Pam

[Haunted]

PAM eats dog chow when her dog isn't looking

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM eats from the same plate as her cat

[Haunted]

PAM goes dumpster diving looking for comic books

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is usually found at the bottom of those dumpsters when I do

[Haunted]

PAM broke the lamppost with his nose

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM hit me on the nose with the lamppost that broke...

[Maryd.]

PAM wears flip flops to bed

[papayahed]

PAM sleeps on a bed of flip-flops

[Shalot]

PAM is trying to put flip flops on over her socks.

[Maryd.]

PAM eats flip flops for breakfast

[Heathcliff]

PAM is a banana!! :banana:

[Maryd.]

PAM dances like that banana

[Snowqueen]

PAM is a poetess

[Scheherazade]

Last time PAM brushed her teeth, Germany was not united yet.

[Maryd.]

PAM cleans her wings annually

[Heathcliff]

PAM cleans annually. :D

[Scheherazade]

Last time PAM showed some interest in a book, she was still in nappies.

[Heathcliff]

PAM shows interest in books inside nappies.

[Beautifull]

PAM like animals.

[Haunted]

PAM"s hair smells like burnt leaves

[Maryd.]

PAM is really bald.

[Beautifull]

PAM likes to squeeze.

[Maryd.]

PAM lives in a tree trunk

[Beautifull]

PAM scares her dog

[Maryd.]

PAM sleeps in my dog's kennel

[Beautifull]

PAM sleeps in her yard!

[Haunted]

PAM has a comb stuck in her hair

[Maryd.]

PAM is missing the other side of her body

[Beautifull]

PAM is short!

[Scheherazade]

PAM is very happy that she has finally managed to learn the first 10 letters of the alphabet.

[hoope]

PAM is not living where he wanted to be !

[Beautifull]

PAM is dumb enough to use an umbrella in this kind of weather.

[aliengirl]

Why... PAM is weeping! Someone must has taken her ice cream.

[Beautifull]

PAM likes thin crescent moons!

[Scheherazade]

PAM spells "beautiful" with two "l"s.

[Snowqueen]

PAM loves to fly.

[Beautifull]

PAM loves flowers

[aliengirl]

PAM lives in 'my' room.

[papayahed]

PAM eats her boogers.

[dafydd manton]

PAM eats other people's.

[Maryd.]

PAM is a booger

[1_winged_angel]

pam eats boogers

[Haunted]

PAM is having a blond moment

[snowdrop17]

PAM's hair has turned gray too early.

[papayahed]

PAM needs to buy extra wide shoes to accomodate her 14 toes.

[aliengirl]

PAM has no toes at all.

[papayahed]

PAM saves all her toenail clippings in order to make her "art".

[Maryd.]

PAM bites her toenails, when there's no cake in the house.

[Paulclem]

Pam uses her toenails instead of nuts to decorate her Dundee cake.

[Maryd.]

PAM's bolts were taken out of his neck and placed in his brain for added nutrients

[kiz_paws]

PAM wants to climb Mount Rushmore to find the Blarney Stone to kiss ...

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is flatulent in elevators

[Maryd.]

PAM's kids, uses his head as a punching bag.

[Pendragon]

The PAM has fuzzy logic issues

[Maryd.]

PAM wears golf pants all the time.

[Heathcliff]

PAM wears golf pants and can't play golf.
:lol:

[Astromaxis]

PAM why is she called PAM wait PAm is a girl right? Oh PAM you're so abstract!

[dafydd manton]

PAM finds French Horns abstract - how abstract is that?

[Maryd.]

PAM why is she called PAM wait PAm is a girl right? Oh PAM you're so abstract!

Firstly PAM stands for person above me... Secondly the PAM you are speaking of, is my off line daughter. Be good to her, or I'll break you... Hahahaha.


PAM finds French Horns abstract - how abstract is that?

PAM can tongue-twist a camel.

[mrv]

PAM has a nice avatar

[Scheherazade]

PAM's favorite movie is Highschool Musical.

[dafydd manton]

PAM knows how to condemn someone to the very lowest!

[Scheherazade]

Dafydd> You are supposed to insult me, not compliment!


PAM uses his toothbrush to comb his hair.

[dafydd manton]

PAM is wrong - I have so little hair left, all I have to do is cough. PAM should do more research into follicular challanges.

[Maryd.]

PAM writes standing on his head so everything can almost look normal.

[dafydd manton]

PAM speaks of normal, as if she knows!

[mrv]

PAM thinks HE knows:cool:

[dafydd manton]

PAM has got my number!!

[mrv]

PAM should be paranoid to know that.;)

[dafydd manton]

I know that PAM is watching my every move. PAM is hiding behind the tree outside my window, PAM has binoculars and a notebook. PAM knows about paranoia, but it doesn;t bother me, because I just closed the curtains. Cursese! The phone is ringing - this could be PAM coming to get me! Quick, PAM's here!!!!

[mrv]

PAM is being unnecessarily paranoid. I'm not planning to do anything about him until Friday. Too busy scaring other people till then.

[Maryd.]

pam and patpam are stalking eachother

[dafydd manton]

PAM is stalking both of us. I shall be in the air-raid shelter.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to hide for cover in the air-raid shelter, becuase he has chicken wings attached to his arms.

[dafydd manton]

PAM is obviously on the hunt for a tasty snack of chicken wings. Hide the sage and onion!

[Maryd.]

PAM has placed the sage and onions under his wings, so that the roster doesn't find them.

[dafydd manton]

PAM has already pot-roast the rooster, so he ain't findin' nothin'!

[Maryd.]

PAM ate two rosters for dinner last night

[dafydd manton]

PAM might have cooked them, for I feel unwell. Have I been poisoned? Will I die?

[Maryd.]

PAM's stomach is so big from overeating, that he is about to explode.

[dafydd manton]

PAM has obviously looked at my mug-shot, which is downright sneaky!

[Maryd.]

PAM has just revealed he has a history with the fuzz

[dafydd manton]

PAM is nearly right - my columns, which some would say are criminal, all come with photo taken by dearest wife. However, I accept the compliment that I might be that interesting.

[Scheherazade]

PAM carries an abacus with him to be able to do daily sums.

[Maryd.]

PAM uses her abacus to count how many fingers and toes she has.

[dafydd manton]

PAMs abacus only has eighteen beads.

[Maryd.]

PAM ate the beads of his abacus

[dafydd manton]

PAM was cruel enough to tell me that abacus beads are edible.

[Scheherazade]

PAM would have eaten the beads anyway.

[Maryd.]

Pam would never eat her beads, just the abacus frame.

[dafydd manton]

PAM has eaten all the abacuses in Australia

[Maryd.]

PAM thinks it takes 20 minutes to arrive in Australia, from England.

[dafydd manton]

PAM can't tell the difference between Sydney Harbour Bridge and London Bridge.

[papayahed]

The PAM crocheted a very nice throw rug using his own ear hair, which he's collected through the years.

[Maryd.]

PAM's dog, snoopy sleeps in her bed and she sleeps on top of Snoopy's kennel.

[Virgil]

PAM tongue kisses her dog. :p

[Maryd.]

Eww Virgil...

PAM's wife prefers to sleep beside his dog.

[Virgil]

Eww Virgil...

PAM's wife prefers to sleep beside his dog.

Oh my gosh. That's absolutely true! :lol: :lol:

PAM must be a witch to know such things.

[Maryd.]

PAM has no idea????

[dafydd manton]

PAM has left the pointy hat, broomstick and warts off her avatar.

[Maryd.]

PAM eats witches for breakfast

[dafydd manton]

PAM may well be next to be served on toast!

[Maryd.]

Hardly PAM's needs to be able to catch me first... My broom is pretty hot.

[dafydd manton]

PAM not only has a super-charged broomstick, but flaunts Civil Aviation Authroity laws on speed!

[Maryd.]

PAM wishes he was as fast as PAPAM

[dafydd manton]

PAPAM daren't answer that one for fear of a Ground-Air Interdiction Strike!

[Maryd.]

PAM talks in riddles so much his tongue is looped around his neck... Twice.

[dafydd manton]

PAM seems to know a lot about tongues.

[Maryd.]

PAM is jealous.

[dafydd manton]

PAM thinks that PAPAM is going to be daft enough to answer that one. Hell hath no fury etc, and a small matter of a few thousand miles won't stop it.

[Maryd.]

Paleasse PAM needs to be more scary than that to scare the wife of satan.

[dafydd manton]

PAM is trying to scare me!!! (It's working!).

[Maryd.]

Have a feeling PAM isn't scared of anything...

[Scheherazade]

PAM fills the gaps between her teeth with chewing gum.

[Maryd.]

PAM hides her chewing gum behind her wings for later

[Scheherazade]

I am joking, of course. PAM has a set of beautiful set of teeth... Which she keeps in a glass of water on her nightstand.

[dafydd manton]

PAM sticks hers to the dog!

[Maryd.]

PAM's teeth are glued to his forehead.

[Scheherazade]

PAM spends hours shaving every morning... Shaving one's fingers and toes is a rather tricky business, you see!

[Maryd.]

PAM's wings fall off everytime someone scares her. BOO!

[dafydd manton]

PAM is enough to scare the wings off a Boeing 747.

[Maryd.]

PAM ate the last Boeing 747... (how many people did pam eat)

[dafydd manton]

PAM invited herself to the People-eating spree, and ate 693 of the total number of passengers, which was 694.

[Maryd.]

PAM passed sneezed and blew up another Boeing 747

[dafydd manton]

Aaaahhh....CHOO!!! 'Night! X

[Maryd.]

Bless you... Goodnight.

[Scheherazade]

PAM makes Honey do the dishes (ie lets her lick them until they are spotless).

[Maryd.]

PAM is in love with Honey but won't admit it.

[mrv]

PAM hasn't been talking to me. I wonder why...

[The Comedian]

PAM has something against vowels. . .and it's wrong. Very wrong.

[mrv]

PAM takes up the cause of the minority.:ihih:
I smell trouble. :sosp:
I'll handle it though.;)

[Maryd.]

PAM hasn't been talking to me. I wonder why...

Sorry PAM, haven't been ignoring you, just a tad busy...

[mrv]

Sorry PAM, haven't been ignoring you, just a tad busy...

PAM seems honestly and profoundly apologetic.

:skep:
I might have to consider forgiving you...but just this once :biggrin5:

[Maryd.]

PAM is a good friend even though he hangs from the ceiling by his tail

[mrv]

PAM's not only confused about my gender but my species too! :yikes:

[hazelk]

Thank heaven that there is only one Pam.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is the founder member of "Recycle Your Chewing Gum" club.

[Maryd.]

PAM's wings really work

[Scheherazade]

PAM is the president of Barbara Cartland fan club (AU branch).

[Maryd.]

PAM's new avatar shows what she really looks like.

[mrv]

PAM's avatar shows what she looked like twenty years ago! ;)

[Scheherazade]

PAM wants to post a photo too but could not figure out how to use a camera yet.

[mrv]

PAM understands my dilemma so well. I'm all choked!:sad: What depth of perception...what understanding of human predicament!

[papayahed]

PAM's favorite piece of jewelry is a necklace made of peanuts.

[mrv]

PAM ought to post in 'I am Sherlock Holmes' thread!

Since I feel generous today PAM, you gets this:

http://smallfarms.typepad.com/small_farms/images/2008/06/23/peanut.jpg

[dafydd manton]

PAM is a monkey!!!

[mrv]

PAM's a banana- a dancing one! I'd love one after all this jumping around. :drool5:

[dafydd manton]

PAM is a banana-thief.

[mrv]

Then PAM needs to keep his distance from PAPAM.

[dafydd manton]

PAM has no scruples when it comes to depriving people of their Terpsichorean fruits.

[mrv]

PAM's looking for scruples in the wrong place.

[dafydd manton]

PAM probably knows too much about me!

[papayahed]

PAM has a collection of the 7 wonders of the ancient world he molded out of mash potatos.

[dafydd manton]

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon were hard - all those baskets of flowers. Just glad I haven't got to spell Nebuchadnezzar!

PAM seems to have lost weight!

[papayahed]

I don't think PAM understands the concept of "Insult thread"

[dafydd manton]

PAM was not aware that I had no way of knowing that PAM would be female!

[papayahed]

PAM was not aware that I had no way of knowing that PAM would be female!

Really? But I always post in the coffee thread!

Anyways, back to the game:


PAM eats the peel and throws out the banana.

[The Comedian]

PAM says "There's one, set for stun" to complete strangers. . . .way too often!

[mrv]

PAM's The (Unfunny) Comedian.

[Scheherazade]

PAM's ideal man is Elmer Fudd.

[zoolane]

Add for lonely heart section in newpaper.

Pam seek a toyboy with biceps that could crash nuts, Hair must brown, blue eyes with olive skin. 5ft please. Promise brillant time Wink Wink.:blush:

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM uses desperate pick up lines.

[zoolane]

PAM uses desperate pick up lines.

lmao yep she get hungry for flesh opps sorry male company.

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes wearing earrings made out of can rings from Coca Colas.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM wears the cans

[zoolane]

PAM wear metal round her fingers.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is either slow or not observant...

[Maryd.]

PAM lives on a pretend ship.

[tainaprincess]

PAM is an intriguing character.

[The Comedian]

PAM can't properly insult a PAM -- Sheesh! PAM! Sheesh!

[Maryd.]

PAM needs a patch on both eyes!

[Scheherazade]

PAM is recycling the Christmas cards she received last year... By sending them out to different people this year.

[Maryd.]

(You got me... hee hee)

PAM freshens her breath with garlic flavoured mints.

[The Comedian]

PAM: Yeah, she calls Christmas ornaments "earrings"

[MystyrMystyry]

edit: Just cleaned some windows me

[MystyrMystyry]

Top bloke. Takes a while to get to know, but once he's your mate he'll be there whenever you want - if you can wait a while

[iamnobody]

PAM...doesn't quite get this game either.

[Maryd.]

Pam's not sure who they are...

[Snowqueen]

Why PAM is so nice?

[Maryd.]

PAM's rose is fake.

(not really babe... Mwah.)

[Heathcliff]

PAM needs to grow some hair on her skeletal skull!

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

Who's Pam?

[Heathcliff]

PAM is PATPAM's daughter. Hi :)

[stephofthenight]

pam is truely aan extrordinary person, as is her mum :D

[Maryd.]

Who's Pam?

PAM - Person above me.

There are two of these games; one asks you to say nice things about the person above. This particular one is to say an untruth, that can mean weird, things, not offensive... For instance... I will say something about you.

PAM eats cucumber whilst dangling from the chandelier

[stephofthenight]

PAM - Person above me.

There are two of these games; one asks you to say nice things about the person above. This particular one is to say an untruth, that can mean weird, things, not offensive... For instance... I will say something about you.

PAM eats cucumber whilst dangling from the chandelier

whatever happend to being nice to the poor PAM?

[Maryd.]

whatever happend to being nice to the poor PAM?

Sorry angel face... But just righting a wrong... :biggrin5:

Also this is the not so nice PAM

PAM is an animal person... She sleeps in the barn with all of her animals.

:biggrin5:

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

PAM still needs to explain what she meant by "gapes" in the "Like, dislike, love, or hate" thread. Was it just a typo of grapes?

(P.S. Thanks for the explanation)

[Maryd.]

PAM still needs to explain what she meant by "gapes" in the "Like, dislike, love, or hate" thread. Was it just a typo of grapes?

(P.S. Thanks for the explanation)

Yes, 'twas a typo. My apologies.

PAM is still hanging from the chandelierm waiting for someone to switch off the lights so he can get down.

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

PAM is incredibly considerate for writing me a deatailed message explaining what PAM means.

[Heathcliff]

PAM isn't being MEAN!!

[Maryd.]

PAM uses car paint for nail polish.

[zoolane]

PAM used car polish for vanish your bass figures on mantle place.

[iamnobody]

PAM believes car polish should only be used as lip balm.

[papayahed]

PAM uses lip balm as hair gel.

[iamnobody]

Pam has the same hairstyle as her avatar.

[Disagree]

PAM is the not so well known author of 1001 things You wanted to know about Mayonnaise but were afraid to ask.

[papayahed]

PAM likes to dress up as a carrot on weekends.

[Scheherazade]

PAM puts carrot cake on her face as a facial mask every night before going to bed.

[Disagree]

The PAM has a pet maggot named Mr. Smushikins.



PAM likes to dress up as a carrot on weekends.

How...how did you know?

*checks to make sure the curtains are drawn*

[Disagree]

The PAM cheats at the insult PAM game. PAM also smells of elderberries.

[iamnobody]

PAM's favorite scent is SPAM.

[The Comedian]

PAM smells of the dagobah system.

[papayahed]

PAM makes his students refer to him a Jedi Master Comedian.

[free]

PAM spends lot of time on litnet.

[The Comedian]

PAM is pure kitsch!

[Maryd.]

PAM sleeps on a bed of nails.

[The Comedian]

PAM is as fuzzy as beetle.

[Maryd.]

PAM resides with Satan

[papayahed]

PAM steals old socks from her neighbors.

[The Comedian]

PAM is a total puppet.

[zoolane]

PAM as crush on Kermit Frog.

[The Comedian]

Jealous, PAM?

[Scheherazade]

PAM recycles the Christmas cards by sending them back to their senders the following year.

[papayahed]

PAM uses her toenail clippings to make folk art.

[Scheherazade]

PAM bids for my toenail clipping folk art works on ebay under the username of "I<3toenail".

[papayahed]

PAM's husband pays her to always keep her socks on around him.

[Scheherazade]

PAM spends her evenings making pasta picture frames for her friends... Christmas is just round the corner, after all!

[The Comedian]

PAM things dressing up as a girl for Halloween is scary. True and true!

[Snowqueen]

PAM is funny.

[papayahed]

PAM doesn't know left from right. (and I think hasn't read the rules of the game)

[papayahed]

PAM is the best


oh wait, wrong game..

[papayahed]

PAM is a super cool cat.

[Jay]

PAM is being stalked... PAM should be very afraid :ihih:

[papayahed]

Now who's being stalked PAM!

PAM makes clothes out of Marshmallows and licorice.

[shinigami10]

PAM goes well with onions and bell peppers

[papayahed]

PAM saves dryer lint and makes wigs out of it.

[papayahed]

The PAM leaves blue fuzz everywhere.

[cacian]

PAM does annoying for a living !! :D

[papayahed]

PAM has a collection of dead flies.

[Hawkman]

Pam's a real Muppet!

[lilimarlene]

PAM, did you miss me?

[Calidore]

Absolutely. I'm sure PAM did too.

[papayahed]

PAM creates pieces of art with nothing more than boogers and belly button lint.

[Hawkman]

PAM drinks cat milk and eats Felix :lol:

[papayahed]

PAM steals orthopedic shoes from the elderly.

[Hawkman]

Of course I do, then I sell them on at a profit. I'm a sole trader :svengo:

PAM licks out the insides of marmite jars...

[papayahed]

Of course I do, then I sell them on at a profit. I'm a sole trader :svengo:
:p


PAM puts marmite in his shoes because he like the feel of it between his toes.

[Hawkman]

No he doesn't. He puts it there so pam can lick it off his toes :lol:

[Maria May]

PAM is doing the harlem shake right now :smilewinkgrin:

[Hawkman]

That's not the Harlem Shake, it's palsy :p

Pam eats cheesy chips

[papayahed]

PAM wears a hat made of cheesy chips

[Hawkman]

Pam wears slippers made out of dead badgers

[Maria May]

PAM has a crush on Britney Spears.

[Hawkman]

OMG! You are sick! :lol:

Pam ODs on salt and vinegar flavoured Pringles

[lilimarlene]

PAM has said "OMG" :shocked:

[Hawkman]

Just trying to communicate with the text generation :rolleyes:

Pam dresses their bed with the skins of the vanquished...

[papayahed]

PAM wears dresses made with skins of the vanquished.

[Hawkman]

Pam dresses the vanquished in purple fuzz

[Maria May]

PAM is crazy about cheese.