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papayahed
05-26-2006, 04:46 PM
The PAM goes to the library and sings showtunes very loudly.
I do that!
The PAM is probably a Red Sox fan.
AimusSage
05-26-2006, 04:54 PM
The PAM is a very strong supporter of the red sox, in fact, all she ever does is wear red socks! :D
shinigami
05-26-2006, 05:03 PM
The PAM's avatar is giving me delusions... horizontal tadpole!!! Oh.. by the way.. for reference sake, coz' I'm bloody lazy [at 5 in the morning]... I am a SHE!!!
papayahed
05-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Sorry Shini.
The PAM collects belly button lint.
shinigami
05-26-2006, 05:11 PM
The PAM is a collection of belly button lint... She eats it, breathes it, IS it... can't take a bath now.. can you.. You'll melt!!! [I want a coke & jack]
Mililalil XXIV
05-26-2006, 05:31 PM
The PAM is someone I most love to hate hating to love, and that's on a bad day.
(I flinch so hard at insulting the Shinster, that I just can't go through with it - so I'll step kindly over you and say, "Good day, Tiny Tot!" You could probably fit into Grover's baseball glove, where you sleep.)
papayahed
05-26-2006, 05:35 PM
The PAM is a powder puff.
kathycf
05-26-2006, 05:38 PM
The PAM says "Ni" to old ladies.
The PAM is probably a Red Sox fan
I think you mistook this for the compliment Kathy thread :p ;) . Seriously, though, I am not really into sports. :)
shinigami
05-26-2006, 05:43 PM
The PAM is an ally of belly-button lint.. You must be... EARWAX!!! [laughs]
Mililalil XXIV
05-26-2006, 09:16 PM
The PAM is the champion of all little people, and queen of the aunts.
Pendragon
05-26-2006, 09:21 PM
The PAM has been dead so long he rattles when he walks "With a click and a clack and a chatter and a chack" (not my poetry, a more famous poet whose name I disremember at the moment, but his first name is Jack.) :lol:
Mililalil XXIV
05-26-2006, 09:24 PM
If the PAM can't remember the dead in the land of the living, then what does he think I just said? (Is that a good insult or what? The PAPAPAM taught me everything I know about knowing nothing about insulting others.)
RobinHood3000
05-26-2006, 09:26 PM
PAM enjoys killing people off far too much.
Pendragon
05-26-2006, 09:28 PM
It is the PAMAPAM with the memory problem. I can remember the dead in the land of the living, the poet happens to still be alive.
Mililalil XXIV
05-26-2006, 09:29 PM
The PAM's last straw was his first. He's gone back to his baby bottle for drinking beverages.
kathycf
05-26-2006, 10:59 PM
The PAM has duck feet. The PAM can never find shoes that fit. Poor PAM.
Nightshade
05-27-2006, 03:15 AM
PAMAPAM ??
Person above me above person above me????
PAM is a closet mcfly fan.
kathycf
05-27-2006, 03:43 AM
The PAM is utterly mistaken, not to mention the fact that she keeps a limburger cheese collection in her sock drawer.
Mililalil XXIV
05-27-2006, 08:39 PM
The PAM raids the PAPAM's limburger cheese collection! Ooh!
kathycf
05-27-2006, 08:44 PM
Ohh, snap! ;)
this particular PAM not only sings showtunes in the library, he wears a tophat and dances with a cane as well. :p
Mililalil XXIV
05-28-2006, 02:42 AM
This PAM walks around the park with a metal detector, wearing plastic jewelry.
kathycf
05-28-2006, 03:48 AM
This PAM walks around the park with a metal detector, wearing plastic jewelry.
LOL, that describes me, alright! I couldn't resist jumping in after reading that. ;)
The PAM eats Spam and crackers in bed.
Pendragon
05-28-2006, 12:10 PM
The PAM disrespects Dragons! I tell you, I don't get no respect, no respect at all! I'm flying cross Manhatten, right. Some wise guy cop, stops me and says, "Heyya, bud. Where's da fire?" I'm a Dragon for pity's sake! No respect! ;) :lol: :lol:
AimusSage
05-28-2006, 12:31 PM
Due to the high gas prices, the PAM's dragon fire is only good for roasting turnip's. :)
*holds up a few turnips* Hey Pen, show me some of your dragon fire! :p
kathycf
05-28-2006, 03:08 PM
The PAM has an odd and somehow fascinating fixation with root vegetables... :p
the PAM really secretly loves turnips!
kathycf
05-28-2006, 09:03 PM
Nuh uh! This PAM does! :P
shinigami
05-29-2006, 04:33 AM
Hm.. The PAM DOES have a rather fond fascination of turnips, no point in denying it... and I suppose that the Turnip fumes are the cause of your insomnia...
AimusSage
05-29-2006, 01:30 PM
The PAM's so small, she couldn't eat a turnip if she wanted too! :p
ShoutGrace
05-29-2006, 01:51 PM
The PAM is a turnip addicted Steve Buschemi look alike!
kathycf
05-29-2006, 05:55 PM
Steve Buscemi, eh?
This PAM bears an uncanny resemblence to Ed Grimley.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/grimley.jpg
Don't worry about it, it could be worse...
Kathy------>http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/fugly.jpg
Pendragon
05-29-2006, 05:59 PM
The PAM is a ghost at the moment.....ohhhhhhhhh.......
shinigami
05-30-2006, 06:59 AM
Ew... this is getting really sick... Yuck!!!
Um.. The PAM has super sensitive sight, he can see ghosts but prefers to see through the drawers of women.. Like an invisible panty-raid...
smilingtearz
05-30-2006, 07:13 AM
the PAM's tiny.. tiny people can't do much...
*~swearing~ i'll never try insulting anyone again!!.. *
Pendragon
05-30-2006, 08:06 AM
Ew... this is getting really sick... Yuck!!!
Um.. The PAM has super sensitive sight, he can see ghosts but prefers to see through the drawers of women.. Like an invisible panty-raid...
Remind me to stay off this thread...
Shini, little one, I'm a minister, not a pervert.
shinigami
05-30-2006, 08:11 AM
The yuck was reserved for kathy.. Man! that's at least a bit disturbing...
And I like this thread a lot.. insulting people is fun....
Um.. The PAM is a minister to dragons... No burning of bibles...
kathycf
05-30-2006, 11:19 AM
The PAM has slippers that look just like Bozo the Clown shoes.
*edit* sorry...
AimusSage
05-30-2006, 12:11 PM
The PAM is a psycho killer in disguise, and she has a cellar filled with murdered turnips! :eek2:
*quickly hides from the PAM*
kathycf
05-30-2006, 12:20 PM
The PAM has a pet earwig named Murray. ;)
Regarding my earlier "Ed Grimley" post, I am sorry that the pictures included were deemed offensive. It was not my intent. I always thought the Ed sketches on SNL were funny and silly. It was my understanding that the "insults" were supposed to be so extremely far-fetched thus making them a farce. That was my only intention.
*edit* ok, I see they are back. /me is confused...
Pendragon
05-30-2006, 03:19 PM
It is good that the PAM is from Massachusetts, seeing as how it is considered to be one of the most haunted states in the Union, a ghost will be at home there! She dances under the hanging tree in Salem.
PS. I apologize myself for getting upset at Shini. She had no way of knowing. If we are going to have this thread I guess we will have to grow a little thicker skin! :lol: :nod: :wave: Hi, Shini, Kathy, and all! :)
RJbibliophil
05-30-2006, 03:31 PM
The PAM is a dragon in disguise :brow: ready to devour the pretty princesses, :brow: (in other words, don't let him know you are pretty.)
AimusSage
05-30-2006, 03:36 PM
Wow, the PAPAM sure has a lousy disguise!
ahem, the PAM is often caught eating guinea pigs in public, alive and well! :eek:
kathycf
05-30-2006, 06:09 PM
The PAM says mean things about turnips behind their backs, er tops, er stems...Whatever they have! hi Pen, and all PAM.
Mililalil XXIV
05-31-2006, 01:43 AM
The PAM makes all the fine art she stole from museums into jig-saw puzzle coasters to place by her backgammon board on a coffee table beneath the patio lanterns on the sundeck.
shinigami
05-31-2006, 06:38 AM
Nice one Mil...
Um... Hey! What's with you kath? That is a really unhealthy fascination of turnips...
Um.. The PAM is a great guy... [can't insult you!!]
the PAM is vertically and horizontally challenged. and in any other random invisible made-up directions i'm not going to explain about for fear of being considered mad. (WHO'S MAD NOW? HAHAHAHAHA!) ehem.
AimusSage
05-31-2006, 10:20 AM
Tha PAM crashed into the earth 5 years ago, and his remains are scattered all over the pacific ocean.
HER! and it's the Atlantic, thank you!
the PAM is an enormous extraterrestrial frog
AimusSage
05-31-2006, 11:46 AM
from now on I correctly address the PAM as a female of the species. :)
The MIR spacestation fell into the pacific, pieces of it anyway. Sorry if I confused you with the spacestation. :p
oh . . . i thought you were talking about me. we won't mention any alien spaceships conveniently hidden at the bottom of the i didn't say anything forget that last sentance. : )
the PAM knows too much history and geography for his own good. (bum bum bum . . . )
Mililalil XXIV
05-31-2006, 06:08 PM
The PAM is vertically and horizontally a taco - a parsnip flavored taco to talk to her!
Hello Mir Dir.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 12:46 AM
hehehe...
I'll have you know I'm tall for my age... and neither skinny like a stick nor fat... humph!
Um.. The PAM is Mil... enuf said!
rabid reader
06-01-2006, 12:54 AM
PAM is unhappy? is that an isult maybe, unable to make me smile... ah yes tactful
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 01:46 AM
The PAM has a muddled tongue and an ugly tie.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 01:51 AM
You've got that right!! The PAM is nice with a sharp tongue but sensitive in his own... In normal conversations, people say I have a sharp tongue too... I prefer venom-tipped actually.. or icy... hehehe...
cuppajoe_9
06-01-2006, 01:52 AM
Pam is a substantially subpar frying pan lubricant.
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 01:53 AM
The last person on the page before the PAM is a suspenders-snapper, an ankle-biter, and a nice dear.
The PAM is a suspenders-wearer, an ankle-biter, and a what-have-you on short demand.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 01:58 AM
Ouch.. that bites....
The PAPAM is mean and what's with the ear???
The PAM however mistakes me from an ankle-biter.. I bite hands actually...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:00 AM
The PAM bites paint chips.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:03 AM
The PAM bites his toenails...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:05 AM
OH, that hurts...right here {I draw a circle around my heart}.
The PAM is grounded till she is 45!
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:08 AM
WaAh!!! You're mean PAM... Now I'm grounded... no fair... [whimpers and cries]
hahahhahahahhaha
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:13 AM
The PAM has just manipulated me to reduce her sentence to a minimum grounding of 14 years! What a case of getting off way too easily!
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:19 AM
14 years???!!!??? WaAh!!! Mil is STILL mean... Bad Mil!!!
The PAM thinks he's my mother...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:22 AM
The PAM must be mean to her mother if she gives her the same lip she gives me!
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:25 AM
Ouch! that hurts...
The PAM reminds me now of the kid I punched in second grade because he ate my lunch...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:27 AM
The PAM punches her friends for saying hi to her without paying her their lunch money.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:31 AM
That was uncalled for...
The PAM was the schoolyard snitch to the principal... Rat!!!
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:33 AM
The PAM wants nothing more than to be the principal before she's old enough for college.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:39 AM
That's not true.... PAM is a liar!!
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:42 AM
The PAM is trying to set me up for detention with false accusations.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:46 AM
The PAM lives IN detention...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:47 AM
The PAM is in major denial.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 02:52 AM
The PAM is the Nile...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:59 AM
The PAM lives in a birdhouse and eats bird seed.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 03:08 AM
The Pam lives in the batcave and pays batman rent by means of guano...
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 03:10 AM
The PAM stares at herself in the mirror, eating icecream and ketchup.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 03:19 AM
And the PAM would know this because??? [I'm Batman's Girlfriend!!!]
"meow"
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 03:20 AM
The PAM wishes.
TBtheG
06-01-2006, 08:59 AM
The PAM collects umbilical chords
Pendragon
06-01-2006, 09:09 AM
The PAM uses the initials of a very contagious, very fatal disease, TB or tuberculosis. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/traurig/d020.gif
papayahed
06-01-2006, 09:53 AM
the PM has a collection of paper clips.
Virgil
06-01-2006, 10:08 AM
The PAM sticks paper clips in her nose in front of her boss.
papayahed
06-01-2006, 10:13 AM
Apparently the PAM is a peeping Tom to know that!!
shinigami
06-01-2006, 10:21 AM
The PAM has delusions caused by the paperclips that are lodged so far up his/her [I forgot, so sue me..] furry head it reached the brain...
I saw the X-rays...
Virgil
06-01-2006, 10:23 AM
The PAM has the shortest avatar on lit net.
shinigami
06-01-2006, 10:33 AM
That isn't an insult... I don't care... Your avatar however is very misleading.. One might think you are a young, handsome playboy... hehehe
kathycf
06-01-2006, 01:52 PM
Um... Hey! What's with you kath? That is a really unhealthy fascination of turnips...
Er, ask AimusSage, he started it and it's all his fault. :brow:
The PAM fries eggs on the sidewalk in summer.
One might think you are a young, handsome playboy...
Um, how do you know he isn't?!?
AimusSage
06-01-2006, 02:01 PM
The PAM is a scrambled egg prepared in turnip oil :)
papayahed
06-01-2006, 02:33 PM
The PAM is just scrambled.
Mililalil XXIV
06-01-2006, 02:40 PM
The PAM still has an umbilical chord.
kathycf
06-01-2006, 06:16 PM
the PAM is the ringmaster in a flea circus.
the PAM is a turnip lover, while we all KNOW that it's banananas that are destined to take over the world. what other fruit has a name you can't stop spelling?
Pendragon
06-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Considering the PAM's sign-on names, we expected him or her to be floating by in outer space... ET phone home... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/bigcheek.gif
kathycf
06-01-2006, 07:38 PM
The PAM says "oggityboggityboo" to babies, and in fact steals the candy from them.
The PAPAM says that, but she really mocks the bananas, as she walks by them in the supermarket. Tis a mean and hurtful banana mocking, too. ;)
Don't worry, little bananas, Kathy is here...
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
(Oh, gosh, now everyone is gonna say I have banana obsession. What have I done???!! And the turnip thing is all Aim's doing. For real! ) :lol:
rigggght . . . . AIM's idea.
bananana obsession is mine! i am their yellow interpreter! (care to join me, papayahed? : )
the PAM mocks all variety of nutritious foods. (the things we could mention about avacados . . . do not worry, Kathy, your secret is safe with me.)
kathycf
06-01-2006, 07:45 PM
rigggght . . . . AIM's idea.
bananana obsession is mine! i am their yellow interpreter! (care to join me, papayahed? : )
the PAM mocks all variety of nutritious foods. (the things we could mention about avacados . . . do not worry, Kathy, your secret is safe with me.)
The PAM cannot keep that particular secret, since she just blabbed it out! The PAM is a blabber of avocado secrets...as if I had any secrets from my avocados. Sheesh!
yes, but i didn't say WHAT about avacados . . . hmmm . . .
Mililalil XXIV
06-02-2006, 04:04 AM
The PAM gets on this thread and goes banananies over nothing!
smilingtearz
06-02-2006, 04:09 AM
the PAM.. oh no he's the PAM!!
Mililalil XXIV
06-02-2006, 04:10 AM
And then there's the PAM! Blech!
smilingtearz
06-02-2006, 04:12 AM
:sick: can't i have some other PAM??
Mililalil XXIV
06-02-2006, 04:31 AM
Who's asking whom? Turn that thing around and take what's coming. Yeah, place the accusation squarely on yourself, and repeat, "I am only a rookie!"
shinigami
06-02-2006, 07:16 AM
This is going nowhere... and I'm sick of fruits already... bleh!
The PAM knows little about little and much of nothing...
the PAM knows much about little and little of something . . .
shinigami
06-02-2006, 07:48 AM
The PAM is nothing but an AI from outerspace...
the PAM loves AIs from outerspace . . .
AimusSage
06-02-2006, 08:00 AM
The PAM's subroutines are clearly malfunctioning :p
papayahed
06-02-2006, 12:18 PM
The PAM is gassy.
smilingtearz
06-02-2006, 12:33 PM
to the PAM
nothing's right in your left brain
and nothing's left in your right brain..
hey papaya :wave: :D
kathycf
06-02-2006, 12:47 PM
The PAM is extremely frugal, she doesn't even pay attention! :P
smilingtearz
06-02-2006, 12:48 PM
the PAM rarely thinks before she speaks :p..
hi kathy..
kathycf
06-02-2006, 12:52 PM
The PAM stubbornly and deliberately wears mismatched socks.
Hi Eva :)
papayahed
06-02-2006, 01:04 PM
The PAM has hairy elbows
Hi Eva, Kathy
AimusSage
06-02-2006, 02:26 PM
The PAM has sharp pointy elbows that she uses to get ahead in a queue, this causes security to throw her out of any big event she tries to enter.
Pendragon
06-02-2006, 03:21 PM
The PAM is green because he eats turnip greens, evidently, he seems obsessed or maybe possessed by the vegetable! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/repa.gif
Virgil
06-02-2006, 03:43 PM
The PAM has smoke up is nose.
Pendragon
06-02-2006, 03:55 PM
The PAM is correct, all Dragons do, but we wish to point out that it is the wolf that is running away.... ;)
Virgil
06-02-2006, 03:57 PM
:lol: Well, we're not stupid when it comes to fire breathing creatures.
Pendragon
06-02-2006, 04:00 PM
Yes, but nobody said anything about the Dragon breathing fire in your direction, mon ami.... ;)
Virgil
06-02-2006, 04:06 PM
Thanks buddy. I hope you've been feeling better.
Pendragon
06-02-2006, 06:54 PM
Yeah, I will survive, by the grace of God, Virgil, my good friend. I appreciate your concern. AFA. :wave: :angel:
shinigami
06-03-2006, 03:07 AM
Ah.. that's sweet...
The PAM is friend's with animals... [not that that's bad..]
Pendragon
06-03-2006, 10:17 AM
The PAM, The Godess of Death and Destruction, has a soft heart hidden in there :wave: Hi, Shini
AimusSage
06-03-2006, 10:32 AM
The PAM is a dragon that uses turnips to create a poisonous breath, when he breathes fire, if it isn't fire that kills you, it'll be the fumes :p :D
don't forget the garlic . . .
the PAM is a frog/butterfly cross who lives in cupboards and eats unwary dustmice.
sHaRp12
06-03-2006, 05:34 PM
the PAM enjoys reading Terry Pratchett.
kathycf
06-03-2006, 05:35 PM
Yipes the PAM snuck in on my insulting mir post. Either I am too slow or the PAM is a speedy poster! Perhaps the PAM is also a toenail afficianado...
-----
Hello there,mir! how can one insult such a nice person? Should I attempt an insult or let her escape unscathed? Nah, insult I must!
the PAPAM has a numbered and dated toenail clipping collection.
Virgil
06-03-2006, 06:52 PM
The PAM has six fingers on each hand and four toes on each foot.
Virgil
06-03-2006, 07:47 PM
The PAM s an arrogant jerk.
the PAM and the PAPAM are involved in the PAPAPAM's toenail clipping smuggling ring.
hi kathy!
kathycf
06-03-2006, 11:53 PM
:wave: Heya!
The PAM is the secret head of the toenail clipping ring, in addition to being a ringeader of the bananas. Oops, cats out of the bag now, mir! :brow:
I disagree with the papam remark re: arrogant jerk. The PAPAM seems nice to me, although one would argue that he has dishpan hands.
shinigami
06-04-2006, 06:53 AM
hm...
the PAM is a genetically modified organism.. She has a turnip gene.. and since she's now older, she is attracted to the male turnips...
*thinks of a thought that was not meant to be thought* Eww.....
smilingtearz
06-04-2006, 06:57 AM
the PAM's mind breeds questionably bad thoughts..
hi Shin.. :)
Virgil
06-04-2006, 09:06 AM
The PAM has one eye and is a daughter of the cyclops.
kathycf
06-04-2006, 03:16 PM
The PAM thinks rubber gloves are the height of fashion. Perhaps to hide his dishpan hands?
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/glove.jpg
Look, they are waving at all of you! ;)
AimusSage
06-04-2006, 03:56 PM
The PAM forces her turnips to wear rubber gloves.
papayahed
06-04-2006, 04:26 PM
The PAM wears gloves on his feet.
Virgil
06-04-2006, 05:18 PM
The PAM has hairy toes and boils on her face.
RobinHood3000
06-04-2006, 06:05 PM
PAM finds himself strangely attracted to hairy toes.
the PAM knows that hairy toes are the height of fashion and critiques them to cover up his own lack of handsome hairiness. : p
kathycf
06-05-2006, 01:17 AM
The PAM has the hairiest elbows in all of Pennsylvania. ;)
Pendragon
06-05-2006, 08:13 AM
The PAM has a dungeon in her castle. What horrors does it conceal? :brow:
papayahed
06-05-2006, 01:36 PM
The PAM likes cold soup and stale bread.
The PAM is a coldsoup-o-phobe :p
papayahed
06-05-2006, 01:50 PM
The PAM eats nothing but Gazpacho. (hmmm.. is that a bad thing?)
No idea what that is, looks like a soup though? :p
The PAM has a looot of c*ckroaches in her kitchen :p
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 01:54 PM
The PAM would love to go into the PAPAM's kitchen, her dinner lives there! :p
The PAM can't keep a secret :p
kathycf
06-05-2006, 01:57 PM
The PAM has a pet roach, aptly named "Roachie".
Not a pet, Roachie is a snack ;)
The PAM can't tell the difference between a pet and a snack :p
papayahed
06-05-2006, 02:00 PM
The PAM has Chesse and Crackers for a pet.
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 02:10 PM
The PAM is one of the PAPAM's pets :D I'm not telling which one :)
kathycf
06-05-2006, 02:46 PM
The PAM wears silly hats to the grocery store.
Hi Aimus!
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 02:51 PM
The PAM is a silly hat laughed at in a grocery store!
heya Kathy! :wave:
papayahed
06-05-2006, 04:04 PM
The PAM likes to pick his nose.
the PAM is a furry blue creature who lives in Jay's kitchen and steals all her cheese.
kathycf
06-05-2006, 07:30 PM
The PAM pokes people and then pretends she didn't. ;)
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 07:38 PM
The PAM is the head of a secret turnip worshipping cult :eek2:
kathycf
06-05-2006, 07:59 PM
The PAM is my right hand man in said cult...
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 08:00 PM
I AM NOT!
The PAM likes to spread lies about me.
kathycf
06-05-2006, 08:03 PM
Are too! The PAM disrespects broccoli.
AimusSage
06-05-2006, 08:07 PM
I sure do disrespect that vegetable, it is pure evil!
The PAM is the evil veggie godess and her chosen avatar is broccolli!
kathycf
06-05-2006, 11:17 PM
Gosh, are you saying this is me? ;)
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/broccoli.jpg
Despite his turnip obsession, the PAM actually has a cabbage head!
The real Aimus? http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/cabbagehead.jpg
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 12:06 AM
PAM seems quite willing to release personal information about our members. It would seem poor Aimus confide in PAM his hedious condition on ly for her to release photos for the world to see... PAM seems very untrust worthy
Mililalil XXIV
06-06-2006, 12:18 AM
I wonder what the PAM has to hide?
well, we already know the PAM has plenty of secrets . . . we could mention certain raisin-related activities . .. .whcih will not be disclosed . . . depending on how many state secrets the PAM has to offer as bribes . . . : P
Pendragon
06-06-2006, 08:59 AM
Did anyone else catch how casually the PAM dropped the words "State Secrets?" Coincidence that the PAM is called "Mir"? I think not.... :brow:
papayahed
06-06-2006, 11:52 AM
The PAM may be a conspiracy theorist.. and he is currently being watched.
kathycf
06-06-2006, 03:40 PM
The PAM lassos tumbleweeds in her spare time.
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Pam Eats Babies
AimusSage
06-06-2006, 04:00 PM
Pam is a genetically mutated baby with turnips for ears.
kathycf
06-06-2006, 04:02 PM
The PAPAM eats old shoes, generously provided by ol' turnip head, er, I mean the PAM.
AimusSage
06-06-2006, 04:05 PM
The PAM, seemingly innocent, is a turnip eating psycho killer with poisonous breath :eek:
kathycf
06-06-2006, 04:09 PM
The PAM should remember that old saying, "it takes one to know one".... :goof:
AimusSage
06-06-2006, 04:15 PM
The PAM is an old saying and it goes like this: 'It takes a lot of turnips to eat guinea pigs'
kathycf
06-06-2006, 04:21 PM
The PAM wears clothing made from the hides of turnips... :eek:
AimusSage
06-06-2006, 04:23 PM
The PAM wishes she had such nice clothing, unfortunately for her, she is forced to walk the streets naked! :eek2:
the PAM is a turnip himself and so has clothes built in.
AimusSage
06-06-2006, 04:31 PM
If it isn't the resident spacestation. The PAM's modules suffer from old age.
sHaRp12
06-06-2006, 05:01 PM
The PAM's avatar reminds me of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
kathycf
06-06-2006, 05:22 PM
The PAM dresses up as the Grim Reaper and strolls around retirement communities, grinning at the old folks.
The PAM wishes she had such nice clothing, unfortunately for her, she is forced to walk the streets naked! :eek2:
Don't you mean that is unfortunate for everyone else? :p :lol:
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 06:02 PM
PAM Has bad breathe (sorry I am really bad at insults)
papayahed
06-06-2006, 06:03 PM
The PAM is rabid.
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 06:05 PM
PAM has an unbeleivable ability to point out the obivious
papayahed
06-06-2006, 06:21 PM
The PAM only eats hotdog buns.
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 06:23 PM
:p PAM is a poppy-pants, or at leasts thats what Susan said
Pendragon
06-06-2006, 08:40 PM
The PAM missed his/her last rabies shot! :rage:
RJbibliophil
06-06-2006, 08:53 PM
The PAM is really ugly
Virgil
06-06-2006, 08:53 PM
PAM licks her fingers after making mud pies.
RJbibliophil
06-06-2006, 08:57 PM
The PAM is a wild, crazy wolf
rabid reader
06-06-2006, 09:02 PM
PAM needs a butterfly net
the PAM actually admits his vegetableness in his quote . . . you're walking on thin bananpeels here, RR . . . (don't feel like typing out your name . . . *laziness* even though typing all that was probably longer . . . : )
kathycf
06-07-2006, 12:28 AM
The PAM is a lazy typist !! tsk, tsk.
Hi mir!!! :wave:
the PAM gets somebody to type for her! tsk tsk!
hi Kathy!
sHaRp12
06-07-2006, 01:35 PM
the person above me falls off tall objects.
RobinHood3000
06-07-2006, 03:43 PM
PAM runs into stationary objects.
papayahed
06-07-2006, 06:45 PM
:lol: PAM IS a stationary object.
kathycf
06-07-2006, 08:30 PM
The PAM dances like a frog....
Virgil
06-07-2006, 08:34 PM
The PAM picks her nose at the dinner table.
papayahed
06-07-2006, 08:37 PM
The PAM uses the cloth napkins to blow his nose at the dinner table
Virgil
06-07-2006, 08:40 PM
The PAM uses the cloth napkins to blow his nose at the dinner table
:confused: Doesn't everyone?
The PAM makes fart noises with her hand and underarm as a call to let everyone know that dinner is ready.
papayahed
06-07-2006, 08:45 PM
The PAM doesn't use utensils when eating dinner. :lol:
kathycf
06-07-2006, 08:48 PM
The PAM yodels at the dinner table! yodelay hee ho!
Virgil
06-07-2006, 08:56 PM
Both the PAM and PAPAM are a bunch of harpies.
papayahed
06-07-2006, 09:00 PM
The PAM is a neanderthal. :D
(Hey Virgie, remember when you were having a hard time insulting people? You're coming along nicely... :lol: :p )
Virgil
06-07-2006, 09:27 PM
The PAM is a neanderthal. :D
(Hey Virgie, remember when you were having a hard time insulting people? You're coming along nicely... :lol: :p )
I guess so. :D
The PAM is too nice to insult this time. But wait for next tme. :nod:
Mililalil XXIV
06-07-2006, 09:30 PM
Ah! The excellent Virgil. (He can dish it out, but he rubs his arm if you even mention the niceness needle!)
kathycf
06-07-2006, 09:42 PM
Mil, another nice guy! Nonetheless, being a harpy, ;) :brow: I shall endeavor to insult, for insult I must...
The PAM kicks other people's tires in a particularly rude manner.
Mililalil XXIV
06-07-2006, 09:43 PM
The PAM siphon's gas from the gas station!
sHaRp12
06-07-2006, 09:53 PM
Im not sure the PAM is honest with his name.
kathycf
06-07-2006, 09:53 PM
The PAM is much too frugal, he doesn't even "pay" attention!
i don't even know what the PAPAM's name means. so the PAM must be a STALKER!! (of bananas.)
the PAM also has a multiple personality named bob who comes out at night and terrorizes squirrels. hey, how's that going?
oops . . . that was for Sharp . . . but Kathy, i can insult you too if you want!
Mililalil XXIV
06-07-2006, 10:05 PM
We all can appreciate a mere insultation of Mir! (I mean, consultation with Mir!)
kathycf
06-07-2006, 10:09 PM
The PAM and the PAPAM wear matching galoshes and walk around town wearing them. In blazing 90 degree heat.
but Kathy, i can insult you too if you want!
Of course, silly head!! :lol:
Mililalil XXIV
06-07-2006, 10:11 PM
Kathy can't catch her socks to wash them.
the PAM's socks all are hiding under his bed from his stinky feet.
and kathy, sure i'll insult you! you're . . . um . . . dang. wait, i'll get back to you. i had a list prepared and everything . . . : P i can't insult you!
Mililalil XXIV
06-07-2006, 10:34 PM
Mir couldn't draw the Star of David if her artist's carreer depended upon it.
rabid reader
06-08-2006, 01:53 AM
PAM is very mean :mad:
j/j
kathycf
06-08-2006, 02:07 AM
The PAM eats green eggs and ham!
(it's 2 am and that is the best I can do right now!)
rabid reader
06-08-2006, 03:03 AM
PAM said that she wouldn't tell anyone... LIAR!
Mililalil XXIV
06-08-2006, 05:13 AM
The PAM is # 26! I mean, that's just one after 25!
papayahed
06-08-2006, 01:12 PM
The PAM puts sardines on their Ice Cream.
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 01:39 PM
The PAM is a captain without a proper ship! :p
papayahed
06-08-2006, 01:45 PM
The PAM is a deck scrubber!!
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 01:47 PM
And just look at how clean those decks are!
The PAM's decks are in poor shape.
papayahed
06-08-2006, 01:56 PM
I have had no complaints about my decks buddy!!!!! :D
The PAM has deck scrubber elbow.
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 02:10 PM
That's because there is nobody to complain about it. :p
The PAM's crew is non-existant :D
papayahed
06-08-2006, 02:11 PM
oh, I have plenty deck admirerers!! :D
The PAM has no booty! (How can a pirate have no booty)
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 02:15 PM
I object, I have some very pretty booty! :nod:
The PAM's booty consists of overpriced Tell Sell products :D
kathycf
06-08-2006, 03:23 PM
The PAM maligns other people's booty's. You, you...booty maligner!!
papayahed
06-08-2006, 03:30 PM
The PAMs booty consists of products that are advertised on late night TV.
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 03:40 PM
The PAM is one of the products in the PAPAM's booty
kathycf
06-08-2006, 04:02 PM
The PAM has a booty entirely made up of a certain innocuous root vegetable whose name I refuse to mention! (ok, fine, Aimus has a turnip booty!)
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 04:06 PM
I do not, I have already stated, and will do so again, that my booty is very pretty! :D
The PAM doesn't let little children into the restroom when they really have to go.
kathycf
06-08-2006, 04:08 PM
:lol: The PAM make me laugh! Ok, I know that wasn't an insult...wait!
The PAM sprinkles fingernail clippings on his salad.
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 04:12 PM
Crunchy! yum :D
The PAM has cheese obsessed feet.
Pendragon
06-08-2006, 04:41 PM
For the PAM, I may say, he is wise in many ways but he doesn't know jack about Dragons.... :brow:
kathycf
06-08-2006, 05:30 PM
Dragons are great, PAM, but they tend to have a little something called "dragon breath".
AimusSage
06-08-2006, 05:38 PM
The PAM's breath kills little bunnies miles away.
Mir couldn't draw the Star of David if her artist's carreer depended upon it.
can too! look! staaaarr!
knitted it m'self! (http://www.katiyana.com/Thumbnails/star.JPG)
:p
as for aimus, the only thing i have to say is that his breath is a biohazard. and he refuses to bow to his superiors, the llamas.
sHaRp12
06-08-2006, 07:49 PM
The PAM is a Pennsylvanian.
kathycf
06-08-2006, 11:45 PM
The PAM is absolutely obsessed with lint from the dryer. Obsessed, I tell you!!
shinigami
06-09-2006, 07:12 AM
... whatever...
I miss posting on this forum.... dumb school year...
Um.. The PAM is the very essence of lint.... like mega-lint... Nice blue-gray color with a boogerish powder-cotton consistency...
AimusSage
06-09-2006, 08:16 AM
The PAM, Shinigami, is bullying atoms because she is bigger, but is afraid of the bigger molecules.
Pendragon
06-09-2006, 11:15 AM
The PAM is a frog with delusions of opulence. ;)
Hyacinth Girl
06-09-2006, 12:46 PM
The PAM should have taken a compass when he set out from Camelot :lol:
Virgil
06-09-2006, 03:52 PM
The PAM is a recovering English major, but every so often lapses back into addiction. Sorry, I know, one of the worst insults on the entire thread.
Hyacinth Girl
06-09-2006, 04:02 PM
The PAM is disenchanted with graduate school education (I think this "insult" ranks right up there with yours, Virgil! ;) )
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