Pam

[kathycf]

The PAM is currently snacking on tofu spread with frosting. ;)

[mir]

the PAM likes eating tofu WITHOUT frosting! straightjacket, quick!

hi kathy!!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is responsible for the last solar eclipse! Bad space station! No recharge! ;)

[Madhuri]

The PAM makes too much fuss while getting ready for a dinner ;)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM eats with her toes. :)

[kathycf]

The PAM wraps her head in tinfoil to keep others from reading her thoughts.
Everyone knows it is supposed to be waxed paper...


hiya mir, Pen, Madhuri and Hyacinth and all other PAM. :D

[mir]

The PAM is responsible for the last solar eclipse! Bad space station! No recharge! ;)

really? uh . . . uh, yes! of - of course! all part of my nefarious plan! *writes nefarious plan*

:p hi pen and kathy

the PAM soaks her toes in grape juice because she thinks it will turn her into a Smurf.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is not so effective when insulting :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM insults others' ability to insult. . . bad PAM!

[optimisticnad]

The PAM can be in two places at once most of the time: one of them is 'in [his/her] mind. (no! hyacint 'girl' dont prove you're one so i had to write 'his/her'. dont want to offend anyone...although my avatar proves something else...

[subterranean]

PAM is giving hallucination to people who see PAM's avy that they are too stupid for not being able to view it.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM REALLY needs to switch to decaf.

[subterranean]

PAM really needs to find other toys beside bow and arrow!

[Pendragon]

The PAM's atvar is slightly hypnotic. Duhhhhhhhhhhh.......

[Madhuri]

Instead of walking the PAM hops, jus' like a kangaroo :lol:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM likes to eat cheetos dipped in peanut butter

[subterranean]

PAM needs to go out more from her mind ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM is a secret drinker of...decaffeinated coffee!!! :eek: :eek2: :eek:

:p

[subterranean]

***caffeinated**** :D


The PAM put too much make up :D

[mir]

the PAM does not know that you cannot put make "up" - only down.

[Pendragon]

I’m wondering if the PAM’s geosynchronous orbit is what is causing all the rain over here? ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of Tiolet Paper and Paper Towel rolls.

[Pendragon]

I would say the PAM has lost her marbles except her head is stuffed with 100% cotton! :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM cant reach from here to there. :lol: He needs guidance, for moving from one room to another. He is so forgetful :D

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM thinks she can get away with stuff merely by posessing a sweet, innocent smile. :nod:

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks I cant :lol: It seems PAM's GK about what women can get away with needs a sligh brush-up :D :D Your effort has really been fruitless. :lol:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM underestimates my thorough and detailed knowledge of all things relating to the female being and psyche.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's lost in his dreams of being the world's greatest ladies man...

[optimisticnad]

PAM envies the Person above him for being such a great ladies man :-) (is he?must get his contact details and see if he can charm me.)

[Madhuri]

The PAM doesnt know who she is??

[AimusSage]

The PAM likes to manipulate people using her smile :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM puts too much reason into everything :)

[AimusSage]

I do not!

The PAM is the reason why there is so much lack of reason in the world! :p

[Madhuri]

Is that so. :brow:

The PAM likes to put all his blame on innocent girls, with a sweet and lovely smiles :D :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM, although seemingly a sweet innocent girl with a lovely smile is actually a very powerful sorceress with the ability to control men! :eek2:

[Madhuri]

See thats what happens when too much reason is put into understanding whats behind a smile.

The PAM always sees evil people, even if they are genuine. *now giving a sweet n innocent smile*

Maybe somethings can be taken on face value. :)

[AimusSage]

If I took the PAM's pretty and sweet n innocent smile at face value, I'd be rich for a moment, and poor the next :goof: ;) :lol:

[optimisticnad]

The PAM above makes me blush.:blush: :blush:

[AimusSage]

The PAM failed miserably at insulting me :p

[Jay]

The PAM has got several big hairy facial warts all around his face. Quite endearing, though ;)

[AimusSage]

If it isn't miss 'power abusive mod' Jay. :D

[Jay]

Don't forget power hungry ;), you who forgets all important dates! :p

[AimusSage]

what important dates, care to give a little reminder, as it seems I've forgotten :D

The PAM doesn't like to give instant reminders to people that needs them.

[Jay]

The PAM is a mental institution refugee ;)

[subterranean]

The PAM is too blond!!!!!!!!! :D :D

How you doin' Camper? :wave:

[Madhuri]

The PAM is always in doubt :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM should remember that "Pride" is also one of the Seven Deadly Sins...

[mir]

the PAM should also remember that several other sins have been added since, including "insulting ineffectively" :)

[Madhuri]

The PAM is rarely seen around, and when she drops, she bombs all the place with big insults :lol:

PS: It could be the result of heat from other forums :D

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks plastic grocery bags make lovely fashion accessories. Isn't it supposed to be paper, not plastic? :p

[mir]

The PAM is rarely seen around, and when she drops, she bombs all the place with big insults :lol:

PS: It could be the result of heat from other forums :D

nope! i be loyal to Litnet. i also be very busy. :(

the PAM is not biodegradable!! :eek:

hi Kathy, Madhuri. :D

[kathycf]

The PAM cuts me to the quick! She is also radioactive, thusly even more harmful to the enviroment.

Hiya, mir! School keeping you busy?

[Pendragon]

Now the PAM is trying to take my place as the only dead undying pirate ghost...

[kathycf]

The PAM be the scurviest of the scurvy to mock such a fine seafarin' wench as meself! ;) :p

[mir]

The PAM cuts me to the quick! She is also radioactive, thusly even more harmful to the enviroment.

Hiya, mir! School keeping you busy?

um . . .

:sick: :crash: :crash: :crash: :crash: :brickwall

why, whatever makes you say that?
:p

the PAM's wenchy disguise fools no one! we all know she is a true dread pirate!! http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg1107684649.jpg

[Madhuri]

The PAM looks like a shrub :lol:

BTW, its a very cute picture :D

[mir]

WOOT I HAVE FINALLY FOUND AN AVATAR!!!

even though it is terrible. but it is the right size. i am the pink blot in the stern of the boat. :)

the PAM knows not the power of shrubs . . . especially excessively watered ones!!

[Scheherazade]

Every Tuesday Mir spends hours collecting empty snail shells to make soup for her dinner.

[Madhuri]

The PAM helps the PAPAM in making that soup :D How does it taste PAM ? :p

[optimisticnad]

the PAm would like to taste the soup so next tuesday shel join u.

[AimusSage]

the PAM is lost in her own palace.

[optimisticnad]

the PAM suffers from necrophilia and voyeurism (stop spying on me!)

[AimusSage]

Says the PAM, who had a vampire sleeping next to her in bed, not to mention the cameras all over my palace :p:p

[optimisticnad]

he needed company, you dont want him roaming the streets sucking on blood now do you? Imagine the crisis: King breeds Vampire, Vampire breeds more Vampire. i was thinking of your reputation!

my cameras can be swtiched off. yours cant. and i dont have any in your bedroom, thought that was a complete invasion of privacy and I should ask your perimission. (May I?)

the PAM has a big belly from eating dead bodies.

[optimisticnad]

(no wonder we dont have graveyards in MArs! we dont need em do we!)

[AimusSage]

I don't eat dead bodies, I eat tastier things, like meatloaf and fruit, lots of fruit. :D

No cameras in my bedroom either! What goes on in there is private indeed. :)

The PAM likes to stick her nose where it doesn't belong. :p

[optimisticnad]

i prefer vegetables.

the PAm likes to stick something other than nose where it doesnt belong but wants to.

[AimusSage]

Indeed, I always stick my finger in the peanut butter

The PAM chews off more than she can eat.

[kathycf]

The PAM chews the heads off small rodents before dipping them in the aforementioned peanut butter.

Hiya Aimus!

[AimusSage]

do you have any idea how disgusting it is to have the heads of rodents in the peanut butter?

The PAM (hiya Kathy) is so obsessed with tires, she always steels them of cars in the street.

[subterranean]

The PAM pick his nose to look cool!

[mir]

the PAM is wisest who knows that he does not know (andything about the nasal habits of the PAPAM)

[Pendragon]

The PAM's spot in the pictured scull is the one who yells through a megaphone "Stroke! Stoke! Stroke!" :) :wave: Hi, Mir!

[Madhuri]

The PAM makes understanding difficult by speaking a difficult-to-understand language :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM is mean to pirates!

The only logical explanation must be that the PAM harbors a secret desire to wear a hat with a skull and crossbones on it. Uh, yea..."logical". :p

[mir]

The PAM's spot in the pictured scull is the one who yells through a megaphone "Stroke! Stoke! Stroke!" :) :wave: Hi, Mir!

more like "Stroke! Stroke! StrokeAAAAHHHHH wane up! Wane Up! ABANDON SHIP!!!!!" *splash* :lol:

hi pen . . . :D

PAPAM: AND a feather! :p

the PAM is a closet Pastafarian. global warming is caused by the decline in pirates!!! http://www.venganza.org/

[kathycf]

The PAM uses a cryptic message in her signature to subliminally (did I spell that right?) influence fellow forum members to believe in pasta entities. Don't believe me? Think that it is a load of subshrub? Well, you can all just go soak your subshrub. ;) :p


If we bring back pirates, they’ll need pirate ships. As pirate ships make less pollution than other modern forms of travel, as more people become pirates there will be less pollution, and the rate of increase of global warming will decrease! It’s pirate-tastic!

Right on! Power to the Pirates! :thumbs_up :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM posed for her own atvar. http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/lady.gif How long ago was that?

[papayahed]

The PAM eats nothing but pepper and cheese sandwichs.

[grace86]

The PAM is beautifully blue!

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is too kind hearted to really insult somebody! :D Buckle down, PAM, and be insulting!

[Madhuri]

The PAM makes his insults look more like an advise. Insult PAM, Insult :D

[mir]

the PAM shouldn't be talking! bash, PAM, bash! :p

[Madhuri]

I will report this to the LitNet Interrogator General, would you like to be in a lock-up with your mouth taped :rolleyes: I have good contacts PAM, beware! :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM tries to scare the PAPAM with empty threats! :p

[Madhuri]

I should have known that PAM is the Interrogator General, jus' for name sake. :rolleyes:

[grace86]

Guess I got lost in the wrong thread then...didn't think I'd be insulting PAM...lol..like I said ealier I am working...no time to read all this stuff..

the PAM needs a new turquoise headband.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears plaid, paisley and stripes at the same time thusly making her indeed a sight for sore eyes. :p

Hi grace! :)

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is dirty. You should take a shower!!

[kathycf]

How rude! The PAM is just saying that so I will don my pink bathrobe. :brow: ;) :p

and hello to Robin as well!

[RobinHood3000]

"Don"?


No, the PAPAM is just saying that so his

pirate queen

will be clean

and from it glean

some good hygiene!

[kathycf]

Piffle! The PAM makes Hugh Hefner seem demure. :brow: :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

The PAM makes the Playboy Bunnies seem modest. Take THAT!! :p

[kathycf]

Ow! :lol:
The PAM bears an uncanny resemblance to Dr Bunsen Honeydew.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's only resemblance to a Playboy Bunny is virtual.

[grace86]

The PAM needs to find a new leotard

Hi Kathy and Robin

[RobinHood3000]

Hi, Grace!!

PAM smells funny.

[grace86]

The PAM eats too much spinach...its starting to clog his teeth

[Pendragon]

The PAM's "California Girl" tan is beginning to fade.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM got a little carried away with the self-tanner - orange is not a good color for you, PAM! :wave:

[grace86]

The PAM needs to comb her hair...it's beginning to look like a nest...lol..

((hey, I actually glow in the dark!!))

[mir]

the PAM needs to learn not to confuse glow paint with tanning stuff :p

[grace86]

The PAM needs to use a fingernail clipper...I can hear your nails on the keyboard...

:p I like glow paint!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM needs anti-fungal cream for her feetsies.

[grace86]

PAM better stop aiming his bow incorrectly or he's gonna get tennis elbow!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM doesn't have a bow. Nyeh.

[grace86]

PAM's bow is made out cotton swabs!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's hair is stringy as licorice! Ha!

[grace86]

Aha! But you see, at least I have hair....why else does PAM always wear a hat?!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is jealous of the Robin Hood hat!

[Virgil]

PAM looks rediculous in his Robin Hood hat!!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM wears fur! :eek2:

[Madhuri]

The PAM hunts animals and supplies their fur to the PAPAM.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is mistaken -- I hunt criminals and deliver their skins to the blue fascists -- I mean, the police.

[Pendragon]

The PAM steals other people's feathers to wear in his own cap! :p

[mir]

the PAM is a closet Morgan LeFay fan! PAM, how could you!?

[Pendragon]

The PAM is suffering from delusions. Where did you get that idea? She's always had a love/hate relationship with Arthur, tried to get him killed, then comes and packs him off to Avalon to heal, so he can return as the Future King, but when she wants him to. ;)

[subterranean]

The PAM dreams too much about the world of the knights :D.

[Riesa]

The PAM has a special recording of fingernails being scraped down chalkboards which she plays during dinner parties.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is part of such an orchestra.

[mir]

the PAM is the conductor

[Pendragon]

What can I say? The PAM bought a ticket to the concert, obviously, since she knows so much about it! ;)

[subterranean]

PAM needs a map :D

[Pendragon]

Perhaps. The PAM could always be wrong about that, however. :D ;)

[Madhuri]

The PAM is always picking up fights :D

[mir]

the PAM's country is bugging me in History class! bad PAM! have less history! :p

[Scheherazade]

Mir pretends to be a rower to get free rides across the river.

[mir]

yeah, well, Scher has to hang on to the bottom and be the rudder! ;D

[Scheherazade]

Mir wastes her time on the Forum instead of studying!

(You do realise that you would never get to your destination if I were the rudder, right? :D)

[grace86]

(You do realise that you would never get to your destination if I were the rudder, right? :D)


PAM needs to get in shape so she can be the rudder!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM got hungry and ate her glow paint. . . she also eats paste. Naughty PAM! :D

[papayahed]

The PAM is horribly bad at bug collecting.

[Virgil]

The PAM's toes are arranged backwards.

[mir]

Mir wastes her time on the Forum instead of studying!

(You do realise that you would never get to your destination if I were the rudder, right? :D)

i . . uh . . . the chemical symbol for potassium is K!!!! :idea:

the PAM has no computer because he :crash: it!

[Madhuri]

The PAM has too many flaws :D She has even admitted it.

[Pendragon]

So now the PAM is claiming to have no flaws? :eek2:

[subterranean]

PAM can't accept that some people are indeed born flawless :D

[Virgil]

The PAM hides her flaws with a devious smile.

[subterranean]

Oh, PAM...not you too! Please don't envy me because I'm perfec, PAM :D...

[mir]

Oh, PAM...not you too! Please don't envy me because I'm perfec, PAM :D...

*sniff* we just can't help it, subterranean! :p

the PAM is extremely modest . . . :goof: :rolleyes:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has an inferiority complex.

[Madhuri]

The PAM calls himself world's greatest archer, when he doesnt even know how to hold a bow and arrow :D

[Virgil]

PAM picks her nose with her big toe.

[Pendragon]

The PAM "Howls at the moon, shoots out the lights" every Saturday night!:lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM touts the effectiveness of bird excrement as a beauty product. PAM, there has to be a better way!

[Virgil]

PAM cuts her fingers with sissors as she makes lit net member dolls.

[mir]

the PAM forgot to post a poetry contest winner!! how will i receive my accolades?? :p :D you're going to prove Robin right! 0_o

plus the PAM is stuck inside a fishtank. BLub bLUb!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is in violation of the rules of water sports by not having on a flotation device while sculling! Naughty! ;) :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM doesnt believe me when I say that a person can survive after jumping from a very high spot (say 3-4 story building height) into a river?

People dont trust anyone these days? :rolleyes:

[AimusSage]

The PAPAM would be wise to believe the PAM. :nod:

The PAM scares people by jumping off high bridges.

[Madhuri]

Have I?? Why does it scare them, when I am the one jumping off the bridge?

The PAM dwells so much in the past that he has forgotten he is living in the jet age? Come back PAM! :D

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is wearing too little! :eek:

[AimusSage]

The PAM is mistaken about the PAPAM, she wears just enough :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM and PAPAM make too many assumptions.

[Madhuri]

The PAM and PAPAM make too many assumptions.

[Madhuri]

The PAM and PAPAM make too many assumptions.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM refers to herself far too often. :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks that all litnet girls are after him, when they are jus' being nice to him :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM thinks being a long distance neighbour entitles her to complain about the noise! :p

[subterranean]

The PAM modifies too many silly things.

[Virgil]

PAM would make a terrible dietician. :D :p

[subterranean]

The PAM is way too confident when it comes to food criticism :D.

[Virgil]

PAM puts pomelo slices up her nostrils to entertain old people.

[subterranean]

The PAM takes joy in weird things (no worries, PAM. Old people tend to be like that :D).

[Madhuri]

The PAM does wierd things to old people.

[Pendragon]

The PAM keeps diving into the river from higher and higher spots. ;) :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM makes fun of my heroic attempts :D

[mir]

the PAM confuses heroism with heroin

:p just kidding, Madhuri . . . :D

[subterranean]

The PAM SUBSHRUBes too much :D.

[Pendragon]

The PAM thinks she is able to think, but admits that she could be wrong. Paradox? :rolleyes:

[subterranean]

PAM should learn that things may not be as they seem :eek:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM should learn to spell "they." :p

[subterranean]

PAM...please... not you too :eek:

Thanks for the spelling lesson :D.

[Virgil]

PAM tries to hide the fact that she drools yellow fluid from her ears.

[Riesa]

:sick:

PAM eats ABC gum that he finds under the bus stop bench.

[subterranean]

Well then, maybe PAM needs to stop her habit in sticking used gum under the bus stop bench, so that PAPAM can also stop his habit in eating the said gum :D.

[Madhuri]

The PAM looks for used gum in all possible cracks anywhere she goes, so that she can have a gum for free. Bad habit PAM :D

[subterranean]

The PAM is the worst "under stop bus bench" gum maniac :D :D.

[mir]

the PAM stores her gum underneath bus seats for safekeeping, but the PAPAM always steals it. the two may never meet, lest all the gum in the world be endangered! 0_o

[subterranean]

The PAM is yet another under bush bench gum fan :eek:

[Dry_Snail]

Ohh NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mir]

the PAM screams "ohh NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at random intervals to confuse unsuspecting LitNet-ers! (or were you just complaining about the fact that we have been insulting each other with bus-seat gum for half a page? :D)

[Virgil]

PAM goes out and poses in that Rodin statue pose that she's having us write a poem on. And she does it nude.

[Dry_Snail]

NUDE


aaaaah i wish it Materilizes....
i would write another Poem
A nude Poem on a NUDE

Too much Nudity here.....slurp slurp slurp

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks dirty :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM is _________________. (She may insert the insult of her choice, as I'm feeling too gracious today to really insult someone!) :)

[Dry_Snail]

PAM thinks Nudity is DIRTY :brow:

[Madhuri]

Thinking about it in a 'slurp, slurp' way is, I guess :D The PAM thinks dirty and is unclean :p

Thank you Pen. :)

[mir]

The PAM thinks dirty :p

so does the PAPAPAM! bad Virgil! (P.S. shows are on Monday and Tuesday. i can also do Picasso poses. :brow: :p )

http://www.lapasserelle.com/escem/finance1/02_probabilities/images/dora_maar.jpg

just kidding!

the PAM PRETENDS she doesn't . . . :D

[mir]

ack! shoot! posted too late!

oh well. the PAM washes once a month!

[optimisticnad]

the PAM is a loser, has no idea how to fight like the man we (or rather i) mistakenly thought she was! ur a disgrace! uv let ur sex down!

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks that for a woman to be aplauded, she should act like a man. :)

[Dry_Snail]

Even if a woman acts like a man she wont get applauded...:lol:

cause they cant act like a man at all....PAM better act like a woman... :brow:

[Madhuri]

I have no intention of acting like a man. And believe me, any woman can make a man run for his money by being a woman only. :D

The PAM undermines the power of women. ;)

[Dry_Snail]

PAM exaggerates the power of a woman.:p


"woman can make a man run for his money by being a woman only" BUT a woman cant stop him from running away from her too...which he eventually wants to do!!!:lol:

[Pendragon]

Is the PAM having the audacity to call Sherlock Holmes wrong? He stated there was only one "The Woman"! :)

[Virgil]

PAM puts carnations in his hair as a symbol of his "masculinity".

[mir]

the PAM secretly wishes he were a woman because he knows we're so obviously superior. :p

and, optimisticnad: CATFIGHT!!!! :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM is obviously having delusions of grandeur! :D

And Virgil, I would never put carnations in my hair, I despise them! It would be lilies, of course! ;)

[Madhuri]

With lilies in his hair, the PAM thinks men are oh so superior :rolleyes: :p

[Dry_Snail]

See thats what i call Prejudices....
the pam thinks that women are superior...(...she thinks ....)

[Madhuri]

Yes I THINK!!!

The PAM is surprised that women can think, when they have always been doing the thinking part. :D

[Dry_Snail]

Sighh :( Misuderstandings....

[Madhuri]

The PAM disagrees so much :lol:

[Dry_Snail]

THe PAM is a keen observer :D

[Madhuri]

Is that an insult?

The PAM should really know how to insult :lol:

[Dry_Snail]

that was sarcastic comment
Pam doesnt understand Sarcasm :(

[Madhuri]

The PAM disagrees that he disagrees so much :D He is so confused about what to agree or disagree ;)

[Dry_Snail]

PAM is getting confused in her own word-play :D

[Kaltrina]

PAM just gave a big smile :)

[Dry_Snail]

the Pam gave a smile...!!

[Kaltrina]

The PAM has made 226 posts...pretty fast ;)

[Dry_Snail]

yeah
i am addicted to the forum ig guess

the Pam is good in mathematics :D

[Kaltrina]

how did you know that? hmmm you're freaky... lol

the PAM is not good in mathemathics...

[Dry_Snail]

The pam undertands me ...

[Kaltrina]

The PAM is very friendly...

[Dry_Snail]

the Pam is ...saucy

[Madhuri]

The PAM and PAPAM have forgotten that this thread is meant for insults. Dont be so nice, :D com'on, surely you'll have something you dislike about someone.

The PAM is trying to change the meaning of this thread.

[Dry_Snail]

Meaning is Perception....
The PAM is Lalita Pawar...(Insults...just kidding)

[Madhuri]

The PAM is Jeevan.....remember him...........

[Dry_Snail]

Yeah i remember him....

THe Pam is Shashikala.....:D

[mir]

the PAM is . . . forget it, i'm not going to break in, i'm american, i have no idea what's going on. :D carry on with the insulting!

[Pendragon]

The PAM seems a bit rattled... ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM saves his gum behind his ear for future chewing.

[Taliesin]

The PAM's father was a hamster and her mother smelt of elderberries!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM aspires to be a filthy Eeenglish Knigggitt!! :)

[Dry_Snail]

THe Pam likes Filthy English Knights.... :D

[Kaltrina]

The PAM saves his gum behind his ear for future chewing.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


the PAM is a crawling creature...

[Dry_Snail]

The Pam likes Crawling Creatures :D

[Kaltrina]

lol

the PAM is a skiny lion

[Dry_Snail]

I am not skinny... ha ha ha
The PAM is a pathological liar :D

[Kaltrina]

:lol: am not

PAM is an envious silly man

[Dry_Snail]

envious aaaah.....(You broke my heart...:()

Silly is ok :banana:

The PAM is Jealous brawling Woman.... :D

[Kaltrina]

lol sorry...

ok PAM is not envious, he just likes to be like everybody else.... :lol: jk

[Dry_Snail]

Pam is ...........oomph

[Pendragon]

The PAM seems to lack courage.:)

[mir]

the PAM has been the PAM so many times i'm running out of insults! :bawling: oh well. the PAM has smelly feet! :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM thinks guano is a type of fruit. :P

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM thinks guano is a type of fruit. :P

That could get messy. :D

The PAM likes to go to the gym and wait until someone gets off one of the machines, just so she can get in there and experience that person's sweaty remainders.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM wears spandex bike shorts when he goes to the gym
(Spandex is a privilege, PAM, not a right!)
:D

[rookie]

i am completely bamboozled. here goes nothin'
da pam is a cousin kissin', tick pullin', nose pickin', weinmeister.

[Shalot]

The PAM can't spell AT ALL and spends too much time trippin' in Wonderland. Air the room out and consult your dictionary!!!

(this is my first insult post - be kind!)

[mir]

to both the PAM and the PAPAM:

thou beest inexperienced, insulting, random noobs!

(P.S. welcome to the insults thread! i would say nice first posts, you've got the idea down great, but this is the INSULT the PAM thread, so i shall not say these things. :rolleyes:

[cuppajoe_9]

PAM art too wild, too rude and bold of voice.

[Madhuri]

The PAM has a crooked nose :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM cracks mirrors by looking into them!:lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM wears white leather shoes with black trousers. :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM wears white leather shoes with black trousers. :D:lol: The funny thing is Maddie, I am one of these people who could get a tailor-made suit from the most expensive place on earth, and I would still manage to look sloppy in it! I always said I hoped my kids don't have a marriage involving tuxedos, because I will look like a clown in mine somehow! I am the world's worst dressed man! :lol: White shoe with black pants wouldn't even be odd at all for me. You'll notice in my picture in the Photo Album, I have on a suit, I have just delived the morning sermon in the church in the background, and my shirt-tail is loose and I look rumpled! :lol: See? http://www.online-literature.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=341

[mir]

aww . . . poor Pen. :p

the PAM is a closet member of a nudist colony! (but it would solve your problem, wouldn't it? :lol:)

[Virgil]

PAM uses green lip stick.:p

Edit: I didn't make that up. I have evidence.:D