Pam

[DanielBenoit]

:lol:
My stairs! Mine!

Pam thought a Czar was a wizard :alien:

[toni]

PAM thought Picasso was a type of pasta sauce and Verdi, an Italian bread.
:lol:

[DanielBenoit]

:lol:
Pam thought that calculus was the brand of a calculator.

[toni]

LOL


PAM recently wished he would transform into a boat so he could save PAPAM's life. :D

[DanielBenoit]

Pam was quite worried. . . . .but it turned out that Papam had been in the luxury of her home the whole time. :D

[toni]

AWW, PAM. :)

...

PAM loves dancing to Jazz music in front of his family after dinner.

[DanielBenoit]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance019.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Pam dances to Placebo like this: http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance018.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-dance014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[toni]

:lol: :lol:


PAM will wait eagerly- with milk and cookies, for Santa to come down the chimney this year.

[DanielBenoit]

Of course! :santasmil :lol:

Pam thinks that Santa had ten reindeer. ... . .everyone knows he has twelve :idea:

[toni]

:bawling:


PAM wanted to be the twelfth reindeer.

[DanielBenoit]

Pam has a red nose!

[toni]

PAM strangely liked, my red nose.


:lol:

[DanielBenoit]

Pam thought Papam's red nose was adorable :alien:

[papayahed]

PAM thinks cheese is meant to be worn as a hat.

[DanielBenoit]

^Is you talkin 'bout mah Packers?

[Scheherazade]

PAM sleeps hanging from the ceiling at nights.

Daytime?? We don't know. No one has seen him during daytime yet...

[papayahed]

PAM is an avatar hopper!!

@daniel - I'm talking about you!!, the packers at least wear helmets!!!:lol:;)

[toni]

PAM is thrilled with the idea of having 4 eyes this weekend. :D

( no offense Claes, or to our other bespectacled Litnetters )

[DanielBenoit]

Pam is in a fit over the fact that his Camus was taken! muhahahahahah

[Scheherazade]

PAM collects the dandruff flakes from his skull and saves them in a crystal jar that he keeps next to his computer on his desk.

[papayahed]

Pam thinks dandruff is a spice.

[Scheherazade]

PAM sells her dandruff as spice to the unsuspecting public.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM is an avatar hopper!!

@daniel - I'm talking about you!!, the packers at least wear helmets!!!:lol:;)

At least we share our cheese with the rest of the nation ;)


Pam thought that it was a smart move to leave the Packers :rage:
(though Pam is still brilliant :nod: )

[papayahed]

PAM wears kleenex boxes as shoes.

[Scheherazade]

PAM tried to bribe the person above PAM to get hold of his Kleenex box shoes.

[Scheherazade]

PAM's fears are unfounded as she will never be educated "enough"!

:p

[Scheherazade]

PAM is using her own black and white photo as her avatar (holiday snap).

[The Comedian]

PAM flatters herself.

[Scheherazade]

PAM collects cigar ends all year round and gives them out at Halloween (instead of sweets, needless to say).

[Ebonon]

PAM doesnt take bath lest it will ruin her fake Wings :p

[The Comedian]

PAM is just a faceless dude in the crowd.

[papayahed]

The PAM uses those wet naps he steals from restaurants en lieu of bathing.

[The Comedian]

PAM uses beau french phrases en lieu of bon mot.

[Scheherazade]

Despite using some French phrases, PAM is fluent only in is Pigs' Latin.

[Nikhar]

PAM is posting in this thread after a loooot of time.

[Scheherazade]

PAM obviously hasn't read the rules of this game!

[Nikhar]

PAM's so true. :P


PAM applies glue on her hand to show her tight fist-edness.

[Maryd.]

Pam is a bouncing baby boy, who needs to read the rules of the game.

[The Comedian]

PAM has the face of a dog. Ears of one too. And whiskers.

[Nikhar]

PAM puts a magnifying glass in front of her heart's Xray to show that she has a BIG heart.

[Scheherazade]

And PAM has to use a microscope to achieve the same effect!

:p

[The Comedian]

PAM has an iron-fist in a cotton glove.

[Ebonon]

PAM has a cotton-fist in an Iron Glove.

[Maryd.]

Pam is new.

[Scheherazade]

PAM hasn't read the rules of this particular game.

[papayahed]

The PAM likes to make sculptures of herself out of potatos and give theme out as Christmas gifts.

[Scheherazade]

PAM sells my potato sculptures on Ebay, claiming they are her own artistic work.

[Ebonon]

PAM's real yet secret name is " Follow the Rules"...and the nick name is "Read the Rules"

[Scheherazade]

PAM is Ebonon, who likes to go on and on and on.

[papayahed]

The PAM is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having 5'6" toenails.

[The Comedian]

PAM is a Tigers fan! Ha! Ha! Do they even play baseball?

[Ebonon]

PAM did laugh on his joke (?)

[Scheherazade]

PAM hardly ever laughs out loud (not wanting to display the missing teeth...).

[Ebonon]

PAM is obsessed with rules and reads them every now and then...again n again.

[Nikhar]

PAM plots about the person above him the whole night in the secret attic.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wishes they invited him to their secret meetings as well.

[Ebonon]

PAM stole a name from Arabian Nights.

[Maryd.]

Pam's avatar is staring at me...:eek:

[Ebonon]

Its evident, PAM doesnt read the Rules. :P

[Maryd.]

Should PAM read the rules...

[papayahed]

The PAM wears a tinfoil hat at all times so the aliens can't read her brainwaves.




PAM is a Tigers fan! Ha! Ha! Do they even play baseball?


:D hahahaha, ok you got me there.

[Scheherazade]

PAM doesn't like paying for salt and pepper so helps herself a full shaker or two whenever she visits a restaurant.

[The Comedian]

PAM shows no mercy.

[Scheherazade]

PAM should stop asking for mercy!

[papayahed]

The PAM only eats mushy food because it's too exhausting to chew.

[Maryd.]

Pam is a hot tranny.:D Have I worked it out yet :D

[papayahed]

The PAM eats fried worms on toast.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM was eaten by a giant fish... twice.

[Scheherazade]

PAM uses paper clips in her hair instead of hair slides.

[Maryd.]

Pam is a hot tranny.:D Have I worked it out yet :D


No it doesn't look like it...:(

[papayahed]

The PAM has a collection of used gum she dutifully collects from under tables, around trash bins, etc..

[toni]

PAM has this strong urge to eat secondhand lollipop. ooh PAM...

[Scheherazade]

PAM can count only up to twelve.

[RobinHood3000]

PAM's avatar has an appallingly low framerate.

[Scheherazade]

PAM recycles the toothpicks and uses them again and again... for months!

[papayahed]

The PAM only wears clothes she knitted herself.

[toni]

PAM builds 10 feet towers from Pringles Cans, then she takes photos of it, frames it and hangs it on the wall.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM once tried to rip-off Any Warhol by painting pictures of Pringles cans. Bad PAM. :p

[Scheherazade]

PAM paints his teeth everyday to match his clothing.

[The Comedian]

PAM is a raccoon-eyed zombie.

[Maryd.]

PAM should quit to one pack a day...

[Scheherazade]

Congratulations to PAM! She had her annual bath on Christmas Day!

[The Comedian]

PAM is too little, too late. And her too little ain't too much.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is simply too much! :p

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM dropped the turkey out the window on Christmas and ruined everyone's holiday.

[Babbalanja]

PAM won't listen to the radio today because she is sick of Hogmanay music.

Regards,

Istvan

[Maryd.]

PAM Had such a bad 2009 and wants to make it up in 2010.

[papayahed]

The PAM eats paste on her chips.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM has only ever had three teeth.

[Maryd.]

PAM has had one to many... Again, and may have to join AO's anonymous.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears wigs whenever she goes out... made out of the hair of her Honey!

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM wears her skirts a little bit too short...well.....for SOME people's liking...;-)

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears her skirts a little bit too short...well.....for SOME people's liking...;-)
As does PAM... but only at the weekends, of course.

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM tells secrets that she shouldn't...LOL...;-)

[Scheherazade]

PAM tries to keep the fact he wears short skirts and revealing blouses at the weekends a secret.

[Maryd.]

PAM Should learn to fly with those wings.

[Nikhar]

PAm digs her nose with toilet paper.:p

[Maryd.]

PAM need to have his nappy/diaper changed.

[Nikhar]

PAM needs to know that the nappies I use are insanely expensive and changing them is like selling 'The Hope Diamond'!:D

[Maryd.]

PAM cries at night.

[Scheherazade]

PAM makes her a living out of the sale of the wigs she makes from Honey's hair.

[Maryd.]

PAM's avatar has a big fist.:eek:

[papayahed]

The PAM kicks puppies and kittens

[Maryd.]

PAM thinks she is the greatest American hero

[Basil]

PAM has a soft, grey-blue coat; she carries her young in a distinctive pouch; and her hind legs are muscular and well-suited for hopping.

[Maryd.]

PAM (hope you don't mind, had to check your home page to respond to this one) loves a pop singer who is singing to the stars in heaven.

[Scheherazade]

PAM's memory has gotten so bad that she keeps forgetting the rules of this game!

But it is understandable... It is her birthday; she's gotten another year ol... I mean wiser!

:D

[Maryd.]

(Each year I lose one brain cell. Except this year I lost two...:redface:)

[Scheherazade]

You are lucky to lose only one cell a year! :)

You know those cells PAM claims to have "lost"? They are available on Ebay... for the right price, of course!

[papayahed]

PAM has insisted that her entire family call her "SuperScher" and is making some one trail behind her with theme music the entire weekend.

[Heathcliff]

PAM isn't really a superhero, I don't think.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM tripped over the blue line.

[Heathcliff]

PAM confuzzles me with the term 'blue line'.
PAM will refuse to think confuzzle is a word.

[papayahed]

PAM has quite the collection of ear wax she proudly displays on her book shelf.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has insisted that her entire family call her "SuperScher" and is making some one trail behind her with theme music the entire weekend.You know this is one of the entries on my "101 Things to Do Before I Die", right?


PAM is very happy because she has managed to stock up her ketchup and salt supplies at home (Thank you, McDonalds!).

[papayahed]

PAM wears a coat made out of salt and pepper packets that she made herself.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM wishes that she had a salt and pepper packet coat, then her workmates would stop making fun of her for wearing see-through sandwich bags.


PAM confuzzles me with the term 'blue line'.


Haha, it's a Canada thing. The blue line is painted on the ice of a rink and denotes a team's zone in hockey. When someone screws up/falls down in the zone, they're said to have "tripped over the blue line."

[Nikhar]

When short of salt, PAM uses her nose dirt to make the food salty.


Make it yukkier than that! :p

[sixsmith]

PAM can't be trusted to refill condiments.

[Heathcliff]

PAM was a condiment, but the hamburger they were in came alive.


PAM wishes that she had a salt and pepper packet coat, then her workmates would stop making fun of her for wearing see-through sandwich bags.



Haha, it's a Canada thing. The blue line is painted on the ice of a rink and denotes a team's zone in hockey. When someone screws up/falls down in the zone, they're said to have "tripped over the blue line."

Thank you!!

Wait... Aw... Not thank you...

[The Comedian]

PAM thinks a mask can hide her true identity. As if!!

[sixsmith]

PAM traded his copy of Walden for a signed Hootie and the Blowfish lithograph.

[Heathcliff]

PAM think they are the most superior of the pack of rabid dogs they hang out with in the real world.

[papayahed]

PAM wears a watermelon hat.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears watermelon seed earrings and necklaces.

[The Comedian]

Teeny, tiny, 'fraidy-cat PAM uses a night light to keep all the imaginary spooks away.

[Heathcliff]

PAM has only just learnt to use a knife AND a fork at the same time.

[Scheherazade]

PAM has only just learnt to use a knife AND a fork at the same time. While PAM is still enjoying mashes and purees...

[Heathcliff]

PAM can't value the simple things (like mashes and purees).

[The Comedian]

PAM's breath is so bad I can smell it over the Internet. Eeech!

[Heathcliff]

PAM has his head buried in the snow.

[Maryd.]

PAM does not have a speech impediment, just a sleep impediment.

[Scheherazade]

PAM loves buying books because she believes they make ideal door stops.

[Heathcliff]

PAM enjoys reading books upside-down.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is Heathcliff, whom I have yet to meet on this forum!

Hi heathcliff! :wave:

[Heathcliff]

PAM is AimusSage, who I am just about meeting. :wave:

This is the 'say something mean' thread... Aw... I don't want to be mean.

I have to though.

Is PAM's avatar a duck?

[AimusSage]

If the PAM thinks my Avatar is a duck, he/she? should really look up the word frog in a dictionary! (if you don't understand, ask the awesome mr. Pendragon!)

I didn't realize it was the be mean to Pam thread, I've been away for far too long!

Nice to meat you anyway Heathcliff :)

[Heathcliff]

Ahh... Now I see the frog.

Looks like a duck too, with the white part being the beak.

Nice to meet you, PAM.

PAM is still a duck!!

[AimusSage]

Actually I'm not, but that's a long story! :P

PAM is fascinated with animals (not sure if that's insulting though it is the best I can come up with)

[Heathcliff]

PAM has their head in the clouds.

I'm not really THAT into animals.

[AimusSage]

The PAM is not into Animals!!!!!!!!! Ow the cruelty ;)

[Heathcliff]

PAM is accusing me of cruelty to animals.

I don't mind them, but they aren't my life-long hobby.

[AimusSage]

Does the Pam enjoy eating steaks once in a while?

I know i do... :D

[skib]

PAM lost her phone and had me almost worried.

[AimusSage]

Pam must be mistaken, I have my phone right here ;)

[skib]

PAM! Is that you? Now listen to me, young PAM! Why haven't you called me back? And why is your voice mailbox full? :lol:

[AimusSage]

Pam should know i never bother to listen to my voicemail :p

[Heathcliff]

PAM never returns calls. :D

[AimusSage]

The Pam is calling the Kettle Black. ::mad:








:D

[skib]

Pam has no idea what the Kettle Black is. Sounds like a morgue.

[Heathcliff]

PAM can't even figure out what a Kettle Black is.

(Neither do I.)

[AimusSage]

Come on Pam, if you don't know that the pot is calling the kettle black, what can you do?

[Heathcliff]

PAM expects too much.

Is that some sort of metaphor or is there some other significance?

[AimusSage]

Really PAM? REALLY? ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_calling_the_kettle_black

[Heathcliff]

PAM has his head stuck in the kettle.

[AimusSage]

It's cool though PAM, it's not on the fire. :p

[Heathcliff]

PAM thinks it makes a good hat. :D

[AimusSage]

It sure does Pam, it sure does.

Pam on the other hand, uses kettles to beat people over the head with.

[Heathcliff]

PAM puts the electric kettle, that you can plug into the wall, on top of the stove to boil.

[The Comedian]

PAM is too young for me to properly insult.

[papayahed]

PAM likes to wear water wings all the time, just in case...

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears waterwings while having a bath.

[Heathcliff]

PAM wears the bath.

[Maryd.]

Pam hops like a kangaroo.

[Heathcliff]

PAM wears a kangaroo suit because it is less scary for others to see her.

[Maryd.]

PAM's smile is so big, its wider than the Joker's in Batman.

[toni]

PAM's laugh puts the Joker to shame.

:p

[DanielBenoit]

PAM spoke German and thought it was French.

:p

[Maryd.]

PAM wishes he could fly.

[toni]

PAM just wrote a French poem on the evolution of éléphanteau.

:p

[toni]

Oh boy, that was for DB.

For Mary: PAM wasn't satisfied with her Kangaroo costume for Australia day, she insisted on the Koala costume.

[Maryd.]

Oh boy, that was for DB.

For Mary: PAM wasn't satisfied with her Kangaroo costume for Australia day, she insisted on the Koala costume.
:thumbs_up
:lol: Oh, I loved that one... Well done dear.

PAM thinks she is a comedian.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM thinks she is a DOG!

[Maryd.]

PAM is still looking for his other eye.

[Scheherazade]

PAM thinks Australia is the capital of Canberra.

[sixsmith]

PAM wants to move to Canberra. It's her kind of town.

[DanielBenoit]

PAM uses grease as a mustache.

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes big, brown eyes... He keeps them in a jar on his bedside table.

[sixsmith]

PAM gets her hemispheres confused.

[Scheherazade]

PAM wears t-shirts saying, "Proud to be Canberrean" (a different colour for every day of the week)!

[DanielBenoit]

PAM once pretended she was Tinker-Bell

[sixsmith]

PAM enjoyed Michael Bay's 'Pearl Harbor'.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to buy some blinds

[Heathcliff]

PAM needs to keep her eyeliner in one place.

[Maryd.]

PAM probably ate my eyeliner.

[BienvenuJDC]

Pam is a witch sometimes....(and I saw the pictures that prove it)

[Maryd.]

Pam is jealous and wishes he was a witch!

[BienvenuJDC]

Pam is just jealous that everyone loves Pam...

[Maryd.]

Pam's jealousy will leave him with green eyes.

[BienvenuJDC]

(I've always wanted green eyes)

Pam has brown eyes which means that she is full of.....

[Maryd.]

Ouch Bien...That hurts...

The last time PAM washed his mouth out, would have been by his mother... Last nigh!

[BienvenuJDC]

Pam feels the pain because it's true...LOL

[Maryd.]

Pam is such a dreamer.

[Heathcliff]

PAM is short.

[Maryd.]

PAM has a big mouth.

[The Comedian]

PAM needs has a wet nose.

[papayahed]

PAM wears white after labor day.

[JuniperWoolf]

PAM let the dogs out.

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM kept the dogs inside.

[Maryd.]

PAM should straighten his camera

[sixsmith]

PAM is responsible for Melbourne's train service.

[Maryd.]

PAM is tells lies.

[papayahed]

PAM thinks Three Stooges films are cinematic masterpieces

[Maryd.]

PAM pretends to read.

[Heathcliff]

PAM can't read.

[Maryd.]

PAM thinks she is a he.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is a "he"!

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM is PAC-WOMAN!

[papayahed]

PAM can't chew gum and walk at the same time.

[Scheherazade]

PAM chews gum in her sleep.

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM don't have teeth to chew gum properly.:D

[Maryd.]

PAM has gum stuck on his keyboard

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM loves me!:D

[Maryd.]

PAM does love you - and everyone else as well:lol:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Awww...PAM is soooooooo sweet and lovely!

[Maryd.]

(Only on Fridays... Hahaha)

PAM is a wonderful King.

[Neo_Sephiroth]

PAM is Queen...Again. :lol:

[Heathcliff]

PAM is Queen.

[Maryd.]

And you my daughter - PAM - are a princess.

[Scheherazade]

PAM prefers to type with her nose when no one is around.

[kiz_paws]

And PAM enjoys typing with her toes, people looking or nay! ;)

[NikolaiI]

Pam's toes look like a keyboard.

[Scheherazade]

PAM collects toes.

[The Comedian]

PAM save toenails to garnish her salad.

[kiz_paws]

PAM likes to sink their toes in salad!

[Scheherazade]

PAM's toes are so long that she can plait them!

[NikolaiI]

PAM's toes feel self-pity! :)

[BienvenuJDC]

PAM's toes are boney...

[Scheherazade]

PAM's bones are toey.

[sixsmith]

PAM plays the triangle in an air band.

[Scheherazade]

PAM is jealous that he could not pass the auditions for the airband.

[sixsmith]

PAM runs like a girl

[Maryd.]

PAM needs to clean her windows.

[Heathcliff]

PAM was scared of a little water.

[Maryd.]

PAM needs flippers.

[Heathcliff]

PAM was pushing the water away from her whilst in it, giving it to me.
Seriously happened . :p

[NikolaiI]

PAM's flippers got her kicked out of all the good restaurants.

[papayahed]

PAM likes to stick peanuts up his nose and shoot them at people he doesn't like.

[Heathcliff]

PAM's head looks like a peanut.

[papayahed]

PAM dates Mr. Peanut.

[Heathcliff]

PAM was refused by Mr. Peanut.

[Maryd.]

PAM still has a messy room.

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes to help the environment by saving water... So, she never washes herself or brush her teeth.

[Maryd.]

PAM's wings don't really work.

[kiz_paws]

PAM tried to start a new fad by wearing her shoes on the wrong feet

[Shalot]

PAM tries to wear flip flops with socks on and can't understand why it doesn't work out so well.

[Heathcliff]

PAM puts the flip-flops on before the socks.

[Maryd.]

PAM should find the other quater of her Salada biscuits.

[Heathcliff]

PAM stole it.

[Scheherazade]

PAM likes school!!!!!


:D