Pam

[kathycf]

Eww, that is really icky PAM. The PAM has a "booger" collection that knows no rival, most likely because nobody else would have one. :p

Gosh! This is all about the Smurfs. (http://www.smurf.com/)

[toni]

The PAM has an obsession with dogs.

She lives and breathes themand secretly wishes that one fine day, a wishing fairy would zap her into a dog...

Oh, but what the heck.

Wishing faeries are dumb.

So for now, the PAM is content with scratching her ear with her foot.:)

[Laindessiel]

Eww, that is really icky PAM. The PAM has a "booger" collection that knows no rival, most likely because nobody else would have one. :p ]

"Icky" is what you call a booger!!!!


Gosh! This is all about the [URL="http://www.smurf.com/"]Smurfs.[/URL

Ah, okay...Sorry, soooo naive. Ignorant, probably. I never knew they were such a hit. Now I would have to agree with you!! :D I love gags!

The PAM is an inconsiderable buffoon when it comes to time-to-write-a-poem time management. :lol: :lol: But she's trying not to be. At least!!!

Oi, joke lang, okay!

[dramasnot6]

The PAM may confuse newbies that she is a he due to her male avatar:lol:
Sorry i had to do an avatar one, just couldnt think of anything else. Maybe thats my insult?;)

[Laindessiel]

It is a lovely avatar, isn't it? What do you think? Haha.

I think the name Laindessiel is girly enough for everyone to recognize. :)

The PAM has a gross username if she means it as "Drama Snot". Aaack!!! :sick:

[dramasnot6]

haha, sorry about the username. hmm maybe i should change it? if thats even possible.....ill have to investigate that one....

The PAM has a violent mind reflected in her newly deformed avatar:)

[dramasnot6]

oh, and if it makes it a little less disgusting you can call me Mira(which strangely is my name):D

[mir]

oOOOoooo!!!

i LOVE the PAM's name!! Can i trade you?? Please? :D (mir is not my real name, unfortunately)

Dramasnot has a beautiful name. is it russian?

[Pendragon]

As for the PAM:

Sure Laindessiel's atvar doesn't affect her--
She used to date Hannibal Lecter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kathycf]

The PAM used to give Hannibal Lecter cooking lessons....:p

[dramasnot6]

oOOOoooo!!!

i LOVE the PAM's name!! Can i trade you?? Please? :D (mir is not my real name, unfortunately)

Dramasnot has a beautiful name. is it russian?

Aww thank you Mir! Mira is a name of many nations, ive been told its Slavic name too. In Italian and Latin i believe it means Miracle, and in Spanish it means Look!:lol: Of course you can have my name! But Mir is a very lovely and just suits such a lovely person. I dont see why you would want to change:D
I was named after Indian director Mira Nair,as my father is Indian and my mother,who is not, wanted me to have a name with some Indian roots.


the PAM has hilarious but blasphemous quotes to The Bard. I should be shocked....but ill have to admit that i cracked up when i first read them:lol: :D

[Pendragon]

The PAM is a drama queen! Oh, the humanity! The humanity! ;)

[kathycf]

The PAM has been known to paint himself before attending sporting events...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/th_1024jayFans.jpg (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/misc/1024jayFans.jpg)

[Laindessiel]

As for the PAM:

Sure Laindessiel's atvar doesn't affect her--
She used to date Hannibal Lecter! :lol: :lol: :lol:

No I did not Uncle Pen! I would like to dream of dating my previous avatar....but his features now isn't so bad. I'd gladly give him my neck...anytime baby...although it tickles 'round there. But what the heck, he's going to bite!


The PAM likes waffles. :D

[kathycf]

The PAM seems to be anti-waffles! You anti-waffler! :p

[dramasnot6]

The PAM is a drama queen! Oh, the humanity! The humanity! ;)
:lol: yes Uncle Pen, be veeery scared:D

The PAM makes up words :D

[Virgil]

PAM got her name because she sneezed (and out it rushed from her nose) while on stage performing Juliet. Poor Romeo. :lol:

[subterranean]

PAM is jealous of his own dog because it is much cuter than himself :D.

[kathycf]

The PAM lives in an old shoe. Bah, it's late. That is the best you are going get out of me tonight PAM. :D

[subterranean]

PAM is too ol' to stay up late. :D :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM got her name because she sneezed (and out it rushed from her nose) while on stage performing Juliet. Poor Romeo. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: i gotta say Virgil, i havent laughed like that for a loooong time. My parents came in and thought i was choking:lol: thanks for making my day!(as usual)


PAM doesnt respect their elders!:p

[dramasnot6]

Juliet: Oh romeo, romeo , where art thou romeo???
Romeo: getting a tissue for you! You could have TOLD me you had a cold before that kiss!

[Laindessiel]

The PAM seems to be anti-waffles! You anti-waffler! :p

Although I still don't know how to make them, Kathy, I is not an anti-waffler! :lol: I promise you I'll post the pics of the waffles I have made just to prove it to you! :p Swiss chocolate ones I prefer! How 'bout you? :lol:


The PAM makes up words :D

It's enough to make it to the Merriam-Webster.s! But I honestly don't think there's a person who's an anti-waffler....probably except for me, as Kathy said...:lol:


PAM got her name because she sneezed (and out it rushed from her nose) while on stage performing Juliet. Poor Romeo. :lol:

"And it rushed from her nose"....wow, you made my jaws lock Uncle Virg!


PAM is jealous of his own dog because it is much cuter than himself :D.

I beg to differ...:p

[kathycf]

The PAM claims she has no knowledge of waffle making, but I think she is engaged in a conspiracy to flood the world market with waffles, thus creating an economic crisis and then...blah blah blah. Waffler!

[dramasnot6]

Pam is a paranoid waffle lover

[dramasnot6]

of course, the last bit was not the insult, i love waffles!

[Laindessiel]

The PAM likes the leaf in the book more than the book itself! Okay, corny.

[Virgil]

PAM stole Santa's hat to give to the boy she has a crush on. :D

[kilted exile]

PAM mugged Santa and stole his toys

[RobinHood3000]

PAM has a silly accent. So there. Hmmph.

[Virgil]

PAM has a silly accent. So there. Hmmph.

I will say that my few days I spent in Scotland, I had a hard time with the accent. But the people were wonderful.

PAM is rather weak in his knowledge of history. ;)

[dramasnot6]

the PAM thinks too much, such users are dangerous
:lol: sorry, felt a bit Shakespearian for a second there:)

[mir]

Methinks the PAM doth protest too much! :D

uh . . . yeah, take it as an insult. :p

[dramasnot6]

:lol: protest about what exactly?:p

The PAM is anti-automobile

[Virgil]

PAM waste her time with gender analyzers. :D

[dramasnot6]

*indignant* its merely an experiment!
PAM isnt in favor for expanding ones knowledge with experiments:D

[Virgil]

*indignant* its merely an experiment!
PAM isnt in favor for expanding ones knowledge with experiments:D

No, if you didn't take the initiative to try it, I would have. But now I await your results.

PAM gets *indignant* easily. :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM is overdue for his rabies shots and flea and tick treatment! ;)
http://www.vetsurgeonsboardwa.au.com/VSB-images/03_07-dog_aggrsv.gif

[Laindessiel]

PAM has the stoutiest paunch in the history of Paunches and Their Characteristics Book and still look adorable.

(Sorry, Uncle Pen. I really can't insult the PAM. You are way too benign. But ofcourse, I can't come up with a creative one at the moment to make you proud of me. :()

[Virgil]

PAM is confused about her brain actually being organized.

[Madhuri]

The PAM is always fretting over some numbers getting added to his age :p Its just numbers, nothing more....:D

[dramasnot6]

the PAM needs a slight boost of ego! she doubts how pretty she is and her smile, tsk tsk:D :p

[Pendragon]

The PAM also seems to doubt her own worth and value, did she catch the illness? :(

[mir]

's going around lately, it seems. Well, don't you catch it too, Pen! You are the best troll on LitNet. :p

the PAM is a very sweet person.

[mir]

w-oops! *smacks head*

i thought this was the complimenting thread! Oh well. then, the PAM is a stupid and thread-confusing quetzal bird! :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM always blames her confusion on others.....:rolleyes: (I love this smilie, it actually makes my eyes roll up, whenever I use it....)

[mir]

yep! but Madhuri, did you look at who the PAM WAS? :lol:

the PAM is one of that growing breed, smiley-addicts!!!!! :D (join us, sister . . . . :p)

[Virgil]

PAM spills sauce on her blouse every time she's out at dinner. She has little polka dots sprayed all over her shirt. :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM is hypocritical about sauce spilling! I saw what you posted on Lily's thread....:p

[Pendragon]

Is the word "Hypocrite" even in the PAM's vocabulary? http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/foolish (16).gif

[papayahed]

The PAM secretly chews his toenails.

[Virgil]

PAM secretly peels her toenails off so she doesn't have to paint them. How do you handle that pain, PAM?

[Virgil]

PAM is hypocritical about sauce spilling! I saw what you posted on Lily's thread....:p

:lol: Actally I wrote the PAM post in the morning, and that evening, I spilled sauce on my shirt. :lol: It served me right. ;)

[dramasnot6]

PAM has recently suffered the expression "What goes around, comes around":lol: ;)

[papayahed]

PAM secretly peels her toenails off so she doesn't have to paint them. How do you handle that pain, PAM?



Ack!!


The PAM wears different colored socks

[dramasnot6]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?? *hides feet*

The PAM is frighteningly psychic

[Madhuri]

The PAM wears smelly socks.....:D

[Virgil]

PAM wears socks with holes in them.

Actually I must confess, I do. :D My mother used to darn my socks, but my wife refuses to. :lol: I hate to throw them out for just a hole at the tip. :D

[mir]

The PAM wears no socks! O.O

[Madhuri]

The PAM wears socks with very nice six-inch stiletto....:D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM wears more then one sock on each foot!

[papayahed]

The PAM wears socks on their ears.

[subterranean]

PAM is having trouble with distance determination.

[Shalot]

pam is having trouble with tenses :D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM is inaccurately portraying aliens in their avvy :alien:

[mir]

O_O

*inches away* and you would know that how . . .?

Mir to mothership! The PAM is a different species of extraterrestrial than us! Send out envoy of friendship immediatly! :D

The PAM also has antenna!

[kathycf]

The PAM has a terrible case of antenna-envy.

[Madhuri]

The PAM has real antennas growing from her head...:p

[dramasnot6]

The PAM judges people by what sprouts from their upper body :p

[Virgil]

PAM is starting to grow fur, like her dog. Oh PAM, now what are you going to do?

[dramasnot6]

:lol: Ah well, at least this saves me money on winter coats :p

The PAM's resemblance to his dog in a recent photo leads me to believe he is turning into his avatar :D

[Pendragon]

I cannot believe the PAM decieved me with her profile picture...http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/doh (30).gif

[Poetess]

PAM shaves her moustache once a day

[RobinHood3000]

Hey, Poetess, good to see you around. Pen's actually a "he," but that was a good one!

PAM accidentally used permanent ink on her forearm.

[Pendragon]

The PAM needs to watch where he points that bow! OUCH! :flare:

[RobinHood3000]

PAM needs to watch into whose line of fire he steps. :p I won't pay for more than 3 pads of gauze, mate!

[Laindessiel]

PAM is as flexible as his Mr. Rubber Ducky... good friend and good listener. :)

Whoops, was that a compliment? Yikes....Shouldn't have went here. :p

Hello there Rob!

[mir]

the PAM mixes threads! and wears green sweatshirts with orange pants! :lol:

hi Lain! :wave:

[Virgil]

PAM is stranded in outer space. Shall we send a rescue team? ;)

[dramasnot6]

The PAM makes the assumption that outer space isnt a good place to be! Hey, thats my home youre talking bout there! :p

[mir]

Virgil - nope, i'm used to it! my brain spends plenty of time there as it is! :p

Drama's planet is infested with green mice! O_O

[Madhuri]

The PAM eats up green mice....:sick: :D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM doesnt know how tasty green mice really are :p :lol: jk...jk...

[Laindessiel]

The PAM doesn't get tired of sneezing snotting all over the place while having green mice as snacks while sitting on a Thomas Hardy book while some male alien (not your CUTIE, it would be a compliment :p) draws you a portrait inside an alien spaceship! :p :p :p :p

Love ya Drame!

[AimusSage]

The PAM insults like a cute little girl :p

[Laindessiel]

*transfering it to the Compliment thread*.... Wait a minute, little girl as in "Childish?!!!!!"

The PAM insults like a real , true-blue, geeky insulter. :p

[AimusSage]

The PAM forces people to wear superman outfits! :eek2:

[Laindessiel]

Am not! Dang it. You said you wanted to be a sidekick. :eek:

The PAM is a lousy and blunt-minded sidekick to his father that he doesn't realize he's half-naked by Superman Zorro-ing him!

[AimusSage]

What half of me is naked? :p

The PAM's a sidekick abuser! ;)

[Laindessiel]

Saying it again: "I not dirty." Please! :p

The PAM, doesn't agree with me that he's a lousy fighter and that he's better of planting turnips...on his bountiful Land of Ever Glorious Turnips... :)

[Madhuri]

The PAM flies like a pesky mosquito.....:lol:

[Laindessiel]

Why? Am not an annoying Superhero...:p

Maddie has just written her name on the sand and got washed away by her Boss, The Devil...*joking Mads...* :p

[AimusSage]

The PAM thinks being a dedicated fan of Lost involves being on a plane that crashes over an island in the ocean. :eek2:

Don't do it PAM!

[Madhuri]

The PAM lives in an illusion that he is a superhero....:p

[Laindessiel]

The PAM thinks being a dedicated fan of Lost involves being on a plane that crashes over an island in the ocean. :eek2:

Don't do it PAM!

If me being stranded on that island means having the same people on board that same plane, why not? :p

PAM is not mad, as her little nickname suggests, but rather mental? :D :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM has an eye on my Devil throne...Dont even come near it....:p :D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM uses her "job" ;) to strike revenge on innocent wannabe superheros! :P :D

[RobinHood3000]

Superheroes? Who??

PAM has passed 1,000 posts. And you all know what that means.

[kathycf]

PAM has passed 1,000 posts. And you all know what that means.
The PAM is talking out of his Lincoln Green hat. :D

[Pendragon]

And the PAM is talking out of her pointy black one! http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/figuren/g080.gif

[mir]

so is the PAM, Miss over 2500 posts! :p

[mir]

woops! that was for Kathy! Pen is an evil fast poster! :p

[RobinHood3000]

PAM is a little slow on the trigger. What do you expect from an antiquated space station?

[mir]

:eek:

ANTIQUATED?? Who can no longer fit into the under-sixteens thread?? (and is sneaking in anyways, ROBIN :lol: )

[kathycf]

The PAM takes a bath in a mixture of egg and milk, rolls around in a huge vat of bread crumbs and thereupon sits under a heatlamp. She then announces that she is full of "mir nuggety goodness". That is a far cry from McNuggets!

and is sneaking in anyways, ROBIN
Not to mention sneaking in the girly threads...:p ;)

[mir]

. . . Mmmm!! Nuggety goodness. :lol:

view my new recipie thread for that one, Kathy. :D

the PAM secretly uses black magical skills to attract guys to the girls' threads! O.O

[dramasnot6]

PAM spends all her time cooking and forgets to sleep! :D

[Virgil]

PAm wears her school uniform inside out. You know, really rebellious. :D

[dramasnot6]

:lol: Not quite that Virgil, but close enough! :p

The PAM wears no uniform at all and went through school in his birthday suit:eek:

[Laindessiel]

The PAM lives in the Land of the Ignorant and Naivete..

'Nuff said...

*joking Mira...!!!*

[Madhuri]

The PAM is always throwing serious insults and then saying *I am joking* :rolleyes:

[ShoutGrace]

"For eyes, which roll towards all, weep not . . ."


The PAM is always rolling her eyes! I'm suprised they aren't all worn out! :D

[Laindessiel]

This girl doesn't want to offend...;) I don't know where the line comes between insulting and joking insulting...:(

The PAM, I take it, has been abdicated from her throne as Her Highness the Supreme Devil's Advocate...

*hihi*

[Laindessiel]

Whoops.. Hey Shouty! Magandang Araw sa iyo! :)

[ShoutGrace]

Hi. :D

PAM communicates in languages foreign to me, and thus retains the option to secretly insult me!

[Laindessiel]

Never would I do that, Dear Shouty. "Magandang Araw sa iyo!" is "Good Day to you!". Hope you're having a nice one! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1055.gif

PAM is a good insulter. :goof:

[Madhuri]

Ya, he insulted me very well...:( so he gets some more of these from me....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

The PAM is really lost :D

[Pendragon]

Maddie is so lost she has taken to writing messages in the sand... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/g015.gif

[Laindessiel]

The PAM has been a husband and a Dragon for 27 years. He must be a loyal Dragon to his wifey and never spits out flames whenever they're together.

Hen-pecked, Uncle Pen? :D

[ShoutGrace]

Ya, he insulted me very well...:( so he gets some more of these from me.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

:rolleyes:



Never would I do that, Dear Shouty. "Magandang Araw sa iyo!" is "Good Day to you!". Hope you're having a nice one!


Well, it wasn't too bad when you were here to insult. ;) :D



PAM is a good insulter. :goof:

I say it again, to a different PAM: the PAM is much too complimentary for the insult the PAM thread! Roll up your sleeves and insult me, PAM! Just be sure to add some mollifying smilies towards the end somewhere. :rolleyes: :D

[kathycf]

The PAM is insulting to the insulting skills of other forum members. How rude!

Per request: :p :p :lol: :) ;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

[ShoutGrace]

Per request:


Ah, see . . . I don't feel so bad now. ;)

PAM! PAM is one of those people who puts a giant inflatable Santa Claus in their front lawn, lets it sag and drag after Christmas (or, the Holiday Season), and just leaves it there until Feburary as a despicable eyesore - a true testament to her lazyness. :rolleyes:

[toni]

The PAM likes it whenever his dog licks and drools over his ears.. :p

[kathycf]

The PAM herself prefers to do the licking and drooling on the ears of all and sundry. ;) :p



Ah, see . . . I don't feel so bad now. ;)

PAM! PAM is one of those people who puts a giant inflatable Santa Claus in their front lawn, lets it sag and drag after Christmas (or, the Holiday Season), and just leaves it there until Feburary as a despicable eyesore - a true testament to her lazyness. :rolleyes:
*cough* No not the Santa, but I have been known to leave my tree up until all the needles fall off...How did you guess?

[toni]

The PAm keeps us as her pets...:bawling:
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q174/zu_warrior/alien-greenface.jpg

I know how to photobucket, now, kathy! Are you proud of me?:D

[Virgil]

PAM snores very loud at night and keeps her sister from sleeping. :D

[Madhuri]

:rolleyes:
I say it again, to a different PAM: the PAM is much too complimentary for the insult the PAM thread! Roll up your sleeves and insult me, PAM! Just be sure to add some mollifying smilies towards the end somewhere. :rolleyes: :D

*sleeves rolled up" *boxing gloves on* http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s075.gif So, you were saying.....:brow:

Dont mess with the one and only Litnet Baddie, unless you want a similar fate http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/a057.gif :D

*hehehe I can see Shout running for his life. Hey, come back I was only joking!!*


The PAM himself is a big time snorer....:p

[dramasnot6]

PAM snores while lying in the sand :P

[Laindessiel]

The PAM is the apple of my eyes...quite literally....;)

[AimusSage]

The PAM is so afraid of her own birthday, she ages backward for 364 days, than starts aging normally again for 364 days. Don't forget the leap years PAM. :p

[Laindessiel]

The PAM is so afraid of the Earth that he's willing to throw himself to Io, Luna, and Mars and swore to never come back!!!

*don't do it please..*

[mir]

The PAM is planning her alien invasion of Earth as we speak! :D She is already invading the LitNet with her corrupting messages of love and friendship . . . O_O

:) just kidding, Lain, i love you. :wave:

[AimusSage]

The PAM is so afraid of the Earth that he's willing to throw himself to Io, Luna, and Mars and swore to never come back!!!

*don't do it please..*
Too late :eek2:

The PAM is quite a bit different from the usual space stations, she vents atmosphere. :eek2: ;)

I'm not quite sure what I mean with that, but it sounds bad, which is good as an insult

[Laindessiel]

I love you too Mir!

The PAM is overstuffed from turnips and says he needs to have those Turnip Meringue Pies!

What the....

[Madhuri]

The PAM is not at all hospitable, she just wants to make the aliens go away....:D

[Laindessiel]

Me, Mads? Ha! It would take a wrestling match for Toni to stay away from the computer! And it would take a dozen German Shepherds for Mira to keep out of the forum! Or maybe not...:)

The PAM is a serious insulter. ;)

[Madhuri]

The PAM sleeps under her bed instead of over it....Why PAM?? :D

[Laindessiel]

The PAM sleeps not on a bed but on the back of her furry dog! Why PAM? :D

[dramasnot6]

The PAM toys with boys hearts! :p

[ShoutGrace]

PAM annoyingly *slurps* chicken noodle soup broth out of the bowl . . .

[subterranean]

PAM drolls! :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM annoyingly *slurps* chicken noodle soup broth out of the bowl . . .

:lol: Make that onion or miso soup! I dont eat chicken :p

PAM smiles too much! It makes us think she is up to something...:alien:

[subterranean]

PAM smiles too much! It makes us think she is up to something...:alien:

PAPAM is indeed up to something :D :D >>>these are grins, by the way!


PAM never washed up

[Virgil]

PAM wakes up with hippopotamus yawn and a morning howl at the sun.

[Riesa]

Pam wears knee-high white socks with shorts.

[Laindessiel]

The PAM toys with boys hearts! :p

Well, they're willing...:lol:

The PAM eats her oatmeal so annoyingly dry that the food won't fall even if you turn the bowl upside down! :p

Not to worry PAM, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. :thumbs_up :thumbs_up :thumbs_up I like my oatmeal chewy.

[dramasnot6]

PAM gets chewy oatmeal stuck in her teeth
:p

[toni]

The PAM's mucho favorite dessert is fried tofu sprinkled with green olives with icecream on top..:sick:

[dramasnot6]

:sick: thank you but no thank you toni :p:D

The PAM fears being out of shape to the extent that she jogs while eating :p

[mir]

ha ha ha!

sorry - funny memories. i once had to run back to my school from a few miles away with a friend (i actually do that a lot because the city center is only about 2 miles from there and we can get dinner or windowshop before an afterschool thing), and i bet her a can of corn that she couldn't eat an enormous Starbucks cookie by the time we reached the school, and . . . . yeah, i lost my corn. :lol: we were running the whole way too!! :sick:

anyhoo - the PAM eats enormous cookies and gets her excersize by digesting them! :p

[dramasnot6]

:lol: I wish! :D

The PAM makes unsafe bets! She once lost her life savings in poker:banana:

[toni]

The PAM is a part of the group "Frog Croaks Harmony Carols for Christmas" lol
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/c065.gif

[dramasnot6]

:lol: i wont fight that! :D

the PAM gets bubbles in her nose when she drinks soda! :p

[Laindessiel]

And the PAM "snorts" them out via her Sneezer..http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1198.gif

Hoorible PAM. How can you do such thing?http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/006.gif

[Madhuri]

The PAM has recently become shameless.....:D

[Misscaroline]

The PAM is getting dangerously close to 3000. Take cover! I heard when Baddies hit 3001, their computer spontaneously combusts...

[Laindessiel]

The PAM has recently become shameless.....:D

*singing 98 Degrees*

"It's all because of you..."


The PAM is getting dangerously close to 3000. Take cover! I heard when Baddies hit 3001, their computer spontaneously combusts...

Whaaa...Well, I'd prefer it more when Baddies lose the word Baddies from their birth certificate name when they hit 3001.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/1249.gif

The PAM shoots arrows with her armpits using the Supah Powah Stink!

Shameless Mads, I know.

*singing 98 Degrees again* "It's all because of you..."

[Misscaroline]

:confused: I guess I smell rather awful, then...

The PAM is a very zany person who is fond of using boy band lyrics to convey her crazy moods....:p

[Laindessiel]

To make things different, I'll sing Westlife.

"But if I let you go,
I would never know,
How my life would be
Holding you close to me,
Will I ever see you smiling back at me...
How will I know?
If I let you go..."

I do that rather often, and I think one of the people who recieved it most was Aimus. He now has bleeding ears.

*Hey Aims, I'm singing NSync...*

Mwahahaha...

[Misscaroline]

Ah, run away! The PAPAM does not like boy bands all that much! The PAM has...interesting...taste...

[Laindessiel]

Don't! No one will listen to me no more..:(

But maybe you prefer http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif!

The PAM has size of JLo's behind...only 10 times more...

[Misscaroline]

I will, although I really must get going on this chores bit... I'll check in every now and then, I promise...

:lol: Wow. That was some kind of special... And how would you know?
The PAM is either diturbingly imaginitive, or the PAM has sources of which we know not...

[Laindessiel]

Of which Uncle Pen does, yeah.

The PAM is a killer! *has a killer-smile...:p*

[Misscaroline]

Oh, dear. I'm going to have to post a picture, eventually, aren't I? Dang...

The PAM is a perceptive little imp! (PAPAM hears the lunch calling... be back later, my dear...)

[Laindessiel]

Okay...now I know where you live...:D
Same as Robin's, I guess...

The PAM is not as careful as her lovey dovey when it comes to hiding secrets. The PAPAM knows where she is now...

[Misscaroline]

You do?:confused: What's going on?

How does the PAM know? What's going on? And I'm not as secretive, so no problem there...

[Laindessiel]

You say you'll NEVER TELL! Well, knowing without telling is one of my powers... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek067.gif

I thought you were going to lunch?

I made the PAM confused. Yet again.

[Misscaroline]

Alright, silly. I was just wondering how you figured it out. And I'm back, for a little while, at least.

The PAM is sometimes confusing, but the PAM is always, always fun!

[Laindessiel]

Thanks. But I thought that this was the Insult thread? Oh, well, can't help complimenting. I do that a lot too. Before Maddie the Baddie shook my head and came out all garbled up, and me coming out BADDER...

Grammar on purpose...

The PAM is a flying tiger!

Not a crouching dragon, as I am. :p

[Misscaroline]

The PAM is too silly for words....:lol:

[Laindessiel]

The PAM is too silly for action. Even the "a woowoowoowoowoo" thing is getting to her now...:p

[Misscaroline]

The PAPAM is silly with wrapping fever. The PAM, however, is a very distracting companion! Can't the PAM find someone else to play with while the PAPAM goes and tries to finish her chores?

[Pendragon]

The PAM is hiding a dragon inside! http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-wishdragon.gifWhoops! That was for Lain!

[Laindessiel]

Sure. But answer my PM. I need to go to bed now. :)

[Misscaroline]

G'night Lain! The PAM is too silly to save energy to play on the forum all day. The PAPAM is just silly! :p And who knows, PAPAM, maybe I'm hiding a dragon too!

[Madhuri]

The PAM is a strange kind of a flyer...:p 'Wompaflyer'

[dramasnot6]

PAM has a wonderful knowledge of Indian food! Yumyum :D

[Laindessiel]

The PAM has just eaten a Hors d' ouevres ala Alien (spell that right? I know it's pronounced like "orderbs", correct?) and said that it was the tastiest thing in the whole Milky Way! :p

[mir]

Now . . . the question is . . . which alien did she eat?? O_o :p

The PAM gets caught in her butterfly wings and has to enlist a tractor beam to pull her free! :) (or whatever they're called, the beam-me-up-Scotty things. :D)

[Madhuri]

The PAM seems to be hanging in the air (avy), do you plan to land? :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM refuses to catch poor mir when she lands!

[Poetess]

offline





 

[mir]

wheeee!!!! *crash*

:D i'm okay, i landed on Drama.

The PAM is . . . offline!! O_O how horrible, PAM! :p

[Laindessiel]

You can land on me too, PAM! :p

The PAM is online! How fantabulistic! :p Super :lol:

[mir]

he he, well, i went off for lunch, but back now. The PAM is a very nice person who i promise not too land on TOO hard! :lol:

[Laindessiel]

'Tis okay, PAM. I've got Clark Kent's back. You land on me too hard and see who's gonna get injured. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/sportlich/h010.gif

Jokes!

[dramasnot6]

PAM is squished like a pancake now! :p

[toni]

The PAM often sleeps on her puppydog's bed..:P

[Madhuri]

The PAM should be baking christmas cake for all Litnet-ians, but she is busy insulting...:p :D

[toni]

Hey Maddie, :DI was just through ribboning the last of the cakes to be given away.:) http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/k020.gif

The PAM secretly buys pigeon feeds because she likes them so much.:D

[Madhuri]

The PAM is jealous that now after having the pigeon feed I can fly like a real bird, but she cant...hehehe :p

[Laindessiel]

Maddie has become one of the playboy pigeon's wifey (the number 2) and wife number 1 got went ballistic over it and pecked and pecked her until alll the feeds glued to her face. You better http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/haushalt/c055.gif now Mads... :p

[dramasnot6]

PAM over-cooked for her holiday meal! Who will get the leftovers PAM? :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM hoards up the left-overs. Come to India and i'll stuff you with paratha and lassi, that you wont be able to move an inch..:D :p

[zanna]

The PAM invites people over, only to stuff them into inaction! But it bet it tastes good. :)

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks its unhealthy to stuff oneself uptil the neck and become inactive. Its a devine feeling PAM, try it once...:p :D

Lassi -- a Yoghurt based drink
http://www.sallys-place.com/food/recipes/indian/mango_lassi.jpg

Paratha
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2003/07/16/images/2003071600030405.jpg

[Laindessiel]

Are you kidding me? THOSE look good! I wouldn't mind gaining a few pounds with those!

I would like the PAM more if she just didn't post the images of those delectable and makes-me-wanna-go-hungry foods and delivered them to each of us in our houses. http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/schilder/179.gif

[Madhuri]

The PAm is already stuffed with Christmas goodies and wants more...How greedy...:p :D

Okay here you have paratha

http://www.suvir.com/paratha.jpg

and some more lassi

http://www.taza.co.uk/images/lassi.jpg

[Laindessiel]

*slurp, slurp, bite, slurp, bite, bite, bite, slurp, slurp* Aaaahhh, all wiped out.

Maddie realized I have to be taken seriously. But she doesn't realize that I'm already overweight with all those stuff she brought me. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/s035.gif

[Madhuri]

Taken seriously...:rolleyes: :lol: :D

*jus' joking, you are lovely*


The PAM is overweight :p

[Virgil]

PAM talks in riddles.

[Laindessiel]

The PAM stole the belly of Santa. Going to jail now, Uncle Virg? :lol:

[dramasnot6]

PAM is the Christmas Police now! :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM creates a lot of fuss and drama...:p :D

[kathycf]

I was browsing a reputable news website and read the most shocking story about the PAM! Click on the image to expand and read all about what Maddie prefers we didn't know!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/th_maddiestory.jpg (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/maddiestory.jpg)

[dramasnot6]

:lol: I'm so sorry youre bankrupt Madhuri! No wonder you wrote your name in the sand, you couldnt afford a pen :p

PAM is a no-good gossip! :p

[kathycf]

The PAM makes that sort of statement knowing full well she is the author of such bestselling books as Gossip, gossip, who's got the gossip? and No good gossiping and you, a user's guide.

[Pendragon]

The PAM, whom-I-may-not-name, is trudging barefoot in the snow back to her crypt! ;)

[Laindessiel]

The PAM lives in a place where hicks are cool, where rednecks are educated and back-- (what's that again?) are popularly acceptable. Good on 'ya hick!

*so sorry Uncle Pen*

[dramasnot6]

PAM makes unfair stereotypes of my sweet homeland Virginia! :p just kidding PAM, i got a laugh outta it :lol: ;)

[dramasnot6]

AND OH MY! i have just noticed PAPAPAM is located in one of my favorite books(in my top 20 for sure) the Mists of Avalon by fantastic feminist writer Marion Zimmer Bradley! yay for you pen! :thumbs_up

[mir]

Hmm!!! I was thinking about reading that. Now I'll have to. :p

the PAM is a mean person! she adds to my already way-too-long list of things to read!! :( :D

[Shadowsarin]

The PAM is apparently very addapted to life without oxygen, gravity or any of the other luxuries the rest of us have being in Inner Space.

[AutumnGal]

Hmm, this PAM is just as insult-worthy as she (he?) is commendable. I find it difficult to insult PAM, as we are unaquainted...

[Shadowsarin]

It is he, I'm sorry to say, haha.

The person above me and I must get aquainted so its ok to throw friendly insults at each other :D

[AutumnGal]

The PAM condones insults--I find that quite inexcusable! ;)

(Although the PAM is assisting me with my post count, tee hee! :))

[RobinHood3000]

PAM wishes her face didn't get stuck the way her avatar looks...

[AutumnGal]

PAM wishes his barbs, as well as his arrows, were more true in hitting their marks... ;)

[Virgil]

PAM is a whore for posts.

Sorry, I'm kidding.

[AutumnGal]

PAM is a whore for posts.

Sorry, I'm kidding.

:lol: Oh, that cracked me up, Virgil! ROTFLMAO!!! :lol:

PAM has dog breath... :p

[Shadowsarin]

The PAM would be really really buggered if spammy posts weren't counted :p

Although, that said, so would I, hehe

[AutumnGal]

I can't insult the PAM; he gave me my 100th post! Now I can stop being a "post whore" (Virgil!). :D

[Virgil]

100th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations.

[AutumnGal]

You silly goose; you forgot to insult me. ;)

[dramasnot6]

PAM enjoys insults :p Why oh why PAM?

[Virgil]

PAM has a habit of misjudging he-goats from she-goats. You know you must be careful on what you tug on PAM.

[Madhuri]

The PAM crawls like a baby. Its high time you learnt walking. :p :D

[dramasnot6]

PAPAM only knows its a bad thing to tug on a goat from personal experience! :p :lol:

PAM has been blinded by charm!!(look at her siggy!) oh no! poor girl is bumping into things now....:p

[Madhuri]

bumping into things now....:p

I wish those are some real nice things that I bump into..:D *bump* *bump* ;)

The PAM needs some lessons on how to milk a he-goat...:goof:

[toni]

The PAM thought it cool when she bleached her eyebrows and dyed it purple...:D

[Madhuri]

:lol: The PAM fainted after seeing my purple coloured eyebrows, and she calls herself Samurai Girl..:rolleyes: :D

[dramasnot6]

PAM's eyebrows fell into her soup, turning it purple :p

[Madhuri]

The PAM wants to drink that soup...:sick:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM threatens her fans with the possibility that she will absent the forum. :(

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks its not nice if I take a short break. How mean :bawling:

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM, for some reason, doesn't realize how appreciated and enjoyed she is around here! :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM shouldnt show so much attitude with rolling eyes every now and then....Behave!! :D

Dont try to scare me, that is my job...:D

[ShoutGrace]

*meekly* Yes, maam.


:rolleyes:

PAM is territorial about her emoticons!

[Madhuri]

Did I just see you behaving? See, I can justify my title...:D

The PAM likes intruding into others well guarded territories. *trying to make the boundaries more fool proof* :D

[ShoutGrace]

The PAM is really good at modifying my behaviour :flare: (but sadly, she isn't so good at guarding her boundaries). ;) :D

[Madhuri]

*slaps the PAM on his hand* Dont you anywhere be near my territories, as I have http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/a065.gif my men patrolling the area.

The PAM is now mad *asking sheepishly why PAM, what happened?* :D

*okay you can come into my territory, only for once*

[ShoutGrace]

*slaps the PAM on his hand* Dont you anywhere be near my territories, as I have http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/a065.gif my men patrolling the area.

Ow! *rubs hand vigorously* :D

MEN?!? There shouldn't be anyone in your territories. You should install a force field instead, PAM. ;)


The PAM is now mad *asking sheepishly why PAM, what happened?* :D

Well, I'm not so mad after:


*okay you can come into my territory, only for once*

:blush: :blush: :blush:

Okay . . . *stepping gingerly*

*holds out hand for more smacking if need be*

[dramasnot6]

PAM is a bit of a massochist for hand-slapping :p :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM thinks its easy to enter into a territory with hand-slapping. It takes a lot, a lot of flattering posts...:D

But you are always welcome to have a cup of tea at my place anytime...:D

PAPAM -- there will ONLY be men and NO women around, especially when you have already entered the territory...:)

*okay you are also welcome for a cup of tea*

[dramasnot6]

:D thanks maddie!
PAM is giving away too much tea! The world supply is shrinking! :p

[mir]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :p

the PAM will jinx the tea supply!! O.O

[dramasnot6]

PAM is turning into a mug of tea!!! Be careful not to let anyone drink you Mir! :eek:

[mir]

Well, i think i might drink myself first! yawn . . . i am up WAY too late. :p

Drama will have to wait for an insult while i go and replenish my caffeination! :D plus, it would be hard to insult her. :wave:

[dramasnot6]

:wave: Mir is too kind for her own good! :D Let's all keep her supply of caffiene nice and ample, or else we may see another side of mir! :eek: :p just kidding, she is a http://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/littleangel.gif with or without the hyper liquid! :D

[Madhuri]

The PAM hops like a frog...:D *what a silly insult that is* :D