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[nickelsilver]

Teach them to two-step
What's worse than being in Hell?
A hoe-down in Hell

[Weeping Willow]

A hoe-down in Hell
El Dia De Los Muertos
Vamos a bailar!

opps.. forgot to put translation.. hi hi... :goof:
From Spanish..

The day of the dead.
we go to dance

[nickelsilver]

Vamos a bailar!
And El Diablo will lead
Don't get left behind

[Weeping Willow]

:lol: nice...

Don't get left behind
Because lonely is so sad
Quietly i weep

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Quietly I weep;
Sometimes I don't know quite why,
But it clears the eyes.

[Weeping Willow]

But it clears the eyes
Like rain cleaning for us Earth
While we destroy it

[samercury]

beautiful

While we destroy it
Watching peacefully as it
Crumbles on the ground

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Crumbles on the ground;
The remains of a picnic?
Or a stolen cake?

[Weeping Willow]

Or a stolen cake?
Made from pieces of our hearts
Eaten by evil

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I am noticing a thread of melancholy in your haikus WW. They are good, but sad. Cheer up there in your little corner. Wipe away those tears with laughter - nature's Kleenex.

Eaten by evil,
But not the heart, Not ever!
The heart will throb on.

[Psycheinaboat]

The heart will throb on
I keep it in a nice jar
Embalming true love

[samercury]

:eek:........

[Psycheinaboat]

A bit macabre, I know... sorry. :)

[samercury]

-I just posted at the same tome so...:/

Embalming true love
Placing it in a cucoon
Death keeping it safe

[Weeping Willow]

I am noticing a thread of melancholy in your haikus WW. They are good, but sad. Cheer up there in your little corner. Wipe away those tears with laughter - nature's Kleenex.



Sorry i didn't mean to... :goof:

Death keeping it safe
But life are more precious
We'll vanquish darkness!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

no need for apologies - I was observing, not criticising.

We'll vanquish darkness;
splashing bright paint like Pollock,
We'll drench our canvass.

[Scheherazade]

We'll drench our canvas,
Painting that beautiful lass.
Please don't make a pass!

[Eva Marina]

Please don't make a pass
All sorrow will go at last
When blue skies return

[samercury]

When blue skies return
And Spring drives our fears away
Admiring nature

[Virgil]

We'll drench our canvas,
Painting that beautiful lass.
Please don't make a pass!

Very nice Scher. Was it intended for Star?

Admiring nature
we come to the frozen pond
Of the inferno.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Of the inferno,
In fearful whispers they speak;
But fear fans the flames.

[Vedrana]

But fear fans the flames
that, licking and caressing,
destroy, unsparing

[Virgil]

destroy, unsparing
those that tear down mankind and
snuff out great knowledge

[Vedrana]

Snuff out our great knowlege
Wash out our enlightenment
Ignorance is bliss

[Vedrana]

Oh, by the way, Virgil, I notice your last line was six syllables in length. Never mind!

[Weeping Willow]

Ignorance is bliss
The blue pill or the red one
Maybe i'll take both!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Oh, by the way, Virgil, I notice your last line was six syllables in length. Never mind!

Only when you misquoted him - never mind. :lol:


Maybe I'll take both,
Or perhaps I'll take neither;
Maybe I won't choose.

[samercury]

Maybe I won't choose
Just stay and enjoy it all
-No more decisions

[emily655321]

No more decisions
No more past, no more future
Just me, just here, now

[Weeping Willow]

JuSt mE, jUst HeRE, NoW
TaKe LiFe As THey Come AloNG
SimPle As CAn bE

[emily655321]

Simple as can be
The overt is lost on me
Stranded in the depths

[samercury]

Stranded in the depths
Of an unending nightmare
Screaming to get out

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Screaming to get out,
And once I have my freedom,
I only want back in!

[samercury]

lol

I only want back in
To the safe haven called home
Happy to see you

[emily655321]

EDIT.......

[Riesa]

Happy to see you
taking risks, not just looking
at life emptily.

[Weeping Willow]

at life emptily
Through the looking miror glass
Alice in Wonderland


p.s ( i know.. the last one is 6 syllables but i had too.. hope you forgive me.. :blush:)

[Riesa]

forgiven but not forgotten :D

Alice in Wonderland
often finds herself thinking:
Strange world I am in.

[Weeping Willow]

Strange world I am in
Avy's changing to muppets!
Some crazy people!

[Riesa]

Some crazy people
Find themselves spending time here;
Lost in cyberspace.

[Virgil]

Oh, by the way, Virgil, I notice your last line was six syllables in length. Never mind!
snuff-out-great-know-ledge - I count five.

Lost in cyberspace
I encountered the lit net
So much for spare time

Boy, everyone has been so creative today.

[Weeping Willow]

:lol:.. hi hi ...

So much for spare time
I'm lost here but i like it!
Never to return!

[Riesa]

Never to return,
To humdrum chores and small talk
I dream in Haiku.

[Anon22]

Here's a Haiku I just thought up:

See no evil, hear
no evil, speak no evil,
alas, no evil

anyhow to continue the game:

I dream in Haiku,
I think in Haiku, I see
in Haiku, Haiku

[Riesa]

cool, dc.

In Haiku, Haiku
Japan, ancient master sat
Observing frogs splash.

[Anon22]

Observing frogs splash,
birds fly, dogs bark, in complete
harmonious sync

[Riesa]

Harmonious sync
Disharmonious funk, King
Thelonious Monk

[Virgil]

Thelonious Monk,
Pianist extraordinair,
Cool with rhythm, man!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Thelonious Monk,
Pianist extraordinair,
Cool with rhythm, man!

Twice in one day I find myself agreeing with you Virgil - that makes it 50% - could be worse!

Cool with rhythm, man,
Add Miles Davis to the list;
Life is worth living.

PS. Reisa, I loved your dream in Haiku line.

[Riesa]

*humbly curtsies*

Life is worth living
Half moon day, Winter hidden.
Crinkled eyes laughing.

[Vedrana]

Oh God, how embarassing is that? Sorry about that, Virgil and Xamonas. That'll teach me to read things more carefully in the future. By the way, I really admire your poetry Xamonas. Once again, my apologies.

Crinkled eyes laughing
Her weather worn face aglow
With old memories

[Riesa]

With old memories
Hallowed diluted keepsakes
Fine days and Horrors

[Virgil]

Fine days and horrors
Watching Frankenstein movies
Christmas vacation.

[Riesa]

Christmas vacation:
Craggy family latrine
Furiously scrubbed.

[Virgil]

Good one. While everyone has a good haiku every so often, you consistently churn out good ones.

Furiously scrubbed
for grammatical errors
he still had typos

[Riesa]

My life depends on it. :)

He still had typos
Sharp-eyed stubborn soul
Collides with playtime.

[Virgil]

Collides with playtime
Study and practice and work
So let's ignore work.

[white camellia]

work out our game
get inspiration for my
life, the lengthy work

[Riesa]

So let's ignore work.
Delicate toil, bearing
Life the lengthy work.

[emily655321]

Life, the lengthy work
Death, the long-sought-after goal
Sleep, the interim

[Weeping Willow]

Sleep, the interim
The filling of my sandwich
So bon appetit!

[samercury]

lol

So bon appetit!
And don't eat IT too quickly
It plots against you

[Weeping Willow]

It plots against you
Just trying to make you cry!
Like Same's computer...
:D

[Riesa]

Like Same's computer
Constantly crashing! Making
Her friends here miss her.

[Virgil]

Her friends here miss her
Pacing up and down waiting.
The haiku princess.

[Weeping Willow]

The haiku princess
Goddess of words as you've said
Now i know genders

:D

[Virgil]

Now I know genders
I can ususally discern
Except with kittens.

This was a hard one, Williow.

[Weeping Willow]

Opps.. sorry.. :blush:....

Except with kittens
From which i'm terribly scared
Since that awful time....... (must add one more sylleble... nooooo ....)

[Virgil]

No, that's five. "awful" is two.

Since that awful time
Lost in a sea of strangers
Three year old missing

[emily655321]

EDIT......

[Weeping Willow]

No, that's five. "awful" is two.

Since that awful time
Lost in a sea of strangers
Three year old missing

Yeah i know thats why i didn't add the word "when".
Altough i really wanted..
:D

[Riesa]

Three year old missing:
Still lagoon in Hawaii
Reflecting the stars.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Reflecting the stars;
All constellations reversed,
Mariners confused!

[samercury]

Mariners confused
Where has their good captain gone?
Swallowed by a whale

[Riesa]

Swallowed by a whale
Waterlogged Pinocchio
Began to choose Truth.

[Virgil]

Funny!

Began to choose truth
Little Johnny pleased teacher
With honest homework.

[white camellia]

with honest homework
Stephen queries Catholic
Sow eats her Farrow

[Riesa]

Sow eats her Farrow
Woody divorced his Farrow
Married young Soon-Yi.

[nickelsilver]

Married young Soon-Yi
Not incest, but not quite right.
Legal, but . . . icky!

[Riesa]

Legal, but.....icky,
Gambling, Reno Casinos
Smoking Pensioners.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Three good one's on this page Riesa - especially the Woody Allen post - you were inspired today!


Smoking pensioners,
helps to preserve them longer,
But affects the taste!

[Riesa]

muh!(or thank you)and then :lol: the above~:)

But affects the taste.
Polyester buns require
Refrigeration.

[samercury]

:nod:

Refrigeration
Keeps you safe after you're cooked,
Roasting and boiling

[Riesa]

Roasting and boiling
Bones makes Jiggly-Jello fun
Hides and skin, yum yum.

[Virgil]

Hides and skin, yum yum
Carnivores at the table
Steak medium rare

[samercury]

:cold: lol

Steak medium rare
You know what it's made of, right?
Bessy, the cool cow

[Virgil]

:lol:

Bessy, the cool cow
Decided to not supply milk
Time for barbecue.

[Riesa]

:lol:
Time for barbecue,
Ol' Bess heard the pig squealing
And relaxed at last.

[samercury]

:p

And relaxed at last
But when pushed in the fire,
She screamed her heart out

[Riesa]

She screamed her heart out:
Run, Forrest, RUN! She forgot
To tell him to stop.

[Weeping Willow]

And relaxed at last
Today ya'll eat chicken!
No porky porky?? :eek2:

[nickelsilver]

"No porky porky?"
Ask the Asian working girls
The fun of shore leave

[Riesa]

The fun of shore leave,
Anchor Tattoos, hangovers
Torrid-dog freedom.

[Weeping Willow]

Torrid-dog freedom
Feeling nothing but the wind
Floting on my face

[Riesa]

:wave: Hi, WW.
Floating on my face,
Ocean's amenability
Sooths my aching soul.

[Weeping Willow]

Hi Resia! .. oh.. you're offline.. already.. :(...

Sooths my aching soul
A pain that's last forever!
But is Healed through time

[Xamonas Chegwe]

If nobody minds, I'll be a bit liberal with my spelling. ;)

But is healed in time;
That boil that made sitting hell,
Lanced and drained.

[Weeping Willow]

Sure! do what you want... :) :wave:

Lanced and drained
Dried to the heart of my bones
Living Skeleton

[Riesa]

Living Skeleton
Rattling along life's river
In a leaky boat.

[Weeping Willow]

In a leaky boat
After complaining to Death
To get a new one

[Dixie Chick]

In a leaky boat
Pi crossed the ocean's surface
Canada awaits.

[Riesa]

Canada awaits,
Scottish refugees take heart!
Choice: freeze or starve?

[emily655321]

Choice: freeze or starve?
When you're lost in the desert
The choice is simple

[Weeping Willow]

The choice is simple
When our life are on the stake
It is snooze or lose

[Riesa]

:lol:
It is snooze or lose,
On fine days I choose to snooze
In a pink hammock.

[Weeping Willow]

ohhh... why pink... aaaaaaa!! :sick: ... Just kidding.. :lol:

In a pink hammock
Chocking on a coconut
I have found my Death

[Riesa]

:lol: What's wrong with pink?
Don't you own anything pink? An Izod, perhaps?

I have found my Death,
Or rather Death has found me.
He lurks, doesn't pounce.

[Weeping Willow]

Did you mean an Ipod.. and no! i'm a boy and boys only wear blue... hi hi...:lol:

He lurks, doesn't pounce.
Like a spider hunting for,
A meal to consume

[Riesa]

A meal to consume,
A coin for purchasing
Pink necessities.
:D
:wave: hasta luego, WW

[Weeping Willow]

Porque rosa! porque!!!

Pink necessities
There is no such thing in life
Pink is EVIL aye!

:lol:
Adios... :wave:

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Pink is EVIL aye,
All colours serve to tempt us;
I see a red door....

[Weeping Willow]

I see a red door
Red as the color of life
But I prefer green

[samercury]

Pink :cold:

But I prefer green
It's such a peaceful color
Unlike bright purple

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Unlike bright purple,
Pansies which suck up the light,
Buttercups explode!

[nickelsilver]

Buttercups explode!
Kids light fireworks in my yard.
Boys with T-N-T

[Riesa]

Boys with T.N.T.
Unversed children training for
Careers in Arson.

[samercury]

lol

Careers in Arson
So many new things to learn-
I love yellow fire

[Riesa]

I love yellow fire,
Lizard Blue underbelly
Mesmerizes me.

I think I'm repeating myself, I can't get away from associating 'mesmerize' with fire.
ah, well.

[samercury]

Me too

Mesmerizes me
Like a snake's wonderful gaze
It's pulling me in

[Riesa]

Lovely.

It's pulling me in,
Hollow quagmire of your sulk,
I muddle through it.

[samercury]

like it

I muddle through it
And come out as the victor
You see, I'm still here

[Riesa]

You see, I'm still here
Wrenching mistrust of us
Has proven nothing.

[Virgil]

For willow's sake, I'll try not to use "pink."

Nice new avy, Reisa. Very stately, regal, very you.

The choice is simple
But crossing the Rubicon
Ended an era.

Oops. I screwed up. Sorry.

[Riesa]

Miss Samercury is afraid of pink too.

It's okay, I just reread my last two and my syllables are off.

And, Why, thank you, Virgil. ;)

Ended an era,
As all great epochs must end;
New age must begin.

[samercury]

:cold:

New age must begin
Horizons to be attained
Explore the unknown

[Riesa]

Explore the unknown;
The heart of an explorer,
Soul of a poet.

[Anon22]

Soul of a poet
The most wonderful of souls,
Homework, I finished :D

[Weeping Willow]

Mesmerizes me
Like a System of a down
Danny and lisa!

(It is a line from a song in System Of A Down's album which is named, Mesmerize!
The album not the song) :goof:
:D

[Riesa]

Danny and Lisa
Sittin' in a tree, K-I
S-S-I-N-G.

[nickelsilver]

S-S-I-N-G
"Nope. Try again," says my mom.
Grade school spelling drills

[Weeping Willow]

Mesmerizes me
Like a System of a down
Danny and lisa!

(It is a line from a song in System Of A Down's album which is named, Mesmerize!
The album not the song) :goof:
:D

Oh mi!!! ... how did that got there!! i posted it like nine posts ago.. how did it get here??? :confused:

Well never mind...

Grade school spelling drills
Grammer, is my weakeset link!
God language are hard

[Riesa]

I'm always impressed by your grasp of English, Willow.:)

God language are hard
His pal Gabriel speaks more
Fluently than I.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Fluently than I.
Words these a sentence make not!
Yoda impressed is.

[Riesa]

Yoda impressed is
A rare sight to behold, no?
Wisdom comes slowly.

[Weeping Willow]

I'm always impressed by your grasp of English, Willow.:)
.

Thanks but my english is rather weak! :( .. since i'm used to sometimes translating from hebrew which is BAd!!! and mustn't be done! :)...
But thanks again.. :D

Wisdom comes slowly
Brain cells rushing to get out
Vacuum in my head

Oh... and i use the dictionary a lot!
:wave:

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Vacuum in my head;
I need to have a spring clean,
For my dirty mind.

[Weeping Willow]

For my dirty mind
Is just full with Worms and crumbs
Worms Armageddon.

:D...

[Riesa]

Worm's Armageddon,
A shovel and a pick-axe
God: Spring Gardener

[samercury]

God: Spring Gardener
Look at the growing flowers
On a sunny day

[Riesa]

On a sunny day,
Diamond galaxy on a
Page of Neruda.

[Weeping Willow]

Page of Neruda
Floating lonely in the world
Torn from book of life

BTW - what is neruda??? can't find an interpataion.. :p

[Isagel]

Torn from book of life
Neruda still sings despair
metaphor master

(If it is Pablo Neruda the Haiku refers to he wrote, for example "Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair (1924)"

Small sample:
"Sucede que me canso de ser hombre.
Sucede que entro es las sasterías y en los cines
marchito, impenetrable, como un cisne de fieltro
navegando en un agua de origen y ceniza."
(from 'Walking Around')

translation:
I happen to be tired of being a man
I happen to enter tailor shops and movie houses
withered, impenetrable, like a felt swan
navigating in a water of sources and ashes." )

[Weeping Willow]

Oh thanks Isagel!

Metaphor master
Like a leaf gliding freely
In the blue torn sky!

[nickelsilver]

In the blue torn sky
Jetliners stitch the gaps closed
Planes weave like needles

[Riesa]

Planes weave like needles
Blue Angels in heavenly
Flight-- ingenuous Man.

[Weeping Willow]

Flight-- ingenuous Man
Yet so ignorant some times!
Why can't we just learn?

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Why can't we just learn?
Could it be that we pass too,
Many notes in class?

[Weeping Willow]

Many notes in class?
NO, i prefered to draw pics
On my school table

[Virgil]

On my school table
Someone carved "J HEART F"
Gum stuck underneath

[Riesa]

On my school table,
Discreetly hidden, a fool's
Polished Rosetta.

[Riesa]

oopsey. Distractions.

Gum stuck underneath
My shoe, what great lummox has
Soiled this pavement?

[samercury]

lol

Soiled this pavement?
This cannot be possible
Since I just washed it

[Riesa]

Since I just washed it,
The Glenmead luminously
Shimmers at long last.

Howdy, S.M. :wave:

[Virgil]

Shimmers at long last
Diamonds and rubies of glass
Sing that song tonight.

[samercury]

Sing that song tonight
Make the world a perfect place-
A stawberry world

[Riesa]

A strawberry world
Sanguine divas songs sprout so
Ripe, juicy and sweet

[Weeping Willow]

Ripe, juicy and sweet
Like juiceland stand in the street
Selling merchandise

[Riesa]

Selling merchandise
Stolen from the backs of trucks
A street rat survives.

[Weeping Willow]

A street rat survives
Or as you call him Gringo!
¿Comprando algo?

[Virgil]

A street rat survives
Or as you call him Gringo!
¿Comprando algo?
Willow - Are you testing my knowledge of spanish, of which after years of study I can hardly remember a few stray words? ¿Comprando algo? Is that, do you understand a little?

¿Comprando algo?
Yo no hablo espanol.
Where's the translator?

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Where's the translator,
That can put my ideas,
Into perfect words?

[Anon22]

Into perfect words?
Not even perfection is
the most perfect thing

[Virgil]

The most perfect thing
exists only in the mind. The
David has soot too.

[Riesa]

I love that, Virgil.

David has soot too,
Still, the promise of flawless
Bliss intoxicates.

[Weeping Willow]

[QUOTE=Virgil]Willow - Are you testing my knowledge of spanish, of which after years of study I can hardly remember a few stray words? ¿Comprando algo? Is that, do you understand a little?

No Virgil it means Comprando = buying algo = something..
Understand = Comprendo? .. :) sorry.. :lol:

Bliss intoxicates
Like an uranium dust
Creating X-men

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Creating X-men;
Pairing them with Y-women,
Product; Z-children!

[Riesa]

Product; zee children.
Freud ruminates while
Scratching his whiskers.

[Anon22]

Scratching his whiskers
the cat sleeps; tired from his
day he shall now keep.

[Virgil]

Creating X-men;
Pairing them with Y-women,
Product; Z-children!

Xamonas - Outstanding!
Riesa - Thank you.
Williow - Six years of Spanish for me was just wasted time.

Day he shall now keep
Tomorrow's wishes shall not
disappear tonight.

-Makes no sense at all, but what the heck...

[kilted exile]

Disappear tonight,
Another face in the crowd,
Just like all the rest

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Just like all the rest,
I never enjoyed last night;
I post late again.

[Anon22]

I post late again,
my reaction time feels weak,
wait 'til tomorrow(?)

[samercury]

Wait 'til tomorrow
Procrastinate yet again
It makes life easier

[Virgil]

It makes life easier
Pump clear liquid into it
And press the petal

[Riesa]

And press the petal,
Thumbnail imprint on Grandma's
Roses, gentle squelch.

[Weeping Willow]

Roses, gentle squelch
As we create, juice of love
Entitys combines.

[Virgil]

Entitys? I don't know what that means. Nothing in M-Webster's. Do you mean entities? I'll just assume so.

Entities combine.
The position of test tubes.
Vaporous gases.

[Pantelej]

Vaporous Gases,
Filling the void,
Clouding the mind.

[Virgil]

Vaporous Gases,
Filling the void,
Clouding the mind.
Pantelej - The second line is suppose to have 7 syllables and the first and third lines are to have 5 syllables. The first line of course is taken from the previous poem.

Clouding the mind
Abstractions cause me to sleep.
Strong Scotch will correct.

[dcdavi]

Clouding the mind
Grazing -- cumulus above --
Sheep fill the hillside.

[Weeping Willow]

Entitys? I don't know what that means. Nothing in M-Webster's. Do you mean entities? I'll just assume so.


Sorry.. I've already said my English is not that good, thanks for letting me know.. :p...

Hmm in the last haiku ther is 5-5-5 not 5-7-5... wierd.. :confused:

Clouding the mind
Like a poison to the vain
Deteriorating

[Weeping Willow]

Brrrr i'm too slow... :(

Sheep fill the hillside
Destroying our ozone
With their bad Gases

[Anon22]

wha? o.o Sheep? destroying the ozone with their bad gases? o.o

[Weeping Willow]

Don't you know that Sheep gases are making a hole in the ozone layer... :confused:
Above Newzealand...

[Virgil]

Don't you know that Sheep gases are making a hole in the ozone layer... :confused:
Above Newzealand...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Are sheep gases any differnet than human gases? And here we thought it was just our fuel guzzling cars. All we need to do to save the earth is kill all the sheep and plug all our behinds.

[emily655321]

The same complaint is made about cows. There are so many because of the dairy and meat industry, and the methane from all that manure is bad for the atmosphere. :nod: Strange but true.

[Weeping Willow]

I'm not jokeing....Go here if you don't believe.. it's a real Problam...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/kyoto/ewe.html

[Virgil]

How would you like to be that guy in the article doing his research on the gas! :lol: I bet it's a grad student who collects the gases and not the Professor.

[Weeping Willow]

:lol:... but how about going back to haikuing????

[Virgil]

With their bad gases
poor sheep pose a grave danger.
Must plug their behinds.

[dcdavi]

With their bad gases,
not like Argon and Xenon
amid the noble ones.

[Riesa]

What the ....? :lol: Virgil, I must go with dcdavi's last line, only because I really don't want to use yours. :D

Amid the noble ones
She stands, carved in white marble
Virtuous and calm

[Weeping Willow]

Virtuous and calm
Like silence before the storm
Then starts the real fun

[Anon22]

Then starts the real fun
Like silence before the storm
Virtuous and Calm

:p :D

[Outlander]

May I?

Virtuous and Calm
A whisper behind her lips
Evident to all

[Scheherazade]

Evident to all
Men are nothing but mere dopes,
Deserving the bops.

[Virgil]

What the ....? :lol: Virgil, I must go with dcdavi's last line, only because I really don't want to use yours. :D

Oh, darn. Nobody got to use mine. I wonder how it would have went.

desrving the bobs
diz and bird at Carnegie
Man were they groovin'

[Riesa]

Man were they groovin'
Until Day Old Menudo
--Montezuma's Curse

Occasionally
Upset Mexican tourists
Must plug their behinds.

[Anon22]

Must plug their behinds?
what use would that be? the corks
will simply pop out.

Random haiku (not about the Mexicans... just thought of randomly) and obscene but... seriously... I've no clue what to do... o.o

[Riesa]

It was all for Virgil, I found it funny. :D

Will simply pop out
Pop out of her head. Pop! Pop!
A loose eyeball plops.

talk about random.

[Anon22]

O.o indeed....

A loose eyeball plops
cows fly in the air with wings
while a fish then says

lol... extremely random haiku... but at least it'll allow the next one to not be so random.

[samercury]

A loose eyeball plops
And falls down on the hard ground
I should have glued it

[Riesa]

While a fish then says
"Blurg, Glub, Old fin broke, lost it.
I should have glued it"

[Virgil]

Thanks all on the sheep behinds! :lol: Coincidentally, my wife made lamb chops this evening, and I was trying not to laugh at the dinner table. She just wouldn't have understood.

I should have glued it.
Cracked dish deserved saving
now how do I eat?

[Anon22]

my apologies... I feel extremely random today... lol... really random... I've no clue why.

now how do I eat?
shall I slice the ham in half,
eat each slice of ham.

[Vedrana]

Eat each slice of ham
As though it will be your last
Who knows when that is?

[samercury]

Who knows when that is?
The future is uncertain
Don't ever let go

[Weeping Willow]

Don't ever let go
Form here to eternity
Hold my hand and cry

[samercury]

Nice one!

Hold my hand and cry
Don't worry, I can help you
Make it to the end

[Weeping Willow]

Thanks you're too kind.. :blush:

Make it to the end
Just the two of us, making
Castles in the sky

[samercury]

Castles in the sky
What a wonderful movie,
Full of memories

[Weeping Willow]

Full of memories
From Past, present and future
All times together

[samercury]

All times together
Forever, never apart
I'll stand at your side

[Weeping Willow]

I'll stand at your side
In sickness and as in health
Till death put us part

[samercury]

Till death put us part
-Or someone else comes along-
My eternal vow

[Outlander]

My eternal Vow
time to break it, promise gone
Damn the world, I hate

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Damn the world, I hate,
The way it spins beneath me;
Makes me so dizzy!

[Outlander]

Makes me so dizzy
with it's lies and deception
everything is false

[dcdavi]

everything is false
never trust the written word
even this is a lie.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

everything is false
never trust the written word
even this is a lie.

I don't believe you! ;)

[Anon22]

even this is a lie,
no wait, the above is true.
Love paradoxes.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Love paradoxes;
Love is nothing if not self,
Contradictory.

[Riesa]

Contradictory
In itself, Love. Sly, forthright;
Dismal elation.

[Virgil]

Dismal elation
I come to meet it again.
Estatic morose.

[Riesa]

Ecstatic morose
Herons pose on pebbled edge
Watercolor lake.

[Virgil]

Very nice! I like that a lot.

Watercolor lake
Summer by the mountain stream
Fly fishing and bait

[Riesa]

thanks, are you a fly fisherman?

Fly fishing and bait.
Chilled fingers welcome rising
Sun; Wren's warbling cry.

[Outlander]

Son; Wren's warbling cry.
Can't you must smash it's head
I'm trying to sleep

[atiguhya padma]

I'm trying to sleep
But the world condemns me to
An awakening

[Weeping Willow]

An awakening
The light has shown my the way
Out of this prison

[atiguhya padma]

http://www.e-travelguide.info/malmaisonoxford/

Out of this prison
They built a hotel. People
Still pay to sleep here

[Weeping Willow]

Still pay to sleep here
Gold coin per bed for a night
No breakfast includ

[Riesa]

No breakfast included
In a slovenly hovel
But you might get bugs!

[samercury]

But you might get bugs
Floating around- in your soup.
Enjoy your long stay!

[Riesa]

Enjoy your long stay!
In our cramped, crumbling Hotel
We wash sheets with fleas.

[samercury]

eek

We wash sheets with fleas
So if you hear something squeak,
It's your brand new pet

[Riesa]

lol

It's your brand new pet,
Some call him Mickey, but don't
Be fooled. He's a rat.

[samercury]

Be fooled. He's a rat
He will scream, kick and bite you
Do you still want it?

[Riesa]

Do you still want it?
If not, he goes in the soup
Along with the bugs.

:wave: gotta run, see you later. :D

[samercury]

lol

Along with the bugs
You know that they're nutricious
And easy to cook

'kay, bye :wave:

[Virgil]

Do you still want it?
If not, he goes in the soup
Along with the bugs.

:wave: gotta run, see you later. :D
Riesa - You're 1000th post!! :thumbs_up

[Weeping Willow]

Do you still want it?
Although it kills you slowly
Crowling from within

[samercury]

Crawling from within
And slowly eating your heart
That was wonderful

[Riesa]

That was wonderful
Undercooked Rat, half-alive
Feasting on Innards

[samercury]

eek

Feasting on Innards
Then moving on, somewhere else
-Fall in a deep sleep

[Weeping Willow]

Fall in a deep sleep
That is all i want in life
To be like a dog

[Riesa]

HI Willow :wave:

To be like a dog,
Well loved and pampered, fed treats
On a velvet pillow.

[Riesa]

Riesa - You're 1000th post!! :thumbs_up

Thanks for noticing, Virgil!

[samercury]

On a velvet pillow
With delicious chocolate-
A wonderful life

[Weeping Willow]

Hy Riesa!! :wave: how are you?...
Congrats!
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