Pam

[Heathcliff]

PAM is clever.

[Maryd.]

PAM is sleeping.

[The Comedian]

PAM can't remember the rules of this game.

[Scheherazade]

Last Halloween, PAM dressed up as Jessica Rabbit:

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-rabbit.jpg

[Heathcliff]

PAM dresses like a rabbit.

[Maryd.]

PAM is a rabbit.

[Heathcliff]

PAM wears a rabbit on her head.

[The Comedian]

PAM delights in delivering jabs of wit to her mother. Poor madre.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to wear more make up.

[Heathcliff]

PAM needs to wear less paint.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to eat the rest of her salada.

[papayahed]

PAM can count to 23 on her fingers and (extra) toes.

[toni]

PAM hides not only her extra toes, but extra feet inside secret pockets of her pants' hem.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM thinks aliens are out to get her.

[toni]

PAM admires Lao Tzu immensely that he's starting to grow a beard and plans of bleaching it white
http://www.tuvy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lao-tzu.jpg

[DanielBenoit]

PAM has a beard :eek:

[toni]

PAM styles his beard in tiny little plaits. How fashionable, PAM.
:D

[DanielBenoit]

Pam's beard goes down and past her feet! :eek:

[toni]

PAM's beard could circle around the earth 4 times.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM's beard was used by scientists to measure the distance of the sun from the earth!

[papayahed]

PAM still thinks the sun revolves around the earth!

[Basil]

PAM lives in Shreveport, Louisiana.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is without color, pale beyond belief...

[Scheherazade]

PAM seems like he enjoys dabbling with black arts.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM wields a big RULER for LitNet fingers...
:goof:

:eek2:

:incazzato: (I just like this guy)

[Scheherazade]

After 14 months on the Forum, PAM still has not grasped the rules of this game! :rolleyes:

[Satan]

PAM is Nurse Ratched.

[Scheherazade]

PAM borrows my nurse uniforms every weekend... Though never explains why.

[Satan]

PAM always forgets to ask her wig back.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to stop wearing eyeliner

[Heathcliff]

PAM needs to be shaved.

[Maryd.]

PAM shaves her palm.

[Basil]

PAM has a horny spur on the end of her tail.

[Heathcliff]

PAM has a tail?

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes going to school!!!

:goof:

[Maryd.]

PAM flies around at night.

[Scheherazade]

PAM's favorite snack is roasted flies (not salty, though).

[Maryd.]

PAM eats fairy dust

[Heathcliff]

PAM likes going to school!!!

:goof:

I like school.

PAM falls asleep in her coffee.

[The Comedian]

PAM calls LitNet "school".

[Snowqueen]

PAM is funny.

[papayahed]

PAM likes to use butter as deodorant.

[Scheherazade]

PAM dresses up as Mary Poppins whenever she is alone at home.

[Heathcliff]

PAM has her wings in a not.

[Scheherazade]

PAM snores so loudly that they will have to put her in a separate tent on her own while at the camp.

[toni]

Pam has a huge Rick Astley poster on her bedroom wall.

[Maryd.]

PAM's hat ate her head.

[toni]

Pam's dog ate her favorite pair of shoes!

[Maryd.]

PAM's hat blew away, after she sneezed.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM find it very hard to hide the fact that she's the dog that appears in her avatar :p

[eyemaker]

PAM needs more air to blow that trumpet in tune..eye's willing to help though :)

[Maryd.]

PAM find it very hard to hide the fact that she's the dog that appears in her avatar :p

So funny Dan, couldn't help but laugh at that one.



PAM needs more air to blow that trumpet in tune..eye's willing to help though :)

PAM makes eyes and then eats them.

[eyemaker]

PAM needs to wait for a box of boiled eyes to be consumed during his sleepovers. :)
I'll deliver it as soon as I can
lol

[toni]

PAM's 200-page thesis was on the subject of the existence of leprechauns and their relation to pewter pots.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM made a 200-page thesis about her toes!

[Scheherazade]

PAM never uses a tissue and you can often hear him asking, "What are the sleeves are for, then?"

[symphony]

PAM tells stories every night and leaves when she hears the bored snores.

[Maryd.]

PAM plays music... as gooder as i write...

[symphony]

PAM cannot insult. :p

[Maryd.]

PAM's flower is wilting.

[Scheherazade]

PAM does not like leaving her house... because she is too lazy to put some clothes on.

[Maryd.]

Because, PAM stole all of my clothes.

[snowdrop17]

PAM is very witty.

[papayahed]

PAM has not read the instructions.

[Heathcliff]

PAM read the instructions upside-down.

[Scheherazade]

PAM combed her hair last time when she turned 4.

[Maryd.]

PAM's wings fell off.

[papayahed]

PAM got yarn hair extensions.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM has a splitting headache...

[Heathcliff]

PAM has always wanted a fruit inside his head.

[Scheherazade]

PAM eats the fruit skins and throws away the rest.

[sixsmith]

PAM is a misanthropic ne're do well.

[Scheherazade]

PAM uses contractions while typing not to wear out his keyboard too much.

[Heathcliff]

PAM turned every word of her year nine exams into contractions and failed because of it.

[Scheherazade]

PAM sleeps in the bathtub now as she had one too many "accidents" while trying to find the way at nights.

[Heathcliff]

PAM wets her bed even though she is asleep in the bathtub. Somehow. :lol:

[Scheherazade]

PAM cannot spell "STOP" correctly.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM took all five of the golden tickets.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is only upset because her attempts to conterfeit the golden tickets failed repeatedly.

[Heathcliff]

PAM counterfeited them, however messed them up and made them silver instead.

[Scheherazade]

PAM still cannot spell STOP correctly... I mean, after all these days, you would think she would google it or look it up in a dictionary but no!

[The Comedian]

PAM is so fastidious, she sharpens pencils for fun.

[papayahed]

PAM carries around a box of sharpened pencils just in case he has an opportunity to give a pop quiz.

[Jazz_]

PAM sits at their computer all day waiting for a new Star Wars to be announced...

[aliengirl]

PAM is going to announce it soon...

[Heathcliff]

PAM will wait for the announcement with a video camera, only to realise that it doesn't have any batteries in it when she starts recording.

[Maryd.]

PAM should start looking for that letter "T" before she forgets how to spell the word, stop.

[aliengirl]

PAM should be helpful to TPAPAM and should sTop fuzzing about it.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has been blacklisted by NASA because she keeps asking them to send her "home".

[Heathcliff]

PAM sings up into the sky to the aliens, then they tell her to sop screaming.

[papayahed]

The PAM mostly walks on her hands.

[Scheherazade]

The PAM insists that her colleagues call her "Your Highness".

[Heathcliff]

PAM still hasn't figured out that they are laughing when she asks they call her 'your ogress'.

[Scheherazade]

PAM loves custom made jewellery... Especially if they are made of chewing gum.

[Jazz_]

PAM would like to be somewhere else

[Scheherazade]

PAM think Australia is the capital of Tokyo.

[Haunted]

PAM doesn't know she's turned green

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM thinks that killing everyone is the answer to getting home...

[Haunted]

PAM sent his dog to eat people's books

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM wants to take a train ride

[Haunted]

PAM is planning a mob hit on a train

[Scheherazade]

PAM is wondering why so many people are called Pam on the Forum.

[Haunted]

PAM is about to punch TPAPAM but she'll miss

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM might get hit if she doesn't miss

[Haunted]

PAM is about to derail.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is sunk

[Haunted]

PAM carries a fire extinguisher in his gym bag.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is on fire

[Haunted]

PAM has smoke coming out of his ears.

[papayahed]

PAM's favorite perfum is "Ode de Skunk"

[The Comedian]

Can PAM her stripes?

Maybe.

But her whiskers? Definitely not.

[Scheherazade]

PAM leaves whole words out while typing so that his keyboard does not wear out.

[Haunted]

PAM has to read novels written in one syllable words because she doesn't have long attention span.

[Scheherazade]

Luckily, PAM writes novels consisting of only one syllable words (as those are the only ones she can spell on her own).

:p

[Haunted]

PAM flew into a spider web...

[Jazz_]

PAM moved the spider web so PATPAM flew into it

[Haunted]

PAM just came out of rehab...

[Jazz_]

PAM drove PATPAM so crazy that they resorted to alcohol...

[Heathcliff]

PAM couldn't figure out how to open the bottle.

[Haunted]

PAM is going to get hit by a falling apple.

[Scheherazade]

PAM keeps asking, "But if this is New York, what happened to the old one?"

[Haunted]

PAM kept saying, I can resist it...I can resist it... then she ate the whole box of chocolate.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAMs been busy

[Haunted]

PAM invented the grill pit after he accidentally fell into a hole in the ground.

[Basil]

PAM has dubious taste in men.

[Haunted]

PAM can sniff out the best gals AND guys.

[Basil]

PAM is jealous of my powers of sniffery.

[Haunted]

PAM has a good snoot.

[Basil]

Did the PAM just accuse me of being snooty??

[Haunted]

PAM is going to kick my little booties...

[Basil]

PAM is going to kick my little booties...

....All the way to Djibouti!

[Haunted]

PAM is berry berry mean to TPAPAM

[Basil]

PAM has made TPAPAM feel bad about himself...

[Haunted]

PAM has a drag avatar *gasp*

[Basil]

PAM should know that the gender of TPAPAM's avatar isn't nearly as important as her powers of wonder, imagination, empathy, and compassion.

[Jazz_]

PAM really likes their avatar...

[Scheherazade]

*dramatic sigh*

From the OP:
OK Insult Pam thread



PAM has got such big gaps between her teeth that she uses chopsticks as toothpicks.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAMs ears are so big they call her Wingnut...(sorry...it's against my nature to insult without apology)

[Scheherazade]

PAMs ears are so big they call her Wingnut...(sorry...it's against my nature to insult without apology)Apology accepted, Bien. :rolleyes5:

PAM applied for a celebrity look alikes competition but was turned down: There were too many Shreks in the competition already.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAMs feet are sooo big that she has ten toes on each foot...

[Scheherazade]

PAM is sooooo funny that... That... That...

OK, give me a minute. I am sure I can come up with something to describe how funny he is!

[Satan]

PAM is so awesome that she keeps a Mini-PAM locked in her basement.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is so awesome that she keeps a Mini-PAM locked in her basement.:D

You cannot imagine how close to the truth you are with this statement!


PAM still cannot read an analogue clock so has to use a digital one.

[Satan]

Jeebus!!

PAM is so dangerous than even Satan wants no business with her.

[Heathcliff]

PAM is running and hiding underneath his bed so nobody will find him.

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes spending all her freetime under her bed because her best friends (dust bunnies) live there.

[Maryd.]

PAM polishes her wings everynight before bed.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears dresses made of bird feathers that she collects from her garden.

[*Classic*Charm*]

PAM wishes she could spent her days rolling around in dirt.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wishes she could spent her days rolling around in dirt.Wishes??? I hardly ever do anything else all day long.

*snorts*

PAM loves Dr Seuss books (as they are the only ones she has ever read).

[Lacra]

PAM likes to fight as Don Quijote does!

[papayahed]

PAM eats with their feet.

[Heathcliff]

Pam eats her feet.

[Maryd.]

PAM likes to kiss trees

[Heathcliff]

PAM will be squashed by a tree if she doesn't start liking them.

[papayahed]

PAM makes all her own jewelry out of toenail clippings, belly button lint, and ear wax.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears skirts made out of KitKat wrappers.


(Wait, that is a compliment!!!!)

[Heathcliff]

PAM made a skirt out of Kit Kat's and wonders why it melted.

[Jazz_]

PAM enjoyed their day off today...

[Scheherazade]

PAM's nose is so big that she uses it to type instead of her fingers.

[papayahed]

The PAM mistook the Twilight premiere for "Twine night" and brought her knitting to the theater.

[Scheherazade]

brought her knitting to the theater.Like otherwise I wouldn't!

PAM's voice is so loud that she needn't spend a penny on local phone calls.

[papayahed]

PAM is so obsessed with Superman she refuses to answer to anything except Lois or Ms. Lane.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has just had a make-over. She is *again* auditioning to be a Bond girl.

[Revolte]

PAM is the "O.G." of the LitNet Geeks.

[Scheherazade]

PAM says things like "O.G." :p

[The Comedian]

PAM is so naturally geeky, that to "look tough", she has to put her glasses ON!

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is the "O.G." of the LitNet Geeks.

These are both signed "O.G." . . .Who the hell is he?

Opera Ghost!! It's really not amusing! He's abusing our position!
In addition he wants money! He's a funny sort of spectre . . .
. . . to expect a large retainer! Nothing plainer - he is clearly quite insane!


PAM is a teacher.....nuff said....

[papayahed]

The phrase "He inhaled his food" was invented for PAM.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is two feet tall, green, has pointy ears, and talks funny

[papayahed]

What the PAM didn't mention is that he went to plastic surgeon begging for ears like mine.

[BienvenuJDC]

hmmm....PAM is right...

[Scheherazade]

PAM adorns the walls in his house with Mark Harmon posters.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's hair looks like Lisa's...literally

[Indyben]

PAM appears on many of the threads I have been entering as of late

[papayahed]

PAM has a collection of nail clippings from famous weathermen from around the world.

[Scheherazade]

PAM decorates the walls of her house with pictures of toe nail clippings.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM decorates house with pictures of PATPAM's avatar

[Jay]

PAM wishes he were the first to think about wallpapering the house with pictures of PATPATPAM's avatar

[papayahed]

PAM likes to Walk like an Egyptian

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM walks (and looks) like an old man

[Scheherazade]

PAM's wife wouldn't mind his nose-picking habit... If only he didn't use his toes to do it!

[Nikhar]

PAM is so confused that she can't decide on one avy.

[Haunted]

PAM is still sucking his thumb even though he's over 14!

[Nikhar]

PAM is very lazy or very bad at Maths. She can't go to my profile and see that I'm 17. :p

[Haunted]

if PAM is so good at math, then why does he think he has 3 thumbs?

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is good at math

[Nikhar]

PAM is PAM. :p

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is redundant...

[The Comedian]

PAM wears his milk mustache to work every day.

[Scheherazade]

Congratulations to PAM!

He has just won the title of "Big Wig 2010".

One of the judges in the competition commented, "It is so natural that we had to ask Mr Comedian to remove and put his wig back on again to make sure that it was a genuine wig."

[Basil]

PAM has over 18,000 posts, but I don't think she really made much of an effort on a few of them.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is jealous

[Heathcliff]

PAM didn't solve the Rubik's cube in a minute.

[Maryd.]

PAM still cannot find her toes.

[Scheherazade]

PAM collects kitty toes out of which she makes hair clips.

[The Comedian]

You still workin' PAM?

[papayahed]

PAM wears high water pants.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is too short for high water pants...

[Maryd.]

PAM's children are taller than him.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's children are smarter than her (that might actually be true though)

[papayahed]

PAM uses toothpaste as hair gel.

[Maryd.]

PAM uses glue for her toothpaste.

[papayahed]

PAM glued her toes together because she thought it would be cool to have webbed feet.

[Maryd.]

PAM actually has webbed feet.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM has minty hair, and her teeth and toes glued together (that's why her feet are in her mouth)

[Maryd.]

Pam's hair is purple with pink spots and wishes he can be as flexible as patpam.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM types with her toes...

[Maryd.]

(yes, I am very talented)

PAM types with his nose.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM gets her nose hairs caught in the keys...

[Maryd.]

PAM is wears dresses when no one is looking.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM streaks when no one is looking....

[Maryd.]

Wahoooo!

PAM thinks wearing tracksuit pants is evening wear.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM can grip a tree branch with her feet

[Maryd.]

PAM picks his nose with his little toenail.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM picks her nose with her tongue

[Maryd.]

(Neat trick)

PAM's head is bigger than his whole body.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's legs are hairier than mine...

[Maryd.]

Oops, you can see that...

PAM uses a lawn mower to shave his leges.

[BienvenuJDC]

Actually....I would need to if I shaved them

PAM trims her toenails with a meat cleaver...

[Maryd.]

(You're so funny)

PAM laughs at his own jokes.

[BienvenuJDC]

(someone has to)

PAM laughs with snorts....

[Maryd.]

PAM wishes he were practically perfect in every way, like me.
(This ought to be interesting)

[Haunted]

PAM's got to stopping eating rubber bacon.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is sweet like cinnamon (without sugar added)

[Maryd.]

PAM eats soup with a fork

[Haunted]

PAM used up all her house paint on painting her toes

[Maryd.]

(Oooh, that would be nice actually)

PAM thinks she is repunzel

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's toes smell like....(passes out)

[Maryd.]

PAM hit his head on the way down and it almost knocked some sense into him.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM is jealous of my sense...

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to have more sense knocked into him... (Come closer PAM)

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's arms are long enough that I don't need to...

[Haunted]

PAM has grown tentacles since his last post

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM cooks tentacles for dinner

[Haunted]

PAM chews his food with his fangs

[NikolaiI]

PAM Got her fangs stuck on a frozen stairs!!! :D

[Haunted]

PAM is proud of his werewolf teeth :p

[NikolaiI]

PAM has been confused with a werewolf so many times she stopped counting the nickles we all jokingly pitched her way as she kept saying, "If I had a nickle the every time I've been..."

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM lost his last nickel

[NikolaiI]

PAM couldn't flip a nickel if his life's savings depended on it.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM doesn't realize it, but a nickel IS my life savings...but my life savings is bigger than PAMs

[Maryd.]

PAM keeps his life savings in a bag tied around his neck and sleeps with it at night.

[Haunted]

PAM wears clothes made out of doggie hair.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM likes to suck peoples blood...

[Haunted]

PAM thinks he'll look like Jethro if he wears a ghillie suit

[Maryd.]

PAM's legs are so long they tie themselves in a not, whilst she sleeps.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM has no ankles...

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has oversized calves. That's what happens when you feed them too much grass.

[Maryd.]

PAM wears a hat, to cover his shiny, bald head