Pam

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM likes my ex-boyfriend's poetry!!

[Pendragon]

The PAM turns into the Headless Horsewoman on dark and stormy nights! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM eats helpless young maidens.

[Pensive]

The person above me ate the cover of the book she is looking at in her avatar.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is a bully who threatened to hurt me if I did NOT eat the cover of my book.

[Pensive]

The person above me is lying so she is also a liar!!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is a schizophrenic who can't remember what her other half does.

[Pensive]

The person above me has crush on Draco Malfoy!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is Professor Snape's favorite student!

[Pensive]

The person above me is the best friend of Dolores Umbridge!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM want to grow up to be Rita Skeeter

[Pensive]

The person above me is quite fond of Fudge!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM thinks Peter Pettigrew is nifty.

[Pensive]

Mr. Malfoy is Hyacinth's inspiration!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is best friends with Filch

[Pensive]

The person above me finds Miss Norris world's best cat!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM has a biting owl

[Pensive]

The person above me in all owls, prefer Pigwidgeon.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM prefers Cruikshanks as candidate for world's best cat

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has got the breath of a Hungarian Horntail.

[Pensive]

The person above me thinks that he can speak fluent Rubber Duckese but he can't actually!

[RobinHood3000]

Quack squeak QUACK quack quack quackedy squeak???

PAM is too lazy to change her avatar.

[Pensive]

The person above me is unable to see the beauty in my avatar.

[shinigami]

The PAM's avatar really is sorta stupid... mine is cute.. there's a difference... I mean.. that bird has got to be tired by now... Stop the animal cruelty!!

[Shakira]

The PAM thinks her avatar is cute . . . nice joke.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is the teacher but what does she teach 'er students? Not spelling, I mean "Dain Bramaged"? :lol:

[Pensive]

The person above me does not know the spellings of the name of HP series author.

[mir]

the PAM DOES know the spelling of said name. : D

[Virgil]

The PAm is into weird animals.

[Pensive]

The person above me would have loved to get the talents from Snape.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM enchants poor animals into constant locomotion.

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks a pizza is for wearing and not for eating. :brow:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM thinks that canneloni is "the Italian disease"

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks that canneloni is "the Italian disease"

:lol:

The PAM walks up to total strangers and asks them to *ahem*
"Go ahead, pull my finger!" ;)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM takes baths . . . . naked. . . . in public fountains.

[kathycf]

The PAM takes baths . . . . naked. . . . in public fountains.

The PAM has a few favorite expressions when viewing such a public bathing spectacle:

Well, what in tarnation? Good gravy! Hooowee doggies!

Then she jumps in as well, to scrub the pizza off her dress... ;)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM has a problem distinguishing imagination from reality. ;)

[Pendragon]

The PAM takes baths . . . . naked. . . . in public fountains.
The PAM is looney enough to suppose people take baths while FULLY CLOTHED? :lol:

[Shakira]

The PAM's favorite television show is Looney Toons.

[Virgil]

The PAM wears binoculars for glasses.

[Shakira]

The PAM wears binoculars for glasses.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dont know what to say Virgil !!!!!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM lacks the capacity for speech.

[Pensive]

The person above me thinks that he can protect each and everything though he can't!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM doesn't think it's worth trying to be a hero.

[Pensive]

The person above me sees everything in green.

[kathycf]

The PAM while wellspoken and clever here on the forum, speaks only in Blackeyed Peas lyrics in her day to day life. Stop the insanity, PAM!
Ex:
Pensive would you like to go shopping? "Let's get it started...Let's get it started in here!"
Pensive, dinner is ready "No no no no, don't funk with my heart!"

[Pendragon]

The PAM is our dear dead undying, which is a little creepy if you think about it... ;)

[kathycf]

One could say that the PAM displays similiar undead traits.... :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is leading a coalition that intends to resurrect MC Hammer's career.

[Virgil]

The PAM enjoys stepping into doody and watching it squish around her shoes.

[Pendragon]

The PAM likes to "Howl at the moon, shoot out the lights, have a small town Saturday Night!" :cool:

[Virgil]

The PAM changes avatars like changing underwear. ;)

[Riesa]

the pam changes avatars like changing underwear, never! (ew) :wave: hiya, Virgil

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM grows their fingernails long, bites off the excess, then eats them.

[papayahed]

The PAM chews on her toenails.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM thinks watching me chew my toenails is great performance art

[papayahed]

The PAM longs to be a Mime!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM failed clown academy.

[kathycf]

The PAM used to wear those jeans called "Toughskins"....(perhaps she still does???)

[Virgil]

the pam changes avatars like changing underwear, never! (ew) :wave: hiya, Virgil
Ouch!! Hi Riesa.

The PAM uses apple juice for gasoline in her car.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM doesn't have a car, he's left getting around by pogo stick.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has been using Mockingbirds for practice targets here lately... :brow:

[papayahed]

The PAM wears socks with their sandals.

[shinigami]

The Pam wears stockings at every waking moment of the day...

[mir]

the PAM gets lost in his stockins and must use them as tents

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM thinks "Muppets In Space" was the pinnacle of cinematography

[Virgil]

The PAM uses plastic cups with string for head phones. She also pushes the string into the jack.

[kathycf]

The PAM insists on shredding his napkins after dinner as they might incriminate him. In what, I don't know...the PAM may or may not be a few sandwiches short of a picnic...


Oooh snap! I got in a 2fer! :banana:
:wave: Hi Virgil!

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's post count suggests she is in urgent need. Perhaps of a brain trainsplant?

[Virgil]

:wave: Hi Virgil!
Hi Kathy. I didn't recognze you there for a second with your new avatar.


The PAM wears knickers to formal affairs.

[papayahed]

The PAM's only friend is a dirty, holy sock puppet.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is an amortized bond, and therefore a long term liability

[kathycf]

Although the PAM is my favorite turniper (albeit the only turniper I know of :brow: ) his little known vice is having an odd fondness for chewing inordinately large wads of bubble gum...


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/gum.gif

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM recently applied to be a member of Hell's Angels. ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM should know, she is the head honcho of the chapter I applied to. :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

Vroom, Vroom!!
The PAM wanted to wear fluffy white angel wings with her black leather jacket and spiked collar.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAPAM obviously underestimates my persuasive tactics regarding avatar
alterations - she ought to notice Shakira was a relatively quick study :D .

The PAM is waiting to finish some other book before she reads East of Eden - booooooo! hisssssss!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM peer pressures people into rereading East of Eden. :)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is too blinded to see that I am trying to direct her down the best path possible. :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM does not realize where that path of notably good intentions leads. :D

[kathycf]

The PAM never wears shoes, preferring to wrap her feet in duct tape instead.


The PAPAM obviously underestimates my persuasive tactics regarding avatar alterations - she ought to notice Shakira was a relatively quick study :D

Heh, I just wanted to put a wee dig in. The Marty Feldman quote is my "real" new signature... ;)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM needs to wear kneepads for protection when she walks.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM does not realize where that path of notably good intentions leads. :D

ooohhhhhhh the PAM is on thin ice!

In order to avoid personal injury, the PAM needs a friend to remind her not to chew gum while she walks, as she has not the cognitive skills to adequately perform both at the same time. :D

[kathycf]

The PAM shouts abusive remarks at pigeons in the park.

[AimusSage]

The PAM gets shouted at in the park.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM wears Spiderman pajamas with footies to bed.

[kathycf]

The PAM cruelly mocks turnipers behind their, um stems. (backs?)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM forgot to dress her avatar before letting her out in public.

[Virgil]

The PAM's backside has developed callouses from horseback riding.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's has not a tooth in his snout! Ever try to gum a bone to get at the marrow? And leader of the pack, with no teeth? It ain't happening! Custom made fangs, we understand, are on backorder. :lol:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM eats banana and mayo sandwiches

[AimusSage]

The PAM is often refered to as 'the one who wears lederhosen and a bavarian hat in the swimmingpool.'

[kathycf]

I thought the lederhosen wearing was the thing the PAM did, along with the beanie propeller style hats the PAM is so fond of.

*edit*
Heehee, I knew I had a propeller beanie smiley somewhere...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/prop2bf.gif

[Pendragon]

For the PAM: Our dear dead undying really should comb the leaves and mold out of her raven locks, they detract from her ethereal beauty. ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Oy, PAM!! 'at's not a proper insult, tha' is.

[Virgil]

The PAM scribbles short stories with his toes holding a crayon.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats paste.

[RobinHood3000]

Yet the PAPAM still likes them.

PAM is flammable. 'Nuff said.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears his shoes on his ears...why I don't really know. Silly PAM!

[Virgil]

The PAM sits on sea turtles for a bit of high speed recklessness.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has enough back hair to tie a pair of sea turtles to his feet.

[kathycf]

the PAM delights in wearing a red rubber clown nose...all the time.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has this morbid taste for things best left undescribed, you know how the dead undying dine...

[Virgil]

The PAM is all blue. Hey, Pen, I love this avatar.

[papayahed]

The PAM throws out the popcorn and only eats the unpopped kernels.

[Virgil]

The PAM's favorite house pet is Corky, the cockroach.

[kathycf]

The PAM keeps his massive dead fly collection organized into "coffins" (those little match boxes) as well as being numbered and dated.

[Pendragon]

The PAM is only an insomniac because her coffin leaks after all these years...

[kathycf]

The PAM wanders around graveyards kicking tombstones in much the same manner as a man shopping for cars will kick tires. Looking for the one that seems just right for his next adventure into the hereafter. ;) :brow: ;)

[papayahed]

The PAM burns all that she attempts to cook.

[RobinHood3000]

As I've mentioned, the PAM simply burns.

[kathycf]

The PAM is the infamous "hook for a hand guy" of urban legend (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/hook.asp) :eek: :eek:
the PAM waves hello...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/hook.jpg

[Virgil]

The PAM wanders through supermarkets looking for tires.

[Pendragon]

The PAM walks on his hands to save shoe leather. ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM has a favorite dance...the Macarena.

"Hey Macarena, ai! "

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM picks her nose and wipes any acquired material on the bottom of her car seat.

[kathycf]

The PAM steals condiment packages from fast food restaurants.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM steals condiment packages from fast food restaurants.

Thats so true :lol: . Hey I'm a poor college bum.

The PAM mixes ketchup obtained from fast food restaurants in water and drinks the concoction as a delicacy.

[kathycf]

The PAM chews on woodshavings in lieu of gum. MMmm, piney fresh!

Thats so true :lol: . Hey I'm a poor college bum.


That's no excuse! :p ;)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM rubs pine scented car deodorants on her body in a feeble attempt to counterbalance the awful stench which emnates from her at every moment.

[kathycf]

The PAM dines on withered decade old carrots and rotten eggs.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM enjoys arranging the letters in her alphabet soup into semi-coherent words/phrases.

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks the Rice Krispies really ARE saying "snap, crackle, pop."

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM mixes her Rice Krispies with water to save on the calories. What an awful practice, PAM! Disgrace to the hallowed routines of morning comestibles!

[Virgil]

The PAM uses candles to read in bed under covers so he can save on eletricity. Every so often he burns a blanket or two and the fire department has to come and put out the fire. Hey, he's a poor college bum.

[Pendragon]

The PAM "marks his territory" in public. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/k015.gif

[AimusSage]

Isn't that only natural? I mean, doesn't everybody?

The PAM secretly wishes he had a territory to mark. :)

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM wears "hammer pants" that they have owned since 1992

[Scheherazade]

Hyacinth Girl sews Hammer pants as Christmas gifts for her near and dear.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM has requested a new pair since she ripped hers attempting to do the running man and the roger rabbit simultaneously.

[Virgil]

The PAM gargles with garlic water to clean her breath. It improves it a bit.

Hey, what are hammer pants?

[papayahed]

The PAM carries a man purse.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's head is stuffed with cotton wool! :wave:

[papayahed]

The PAM carries a man purse that matchs his shoes.

[Scheherazade]

Papaya carries man purses that do not match her shoes! :eek2:

[papayahed]

Scher carries a purse that ays "ziploc" on the side and is made of clear plastic.

[Scheherazade]

Papaya carries a papaya instead of a purse.

[papayahed]

Scher's toes scare little children and small animals.

[Virgil]

The PAM carries a man purse.
:lol: :lol:

The PAM cleans her ears with toothpicks.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM cleans his teeth with Q-tips.

[Virgil]

PAM shot an arrow through his foot.

[kathycf]

Hey, what are hammer pants?
Ha! The PAM doesn't know what Hammer Pants are...No, wait. That is a compliment!!!

The PAM tucks a smelly old cabbage leaf into his shirt pocket, in lieu of a hanky.

*edit*
(Virgil, Hammer pants are these strange looking pants made famous by MC Hammer. They are made of tons and tons of fabric and one could actually jump out of a plane wearing them and not need a parachute.

"Can't touch this!!!!!" "It's Hamma time!!!"

[Pensive]

The person above me rubs the written "Use Me" on Rubbish Buckets and changes it into "Use Me Not."

[Virgil]

The PAM has all sorts of bugs in her feathers.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM was unconscious for the oh-so-brief period that Hammer Pants were popular.

Oh, you also forgot, kathy, they also tended to be bright and reflective. Like space blankets.

[Virgil]

Ha! The PAM doesn't know what Hammer Pants are...No, wait. That is a compliment!!!

The PAM tucks a smelly old cabbage leaf into his shirt pocket, in lieu of a hanky.

*edit*
(Virgil, Hammer pants are these strange looking pants made famous by MC Hammer. They are made of tons and tons of fabric and one could actually jump out of a plane wearing them and not need a parachute.

"Can't touch this!!!!!" "It's Hamma time!!!"
Oh thanks. :lol:

Well, then, the PAM loves to wear his Hammer pants at the beach. He walks through the sand while the ocean breeze blows up the trouser legs into beach ballshapes. The PAM is so proud when he does this.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has fleas and the mange! :wave:

[Virgil]

The PAM has a lizard tail.

[Pensive]

The person above me adore lizards.

[Madhuri]

The PAM loves mangoes.

[AimusSage]

That's not really an insult is it? Mangoes are nice.

The PAM is so poor at insulting people, she ends up complimenting them so severely, they have to take a days rest to recouperate.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM can't navigate his horse through space OR time!

[Pensive]

The person above me falls from her horse now and then and yet she boasts that she is the best rider ever.

[kathycf]

the PAM leaves her fingerprints in all the ripe produce at the grocery store.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM moves all the fruit on the top of the bin away to get at the fruit nearer the bottom when shopping in dingy whole foods markets.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has no time for shopping as he spends all his time watching the weird habits of others. Think about it: They're acting weird and HE'S watching them act weird! Confused yet? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/g020.gif

[Madhuri]

The PAM is forever late at making posts, huh. :rolleyes:

[kathycf]

The PAM is a member of the Ministry of Funny Walks.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM has had some recent facial plastic sugery (lip augmentation?); the poor workmanship and unfortunate effects are impossible to miss.

[Virgil]

The PAM whines to little old ladies that his face has more wrinkles than theirs.

[Virgil]

The PAM is the greatest person to have ever lived. I'm sorry, I just couldn't insult the above great man.

[Madhuri]

The PAM believes in self-praising himself a lot. :brow: What he doesn't know is that actually I am the greatest person to have ever lived :cool: :cool: (silly ignorant people :rolleyes: :rolleyes:)

[AimusSage]

The PAM is the greatest person alive who is riding on a pony towards Mars. It's a good thing she's the only one currently doing so. :D :p

[Madhuri]

Come one, Come all, but only handsome men. ;) I am on this journey towards Mars. :banana: :banana:

The PAM lives in a fantasy world and refuses to come out of it. :D

[AimusSage]

I like it in my fantasy world. :nod:

The PAM is envious of my fantasy world, but doesn't even realise she is living in one of her own. :p

[Madhuri]

Me too !! And I am the one enjoying my fantsay more than anyone else :banana:

I am too cool to be envious :cool:

The PAM is so full of false pride about his fantasy world :p

[AimusSage]

And well I shoud be proud, my kingdom spans the galaxy! :)

The PAM is so cool, she uses it to freeze anyone she doesn't like. :eek:

[Madhuri]

Not really. I freeze them to death *wicked smile*

next is a King who always gets lost and cant find his way out.

[AimusSage]

hey! This is the insult the PAM thread, not the predict who will come after you thread. You are in the wrong one, but it's an insult, so I'll forgive you this time.

The PAM can't keep her threads appart.

[Madhuri]

*sheepish smile* Okay Okay. So I made a mistake.

The PAM likes pointing out mistakes.

[AimusSage]

I do? :)

The PAM's appetite would decimate entire countries if left unchecked. ;) :p :eek:

[Madhuri]

Okay. I'll give you one potato from my share. Dont ask for more now.

The PAM needs to upgrade himself on Earth's and Mars's measurement standards.

[AimusSage]

I do not, I just got the most recent update uploaded to my brain! :p

The PAM would see Martian children starve so she can eat.

[Madhuri]

Good for you.

The PAM makes his guests eat only small martian potatoes, when they want big ones.

[AimusSage]

the PAM is a guest who likes to confuse her host with contradictory statements about wanting low calories, while insisting on a high calorie meal.

[Madhuri]

low calories !!! who said that???? Me !!!! nah........

The PAM is really confused as to what to serve his guests and keeps blaming them for it. huh............

[AimusSage]

the PAM is suspected of grand theft Potato!

[Madhuri]

The PAM is a suspicious person................

[AimusSage]

Any one would become suspicious when they have the PAM as a guest. :nod:

[Madhuri]

Is that so??? I wont be your guest then.

The PAM doesnt seem to like guests.

[AimusSage]

The PAM makes many mistakes, now she thinks suspicion of a guest prevents liking a guest. How silly.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is now confusing his guest betwen suspicion and liking. :rolleyes:

[AimusSage]

Maybe the suspicious nature of the PAM is what is likable. :D

The PAM is so easily confused, she often mistakes herself for a Martian potato, even though it looks nothing like her.

[Madhuri]

Thanks !!!! :D :D

The PAM compares fantasy with reality (not a fair comparison) Potato and Madhuri (Gosh...)

[AimusSage]

Is the PAM reality or fantasy in the above statement? I know Potatoes are a reality, so the PAM must be a fantasy. :goof:

[Madhuri]

I am the reality living in a fantasy world.

The PAM needs to brush up his interpretation skills..............

[AimusSage]

The PAM's reality is as much a fantasy as any other fantasy world. :eek:

[Madhuri]

The PAM seems to prefer fantasy over reality. Oh, what a choice :rolleyes:

[AimusSage]

I wonder what the PAM prefers? I'm sure she can make up her mind sometime in the next 100 years :p

[Madhuri]

I would prefer reality with occasional fantasy (to add up the spice). I could decide in a jiffy you see.

The PAM has this wrong notion that people take 100 yrs to decide upon something. pffftttt........

[AimusSage]

No, it was just the PAM that I thought would take 100 years to decide. :p

The PAM occasionally has disturbing fantasies. :D

[Madhuri]

See you had a wrong notion, isn't it? I decided in a fraction of a second. :p

Oh PAM, please come out into the real world.

[AimusSage]

I'm in the real world! I can exist in multiple worlds simultaneously.

The PAM thoughts are just so three dimensional.

[Madhuri]

I am capable of efficient multi tasking.

The PAM though has difficulty deciding which world he currently is in. ( I cant always help you PAM)

[AimusSage]

Puh! I don't need your help in deciding which world I'm in. :D

the PAM isn't actually in any world at all, caught in between when she sneezed so loud it broke the fabric of space and time.

[Pendragon]

The PAM's turnip fascination borders on outright insanity! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/repa.gif

[Shakira]

The PAM just loves turnips.

[Pendragon]

The PAM enjoys correcting my spelling mistakes! (PS. Actually, I do like turnips in stew, not raw ;) )

[literaturerocks]

the pam certainly is not a dragon.

[kathycf]

The PAM creates "art" out of Spam cans, cotton balls and old pieces of twine.

[AimusSage]

On that notion, the PAM is a real piece of art. :D

[kathycf]

The PAM claims to love turnips, but I suspect that is to cover up his true love of okra....

[AimusSage]

Nah, Okra will never replace turnips.

The PAM likes to spread lies about me. Okra, sheesh, I think you are projecting. :p

[kathycf]

The PAM is in denial about his love of okra. :brow:

[AimusSage]

the PAM likes to imply love where there is none, Okra is nothing special.

[kathycf]

The PAM wears plaid pants and paisley shirts, all wrapped up with a pair of shiny metallic suspenders and mismatched socks.

[AimusSage]

:eek2: I better start checking myself in the mirror before I go out in the morning.

The PAM is very fond of the emperors new clothes, and wears them all the time.

[kathycf]

The PAM thinks his "birthday suit" is formal wear. It is a suit, right? ;)

[AimusSage]

And a very prety suit at that! :p

The PAM's formal wear consists of baggy trousers and a torn shirt with 'I'm with stupid' on the front together with an arrow pointing upward. :D

[kathycf]

And a very prety suit at that! :p

The PAM's formal wear consists of baggy trousers and a torn shirt with 'I'm with stupid' on the front together with an arrow pointing upward. :D

:lol: :lol:

The PAM has a laugh like PeeWee Herman's.

[AimusSage]

I don't even know who Peewee Herman is.

The PAM likes to shake hands, every times she does so, she takes a picture with her feet, and frames it.

[kathycf]

Oh good grief, the PAM is not familiar with US children's shows from 10 odd years ago! Wait, I think that is a compliment. Umm...
The PAM raids spider's nests for snacks.

this is PeeWee:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/peewee.gif

[AimusSage]

Spider nests? Ewww, spiders :eek2:

The PAM is a spider lady, one of those deadly ones.

[kathycf]

Gasp! The PAM fails to realize what a useful creature the spider is. The PAM is a spider-ist!!

[AimusSage]

useful or no, they will not getting anywhere near my bedroom and survive.

The PAM is strangely fond of spiders. :eek:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is so hard and unfeeling that he no longer cries when slicing, dicing, or otherwise unfairly manipulating turnips.

[Pensive]

The person above me's biggest fear is being called "little mama's boy"

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM's biggest fear is being called 'little mama'.

[Pendragon]

The PAM fears everything! :nod:

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM is afraid of bunnies.

[kathycf]

The PAM tosses chocolate syrup and gravy on the wall and thinks that makes her Jackson Pollock (http://www.jasonvoos.com/jpol.html)

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM doesn't stretch before doing her inclined bench presses.

[Pendragon]

The PAM insistantly forces me to insult him and compliment him at the same time! Tell me, is that fair? :brow: :lol:

[Madhuri]

The PAM cant decide what to do, Compliment or Insult. You cant have two viewpoints for the same person.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM hasn't seen 'When a Man Loves A Woman'.

[Madhuri]

No. Is that a movie??

The PAM expects a person should know everything. Tell me, is that fair :D :lol:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM judges my posts without considering the full range of possibilities. :D

(yes it's a movie)

[Madhuri]

What is the story????

The PAM without providing the full range of possibilities expects people to consider the entire range. :confused:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is engaging in a most Sisyphean activity. ;)

[Madhuri]

The PAM gets annoyed at absolutely nothing...he he he ...:D

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is wasting their time on me instead of doing constructive things. :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM wears stripes with polkadots

[AimusSage]

The PAM is all flowery and stuff.

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM was banned for life by the Soup Nazi

[Pendragon]

The PAM was found growing in a pot somewhere! :lol:

[AimusSage]

The PAM is sheer folly in a tin can. the cans are great for parties, and are sold at a wallmart near you, today!

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM knows this because they stock shelves at Wal-Mart

[AimusSage]

No, they have camels that do that! with three humps, a special bread. Maybe created by the martians.

Anyway. The PAM attracts all kinds of insects. :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

The PAM EATS insects. :D

[AimusSage]

The PAM is Thulsa Doom's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thulsa_Doom_%28Character%29) cousin

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM wastes his time providing links in his posts.

[AimusSage]

The PAM likes to point out people waisting their precious time.

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM likes to waste his precious time pointing out the failures in my logic.

[AimusSage]

The PAM gets all pointy fingered from all the pointing he does.

[Pendragon]

The PAM gives giant turnips as birthday gifts since he's too cheap to actually shop! :lol:

[AimusSage]

What, have you any idea how much care goes into such a wonderful turnip, not to mention time!

The PAM thinks growing beautiful turnips is easy.

[Scheherazade]

Aimus steals turnips from unsuspecting gardeners as a pastime.

[AimusSage]

The PAM doesn't have proper turnips in her garden!

[Madhuri]

The PAM is obsessed with turnips. What is so nice about them???

[AimusSage]

That's a compliment silly! :) I just can't imagine living without turnips, they are the best thing in the universe.

The PAM isn't obsessed with turnips (HA take that! ;))