Pam

[Pendragon]

What kind of pets would be kept by the PAM, seeing as how she (lives?) in a crypt, when she isn't walking lonely roads in the moonlight...?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/BrideofFrankie.gif

[The Bookinator]

The PAM likes to burn things. *sniff* Is that an Alvin the Chipmunk costume burning?

[Pendragon]

The PAM probably smells the ends of those pointy sticks she sharpens then hardens in the fire...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Barmaid.gif

[BibliophileTRJ]

When returning home the PAM greets his pets in doggy fashion...... by sniffing their rear ends.

[Pendragon]

They don't call the PAM "Jumping Jack Flash" after the song, you know... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Baldy.gif

[kathycf]

When not writing and posting in forums, the PAM is especially found of riding escalators at the mall....always hoping they will go someplace other than the outside the store that sells mothballs.

[papayahed]

The PAM wears mothballs as earrings.

[Asa Adams]

The PAM thinks cotton candy is the same as cotton balls. Her Foot care is a shamble! :lol:

[Pendragon]

Those eyes are awful shifty Asa! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Dawgs.gif

[Adolescent09]

The PAM writes stories which blows readers' minds.

[kathycf]

The PAM eats a diet soley consisting of soggy spaghetti topped with grape jelly.

[kandaurov]

The PAM has some dark, wicked magic powers and somehow got me the flu :mad:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM was still wearing the girly wig that Niamh bestowed upon him, and upon standing in the rain, caught his dreadful cold...

[papayahed]

The PAM dyed her eyebrows purple to match her eyes.

[Adolescent09]

The PAM does nothing in the event of nothing happening so nothing continues to happen

[papayahed]

The PAM's fingers and mouth are stained orange from the continuous diet of Cheetos.

[kathycf]

The PAM adorns herself with a wig made out of bark.

[Shalot]

Whenever the PAM smiles she has lipstick on her teeth. ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM is eagerly anticipating the N*sync comback tour.

[Shalot]

The Pam has a mullet and drives a camaro and thinks Whitesnake was a good thing and is still wearing stirrups from the first '80's fashion wave

[Pendragon]

From the PAM wafts the constant odor of small piquant onions... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Mime.gif

[papayahed]

The Pam has a mullet and drives a camaro and thinks Whitesnake was a good thing and is still wearing stirrups from the first '80's fashion wave

This is the insult thread - not the compliment thread!!!:D



The PAM can often be seen wearing a coat he made completely out of pigeon feathers.

[Niamh]

The PAM stole of of the pigeons that the PAHer use to make his coats!

[kathycf]

The PAM only wears clothing that is neon orange in color and tops it off with a leprechaun hat in neon green. Festive!

[kandaurov]

...I'm still convinced that the PAM got me the flu, that evil witch :mad:

[Niamh]

The reason the PAM has the flu is because he never listened when his mother told not to skinny dip in the atlantic ocean after dark!

[kathycf]

The PAM seems to have conveniently forgotten about her romantic liason with George, the leprechaun....Tsk, tsk.


...I'm still convinced that the PAM got me the flu, that evil witch :mad:This comment and the sig of the PAPAM (person above the person above me) brings to mind the following:


I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
Blaise Pascal
French mathematician, physicist (1623 - 1662)

Therefore the papam must blame his flu on himself. So nyah. :p

[kandaurov]

The PAM pwned me. I'll get you for this, Big K :p

[Pendragon]

The Pam sounds like a Kandy... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/CandyCane.gif

[The Bookinator]

The PAM likes to rap about butterflies and flowers.

Break it down, home-dragon! :cool:

[kathycf]

The PAM is oddly fond of the name Englebert. Nobody really knows why....

[papayahed]

the PAM wears garlic and herb infused olive oil as a perfume.

[Virgil]

PAM has too many "a"'s in her lit net name.

[Shalot]

PAM has too many V's in his lit net name and the little description saying thingy underneath right above his wolf pic :nod:

[Pendragon]

The PAM's atvar expression is under susspicion at the moment... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/devwmn.gif The expert is looking at it now...

[kathycf]

PAM keeps a tinfoil collection.

[kandaurov]

The PAM deep-fries sardines in hot caramel, eats them in one bite and claims they're delicious.

[Shalot]

The Pam wears a tin foil hat.

[Dante Wodehouse]

The PAM will have their thoughts stolen by aliens, but returned because they frightened the alien offspring.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is very well known in his home town. Mothers tell their naughty kids, 'If you don't start behaving well, we will ask Dante to babysit again.'

Incidentally, all children start to behave like little angels from that moment onwards.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM never runs out of garlic to use in cooking as there is always a fresh bulb hanging from the necklace that never leaves her neck... :lol:

[Hey Kan, hope you are feeling better soon!]

[Scheherazade]

The PAM, being so jealous, is waiting for an opportunity to steal my garlic necklace!

[Pendragon]

The PAM wears a garlic necklace, forgetting that many Vampires are Italian...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Nun.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM still dances the Macarena.

[Pendragon]

A year's worth of graveyard mold clings to the PAM... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/waiving_dragon.gif Hi, Kathy!

[kandaurov]

The PAM is convinced that hienas laugh when he is around because of his brilliant wit!

(aw, thanks, Kiz, how thoughtful of you! All better now :)

[Niamh]

The PAM socks are very smelly- your meant to change them every day not every year!:p

[kandaurov]

To the PAM, everything smells foully for the simple reason that her nose neither can stretch itself far away from her own body nor can it get used to its stench :)

[kathycf]

How shall I describe the PAM? Dottering Dunderhead? Gallumphing Gargoyle? Nope...wait for it....Thou cullionly dismal-dreaming skainsmate!

Hiya Pen, Niamh and kandaurov....:wave:

[kandaurov]

The PAM speaks in tongues :confused:

Hello back to you, K! :wave:

[Niamh]

The PAM has no tongue to speak!
Hey hey Kathy ( And Kandaurov of course!:p ):wave:

[kandaurov]

The PAM has a red, tiny, slimy and grumpy leprechaun instead of a tongue!

Haha I'd be crestfallen if you forgot me! Hideho, Niamh! :wave:

[Pendragon]

How does the PAM write, if there's no point to it? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Ginger.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks mashed potatoes and gravy make an excellent medium for sculpture. It's food, not art....


The PAM speaks in tongues :confused:

My mother tongue is English...let me guess, was it cullionly and skainsmate? If it makes you feel better, I don't know what they mean either....:lol: That particular insult comes courtsey of the Shakespearean Insulter (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/). While 99.9 percent of the time I am a "hands on" insulter, I thought that generator would be funny. It uses actual insults from Shakespeare, such as this one:

Draw your neck out of your collar.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet Alternatively, it generates an insult that good old Will might have written, such as the one I posted previously. :D

[kilted exile]

PAM is a weedy dizzy-eyed wagtail

(that shakespeare insulter is pretty good)

[kathycf]

It is pretty funny isn't it...Thou odiferous tickle-brained flirt-gill!:p

[papayahed]

In honor of her 1 year anniversary the PAM is making her RL friends and family adopt literary names like Hester, Bram and Beawolf.

[Pendragon]

What shalt we title thee, besides the already given Grover, The Lurker at the Threshhold, mayhap? (From Lovecraft...) http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Friday13.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Ghost.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM is dusting off his rainbow wig, getting it ready for summer wear.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/rainbowwig.jpg


In honor of her 1 year anniversary the PAM is making her RL friends and family adopt literary names like Hester, Bram and Beawolf.

LMAO! I should do that! :lol:

[Niamh]

the person above me doesnt realise that chocolate is for eating not for swiming in....

[Pendragon]

The PAM's date for tonight: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Cainsaw.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM has a fondness for peanut butter and brussel sprout sandwiches. On rye bread, mind you.

[papayahed]

The PAM buys irregular underwear.

[Niamh]

the PAM has no underwear!:eek:

[kathycf]

The PAM wears underwear as a hat.

[Pendragon]

Why does the PAM have this morbid facination with underwear? Did she go on jockey-shorts raids in her collage days? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Loser.gif

[kathycf]

Nom de plume of the PAM: Pleghmy McTwist.

[Niamh]

stop putting salt in the coffee PAM!:p

[Pendragon]

Stop drinking it, PAM! You like the dry heaves that much? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GoDutch.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM has a morbid fascination with tube socks...his favorite pair are named "Tubey" and "Grey Goose". Who else would name their socks?

[Niamh]

The PAM not only names her socks she also invite them to dinner!

[kathycf]

Pfft, not even, PAM. The PAM has tea parties with all her brasseries, socks, and various other assorted undergarments. ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's stockings are moth-eaten and reek of graveyard mold... or so this guy tells me...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bela.gif

[Shalot]

The PAM savors the smell of graveyard mold.

[Pendragon]

So say the PAM who has the Onion Breath of Death! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Faint.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM has a speacial powder blue satin track suit he wears on special occasions

[JBI]

The PAM doesn't wear deodorant.

[toni]

And PAM bought ketchup cake for his birthday!

[Madhuri]

The PAM made that ketchup cake.

[Pendragon]

The memsahib should watch where her flying carpet takes her! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/genie.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM accidently jumped into a tub of blue dye! silly PAM!:p

[Pendragon]

The Froud Fairy scared herself by looking in the creek, which she cracked, BTW! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/What.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM likes a side of buttered toenails with his morning pancakes.

[Pendragon]

The seeds in the PAM's head are starting to sprout... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Rash.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM is deathly afraid of blue Jello. It's just gelatin, PAM.

[AdoreroDio]

The PAM has a phobia of spiders on roller skates.

[kathycf]

The PAM has an unfortunate addiction to nose-picking....tsk.

:p

[papayahed]

The PAM wears her shoes on the wrong feet.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is stuck in old comedy gag. Yes, Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/sno6_thumb.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM puts ketup on his cereal. Yuk!:sick:

[Pendragon]

The PAM thinks crackers and kool-aide is a "night on the town"....

[Niamh]

The person above me puts rocks in his pillows as he thinks they will massage his head!

[papayahed]

The PAM has pet rocks.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM rocks pets.

[kathycf]

The PAM is under the (odd...quite odd) impression that rocks are "the breakfast of champions."

[kiz_paws]

The PAM can't figure out why her flip flops won't stay on (as she pulls up her socks defiantly). :)

[Niamh]

the PAM should really cut her nails! they are so long and sharp they'd have cut someones head off before she knew it!

[papayahed]

the PAM failed at cultivating a Rock Garden

[kathycf]

The PAM spreads nasty rumors about rocks.

[Virgil]

PAM hides her New England accent.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM sings to his plants and wonders why they seem to be in hibernation... :)

[Virgil]

PAM is an expert at getting beads in New Orleans. How does she do it? :p

[Niamh]

the PAM tries unsuccessfully to plait his hair with beads.

[kandaurov]

The PAM claims that she can balance eight frogs on her head while she dances the cha-cha-cha. But frankly, PAM, who cares?

(hahaha got you as PAM again, Niamh! :p)

[Niamh]

the PAM thinks that sitting in a shallow pool full of custard will in force nervana. Silly PAM
(not you again!:p :lol: )

[kandaurov]

Since she is a confessed leprechaun, the PAM defines a pool of water in the pavement after two minutes' rain as being "deep water" :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM, being formed from a mysterious substance called "Kandy", sticks to everything she touches...

[kiz_paws]

PAM is an expert at getting beads in New Orleans. How does she do it? :p
[Ha ha, Virgil. :lol:

That certainly rocked my husband's world (my tale of the beads), and we'll leave it at that. I'm innocent! ] :lol:

The PAM tried to use cola beverage as an ink to pen yet another delicious verse, but that was just the problem, it was delicious verse and he ate it... Silly PAM!

[kathycf]

PAM is attempting to capture the Guiness World record for longest nose hairs, at last measure her's are closing in on 7 inches. :eek: :eek2: :eek:


:p

[Niamh]

the PAM thinks shoes with bright red and purple dot bows on the front are cool. Thats so wrong PAM.

[kathycf]

PAM criticizes my fashion sense knowing full well she gets all her fashion tips from Zippy the Pinhead.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Zippy.jpg

[Niamh]

The PAM once dated zippy the pinhead (btw whos zippy the pinhead?)

[kathycf]

PAM yells out the phrase "porkchops and applesauce" at random moments throughout her day. That wouldn't happen to you PAM, if you knew about Zippy. :p



Zippy (http://www.zippythepinhead.com/) is a strange sort of cartoon that originated in the early 70s (which was sort of before my time) and I remember it from the 80s (which was more my time). It isn't that I read it so much, because I didn't but there was something about Zippy that I found funny....was it the name? The muu-muu he wears or something more intangible? Not sure. :lol:

Wikipedia says this about Zippy:

His most famous quote is "Are we having fun yet?," which has become a catch phrase. It is sung in Nickelback's smash hit "How You Remind Me" and appears in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations

[Niamh]

the PAM swims in baths of applesauce.

[kathycf]

Pam writes poetry about applesauce.

[Niamh]

(:goof: T'is me and you Kathy! a one on one PAM war!:lol: )

The PAM brings a piano into the shower so she can play as well as sing!

[Pendragon]

BOTH of the PAM's are apparently suffering from a mysterious malady that involves ancient cartoon strips, and various household appliances. I am listening to STYX “Renegade” while pondering this illness and would diagnose it properly, no doubt but now, my CD just went to Sweet Home Alabama, so I’m mellow.

[papayahed]

The PAM buys cheap booze.

[Virgil]

PAM trades her beads from New Orleans (and how did you get those beads, PAM?) for cheap booze. :p

[Scheherazade]

PAM trades booze for cheap beads.

[Niamh]

The PAM puts cheap beads in her cheap boze thinking it adds character!

[Pendragon]

The PAM tells lies, as witnessed by the fact that she claimed I drink cheap booze! I am unable to drink alcohol, I disagree with drinking it except in moderation, and if I am gonna drink it is gonna be some GOOD STUFF!!!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Glug.gif

[Niamh]

The PAM is in league with george the leprechaun! How could you PAM!:lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM puts Jello in her shoes, for that fun squishy feeling....

[Virgil]

PAM has lost her nose.

[kathycf]

PAM has lost her nose.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, if we are going to go by avatars, I suspect the PAM has an inordinate "fondness" for "marking" fire hydrants...wolves are canines, no? :p

[Niamh]

The PAM likes the hang out with frogs and toads. Be thee a witch!:goof:

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is trying her best to conceal the fact that she adores her shiny bright flamingo pink rubber boots and wears them even when it is not raining out...

[AdoreroDio]

The Pam has taken forever to read 41 Stories by O.Henry...

[Reccura]

The PAM wishes to live in his avy and forget about LitNet...

[Virgil]

PAM gets bossed around by her older sisters.

[Riesa]

PAM gets bossed around by his younger sisters! :lol:

hiya Virg :wave:

[kathycf]

The PAM puts on cowboy boots with spurs and then monopolizes the 25 cent per ride plastic horseys outside supermarkets. Tsk...

[Niamh]

the PAM still enjoys those 25 cent plastic horses outside supermarkets

[Pendragon]

Whenever the PAM isn't trying to ride one of them, eh, Froud Fairy?

[Niamh]

the PAM tries to capture leprechauns to steal there gold. tut tut!

[kathycf]

The PAM takes the "wearing o' the green" a bit too seriously. You don't need green hair, nails and skin, my dear. :p

[Niamh]

I'm only green because the PAM poured a bucket of green dye over me!:p

[Pendragon]

Is it possibe to dye a toad green, PAM?

[kathycf]

The PAM has a closet full of powder blue polyester leisure suits from 1974. They will never come back in style...never. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM wears ski hats and mittens all year long.

[Virgil]

PAM plays softball with a plastc bat and surgcal glove for a mitt.

[kathycf]

Curses! The pam posted ahead of me! PAM is a meany poo.

[kiz_paws]

In a cheezy dare, the PAM placed a cone of cotton candy atop her head and played Innagoddadavita on a Kazoo...tut tut, PAM ;)

[toni]

PAM breathes through her gills! oooo, PAm....:lol:

[Niamh]

The PAM says words like Gazzooks, kazam, and ge-wiz. You should have left them in batman PAM...

[Virgil]

PAM must have some good Irish phrases that no one else understands.

[Pendragon]

Why does it smell like wet dog in here-- OH, Hi, PAM!

And Kathy, mine was worse, it was Canary Yellow! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Geezer.gif

[kiz_paws]

But what you didn't mention, dear Pen, was that you had a tartan shirt with solid gold buttons on under the yellow suit...

[kathycf]

The PAM insists her entire home be decorated in tartan. I hear poor Pepper has a tartan winter coat with matching booties...

[Niamh]

The PAM painted her car in a tartan pattern... not a wise choice!

[Virgil]

PAM has been sleeping on the floor because she painted the bed spread. You know PAM if you wanted a different color spread all you had to do is change to a different one.

[Pendragon]

Speaking of sheets, are you ever gonna change yours, PAM? Wet Dog reeks! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Wolfman.gif

[Virgil]

PAM doesn't have his fire dragon breath any longer. :p

[kathycf]

The PAM grips his knife and fork with his feet. That just is bad table manners, pam.

[Niamh]

speaking of feet PAM, yours seem to be peeping out of you shoes! I know there your favourite pair but I've seen less holes in a piece of lace!

[kathycf]

Pfft, the PAM is mistaken.

PAM sings the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song everyday while at work. The customers are getting very afraid....

[Niamh]

Pfft, the PAM is mistaken.

PAM sings the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song everyday while at work. The customers are getting very afraid....

Well how else would i get rid of them!:p

At least its better than singing "Always look on the bright side of life" during a college exam!

[Virgil]

PAM has poison ivy as a house plant. Tut,tut. No complaining now when you get a rash and itchy.

[Pendragon]

Are you sure it wasn't Wolfsbane that gave you that itching and burning PAM?

[kathycf]

The PAM is the author of The itching and the burning: a short history of Athlete's foot.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM wonders why her nice new jeans hurt so much -- take the tags off, PAM... :)

[Pendragon]

The PAM scared off her sidekick, poor little Boo-boo. She is, indeed, not your average bear!

[kathycf]

The PAM has business cards made up that declare him to be the "Headcheese of the known universe" and hands them out to passerby. Freaky deaky. :p

[Pendragon]

I thought I smelled graveyard mold. Spring cleaning, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/57477ghostly-gal.jpg

[kiz_paws]

It is not progress to unravel the entire spool of thread to check for knots prior to using... tsk tsk PAM...;)

[Pendragon]

Will the real Kid Paws come forward at anytime? We have an ash blonde girl atvar and a dark-haired guy profile photo. You most definately are NOT your average bear... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/motorcyclemom.jpg

[kathycf]

The PAM wears a cloak made from cooked elbow macaroni.

Hey, Kiz, I checked your profile to see what Pen was talking about re: your profile pic and noticed your birthday is three days after mine. :D

[Niamh]

The PAM likes to flash torch lights into peoples eye when they are walking by at night.

[Pendragon]

People shouldn't be out walking by cemeteries at night anyway, PAM? You probably disturbed the PAPAM.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/skelcoff.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM hires a retinue to accompany him where ever he goes. They scatter rose petals, blow on trumpets, cavort and sing songs of praise ...all to the PAM. Kind of stuck on yourself, ain't ya, PAM? :p :p ;) :p

[Shalot]

the PAM thinks she has to match her hairbow to her lipstick

[Pendragon]

The PAM is down in the valley but the scent of shallots still rises!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM hangs his teabags on the line at night to keep 'em for the next day... :lol:


kathycf: Hey, Kiz, I checked your profile to see what Pen was talking about re: your profile pic and noticed your birthday is three days after mine.
Hey, Kathy, so it is! WOOT, we can be rubies together!


Pendragon: Will the real Kid Paws come forward at anytime?
The real moi shall be found in my Profile for a limited time, cuz I rather put my heros there instead of cracking lenses with myself.... enough said, lol!

[kandaurov]

Though the PAM is far from cracking anyone's lenses, the PAM still isn't regarded with respect in Portugal, for the PAM is reported to have prejudice against 19-year-old, wig-wearing portuguese forum participants :p

[Pendragon]

If the PAM claims to be "pointless" what's with all the griping? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/BadHairDay.gif

[kiz_paws]

The PAM uses banana skins to make slippers from......!! :lol: :lol:


Kandaurov "....the PAM still isn't regarded with respect in Portugal, for the PAM is reported to have prejudice against 19-year-old, wig-wearing portuguese forum participants..."
Hey Kand! We missed ya! Love, the girls from the secret girls' hide-out... :)

[kathycf]

The PAM is rarely on LitNet between the hours of 4 PM and 6PM. That is when she practices her lip synching and air guitar.

[Virgil]

PAM paid me a great compliment on another thread and contrary to the rules of this thread will say that she is a great lady. Thank you Kathy. :)

[kiz_paws]

PAM, to blow up a balloon, you must blow out, not inwards. Don't worry, your singing voice will heal soon...:lol:

[Virgil]

PAM has tried to make yogurt soup with peas and garlic. Didn't turn out too well, did it?

[BibliophileTRJ]

PAM paid me a great compliment on another thread and contrary to the rules of this thread will say that she is a great lady. Thank you Kathy. :)

The PAM makes up his own rules as he goes along....... I'll bet he colors outside of the lines,too!!

[Niamh]

the PAM cant say anything. He thinks rules are just guidelines. Stop parking on double yellow lines on street corners PAM!

[Pendragon]

The PAM ruined a perfectly good insult! Fie on thee!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Redcap.jpg

[Niamh]

The PAM Confuses me with the PAPAPAM. Last time i checked i wasnt a man!

[BibliophileTRJ]

BOTH of the PAMs are confusing each other, quite efficiently, by simulposting.

[Pendragon]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/merman.jpg
No, this is the PAM and the other PAPAM had to check to see if she was a boy or a girl! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/ROFL.gif

[kiz_paws]

Hey, cool art!!

**pauses a moment to gaze**

Alrighty, the PAM uses his bare teeth to shuck an oyster :lol:

[Niamh]

the PAM uses oyster shells for a bikini

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM keeps giving away all of my fashion secrets!!

p.s. that IS cool art, Pen. But, for the record, I don't fancy myself a Merman. Mal de Mer Man is the name of one of my boats, and a self-deprecating play on words.

Mal de Mer is French for sea-sickness
I have never been on a boat without getting sea-sick.
I wonder if I'd still get queasy if I were underwater.....hmmmm

[Niamh]

the PAM should not leave a book intitled "fashion Secrets do not touch!" around. Especially with the lock open!

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM should not revealt to the PAPAM such information.

[Niamh]

i wouldnt have to, but a little birdy told me that the PAM informed on me anyway!:p

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM should know that Bibliophile will hide that article now that she/he knows how his/her secrets are being discovered.

[Niamh]

good thing i have a good memory then!:lol:

the person above me stole all of winnys honey.

[kathycf]

PAM thinks it amusing to waddle like a duck, you gonna quack now too, PAM?



PAM paid me a great compliment on another thread and contrary to the rules of this thread will say that she is a great lady. Thank you Kathy. :)
Calling you a great guy? No need to thank me for stating the truth....but you are welcome. :)

[Niamh]

The PAM got her hands on bibliophiles "what not to wear" book instead of the fashion one. Pink brown and blue boots shaped like hooves will never be in fashion!

[BibliophileTRJ]

The PAM has no idea what she's talking about! My pink brown and blue boots shaped like hooves are the talk of the town!

[kathycf]

The talk of the town, sure. If the town was called "Whatnotttowearville" Or even "Badfashiongton".

[Niamh]

When will the PAM learn that gravy does not go on top of a fruit salad.

[kathycf]

When will the PAM learn gravy is not a fashion accessory? :p

[Niamh]

Unfortunately for the PAM, they didnt realise that someone had poured gravy in their hat and put it on their head. Hows that feel? Slimy?

[kathycf]

The PAM is unaware the Cats in the Hats everywhere scoff at slimy. In fact slimy is a cakewalk to us.

(there, see how kindly I am? Setting up my next insult...:D)

[Virgil]

PAM wears funny striped hats that match the striped jail bird suit that she regularly wears. (I'm back to telling it like it is PAM. :D )

[kiz_paws]

Tut Tut Pam ... when will you learn that the "R" on your car is not for REV but for REVERSE... :lol:

[Virgil]

Oh, PAM, you know that rear view mirror is for looking at the traffic behind you, not admiring your pretty features. You shouldn't be so narcisstic and you should swivel the mirror so you are not looking at yourself all the time. :)

[Pendragon]

Said the PAM while dodging said traffic chasing rabbits! For shame!

PS. BibliophileTRJ: French is my second language. I can still read it fairly well, but not speak it without sounding the fool! I.E., I knew what the words meant, the art was in and of itself sarcasm! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Yo.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM wears a necklace made of green peas.

[Virgil]

PAM is in last place on the baseball team she's on.

[papayahed]

the PAM throws like a girl.

[kathycf]

PAM literally has a papaya for a head.

[Niamh]

the hat the PAM has on her head is so big and wouldnt stop sliding over her eyes that she glues it on. How you gonna get it off PAM?:p

[toni]

PAM is secretly dating this guy...head, I mean...:alien:
http://www.lyseo.edu.ouka.fi/~jtuulos/works/art/ugly_guy.jpg

[Niamh]

he did once have a body but the PAM decided it would be fun to chop the head off and hid the body. thats just brutal.

[kathycf]

The PAM is actually a human sized squid, which doesn't explain how she types with all those tentacles.

[Niamh]

the PAM paved her driveway with tentacles. The smell of decaying meat go so bad during the summer that the area had to be evacuated at a five mile radius.

[kathycf]

The PAM has a belly button so full of lint, she can spin it and make herself yarn. All the better for knitting those belly button lint socks she loves so much.

[Niamh]

i might like belly button flint socks but the PAM knitted her hat with the fluff that had imbedded itself under her toenails. yuk!

[kathycf]

The PAM has the unfortunate habit of slathering herself with grape jelly after her bath...I don't get it PAM, body lotion isn't expensive.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a Papaya for a head.:lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM has an obsession with monocles...


The PAM has a Papaya for a head.:lol:

No, no. That's your head and I wouldn't dream of taking it. :lol:

[Niamh]

Warning:the immidiate area around joke shop is being evacuated. The PAM Tripped over the hem of a costume and fell into the boxes of stick bombs.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM is known in her district for her ability to dance a jig atop a table and not spill a drop in the process... tut tut, PAM! :lol:

[Pendragon]

I thought I smelled peroxide! Did you bathe in the bleaching agent this time, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DumbBlonde.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM never replaces the toilet tissue when it runs out...typical man! :p

(I made a reverse sexist joke! :D)

[Niamh]

At least he didnt try to make a garden water feature out of loo roll like the PAM me. Should have known it would never work!

[kathycf]

The PAM constructs her wardrobe completely out of rolls of toilet tissue and tinfoil. Hard luck when it rains, hmm?

[andave_ya]

The PAM planted chocolate in her yard so she could get a chocolate tree. :confused:

[Pendragon]

The PAM tries sending packages via the annual Monarch Butterfly migration. No wonder none of us got Christmas presents!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/019-monarch_butterfly.jpg

[Niamh]

The PAM doesnt realise that when someone refares to "Snail Post" they mean regular post. it doesnt mean you literally attach you post to a snail!

[kathycf]

I won't say the PAM is unattractive, but she makes Medusa look like a Vogue Magazine cover. Get a hair net, why doncha?!

(Just kidding Niamh... ) ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM has 6 fingers on each hand.

[Shalot]

The PAM has six fingers on each foot.

[Niamh]

the PAM has feet for ears!

[Pendragon]

Well, even the PAM's ATVAR has its hand over its face! What does that tell us? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/ROFL.gif

[Niamh]

the PAM should get his eyes tested. watch out for thoses rakes!

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u192/CANTU718/smilies.gif

[kathycf]

PAM, ketchup goes on food....not your head.

[Niamh]

dont you know PAM that squishing brussel sprouts into you feet is NOT going to get rid of corns?

[kathycf]

*cough cough* Um, PAM? Liederhosen is not a flattering look on everybody...maybe not wearing it 7 days a week might be something to consider?

[Pendragon]

And speaking of fashion, dahling, that hat doesn't go with your shroud... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Medusa.gif

[RobinHood3000]

PAM doesn't know how to wear green well!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears green tights on a regular basis.

[kathycf]

The PAM does too, but over her head and not on her legs. Rob any banks lately, PAM? ;)

[RJbibliophil]

The PAM left her fur all over the Lit-Net lounge sofas

[Shalot]

The Pam mistook underwear for outwear and fashioned a poncho made of briefs purchased from the big and tall store

[Pendragon]

The PAM was found swiming in the onion dip at the last Lit-Net party... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bubblegum.gif

[kathycf]

The PAM makes newspaper hats...and then wears them.

[aeroport]

The vicious PAM shatters folks' optimism with her misfortune cookies.

[Shalot]

The PAM was found swiming in the onion dip at the last Lit-Net party... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bubblegum.gif

Is that smiley supposed to be me Mr. Pen????


Okay to insult the previous poster: The Pam calls late night party lines because he thinks he's talking to the people he sees on the commercials

[Pendragon]

And the PAM knows because she listens in on phone conversations!

PS> See any resemblence, Shalot? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bubblegum.gif