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kathycf
08-17-2006, 09:15 PM
The PAM still dances the "Mashed Potato" and "The Twist". Get some new moves, PAM! :p
subterranean
08-17-2006, 09:19 PM
The PAPAM may have forgotten the rules of this thread . . . . all that caffiene may be clouding her faculties . . . . :D

Do not talk about my caffeine problem :D



PAM is a grown woman..
ShoutGrace
08-17-2006, 09:24 PM
The PAM still dances the "Mashed Potato" and "The Twist". Get some new moves, PAM! :p

Don't be jealous now, Kathy. You're denigration doesn't diminish my wicked "Twist". :D :D



Do not talk about my caffeine problem :D


PAM is sensitive regarding her addictions, and likely in need of an immediate intervention.
kathycf
08-17-2006, 09:37 PM
The PAM can belch sing the entire alphabet forwards and backwards after chugging an entire 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.



PAM is a grown woman..

Yep, and I am proud of it too. :D
Pendragon
08-18-2006, 10:46 AM
Yaas, the PAM is a grown woman, but you are never too old to still act immature! ;)
Madhuri
08-18-2006, 11:42 AM
The PAM runs for Dragon Race alone, and is proud of winning always :lol:
kathycf
08-18-2006, 05:10 PM
The PAM takes the last bit of bathroom tissue, and then never replaces the roll.
subterranean
08-18-2006, 11:41 PM
PAM is proud of being a grown up woman...
kathycf
08-18-2006, 11:54 PM
The PAM sure comes up with dastardly insults...

PAM is proud of being a grown up woman...

Is there something wrong with being a grownup woman? Lots of folks I know are doing it. :p
subterranean
08-18-2006, 11:57 PM
The PAM should take my words as compliment..cause they are :nod:
kathycf
08-18-2006, 11:59 PM
The PAM is a good complimenter but she needs to brush up on her insulting skills. ;)
Madhuri
08-19-2006, 08:42 AM
The PAM takes part in sack race with 10 year olds, hoping that she might win, jus' this time, but the kids always outdo her...tsk tsk
Pendragon
08-19-2006, 09:40 AM
The PAM's signature makes her sound like a Golem!
kathycf
08-20-2006, 02:14 PM
The PAM eats a favorite dish for which he jealously guards the recipe for:
Tripe ala grape jelly en licorice. How..."yummy". ;)
Madhuri
08-20-2006, 10:38 PM
The PAM sleeps with her feet on the pillow thinking that it is the correct position :lol:
Pendragon
08-21-2006, 10:57 AM
The PAM sleeps standing up, like a horse!
papayahed
08-21-2006, 01:45 PM
The PAM sleeps upside down, like a bat.
thevintagepiper
08-21-2006, 01:59 PM
The PAM is in my favorite state!
Virgil
08-21-2006, 09:08 PM
The PAM pokes around the backyard with a broom stick hoping to find oil in her new middle eastern home.
ShoutGrace
08-21-2006, 10:35 PM
The PAM travelled all the way to Dubai to watch a young woman poke around in her backyard.
kathycf
08-21-2006, 10:37 PM
The PAM is currently missing an avatar!
Pendragon
08-22-2006, 12:14 PM
The PAM was seen at a bar with other assorted misfits being served Zombies by actual Zombies! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif
Madhuri
08-22-2006, 12:39 PM
The PAM makes people eat dishes served by slime dripping zombies.
Hyacinth Girl
08-22-2006, 02:54 PM
The PAM actually prepares the Zombie dishes in question, having received the recipes from the voodoo queen Marie Leveau herself.
kathycf
08-22-2006, 11:54 PM
The PAM takes delight in "dirty" jokes :brow:

PAM: "wanna hear a dirty story?"
some unsuspecting dork:"ooh, sure"
PAM: "3 white horses fell in the mud...ahhaaahaa ha haaaa."

*wink wink, nudge nudge say no more eh, say no more..." ;) :p
ShoutGrace
08-23-2006, 12:01 AM
The PAM takes delight in "dirty" jokes :brow:

PAM: "wanna hear a dirty story?"
some unsuspecting dork:"ooh, sure"
PAM: "3 white horses fell in the mud...ahhaaahaa ha haaaa."

*wink wink, nudge nudge say no more eh, say no more..." ;) :p



Wanna hear a dirty joke? -a boy fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? - He took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? -Bubbles is the girl next door. :p


The PAM is lacking in fusional experiences. :D
thevintagepiper
08-23-2006, 03:37 AM
The PAM is slightly better at jokes than my brother...
RobinHood3000
08-23-2006, 06:57 AM
A joke best told spoken...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Frances fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? Frances took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
Wanna hear a random plot twist? So's Frances.

PAM is a self-described lady, and we all know how accurate that would be...
Pendragon
08-23-2006, 09:09 AM
The PAM describes himself as "England's Greatest Archer", but allows us not a shred of proof that he even resides there, but remains mysterious. :p
RobinHood3000
08-23-2006, 11:58 AM
PAM seems to think being English demands more than spelling "colour" with a 'u' (extremely kidding)-- yet he has not noticed my title changes with every avatar. :cool:
kathycf
08-23-2006, 12:15 PM
The PAM enjoys what he calls "the breakfast of champions"....
Limburger cheese in a bowl with coffee grounds and a steaming hot mug of lemon juice. Yum!
Madhuri
08-23-2006, 12:55 PM
The PAM sleeps with her mouth open. The mosquitoes must be delicious ;) :lol:
AimusSage
08-23-2006, 12:58 PM
Whenever the PAM decides to go out of the house, there is a national traffic alarm, everybody is advised to stay indoors, close the windows, and turn on the Tele to await news on the dangerous situation.
Hyacinth Girl
08-23-2006, 01:05 PM
The PAM is convinced that the world really IS flat, and the pictures of Earth taken from space are part of an elaborate conspiracy theory begun by the Knights Templar. . . . .
kathycf
08-23-2006, 01:36 PM
The PAM may or may not be clumsy.

I heard even when someone 20 miles from her sticks their foot out, the PAM still manages to trip over it.
Virgil
08-23-2006, 08:33 PM
The PAM wakes up to the sound of rooster's crowing. She sleeps in a barn.
Madhuri
08-24-2006, 08:34 AM
The PAM wears shades during the night, trying to protect himself from moonlight. :lol:
Pendragon
08-24-2006, 09:18 AM
The PAM would know, since nighttime is the only hours poor Maddie can come out. What is it with Zombies and sunlight? :(
Hyacinth Girl
08-24-2006, 11:50 AM
The PAM wears wool socks on his ears
Pendragon
08-24-2006, 01:19 PM
Only in your mind, my dear hyacinth-scented PAM.
thevintagepiper
08-24-2006, 01:25 PM
The PAM writes poems, so he is a kindred sprit. He is also allegedly mad, which is always a bonus.


A joke best told spoken...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Frances fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? Frances took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
Wanna hear a random plot twist? So's Frances.

PAM is a self-described lady, and we all know how accurate that would be...

:lol: Oh, gosh....
kathycf
08-24-2006, 03:37 PM
The PAM attempts to make origami projects out of processed cheese slices.
Hyacinth Girl
08-24-2006, 04:16 PM
The PAM thought that Limburgher cheese was named after the aviator Lindburg
kathycf
08-24-2006, 05:03 PM
The PAM thought that Limburgher cheese was named after the aviator Lindburg

As if! The PAM is not a "hyacinth girl" she is a "skunk cabbage girl" :p ;)


Hi Hyacinth! :)
Virgil
08-24-2006, 09:18 PM
The PAM spreads squashed eggplant on her toast as jelly.
mir
08-24-2006, 10:56 PM
the PAM finds it amusing to poke tofu. hi virgil! : )
ShoutGrace
08-25-2006, 12:56 AM
The PAM too often comes to the very public defense of a much deservedly maligned food.
subterranean
08-25-2006, 01:04 AM
THE PAM is not invisible anymore :)
ShoutGrace
08-25-2006, 01:06 AM
The PAM is far too congenial for the "Insult the PAM thread." ;)
subterranean
08-25-2006, 01:07 AM
The PAM must know that I'm awful when it comes to insults!!! :D
ShoutGrace
08-25-2006, 01:09 AM
The PAM is just too naive and virtuous to really roll up her sleeves and get dirty insulting people. :p

The PAM is so addicted to caffeine that she has been known to steal drinks from kids and random people on the street in her desperate pursuit of it. :eek:
subterranean
08-25-2006, 01:19 AM
The PAM is spreading unsubstantial gossips about the PAPAM!!!
ShoutGrace
08-25-2006, 01:25 AM
The PAM is a little too obvious in denying my charges so quickly. ;)
Madhuri
08-25-2006, 08:33 AM
The PAM has invented an age-defying potion made of raw eggs, rotten tomatoes and banana, and has been advocating its use to the ladies of the forum. This explains the missing avatar, I guess. :lol: Have you been using it yourself PAM ???? :D
Hyacinth Girl
08-25-2006, 12:04 PM
The PAM steals ice cream cones from unsuspecting children, then laughs at them when they cry.

(Hi back to you, Kathy:wave:)
ShoutGrace
08-25-2006, 02:06 PM
The PAM leaves a plastic container full of water out all night, so that in the morning she can sip it and savour the petroleum flavor. :rolleyes: Thats weird PAM! :D
kathycf
08-25-2006, 02:37 PM
The PAM owns a dead parrot as a pet. Just get a goldfish! ;)
Hyacinth Girl
08-25-2006, 02:43 PM
The PAM wears a fox tippet with the head and tail still attached. She named it Todd afte the Fox and the Hound, and talks to it and sings to it, and tucks it into a little bed at night. :D
kathycf
08-25-2006, 02:46 PM
:lol:

The PAM is currently hatching a devious plan to steal "Todd". No way, PAM he reminds me of Robin! ;)
Hyacinth Girl
08-25-2006, 03:08 PM
The PAM recently read "Watership Down" and is currently planning to have a "Little Friend" for Todd of the rabbit variety. . . . :D
RobinHood3000
08-25-2006, 04:27 PM
PAM is jealous that the PAPAM is a bigger Robin fan than she is. Nyeh. :p
Virgil
08-25-2006, 08:13 PM
PAM is really conceited. It's all going to his head.
Pendragon
08-26-2006, 10:04 AM
The PAM has been seen in Central Park howling at the full moon.
Virgil
08-26-2006, 10:30 AM
The PAM has been recruited by the Japenesse to be in their latest monster movie.
kathycf
08-26-2006, 03:54 PM
The PAM has a deep entrenched fear of cutlery and thusly is not invited much to dinner parties as it is disconcerting for the other guests to watch the PAM "wolf" ;) down his food. :p
Pendragon
08-27-2006, 11:26 AM
The PAM has been recruited by the Japenesse to be in their latest monster movie. Might be fun! :lol:

The PAM really should do something about the cobwebs in her raven tresses. They are quite good for stopping bleeding, dear, but not as hair ornaments. ;)
Madhuri
08-28-2006, 07:19 AM
The PAM always does the right thing at a wrong time.
Pendragon
08-28-2006, 08:46 AM
The PAM always does the right thing at a wrong time.Ouch! That is unfortunately true! ;)

The PAM wanders through a dark castle in Transylvania.
Madhuri
08-29-2006, 08:30 AM
The PAM has been unsuccessful in making me visit him in the dark castle. No, I wont. *shivering of fear*
Pendragon
08-29-2006, 09:46 AM
The PAM is mistaken. I am not in Transylvania, Pendragon rules in Avalon! ;)
mir
08-29-2006, 10:52 AM
the PAM has little sense of direction, beleiving the secret castle of a turnip-sucking vampire to be Avalon.
Hyacinth Girl
08-29-2006, 05:04 PM
The PAM refuses to brave her fear of turnip-loving vampire castles, spiders, and the Snuggle bear.
kathycf
08-29-2006, 08:57 PM
The Snuggle bear! Curses on the PAM for she is one of his minions.

That little bear gives me the CREEPS!


;) ;) :p
RobinHood3000
08-29-2006, 09:09 PM
PAM has the hots for Mr. Clean, Uncle Ben, and the Brawny guy.
kathycf
08-29-2006, 09:19 PM
The PAM is clueless indeed... :p
RobinHood3000
08-29-2006, 09:43 PM
Am I? Who'd I miss? :confused:

PAM's bathrobe is tacky. (That's right! I said it!! TACKY!!)
kathycf
08-29-2006, 10:39 PM
*gasp* :eek2: tacky? Tacky!! :flare:

heh heh. I am not saying the PAM is intellectually challenged or anything, but his brain has been taxed a time or two when attempting to do addition.

Ok, one plus one really does equal two, NOT eleven.

Just kidding you, Robin. :)
mir
08-30-2006, 10:09 AM
the PAM fears the almighty Snuggle Bear!!!!!!!

(what IS that anyways? : D)
kathycf
08-30-2006, 10:20 AM
Sheesh, the PAM has never heard of the Snuggle fabric softener (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/snugglebear.jpg) bear? As Bugs Bunny used to say..."What a maroon!".


Hi mir! :) :wave:
Pendragon
08-30-2006, 12:06 PM
If poor Mir is to be called a "Maroon" then the PAM would be an "Ultramaroon!"
kathycf
08-30-2006, 12:29 PM
The PAM is a macaroon! So there, nyeh. :p
Hyacinth Girl
08-30-2006, 12:33 PM
In the spirit of rhyming . . . the PAM is a poltroon who fears the Snuggle bear AND Chilly Willy the Penguin!) :D
Pendragon
08-31-2006, 11:49 AM
The PAM is a macaroon! So there, nyeh. :p

Well, actually I do like the cookies...

The PAM uses her sweet-smelling hyacinth perfume to lure men to their certain doom!
Madhuri
08-31-2006, 02:34 PM
The PAM goes fishing in the Dead Sea, and believes that he might get a chance to see mermaids. :D
mir
08-31-2006, 03:38 PM
Sheesh, the PAM has never heard of the Snuggle fabric softener (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/snugglebear.jpg) bear? As Bugs Bunny used to say..."What a maroon!".


Hi mir! :) :wave:

AHH! AHH!!
:p

hi kathy!

the PAM is infested with maroon macaroons who live in the Dead Sea. (covering all the bases . . . :D )
Madhuri
08-31-2006, 03:45 PM
The PAM is afraid of creatures of the Dead Sea. :D
kathycf
08-31-2006, 08:22 PM
The PAM wears her shoes backwards.
papayahed
09-01-2006, 03:46 PM
The PAM wears bright orange shoes that match her jumpsuit.
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 01:47 AM
The PAM brings boxes into buffet restaurants and takes lots of food home with her.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 01:51 AM
The PAM carries bigger boxes to buffet restaurant..., and big bottles too!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 01:53 AM
The PAM takes long breaks and then tries to make stange excuses for them ;) . :lol:
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:02 AM
The PAM just jelous for not being able to get the same amusing breaks as the PAPAM
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:05 AM
The PAM thinks highly of certain unnameable human exercises?
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:14 AM
The PAM sould have tried to be more explicit sometimes...
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:15 AM
Whoa now! The PAM is dangerously close to being chastised. :D
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:22 AM
The PAM shouldn't feel shock so easily :D
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:25 AM
The PAM probably doesn't even feel contrite for siccing the spank police on me earlier. :D
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:27 AM
The PAM completly deserves that specially allocated spank police. :D
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:29 AM
The PAM gets others to do things that maybe she should have tried to do herself. :p
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:33 AM
The PAM would never imagined the "pain" the PAM would have if the PAPAM spank the PAM personally

***evil laugh***
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:42 AM
PAM underestimates my capacity for "pain" . . . a loud talker PAM . . . why don't you put your money where your mouth :eek: is! :D
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:45 AM
The PAM over confident will bring the PAM down...to the lowest! :D
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:46 AM
The PAM is still yabbering about her talents . . . though she hasn't displayed them!
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:50 AM
The PAM is not eligble enough to be displayed with such talents :D
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:51 AM
Ah! The PAM witholds things from the PAPAM . . . how cruel PAM!
subterranean
09-02-2006, 02:55 AM
The PAM should hold the PAM's wish until the appropriate time!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 02:57 AM
The PAM has already rescinded her claim as a great talented spank technician. You crack too easily, PAM.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:02 AM
The PAM is testing the PAPAM's nerve...Watch out....
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 03:04 AM
Whats the PAM going to do about it? PAM is working on modules a long long way away.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:09 AM
The PAM will get what PAM deserve once the PAPAM finish with PAPAM's modules!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 03:12 AM
PAM is sadly unaware that her above statement is not an insult in the least, but rather an attractive promise. :brow: :brow:
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:17 AM
The PAM forgets that we suppose to insult here. Hence, the PAPAM must take the PAM's post as one!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 03:24 AM
PAM is not very "quick on the draw" at the moment.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:27 AM
(Yes, I mis-read that one :D)

PAM should stop bitting his nails.
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 03:29 AM
What?!? PAM's insulting powers are now dwindling . . . how sad. :(
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:31 AM
The PAM is completly vicious...probably due to that Mafian dining he took earlier
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 03:32 AM
PAM is making steroetypical assumptions now . . . how far you've fallen PAM. (being viscious is a virtue here, honey :D )
subterranean
09-02-2006, 03:35 AM
I think PAM wins this round! I twisted my own words!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 04:11 AM
PAM gives up so easily . . . (it doesn't feel any better when you know it's coming, does it, PAM?)
subterranean
09-02-2006, 04:13 AM
Suppose PAM needs a brain check as PAM is (yet again) assuming somethings which are completly not true.
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 04:20 AM
I think PAM wins this round! I twisted my own words!



PAM gives up so easily . . .



Suppose PAM needs a brain check as PAM is (yet again) assuming somethings which are completly not true.

Can the PAM, in her infinite wiseness *cough, wink* , explain this to me? :D :D
subterranean
09-02-2006, 04:26 AM
Well, PAM shouldn't have take the PAPAM's statement so easily. This is truly PAM's weakness part.
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 04:28 AM
Oh, PAM . . . you use linguistics tricks. Do you know what the definition of "is" is, PAM?
subterranean
09-02-2006, 04:33 AM
Since PAM is so clever, do please explain the definition of "is", PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 04:36 AM
PAM's use of sarcasm is unparalleled.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 04:41 AM
The PAM should know that I learnt from the best!
ShoutGrace
09-02-2006, 04:45 AM
PAM too often succumbs to the inevitable and compliments me in the "insult" thread (there . . . I just did what I'm accusing you of by setting you up for your insult . . . this works on so many different levels!!!!)
subterranean
09-02-2006, 04:50 AM
FYI, PAM..., it's not you whom I referred as the BEST!
Pendragon
09-02-2006, 11:34 AM
Alas, how cruel! The PAM forces me to insult her right after I pay her such a nice compliment! Heartless! I don't get no respect, I tell you, no respect at all! :lol:
kathycf
09-02-2006, 07:18 PM
The PAM is currently re-reading his favorite book:

Your snail and you.

Chapter 1~~Racing with your snail
Chapter 2~~The escargot issue
RobinHood3000
09-02-2006, 07:35 PM
PAM uses her looks to distract the male forum members. You jezebel, you.
aeroport
09-02-2006, 07:42 PM
The PAM - yes, even England's greatest archer - lacks sufficient self-control to ignore the deceptive charms of the fairer sex.
RobinHood3000
09-02-2006, 07:44 PM
PAM is unappreciative of things of beauty. Nyeh. :p
aeroport
09-02-2006, 07:53 PM
Well, perhaps the PAM would like to assist me in cultivating the aesthetic palate - possibly through introducing me to his/her work for Victoria's Secret (though, as I recall, Idril's description was something like "fugly")...
subterranean
09-02-2006, 11:26 PM
Alas, how cruel! The PAM forces me to insult her right after I pay her such a nice compliment! Heartless! I don't get no respect, I tell you, no respect at all! :lol:

Is it that serious, Penny? :D


The PAM needs help in cultivating the aesthetic palate :brow:
Riesa
09-02-2006, 11:57 PM
the PAM drinks compost tea.
subterranean
09-02-2006, 11:59 PM
The PAM doesn't like compost tea?

You should try. It tastes funny :D
Riesa
09-03-2006, 12:01 AM
that reminds me of a joke

two cannibals sit around eating a clown, and they say "does this taste funny to you?"

okay, it's a silly kid joke, but I laughed.
subterranean
09-03-2006, 12:12 AM
PAM should have understand the rules of the game better
ShoutGrace
09-03-2006, 12:16 AM
The PAM is overly critical. :D
subterranean
09-03-2006, 12:37 AM
And is the PAM not?
ShoutGrace
09-03-2006, 01:25 AM
The PAM is impatient when waiting for songs to be given.
subterranean
09-03-2006, 01:30 AM
The PAM should have not made promise he finds hard to fulfil. ;)
ShoutGrace
09-03-2006, 01:31 AM
The PAM is too quick to judge my level of difficulty . . . it's not hard, it just takes time. : - )
subterranean
09-03-2006, 01:43 AM
The PAM should have not make excuses to cover his fault. Further, didn't the PAM say that he's fast?? :D
ShoutGrace
09-03-2006, 02:06 AM
The PAM takes my statements out of context.
Riesa
09-03-2006, 02:29 AM
The PAM is friendly with fleas.
subterranean
09-03-2006, 02:41 AM
PAM confuses this thread eith other thread just now ;)
Pendragon
09-03-2006, 10:45 AM
The PAM hopes no one notices that she has the heart of a lovely child-- hidden sometimes, but it's there.:)
subterranean
09-04-2006, 12:30 AM
PAM should have "insulted" the PAPAM :D...

PAM, despite that I love your comment :D, please review the thread rule again :)
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 12:32 AM
PAM forgets that just a short time ago, one such as I was goodnaturedly reminding her as to the purpose of this thread. Really terrible memory, PAM.
subterranean
09-04-2006, 12:38 AM
Which purpose is that, PAM?
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 12:41 AM
If the PAM is yet forgetful, my mourning of her memory loss retains full force . . . if the PAM is being tricky, the PAM's powers of manipulation are failing her today. :D
subterranean
09-04-2006, 12:45 AM
PAM's right! PAPAM forgets small things too easliy!
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 12:48 AM
PAM! Get your wits about you and insult me!! :D
subterranean
09-04-2006, 12:52 AM
Didn't I do that with Penny, PAM? But then you wrote something about my short term memory lost, which I'm not quite sure why...:brow:
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 12:58 AM
PAM doesn't try hard enough when deciphering my posts. ;)
subterranean
09-04-2006, 01:10 AM
Due to PAM's severe imsonia issues, PAM often imagines things which are not supposed to be imagined.

Suppose you need something/someone's help PAM? ;)
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 10:11 AM
The PAM unfairly discusses the PAPAMs personal insomnia issues!!

(depending on the tone of your paranthetically inclined comment [which I must assume to be taunting], the answer may or may not be yes. :D )
Pendragon
09-04-2006, 10:44 AM
The PAM is obsessed with out insulting Sub!
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 08:38 PM
The PAM has perhaps jumped to conclusions about the PAPAM! (though I reserve the right to admit that he definitely hasn't!)
subterranean
09-04-2006, 09:14 PM
The PAM should know that the PAPAM is considered to be the forum's physic. Hence, the PAPAM's words might be true that the PAM is indeed have an obsession to make the PAPAPAM the most "insulted" person in the forum :brow:
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 09:32 PM
The PAM uses long and complicated thought threads to try to communicate the simplest of ideas . . . why don't you just admit you're the best to insult, dearest PAM?
subterranean
09-04-2006, 09:34 PM
The PAM is good in twisting the PAPAM's words by using the PAPAM's inability to compose simple sentences.

Fool's comment is there in my sig for a reason, ya know!
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 09:37 PM
PAM is embarrassingly cute, honest and humble . . . . at first those were endearing qualities PAM, but one can only take so much of them!!
subterranean
09-04-2006, 09:48 PM
PAM is completly babblings! Maybe PAM needs coffee :D
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 09:49 PM
PAM is now trying to entice people into her bad habits! You'll not pull this innocent person into your detrimental webs of caffeine, cappuccino kid!
kathycf
09-04-2006, 09:52 PM
The PAM disrespects caffeine! shocking!
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 09:54 PM
The PAM doesn't show enough cleavage in her avatar.
kathycf
09-04-2006, 10:06 PM
In that case evidently the PAM thinks this is the pinup network forum and not the literature network forum....:brow: :p
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 10:09 PM
The PAM (perhaps rightfully) insinuates that I am projecting my own selfish wishes onto the nature of this forum . . . . And I am properly outraged and indignant!
kathycf
09-04-2006, 10:13 PM
The PAM starts to sound eerily like Elmer Fudd when he is "outraged and indignant".
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 10:20 PM
The PAM is ancient enough to draw on Elmer Fudd for comparisons . . .:D Young hipsters like myself would have chosen something more contemporary (though of course I can't think of anything - and that isn't telling or indicative at all ;) )
kathycf
09-04-2006, 10:32 PM
The PAM mocks poor helpless innocent old ladies who happen to enjoy a good cartoon featuring Elmer Fudd. :p
ShoutGrace
09-04-2006, 10:38 PM
The PAM pretends to be an "innocent old lady" but is in fact a reckless youthling who knows that Elmer Fudd isn't a good gauge of, well . . . . anything, actually. How deceitful PAM! :D
subterranean
09-05-2006, 01:41 AM
PAM should learn to set priorities ;)
ShoutGrace
09-05-2006, 02:07 AM
The PAM should give me a break and let me live my life! :D (You do realize where you are and what you're doing when you say, that, don't you, PAM? :p )
subterranean
09-05-2006, 04:33 AM
The PAM doesn not realize that he previously SAID THE SAME thing about PAPAM :brow: :D
ShoutGrace
09-05-2006, 06:00 AM
You have far to proficient a memory, PAM . . . . maybe you should use your cognitive skills on something more practical! :D
Madhuri
09-05-2006, 08:21 AM
The PAM has very high expectations, which often leads to more of disappointment than perfection. :D
kathycf
09-05-2006, 11:39 AM
The PAM totally disregards my expert fashion advice and continues to wear bad hats.

Hi Madhuri! :)
Madhuri
09-05-2006, 12:00 PM
The PAM made a hat that covered uptill my neck, and I kept falling coz' I couldn't see. Probably, it would have helped if it were not an expert advise. :p

Hi :wave:
Pendragon
09-05-2006, 12:04 PM
The PAM's fashion taste seems to be questionable. :wave: Hi, Maddie!
Madhuri
09-05-2006, 12:09 PM
The PAM is only pointing out my shortcomings, and he doesnt help me improve my poor fashion sense.

Hi Pen :)
subterranean
09-05-2006, 08:23 PM
D.B.: You have far to proficient a memory, PAM . . . . maybe you should use your cognitive skills on something more practical!

I'm not good with practicalities :D

The PAM should consults kathycf to "fix" her outdated taste in fashion :D
ShoutGrace
09-05-2006, 11:07 PM
I'm not good with practicalities :D

The PAM sells herself unduly short . . . . probably as a result of low expectations resulting from her chronic faulty arithmetical computations.
subterranean
09-05-2006, 11:11 PM
The PAM shouldn't brag about PAM's high ability in arithmetical :brow:
ShoutGrace
09-05-2006, 11:15 PM
The PAM automatically jumps to conclusions about the PAPAMs shoddily underpar skills . . . . you're just too good to people, PAM! :D

The PAM also accuses other peeps of being late . . . yet she in fact forgets her own subpar record in that category!
subterranean
09-05-2006, 11:30 PM
The PAM unsubstantially accuses PAPAM about not being punctual

(I'm completly sure about my record when it comes to punctuality!)
ShoutGrace
09-05-2006, 11:39 PM
PAM . . . you are so overconfident when it comes to your record . . . sadly, I have access to the Indonesian criminal records and have taken note of everything . . .
subterranean
09-06-2006, 12:09 AM
PAM obviously does not have such record! Nice try, PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 02:40 AM
PAM is overly defensive and rushes too quickly to dispel notions of this allegedly non existent criminal record!
subterranean
09-06-2006, 02:48 AM
The PAM must have studied math too much. Have a little break, PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 02:50 AM
The PAM is now sounding like my mother!! :D
subterranean
09-06-2006, 03:10 AM
The PAM needs such advise as PAM shows the sympton of Juvenility (SP) :D
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 03:21 AM
The PAM supposes that she can distinguish puerility symptoms . . . . perhaps she is projecting her own feelings onto me?
subterranean
09-06-2006, 03:34 AM
The PAM is assuming ;)
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 03:38 AM
The PAM still hasn't fully resolved the earlier issue concerning her toe jam.
subterranean
09-06-2006, 03:46 AM
...toe jam, PAM?
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 04:12 AM
No need to be embarrassed PAM . . . I'm sure we all have it *not* :D
subterranean
09-06-2006, 04:23 AM
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ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 04:53 AM
PAM has a strange variation of Tourettes syndrome? Yes . . . I seem to have that effect on the PAM . . . . maybe the PAM is just commenting on the absurdity or writing "PAM" 100 times a day . . . . suck it up and try harder, PAM!
subterranean
09-06-2006, 05:01 AM
The PAM should know that there's secret message behind those 100 PAMs.

DOn't think too simple, PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 05:08 AM
The PAM is far too complex for me . . . . it still seems to me that it's just a bunch of PAMs :p . . . . perhaps the PAM will carefully explain to the PAPAM? :D
subterranean
09-06-2006, 05:15 AM
No way, PAM. There's no such thing as free lunch..

Reveal it by yourself and make yourself proud!
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 05:24 AM
No way, PAM. There's no such thing as free lunch..

Reveal it by yourself and make yourself proud!

Surely I'll try PAM . . . . just don't think less of me if I fail. :bawling:


The PAM uses her superior intellect to play games with people and wreak havoc on their sadly underdeveloped brains!!
subterranean
09-06-2006, 05:26 AM
Hah! PAM is just saying that to get free hints! Again...nice try, PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-06-2006, 05:27 AM
The PAM mistakes my genuine supplication for mere deceit . . . . :bawling: :D
subterranean
09-06-2006, 05:44 AM
PAM should have taken my blunt statement as an input for improvement :D
mir
09-06-2006, 08:47 AM
the PAM and the PAPAM hijack threads and hold them for ransoms of one million carrots
Pendragon
09-06-2006, 11:30 AM
The PAM is on a slow, spiraling orbit into the heart of the Sun. :wave: Hi, Mir!
AimusSage
09-06-2006, 11:42 AM
The PAM thinks that ocean-front property in colorado doesn't sell.
What planet have you been living on? :p
Pendragon
09-06-2006, 11:47 AM
The PAM lives in a very nice state called "Denial". :p
And in his case, that ain't a river in Egypt, brother! :lol:
kathycf
09-06-2006, 04:02 PM
The PAM has a motto:
"If wearing one hat is good, then wearing 47 MUST be better".
I guess dragons like hot heads....
subterranean
09-06-2006, 07:51 PM
the PAM and the PAPAM hijack threads and hold them for ransoms of one million carrots

Yes we are hijacking the thread and it is not our fault that we are vegetarians and deman million carrots as ransom :D

The PAM is an expert of choosing beautiful ladies for her avy
Pendragon
09-07-2006, 09:16 AM
The PAM forgot this is an insult thread....
papayahed
09-07-2006, 09:53 AM
The PAM smells like pickles.
Madhuri
09-07-2006, 11:46 AM
The PAM likes digging her nose :eek2:
AimusSage
09-07-2006, 12:11 PM
The PAM gives people half a shave, leaving her victims with half a beard. :eek:
Madhuri
09-07-2006, 12:42 PM
The PAM is very outdated :D dont you know this style is a rage these days? :lol:
AimusSage
09-07-2006, 12:46 PM
The PAM has an outdated hairstyle, it still covers both sides of her head, even though everyone knows that half a haircut is all the rage these days. :p
Madhuri
09-07-2006, 01:05 PM
The PAM has been ruining all my wishes, when I want all of them fulfilled. :rage:
AimusSage
09-07-2006, 01:12 PM
the PAM is not so smart as she might seem. :p She posted all those wishes in the make a wish thread. The sole purpose of that thread is to ruin wishes. :nod:
Madhuri
09-07-2006, 01:19 PM
The PAM could have been good enough to say he doesnt want to ruin them. They were my real wishes, and now would never get fulfilled :bawling:
kathycf
09-07-2006, 01:23 PM
The PAM made an error on relying on a turniper for wish fulfillment....unless the PAM wishes for turnips. Which may not be such a bad wish, eh? :p
subterranean
09-07-2006, 07:29 PM
The PAM forgot this is an insult thread....

Yes, I feel that my disorientation problem is getting worst!


The PAM is obsessed with turnips :brow:
ShoutGrace
09-07-2006, 07:58 PM
The PAM has her values mixed up, and has erroneously come to the conclusion that turnip obsession is in any way an impugning sort of condition.
Madhuri
09-08-2006, 02:46 AM
The PAM cannot distinguish between obsession and liking.
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 03:48 AM
The PAM insults people and then takes off while the insultee is still trying to figure out what exactly they said.
subterranean
09-08-2006, 03:50 AM
The PAM points his finger to other, while when it comes to insult, the finger should be pointed to himself :brow:
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 03:53 AM
The PAM makes up words to confuse people!
subterranean
09-08-2006, 03:57 AM
Err...what word, PAM?

;)
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 04:01 AM
PAM tries to edit out her embarrassing mistakes but ends up compounding her compositional errors! :D
subterranean
09-08-2006, 04:07 AM
The PAM is unfair because he criticizes a non English speaking person
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 04:12 AM
The PAM unfairly and rather duplicitously sells herself short; she well knows how solid and perhaps even exemplary her English skills are!
subterranean
09-08-2006, 04:14 AM
The PAM is, again, making a flaw assumption about the PAPAM
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 04:16 AM
Well . . . maybe you just proved me wrong and yourself right with that post, PAM. :lol:
subterranean
09-08-2006, 04:18 AM
Well PAM, it's nice to feel right! :D
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 04:49 AM
Is the PAM really exulting in the above mentioned revelations? *shakes head in bewilderment*
subterranean
09-08-2006, 05:09 AM
Well PAM, I was just trying to point that you were criticizing the wrong person ;)
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 05:19 AM
The PAM goes to extraordinary lengths to prove the PAPAM wrong. Get a new hobby PAM! ;)
subterranean
09-08-2006, 05:40 AM
The PAM should now that it's PAPAM's obsession to "knock down" the PAM!
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 05:44 AM
The PAM should now that it's PAPAM's obsession to "knock down" the PAM!

PAM may be wearing her heart on her sleeve . . . this isn't a playground, PAM! :rolleyes: :D :D
Pensive
09-08-2006, 05:53 AM
The person above me desires to become Kate/Cathy's best buddy! (a character from east of eden)
ShoutGrace
09-08-2006, 05:56 AM
The person above me desires to become like Kate/Cathy's best buddy! (a character from east of eden)

OOOHHHH Thats a good one! :thumbs_up I know her!

The PAM pretends to have imperfect and subpar language skills around those she doesn't want to know that she's as smart as she is!! :D (ala Lee :thumbs_up )
Madhuri
09-08-2006, 12:11 PM
The PAM judges people by their small spelling mistakes? :D
Riesa
09-08-2006, 12:28 PM
The PAM never roots for the underdog.
Hyacinth Girl
09-08-2006, 01:53 PM
The PAM is so excited the 80's are coming back into fashion that she has already started wearing her hot pink legwarmers - give it up, PAM, day-glo will NEVER return! :D
kathycf
09-08-2006, 03:23 PM
The PAM says that to the PAPAM knowing she herself has a closet full of day-glo tops to wear with her acid washed jeans. :brow:
Pendragon
09-09-2006, 04:36 PM
The PAM has been celebrating Halloween early again this year....