Pam

[Mililalil XXIV]

I hate the PAM's false accusations! Senseless!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is laboring under the false impression that he has sense to begin with! http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/e070.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM dances naked in the moonlight.

[kathycf]

The PAM desperately needs to shave their fuzzy blue fur.

[Virgil]

The PAM needs to pluck her eyebrows.

[Bongitybongbong]

the pam has exploding puppies issues, as in he explodes and instead of fire coming out puppies come out

[TBtheG]

The PAM collects toenail clippings and walks around with them in his pockets.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM eats toenail clippings pickpocketed from other people.

[Virgil]

The PAM wears a silly green outfit. :p

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's avatar is naked, the pervert.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM's only photo is a comic book cut out!

[Bongitybongbong]

i don't even know what the pic pam has

[AimusSage]

I'd insult the PAM but he is doing good enough of a job insulting himself. :p

[Bongitybongbong]

pam's friends are old stalks of corn

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM got bored and left before seeing who was going to insult him and with what!

[Pendragon]

The PAM is angry with me for mistaking him for a girl, but I swear it was his fault, HE chose that atvar! :mad:

[smilingtearz]

well you should be apologising then...the PAM thinks apology=:mad:

[Virgil]

The PAM can get very stern. Especially with me. (But I deserve it.)

[smilingtearz]

That isn't an insult.. that's a simple truth... :p

The PAM can be sweetly NASTY at times!

[Bandini]

The PAM is a bit of a drip!

[smilingtearz]

wasn't the PAM seen oggling at girls walkin down the street yesterday? :D

[papayahed]

The PAM buys cheap wine.

[Virgil]

The PAM drinks cheap wine.

[Nightshade]

hey I tyhought I said that :confused:
oh well

PAM poisons his daffodils :eek:

[Bandini]

wasn't the PAM seen oggling at girls walkin down the street yesterday? :D

Quite possibly - it was a hot day! But very tastefully oggled I assure you! I prefer to think of myself as a mutual observer than an ogler!

PAM is paranoid that I hurt flowers.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has a look in his eye that suggests he is the spawn of Satan (whoever that is)...

[amanda_isabel]

the PAM knows nothing about archery.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has a piddly post count. Ptui.

[Mililalil XXIV]

That was a lousy comeback, PAM!

[Riesa]

PAM likes to smell frog eggs.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM spies over my fence!

[Riesa]

The PAM isn't doing anything worth looking at when I spy over his fence.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM doesn't know what she's seeing, no matter how hard she stares!

[Riesa]

lol

The PAM is mistaken for a girl by old people.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Hey, PAM! Hear what Papayahed has to say about you!

[papayahed]

The PAM chews her toenails.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM mistook me for Riesa.

[Riesa]

The PAM talks really loudly on his cell at fine restaurants.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM just has to go on pretending she thinks I look like a girl. Are you old?

[Riesa]

(I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I was thinking of an old Donovan song)

The PAM has two left feet.

and I'm ancient. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM and PAPAM are too quick.

[Riesa]

The PAM is funny.

[papayahed]

The PAM is funny looking.

[Riesa]

The PAM is funny-weird not funny ha-ha. :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

:rage: :mad: :rage:
The PAM is a real delight to remember after opening an old wine cellar again. She always seems so sweet for the first while of freedom and rehabilitation in society.

[By the way, thanks for the kind qualification. I'm sure you're much more recent and fresh than ancient, old, or - what was I saying?]

[Riesa]

The PAM is repetitious.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM is not as good at insulting any more - her ideas are all spent on apologies.

[papayahed]

The PAM has a booger on their nose.

[Riesa]

The PAM wears white shoes after labor day.

[Mililalil XXIV]

On our nose, PAPAM? Do ya got ddoouubbllee vision?
As for you, PAM! Did you remove your socks to bite them nails?

[Virgil]

As for you, PAM! Did you remove your socks to bite them nails?
She might be flexible enough.

The PAM vomits just before sitting at the dinner table.

[Bandini]

If you're at the haed of the table, dearest PAM!

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM would be our guest of honor - there's another table out in the doghouse!

[Pendragon]

The PAM would certainly know. It's his permant address. Down boy! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/g060.gif

[papayahed]

The PAM keeps children's frisbees and balls when they land in his yard.

[IrishCanadian]

the PAM's head is a fruit!

[Riesa]

The PAM likes the feel of french fries stuck up his nose.

[Virgil]

The PAM has probably pulled french fries from children's noses.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM doesn't know French fries from potato chips!

[Nightshade]

PAm doesnt realise that chips are crisps


:lol:

[papayahed]

The PAM has a piece of cheescake on her chin.

[Virgil]

The PAM requires a puppet master.

[smilingtearz]

the PAM's sounds as good as a donkey when he tries to sing...
:D

i shouldn't play here.. i'm not good with insults...

[Riesa]

Sure you are, the PAM is excellent at insulting people.

(I know what you mean, I think it's easy to accidentally hurt someone feelings, and then I really feel like a nasty little punk.)

[shinigami]

The PAM is really too much of a goody-two-shoes to belong in this game...

(um... I didn't want to insult the great person that you are... so I hope this suffices as a shallow insult.. or something like that...)

[Riesa]

The PAM is a second guesser when it comes to insulting people.

(but so am I so :D)

[shinigami]

Hm... Okay... let's go low...
The PAM is waiting for someone to do her.. looking longingly like that, some ruddy sailor who's bi- will come to you one day though... and turn gay that is...
[ no offense to those who are bi- or gay, i love those guys ...]

[smilingtearz]

the PAM "loves" gays?

[Bandini]

That's not an insult - ya freak!

PAM above me is unwittingly (?) homophobic.

[smilingtearz]

wouldn't really say that... that's Dumb!...

anyways... So the PAM's dumb-witted!

[Virgil]

The PAM doesn't know whether to smile or cry.

[Virgil]

the PAM's sounds as good as a donkey when he tries to sing...
:D

i shouldn't play here.. i'm not good with insults...
That's funny Eva. You didn't hurt my feelings. :lol:

[smilingtearz]

You mean that as an insult don't you :mad:... Uhuh!
:p

sorry i just CANNOT insult Virgil!!

[papayahed]

The PAM has their shoes on the wrong feet.

[Riesa]

The PAM deliberately lets her tortilla chips get stale before she serves them to her guests.

[Pendragon]

There is something fishy about the PAM....

[Jay]

The PAM mistreats the dragons (just look at his avatar! :p)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM stole words of mine before I even realized I would have liked to have used them!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears funny hats.

[Virgil]

The PAM's skin shrunk in the wash.

[Pendragon]

The PAM couldn't carry a tune in a bucket! ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM regularly wears a sweater made entirely of pocket lint.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is in Michigan. Nuff' said.

[papayahed]

The PAM is outdated. (Not in the big "M" any longer - just haven't changed my profile)

[AimusSage]

The PAM's lazy for not changing her profile, tsk, tsk. :p

[Riesa]

The PAM chit-chat's with the grocery store checkeroutter while ten people wait in line behind him.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM listens in on this with an intense look of listening in with intense delight.

[shinigami]

The PAM above me thinks that using Roman Numerals makes him either unique or cool... which is um... SOooooo passe.... ( And by the way.. I do not "love" gays in that sense you perv, I mean it as.. I'm open to all people.. I'm not judgemental... nor do I categorize people into stereotypes)

[shinigami]

The PAM is a royal brat of 13... who just happens to be a genius.. A good-looking love-forsaken, confident, public speaking high school student. [*sigh* 'tis true.. except for the brat part...]

[Mililalil XXIV]

I do not "love" gays in that sense you perv, I mean it as.. I'm open to all people.. I'm not judgemental... nor do I categorize people into stereotypes)
I do not believe I ever said anyone loves gays. Would you provide a link to the post in mind? I don't think I even had occasion to mention them. In truth, if someone struggles with such an obsession, I do not consider them any less to be persons than any one else. I just don't know why you think I said the above. [Since the matter has been accidentally brought up: I do not base love of persons on their qualities - nor do I approve of all that is in the heart of all those I love.]

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM is my twin, and the PAPAM is a decent-hearted person whom even my triplet hopes hasn't mistaken another's perhaps insulting words for my own.

[papayahed]

The PAM's shoes are untied.

[AimusSage]

The PAM trips over her feet, even if her shoes are tied.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM doesn't know how to put his shoes on.

[papayahed]

The PAM has 2 different shoes on.

[Virgil]

The let the PAM out for the night. You're usually on during the day.

[papayahed]

The PAM is observant - I'm updating the resume.

[Virgil]

That's not an insult. Has the PAM already gotten fired? :p

[papayahed]

Damn busted. The PAM wears his pants just below his armpits. Not fired yet...

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM taught the PAPAM to dress.

[Jay]

Whereas somebody still has to teach the PAM to dress himself.

[shinigami]

[To Milial, I mean no offense to you... wasn't you I was talking about... Sorry for that...]

The PAM has no one to teach him how to dress himself.. Therefore, we see him crying coz he's neki....

[ yah.. I'm 13... but I know a lot coz I've lived through a lot and I'm a voracious bookworm... ]

[shinigami]

The PAM is a hyperactive teenager who meows when she's bored.... The Freak...

[ It's true.. I meow when I'm bored... hahaha! Unique...]

[shinigami]

The PAM can't spell people's name right! Ever heard of a spellcheck??!??
[Sorry Mililalil!!!!] (I like insulting myself.. it's fun!) "meow"

[Jay]

The PAM is jealous she can't be naked as well as it's hot over here.

[shinigami]

Well, the PAM may be feeling cooler being neke but he's sweating from his eyes...

[yah, i know... corny... *sighs*] "meow"

[Jay]

lol, sweating from my eyes? I think they call it crying :p
btw, not like it mattered much or anything, but he's a she :p

The PAM insults a cat anytime she meows.

[Pendragon]

Oh, well! I was gonna take up for you, Jay! Now I have to insult you! The PAM has been around so long she creaks when she walks! ;)

[Jay]

*edit* I saw your post before you edited it, thanks :)
*edit2* btw, I creak even when I don't walk ;)

Pen's too slow to respond :p

[shinigami]

Sorry Jay!!! anyway... I guess I should insult you...

The PAM is crying 'coz she's neke..

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is a reluctant insulter!

[Jay]

The PAM is forever confused :p

[papayahed]

The PAM is a flatulator.

[Jay]

The PAM has sunk numerous ships.

What am I again? :p

[Riesa]

The PAM double-dips.

[papayahed]

The PAM has abandoned many ships.

(Your a "farter")

[Riesa]

The PAM is slow.

[Jay]

The PAM is even slower :p

thanks, Papaya

now... Riesa? double-dipper? People, speak English! :p

[papayahed]

The PAM has their top buttoned wrong.


(Double-Dip - taking a chip, dipping it in salsa, taking a bit, then redipping in the salsa. Might as well just put your whole mouth in the bowl - I watched too much Seinfeld)

[Riesa]

The PAM thinks it's possible to watch too much Seinfeld. :p

[Jay]

LOL :D I don't dip :p
grrr, stop posting simultaneously! :p

The PAM is greedy, steals my posts :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM has to be one of the slowest posters here, continously having to edit them. :p

[Jay]

Pot calling the kettle black, aren't we, Mr PAM? :p

[AimusSage]

The PAM is a black kettle! A poor one too, because you can't boil a thing with her.

[Jay]

The PAM is a very poor pot himself, resembling a sieve nowadays. Rusty.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is a system lord that secretly likes to bathe with anatomically correct Jaffa toy soldiers, if she bathes, that is, because she's known for her smell all across the universe. :p

[Jay]

I'm not a system lord! The Goa'uld larva was just conveniently in the right place in the right time :p

The PAM is not known anywhere at all.

[AimusSage]

That's only because I'm one of those people that everyone fears but doesn't know! :p

Even though the PAM is not a system lord, she still smells like one!

[Jay]

That's true ;)

The PAM only daydreams about being feared by everybody, in fact there's not a living creature afraid of him.

[AimusSage]

The PAM daydreams too, she always imagines herself dancing naked in the streets of prague. :p

[Jay]

Hmmmm... always at full moon when all the beasties haunt the city. Those were the good times :p

The PAM seems to be preoccupied with nudity :p

[AimusSage]

How is that an insult? :D

The PAM failed to insult me, she's just no good at it. :p

[Jay]

The PAM is a good for nothing. That better? :p

[AimusSage]

The truth hurts :D

The PAM is trying to improve, but she just doesn't get what insulting is all about.

[Jay]

I'm afraid not :p.
The person writing this post is useless. Wait... this is about PAM!!

The PAM is only good for scaring birds in secluded fields.

[AimusSage]

You should see the birds in the city, they run screaming when they see me :p

The PAM is scared witless by the mere thought of encountering me.

[Jay]

ya wish! :p

The PAM is dellusional (however it's spellt :p)

[AimusSage]

the PAM believes lawyers can stop me! Ha, how foolish.

She's lazy too! not even looking up delusional in the dictionary :p

[Jay]

That's hardly an insult! It's a well-known fact! Just ask anybody unfortunate enough to know me ;)

The PAM is the one this time to fail to insult me... unless being called foolish was meant to insult me ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM wears men's shoes.

[AimusSage]

The PAM's dreams frighten little children.

[Jay]

The PAM frightens the monsters under little children's beds and in their closets.

[AimusSage]

Haha, again with the poor insults :p

The PAM secretly wants to be a bearded lady :)

[Jay]

That hurt! I am a bearded lady!

The PAM openly wishes he were me. How sad is that? :p

[AimusSage]

Now who's being delusional? :p

The PAM not only wishes she were me, but she goes as far as to try to look like me!

[Jay]

I'm even growing a beard!

Sorry to say that in this case, the copy (me) does look a lot better than the original (the PAM) :p

[papayahed]

The PAM goes through many razors.

[AimusSage]

The PAM thinks she's fast, but she really isn't at all! It's all due to relativity!

[Jay]

The PAM thinks he persuaded us he knew what he was talking about, while he failed miserably ;)

[AimusSage]

The PAM wouldn't know the difference between a string and a zero dimensional point if she saw one! :p

[Jay]

That's true. Wouldn't notice it even if it smashed me between my eyes :p

The PAM is a slimey octopus with 5 amputated tentacles.

[AimusSage]

And you want to look like me! :p

The PAM is someone who likes to terrorize people with her powers, but everybody knows who's the real sherrif in town, making her a laughing stock :p

[Jay]

The PAM got kicked out of a psychiatric asylum, he is too mad even for them to handle.

[AimusSage]

Something Mcmurphy didn't even manage to do! Woohoo! :D

the pam is a shoddy dancer! ;)

[Jay]

The PAM can't keep his mouth shut! Has to spill everything he finds out about me! :p

[AimusSage]

Yes I know, can't help it, it's compulsive.:p

The PAM is soon to be elected in the upcoming elections! Yes, she is one of those backstabbing politicians ;)

[Jay]

That was bellow the belt! I'm running for the presidency of course! (shame we don't have the direct presidency election :p)

The PAM is worse than a spineless slimey planarian. :p

[AimusSage]

That means I have regenerative capabilities :D

The PAM wishes she was a worm, but really is just a single celled organism also known as bacteria :p

[Jay]

Bacterias rule! :D

The PAM wears his right boot on his left foot and vise versa.

[AimusSage]

Oh yeah, that's how I like it, real comfortable, you should try it. :nod:

The PAM is always trailing behind, trying to figure out why her sandals don't fit her feet when she puts them on backwards. :p

[papayahed]

The PAM wears hats with propellors on the top.

[Nightshade]

PAM is a mutineer twice!

[Mililalil XXIV]

( And by the way.. I do not "love" gays in that sense you perv, I mean it as.. I'm open to all people.. I'm not judgemental... nor do I categorize people into stereotypes)
I just discovered that this refers back to Smilingteraz' words - how that makes me a perv, I do not know. I also just noticed another post hinting at this and trying to clarify this - so forget all about it. As long as I wasn't pinned with those words, framed, and made the occasion of insulting dear Shinigami, all is well.

As for the PAM, she thinks we're all talking about Pam.

[Pendragon]

The PAM would steal the shroud from a ghost! :goof:

[Riesa]

The PAM is always trailing behind, trying to figure out why her sandals don't fit her feet when she puts them on backwards. :p :lol:


The PAM makes loud comments throughout the movie.

[papayahed]

The hangs out at graveyards at night.

[Mililalil XXIV]

A night out with the PAM is like watching an invisible baseball game.

(I don't mean it - it was just my duty to say it.)

[Pendragon]

The PAM has some poor village desperately searching for their lost idiot. :goof: ;) ;)

[shinigami]

The PAM makes popsicles from Mountain Dew...

[does that count as an insult? I mean.. Mountain Dew sucks!]

[Virgil]

The PAM has a mighty short avatar. Hey shorty. :wave:

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM jigs like a Mountain Due sprite.

[shinigami]

The PAM eats dead animals proclaiming them as "meat".

[Nightshade]

PAM thinks nothing of killing innoncent plants!

[shinigami]

Haha... Okay...

The PAM thinks that everyone should smile... [The last time I smiled was March]

[Nightshade]

PAM is making assumptions.

( I dont I think everyone one should express thermselves wih smilies and think of one smilie inducing thought a day) :D:D:D::D:D:DD: :p

[shinigami]

Hehehe...

The PAM is actually fat.

[Pendragon]

The PAM makes popsicles from Mountain Dew...

[does that count as an insult? I mean.. Mountain Dew sucks!]Actually, my hometown is in an argument with another town as to which is the actual birthplace of Mt. Dew. I think it was first bottled here, but was actually invented elsewhere. I personally prefer Dr. Pepper. The PAM doesn't know how to insult people. :cool:

[shinigami]

WaAh... Well, okay then...

The PAM is a destitute man who wanders about in false pursuit of "dragons" to justify his lack of finances..[ here, there be dragons ring a bell??]

hehehe...

[AimusSage]

The PAM has pet goblins. she thought these how to rip apart the dolls of little girls.

[WhimsySA]

(I hate this game!!!!!!!!!)

The PAM eats paper & then spits it out for safe keeping so that the PAM can chew it again.

[AimusSage]

PAM likes to lick the toes of dirty animals. :eek:

[WhimsySA]

PAM dosen't even know that all animals ARE dirty!! The PAM is also dirty, yep, you've got bacteria growing on you at this very moment.

[AimusSage]

Yes, bacteria that keep me clean, and ones that make me dirty, I AM dirty, don't deny it, but I shower daily! :)

PAM is a spacestation in orbit of an alien planet.

[WhimsySA]

Aliens, huh, where's the proof??????

PAM should realise that being a space station wouldn't be so bad, after all you'd get to see the world!

[AimusSage]

where's the insult PAM?

The PAM can't insult to save her life. Very dirty alien people life inside her belly.

[WhimsySA]

I hate insulting people unless I hate them!!!!!!!!!
I don't hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are such a slime ball!!!!!!!!!!!

[AimusSage]

Ha! just proves it again, even if I insult the PAM she doesn't hate me! I'm such a likable person. :p

The PAM is in charge of mopping up all the slime I drop when moving around!

[Nightshade]

PAM is a very annoying person because I cant think how to spell the insult I wish to hurl.
So I fall back on an old fav. PAM is "noxious.

[AimusSage]

I give the PAM a second chance to come up with the spelling, as it's obvious she one of those people that needs it. :p

[Nightshade]

Thats not an insult its a fact that even the exam board recognise nice try but no banana :D

PAm is a smilie short of insanity


:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D

[AimusSage]

Again with the compliments, go to another thread you silly, this one is for insults :)

The PAM wears army boots in the library, stomping around in them so the readers can't concentrate. :p

[Nightshade]

Hey you came and you didnt say hello!! and darling they are steel toe builders boots to be specific.
PAm is very rude!

[AimusSage]

The PAM is like a little bunny, one moment she's cute, but a wrong word and she'll turn into the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!!!! :eek:

[shinigami]

The PAM's avatar is really... freaky.. reminds me of a poisonous frog in outer space... and his location? = somewhere in time... Hmm... It all boils down to 1 conclusion... The PAM is a time travelling green frog martian!!! Bwahahaha!!! [is this even an insult??]

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM smiles all the time like a batty professor drunk on Mountain Dew.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is one of those early birds with an obnoxious pecker. So much for sleeping in if he sit next to your window.

Sorry PAPAM, that was probably the best compliment I got in days :)

[shinigami]

it's oki PAM... well, let me try again...

The PAM eats dog biscuits for a living...

[papayahed]

The PAM eats dog biscuits for fun.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is a dog biscuit.

[Virgil]

The PAM is lost in time.

[shinigami]

Well put PAM, I totally agree.... The PAPAM is a smelly old dog biscuit from chicken liver... The PAM however is a master at this.. All hail AimusSage, lord of dog biscuits!!!

[AimusSage]

The above post clearly does not belong here! I doubt even a good shake will solve the PAM's confusion regarding compliments and insults.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM is a one eyed dog kennel!

[AimusSage]

At least I can see. :D

The PAM is a blind dog who wishes he had a kennel. :p

[shinigami]

Hey... Hmph!!

The PAM IS the dog kennel, who is so irresponsible he won't let the PAPAM find him and use him as what he is.. - a dog kennel...

[Mililalil XXIV]

I just can't insult you. Let me take a stab at the kennel above you!

[shinigami]

Yipee!!! Thank you dear PAM, I'll return the favor of not insulting you. Here's a compliment instead. The PAM is a real gentleman...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Being a gentleman like the PAPAM, I bid the PAM to step safely aside and cover the eyes and ears of the steeds as I produce the white glove against the other gentleman's face! A duel, my good man, rather than distress this damsel!

[kathycf]

The PAM has already lost 37 duels, leaving one to wonder how he ever survives so many deaths...

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM drops every second word that is required to express her ideas. Example:
The [wonderful] PAM [that] has [now] already [recovered] lost [treasures], 37 [binary]duels, [without] leaving [any] one [around] to [the] wonder [of] how [truly] he [procedes] ever [yet] survives [ever] so [merrily] many [more] deaths [than]...

[kathycf]

The PAM is full of hooey :brow:

[AimusSage]

The PAM is a bouncing turnip salesperson, she had one sniff too many of the good ol' turnip! :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM is chaff full of green stamps and brass tacks, all stolen.

[shinigami]

Wow... That comment to kathycf was genius... Oki, let us not shame this thread with wrong posts [i.e. my compliment]

The PAM fights duels with turnips, all winning of course, but TuRnIpS???

[Pendragon]

The PAM is suppossed to be "The Goddess of Death & Destruction" with that atvar? How chilling! ;)

[AimusSage]

The PAM once encountered a turnip merchant. Nowadays all he does is hang upside down in a cave, pretending to be a bat. :)

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM is batty (about turnips [in raw egg, with chocolate chips and Parmesan cheese]).

[Pendragon]

Speaking of bats, has the PAM checked his helment lately? I think it's full of black fly-things without feathers. http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier38.gif

[mir]

the PAM's avatar is a big cute bat. who you wouldn't want to get caught in your hair.

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM spells like an American.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears lederhosen in the mistaken assumption that it makes him look appealing.

[AimusSage]

Secretly the PAM fancies guys that wear Lederhosen, and the PAPAM knew this :p

[kathycf]

The PAM is a secret hater of all things turnipy

[AimusSage]

Now that was mean! :bawling: ;)

The PAM always wanted to be a rocketscientist, but when she blew up half the school, the kindergarten teacher made her write 'I will never be a rocketscientist' a hundred times, even though she still had to learn how to write.

[mir]

The PAM spells like an American.

ouch! . . . wait.

the PAM is a cool person i've met somewhere else before on the forum but i don't know where. but i remeber that they were really smart and nice. so go PAM! :banana:

[AimusSage]

That is a nasty insult. ;)

The PAM seems blissfully unaware the point of this thread is to insult the PAM, in a creative and fun manner.

To give an example of how not to do it:

The PAM is like an old tomato, not able to ketchup.

See, that is not funny, nor is it creative, The pun is just to old and done way to many times.

[kathycf]

The PAM says rude things about vegetables

(How did you ever find out about that kindergarten incident? I thought that was hushed up years ago...)

[shinigami]

The PAM, after abandoning her "rocket scientist" dream, has found a new passion.. for what else?? but TURNIPS!!! hahahah....

[kathycf]

The PAM has turnip envy

[AimusSage]

The PAM suffers from a severe rash all over her body due to a Turnip overdose, she's lucky it didn't actually result in turnip transmutation.

[mir]

the PAM is an evil person who revealed the writer's prevalence of confusing threads. and he/she likes bananas! so there! : )

[shinigami]

Hmm... The PAM is evasive of turnips.. probably because the PAM is actually a transmutation between a human being and a turnip.... and wats dis bout a fascination of bananas???

[Pendragon]

What? The PAM is back to the tiny atvar! We loved the other one! The PAM does not like us.

[shinigami]

What??? Um.. I LOVE my bloody avatar... Yours, my dear PAM, looks like an overgrown fly... nasty buggers... hehehe.... My avatar by the way is a chibi version of "Genjo Sanzo" of "Gensomaden Saiyuki"....

[papayahed]

The PAM has a used bandaid collection.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM has severe spinal and vertebrae problems (judging from the perpetual lean of her muppet)

[kathycf]

The PAM has a hook for a hand, a prediliction for feathered hats and says "ARRH" on a regular basis.

[Pendragon]

The PAM ruthlessly abandons dragons to their doom! Ride with her at your peril!

[Jay]

The PAM still doesn't know how to ride dragons, he keeps falling off!

[Mililalil XXIV]

The PAM needs goggles to get out of bed.

[mir]

the PAM eats goggles! AND bananas!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears ski hats in the summer time.

[shinigami]

The PAM is friends with big yellow birds, trash people, and people who are addicted to marijuana [ that's what in the cookies!!! ] .... and I don't have a used bandaid collection... I have a used tissue collection though.. wanna see????

[papayahed]

The PAM wishes he was friends with big yellow birds, trash people, and people who are addicted to marijuana. (The PAM should also check out the gender poll so that I would know if I was correct in saying "He")

[Pendragon]

The PAM's blue fur is coming unraveled..... coo-coo! ;)

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is jealous of the blue and furry (Dr. Hank McCoy, at your service...).

[kathycf]

The PAM's diet consists entirely of sardine, peanut butter and licorice sandwiches on rye bread.

[AimusSage]

Everyone would still prefer it over the diet of the PAM, she prefers raw fish, freshly caught in a pond somewhere in a valley, where she lives in the wild, always talking to trees, calling them her precious.

[papayahed]

The PAM walks around with dead fish in their pockets.

[kathycf]

The PAM goes to the library and sings showtunes very loudly.