marbles!

[Gadget Girl]

PAM is suffering a short-term memory loss.

[BibliophileTRJ]

PAM is suffering a short-term memory loss.

If only were short-term...... that would mean that I could remember eventually...but I never do!

The PAM needs a map so that her food can find it's way to her mouth from her plate.

[papayahed]

The PAM doesn't need a map as he just lifts the plate to his mouth and scoops in the food.. Why use utensils?

[*Classic*Charm*]

The PAM combs her hair with a fork a la Little Mermaid

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM doesn't need a map as he just lifts the plate to his mouth and scoops in the food.. Why use utensils?

What is this "utensils" thing you mentioned??


The PAM doesn't trim her hair..... she just chews it off when it gets long enough to reach her mouth.

[papayahed]

The PAM chews off his toe and finger nails, no need for clippers when "Gnawy" is around.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM eats her toenails for dinner.

[amalia1985]

The PAM lets her toenails groooooooooow really long so that she has plenty of food to eat.

[Shurtugal]

PAM mind is like his/her is like avie, it never quite ends, but gets smaller and smaller.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM's mind is filled with thoughts way too unreal.

[Shalot]

The PAM did not do her homework BAD PAM

[RoCKiTcZa]

It is clear by her signature that the PAM is confused with plural and singular verbs.

[papayahed]

The PAM collects potatos that look like famous people.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM collects legumes and melons that look like genitals.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has an odd facination with strangely shaped things...

PS: and Amalia1985 is a bit confused concerning my gender... That's DAVID PENDRAGON, dearie! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Dale.gif

[amalia1985]

That's why the PAM loves staring at the mirror...

[Shalot]

The PAM is unable to make a lane change without looking over her shoulder several times despite the presence of the mirrors on the vehicle

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM uses the mirrors of her auto to check her makeup and the one in the bathroom to drive the car

[Pendragon]

The PAM plays flamenco while her stuffed rabbit drives the car....

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bunrabbit.gif

[Virgil]

PAm plays electric guitar without pluging it in. Won't work well that way PAM. ;)

[Reccura]

The PAM is a self confessed 'Mad, Bad and Dangerous to know'. hehe... :) Peace out Uncle Virgil...

[Shurtugal]

PAM (the great artist) spilt paint all over her dress. no wait, that's his/her painting.

[amalia1985]

PAM was white with terror when she saw the painting, until she realised it was her portrait.

[Bakiryu]

pam is stalking Judas :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM would certainly be jealous of the girl in my class last year whose real name was Stalk.

[Pendragon]

The PAM wore out her computer writing up her location and we still don't know!

[amalia1985]

The PAM uses his father's collectable sword to cut his rope-like hair...
(...that's silly, but bare with me...)

[*Classic*Charm*]

The PAM went shopping for a sword but all the store would give him was a butter knife.

[amalia1985]

The PAM ,though, doesn't use a knife. What are fingers for, after all?

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM KNOWS what fingers are for...... nose picking... and she practices OFTEN!!

[papayahed]

The PAM nose picks also, but unlike amalia he likes to keep his "little treasures" in a jar on his nightstand.

[amalia1985]

The jar is so precious that the PAM never cleans the nightstand. Imagine if the jar breaks...

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM nose picks also, but unlike amalia he likes to keep his "little treasures" in a jar on his nightstand.

Keep them!?..... I don't have that much self-control.... I EAT 'EM RIGHT AWAY!

Nothing is tastier than the elusive Sinus Oyster!!

[Bakiryu]

Pam is not really a person but a walrus with a human brain!

[NikolaiI]

Pam is an awful singer!

[amalia1985]

PAM doesn't like to sing because of the eating-pebbles habbit

[NikolaiI]

PAM eats pebbles, too...she can't accept that she's not a bird.

[Bakiryu]

Pam lives on a tent and tells everyone it's a mansion. *bad pam! :lol:*

[NikolaiI]

The PAM called the bearded lady a man, and got twisted into a pretzel.

[Shurtugal]

PAM complains that people get him misked up for a girl... so for the solution he makes a girl avie.

[greenlake]

pam has a pix of her fav actor and a fairie that is my neighborly friend.

[Bakiryu]

pam is so ditsy she hasn't realized this is the INSULT PAM THREAD! (no matter how many times I tell her.)

[Tournesol]

Pam probably knows good 'Picong'

In Trinidad [Caribbean] there's a type of Calypso called 'Picong'. Two people on stage sing improvisations of insults to one another. The trick is to stay calm, and take it in good humour. The first one to be offended is the loser...so this is similar to that!

[Bakiryu]

(Oooh that's so cool. Back in havana we have something similar but it's more wirh rhyming insults. Called Controversia :p)

Pam is an old n00b! Been here longer than I am yet only 29 posts! *le gasp!*

[Pendragon]

Lesee I got this down straight, The PAM is a "legal drug"? And I thought I'd got into some weird stuff back in the 70's...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Evil.gif

[NikolaiI]

How's that an insult? 'd be like if I called you the last son of camelot, and expect you to start crying... but then, I can't bring myself to insult PAM.

[papayahed]

The PAM has webbed toes.

[amalia1985]

The PAM uses the toes to eat pop-corn

[barbara0207]

The PAM eats pop-corn from her dog's bowl.

[Shalot]

the pam wears her dog's bowl as a hat and alpo as face cream

[Pendragon]

The PAM wouldn't know...

[Shalot]

the PAM wouldn't know either, he just pretends to

[Bakiryu]

the pam knows too much yet nothing she just pretends that she knows she doesn't know!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t37/kizz_ye/sdo%20emoticon/E59E6664148FAD57F2F74F751CA96E76.gif

[greenlake]

the pam is a legal drug from the tardis!!!!!!!!!

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM coats her neighbor in peanut butter. :eek2:

[Shurtugal]

PAM did such a hard disco dance that her pants fell down.

[Bakiryu]

the pam is a legal drug from the tardis!!!!!!!!!

Does that mean i'm the 11th doctor? Wheee!

Pam has forgotten me. bad pam!

[papayahed]

Hetay AMPAY oesn'tday nowkay igpay atinlay.

[Bakiryu]

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:lol: (read that PAM! ADVANCED 1337!)

[papayahed]

The PAM doesn't know that leet is a dead language, while pig latin will live forever.

[Bakiryu]

the pam doesn't know that 1337 is universal while only english speakers know about pig latin!

[papayahed]

The PAM is a champion of obsolete things, she still listens to records on a victrola.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is old enough to actually know what "record" and "Victrola" mean without resorting to the dictionary... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/e060.gif

[amalia1985]

The PAM doesn't need the dictionary. Not all people know how to read anyway...

[barbara0207]

That's right. That's why the PAM reads her books upside down.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses strands of her hair when flossing.

[Shalot]

the pam may be bulletproof and sticks and stones may not hurt her bones, but words always do, DORK! *laughs evilly and runs away*

[Bakiryu]

the pam's ears are green and pointy, yet she disguises them with a blond wig. We all do who you are pam!

[NikolaiI]

Pam was walking in the woods and she found a talking rope. She began a conversation with the rope, who seemed to be very knowledgeable about books and other topics, when suddenly the rope began insulting her horribly. It called her all sorts of really personal, mean comments until she set it on fire and it began screaming. She walked away, listening to an iPod.

[Bakiryu]

(eh? I wonder if that's supposed to be insulting. And are there such things as talking ropes?)

Pam hears voices. They told him to write his comment above.

[NikolaiI]

am-pay an't-cay ead-ray ig-pay atin-lay

[Bakiryu]

(Does everyone here know that now?! :flare:) fine.

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[NikolaiI]

pam can't read this. can't you now pam? no you can't! lol!

[Bakiryu]

What? The p-latin or the 1337.

Pam is mean to poor Baki!

[NikolaiI]

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is something like this, right?

pam can't read this. can't you now pam? no you can't! lol!

I am mean to Pam, but that's only because she's sub-human.

[Bakiryu]

What?! Noooo.

Pam is a squirrel. He creeps into people's windows and uses their computers.

[NikolaiI]

Pam EATS squirrels. She ate all my brothers and sisters, and now she is after me!

[Bakiryu]

Pam has extremely bad memory, he forgot that his Pam is a vegetarian!

(G'night. I'm going to sleep)

[papayahed]

The PAM makes clothing from all those squirrels she eats.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM sneaks into Baki's house, and eats all her squirrel clothes.

[Pendragon]

Why insult the PAM? She already calls herself a dork! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/figuren/n015.gif

[amalia1985]

And that's because PAM is so stupid. What a pity! He cannot understand this is a BAD word...

[Shalot]

PAM is stuck in 1985. hey pam, 1985 called and wants its legwarmers back :lol: :rolleyes:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM efficiently marks her territory with a single lifting of a leg.

[greenlake]

rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im confused.

[Bakiryu]

Pam was born confused! *burn!*

[Shurtugal]

PAM don't talk about yourself like that!!!
(i do that everytime my nieghbor calls me stupid... we in the end burst out laughing!)

[Pendragon]

We will not call the PAM not bright. Were she not a girl, her dad would call her "Sonny".

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM uses a tablecloth with the same design as his avvie.

[Shalot]

the PAM wears a dress made out of a tablecloth

[BulletproofDork]

PAM uses tableclothes as bed sheets.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses a tablecloth as a napkin.

[Bakiryu]

Pam eats napkins, she resembles a goat!

[ahsiam]

PAM is a white ghost in black background.

[Pendragon]

And the PAM dropped over and brought along a couple of buddies...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/CuteChosts.jpg

[NikolaiI]

PAM stepped in snow, which he thought was ghost-droppings, spread all over the land...

[amalia1985]

The PAM was hungry, saw the snow, thought it was a huuge ice-cream and ate it...

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks yellow snow is a delicacy.

[greenlake]

the pam is a stupid head. ;)

[papayahed]

the pam is a stupid head. ;)

:lol: that's pretty good.


The PAM thinks the moon is made of cheese.

[Bakiryu]

the pam ate the moon so now she's really, really fat!

[RoCKiTcZa]

Do not speak that way of the Moon, PAM! 'Tis very handsome............

[papayahed]

The PAM has a blow up doll of the moon that she takes around and introduces as her boyfriend.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM should not be criticizing others for their use of blow-up dolls...... "People in glass houses, PAM"

[Pendragon]

Oh, so now we know how the PAM got the photo he uses for his atvar! He is a peeping Tom at glass houses! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/figuren/a035.gif

[amalia1985]

I wonder why the PAM keeps living in those glass houses! It must be very annoying to knock your head on walls every minute...

[BibliophileTRJ]

Oh, so now we know how the PAM got the photo he uses for his atvar! He is a peeping Tom at glass houses! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/figuren/a035.gif

Pen.... it's TIM, not Tom! Peeping Tim, Esquire! :D

The PAM used to live in a glass house; but after the first time she went out, she could never find it again.

[Shurtugal]

PAM useto live on land but after he lost a precious object... he went to sea to find. it sadly he had never really lost it just forgot it at the dock, his brain.

[amalia1985]

But the PAM was not very displeased, she doesn't use it, anyway.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats paste.

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM constantly breaks her own "no internet before 7pm" rule.

Bad PAM!

[papayahed]

The PAM doesn't understand the internet rule applies to the home - not work

[Bakiryu]

pam is unable to dig!

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM doesn't understand the internet rule applies to the home - not work

And how does the boss feel about that?

[NikolaiI]

The PAM is all green from eating seaweed out at sea. Even though they probably don't, he still is.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM is all green from eating fingers wrapped in seaweed.

[Virgil]

PAM has gathered together a club of dorks and she was voted president. :D

[Shurtugal]

Pam was a bad witch, so in punishment they took away her vanity, by changing her (including her beautifully ugly nose) into a cute adorible kitty.

*edit
that was for bullet y'all

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM has a blow up doll of the moon that she takes around and introduces as her boyfriend.

Goodness, that is just sooo... I do have a crush on the guy whom many have dubbed "the moon..." but he is cute and very intelligent, though sometimes he goes too far into mischief... yet PAM is even more mischievous than he.

[papayahed]

Goodness, that is just sooo... I do have a crush on the guy whom many have dubbed "the moon..." but he is cute and very intelligent, though sometimes he goes too far into mischief... yet PAM is even more mischievous than he.


I know all....:lol:


The PAM uses vienna sausages to clean her teeth.

[amalia1985]

The PAM doesn't clean her teeth very often, since she has run out of money and there is no way she can afford to buy those sausages...

[NikolaiI]

PAM thinks a sausage is like a sou-chef, someone who studies under a sage...

[amalia1985]

The PAM should really be careful with what she decides to eat...

[Bakiryu]

the pam likes to eats book. Thus, she is a bookworm. Away! keep away! from my paper darlings! (:lol:)

[greenlake]

hey when i was a baby,i ate everything in sight!!!!!!!!!
the pam is a creepy cartoon that speaks the truth.

[amalia1985]

The PAM likes all kinds of worms and keeps many of them as pets.

[NikolaiI]

The PAM doesn't realize that worms are a noble creature.

[Bakiryu]

the pam eats worm soup so as to partake of their nobility!

[papayahed]

the PAM breaks into bait shops and tries to set the worm free, to bad they don't move very fast.

[Shalot]

the PAM hangs out at the bait shop because she thinks it's a happenin' place. It doesn't get more exciting than that, does it pam?

[NikolaiI]

PAM doesn't even know! Hahaha okay that was lame, but I cannot post on every thread here... lol!

[greenlake]

the pam i an i dont no type of person.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM mixed up her custom user title with Shalot's.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears shoes on her hands.

[Shalot]

the pam wears hands on her shoes because she hasn't yet mastered the art of accessorizing. honestly PAM, just go to Claire's and get some earrings.

[amalia1985]

The PAM used a fork to pierce her ears in order to put on her new earrings.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses a fork to comb her hair and a butter knife to cut her nails.

[Bakiryu]

the pam has extremely dirty clothes since she's always digging.

[BulletproofDork]

the PAM has dirty clothes because she's always digging for gold in the backyard.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM, if it is true that you live to make me smile, then why am I currently not smiling?

[amalia1985]

The PAM never smiles, who would like to see her teeth?

[RoCKiTcZa]

pam has metal thorns for teeth...

[Bakiryu]

Pam's wooden dentures won't fit and she has no other teeth!

[RoCKiTcZa]

And PAM shall go ahead to split logs with her teeth.

[amalia1985]

Once, accidentaly, the PAM swallowed some pieces of wood and she actually loved them...Now, she thinks they are bars of chocolate...

[NikolaiI]

the PAM tried to use grass as an alternate fuel for her car...it didn't work.

[amalia1985]

The PAM doesn't use a car now. She found an other use for her little doggie pet...

[Pendragon]

The PAM needs one of two things: New Glasses or lessons in basic biology. Nik is a he...

[amalia1985]

The PAM feels good during the Darkness of Night...What is your relationship with werewolves, PAM?

[papayahed]

the PAM buys cheap perfum and transfers it to expensive bottles.

[greenlake]

this pam is a micheivious person who lives in michigan

[Shalot]

the pam runs the vacuum cleaner because she enjoys the sound it makes

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM put on her earmuffs and sent music blaring through them.

[Pendragon]

And the PAM personally "played" said music...

Note to Amalia: Werewolves? Why do you think I always wear this silver ring with the Celtic cross? But, with my Native American totem or Spirit Guide being a Cougar, one wolf isn't going to take on a cougar!

[amalia1985]

And the PAM personally "played" said music...

Note to Amalia: Werewolves? Why do you think I always wear this silver ring with the Celtic cross? But, with my Native American totem or Spirit Guide being a Cougar, one wolf isn't going to take on a cougar!


That was amazing, Pendragon!BRAVO!!!


The PAM started playing music to cope up with the worms living in the house, but it was an utter failure...

[Shalot]

The PAM uses sardines as air freshener

[packersfan]

The PAM uses fabreeze as cologne

[RoCKiTcZa]

The PAM uses 100-year-old perfume

[amalia1985]

The PAM found a new use for the "black gold",liking the smell of it...No wonder her car still cannot move...

[papayahed]

The PAM steals candy from little children.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is the Ghost of Mr. Chicken...

[amalia1985]

The PAM likes ghosts...He lives with five or six...

[Bakiryu]

Pam is a hippie, she only wears grass skirts to stick it to the man

[papayahed]

The PAM wears a tin foil hat.

[Shalot]

the pam recycles her rent

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM recycles her toilet paper. :D

[Bakiryu]

ew PAM!

PAM mind is a horrid place to find yourself in :p

[Shalot]

the pam recycles her rent

this was supposed to be the pam recycles her insults. I think my husband was talking to me while I was typing and rent may have come into the conversation and I typed rent instead of insults. I guess. wonder what else I've unintentionally typed on this forum :lol:

[papayahed]

this was supposed to be the pam recycles her insults. I think my husband was talking to me while I was typing and rent may have come into the conversation and I typed rent instead of insults. I guess. wonder what else I've unintentionally typed on this forum :lol:


HaHa - I was wondering about that one!! It made me wonderif I was missing a way to not pay rent..


The PAM thinks she can talk to the animals.

[Pendragon]

Anyone can talk to animals. The PAM thinks animals can talk to HER...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bev.gif

[amalia1985]

The PAM loves dragons. He doesn't know that dragons don't quite like him...

[Shurtugal]

PAM has insulted the dragons... bad move, my friend, you have several people who are appsessed with dragons.

[amalia1985]

The PAM has a special relationship with interesting lizards...

[Shalot]

the pambthinks the lizard king really can do anything - you just keep thinking that pam

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM looked down the drain and reached in with her pinkie seeing that her lizard pet had gone down it...

[amalia1985]

And then, the PAM found another pet to substitute the lizard that abandoned her. A rat!

[Pendragon]

The PAM seems to not like pets. With 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 rabbit, 1 turtle, 1 gekko (lizard), 1 rat, 1 painted turtle, 5 frogs, and 3 hamsters what's the problemo with me pets, luv?

[amalia1985]

And then the PAM decided to throw all the pets out of the house, because he found out that they could sing better than him.

[greenlake]

the pam is a greek hippy thats a superstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papayahed]

The PAM had a birthday cake made of fish for her birthday.

[RoCKiTcZa]

And then, the PAM found another pet to substitute the lizard that abandoned her. A rat!

Haha. Rats are adorable! We are soon going to subject them to experiments though. :p

PAM went fishing in the river and caught a birthday cake.

[amalia1985]

The PAM uses toothbrushes as candles for the birthday cake.

[Pendragon]

There goes the PAM again thinking animals can talk back. She thinks they sing better than I. Well I have no birds, and the others love my singing...

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM only adopts tone-deaf pets.

[amalia1985]

Because they are the only ones who can cope with PAM's singing voice.

[Shurtugal]

PAM did... i shouldn't mention it, it would make old people blush with emberresment. (and you know how hard that is)

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM dreams of getting blue scales and tailfins, and to be able to breathe multicolored fire.

[amalia1985]

Fire is waaaaay better than the current breath of PAM

[Pendragon]

When the PAM describes herself as a "hippie" she isn't refering to "flower children" but to the fact that small children often hitchhike on her hips because they are that broad...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/AuntEppie.jpg

[Shalot]

The PAM enjoys standing behind that lady in the pic he posted (whatever floats your boat there PAM)

[Bakiryu]

the pam shatters mirrors with her gaze
And her lips, why, they turn milk sour!
Her breath sets glass ablaze
And burns to cinders every poem

:D

[papayahed]

The PAM doesn't know who the three stooges are. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

[Bakiryu]

Pam looks shame her avie into beautifulness.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is just the right person to play the character Marie Juana in the play I am starring in

[amalia1985]

The PAM thinks that what happens on the stage is actually real...

[Pendragon]

All the world is a stage and the PAM is an understudy...

[amalia1985]

I loved that, Pendragon...

The PAM is too ugly to even become an understudy...

[symphony]

PAM seems to be forcing even Christ into hollywood.

[greenlake]

the pam is a lyre who lives nowhere on that green speak.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM is anticipating Pres.G.B.'s latest album.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's latest CD was produced, directed, and all-songs-written by her stuffed bunny! "Fuzzy feeling...nothing more than fuzzy wuzzy feelings..." "She used to pull me out of her hat, it's magic....." "The March Hare Blues", etc...

[amalia1985]

PAM started singing after realising it was the only way to stop birds from "visiting" the garden.

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM jumped into a pool of tar and started drinking everything up upon realizing it tasted good

[Pendragon]

The PAM, upset with me, now only sits playing and singing "This Old Guitar..."

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Sorry.gif

[amalia1985]

Why is the PAM sorry? Come on, PAM , it's no great harm if you cannot sing well...

[Pendragon]

Me, PAM? I play and sing fine, which you would know if not for blowing your eardrums at Woodstock...

[greenlake]

the pam is a last son of camelot......whos camelot?

[amalia1985]

The PAM was lost on her way home, and instead of the moon, she found herself close to the sun.

[Bakiryu]

the pam is a last son of camelot......whos camelot?

the city of king Arthur.

the pam blew her eardrums in fangirlsm :p

[Pendragon]

For someone who claims to live in the TARDIS, the PAM seems rather stuck in a blue funk-- explore, read, learn!

[amalia1985]

The PAM focused so much that the head-ache caused hallucinations, and he missed the target!

(...sorry, but I am in a bad mood today...)

[Shalot]

when the PAM gets nervous, she sticks her hands under armpits for a few moments and then sniffs her fingers and then does a high kick and says "I'm a super star"

[Bakiryu]

the pam's face is so scary she frightened her avie into looking like it does today (plastic surgery pam, plastic surgery) :p

[RoCKiTcZa]

Plastic surgery will be of no use to PAM.

[Shalot]

Pam is forever lamenting her broken pencils. Just get a pencil sharpener would ya? :D

[Pendragon]

Since the PAM is down in the valley and doesn't even know, what's the point? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Chill.gif

[amalia1985]

PAM currently needs a map to find the location of the house...

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM wants to know the shortcut to a dead-end

[amalia1985]

PAM may bump the head on the dead-end wall...

[Pendragon]

Sounds like the PAM has had the experience... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/HUMPH.gif

[amalia1985]

PAM made a tiny mistake with the bow...

[papayahed]

the PAM doesn't need a costume to go trick or treating.

[Shalot]

The PAM is mean and gives out raisens and religious brochures to trick or treaters instead of candy. Bad PAM!!

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

That's because the PAM ate all the candy first.

[amalia1985]

The PAM has many bad teeth because of the eating candy habbit!

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM has bad teeth 'cause she hasn't brushed in 13 years. :sick: Ew, PAM!!!