Pam

[djy78usa]

PAM's signature and Location proves that BulletproofDORK isn't just a clever name.... (don't worry, I love Doctor Who too :thumbs_up )

[eyemaker]

PAM seem to worry a lot--of what to eat;)

[*Classic*Charm*]

PAM thinks earwax is a special delicacy!

[eyemaker]

PAM has a potential in predicting futures.:)

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM's avatar was shocked when it heard eyemaker singing "Sweet Home Alabama."

:p

[eyemaker]

:lol:
:D PAM's fond of rolling her eyes trying to see what's inside the eye-socket..oftentimes:D

[BulletproofDork]

PAM believes earwax is a good pizza topping. :p

[eyemaker]

PAM certainly know what eyemaker thinks :D :lol:

[RoCKiTcZa]

PAM delights in the fact that his brain has been wiretapped and now the world can hear what he thinks... however, nobody is listening. :lol:

[BulletproofDork]

PAM has an obsession with marring her family photos by drawing mustaches on all her cousin's faces.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses paste as chip dip.

[Shalot]

the pam double dips in the dip bowl at parties. didn't your mom teach you any manners pam? :p

[kiz_paws]

But the PAM wears the bowl atop her head to adorn her pretty l'il hairdo! Tsk Tsk! ;)

[BulletproofDork]

PAM once started a sing-along in a tour bus. :p

[Shalot]

The pam broke the toilet in a tour bus. way to go PAM!

[kiz_paws]

But the PAM broke wind in that same tour bus, OMG PAM! :lol:

[Shalot]

PAM wears a windbreaker all the time b/c someone told her that she could fart all she wanted while wearing it, and no one would know otherwise. See, PAM thinks her windbreaker is a fart-masking cloak. Poor Pam. Everyone knows it was you, except you. :p

[kiz_paws]

PAM is trying to start a new trend by wearing her shoes on the wrong feet. Hmmmm ... shouldn't PAM start with something simpler than those stilletos? :lol:

[BulletproofDork]

PAM owns ducky shorts.

[Virgil]

PAM thinks her big sister is snobby. That's not nice. You owe your sister an apology. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of belly button lint he proudly displays on a mantle.

[eyemaker]

PAM often leaves the bathroom unflushed..:lol: ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM wears a Santa hat all year.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM likes to invite her neighbors to sit on her newly painted patio chairs.

[1_winged_angel]

the pam likes her cat so much that she put him in her violin case to keep him so the pam's sister will not take him!

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of red skin potatos that resemble dead presidents.

[Bakiryu]

the pam wears a wing made of celery stalks :D

[1_winged_angel]

the pam is a screwed up poet

[Bakiryu]

the pam is extremely yellow from her contact with so many lemons :P

[Shurtugal]

PAM... is on.

(how original is that!) lol.

[BulletproofDork]

After hearing that the correct term for her inability to finish a story is called "writer's block", PAM promptly widened her eyes and fearfully asked, "Is it fatal?"

:lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM has built a treehouse to resemble the tardis and now won't come down from the tree.

[Bakiryu]

the pam's head is orange and green!

[kiz_paws]

The PAM's sox are orange and green (and are supposed to be bluey-white)! :eek:

[djy78usa]

PAM's socks have completly disintegrated due to her near-debilitating foot odor!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Pam can't remember what number follows 10...:brickwall

For shame...:D

[papayahed]

The Pam has an extra toe on her left foot so she can count to 21.

[kiz_paws]

PAM wishes that she COULD count to 21! :p

[papayahed]

The PAM has twenty one peach pits she think looks like WWII generals.

[kiz_paws]

Wot the hey??! :lol:

PAM's hair looks like spaghetti on a good day! ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM eats her spaghetti one strand at a time it takes her 3 hours to finish a meal.

[BulletproofDork]

PAM collects screwdrivers as a hobby.

[kiz_paws]

PAM makes friends with cockroaches! :eek:

[papayahed]

PAM likes to wear paper hats of her own making.

[GX4146]

pam is a closet queen

[Shalot]

PAM is afraid of the closet monster and pushes a chair in front of the closet door every night before bed.

[subterranean]

I have not 'spkoken' with PAM for quite sometime. How are ya doin', PAM? :wave:

[Shalot]

hey sub :wave:

[papayahed]

The PAM drinks milk staight out of the carton.

[BulletproofDork]

The PAM collects tube socks. :p

[Joreads]

Pam never washes up their dishes

[kiz_paws]

PAM never uses dishes...

[GX4146]

Pam smells like unwashed dishes

[kiz_paws]

Pam looks good in unwashed dishes... ;)

[1_winged_angel]

pam eats unwashed dishes!

[kiz_paws]

PAM eats eraser dust ...

[Joreads]

PAM never brushes her hair

[BulletproofDork]

PAM never brushes her dentures. :p

[1_winged_angel]

pam never brushes her cat!

[1_winged_angel]

I love cats!!!!!

[Neo_Sephiroth]

The person above me has THOUSANDS & THOUSANDS of cats...That stinks.

[1_winged_angel]

Pam lives in a litter box!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

[Joreads]

PAM stole the cats that she has

[kiz_paws]

PAM bathes with jellyfish! :eek:

[optimisticnad]

PAM has an open mind ... so open that things just pass right through it!

:lol:

x

[1_winged_angel]

pam's brain is like soup.............. it runs out of pam's ears!!!!!

[Joreads]

PAM doesn't wash behind her ears

[papayahed]

The PAM has enormous earlobes which she ties into a neat bow under her chin.

[kiz_paws]

PAM throws her earlobes over her shoulder like a continental soldier ... :p tum-tee-tum ...

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[Joreads]

PAM only does her hair every other day

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM has no hair. Hee...Hee...

[Madhuri]

PAM tries to combs his bald head, thinking some hair will grow :p :D :lol:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Oh my goodness! How did you know?! :lol:

PAM doesn't wear any underwear.:P

[Madhuri]

Ahem...ahem.... I am not used to people asking me such things...

PAM makes people really uncomfortable :)

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Ooops! :lol:

PAM is a sweetheart. :)

[Joreads]

PAM seems to have their own avatar thank goodness

[Madhuri]

PAM needs some classes on how to insult :)

[Joreads]

PAM needs to take a break:D

[1_winged_angel]

pam needs to break something!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Oh Pam, get your finger out of your nose! No, your mouth isn't a good place for it either!:p

[papayahed]

The PAM makes her own jewelry out of pipe cleaners and macaroni.

[Scheherazade]

You know "the-mystery-of-disappearing-single-socks-in-the-washing-machine"?

*lifts up her head*

PAM...

[optimisticnad]

PAM spent a lifetime trying to get the circle around 'a' when emailing...

[kiz_paws]

PAM wants to Email, but typing with one finger takes too long... :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM check for her email in the letter box :D

[kiz_paws]

But PAM eats her morning cornflakes out of her letterbox! :p

[papayahed]

The PAM thinks her letterbox speaks to her.

[jekan blazer]

PAM is sooooooooooooooooo crazy!!!!!!

[Scheherazade]

You know the posts typed in giant white fonts? PAM...

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to eat paste.

[Scheherazade]

PAM sings in an ABBA tribute band at weekends.

http://www.abbatribute.info/abba_tribute_band_home2.jpg

[*Classic*Charm*]

PAM WISHES she was cool enough to sing in an ABBA tribute band!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM thinks singing in an ABBA tribute band is cool!

:D

[jekan blazer]

pam spams!!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM cleans his teeth with Dentastix.

[papayahed]

PAM makes statues of famous economists out of spam in her free time.

[Scheherazade]

PAM decorates her house with those statues.

[jekan blazer]

you know when you lock the keys in the car? PAM!!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM works as a hand double in horror movies.

[papayahed]

The PAM kicks puppies.

[Scheherazade]

PAM licks puppies.

[Silas Thorne]

PAM is confusing me. Did the muppets sing 'Stuck in the Middle with you'?

[Scheherazade]

PAM carries an autographed copy of Miss Piggy's photo in his wallet.

[papayahed]

PAM takes all her make up tips from Miss Piggy.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has learned all her jokes from Fozzie.

[papayahed]

The PAM has just build a seperate room on her house for her toothbrush collection.

[Madhuri]

The PAM doesn't brush her teeth at all.

[Scheherazade]

PAM doesn't have any teeth to brush!

[kiz_paws]

PAM uses fizzy drinks to wash her hair

[Scheherazade]

PAM uses her dog to mop the floors.

[papayahed]

The PAM pretends her mop is a dog!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM keeps offering doggy treats to my mop!

[NikolaiI]

PAM mops the floor with her dog!!!

At least, she told me it was her dog.

[Scheherazade]

PAM copies my answers!

;)

[NikolaiI]

Gah, it's true! it happened in more than one thread. :(

PAM uses her cat to sweep the porch. (Poor kitty!)

[Scheherazade]

PAM calls my broom a kitty!

[NikolaiI]

PAM is always complaining about how much hair her broom sheds.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wishes that he played the leading role in "Not Another Teen Movie".

[NikolaiI]

PAM looks into her palm to try to read her future, but she says the ink must have washed off.

[Scheherazade]

PAM keeps refering to me as "she/her".

[NikolaiI]

PAM is an evil influence.

[Scheherazade]

PAM makes my influence look like child's play.

[NikolaiI]

PAM tries to be a vigilante, but ends up handing people fliers for the Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has just stolen an avatar!

[NikolaiI]

PAM is coming towards me with Watchtower Society publications.

[papayahed]

PAM uses lard as hair gel.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears rings made of chocolate wrappers.

[Madhuri]

PAM collects those chocolate wrappers.

[Scheherazade]

PAM eats the wrappers instead of the chocolate inside!

[Silas Thorne]

PAM has posted this ^ message in the wrong thread.

[Scheherazade]

PAM might be hallucinating!

;)

[Silas Thorne]

^ Is an evil illusionist and nefarious trickster. :) LOL

[Joreads]

PAM never wears matching socks

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears socks as gloves.

[NikolaiI]

PAM wears gloves as socks, due to her freakishly long toes.

[Scheherazade]

PAM steals avatars!

:D ;)

[NikolaiI]

PAM exaggerates. I only did that ONCE, apart from the Steal an Avatar weekend.

[papayahed]

PAM likes to dress as Mr. Peanut.

[Scheherazade]

PAM dresses up as a Jelly Bean at weekends.

[PoeticPassions]

PAM likes to make fart noises.

[Scheherazade]

PAM doesn't like to make those noises but still does!

[papayahed]

PAM has a total of 13 toes, 6 on one foot and 7 on the other.

[kiz_paws]

But PAM has five toes on her left hand, and five on her right! :eek:

[Silas Thorne]

PAM likes to put the petrol pump nozzle into her car when filling her tank and then drive off with it still attached. :)

[kiz_paws]

PAM needs no purchased fuel in his tank because he already has lots of gas ... ;)

[Madhuri]

The PAM is suggesting a not so good idea for saving fuel.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM confused me concerning the purpose of this thread...

[papayahed]

The PAM wears spock ears.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has no ears.

[NikolaiI]

PAM would insult someone who has no ears from birth defect! Who would do such a thing!

[Scheherazade]

PAM collects rabbit ears.

[NikolaiI]

PAM smells people's ears as way of introduction. :D

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM smells LIKE people's ears.

[Shalot]

PAM likes the smell of people's ears

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM wears a necklace of people's ears.

[NikolaiI]

PAM is macabre about ears.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM probably doesn't even know what macabre means.

[Scheherazade]

PAM thinks macabre is a type of candy.

[Shalot]

PAM pronounces macabre like this: Mack-uh-burr.

[kiz_paws]

PAM made up a song called Mack-uh-burr and wondered why it wasn't popular...

[Scheherazade]

If only PAM had not written the music to the song called "Mack-uh-burr"...

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM needs to cut back on all of the macabre since it sticks to the hips a little too well.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a used band aid collection.

[Scheherazade]

PAM reads The Very Hungry Caterpillar (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Very-Hungry-Caterpillar-Board-Book/dp/0241003008/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1240353734&sr=1-1) in her free time.

[NikolaiI]

PAM uses The Very Hungry Caterpillar as her cookbook.

[Madhuri]

The PAM eats caterpillers :eek2:

[Scheherazade]

PAM catches the caterpillars for Nik to eat.

[Madhuri]

The PAM looks like a caterpillar :p ;)

[Scheherazade]

PAM wishes she could look like a caterpillar!

[Madhuri]

The PAM has as many pair of legs as a millipede :p

[1_winged_angel]

pam has no legs at all!!!

[Oniw17]

PAM only has 1 wing. Why don't you go fly around in circles, you loser.

[1_winged_angel]

ur the loser!!!!! all u do is sleep!!! thats y u hav no time to think of a better comeback!!!!!!

[Madhuri]

The PAM sleeps under her bed.

[NikolaiI]

PAM just gets her sleep at work...

[Madhuri]

Simple and plain.....PAM is just jealous of the luxury I have :D

[NikolaiI]

PAM confuses jealousy with pity. :D

[Scheherazade]

PAM uses airfreshener as deodorant.

[Madhuri]

PAM uses deoderant as airfreshner :p

[a_little_wisp]

PAM likes to draw in the sand. :D

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's ears are so big that PAM can make snow angels without the use of arms...

[papayahed]

The PAM collects gum from underneath restaurant tables.

[1_winged_angel]

pam eats the gum from under the restaurant's tables!!!!!!

[Shalot]

The PAM uses gum as a hairstyling product.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wishes she had enough hair to style with gum.

[1_winged_angel]

pam uses gum for hair gel!!!

[papayahed]

PAM uses gel on their underarm hair!

[1_winged_angel]

pam uses gel for their contact lenses!!!!!!!!!!!

[papayahed]

PAM doesn't wear contact because they like bumping into things!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM bumps into people to make small talk.

[Mathor]

PAM borrows things and doesn't give them back, to make small talk when the person wants their stuff back! :eek:

[1_winged_angel]

pam breaks the stuff they borrow then gives it back like nothing happened to it!!!!

[Scheherazade]

PAM sells the stuff she has borrowed from others on Ebay.

[papayahed]

The PAM makes all her outfits from grocery bags and tin foil.

[Scheherazade]

PAM uses cardboard boxes as furniture in her house.

[1_winged_angel]

pam uses nothing as their furnature!!!

[toni]

The PAM's room wallpaper is rainbowbright..and some pink unicorns.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to chew on discarded corn cobs as a midnight snack.

[toni]

The PAM loves papaya with such passion, that she doesn't care whether it is still unripe; or spoiled.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought that opera and Oprah were one and the same.

[toni]

The PAM is as good as drunk when he is on caffiene. :p

[DanielBenoit]

^:lol:

Pam thought that light beer meant that it weighed less.

[toni]

PAM 's favorite subject in his photography are electric fans. :p

[DanielBenoit]

Heey, lol
https://bdqjeq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1potByxFdAxXtusCocffc2LJaYlD35JxpdBV-pqFSautYme7sLFV6nHZfuH4z4eoeEnsNiTRQ00ly58cObWEl1l nQSucSRFKRT/DSC09371.JPG

Pan thinks opera fans are used to keep the actors cool.

[toni]

PAM wrote a 1000-page novel titled The Tale of the Watermelon. :cool:

[DanielBenoit]

Pam was stupid enough to look the title up :lol:

[toni]

Then followed PAM's literary masterpiece, The Philosophical Armchair. :p

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought that deconstructionism was a method of engineering.

[toni]

:lol:

PAM once insisted that skateboards have rights.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam stayed up so late that she missed the premire of an opera she had long anticipated the next day. ;)

[toni]

PAM refused to sleep until he caught the premiere of Spongebob Squarepants' newest episode.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought that swine flu was what swines get when they're sick.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam was getting her temperature taken, and thought that the mercury in the thermometer was the planet!

[toni]

PAM thought it was mandatory to bring scraps of metal to a metal concert. Rock on, PAM. :alien:

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought that the sea was the place in your eyes where you see.

[papayahed]

PAM called himself a her three posts up.

[toni]

PAM's wedding was a StarWars theme that included Yoda giveaways. :D

[DanielBenoit]

^:lol: maybe. . . . .

Pam thought that the 5-7-5 rule in haikus reffered to the word count.

[toni]

PAM once slept on the seashore, and woke up with surprise to find out that a shark also crashed with the waves beside him. PAM screeched like a highschool girl.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam once lost his connection twice within ten minutes!

[DanielBenoit]

When a friend told Pam that she had been on a rocket, he believed her! :lol:

[toni]

You know the PAM had burnt pizza when he believes you were on a space rocket. :lol:

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thinks that <'s Andy Serkis! :lol:

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thinks that Green Bay is dyed the color green.

[KryStaLitsa]

eeerrrmmm...I'd really like to play here,but I really don't know : WHO IS PAM????

[toni]

@ Dan
PAM could get quite passionate with his Smeagol impersonations that he acts out each Smeagol scenes in the middle of the night, on the front lawn of their house- greatly embarrassing his parents. :p


eeerrrmmm...I'd really like to play here,but I really don't know : WHO IS PAM????

PAM is the Person Above Me :)

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM is explaining what PAM is to the PAM above her. :lol:

[toni]

PAM sleeps with his Neo costume on and the Matrix theme playing in the background. :D

[DanielBenoit]

Pam speaks elvish from Lord of the Rings in her sleep :D

[toni]

PAM's obsession with mountains was taken to the next level when he gathered some soil, built a molehill out of it and christened it Mount Benoit.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thinks that she can outdo moi ;)

[toni]

PAM is keen on his resolve to sleep on every staircase in GreenBay.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam lives in palm trees with spiders

[toni]

PAM conciders the Transformers the most epic film of all time ; and Michael Bay, a genius.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam stayed in line to see Transformers 2 for twelve hours!

[toni]

PAM once brewed coffee beans in a bathtub, wishing it would darken his complexion in preparation of his Broadway debut as Othello.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought that Laertes was gay ;)

[toni]

PAM thought that Shakespeare was referring to honeybees when he wrote: "To bee or not to bee.."

[DanielBenoit]

Pam got so excited about her new nail polish that she called her boyfriend and told him about it (what my sister just did)

[toni]

PAM secretly wished he could wear nailpolish. :p

[Scheherazade]

PAM used to collect scalps and display them in her profile page.

[papayahed]

The PAM collects lice and displays them in her scalp!!!

[1_winged_angel]

pam has lice!!!! DX

[Scheherazade]

PAM has lice for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

[papayahed]

PAM eats so much watermelon she's starting to look like one!!

[toni]

PAM sculpts his papaya Yoda-shaped before she eats it.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thinks that Africa is a country.

[toni]

PAM thought Canada is a state!

[DanielBenoit]

Pam can see "Russia from my house!"

by the way

Pam was once Vice Presidential Candidate for the Republican Party :lol:

(no offence to anyone. . . only Pam)

[toni]

OMG PAM :lol: How did you know...

PAM was recently made CEO of the Stair-Protection Program International.